Vince's Crush

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hi this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast hello everybody this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast take two take two because the dogs are barking and of course i'm here with my wonderful husband vince oh my god here we go again bullshit continue oh yes okay well you know how it is yeah i have to continue the bullshit yeah so can't just let it go yeah something like that so this is our take two because the dogs would dogs um would not stop into the show all about two minutes of the show and all of a sudden the dogs decide to bark at nothing nothing absolutely nothing it's like not a squirrel out there there's nothing i don't it's raining they don't go outside in the rain there's no one here to visit us whatever they're barking at their stupidity i love them but they're stupid.

They are stupid. They don't go outside in the rain. There's no one here to visit us. Whatever. They're barking at their stupidity. I love them, but they're stupid. They're stupid. They don't have one brain cell between the two of them. Nope. So speaking of no brain cells. Okay. This is pertaining to me, I assume. No. I started to tell you the story about what I think would be a great idea for guys to pick up women at Walmart. And the no brain cells definitely applies. Okay, but go ahead, continue.

Well, you know, I've noticed when I have off during the week that if you go to like the supermarkets or you go to like Walmart as an example, that there's a lot of MILFs walking around. Yeah, like middle of the day. Yeah, yeah. They all can't be satisfied. I mean, you walk around there and that's proof, right? That's damn proof, yes. Hey, I'm supposed to be a different answer. I mean, no, I'm definitely satisfied. Thank you. That's better, yeah, completely. So I came up with this concept. So as a single guy, let's pretend I am. I pretend I am. Okay. A lot, actually. Yeah.

Walk into Walmart, get your cart, go right back to the pharmaceutical area. Right. Go over to the condoms. Find the brand with the- Mega, huge, giant, mega. Yeah, the fucking King Cobra fucking condoms. Like the biggest biggest fuckers no what are you gonna do make balloon animals yeah for the kids of the white exactly exactly what else no duh so then you go over to the the men's clothing area you go to the you know the underwear section right and see if they have underwear there for, like, more room up front. Like, you know, I need something to hold this monster in kind of thing.

And then just, like, kind of, you know, walk around and see if everyone can kind of crash your cart into it. Oh, I'm sorry. You know? My dick's so big, I crack my cart. Yeah, walk with a slight limp, you know? You know? You can grab it to one side. You might have to kind of, like, adjust it every once in a while. Like,. Oh my God, my back's killing me. You know, that kind of thing. You see a real pretty one, you go, excuse me. I'm not trying to make innuendos or assume anything, but do you know if this brand is any good?

I've gone for so long with not wearing, but I have a new girlfriend, and she insists I wear protection. Do you know if this brand, now, hopefully, she'll sit there and say, well, my husband's too small. He would never wear those. In my luck, the woman would go, oh, my husband or boyfriend is so big, he has to go get truck in her tubes but that you know i was going the other way with it the finger cots are over there so you're saying they wouldn't believe i have a big cop i didn't say that so do you think that would be a good pickup no i think it'd be terrible although.

Although I think it would be funny to watch it happen, watch a guy crash and burn. Well, how about if you go over and get like a summer sausage or ring bologna and ask the woman, like, let's hypothetically say this was my cock. Would that be too big for you? Hypothetically. Oh, my God. Would that be too much? Just a little bit. Okay. In my luck, she'd go, no, that container of cheese sticks is more your size than it. I'd be like, okay, that hurt. Yeah. No, that would not be a good thing to do. Don't do it. Don't do it. Okay. Too late. Even for a study. I'm not allowed back in that one.

Yeah, no doubt. That would be miscarriage. That's why, if you want to know why I bought groceries at this other store. That's why. That was the reason. Sorry, I'm not allowed back in there. All right. I tried to even use one of those little tarred carts in the front and say, my cock's so big, I can't walk. They didn't believe me. Nope. Oh, my God. Stop. I thought you were going someplace different with that, but I was wrong. Where'd you want me to go? I don't know, but not there. I was just wrong, wrong. All right. I guess you have some other. Yeah, it's kind of exciting. Go for it.

I got accepted to sextpanther.com. How do you spell it?

S-I-S-T-O-R-O panther.com how do you spell it s-e-x-t panther.com and i'm hot wiped on a lynn all one word okay yeah i just i mean i literally just how many k's are in sext panther well it's a couple sevens too okay so there's three k's and two sevens so yeah it's a different spelling i don't want to misspell it exactly well i tried applying to them before and um like you said i uh we talked about this before and i think i gave them the wrong url or i gave them a url that was more wasn't what they were looking for so they didn't accept me they're like you have to have a really good presence on instagram or twitter or Twitter.

They have three places where they want you to have a good standing on social media, be active on social media. Yeah, and you gave them like your link tree. Yeah, because there's so many. I'm like, what do you want? They want the individual links. Yeah, but they only give you three. That's all you need is three. Yeah, they want the three highest ones. Yeah, whatever. But I got accepted this time. I like that. So tell us, as we sit here with Bane and Brad. Oh, yeah, okay. Stop, okay. What is Sex Panther? It's... Sext. Well, it's for sexting. Like, you can text, you know, sexy stuff.

Well, people can text you now. Text, yeah. They can text you. There is a fee. Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's all fee-based, of course. But they usually want, like, sexier stuff. And then there's even, like, cam shows you can do. So they can video chat with you. Mm-hmm, like a video chat, sure. Solo video chats? Mm-hmm, yeah. All right. No, I haven't used all the aspects of it. There's also a phone, like, you can do a call, a phone call type of a thing. Is this what you're going to start making me use? Yeah, exactly. You want to talk to me, honey? You to get a three-sex phantom. You'll still block me.

Same as you did on the normal number and I know your number. No, I wouldn't do that. At least this way I'd be making some money off you. It's kind of the same money, isn't it? It's kind of. And I'm the dumb one. But yeah, I just started that. God gave you tits and a pussy.

It didn't okay not at all but i literally put up like four pictures and i opened up my account and i thought well okay let's see what happens so you know kind of can go go live and you know you put a little there's a little slider that says you're available so i'm like okay i'm available you know within a week couple i don't know it wasn't even that long. And all of a sudden I'm getting these text messages from people. One guy's from Australia and we're going back and forth. And he's like, well, do you have time for a video chat? I'm like, yes, I do. So do the video chat.

Well, and let's be clear. You've had the ability to do video chats before with other people. Some people just weren't privy to it right but now it's all being done through this one site and there's a safety i can understand the people there's a safety factor for them that if we do it like a different way there's an easier chance of either the customer being ripped off or the model the other thing if i'm not mistaken was before like when guys wanted to do a video chat, it's like, well, I don't have that platform or this platform. I have this. We can video chat on, let's say, Instagram.

I don't have Instagram. I want to use Skype. FaceTime or this or that. So this gives you one platform. Yeah. There's a then there's a safety factor. These guys, I mean, they have to buy the credits or whatever. So there's a little chance of them being ripped off. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, and there's a little chance of me being ripped off. More importantly, yeah. Well, either way. I mean, I could say, oh, yeah, it was a video chat, and they put money in, let's say, my Venmo account, and I just ghost them. And I could rip them off that way. Sure. That's not right. People have. Not you or whatever.

