Variety is the Spice of Life

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Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife podcast. Well, hello, everybody.

This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my hot white podcast and i'm here again with my wonderful husband events but we have a special guest wait hang on hang on we really glazed right over me well you were the trophy husband last time and i have mickey to blame for that as well he was wearing your t-shirt it's a microphone you don't have to yell jesus christ i'm excited especially in that outfit you like it and so we do have mickey with us today so you can say hello mickey how's everybody it's not much of an outfit just tassels do i need to add a sound effect on here oh mickey Oh, no, Mickey.

How's everybody? It's not much of an outfit, just tassels. Do I need to add a sound effect on here? Oh, Mickey. Oh, no. Don't do that. Don't do that. So I want to revisit. We're changing our live shows to Sunday night, if you don't know that already. Sunday night's at 9 o'clock. If you want to catch us live and call in, go to hotwifepodcast.online to listen to the show live, and the number will be there for you. Call in. You can call in, ask questions, make comments, tell me to shut up, whatever. I do. I can hang up. I was just talking to you. I can hang up on you. I can just take your mic.

Yeah, mute my mic. I'm at your mercy. This is the only time in life you can say that. That's true. So what's been going on with you, Mickey? As she sucks on the beer. No, it's not the only thing you've been sucking on. She's sucking on the bottle of beer and has the other hand on the back of her head. I don't think she needs a hand on the back of her head. Because no one's there to pull her hair. Oh, that could be. You know me so well. We weren't going to talk about that on this show. Swallow a bitch. I'm trying. I'm trying. What's going on with Mickey? Yeah.

Just busy, you know know beginning of summer uh festivities we're fitting it all in you know are we talking about activities or what you do all the above okay wherever it may apply so bad it's good oh there you go there you go we're bringing girth to the summer okay wow not just length just got fortunate a couple times okay so is it preferred length or girth you know it's everything right I mean we all want you know the best of it all right we want like a great personality somebody you can fucking laugh with Okay, right? I mean, we all want, you know, the best of it all, right?

We want, like, a great personality, somebody you can fucking laugh with. Okay, well, I've got one of those five. Style. Okay, two. It's my own style, but it's a style. That's true. Yeah. I have girth. I think she's talking someplace else. Yeah, not around your waist. Not that kind of girth. I think she's talking someplace else. Yeah, not around your waist. Not that kind of girth. I'm six foot. That's kind of length. That's kind of length. Length and girth and personality. See, he's right there. I'm telling you, I'm the whole package. Oh, you are. You are not fat. That's what you're saying.

I am the entire package, the alpha and the omega. Yeah, okay, yeah, you're all fat. Let's move on. Let's just glaze over that as well. So what did you determine the topic was? Oh, variety is the spice of life. Or is variety the spice of life? Okay, we could do that. Is that really a question? Yeah, some people might not think so. Again, that's why I was glad you were able to come on to the show, since you're relatively new to, you know, you're what, six months in now? Something like that? Five. Five months, whatever. You're making up for lost time.

But, you know, you were in a monogamous relationship for a lot of years. So, you know, so going from... Can't go back. The heavy breathing air. Once, you know, you've tasted the spice. Okay, so you're already confirming without any conversation. She's like, yeah, no variety is where you need to be. It's like you open the Pandora's box, and there's no way. No, her name is Mickey. I open Mickey's box, and there's no way of putting all that back in there. No. It's a great username, Pandora. Pandora? Yeah. That's been done to death. I'm sure. I'm sure, yeah.

There's a lot of people, and it's like, yeah, because they have Pandora's box. Right. Yeah yeah that's been done to death i'm sure i'm sure yeah there's a lot of people you know it's like yeah because they have pandora's box right yeah that's not uncommon in porn juice um not that i serve porn much in the last five minutes um but um no for people so people in the monogamous life and again we're not bashing that there's people that it works for it. But then they enter as a couple, and that's what happens. Or they explore it as a single. No. Yeah. I mean, you have to do what's right for you.

Exactly. They explore it. We've known men and women that are in a relationship, whether it be marriage or dating or whatever, and they want more. And they delve into the swinger lifestyle. It's not just more. It's different, right? Because that's the excitement. Sure. It's not about more. It's just different. Actually, the other night we had a conversation. I shared it with you. Stranger sex? Well, that's, yeah. That one? Well, no. So many conversations. Which one are we talking about? We're talking about, like, getting the dishes done at the house. Oh, jeez, I just, that's a hot conversation.

Having sex, yeah, with, we'll call it strangers. You know, obviously, hopefully you meet somebody or whatever, get to know them before. But the sex you have with your significant other might be great and acceptable and everything else. But then you have it with somebody else, it might not necessarily be any better sex than that.

But the fact that it was something new makes it exciting it gives it uh an extra point in the rating system that might be technically undeserved earning right and and truly sometimes the same sex with the uh the initial stranger is just better because as they get to know you right so that's maybe what a partner a long-term partner is for. And then you kind of get introduced to other things when you're having the strangers fix. Yeah, I can see that. We've been in this for a long time, trying to think back of when I was first introduced to swinging.

Well, the erotic part for you or maybe wasn't erotic you tell me okay like when we first got into it you said you were like i really feel weird fucking another guy in front of you yeah at first at first it was weird it was a little weird because i've always been in like you're supposed to be in a monogamous relationship blah this is what you're supposed to do it's kind of like drummed into you from you know society and another boyfriend you know this is this is it you're only with one that's it otherwise you're a slut you're this you're that and then I'm going to take a slut yeah and it's like well wait i'm getting mixed messages here so it was a little weird but now it's um it's it's much i'm much more comfortable with it now the weird thing was too is initially she's like you know you're really strange wanting to see me fuck other men oh yeah and then now she sees how many people are really into that into that it's like she's like so many guys it's not so weird i said no you know some of the other shit we hear from people that's weird that's weird you know what do you think of the demographics though on that meaning like uh what's the the average age of someone who enters sls?

