Vince's buddy stops over

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And I'll introduce my... Wait, you're not my trophy husband now. You have a different T-shirt on. Oh, I was going to say trophy husband. Oh, I can't do that. Well, my wonderful husband, Vince. Hey. Hey, Vince. What's going on? A lot of back pain. That's what you were saying. Yeah. Yeah, it's all right. It's getting older things fun. Yeah, maybe we shouldn't have been swimming in a pool. That was barely 78 degrees. I don't know what it was. We're actually recording this podcast on Memorial Day.

So right off the bat, before we go any further, big salute and hats off and love to all the men and women who have served, especially to the families of those who have given all. Yes, the ultimate sacrifice so we can have this freedoms that we enjoy. Yeah. obviously we're, we're posting this, uh, days afterwards. Um, but, uh, it's not something that's only a Memorial day thing. No, it's every day. It's a passion for us. Uh, the men and women who serve our country and, um, you know, big, big love for them.

So, um, again, especially, uh, the gold star families or families and whatever, before there was a gold star thing. Um, if you've lost family members, um, who had served while they were serving or whatever, we have the utmost respect for you. Yeah, we do. But anyway, so today was an interesting day. Just a little bit. So a friend of mine came over. Yes, this morning. To have a cigar and hang out and catch up. We haven't done that in a while. Right. And so. Well, let's back up a little bit. So he's a good looking guy. Yeah, he's a good looking guy. He's lost some weight.

Yeah, he's lost some weight. Looks good. And you had mildly played with him years ago, over 10 years ago probably. Yeah, at least. So we've always just been, you know, friends, you know, just every once in a while back then, you know, we messed around a little bit and that's our way. He's always been cognitive of what we do. Oh my goodness, yes. He lives vicariously through us and he'll say that. And he was instead of podcast so he's going to hear this. And so he came over today, you know, like I said, to have a cigar and catch up and hang out. And I'll let you take it from there.

Well, you had mentioned earlier about, you know, taking him in and, you know, just dragging him in here to the studio and have some fun. But when he sat down and was already smoking cigar, I'm like, I don't I didn't see like a good segue into getting him in here. So I. You didn't realize the segue. Now, we had given him permission before. Oh, yeah. We had given him the. Free use. The free use thing. And again, I get it. It's a it's a awkward thing. Like, hey, I'm here to play with your wife. So he's been. And that was like three months ago. Yeah. We invited him like, hey. Yeah.

It's just an awkward thing. How do you sit there and go, OK, I'm here to play with your wife. I don't think he came over with that intention. No, but I wouldn't doubt it might have been in the back of his mind. Oh, I don't know. Yeah. So anyway, so I had mentioned to you this morning. I said, well, hey, he's coming over. If, you know, it's up to you if you want to or not want to or whatever, you know, I'm sure he's not necessarily going to be opposed to it. Right. Exactly. I was just trying to figure out. But the first I set you up pretty early on, you came down.

Oh, there's not a chair out here for me. I said, well, there is a office chair. in the studio. I know. I thought I'd get him in that way. But then he went in and brought the chair and I was like, well, I'll just wait. Well, then, two minutes later, I said, oh, I need to get a water. And we have a cooler in here. A refrigerator. A refrigerator in here. And I was like, oh, who all wants a water? And it's like, well, I could use one and you wanted one and he wanted one. And it's like, okay. And the two of you went in and I'm like, and he came out with just the water. It's like, okay.

It's like, I'm done trying. Yeah, well, I... I had to figure out a better way to do that. So finally, it was like, do you want to go and have some fun in the studio? I just, like, right now, just drag your cigar in there. I don't care. Just go and have some fun. And he was like, well, you know, no, I don't want to, you know, want to intrude. He's funny that way. He's very, like, almost too respectful. It's like, no, I don't want to intrude. You know, yeah. I don't, I, you probably really don't want to do this. And I'm like, yeah, I do. Let's go. Come on. Just go.

So finally I got him to go into the studio. And of course he closed the door behind us. And no cameras, no cameras, no proof. It was just meant to be pure fun, pure fun. And so, um, he always has to make sure like, like reassure me that, or reassure himself that this is what I really want. He's like, are you sure you really want to do this? I'm like, yes. Yes. Shut up and kiss me already, for God's sakes. You know, one of those things. I see that. So, you know. And again, I'm outside the building. You're outside the building. Having my coffee and my cigar. Right.

You're inside the building completely alone. Completely alone. The shades are all drawn. Right, right. No cameras or any recording equipment of any sorts. Right, exactly. So, he starts kissing and he like touches my face and he's like being like really kind of romantic about it, like literally A little bit passionate. Cool. Yeah, it was really nice. Actually, when he was sitting outside and he said, hey, you lost weight, I was looking at him like, I couldn't tell. Well, then he took off his shirt and his baggy clothes. I'm like, oh my God, you have lost weight.