No, I would never. But I'm saying other people have done that to other people. Yes, absolutely. So, yeah, if you're interested in reaching out to Donna in a text message thing or video chat, and you set the hours in which you do it. Mm-hmm, yeah. Okay, so it's not like you can interrupt us And I'll see the video chat look how big my clit is wow impressive wow donna i didn't know you had a hairy chest suck it up buttercup i do wow donna you have a beard i didn't shave before i went to bed make me sound more and more glamorous all the time Adam's apple, I didn't shave before I went to bed.

Make me sound more and more glamorous all the time. Oh, my God, your Adam's apple, I didn't know. So hot, that Adam's apple. Yeah, so... You almost sound like Vince. Shut up. Vince with very little sleep, that's for sure. But yeah, so I dappled with that for a few hours.

Okay, so someone with texting they text you what can they expect you're gonna like swap recipes or what are you doing oh that's what they want to do that hey i'm there for them you don't know first fucking thing about cooking you'd say here dub betty fucking crocker.com that's what i'd be doing they're I'd be looking at things online. Cutting and pasting into my sex message. What's your best recipe for shepherd's pie? Hold on a second here. Here's a link, motherfucker. No, it starts out kind of mundane. Like, how are you doing?

Then it goes into more sexy stuff, is fun What kind of shoes you wear Oh, see, that's so hot Yeah, I think so Okay, so video chats What are they getting for their money? You're going to actually cook that recipe for them? Yeah, that's exactly what I'm going to do You got me She doesn't even know where the fucking kitchen is The only thing she knows in the kitchen Is the fucking coffee machine I'll see there with you. Hey, I usually start with like a bra and panty set on and, you know, as soon as they... Your big tighty-whitey undies? Oh, man. Those grannies, grannies. You're just killing this.

Oh, God, gross. They're trying to come up like right below your tits? Yeah, it's, God, gross. You can put advertising space on that shit, man. Gross. There's space for rent. That's one of those things he keeps saying is, I'm going to get you drunk, and I'm going to put granny panties on you and take pictures. It's like, oh, that's... Some people are into them. Do not critique. You see this face? Yeah. It's like sour... You make that same face when you suck my dick. That's true. Now that you imagine it.

You and i can't see it but jesus christ that thing cuts through the night that whole sour lemon face do i have to dry even here no the gag was because your cock is so big yeah Yeah, you'd get stuck between your front teeth. What the fuck are you talking about? Oh, I'm trying to disguise it. You're just so wrong. Oh, my God. I swear the gagging was because you're so big, dear. I swear to God. Okay, sure. I've yet to even feel your tongue. I can't get past your front lips. It's like, go on. Stop it. People, don't even listen to him. He's so full of shit. So full of shit.

A little constipation problem. Yeah, well, that's a whole whole health matters network yeah the colon blasters but colon blaster podcast i'll clean your colon podcast yeah it's getting bigger with the gay population. But anyway. It's gaining traction. That's good. Well, with the whole anal thing, because you clean your colon out before. Oh, absolutely. Yeah, yeah. Every time I go to play, I do an enema. I clean it out. And I'm like, did it go to the playground? Whatever. Hey, I'm not judging. So. What?

So if people go on there and they want to do a one-on-one video chat or texting or a phone call, they can actually call you. Yes, I haven't set that up, though. Okay, we haven't set that up, but maybe this week? Yeah, I mean, I think it might just be as little as putting a switch on because it's not like they're using my phone number, per se. They block everybody's phone number, even the people calling you.

Yeah absolutely it's you know so again that's sext x s e x t panther dot com that's the other thing you could do is if you go to hot wife donnalyn.com you'll get her link to that yeah links to everything everything yeah it's it's um yeah All the platforms she's on. Like more recently, you opened up more. You had some, but now more on. Loyal fans. Loyal fans. Yeah, we always dabbled with that. And it didn't really float my boat. And I'm like, you know what? It's sitting there. Let's just start putting stuff up. Let's just see what happens when you start putting videos up.

know okay and uh there's one guy who just like really fell in love with my older woman younger man scenarios yeah and he did and he would type me through another another platform you got to put up some more of them out they're really hot i'm like okay i mean asking you shall receive within reason within sure. I ask all the time I don't receive. Let's go with that. But, yeah, so that was kind of, you know, like raising the dead kind of a thing. Again, you're talking about our sex life. No, no, I swear to God I'm not. I swear to God. It really hurts. Cut steep. Cut steep.

I thought that we were going to keep that kind of private. I just didn't think that platform was going anywhere. Again, you're still talking about our sex life. I didn't think that platform was going anywhere. Yeah. I'm just going to turn my microphone off. I can do that. Watch. I just do this. See, I can do that, and then I can do this. Donna! Girl, go put some damn panties on. Donna! Stop! Once. Just do it once. That's annoying. That's really annoying. Steven liked it. Hi, Steven. When you're listening. On your 14-hour ride to wherever you're going for work.

But yeah, and it just seemed like the platform is, now I know to navigate and I know the interface it's a lot easier so yeah if you want to have interaction more a little one on one kind of thing do a video chat you know see you know watch Donna perform just for you I always keep a dildo handy my vibrator why'd she look at me when she said dildo handy i looked away from you i deliberately looked away yeah come on but yeah i mean you know they want to see you have fun and play with yourself i know they want to see me have fun myself i'm not oh you are so hot well it's beside the point i think i think secretly people are trying to go through me to get to you i think that's what it's just just becoming obvious to you now?

I mean, come on. It's true. It's all true. I'm going to go after Donalyn just to get that wonderful Vince. If I wasn't me, I'd want to be me. Not really. Not even a little bit. I am mean. I don't want to be mean. But yeah, it's kind of fun. Okay, so what videos are going up this week? Oh, God. Oh, now you put me right on the spot. Way to prep. Yeah. Hey, that was early. That was for something else. Oh. That was for something. Different kind of prep. That was a different kind of prep. It's anal prepping.

I know like on many vids, have five videos ready to go up okay all this week well i do like every other day okay except for the weekend there's again um on all the platforms you put stuff up two to three times a week yes yes okay i usually do like a monday wednesday friday again go to hotwifedonnalyn.com thank you dear dear. And if you want to reach out to us at the show, oh, we've got to talk about that. That gentleman sent us that email about the story and asked what he should do. Oh, crap, yeah. It wasn't about crap. I forgot all about that until you mentioned it. Yeah, I did too.

I've just been caught up in a lot of things. Oh, did you send that to me so I can reference it? I did send that to you, but I don't i don't see if i can uh get my glasses on and see if i can he talked about a story about um his ex-wife yeah i think it was together with a friend and oh it was weird hold on a second that was um was that email or did you text it to me i texted it to you because i couldn't forward it Okay, it texted it to you. It should be a 17 fucking mile long text message. Good Lord, hon. I don't know where it is. No, no, that's not it. Oh my God. That was, it was crazy.

I couldn't make heads or tails out of it. Yeah, it was an interesting story. Oh, and I want to be able to reference it because it was, I forgot you even sent that to me. I forgot all about it. Okay, let me check my phone now. So, but yeah, he talked about something like, to the effect, his wife and his ex-wife and... Well, the current wife who wants to get into the lifestyle and the first wife was... Oh, here it is. Holy shit, do I have to read this whole thing? Do you want me to read it or do you want to read it? Oh, I can do it. Hold on, I have to go all the way to the front.