Anymore? Younger and younger. I'm seeing people 20 and up. I'm seeing more and more people in their 20s. Yeah, okay. And can we help you with that? It's boobitch. That's what I said. Can we help you with that? Boobitch. I ordered that one time at a restaurant. Um, yeah, it's the people, I think, again, I think. The mindset maybe is more open. I think, yeah, people today are a little more accepting and thus threatened. But then you have the people that are very triggered and shit. So you don't know where it's going.

I think to be in the lifestyle, first of all, and we've said this a million times, you have to be secure with yourself and your relationship. Truly. Absolutely. Sometimes that comes with age, right? But also, I mean, there's, I think, a different agenda amongst the younger generation where they did a, sorry, that's ESPN. Oh, okay I think it was Philadelphia Magazine. They wrote an article about them not wanting to have children.

They just didn't see, I don't know, the benefit or the reason and the financial constraints, and they're going, starting school later or switching majors graduating later and I think people's agendas are a little bit different well if you live in your parents basement why would you want to have kids it's a tough one why did she leave Nikki's right I do notice more kids not wanting to have children of their own and and you're right their school and everything is later like by the time my mom was in her 20s 22 she's already had her first or second child and your mom then was even younger yeah but i was an oops yeah he was an oopsps baby.

But what was he, 17? 18. 18. So, uh-oh, my neck's cutting out again. That's fine. As long as you can hear me. Yeah, you're fine. Yeah, just me then. It's cord is a little goofy. Yeah, it did cut out just a little. Yeah, it cuts in and out all the time. Okay, I guess it's the mic, not the headphones then. Yeah, it could be. All right, I'll fix that. Yeah.

But yeah, but getting back to the variety end of things um you know and it's it's i think i would equate it to like cooking like i do the cooking in our house thank god so yeah throw some cumin in there throw some paprika yeah get that well it very skinny if I cooked. It's a TV dinner. You shouldn't have to add stuff. But again, it's the mentality. And now, you know, everything is internet-based and it's out there more. And it's becoming more streamlined.

One thing is, you know, having your mate play with someone else and worrying about it is like saying, well, she goes to this restaurant and likes their their chicken parmesan better than what i make it's like should i really be threatened it's like you know i mean i mean sex is a little more intimate than chicken parm i mean not to me i like chicken parm but you know is it really where is this restaurant um but no i, and we found it adds to our sex life. Yes, absolutely. You know, that you get to sample a lot of things. You know, go into a buffet, essentially. A sex buffet.

You know, now, for you, it's a little different because of your situation. The situation. We're not talking about the asshole on the fucking Jersey Shore show either. I'm going to punch that fucker in the face. Go the fuck up. Oh, I'm the situation. Yeah. I missed that show. Probably. I did miss it. I never even saw it. Too much bullshit for me. Too much assholes. That's what they're selling. If you want assholes, okay. I don't miss it. I never even saw it. Never missed it. Too much bullshit for me. Too much assholes. Yeah. That's what they're selling, so. If you want assholes, okay.

But anyway, they can critique this show. I don't care. But, no, it's, and like with you, when you first got into it, you were like, oh, I just want to find myself like three, maybe, maybe four play partners, and that's all I need. Was that the number? That was the original number. A good local person, you know. Yeah, that was the original number. And it's like, you know, I talk to you. It's like, hey, Mickey, what's going on? Oh, I had coffee today with this guy, and I had coffee today with this guy. Who are these guys? Oh, they're new. Is coffee a euphemism for a reply? Screening is real.

Screening is real. But then I'll talk to her the following week. What'd you do today? Well, remember that guy I had coffee with last Tuesday? Well, no, I didn't meet him, but go ahead. Well, I met him, and you know, we tore it up. Fuck that hotel room up. They covered some spots in that hotel that hadn't been covered before, apparently. But, you know, didn't know you could do it in a microwave. But apparently you can. That Mr. Coffee will never be the same. But I'll tell you what, you know, out of the experience, I know what I really like. Now I know what I'm looking for exactly in a person.

And then hopefully, you know, the package and everything else after you meet in person, you know, it all comes to fruition and it's kind of a good mix. But you said that with the first couple guys. And they were all wonderful. And, yeah, and like the very first gentleman you started messing around with, you were like, oh, yeah, he's going to be a regular and everything else. And it's just, you know, nope. That's it. Yeah, so, you know. That's the sex life with him these days. No, and he's a great person. Oh, I just say he's not. It's the location. So that's, you know.

And, you know, fortunately for me, I'm the woman. But in that situation, I was traveling. So, no, I'm busy. You know, we're all busy and it sounded great. And then, you know, now we're limiting our range. Yeah. Like, it's got to be convenient. Well, you know, the ankle bracelet from the police only lets you go so far from home. That's true. We had playmates like one, two Sundays ago, traveled two hours to get here. That's crazy. And we kept saying, look, you don't have to. Believe me, we understand. It's two hours away. He just reached out to me today. Oh, did he?

Through the site and just said, hey, have you talked to Jade? And I said, actually, Jade's husband called me the other day, and we're going to meet him for breakfast Sunday. Oh, okay, that Jade. Okay, excellent. More details please? What's the plot there? What's the agenda? Well, Jade and her husband are a great couple. We met through the lifestyle. We played with them. Yeah. Yeah, I played with her husband. We played with his wife. Yeah. Vince is like, ear to ear. That smile. That was a while ago. It was a while ago. Flashbacks. They listened to the podcast, so I can't say anything.

Either way, it's a compliment. I mean, they're great people. You're smiling. It was a funny thing. They get it. Yes, It's okay. Whatever. Does he know she said this? Should you be saying this? Yeah, no, she bragged it bragged it no it's just you know and donna's had him go down on donna and he's very good it's not you know not that he's not not that he's not good no he's very talented apparently so um we were at this one location doing photo shoots and um i got to go down on her.