He actually has abs starting and stuff. Good. Yeah, good for him. He had Dunlop disease gone for a little bit. Oh yeah, he did. For those who don't know, what that is. That's your belly done lopped over your belt. Yeah. And it's not. It's not. It's like right there. So, of course, I started blowing him and, you know, licking his balls. Oh, it's back up. Back up what? Yeah, you just like... Well, he started kissing me and then I got into his pants. Well, what I'm saying is, you know, how willing was he to let you... Oh, very willing. Oh, okay. Once I got past the...

Well, we started kissing and he, you know, followed on my breasts and stuff and he started undressing me. Okay, you were still dressed at that point. Yeah. Okay. Then I started taking clothes off. A little more descriptive goes to play by play here. Sorry here. I forgot that I was, had gotten somewhat undressed and then we started getting him undressed. Okay. So then, then I started blowing him. Oh, okay. Yes, I did. You know, licking his walls and he, he's all shaved up so that's nice. Yeah, I wasn't sure if he would keep it shaved because he's not in a lifestyle. Yeah, no, he's not.

And So I wasn't sure if he would be groomed, not groomed. I don't know. I had no idea. So he's all smooth. Not one of the conversations we have. Oh, no? Not generally. Hey, man, how's work? Oh, work's going great. Yeah. You know, how's the family? Family's doing good. My balls are shaved. Oh, yeah. Mine too. Yeah, yeah. That's nice. I like that. That's not really general. No? You would think. Yeah, you would. You would think, you know, it's like, hey, man, how about the baseball team? Oh, man, they're doing great. Yeah, it's great. Hey, now I just shaved my dad. Hey, did you shave your dad's?

Yeah. Matter of fact, I did. Yeah, yeah. How's the car running? Car's running good. Shave my nads nice and smooth. Cars running smooth and so are my nads. So are my nads. That's good. That's good. Good to know. The other night I could not sleep. I'm like, man, does he shave himself? Is he clean shaving? I kind of know. Oh, God, I wish I could sleep. Oh, my God. Should I call him? No. Text him. How do I text him with this? You know, it's like, no. Should I send him a picture of mine and go, hey, do yours look like this? No, it wasn't really what I did. That's not what you do?

No, that's not really. I don't think women do that either, but okay. No, I'm pretty sure women don't. I don't think so. Dancers might. We used to compare things when I was dancing nude. It's like, yeah, look, I got these big goofy pussy lips. Yeah, I don't know. Mine are like, oh, yours are so nice and cute. How come mine aren't nice and cute like that. Mine hang down like fucking meat curtains. Dancers do have that conversation. That's a whole other show we have to do. We've talked about penis size matters. We need to do a show on pussy size. Make a note of that. You write that down. Mr.

Secretary. Was my buddy before you got his clothes off, was he kind of ready and raring to go? Yeah, a little bit. He was like poking through his underwear, you know. Yeah, I was like rubbing up against him. I was like, oh. Because I was like hugging him and he was like, you know, bulging out there. He was prepped. He was prepped and ready to go. I mean, he's not been shy about, you know, staying here attractive. So, you know, I would have hoped he was going to do it as I reach for a pen. I hoped he would have been... proving his point. If you're looking for a pen, try looking in the drawers.

Okay, got one. You know, of the desk over there. So you're going to write down pussy lip size. The pen wrote like the P-U-S and then it died. Great. So let's just file that. I'm batting a thousand years. Continue with this. Ignore me. The exciting part is not what I'm doing. Right. Well, the food time was already laid flat and he's like, what's this? And I was like, oh, it's a food time. So I I thought maybe he might want to sit on it so I could blow him, you know, better. So I brought up, he goes, ah, it's a futon. I'm like, yeah, it's a futon. So I had him sit down.

I, you know, sucked on him some more. And then I was like, I climbed up on him and I fucked him for a little bit. But this, this futon is kind of funky. It's, it's hard to get like, I thought it was the most comfortable thing to fuck on. I even said, look, we can lay it back down if you'd rather get into a different position. You know, I want you to be comfortable. Yeah. And he's like, no, I want you to really enjoy yourself too. And I'm like, I am. I'm having fun here. Vince isn't here. I'll enjoy myself. There you go. That's what I said. That's exactly.

Are you sure that you weren't listening? Are you sure? I said, Vince isn't here. Look at the fun we can have. So I fucked him for a little bit. And then he said, I'm going to do you doggy. So he got me on all fours. But it was just like a weird situation. It didn't want to go in my pussy right. It didn't want to go in my. ass, right? So we've mixed it, you know, just... I don't know. I think the whole... I'm short. I'm a short person. And getting the... And the futon is not a great... Well, it's all we have in here besides office chairs and office chairs are more difficult.