Let me put my headphones back on. You'd hate to read it backwards from the end. Yeah, hold on. Then it gets unfucked. Okay. I'll start reading it. Go ahead. Okay. A while back, my wife's ex-friend was very sexual and always had an influence on my wife. She knew how much I loved watching my ex-wife with other men, so she started getting my current wife going with the idea. Well, last night, ever was my wife's friend brought over this guy, Bob. Sorry, I'm reading this exactly what he wrote, so it might be a little bit disjointed. Okay, Bob to hang out with us.

It got to this point where the topic got to the guys wearing G-strings and the girls were asking him if he ever wore one. He said something about the string going up his ass, so obviously he wore one. My wife told him how I had a couple of them. He wanted to see them. I showed them, and he got the funny idea of putting it on. I went to- Okay, can I stop there? Okay. Here's my first problem. Why is he wearing a G-string? No, why is he wearing somebody else's underwear?

you know what whatever i'm just saying i i'm sure it was laundry i just for me it's like you know what if someone wants to wear my t-shirts fine someone even wants to wear my pants it's a for me it's a little like but underwear is a little bit more underwear gets way too personal and then now we're talking now we're talking at g-string now we're talking we're up close and personal to too many goddamn things. You know, like normal underwear, tighty-whities and stuff, that's a fart filter, all right? A G-string is right against it, man. Right against it.

That's like putting a piece of grass between your two thumbs and blowing that. I was just thinking that. Okay, go ahead, sorry. Okay. I showed him and he got the funny idea to put it on. went out to rejoin the girls hold on when he came back wearing it he sat down in front of them let's just say i actually got turned on when i watched my wife's eyes uh go right to his package oh crap uh well that's to be expected i'm sorry any guy how big his package is or isn't, if a guy wears a fucking G-string, a thong, whatever you call it, he comes walking out, women are going to focus on that.

Men, we're going to fucking look around like... It's like, hey, you know, Bob, you forgot to paint the ceiling over here. His cock was falling out super easy. I guess he was filling it out so much he was like falling out. Not a problem I have. To make this a shorter story, he sort of removed the G-string and my wife stared at it, all nine and a half inches and thick. I'm not lying at all. He went to her and took her hand and led her into the bedroom. The friend said, give them a minute. And I tried, but a bit of jealousy, I guess, took over him. And being aroused, I got up to go in there.

She was naked lying down on him, standing next to her. This time he was hard, and she couldn't wait to have it. She was doing her best to suck him all in. He was fingering fucking her as she sucked and i could hear her getting wet and as soon and soon she squirted a bit for him he said he never experienced that from a girl she looked at him and said fuck me now her friend and i uh just were just sitting there watching them.

He got, oh crap, it keeps going back uh he got down between her legs for a few minutes and then she actually begged begged him for his cock so he moved up to her mouth and started kissing her while easing into her before watching the other man kiss my ex-wife was a no-no but this time was even hotter because his big thick cock was deep inside her. Soon her hands were running up into his hair, pulling him into her mouth. Watching their tongues and his cock got me so uncomfortably hard, I took it out and stroked it while watching them.

Her friend started giving me a blowjob, but my wife didn't even know we were in the room. She was in heaven with Bob between her legs and his thick cock in her. He got up on his knees to open her legs and began to pound her harder. The harder he fucked her pussy, the more she moaned and screamed out.

I then heard say oh my god she's squirting everywhere and we could see it too she was uh her squirting was getting all over getting him all soaked and had never happened before with us they fucked for almost an hour till he began to come she held him close to her as he pumped his seed into her he got up kissed her passionately again and then went into the bathroom i just couldn't take it i got up and started fucking her i love the feeling of his hot cum oozing out all over me and then she tells me how amazing his cock was and i lost it and came now my question is that's what this is the build up this is a word problem how many apples does jane have yeah i i was that's that's where it is go ahead what's this question his question thought this was a word problem yeah now my question is it's been over 15 years and we've had a few experiences but not this great now after our last daughter she said never again but i want her to find a lover but how can i get her to do it again when uh she keeps saying never never happening any advice for me wow um holy cow that was a book wasn't it first First of all, I mean, again, I almost want to say, and I'm not saying, but alcohol always helps.

Two, is there... What are you saying is I drink my rum and coke here. Well, I'm hoping to get lucky later. The aspect of communication in any relationship is very important. it's crucial so the group question here is like okay what makes her say never again is it something she did but regrets is it something hormonal after the last child was born i mean um there's a couple we know um they're older than us and they used to be in the lifestyle. And the woman is very sultry. Oh, yes. And she's put on some weight. Right.

And in talking to the husband, he's expressed how he found your stuff on the web. He's like, oh, my God, she's so hot and all this stuff. And he's admitted pleasuring himself to it and stuff like that. And he says, yeah, I wish my wife would get back into it. And I said, you know, your wife's always been incredibly sexy and sultry, a great voice, eyes that are just smoky. Real sultry, very smoky. And I said, even with the weight she's gained, I'd still love to try that. Yeah. Okay? And he says, she wants nothing to do with sex. She is done with sex. Sad.

So I said to her, you know, I said, oh, you know, I've always had a fortacious relationship with her. Yeah, I know. You know.

So I said, oh, I said, would you would you mind if i just you know kid around and see if i can break ground with her i guess please do so you know i started over a couple days just normal back and forth friendly text nothing else and then i slowly worked into things and she says listen i really appreciate it but those days are gone oh she says i really want nothing to do with sex anymore and it's like what the fuck happened to you yeah i mean one thing like when i was going through the whole menopause thing and sex just my head she's way past menopause yeah but my thing was with that it's like sex is painful and that's what i said it's like my head's.

But when it comes to the actual penetration, that whole 40-grit sandpaper, if that had changed sooner, I would have been doing everything that we're doing now sooner. It's only been in the last year that it stopped. That little switch hit. Yeah, and it doesn't hurt anymore. All right, so that stated, let's get back to this guy's problem or question, his question, not problem. You're trying to figure out why she doesn't want to. Well, first thing you need to do is find out from her why. Yeah. Does she not feel sexy now because she's had children? Right. Is it a hormonal thing?

Is it something that she feels ashamed of? Yeah, maybe. Like the story we're going to talk about shortly. Yes.

You know, this is a woman that we you'll hear about a little bit um that used to be very like i'm married you know no one says don't tell me i have a nice body don't tell me i'm pretty don't tell me a dirty joke it's all inappropriate everything's inappropriate and you know that's fine so you think it might be the same kind of thing i don't know as i'm saying he has to find out why and then um again communication let her yeah i mean find out why i mean like back when when you were going through menopause or anything else you're like i really don't want to do this anymore i don't i'm not enjoying it it's like okay yeah but at least i was yeah you knew i still desired it right and you always are apologizing you don't need to apologize if it's something you don't want to do i'm not going to force you no no but and you don't want to trick somebody that's what i'm saying i would normally say hey man get her a couple drinks but that's wrong too that's yeah it definitely is wrong you know now if your wife is kind of into it and you know the trigger point is get her some rum and coke.

I don't know what you're talking about here. Oh, I don't want to shoot. I'm done with porn. You want to go help me at this one shoot? Yeah, I'll help you. But I said, I'm not shooting. I'm not shooting. Rum and coke, rum and coke. Fucked five guys. Okay.