And actually, right before I started, she says, I'm going to warn you, Chris is, boy, I'm just not doing this good today. Chris is, you know, really, I said, that's okay, let me give it a chance, you know. Well, about two minutes into it, she yelled, honey, I am sorry. Vince is better. So, well, you have like, I think a fat tongue or some nice lips. Yeah. Muscular. Yeah. Not fat. Yeah. It works, I guess. Yeah. Nice lips. Yep. Yep. It works. That's good.

And, and there's a lot of guys that um going back to your old skills i've gotten guys that are contenders but nobody doesn't quite like events not not quite and i'm like ah or i have to tell them you know flick all my clit just you know i hate when they do the whole lollipop thing, which should probably be another whole show about. Well, we did the show. One guy asked me to give techniques on how to lick pussy. And I just said, I really can't. It's not like a technique. It's just what I do. It's just what feels natural. Just think about it when you're doing it. Can you show us? I can.

Which one of you is going? Just like, you know, when you're at Liquid 10. I mean, actually, see, Donna's already described it. So I think the interesting thing we need to schedule one of these times is,... When he's going. Just like, you know, when you're at Liquid 10. I mean, actually, see, Donna's already described it. So I think the interesting thing we need to schedule one of these times is let me do you while we're on the show, and you can describe. Okay. That's what I want to do while I'm getting eaten out. I would like to sit and describe it.

Well, that might be the erotic part is the difficulty you might have in describing it. That's true. That's half the eroticism. Yeah, it would be kind of hard to. I mean, I've tried, while you're doing that, trying to describe what's going on in my head. So when I'm with somebody else, I can say, hey, I need you to do X. But, hey, that's talk for another show, I think.

And that's a whole other yeah research we can do but again that's part of the neat thing about variety too is you learn different things like things like you go like at the party and we were at the party i didn't know that a couple of women had already told all the other women about me so that's why they're all like when i would sit there do you want to go down yep it's like stairs and and i would i was doing my thing and they're like screaming and squirting and squirting and whatever pulling my hair at times and um yeah but afterwards they're like they said it was like this but i didn't believe it could be like this.

I'm like, I'll just do what I do. And I went with each of them a minimum of 30 minutes. Oh, yeah. Wow. And most of them actually went closer to 45 minutes. Jesus, Jesus. Oh, yeah. Yep. But anyway, that's the neat thing is, I mean, using the oral sex thing as a thing, just because my technique might be good doesn't mean somebody else isn't good and feels different. Or they do something different. Different, yeah, definitely different. That's why we need the spice of life. Yeah, exactly. You don't even know sometimes what you might actually like.

And sometimes it makes me appreciate Vince more because it's like, oh, that's not what I want.'s not what i want nice guy blah but man not pushing the buttons the right way and it's kind of you know i don't ever want to you know make somebody feel bad i mean you know i but when i when i when we were playing like later on it's again might have been erotic but makes me really appreciate you honey and the same thing goes with oral sex for me i mean you know a woman like i've had a one or two women actually like dragged her teeth across my dick it's like no no i'll tell you what's fucked now hey let's just before you kill it completely let's just you know let's move on to something else you know it's like no no the teeth thing don't work for me some people it does it does with the listerine strips no thank you well yeah well that's the other thing that the variety does it can teach you to appreciate your mate or other playmates more yeah you go all of a sudden your sister go you know in your head hopefully you don't go like jesus christ oh you can hear that i'm sorry it's like you know it's like wow that guy was a lame fuck or where that girl's like man she she didn't even like put you know well whatever like the one girl i used to date right yeah she didn't perform oral wouldn't even put her hand on me wow but she would let me do oral to her and we could only fuck in two positions okay and it was like and she didn't even trim up it was just like a fucking poodle down there it was nasty you know nothing like nothing like going down you know it's like it's like you know i mean i could speak from going down on a woman donna said about a guy you know you're giving someone or also you know it's like you know it's like riding a motorcycle and then a fucking poodle hits you in the face you know hell with a gnat that was a fucking poodle it was terrible yeah well that's why i don't ride motorcycles in a poodle storm so um awful yeah that's well you have to figure back when you were dating her what it was the 90s right i mean still yeah but people were shaving then that was really like the start i mean even if it wasn't completely shaved at least that was at least the nose tickler the skid patch you know it's like what's trending in shaving yeah yeah that's true and that old big hairy things coming back in some years we we've even looked on uh yeah the swinger website you know if you're if you're shaved there i don't even want to you know deal with you i'm like all right i've had uh someone asked me to leave a strip because i like the texture against the cock oh that makes sense i could see a little nose tickler i guess if like they're teasing you like robin uh you know it's like the hair is not on the inside of my pussy i am sorry right right are they fucking backwards so does their balls rest on your fucking hey hey i, wait.

If I'm on top of a guy and I use their pubic hair to rub against my clit, so maybe it's that kind of a thing. Okay. If I'm on top, if I lean forward. But that's you. She's saying for him where the guy is inserted, so it'd be his pubic hair and her pubic hair just starting to brush fire. Yeah. Don't keep any newspaper nearby because a spark come out and the next thing you know you have a little fire going on. Well, maybe he likes it against his face as he's eating you. Maybe that's it. Maybe.

I know for the audience, every time Donna describes her episode, it's like she's touching herself, poking and prodding over here. It's like, you know, right here. Because your pussy hair is here and his dick is... I'm just seeing if that works. Yeah, we got it. I can visualize with just my hands on the desk. Love it. You're just bouncing up and down there, Vince. What's going on there? Not holding my desk. Oh, my God. Why don't you manipulate the mixing board without my hands? That's a little frightening. Yeah, I'd have to lay on the fucking desk. It's not a bad thing.