Even more difficult to fuck on. But yeah, so it's so low to the ground and then, you know, I'm low so it's just the logistics just didn't work out well. But usually that's when your ass works better. Yeah. I told him, I said, if you want to get in my ass...

it's fine but it just the whole thing didn't work out he goes you know what he goes you know what I really really want to do I'm like whatever you want he goes I want to jerk off on your tits and I'm like really that's what you really I was like yeah he goes that's and that's what he ended up doing you know I sucked him off some more played with his balls and then he goes just get real close he goes I just want to jerk off on your tits and he did he like splattered his when he came he splattered like all over my titties and I'm like well I got a taste I'm so I like licked off the cum off his cock.

And then I said, I grabbed his dick and I like smeared it around like all over the cum on my tits. And then I licked that off and then we used the paper towels and cleaned up the rest. And just cleaned up because I forgot to leave wet wipes down here. Like, oops. Wow, okay. So, I mean, it wasn't like, you know, rockin' crazy, you know, hot sex, but it was fun. It was a lot of fun. Yeah. That's great. I like having guys. I do love watching guys come. I think that's, I think it's very erotic. Yeah, I get that. You know, because you can see it like pump out, you know.

Oh, that's one of the things I love about. There's a nice thick white cream. I do like that. I love cum shots. I do. Well, making someone else come has a level of reward to it. Yeah. It makes you feel good that you made, you know, you made them feel good. I mean, like. I agree. I agree. To keep kicking the dead horse, but like the last party, there's women I played with, making them come over and over again. Over again. To me, that's erotic. No, and these women are just totally, I guess I'll say satisfied. I don't know. Like, they're getting pleasure that is not normal.

Are you trying to say you eat pussy abnormally? Well, I can't describe how I do it. I just... do it. But no, I mean, it's, you know, I think a lot of times, I mean, I can't speak to what their mates may or may not do with them. Right. But, you know, again, having someone else, like we did the show about the variety of life. Spice of life. And, you know, someone tells you, you know, your significant other can tell you, oh, you're attractive. And you go, thank you. But it's like, okay, kind of, you know, it's like eating vanilla ice cream all the time. It's like, okay, it's okay. It's ice cream.

But when all of a sudden someone else tells you, it's like fucking Rocky Road. It's like, fuck yeah, man. This is good shit. I still contend that we overlook our loved ones or our shortcomings and our flaws. So it's like when you say, oh, honey, you're so beautiful or whatever. And I'm like, yeah, look at the cellulitis. Are you looking at these rolls here? Are you really looking at this package? And then you notice I have butter out in them. putting her on the roll. Yeah, that's what I wore. Yep, that's it. A little cinnamon sugar. Yeah.

There's so many rolls here, you know, like a little thing going on. That's why I call you Cinnabon. That's exactly why. No. No, it's cool. But I figure somebody else would be a little more critical, so somebody who's not your significant other says... I don't think thought goes into it. I don't think so? No. I honestly think it's just you're, you know, when you're whistling, when and it's new, and they're telling you it's something special. But as time goes on, you've heard it, hopefully, thousands of times, hopefully. You think you become jaded? Is that it? You take it for granted. Okay.

I guess that's on the same vein. Mm-hmm. And... So I think, therefore, when somebody else does it, you sit there and like, okay, yeah, they're not... overlooking my flaws. You know, if I was something disgusting, they're not going to sit there and tell me I'm, I'm good looking, I'm hot or whatever. Right.

You know, they're just, just going to ignore me and keep walking by, you know, but when somebody takes time to notice and it has enough guts to make a comment, you know, it, you know, like you were smiling ear to ear, you know, some months back, we were in that one store and that one guy was in the, in the aisle next year and he goes, Oh, Aren't you a pretty little thing? Yeah, I was like... You were smiling ear to ear. You were like, thank you. Oh, yeah. I'm not going to be... You were? But he was funky. He was wearing like these little shorty short cutoffs.

I'm like, oh, dude, you shouldn't be wearing that. And he had like a... He had like a belly and he had like a shirt that kind of like draped over it. So it was almost a little scary. It's like, oh... It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. He was being nice. He was being very nice. And I... I wasn't trying to say something. No. And I'm not going to be a douchebag to him, you know. No, I'm not going to be like that. I told him, thank you. That's very kind. So did you let my friend know that you're looking forward to doing more? Yeah, I did, actually.

I said, for use, you can, you know, just let me know so I can be around. Check my schedule. Let me check my schedule, you know. Yeah. So, yeah, it was fun. It was a lot of fun. That's cool. That's cool. I know he was smiling as we're out there talking and stuff. He came out there and he goes, I could really use this cigar now. I said, yeah, I guess you could. He's like, oh, maybe I should just lay down and take a nap. He goes, yeah, you know, that just gave me a whole new outlook on my day. That's, you know, I mean, again, what's better to relieve stress and everything else than a good orgasm?