I can't even deny that because Big Macs sent a thing he was hey what's your what's your handle on twitter i was like why and all of a sudden these pictures came out from that shoot i was like and this is when i got his his big old dick in my mouth and i got the thumbs up like yeah i got this big old dick in my mouth and he's like it's okay let's back to this gentleman's problem or question i'm sorry so i mean my suggestion is first you find out from her why yeah is is it a matter that she doesn't feel sexy or pretty okay that's okay you need to reassure her she is and that you find it sexy you don't sit there and go honey i don't care what you look like i just want to see you suck not not good answer i don't care what you look like yeah I just want to see you suck.

Not good answer. Not good answer. I don't care what you look like. No, you're beautiful to me. You know what? We've always said before, though, if you told me I'm beautiful, it's like, oh, that's really nice. Thank you. That's wonderful. But like you said, a total stranger tells me, oh, my God, you're so beautiful. They're like, oh, he thinks I'm beautiful. And then you're like, hey, I just freaking told you that three seconds ago. Yeah, you expect your, you know, it's different. Someone says, I love you. Right. You know, then it I'm beautiful.

And then you're like, hey, I just freaking told you that three seconds ago. Yeah, you expect your, you know, it's different. Someone says, I love you. Right. Then it's one thing. But if your significant other tells you you're attractive, handsome, pretty, beautiful, sexy, whatever. Mine doesn't. You kind of expect that. Yeah, you kind of expect that. But they do, and you go, okay, thank you, honey. That's great. Yeah, but you, you know, I could have a wart in the middle of my head. But as soon as you hear it from somebody else.

A total stranger who is non, like not biased, I guess that's what it is. And see, that's one of the things with today's environment that's really pissed me off is it used to be where you could go to work and let's say, you know, Jane at work comes in wearing a new dress and she looks nice. And you go, wow, Jane, you look really pretty today. You can't do that now. You can't do that. But in the meantime, in her head, there's Jane and then there's Betty. Jane was like, oh, that's sexual harassment. But Betty would be like, wow, I wish someone would tell me I'm pretty. You know? Yeah.

And it's like, I don't see it as sexual harassment. I don't either. I see it as a compliment. I see it as a compliment. If they say you look pretty today, oh, your new dress looks pretty, or whatever. Versus like, wow, Jane, your ass looks fucking hot in that dress. Okay, that's sexual harassment. Well, one of my managers lost weight. We made it all that way. And I said, wow, you look great since you lost weight. Because he lost 40 pounds. I was big. And I was like, oh, did I just get myself fired because he looked good?

I think you rarely find a man that will be offended by you telling him they look nice. If you give someone a compliment, isn't it just being kind? Today we're in a fucked up world, but that's a whole other show. So anyway, I would talk to her, find out what's going on. It might be a slow build process where you need to reassure her and show her you find her sexy. You know? Tell her while you're messing around or something like that. That's what I was thinking of. Donna and I love to go into our little fantasies in our head while we're giving each other oral. Yeah.

It's hard for me to talk about when I have a big old dick in my mouth. I try. Yeah, and then I say, when you're done with him, come over for me. Shut up. She goes, shut up. I'm fulfilling my fantasy. And I said, but that's a dildo. Still better than yours. Oh, God. But, you know, and build her up, you know, and just see. You know, what, you know, it's, if there's an issue, see what you can do to correct the issue. You know, don't force her into it because you'll never get it. You'll never get it. If you're being more forceful, it's not going to work. Yeah.

You have to baby steps, you know, while you're messing around, you talk about, you know, since she already had this experience. I think while they're messing around, like revisit it. Hey, I thought it was so hot. How does she feel when you talk about that experience? Yeah, I mean. If you relive that experience. Like, let's say she's giving you a blowjob. I'm assuming she does because apparently she sucks dick. Apparently. Apparently a big nine-inch dick. Nine and a half inches. There's a half inch in there you're missing, mister. I'm missing more than a half inch. I really am.

could account for it i'd be a different man um but oh my god nine and a half nine and a half inches is wasn't that movie where's that was weeks oh that was probably the porn version probably the porn version yeah like shaving ryan's privates Yeah, exactly. That was a hit. You know, find was probably the porn version. Probably the porn version. Porn version, yeah, like shaving Ryan's privates. Yeah, exactly. Oh, that was a hit. But, you know, find out what's going on, you know? See, like, why don't you, you know, we're like, you know, honey, because we've done this.

Like when Donna's blowing me or whatever, sit there and like, oh, my God, when you were doing this with so-and-so, it was so hot or whatever. Whatever, yeah. You know, just try to, if she lets you relive that fantasy or that situation, relive it. You don't want to beat that drum every time. No. The thing is, if she lets you relive that fantasy, the door is ajar. It's not closed.

It's closed it's unless she says yes you can you know you could talk about it but i you know don't get your hopes up oh you i remember you talking about that we would talk about me being with like you know two black guys or whatever in my mind it's very erotic sure very erotic the logistics of it and the reality of it, it's a lot more... Well, as small as you are, you're afraid that the two dicks will actually touch in the middle. Yeah, there's a lot more going on with it. And there's more to it that we won't talk about on air, too.

Well, there's also the thing in your mind, too, that it's more choreographed, it flows nice. I'm incredibly limber in my fantasy. I mean, my God. In my fantasy, too. Yeah. But the reality is, my legs just don't go that far. Two hip replacements will limit your hip movement. Yeah, to some degree. Anyway, so that's my suggestion. Do you have any expansion on that? You're the woman. Yeah, you've been in that situation. What would... Talking about it first, letting her respond, letting her... Is it a medical thing? If it's a medical thing, maybe get that addressed.

Did that big a dick hurt her and she doesn't want it again? Yeah, it sounded like she was really freaking enjoying it. But that's... Doring.

But afterwards afterwards if you bang the shit out of your cervix i mean there's been guys that you enjoyed while you're with them and afterwards like oh my god he banged the fuck out of my cervix i'm sore for days um usually if i'm having a really good time yeah i'll be sore the next day but it's short-lived because i'm still thinking about how nice it was d and i'm okay with that story so if other guys that you're kind of like you know yeah i think give the woman's aspect please yeah well my problem is it's like okay was that a good experience with her with bob or whatever his name was to go get more crushed ice okay you get more crushed ice so if that was a good experience from her maybe you need to expand on that and let her enjoy that for the moment maybe like massage that in and let her experience that that relive that experience in a positive manner and now if she shuts you off at that point i don't know if there's opening the door i i just don't know if you can come back from that because you know she's like you know no we're never again never again why is there a never again what what is the sticking point you did it once you know why why won't you jump in the pool again apparently jumping in the pool the first time was great you're not going to jump in the pool again why i don't i don't under you know you have to find out what the reason is that she's saying never again.

Well, obviously it's because she can't have me. Well, no. I mean, obviously. I mean, come on. We all know that. I'm rolling my eyes. I can't roll my eyes anymore. No! I rolled my eyes so much they could hear it. So that's the best advice we have for you. Communication. And finding out why. She has to be honest with what is going on with her too. Is it a physical thing? Is it a mental thing? Is it a medical thing? What's going on?

If you bang the hell out of her cervix, well, honey, you have an ass no that's wrong well guys with longer dicks a little bit easier on my ass and let's speak to this well there was the one guy he kept poking my cervix i'm like i'm taking the back door his dick was still so long it must have hit a nerve in my left leg. That stopped your heart? My whole leg was going numb. I'm like, that's not right. That's just not right. Come on. That's the first I've heard that. Yeah, it was like uncomfortable. It wasn't bad. It was just uncomfortable. Yeah, choke on it, bitch. Choke on it.