So, but, yeah, so I think that's one of the great things about variety is, one, it can make you appreciate your regular partner if you have i agree but two it teaches you that again there's other stuff out there and i mean it seems kind of blatantly obvious but for people who are monogamous it can't i think it can it's not always better no it seems better because it's something different's different, but it's not always better. I'm just thinking back to the party when I was with the last gentleman. But his reactions were so cute. He was shaved real smooth, and his balls were really smooth.

So I would take my tongue. Which guy was this, one, two, or three? Three, number three. And I'd run my tongue up his balls. Oh, my God, his back would arch, and he's squirming and giggling. I don't think there's a guy who doesn't like his balls lick. But his reaction was precious. It was like a little kid. Yeah, it's a different sensation than getting your dicks up. So I maybe doesn't get that sensation from other people. To me, I enjoy my balls lick, as you know. Oh, yeah, I know you do. It's not the same. It's more of, for me, a very soothing feeling than it is erotic.

I mean, it's still erotic. Oh, you always ask for it. But it's... So it's like a teaser, more for the beginning because it's so relaxing. So once you get there, then it's like, then you take it to the next level. It helps. It's, you know, it's And it's intermittent, too, because I'll suck you like, okay, now I'll do my balls. I'll suck you some more of these. I guess maybe that's the way I edge. I don't know. I don't know what's going on in your head, hon. I don't know. If I knew it went on in my head, I'd be scared, so it's better I don't.

And at some point, you're just just jump on just jump on the pony and she misses and winds up on my face i don't know what that's about face plot oh yeah it's not a bad thing she fucking sits on my face and rides me like a fucking horse grabs my dick like it's the thing i try to try to yell for help but i can't Man, I was sitting on someone's face, and they had this awesome nose. Oh, see? The nose got involved. The nose got involved. It was like interference, but it was a good interference. No, no, I've had that. Girl number three at the party, she's like, I don't know if I can come anymore.

So I looked up at her up at her and i said fuck my face so all of a sudden she just started fucking grinding into my face and there was plenty more there that's why that bed was soaked up yeah tell me about it because i went to bring it's like a neti pot i'm not sure what a neti pot is oh the audience will let you know okay but no i mean i put those uh those pads down yeah and i went with gentleman number three to the same bag you were with number two on and it was three what kind of pads are you talking about like they're they're in the hospitals. Oh, yeah. Hospitals. Yeah.

Yeah, because there's people squirting all over the place. Okay. So, you could, like, interchange. Don't blame me. The beds don't get, the beds don't get ruined, and mattresses don't get ruined, so. I had more sex than anybody that, that night. You think so? Oh, yeah. Oh, I don't know. We don't know what's going on. You know a contender? You have a contender? No, because there was... No, because a couple of them played in the very beginning, and then they all were upstairs talking. You don't know that we just weren't up there, just because they weren't on the bed.

They all played downstairs, and I didn't feel anybody jump on top of me. You guys are so lucky. I want to go to a house party. I don't have that... I'm growing my friend basis, but I'm not quite there yet. I get invited to something. If you want to go with us to the next one and spectate and or participate, you're welcome. They're very, very super nice people. No means no. They're very courteous in all sorts of ways. You can be a voyeur. I love being a voyeur when there's a happy ending to my situation. I don't want to be a voyeur when there's like a happy ending to my situation.

I don't want to be a voyeur when there's like, I gotta go home. We can negotiate. There's a lot of nice people there. I'd be very happy to help you out. So kind. Yeah, they're very super people. Just super nice. I mean, very respectful. They're all full swapping. Yeah. Oh, yeah. They're generous people. Sure. But let's go back to variety, though. So in your quest, okay, so is it safe to say in the last five months you've had more men than you did your entire life prior? Pretty much. Yes. Absolutely, yeah. I mean, Donna's...

I was very conservative, long-term relationships, and I was happy that way, too. There's nothing wrong with that. Nothing wrong with that. I can honestly say that I've had more strange sex in my married life than I did in my entire single life. And she had a lot in her single life. I had a lot in my single life. She's probably, since we've been together in 20 years, probably been with, what, 200 guys? Probably damn near. Yeah, probably damn near. Yep. Yeah, we try naming. We're running out of nicknames. We're just going to start going to it. You can build crossword puzzles.

It's going to start being like prisoners. Remember 51326? Yeah. We're going to start numbering them. Oh, my God. He was great, but he wasn't as good as 3-2-7-1-B. That's pretty much right. So it's safe to say Donna is a proponent of the spice of life. Yes. Yeah. Yes.

Yeah, and what you do with that spice, too, in the sense of, like, again, you have, like, for for us we we do this in our relationship is certain guys that she's comfortable with do the hot dates with that's always fun so you know she gets to go out they take her to dinner then they either go back to their place or they come here come here depending and then they go in the bedroom they have fun no cameras you know and then you know he leaves she goes in and showers heavily and then we have our fun yeah and it's ironic having her tell me like what went on what turned her on he always thinks like jenna do you talk about you know were you playing with him on the table she's like no i talked about how i love salads and oh i want to i have to do the garden so disappointed because both of us were talking about like normal things that normal people talk about again you're forgetting i don't fall into the normal category when i go in brother i do like though when you know it's normal conversation you know and then it's kind of like i could fucking throw you up against that wall right there like out of nowhere it's very exciting in a Starbucks mind you we were at a restaurant the next table had a family with a little baby we were very docile yeah we were respectful I told her you shouldn't take your dates to Chuck E.

Cheese it's awkward but she goes I found out the ball pit wasn't what I thought it was I'll see you next time. We were respectful. I told her, you shouldn't take your dates to Chuck E. Cheese. It's awkward. It's so awkward. But she goes, I found out the ball pit wasn't what I thought it was. What a great disappointment that was for me. She's all with her tongue out. I brought my own set. Come on.