Well, maybe a massage, alcohol. Orgasm still beats it. Alcohol helps. Yeah. Smoking some pot. I don't know about that. Don't do that, so. No, you don't. By drinking of alcohol. Well, everybody has their vice. Yeah. But, yeah, no, that was good. Yeah, it was fun. And I think, like, we do that again, it'll be even better. I think for him, it's getting over that mental hump of, like... He's not in a lifestyle. It's, you know... Well, the aspect of, like... You know, it's like you said out there, you go, man, this is your wife. I'm like, yeah, so. She's not, yeah, I'm not forcing her to do it.

She's coming to you wanting to do it. Right. Go have fun with it. Yeah. You know, and he did. You lucked with a smile. I'm glad he did. Yeah, me too. I'm glad he did too. Maybe he'll come by more often and have a cigar. Yeah. Yeah, and have a cigar with you. Mm-hmm. That's what it is. It has nothing about me. Nothing to do with me. And we've even talked about... And I let him know that our friend Mickey has expressed interest in playing with him. Oh, yeah, that's right. So if somehow we could coordinate you and Mickey, I mean, that'd be worse than a rodeo.

If he could last eight seconds, I'd be surprised. No, he won't last eight seconds. With both of you? With both of us, mm-mm. No. It doesn't matter how long you last. I'd just be bragging the fact I had you and Mickey. Yeah, exactly. You know? So I haven't had you and Mickey. No. No. Yet. Yet. Oh, the plot thickens. There's no plot there. Unfortunately, Mickey tends to want to think that since we've been friends so long, she doesn't like to mess around with friends. But she has friends she messes around with. So I was like, okay. I think there's some... Never mind, I'm not going to say it.

But anyway. You're not going to say it. Yeah. But no, that was cool. That was cool. So that was our... Our morning, and that's interesting. Okay, well, maybe would the bed be better next time than the futon? So if you took him up to the bedroom? Yeah, probably. Okay. So that's definitely what we could do. Yeah. I mean, the futon we find is just so low to the ground. I know that's the nature of futons. But if you're on it, it doesn't matter how far or how the ground is. Well, we weren't. We're trying to do doggy, and I'm so— Oh, okay. He was standing?

He was kind of like kneeling, but— Oh, he's taller than you. But he's taller than me. So even though my ass was there, it was like, it just wasn't, the logistics is. The futon's. You're still too high. It's still a little uncomfortable. I get that. I would need to be up on a pillow or something. Honestly, a futon is actually better if you were going to be on top of him. Yeah, but it didn't work out. It didn't happen that way. No, no, it just didn't work out that way. It's a thing to think about next time. Yeah, yeah. I mean, you never know.

I mean, I made suggestions like, if you want, we can lay this back and I can get on top. Oh, you didn't drop the back? We brought it up so we could sit there so I could blow him. I thought, oh, that might work. That might be fun. Oh, okay. Okay, because when I put the new cover on it... I know you laid it down. Yeah, laid it down. I thought we would sit first and maybe undress each other and then lay it down, but it just didn't progress. I think the excitement level was... Yeah, I wasn't sure what he wanted to do. I don't think there were too many thoughts going through his head too fast.

Yeah, probably. Yeah. I said, whatever you want to do, I'm here for you. Whatever you want. You want to, you know, just to get on top, do missionary, whatever, my legs in the air. You know, throw me on your shoulder, twist me like a pretzel. Twist me like a pretzel and salt me. Make me into a cream donut. I'm good with that. That's all good. I think next time he'll be a little more comfortable because it's been a long time since we've been together. And there's a lot of mental things that he, he messes things up with putting too much mental, um, what's the word I'm looking for?

Like mental gymnastics that he puts himself through. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. And he does. And he, he kind of has to think about every part of it. It's like, just shut up and just, let's just fuck. Let's just have fun. Whatever happens, you know, it kind of messes it up. It's been a long time. It's been a long time. You know, and, uh, he might've counted the past as a fluke. So I guess, and, uh, you know, this time. And there might be other things in his mind that, you know, kind of, you know, gets in the way.

I think he'll work it out and, you know, I think there's more fun for both of you to be had. Sure. From time to time, I'm good with that. Sure. You know. Well, his schedule. Oh, it'll be months again before we see him again. No, I don't know if it'll be months. I just, you know, I mean, it's not like he could stop by every day. I mean, that's what I'm saying. It'll all of a sudden be like, Vince, So I'm here for Donna. Well, he wouldn't even say Vince. He's Donna. We're here for your daughter, Chuck. From Beetlejuice. We're here for your daughter, Chuck. Beetlejuice.

Sorry, that's a Beetlejuice reference. Sorry about that. So the pool opened up today. Yeah. Every Memorial Day, we try to at least get into the pool in some form or fashion. Sometimes it's just our feet because it's so fucking cold. It was right at 78 degrees, which is like my... At least it's with 78 degrees. I'll get in the water. And it was right at 78. And I'm like, I'm going in. You were really in there for quite a while. No wonder your back hurts and whatever. You're probably, you know, hypothermia. Oh, that's a wearing final pajama bottle. Yeah. Sweatshirt. And it was warm outside.