That was just clear in my throat. Yeah, sure you were. But, yeah. All right. Yeah. So, I don't know if we answered your question probably not we're just talking in circles so yeah hey you know i i'm glad you reached out to us with that yeah that was that was a long way around the block yeah we went a long way around the block to say talk to her um yes just talk to her we killed 20 minutes saying talk to her find out what the hell's going on there. But yeah, I mean, again, glad you reached out to us. By all means, anybody, if you guys have questions, stories, tell us to shut the fuck up.

We have no idea how to give you advice. Come on. We're so big, we're sitting here at our kitchen table praying our dogs don't bark again. Email us at hotwifepodcast at gmail.com. I'd love to hear from you. Today, I'm not getting away from that. Okay, good. I'm kind of fired up. Oh, good. So let's back up. Okay, you're backing up. Beep. Anyway, there's this couple. We talked about them earlier. Right. But the wife in this situation is, I'm not shy about it. I've kind of had like a little crush on her for years. Yeah. She's a good-looking woman. I'm not going to give away too much. No.

Not that anyone's going to listen that knows this. But good-looking woman, great body on her. Great body. Yeah. Used to run a lot. 15 years younger than I am. Right. She's 41. Yeah. I'm 56. So is that 15 or is it 16? Whatever. No, that doesn't matter. I'll be in a couple months. I'll be 57. Jesus Christ. So 15 or is it 16? Whatever. No, that doesn't matter. I'll be in a couple months. I'll be 57, Jesus Christ. So it's called 16. Anyway. And, you know, we've been nothing but good friends. Yep, that's it. You know, now in my head, I've fucking raped the shit out of it. Oh, that's not nice.

I don't mean it. You pleasured her vigorously, dear. I don't know how much she wants me, so it would have had to have been rape. Oh, again, stop it with the R word. You hearing a high-pitched noise? No. Okay, it's just my headphones. Yeah, my headphones. But anyway, I've had kind of a mild crush on her with no intention of doing anything. You guys have been flirtatious at best. Yeah. Mildly flirtatious. When they had their business, more than one person had said to me... Accused you of... Well, people have accused us of having something going on.

And I had multiple people tell me, she really has a thing for you. You could tell by the way she is. The way she talks to you.

When you come in the store, He's going to be like, oh, no, he's going to be like, oh, no, and i've been alone plenty of times and nothing nothing ever happened there was never any talk of anything happening it was always just what a two friend talks about yeah whether it's one of my male friends or her it was the same conversation and again because she was so uh starched you always use the word starched with her starched yes that you know if it was anything sexual yeah i always got that that's really inappropriate i don't want to talk about that yeah anything okay fine so that was like yeah it's a boundary so yeah she was but wasn't one of the guys just had a lot nicer body than any of the guys yeah i would hope so um where's i going with this but anyway so more recently um well there was a couple years there she had three kids since that time yeah yeah i thought she's like settled as being a mom yeah and with the kids and everything else her her time restraints were lessened right and again my job restraints you know we kind of had all drifted apart a little bit not But, I mean, months we would talk for 10-15 minutes and it was always one of those things like I gotta take care of the kids I'll call you right back and a month and a half later it's like hey how you doing it's like wow it took you that long to take care of your kids what do you mean?

I said you told me you had to take care of your kids you're gonna call me right back oh shit I forgot yeah you did whatever so but more recently we've been in touch more right um and we also back up to we only knew her for like a month back you know in the beginning and she pulled me aside and goes can i ask you a question oh i i didn't think it was that soon. Yeah, it was early on. Oh, really? I thought it was like later, later. Well, we were going to a restaurant, but we didn't have a friendship. Okay.

But once her and I had, or once we had established a friendship with her, within that first month, she sat me down and goes, can I ask you a question? I was like, sure. She goes, are you and Donna Swingers? No, the first thing in my head was like oh i hope she is donna's gonna take one for the team here oh oh man we're not getting into what he's about okay no anyway so i said yeah we are and she goes we could tell i said how could you tell you know were we groping everybody in the restaurant? No. Because they think everything. So when you're swinging, you fuck everything.

Yep, everything is walking, you're fucking it. She goes, no, you and Donna just are so carefree and just so open and everything else. I said, okay. Yeah, but yeah, we are. And so anyway, move forward now to, let's say. Last week? Well, let's say. Two weeks ago?

Three weeks let's say well let's say a month ago okay okay all sudden she's you know coming around a lot more talking more um talks about how she's not doing anything with her husband the marriage isn't doing well she basically hasn't touched him in like six months um and uh you know she's like she needed to get laid so she says i you know in her business she met this other business that she can do stuff with and she did some stuff with and She's like, I'm really about this guy i said what now we went from that's inappropriate to like i'm thinking about this guy uh okay go and explain what else she well i'll get there okay that's that's the one that both of us took us there's a lot of things that i'm still scratching my head about.

Holy shit. Yeah. But I'm not sure which one you're talking about, but I'll cover as many as I can. Let's just say mine needs a drop cloth. Yeah, I'd say. So anyway, so I said, oh, okay. So I said, are you going to go fuck them? She goes, I don't know. I'm really thinking about it. I was like, oh, okay, whatever. So a couple of days goes by. It was the next week. And she reached out to me. She goes, well, I'm going to do it. I said, do what? She goes, I'm meeting this guy. I'm going to go fuck him. I'm like, okay. I guess she called you to ask for permission. No. A brag? I don't know.

Maybe she's talking about trying to see if I talked her out of it. Oh, maybe. I'm like, hey, good for you. Tear her up. I'm envious of that guy. So I said, text me when you get done. Call or text me. I want to make sure you're okay. I don't know this guy.

She doesn't really know this guy that's true they're you know you're going to a hotel someplace and you might find her on the black market for sex trafficking you might not find her at all that's true too that's even worse yeah they don't really generally find people in this the market they're gone boom yeah yeah so which is a horrible thing um but anyway so she's like oh my god it was so great, and blah. You know, and I told her to bring a drop cloth. I said, for what? Are you going to kill him or take his kidneys? Take his kidneys. And she's like, no, I'm a squirter.

I went, oh, dear God, you're kidding me. She goes, didn't you know that? I said, Maria. Yeah.

Whatever your name is i said that's inappropriate yeah i said we went from super starched where i couldn't even tell you a dirty joke to now you're telling me you're a squirter yeah you know she's like oh yeah she goes if you don't put down a drop cloth i make a hell of a mess i'm like oh dear god i love squirters I don't put down a drop cloth i make a hell of a mess i'm like oh dear god i love squirters she goes yes he does oh i've made women squirt who've never squirted before that's true yeah he came up he looked the next thing you know i'm having her confess to me that she has shaved her pussy completely bald which is another thing I just love yep nothing better than a smooth pussy yeah moment of silence sorry I'm just visualizing a squirting bald pussy I mean I've made you squirt one or two times not squirt it's more of a more of an ooze ooze yeah which was good yeah that's about a coffee trick.