Well, you know, he'll get out in like you know six months oh my god it's terrible but no the thing is like i said you know um life is short man enjoy it amen you know because none of us know when our last day is right um that's how i you know got in partially right i guess yeah you know, because none of us know when our last day is. That's how I, you know, got in partially, right? I guess. Yeah. You know. Added some fuel to my fire. Yeah. Having friends, family, you know, sick. That's at your age, you know, having a time limit.

Yeah, so you haven't really explained to me what sparked that interest. I just assumed it was boredom. That's what I was thinking. Because you just started talking to me. So, you know, where did you and Donna find these people in this swing life? After so many years, right? I told you my cousin is sick and she has a real time limit. She's my age, early 40s, and my other girlfriend has MS. If that dress is itching you, just take it off. No, I just like touching myself. You know, I like touching you, too. We have that in common. Donna, do you like touching her? I like touching her.

It's like History World Part 1. Donna, touch Mickey. Vince, touch Mickey. Everyone, touch Mickey. Gang bang. Of course, you don't know History of the World Part 1. Did you ever see History of the World Part 1? What is it called? History of the World Part 1. Mel Brooks. Mel Brooks. They have this big human chess board. I've seen that ad for it. Yeah, Rook, Jump Queen. Pawn, jump queen. Gang bang, everybody jump queen. That's a classic. Anyway, sorry. So I'm just like uneasy, you know. I just met this guy who I really like. Talk slow as you touch yourself. You sure your panties aren't itching?

I assure you they're wet. Are you wearing panties? What color panties are you wearing? Carry them them in the glove compartment all the time. Just in case. I assure you. Wow. Do you have flood insurance? I'll come over and just look it up. He's happy to do that. It's not a problem. We could do that episode right now. You could tell how it goes. You want me to? Which episode? The episode where he shows you. You could tell people what I do? No, we're not into descriptive text right now. Thank you. Okay, well, then Donna could describe it. She'll do the play-by-play, and I'll just do the play.

It's terrible. Yes. I'm offering. Thank you. I know you're offering. Trying to be a team player. And we appreciate it. I mean, there's so many things I'd rather do than lick her pussy. I know. I will interrupt my schedule to do that. It's all. I know. I know. You're just so selfless. So selfless. I'm glad it goes recognized. Anyway, I'm sorry. Back to your, how you got into it. Oh, yeah. So just, yeah, there were some like life events and it propelled me into just questioning, what am I doing? You know, running in life.

And I think a lot of people after COVID just wanted a better work-life balance and just better life in general, you know. Um, so that's, that's where I found myself and I was not really having great sex at home. And I was, I told you we could go out back on your deck, but you didn't want to go. I literally was just an angry bitch. Okay. And, um, I was, I was so frustrated. She's a lot happier now. She really is. I was so sexually frustrated and my, and like a lot of people have said to me, they're All right.

angry bitch okay and um i was i was so she's a lot happier now she really is yeah so sexually frustrated and my and like a lot of people have said to me they're like oh what would you do like you're so happy i'm like oh i don't know if you're open to it so i think i'm taking vitamins i'm taking new out just i've taken a new outlook on life oh there, there you go. I need more cock. So true. So true. That's funny. And then once your mindset changes, you know, you're like, the more the more.

Now, if your partner you had actually said that he wanted to partake in it, do you think you could do it with him? Sure, sure. Could you watch him? Oh, I would love to watch. I just love watching in general. But then it has to be followed by participation. Yes. Yeah, because it's like going to a strip club and having homework. Who wants homework? I don't get aroused at strip clubs. No, it's just I. I get aroused at strip clubs. Well, but again, I've been around porn and shooting beautiful naked women and desensitized. Yeah. So desensitized.

And I know behind the scenes it's like these girls wouldn't piss in your brain. Well, as a man, they won't. But a woman, a pretty woman like Mickey? Yeah.

You have a better chance of taking home a woman I'll see you know what I honestly wouldn't do that now that's like sounds like a hot challenge for me it's not a challenge it would happen I guarantee I have like a friend girlfriend do you you started to migrate that way yeah dabble good yeah she's hot good for you i wouldn't picture you with someone who wasn't and we're friends like too like sure you know a little text little lunch here lunch there yeah that's not bad that's good a little munch here a little munch there yeah um lunch and i'll bring her to the pool sure oh that'd be that'd be fun.

So she's local? It's 25, 30 minutes away. Sure, it's local. Local. Now I really can't stand up. Stop. My knee hurts. That's what I'm talking about. Oh, yeah, that's what is your knee. Let's go with that. So that's cool. So you're enjoying the spices of life now. Mm-hmm. Now.

I am, thoroughly i am thoroughly do you have girlfriends that don't know you do this yet right so i have like i have two girls my two very good girlfriends do know that i do this and they're like the best girlfriends and so non-judgmental um and really i don't need to tell anybody i just mentioned it to them because i wasn't i didn't want to lie like at the stage in the game lying's not my thing sure Thank you. And really, I don't need to tell anybody. I just mentioned it to them because I didn't want to lie. Like at this stage in the game, lying is not my thing. Sure. You don't need to.

I was going with them, and then I was going somewhere, and they asked where. So I told them, and I just opened up a little bit more. They're long-term friends, so I know. Yeah, I get it.