It was really quite warm. The air was warm. The air was warm. The water was cold. Well, you know, people think, oh, 78, that's great. But you figure your body temperature is at... 98.6. Whatever it is. And 78 is like 20 degrees colder. Yeah. Which is, if you're in that water, if you were in the ocean, the water was 78. When does this get sexy? I'm just checking. Shut up. You, you working out some problems. So yeah, it was, it was brisk. The water was brisk. My nipples are so hard. I'm sure. All four of them. God damn. You're such a whack job. I don't know why I put up with you. Yeah.

But the good thing is I got to watch Donna walk around and they, yeah, in the sun and the thong. It was great. Yeah. I dug out one of my thongs. I was like, what? Pick one, anyone? Yeah, pick one, anyone. It was great. I enjoyed it. Yeah, I dug out one of the Shays loungers. Is it Shays? I don't know if that commercial was all over the country. Yeah, I don't know. You have to see the stupid commercial. Yeah, it's a very stupid commercial. But I brought out one of them and laid out for a little bit. I don't think I got a whole lot of sun. You might have got Dash of Coat, one or two different.

colored him. So. Well, what the heck? Yeah. It was worth it. Yeah. So we'll have to see what erotic adventures we can get into. Talking to some different people. Oh. We'll see if next week the couple we talked to yesterday joins us. Oh, yes. We'll see. You know. You know, I'm hopeful, but I don't have high hopes. I mean, I really hope that they double more, but you never know. Yeah, we've been looked down before, but, um. They have a very complicated situation at home. Not with them, but in life. In life. So, you know, between jobs and, you know, whatever else is going on in their life.

So I get it. And we have our friend out in Arizona. She didn't get to call into the live show, which is understandable. It's fine. Life happens. But she sends us a very nice email and I reached out to her. It was like a book. It was great. She was a wild little thing back in the day. God bless her. I bet you she still is. Oh, I bet you too. You know, I just think sometimes life happens and you don't get to carry out everything you want to carry out. No, I think she's making up for lost time though. Well, maybe. Who knows? So, but yeah, she's like, oh, I'll call in. Don't give up on me.

We haven't given up on you. No, don't worry. I mean, like we have said a thousand times, we're just doing this for fun because it's fun to do. It's our little therapy. If you can call in, great. If you can't, ain't no worries. You have a light. And if you want to see where Donna is and everything else, go to hotwife donnalyn. That's L-Y-N-N dot com. Yep. Not, there's no E on the end. So, and again, if you want to email us, please, please do at hotwifepodcast at gmail dot com. And one of us will get back to you. Yeah. Usually in the morning I get up and I'll check out. Yeah. Yeah.

I have this morning ritual. I get my coffee and I sit on my computer and I go through emails. Well, if you get an answer from us, we'll let you know which one of us answers it. I usually say, this is Donna. Yeah. Yeah. And I usually say, this is Donna, too. Hi, this is Donna. It's hard to say. Oh, you're so hot, baby. It's hard to convey that in an email. I know. I try. And you're squeezing your hairy chest together. Oh, this is Donna. I'm squeezing my hairy boobs together. I don't really think you're Donna. goes. Yes, it does. Yes, it does. Don't even tell me it doesn't. I don't think so.

You lie. When have I ever done that? Every time you make fun of me. Every time we're doing the Hot Wife, the original Hot Wife introduction. And you're sitting there rubbing your boobs and mowing the words. What you don't see. As the intro is playing, the old intro. The old intro, not the new one. The old intro. And it goes, hi, I'm Donalyn and this is my hot wife pocket. No, this is my hot wife pocket. She would squeeze her tits together and roll her shoulders. So I just started mimicking her. You like doing that. You just think you look so sexy doing that. Come on.

I don't look sexy doing much of anything. You know, I just want to see more like man boob hairy cleavage. I don't really have big man boobs. No, you really don't. But you have hairy A little bit of hair. A little bit. Yeah. See, I want to see that. I think it'd be so sexy. You're so much. Can you hear me rolling my eyes as I say that? Oh, fuck. I hear you spewing shit. Well, yes. Yes, I am. But. You lost your train of thought, did you? Yeah. Oh, my goodness. Too much day drinking. See, I did not drink when we were dying by the pool. I had ice water. That's your problem. That's my problem?

Okay. It's my problem that you started day drinking. Could be. Could be, yeah. I don't think so. Yeah. But, so, yesterday you got to have a playmate over. Oh, yes, I did. Now, again, this is Memorial Day, so we're talking Sunday. Yeah. We didn't talk about it on the live show on Sunday, did we? No, I don't think so. No, we covered the topic of the truth. Yes. Yes. Yeah, being transparent. That was last time's issue. But that was kind of erotic, you playing on Sunday. Yeah, it was.