Yeah, hot coffee. Yeah, we'll have to do a show about that. Anyway, so I started talking to her. So she actually opened up a profile because she wanted more cock. Okay. She opened up a profile on a swinger site, but didn't want to pay for a membership, so that limits what you're available to. She didn't want to post any pictures, and she really didn't put much verbiage. But she found a guy she wanted to fuck. A guy. And said, well, that's not going to happen.

And I had to explain to her that on these sites, if you have a free membership, if you don't have any verbiage saying who you are, what you are, what you want to do, what you like, what you don't like, and most importantly, pictures. Pictures. They're not going to reach out to you. Yep, if you can understand why. She doesn't understand it. So I had her give me two pictures. Very vanilla. Super vanilla. One's a headshot from business, and one is her standing by a garden in jeans and a shirt. Not that they're not pretty pictures, but when you're on a swinger site...

You gotta sell sex sales, especially on a swinger site. That's why fat, ugly people don't sell toothpaste. Okay? Think about it. I'm trying to think. Any product you see an advertisement for on TV or something like that? Golo! No, wait a minute. Those weight loss ones are all chubby people.

But you're seeing more diversity now with uh actually heavier set people in products and stuff yeah you are in general but in general most advertising has pretty people that are in shape correct correct okay um and so you know so then we even toyed with the idea like she actually after fucking this guy a couple times had said that she's like started thinking like i had talked to her about how you do oni fans and some other stuff and she says i would love to watch i said well we can have that could happen. But I said, you ought to think about it, Maria, again. Whatever your name is.

Whatever your name is. I said, you ought to think about it with, you know, I said, you have a great body. You love sex, apparently. Apparently. She's got quite the sex drive. Yeah. I'm finding out. Yeah, before that was inappropriate. It was inappropriate. You're a squirter. Jesus Christ. I said, why not? And she's very money-driven. Right. So it's like, okay, why don't you make content, put it up, and make money? Oh, I don't want to face you. You don't have to show your face. Nope.

There's lots of people on Pornhub and all over and all like masks she has a body that could carry it for a woman who's had three kids oh it's tight as a drum you know which was wearing to did you see those pantries wearing today's like black latex things she actually told me they're called vegan leather now oh vegan it used to be uh ple. Pleather. The new term now is vegan leather. It's not the shiny, you know, stand-up stuff. She was laughing about it. Yeah, it's kind of like a matte finish. If she had a pimple on her ass, I could just pull it over there. Oh, yeah, yeah.

And I looked at them like, what? That's the first time I've seen her ever wear anything like that. That's pretty sexy. Oh, it was incredibly sexy. Yeah.

I think she wore them on purpose yes because of today's scenario oh yeah so i'm glad it looks good it looked very very good on her she had makeup on yeah she doesn't put makeup on normally she had to take her one daughter to girl scouts so you don't put makeup on take your daughter girl scouts and wear pleather pants i'm sorry vegan leather whatever fuck it vegan leather so anyway we came up with a scenario she wanted to come over and watch because she thinks she's a voyeur right um i think she's going to become more than a voyeur but anyway i hope so i hope so um so we came up with a scenario as donna was here with a one of her playmates right that they were going to pose as a couple going to a sex therapist.

Right. And this person was going to sit there. We'd have the back of her head in the camera a little bit and you could see over her shoulder and see Donna and this gentleman pretend to be a couple at a sex therapist saying they need help. Yeah. So as this is going on and she's interacting with them and Donna's interacting with him, Thank you. is saying they need help. Yeah. So as this is going on, and she's interacting with them, and Donna's interacting with him. She's pretty good, too. I'm sitting next to her, behind her a little bit, running the camera switchers and stuff like that.

And I'm looking. Now, let's also preface, this was her time of the month. Right. Okay. And again, we told you she's wearing pants that you can see she had a pimple on her ass. Exactly. And I support that 100%. And up to this point, I've given her hugs here and there. Right. But that was it. There was never any sexual contact of any sort. Right. In my head, I had, but in reality.

In reality, that's always a different story yeah it was you know inappropriate inappropriate and she probably ripped my nuts off and jammed them down my throat probably so anyway so she's sitting there watching this go on interacting she's pretending to be the counselor and you know she looks over at me every once in a while it's like this is hot i said I say, yeah, it's very hot. And then she's interacting and she's watching, very into it. She's watching and I look down at her. She's sitting on the chair and I see her like grinding back and forth on the chair. It's like, hmm.

Then there's a point where the gentleman gets down and he's kneeling on the ground because you're on the couch and he's eating your pussy and his balls and his ass are right there. His balls are hanging down. And she looks over at me and she has her hand. She goes, I want to go grab his balls so bad. Oh, that would have been so great. And I'm like, go ahead. She goes, I can't. I got my period. I don't know how that interfaces. And then you start blowing him. It's like it doesn't affect your mouth, right? She goes, that's so hot. I said, go help.

You even said, come on over and help counselor counselor can you help us please it's like no and i think if she wasn't doing that but but meantime she's still now she's grinding her her grinding on the cherry even more i bet you she was she looks over at me and she and she she goes i can't stop touching myself. I said, I can tell. Oh, my God. Little links. So let me see what happens. I said, she's fired up. This motor is fired up. You know, she was sitting with her legs crossed. Well, they weren't initially, but then they became. Oh, they became crossed.

Because she knows if she kept playing with herself, she would squirt. And she can't go home to her husband fucking soaking wet pants. With soaking wet vegan leather. I'm sure it dries pretty quickly. They didn't look like, I guess they kind of looked like leather. They looked more like stretchy pants. No, they actually do. They look like a matte finish. Yeah, they were tight. Yeah, they. They weren't shiny. They were a matte finish, so... They were in places I hope to go. Yeah. Anyway. Definitely. I don't know. You all might get to go there. Who knows? Yeah, we'll see.

So I thought, you know what? Let me see what happens. Okay. So initially, she's watching you, and she's crying. So I took my two fingers... Right....and just rubbed them down the back of her arm, and she looked she looked over at me and just smiled and shrugged my shoulders and just rubbed the back of her arm real nice and soft right okay she didn't fucking punch me in the head oh there you go okay she didn't say that's inappropriate so then i went up and took my hand and i put it on the back of her neck like under her hair just like rubbed the back of her neck a little bit.

And I just saw her like kind of like stretch a little bit, like setting chills down her back. It's like, okay, that's good. Let's see what happens. I took my hand and I put it on her thigh with those very tight pants. In case we didn't cover that. Just in case. And I just started rubbing the outside of her thigh a little bit. Right. And she looks over at me with a little smile. She goes, I have my period. I said, I know. It's okay. So I'm just rubbing it. You know, okay. She's not telling me to stop. Not rubbing my nuts off. We're good. Communication. Very important.

So then I moved slowly up over her thigh and actually i started rubbing her crotch on top of her pants and she's like i have my period i said i know but i know because she squirts that if i continued that she would have one hell of a mess and she can't go home to her husband being a mess a total mess so i stopped but then i went up start rubbing her arm again and i stood my hand over her arm and i started rubbing her tit on top of her shirt and bra right right even to the point where i was able to like move the bra forward a little bit and i was rubbing in there you know i didn't feel anything, but, you know, there was like a minute and a half, two minutes, I'm playing with her tit.