That's what I'm dealing with so did they ever come back to you with questions no surprisingly they will well the one went to the club with me but they're not interested to be honest with you and and that works you know for them it's not for everybody they're okay being the one is the one is okay being miserable in her marriage oh okay yeah that's right yeah whatever you know and and the truth is is like most women like myself too like we're busy which was why i stopped playing with certain people they're too far away i had you know you you need to come to me that's just how it goes in so many ways in so many ways all over my face wow that's inappropriate i love those memories i love that old person i used to date i really do it's just the juxtaposition right now is just it's real it's so heartwarming for me you know those times when her and i'd be hanging out yeah we're friends we're friends for like 13 years and that's true i was so conservative yeah so fucking uptight and she i would just straight up be like hey you're inappropriate like yoga pants or whatever and i'd sit there go your ass looks great in that she goes that's very inappropriate oh you were wearing tighter they were actually banned yes okay yeah whatever but she you know i say your ass looks great knows that's inappropriate i'm sorry i'm just Just trying to give you a compliment, but, you know your ass looks great that's inappropriate I'm sorry I'm just trying to give you a compliment you love that no but if I told a dirty joke that's really inappropriate it's a god damn dirty joke yeah you're definitely more open than me and now you're sitting there like yeah coming all over my face it's like I love that messy sex I don't give a fuck Thank you.

And now, you're sitting there like, yeah, coming all over my face. It's like, what the fuck? I love that messy sex. I don't give a fuck. That's true. The dirtier is for the better. And you bring your own mess, and that's a good thing. That's a good thing. You contribute to the mess. I still scratch and sniff my kitchen table. Such a good sport. Do what I can. Who I can, too. The gentleman that we're having over on Sunday afternoon has huge cum loads. And he has distance, too. Last time I blew him down there. Did you get him a target? He kept saying, you've got to back up.

He's got a pretty decent. You've got to back up. He's got a pretty decent-sized dick, too. No, it's fine. I wouldn't say it's huge. If a man can sit there and say another man has a pretty decent-sized dick, it's a pretty decent-sized dick. Okay, it's a pretty decent-sized dick. You know, he's probably got minimum seven to eight inches. Yeah, it's fine. It fits into every hole, and that's all I care about. But is it, like, pencil? Is it girth? No, no, he's got it. We can show you pictures when we're done. That's great. It's like, it's nice. It's like perfect.

It's above average, but not excessively above average. Yeah. Let's move on. If I can slide it in. Let's move on. We got it. If you hear any high-pitched squealing, it's Mickey's legs getting tighter and tighter together. And I'm not kidding. I literally came the other day just off of the thought of coming or just off of the thought of, you know, being in the situation. Like I was fucking humping the air. It was awesome. How do you do that? Show us. How do you humping the air? Show us. We've seen you come already. It's not a first thing, you know. No. Jesus Christ. You're embarrassing her.

Jesus Christ. Just stop. This is a show about sex. He swears, right? Like, how do you humve the air? You know how you humve the air. No, I don't. Just like your body is like going into it. I can see grinding like on a chair, like, you know, going back and forth. Keep doing that, Donna. I can't. Vince is watching. Yeah, I'm watching her, like, as she wears this camouflaged baseball hat. She's twerking the chair. Yeah. A sweat jacket. She has tassels on. She has tassels on. It's like, okay. I have landscaping to do when I'm done here. I'm sorry. So sexy. So sexy. So, like, anti-sexy here.

And Mickey comes in this, you know, very tight little black dress. Dress, and I'm wearing combat boots. It's hot. It's hot. Now she's feeling her breasts that are beautiful. Breasts are beautiful. Those pictures you sent me, that red outfit you were wearing? It's pink. Pink? Okay. My eyes look red. It's okay. Sorry. It's fuchsia. Whatever. I was really looking at, like, how good the cleavage looked in that. Oh, yeah. And that's, like, pretty, you know, I wasn't wearing a bra or anything. Obviously. And I fully condone that. Grab the ass. That's nice. You have full back.

You don't have a thong on, do you? Yes, I do. I saw panty lines. You just want me to prove it all the time. Yeah. He's a pain in the ass, isn't he? Jesus. So needy. So needy. I didn't touch her ass. Don't tell me I'm a pain in her ass. I didn't touch it. so we were just at a lost boards for that So needy, so needy. I didn't touch her ass. Don't tell me I'm pained in her ass. I didn't touch it. We were just at a loss for words for that second. Yeah, yeah. I was like, hmm, I don't know, man. Yeah, so needy. I remember the next time you want me to eat your pussy. Who's needy now, bitch?

I have many toys. Just to bring it back full circle. She'll be humping the air. She just waits till Sunday. No. I'll just have one speed dial one of my playmates. Are you afraid? Can you come over and fuck me? Before the phone hangs up. He's there. I feel like you do have some really good connections. Yeah, we've... She's got a lot of good play toys. People. That's what I meant. Yeah. Play toys. Play toys. Yeah. We can add a human element. Stunt dicks.

He has a mug he made that he engraved, because I have one that says hot wife on it, and he made one for a playmates that they had to carry a drink around. Well, for down at the pool. Yeah. You can't have glass down at the pool. You can't have glass. He has one that says stunt dick a plastic cup or whatever. So, you know, took one of the tumblers that, you know, like a coffee one. Do you have a sign that says, like, no glass at the pool area for all of you? No, I just tell you. For all the members. For all the members.

Because, yeah, if someone drops a glass and it breaks in the pool, we have to drain the whole pool. Yeah. That's like 500 bucks. Easily. Take the risk. Ooh, no. No, thank you. No, thank you. A 500-500 deposit on a glass, just take it to the pool. No, but don't you have it like at the vacuum? No. But there's no guarantee it's going to get the glass. Gotcha. And again, it goes through the filters and stuff like that. Yeah, it'll shred it. Yeah, I think that's like thousands of dollars. You have a lot of people on bare feet. There's solo cups down there.

You can have a glass in the pool pool house Pour it into a solo cup and throw the glass away And then take the solo cup out What do you mean a tumbler Kind of like this one that's really cute that you got me That's you know I should make her one that says squirt Squirt But he has a stunt dick on it One of my friends sent me a picture of one of the Pokemon. Okay. Squirtle. Squirtle. I don't know your Pokemon. I was dying laughing. Oh, yeah. I know the name. I don't know what it looks like. Dying laughing. Is that Squirtle? Squirtle. That's cute. And people wouldn't know either.