Well, he's always a good playmate because he's always willing to do things, and I think the heat was getting to him. We do have... Well, I think it was the heat, which I don't dispute that, but also, you're playing on the veranda where there's the plastic wicker furniture. Right. It's not comfortable. No. It looks cool. I mean, I would every video we do there looks cool, but the reality is it's, it's a little uncomfortable. It's like, yeah, I just can't seem to get comfortable. it's not a natural fucking position on these things.

it's okay if you have him sitting there and I straddle the guy, then that's cool. It doesn't, but he's still not as a man, I think, um, you're sitting upright trying to fuck someone is not the most comfortable position. Yeah. I said, you know what he kept saying? He couldn't get in deep enough. Yeah. And he's got plenty of dick to do it. He was in deeper than, you know, sitting upright. He's in deeper than I am laying down. But. Is somebody jumping on your butt too? Really? Hey, you have said that before. I'm just mimicking. I've never said that. Yes, you have. Several times. Oh, yeah. Uh-huh.

Anyway. Oh, we're going to go there already, are we? But. You know, you just don't know. No, it's just not. Yeah, it's not. So I get it. I would rather maybe bring out the massage table and then use that. I really do. I know I've said it a thousand times. I love that bar that you made. The trapeze bar. The trapeze bar. Yeah, because when you're sitting like a reverse cowgirl, oh, man, it just helps so much. I can really get into it and grind. The only problem is you're hanging by your arms, and your arms do fatigue over time. Sure. But, yeah, it looks cool on video.

I mean, I can really get in there and grind. I don't have to worry about, oh, I'm falling off. the table or leaning back and my short little dopey arms just don't reach back like they, you know. So it's not comfortable, but that worked out. That usually works out real good. So the gentleman that was a couple weeks ago, that's what we did and that worked out well and it was fun. I don't even remember anymore. The black gentleman that we did. Okay, yes, yes. He was fun. Yeah, he had energy.

Holy shit, you know, most guys that are half my age, I get it, you have energy, but he just got I'm like, oh, God, when I go, I'm like, yeah, dude, I'm more than twice your age. You know, that's why I'm starting to drink all these protein drinks, these fruit drinks that have all the extra vitamins and shit in them. I'm trying to find that fountain of you somewhere. Oh, my God. He was like, oh, my God, stop. And you know what? He must have had a ton of energy because he had a two-hour drive to us and a two-hour drive home. And he still had time to, what, fuck for a couple hours. Right?

He was here for a few hours. And he was like, go, go. I mean, as soon as he sat down, he started fondling me and reaching for me and, you know, ogling me. It's like, oh my goodness. All in a respectful way. All in a very respectful way. But you could just tell he was just like had a lot of energy. Yeah. I want to bottle that and sell it. Yeah, I think that the couple we talked to yesterday, you know, she is not yet, she wants to be, but she hasn't really been with a, apparently she had one black gentleman. It wasn't a great experience. But she wants to be with a black gentleman.

Well, I definitely have some. Her husband wants to see that. And we have a few she can pick from. Oh, I have one. I think we need to bring him back out because the thing is, if we could shoot with you and her, and he's got enough energy for both of you. Oh, yes, he does. I was thinking about either him or I have my usual. He's local. Who you have? played with in months. I've thought about him today. I was going to reach out to him. He would be really good because he's very, he's a lot more passionate and gentle and there's a lot more caressing. There's a lot more romance. He's more romantic.

Yes, he is. He's a lot more romantic. I think maybe right out of the gate you might want. Generally, okay, let's put, here's another subtopic for the show. Okay, what's that? Is generally porn is sex. It's not romance. Right. Or passion. Right, but we're not. Okay, but this is. This is kind of, You can get closer to it to some degree when you have someone that you click with more. Right, right. Yeah, safe to say. Yeah, and I'm not, we're not, yeah, okay, we record this stuff. It is content of sorts, but I want to have fun. I want to have a connection with this person.

I just don't want to like, all right, come here and fuck me. Well, there's times there's people that's like, okay, he's a decent guy. He's a decent guy, yeah. And it'll look good, but, you know, it doesn't mean, you know. But there are some guys that you click with a lot more. And it shows in the videos. I mean, it really does. Yeah. Oh, sure. And he's like, he caresses you. The one young white gentleman. Yeah. The people love seeing you fuck. I love seeing me fuck. And you love fucking him. Yeah, he's fun. Well, he's, again, well. And it's been time to reach out to him, too.

It's been a couple months. It's been a couple months. I know I thought about that, too. I will definitely do that. But he's, he's, there's a lot more passion there. There's more of a connection. But you're not even going to have passion with some people. You're not going to have it with everybody. No, no. It just depends on the person. And we just have lucky enough to find at least a small group of people that's there. And that works out well. I mean, it's like that in swinging in general.