And she just looked over at me and just smiled. I was like, okay, wow. Never thought this day would happen. No. So I let it go for a minute, I stopped. And then you guys have gotten to a point where it's kind of like a little break or something. you guys could keep going without any zooming in oh yes so I said I tapped her so come on come with me so I took her up into the bedroom real quick and she was what are we doing I said I'm gonna eat your pussy she's I have my period I said so she goes she goes I can't do this I got my period I I'm like, okay, no problem. So, again, communication. Yep.

So, you know, we came back out. Well, the other guy got his red wings. Why not you? I mean, you've had red wings. But when she went home from that event, no one was home. Today's the day her husband's home. Yes, okay. So she can't go home being a fucking gushed mess. That to mention she had to go pick her daughter up at Girl Scouts. Yeah, that's true. And she is, again, you know how I can kind of sense people's thing. Right. That if something got started between the period and she's not going to be a fucking five-minute, like, and I'm done.

Right, want fucking more right and it would be you know two hours later oh that's understandable so she had to go pick her daughter up in 10 minutes yeah so she's like i'm not starting this there's no way i'm gonna be so i guarantee that showerhead's getting some fucking attention today yep well. Well, next week, we'll see what happens. Well, I don't know. Because of some of the other news she told us, before she came over here, she confessed to her husband she went to start seeing other men. That could cause a problem, Houston. Yeah, because if she says, can you watch the kids?

She's going to be like, no. Yeah. That'll put a kibosh. Yeah, well, he didn't want to, you know, take it. Whatever, we're not going to get into their marital problems. Yeah. That's their issue. So, but anyway, communication. Communication, that's a really important watch. Yeah, well, you didn't want to, you know, take it. Whatever, you're not going to get into their marital problems. Yeah. That's their issue. So, but anyway, communication. Communication, that's really important.

But to me, not that watching you do what you're doing is very erotic, but again, having this person that you kind of have this, like. She's always. And again, I walked her out to her car. Right. I told you this, so it's not news to you. And as we're walking down and talking about that, she goes, that was really hot. I said, yeah, I told you it's really hot. You know, I said, I enjoy watching my wife with other people. I said, now you know, not that you doubted me. Right. But now you know, I'm not lying to you. You just, all my wife, suck and fuck a guy. Yep. That's not me.

And she goes, yeah, no. She goes, I didn't doubt you. She goes, but God damn, that's hot. I said, yeah no she goes i didn't doubt she goes but god damn that's hot i said yeah and i said we have another guy coming over tomorrow night and you know and uh you know he's big in the stockings and stuff like that and she goes oh i was looking at some fishnet thigh highs and i thought of you because i know how you like them i said oh i them, but I like fishnet body stockings or just body stockings. Yeah, I'm too short. I'm sorry. I do not think I look good in them at all.

So in that conversation, she said that she's probably going to cave in now and let me take pictures of her for her profile. Oh, good. So I think if she witnesses another one of these when she has time, I think there's a chance we could have a mess on our hands. Bring out the tarps. That's all I can tell you. Give me my snorkel. I'm going in. You're going in, huh? So the moral of the story here is someone that you might lust for. You don't know. You don't know, especially the ones that are.

I haven't gotten there yet yet but i've gotten further than i ever thought i'd get that's true i mean and she was always like just a little bit standoffish she always would like dance around the whole sexual innuendos that just you just skirt around if it got too close she'd be she would just and i'm not convinced that like i said i had plenty of people tell me it's like oh you could tell she really has something for you but there was never anything i think you were even jealous at one point well i was only like concerned because you know it's like midnight and both of us are the work in the morning like why are you not i worked from home yeah but so you're not it's midnight you still have to work in the morning yeah home or not home yeah but i i have no problem people playing when you start shirking responsibilities that's what i didn't sure i was still getting up early yeah you're still getting i wasn't like it wasn't working right um but uh anyway um but yeah no there was never anything prior no technically there's still nothing but um yeah hey whatever you have it's great if it doesn't happen great you know she's still a great trend.

I mean, it's still nothing. But, you know, hey, whatever. If it happens great, if it doesn't happen, great. You know, she's still a great friend. I mean, that's new. Not a problem there. She's come a long way then, you know, from being like so, like you couldn't even talk to her about this stuff. It was like. Yeah, and you talked to her about your sexting panther. Yeah. Your sext panther thing. And you saw her, she's like, oh my God, that's great. Yeah, if she had it, like that would be actually ideal for her her if she had a... Well, she's 41 and rediscovering sexuality.

Yeah, so she's like... She has been so... Oppressed. Oppressed is a better word. Oppressed. Seriously oppressed. Sexually oppressed for so long. I didn't even know it. I mean, she just, like, fell into that thing, like, oh, this is what I'm supposed to do. It's like, no. For a mom, again, I got a thing for Mediterranean-looking women. Oh, yeah. That olive skin. Yeah, dark hair. Dark hair. Olive skin. Yeah, it's very hot. Yeah. And it kind of relates to the story that Gentleman wrote. He wants to know, how do I get, sometimes it's persistence. Sometimes it's communication.

sometimes it's just pure Sometimes it's communication. Sometimes it's just pure luck. Yeah, and with women, it's the slow burn. Guys get aroused so much quicker. Women also want trust. Yeah, they want more trust. I'll give you that. Sure, that makes sense. Yeah, you know? So, again, you have to find out what's... What's going on in their world, what's going on in their head, and respect that, and find out more of what they need, what they want, and go from there. I don't know what else to tell you. I mean, communication is short and sweet.

But yeah, so, you know, for the gentleman who wrote that, and again, my moral of my story is like, we're not moral in this case. There's no morals in this story. I thought with minimal stuff happening, touching her crotch on top of her, oh, so tight pants. Could you imagine if she's like... Those pants were so tight when I was rubbing her crotch, I verify she has no hair. There's somebody in China that said, hey, what are you doing to me? They're so tight. But, you know, I would. So keep posted for the little fantasy. It should be interesting. You know what?

There's something in Simon says that she's going to be like, you know what? During the kids aren't home I could do this stuff I could do this stuff all day long and nobody will know I could have it potentially yeah I mean even if she just zipped over here when summer comes it's tough but you know yeah because the kids will be home sure with her shoot as much as you can during the winter months you know again she'll catch on to where we were with it. It's like, hey, we're doing this anyway. Why not make some money doing it? Videotape it. She loved watching.

Again, the one part I didn't mention is or did I say where she saw his nuts and stuff and she's like, oh, I want to grab him. Yeah, she wanted to jump in. I don't have any qualms in saying she wanted to jump in.

was a matter of yeah making a mess and she has her period yep time constraints and time constraints yeah you know she got here late she was only only had a like an hour or so to be here right and uh so if she had more time if it had been another hour two hours i think everything would have been a little different interesting well who knows could be what's up yeah i mean we shoot like almost every sunday so who knows yeah next sunday the sunday again after what she said to her husband or soon to be ex-husband oh my god i don't know if she's gonna get to go out yeah he might put the kibosh on that for sure yeah you don't know i mean people we might have to arrange a Thursday.

Yeah, on a Thursday. There's that one gentleman up the road that comes out during the week. Sure. That's interesting. Here's the thing. The people that are going through this, it's like, I don't belabor this too much.