They'd just think, oh, it's Pokemon. I might have to change your name on my phone now. It's to Squirtle. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. And you know when your phone rings and it says the name? Yes.

Squirtle that's pretty good that's pretty good oh you know when your phone rings and it says the name yes it's a squirtle or or mickey i have the british accent on my phone i love it because i you know i improv into accents all the time anyways so i did it to one of my friends he's like what the fuck you know we're having sex and I'm like can you do a little bit harder now British accents are sexy so that's not going to slow it down that's that's going to end it that much faster anyway you slow it down make it fun you sound like my ex-wife it's like oh well it's done now it It's done now.

It just went limp. It didn't finish. It just ended. Boom. Went into hiding. Or your sister-in-law who does have a British accent. That'll end it, too. Look at her face. Wait. You don't like the British accent? No, I love the British accent. I thought you were being facetious. No, no. It comes from my sister-in-law. I don't.

It's awkward if it makes you think about her it didn't until she said something oh he's like oh no now if you were british accent and had no chin then i think you're my sister-in-law we were talking about turtle sex the other day and i really feel like you you know downgrading this position i am i am a horrible it's just the closer the better like to me it works for you get in where you fit in I'm trying to play with all the tools and toys I got there at that point well you know we're also looking at it from a more no even before we videotaped it when I'm involved I don't do turtle I don't mind it, but now that I'm seeing it as...

It could be like the deepest, most like... It's not. Visually, it's terrible. They don't get in as far, unless they're pulling your legs up. If they're pulling your legs up in turtle sex, then they can get in deeper.

But if, like what I'm saying, where if you're laying there, and how and and it's like this okay whiteboard here maybe you need to draw pictures for us where's the little whiteboard anyway if if it's the missionary position but instead of being humped over and looking like a goddamn turtle shell on top of the woman right if he just sits up on his knees a little bit more okay so he's he's vertical but his dick's still in you and he's pumping. One, he can get all the way in. Two, he can now have your legs. He can be massaging your legs. He can rub your feet. He can lick your feet.

He can play with your tits easier. Oh my God. I told you. He can take a vibrator, hold a vibrator on your quit while he's fucking you. Oh, yes. I don't even know what we're talking about anymore i hear options and where were we like i said um yeah there's a lot more there's a lot of toys yeah you have no idea what i bring to the table you know what i honestly think um that your panties are completely shot now yes um but also that because you know i have these conversations and i get excited okay and i'm sure a lot of people do but um i would i would Thank you.

um but also that because you know i have these conversations and i get excited okay and i'm sure a lot of people do but um i would i would i think that a lot of people in this lifestyle have a great fucking imagination because it like drives you right or you know you can really you have this these ideal these images in your head and like it just takes you away sometimes yeah well that's when um i kept saying we have this massage table i've said this story a hundred times and i yelled at vince we bought this massage table i'm like we're never going to use it tell me what you don't help me for we have fucked i have fucked on that massage table probably a thousand times we take it everywhere we could use it but that bucks.

She's like, we take it everywhere. You never know when there's going to be pop-up sex. Hey, we go to my mom's house, just put the table up. You hear for a massage? No, but Donna might want to fuck somebody. We're doing like photos. Mailman might come to the door. Donna's going to fuck them right here, Mom. No, we took it into an abandoned house. Well, I'm not going to fuck on the floor of this abandoned house. It's just gross and filthy. So we set up the massage table, and you've got this cool background, but you're in this freaking, you know, abandoned building.

And I kept telling him, I'm like, Vince, I'm like, when I do reverse cowgirl, my arms are just too short. I don't get good, I don't get a good grip.

And I'm like, if I just had something overhead, you know, like a rope or something, he's like, or something he's like ding he created a trapeze bar with a piece of pvc and a chain with a with a what are those hooks called um this hook there's uh carabiner with a carabiner and we he put a hole you know a screw eye up in the beam of our sunroom and now I have a pole i can hold on to for reverse calc and i can really get really get gripped and then my body's all open so the guy can come up and massage me and it looks visually it's very visually attractive that's what he's drawing pictures now sex that's great but that's not the turtle but if he lays, it's the turtle.

Then draw this turtle then. The turtle is just him in... See, I like to feel everything. The turtle is when he's on top like that. Yeah, like that. But see, what I'm saying is when he's on top, you might get kissing and you get fucking. That's it. But then she can feel his body on. Yeah, I want to feel his body. I want to feel all the skin around my clit, the top of my clit, like everywhere. How small is this guy if you fit all his skin around your clit? No. Your pussy's not that big. He can't, like, climb in there and, like, whee, look at me. I want to feel it. All of it.

Like, get some friction. I get that Yeah. I don't want you to just, like, poke at me. No. But like I'm saying, but there's so much more. Now you have your hands able to do things. And, you know, again, whether you're using them to massage. So combine that with, like, a body massage. So now you put lotion or oil, and he's massaging you and your tits and everything else. Wow, he's fucking you. That's why we need the spice of life. A little bit of you, a little bit of what I think. Donna, leave the room. Go get the camera. I'll go get the camera.

You know, again, I'm telling you, because Donna will tell you, it's like a fish out of water. If she's getting fucked and I put a vibrator on her clit while I'm fucking her, it's like, I have to put one hand in the air like a rodeo. It's like, you I can last eight seconds I made it It can get violent Then I have to hog tie her afterwards And I have the big belt buckle The hog tying is definitely The winner of my book Yeah and that's why I like a dominant male. Because for those instances... Take your dress off. For those instances... Show up, take your dress off. He's trying to be dominant.