There's going to be partners or playmates you're going to reach out to that you will have a connection with. It's like the hostess of the party. her and I kind of have like a little passion thing right right I mean like the kissing and stuff is like super fucking passionate you know yeah so nothing wrong with that no I'm not complaining yeah exactly she's fun mm-hmm she's a lot of fun yeah I'm gonna look forward I'm looking forward to going to the next party yeah I gotta find a hot slutty dress they said you're gonna go in soul thing yeah Well, I like to be able to wear it more than once.

If I wear a celibate, I can't wear it more than once. Do you have the rest of it roll? That's true. But here's the other thing. We have to walk from the car. Well, you could just go put it on when you get there. Oh, no. That's too much of a hassle. I want to open the door and then, you know, take off whatever I'm wearing. Even if it's June and I'm not going to be, you know, take off whatever I'm... Oh, as cold as I got today, you might need to wear a coat. Yeah, then I have a celibate dress. It's like, hmm... Actually, I think, what do they call them? Skim dresses now is the hot thing. Skim?

I don't know. They're like a one-piece dress that goes, I say, down to your knee. Right. You're seeing a lot on Instagram. They're kind of sheer. Yeah. And what women are doing is they're backlighting themselves like on Instagram. Right. And you can see their lips hanging down and stuff. But you can't see. But you can see. But they're, yeah. I think it's a skim dress they call them. They're hot as shit. I'll have to check that out. Yeah. Yeah, I was looking for something that was, you know, sexy.

sexy kind of on the BDSM side, you know, but I don't want your typical, you know, black, you know, strap. I'm just waiting to when you tell me you're going to go get something pierced. No, no, I'm done with piercing. It's more hassle. It's more shit, more holes I need to fill. Do I have, you know what I'm saying? You're getting them all filled now. Exactly. I didn't know if you're going to get like a nipple pierced or maybe get your hood, your hood, pierced. No, God, no. That's just more junk. It's more junk I can take out every time I have a CAT scan done. How often do you get that done?

Well, MRIs, I have to do the same thing. MRIs especially, yeah. Who was I talking to? The hostess. Oh, yes, that's exactly who it was. She used to have like three or four rings in her foot and stuff. Every time I have to have an MRI done, I got to take the fucking things out. They were fun to play with in my time. Oh, God, yeah. I get that. So was the second woman I played with. She had a mount too for whatever reason. She had a bunch of piercings. Oh, she had piercings? Down there too, I think. Okay. But not this time. Oh, I see. So I don't know. It's all good. It's all fun.

Yeah, I mean, as you get older, you know, more of these, you know, tests you have to take. Oh, you got to take all these piercings out. Oh, I'll be there all fucking day taking my piercings out. Good golly day. So I think, let's get back to the original. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. the original concept of the show talking about my buddy coming over. I almost think you need to, uh, go on a hot date with him. No, I can't do that. No, I can't do that. That'd probably be tough, but I think you need to invite him over. Like you need to be aggressive with him. Uh, I'm not aggressive.

You know that, you know, I'm a bottom. Well, neither is he. That's the problem. We're both like, Oh, it's timid. You know, I was a little more aggressive this time. I'm like, come on here. Let me, but he went along with it. I just don't think he wanted to, to overstep his boundaries. Okay, you broke the plane. So now he realizes it's... And again, we sat there for like an hour afterwards shooting the shit. It wasn't like I was like, what the fuck did you just do? You know? Yeah. And he keeps saying he wants to join the circus. Because he hears... I know. What circus is he talking about?

I wonder. With us, with different people and everything else. And he's like, God damn. He says he'd be happy to just sit in the corner and jerk off watching everything that goes on in our lives. And it's like... Why would you do that if you could just jump the fuck in? Yeah, jump in. And so he's, you know, he's safe. Mm-hmm. You know, his bullets shoot blank, so. That's, that's. Not that it matters to you. Not to me. I'm, you know, I'm as barren as the fucking desert, which is not a bad thing in this case. I'm good with that. Mm-hmm. But yeah, I mean, if there's no problem.

Okay, so since I obviously wasn't there, witnessed it, or anything else, do you think Mickey would enjoy playing? She might be too picky. I don't know. I listen to her type of man, and it's like I'm a little more lenient. I'm a little more... You don't have to have a perfect body. Some guy's like, oh, my dick's all that big. I think for her, because he is an attractive man, I think she's had that level of attractiveness. So there might be just that... curiosity one. So, okay, we'll see what happens. We'll run up by her. So, she's away right now. Yeah, I know. So, yeah, she would like him.