You can tell in this particular relationship he really doesn't want to have anything to do with her yeah okay suck my dick blah but he doesn't want to have any interaction or relationship he doesn't really want to have an interaction with the kids it talks down to her he talks down to her like you're you're nothing but you're a woman you're subservient to me and literally that is how he treats her that is not an exaggeration and he has belittled her oh yeah they used to own a restaurant um he has belittled her in front of plenty of customers and plenty of people and here she is she's got a college degree if anybody should be belittling anybody he is there there she was born in this country right um he's from greece they're both greek so that tells you how what she yeah she's a gorgeous Greek woman.

Mediterranean, yeah. And, yeah, you'd be hard-pressed to find a guy that would not... Drag his nuts through broken glass to get to that. Just to sniff her underwear. Yep, that's true. If I had any luck, she wouldn't be wearing it. Anyway. If you had any luck. But you know what? Again, like I said, her and I have been good, good friends. And she's a good friend to us both. Right. But, you know. So it just, that would definitely be a friend with benefits there. Hell yeah. I mean, if she wanted to get into the lifestyle full time and really...

Well, now she's talking about having me take pictures of her. Yeah. And the squirting thing, oh my God, that is huge. if she got into having an Oni fans page... Oh, it would blow up. It would blow up. I'd be the one taking the pictures. I'd still buy a membership. That's ridiculous. Pictures and video, so... There'd be video? Oh, my God. I know. Well, I might have to do the video because somebody has to make her squirt. Someone has to eat that pussy. Somebody has to eat that pussy. It's not going to eat itself. Yeah, the pussy ain't going to eat itself. I've heard that before.

It ain't going to lick itself? She'd have a lot of guys lined up for that. You would think, but you don't know. Yeah, I know. You don't know. Some guys get kind of, you know, like. I would love to eat her pussy for a lot of reasons, but one, to prove to her. See, I got skills. That my reputation is well-earned. Oh, I seem to think that we're blowing up out of proportion. Well, I have references. It's on my resume. Yeah, I know, for sure. The place I'm working now, they go, what's this? 56 orgasms by who? And your wife? Do you have a letter of reference from her?

No, but I have these soaked underwear. Yeah, for sure. Anyway, it's been over an hour. Oh, God. Okay, we can just shut the fuck up. We've bored them long enough. Yeah. If you reach this point, we're sorry. Definitely sorry. So I want to thank you. And again, everyone who's listening, thank you. Again, we're on every gosh darn platform I can think of.

iHeart Radio, Amazon Music i can't audible pod bean we're on so what is apple music actually speaker's another platform oh he's another another um that's that's who we actually do our show through okay um and they have their own thing and everything actually reads out of that but anyway um there's there's I've never heard of. There's even people who download the show and put it on their own little podcast thing that we don't technically get credit for. But if you are listening through one of those... Thank you, anyway. Yeah, we'd appreciate all the listens. But you know what?

Go find us on a legitimate one like iHeartRadio or Amazon Music or Apple Music or whatever. It's free on all of them. Yeah, for sure. We aren't really making any money on it. We get a couple cents, actually, for every commercial you listen to. I mean, literally a couple cents. But it helps pay for it. We're not, we're not making money. We're not retired. Hell no. It might help to buy a new microphone or cable or something. No, not even close? No, no. We make, in all honesty, we make like, after we pay what we pay for doing the show, we make about another 40 bucks a month. Woo!

That's what I'm saying. You saved that up. You could buy a new microphone for that. I appreciate that we have this many listeners that we're not putting money out of pocket. Yeah. You know, and again, it's an outlet for us. Oh, yeah. It is fun to talk about it. It is therapy. It's a therapy show for us. It really is. Yeah, we drink and talk. I know this show wasn't quite as funny as the last show, but... I don't know, talking about this particular person was... No, it wasn't funny, I found it erotic. Very erotic.

Again, I think everybody, men and women, have some money in their life that they have a... Secret crush on. A crush on. I'm not going to say it's secret, but they have a crush on them. It might be secret. Yeah, it could be. Yeah, you don't go on your sleeve. If you had that person, all of a sudden that you, and not even instantly. Right. That makes it even more erotic to me. Right, it's been years. Well, it's not even, I haven't been working at it. No, no, but it's just like been years in the making. But the thing is, like, that today, I took a couple baby steps. Right, right.

You know, that I got to rub her leg and rub her crotch on top of her pants. You couldn't have done that. Which I'm surprised my eyes aren't blinded. You couldn't have done that last week. I was sitting there, and she had zero alcohol. Yeah. I mean, I'm playing with her, one of her tits. You could have done this last week. You could have done this yesterday. The thing that helped is she was watching, and she was fucking fired up. She is so fucking horned up from that.

Like I said, that poor shower head at home tonight is, you know, her husband's going to have to, he's going to, what did you do to the shower? It's broken. You pulled it right out of the fucking wall what the fuck you know she could walk around with the fucking shower hose hanging out of her snatch i'll get it out anyway i'm gonna make you come pretty hard tonight oh i'm sure you worked really hard today i did yeah i sucked that dick like there was no tomorrow. Mm-hmm. Anyway, so again, if you go to whatever platform you listen to, please, please, I'd appreciate it. We'd appreciate it.

Give us a like. Give us a follow. Yeah. If you haven't already. All that does is it bumps us up higher on the ratings so more people can find us. The other thing it does is the more ratings, we'll be honest with you, I'm not going to pull punches, is the more ratings we get, we get an extra penny or two for every commercial. I'm excited. Well, it helps us. It helps us. Again, I'm not asking you to send us money or buy any products or anything else. So if you like kind of what we're doing, and you're having fun listening. Helps pay for this mixing board so he can put the...

Yeah, that's the one. I got more to add on. Oh, no, you don't. Oh, you suck so bad. He was cute. I was in prison. Anyway. Likely story. So, please, you know, help us out a little bit so we can keep doing this. I mean, we're going to probably keep doing it anyway, but, you know, a little bit of help. Every little bit helps. I mean, again, if it, you know, if it buys Donna another cheap bottle of rum, it makes her interesting, you know. And again, go to Donna's, you know, go check out hotwifedonnalyn.com. Find out all the websites she's on, what she's doing.

If you want to text her, you want a phone call, or you want to do a video chat with her. I'm there. Yeah. I'm available. I promise you I won't be. That would be funny. No, it wouldn't. Hey, my name's Donna. I guarantee that. Can you imagine imagine using a red wig? No, I can't. With a gray beard? No, I don't know. That's funny. I don't care who you are. That's funny. I'm just picturing in my head, sorry. That makes one of us. Anyway, so again, I want to thank. Rub your tits forits for me. Rub, come on, rub, come on. I'll rub your tits for you. Sure, yeah. No, you rub, you rub your, come on.

My tits aren't as fun to rub as yours. Rub your tits for me. I'll rub your tits later. Say, hey, my name is Donna. Come on. Come on. Where's the love? I mean, come on. You're supposed to do that. Wasn't part of our vows? We do it in the beginning. Oh, yeah, yeah, you do. Beginning of the show, I do that. Oh, you did not rub your tits this time. No, this time I did, no. As the whole thing is like, you know. When it says, hang on. When you get to this part where it says, hang on. I can't fast forward. I just play it until it does.

Hi, this to usually my how he says think of it when this happens she's rubbing her tits and she mouths it so he started i start doing it too yeah so anyway that's uh how that happens so people who only listen to the first 10 minutes of the show if that they they'll never see you they'll never they'll never hear the part okay let's let's wrap this up please all right all right everybody thank you and uh hopefully enjoy this show and we'll catch you next time.