I hope she would because... Oh, I know he would fucking... Oh, yeah, his head would explode. That's true. But, I mean, we've met people that are just very picky about who they're playing with and I'm... I don't... I never had that. In fact, I'm like more like... Well, we're picky in the sense of they got to be a decent person. Well, that's about it. Body type doesn't matter. No. It's be a decent person. And I, the more variety as far as color, you know, I've got Latino, black, white, Hispanic, whatever. Had an Indian dude. I had an Indian dude. In fact, the more of that, the better I like it.

It's just the spice of life. I like that variety. It's fun. Different show. Yeah, I know. I was a day late and a dollar short on that one. I should have mentioned that Yesterday. A couple days ago. I think we recorded that one on Friday. Yeah. Oh, yeah, when Mickey was here. I don't remember. Thursday or Friday we recorded that. But that was cool. And she seems like I like this type of person and that's it. Like there's a certain box. She's got some boxes she's trying to check. Yeah, exactly. And everybody's different. And everybody is different.

different that's fine but I'm toying with the idea about going to that party with us we'll see yeah we'll see well you know it's her lifestyle is much different it's going to be interesting you know with the couple we met yesterday see where that happens yeah they'll be fine and we have that other friend who's getting a couple things straight in her life and she wants to come on she's dying to come on the podcast oh my god she comes on the podcast it's going to be her podcast I don't know about that she's high energy she high energy. She's also very... She's a sexual dynamo.

Between her and Mickey, they could fuck a fucking football team. That's what we said before. Okay, I'm done warming up. Let's have some sex. She's very dominant. You can tell she's very dominant. You can't tell me she's not dominant. She's very dominant. But then she's a switch. She's a switch. She's a dominant person. I agree with you. But then when we filmed her fucking that other guy. Right, I remember. She started out dominant, but then she quickly switched over and let him. Where was that? The watermelon scene, she was submissive. She was feeding him the watermelon, correct?

Or where was he feeding her? No, he was feeding her. And he smeared her all over her body and was smacking her. I guess, yeah, I guess that is, yeah, she would be more submissive in that situation. She was, she's a switch. And nothing wrong with that, I'm just saying. No, I just, She enjoys both. Yeah. Okay, good. And she's a hoot. Yeah, man. I'm not going to release names until I know they're going to happen. No. I don't get people too excited because, oof. No, it's going to happen and we just don't know the time frame. Okie doke. I'll be waiting here in bated breath. Something like that.

As it were. Yeah. So, all right. It's a 45-minute show. Whoa, look at that. Look how we killed. Yeah, I'm going to be quick. Again, thank everyone for listening. And we appreciate all the emails and all the love we're getting. Yeah, the emails at hotwifepodcast.gmail.com. Please follow us on Twitter at hotwifepodcast. We're trying to get our numbers up with that. They're not great numbers, but we have not been pursuing it that much. We're going to be doing more with that. Instagram, we just don't feel comfortable doing a whole lot there with that. I always might turn around.

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Well, you'll be able to get it both that one and the other site, so we're not going to get fucked in a bad way. Yeah. Again, man, I can't thank everyone enough. I mean, we just started this for shits and giggles, thought no one would listen. The fact that people are listening and enjoying it and laughing and feel, you know, one of the biggest compliments we've gotten numerous times is that people say they feel like they know us. Yes. And they feel they're part of the conversation. Yes. We get that quite a lot in email. Yeah. Again, that is very humbling to us and we appreciate that.

We are no different off air than we are on air. Yeah. Sorry to say. Yeah. Yes, he still harasses me off air just as much as he does on Here I Am 8. I'm nothing but loving and kind to you, Vince. Go put some damn panties on. He did say that earlier today. No, actually, you would never say that. I would never say that. Said Vince, never. But no, again, we appreciate it all.

And we just, you know, again, we really thought we'd just try this and try to help push some of her stuff and never thought anyone would listen to us so we're very happy yeah it's fun too we do have a lot of fun I don't know how educational we are but I'm hoping entertainment might be better if you weren't anything we're in from what we did wrong what not to do we can't tell you what to do right we can just tell you what we did that was wrong but again reach out to us and again we would love to have you on Sunday's night on Sunday nights call in we're lonely here sometimes or email us Email us with concepts or questions you have.

Well, we could probably read some emails as we're doing the show because there's one gentleman, he says, I can't call in, but I can email. So I can have a conversation and join in through email. There is a way. There is a way. To actually add a chat into our show. Oh, see, that might be a way to do it. For me to answer chats and also talk is not easy. I'm not a great typist. No, it's in the software we use for the podcast, not in your phone. No. We shouldn't be having this conversation on air. That's ridiculous.

But I was just thinking maybe I could have my email open so he could be chatting with me by email. We might be able to have a chat room open as part of the podcast. I'll experiment with that. So anyway, again, I want to thank everyone. And this is going to be published on a Thursday, so I'll say have a great weekend. Yeah, we'll still say that. Have a great weekend. This is actually Memorial Day that we're recording this, so again, thank everyone who has served. And I'll talk to you later. Alright, everybody. Have a great night. you