That's being bossy. For those instances where it's almost like a fight to come or... Welcome to the Vince Hot Husband Podcast. Trophy. The trophy husband. What was I saying? Special need trophy. For those instances, you know, like a dominant male, like you're coming, your body is like fucking spasming. You know, because there are, I think, some good things that come with age.

And I think the orgasms get better sure that's true we've talked that was the we wanted you on the show for that but we'd covered it one of the last shows was why sex is better when you're mature when you're mature because you appreciate your orgasms are stronger i think and actually mean more oh, you have, you're more in tune with your body. She's rubbing her thighs now. We're getting closer and closer to the crotch. Oh, my God. I love this show. Oh, my goodness. But, yeah, I mean, your orgasms, you're more in tune.

Like, now I can express to my lover what I need to have an orgasm, like, he understands it and it's not like oh do what you want it's it's like no i need you to do x i need you you know the strong tongue i need to have this i need the whole fist in my ass the whole fist in my ass just one finger not just one finger oh my god i ain't doing it here you know i need the whole football team now serving number five for the coaching number six to the bedroom please number six to the bedroom you know i i noticed that men love like i'm way more aggressive you know like i really just hey i think you know you have to create your own happiness so yeah yeah just let me see beautiful woman great body love sex being forward yeah no wouldn't like that never never gonna give me the fat ugly woman who doesn't want sex every time no but i think some people aren't you know they can be intimidated by it but i'm just like do this you know it's every goddamn man you want you're responsible for your own orgasm yeah you gotta get it and you know what i i hate it when guys don't don't verbalize what they want it's the same thing you know and guys don't what they always say is like oh you know i get i get excited off of you getting excited every guy says that and that's true i get excited off of uh you know sucking their cock and and seeing them get excited i do too in all fairs there's times that like like we'll be doing a lot of yard work or whatever right and like we've talked about earlier in the day about messing around donna's like i'm really tired she says how about i just give you a blow job we'll just go to bed and a lot of times it's like no forget it why?

I want to be with somebody and it's going to sound wrong but it's not how I mean it no you want to be with somebody who's in the game you know I don't need the mercy blowjob and generally if she's tired I'm pretty shot in the ass myself yeah pretty much but you know I, you know, I'm definitely willing to. You know, it's like. I don't need to have an orgasm. Like, if we're going to mess around, you know, and it's like, all right. Okay, Mickey. I'll mess around with you. But, you know, as soon as we get done, I can leave. You know, you're going to be like, well, really?

You know, you want it to be a little. Right, a little more special. Yeah, like my ex-wife was notorious for one time.

She said to me, you know you're gonna be like well really you know you want it to be a little right a little more special yeah like my ex-wife was notorious for one time she said to me you know because i'm not a three second you know guy you know and she'd be into it you know we're 20 minutes into it and she's like can you think of something sexy so you can come so we can go to sleep it's like Well, it just ended that one Yeah, I'll tell you what though Like if I'm sucking cock Hey, i love it and b and b even if i didn't want to have sex i will i do now yeah okay she said now takes me it takes me you know it takes me somewhere because i'm you and physically.

Oh, fuck. Yeah. Yes. I don't know if you're going to have one. Is there a wet spot on that couch? I got a puppy pad down. Can I pet your puppy? Kitty pad. Sorry. That's awkward. Well, now we're awkward. We're not at inappropriate and this comes off it's washable so is your panties I'm getting ready to do a laundry load I need more things what color are those? what color are yours? what color load are you doing? white at this point all colors I'll go dirty whatever colors I need to I don't know. What kind of load are you doing? White at this point. All colors.

I'll go dirty whatever colors I need to. So, Don, I wanted to ask you. I know one, but I have his white. I took it off subject, but I did want to ask you the other day. Do you love like a huge load? Oh, God, yes. Is it just like such a compliment? It's such a compliment. Don't look at me. I have no answer. He's like, no, keep your load away from me. Some guys are like when we interview guys that we're going to play, We'll be right back.

such a compliment don't look at me i have no answer he's like no keep your load away from me um some guys are like when we uh interview guys that we're going to play with you know we will tell them hey you know come on my face come on you know i saw my face and my hair on my chest i mean we have people cream pies cream pies and on cream pie wherever i mean whatever floats your boat but we we've been with some people remember you can only come from the bottom of my neck to my belly button if you're gonna jerk off the one one years ago we shot porn with she's like no not on my face not on my face you know just you know not to my chin but from base my neck down to my belly button that's it yeah it's like yeah they're the messier the better like you can't be inhibited no it used to be a little bit like when you first started this you were like oh i don't want a guy coming in my mouth and stuff and he's like well one guy did and it wasn't that bad oh no this other guy like kind of like you know held my head and i loved it mind you but you know i'm also apparently like i mean a little you know on the um i like the little aggressive side a lot of it They're a little more submissive.

A lot of it. So see, this party that, you know, on the, um, I like the little aggressive side, a lot of it, a little more submissive, a lot of it. So see this party that we're going to on the 17th is going to be more ideal for you. Yeah. I could be a little borderline BSN possibly. I'm not really sure, but I definitely liked, you know, a little pain with my pleasure. Oh, then you're going to want to, like, if we go to Exotica, you want to, want to go to that area and check out stuff. Yes. I did. Yeah. We're going to buy tickets.

I do want to like if we go to exotica you want to want to go to that area and check out stuff yes i did yeah we're gonna be flogged again can i flog you you have to be trained it's not just i mean these people are trained professionals sign me up training i don't do it i don't do it so well i think that the training itself takes years but there's professionals there that will flog you they'll strap strap you to the spanking bench. Stop it. And, oh, yeah. And he's got this one. We have video of the one from Exotic where she got flogged, yeah. Oh, he was amazing.

It was like getting massaged with all these tenders. That's what I heard. But then you're like, oh, this is just so relaxing. And then he'd come up and snap it on your clit. And it's like, oh, just that little bit of pain. Oh, it was invigorating. Wow, they snap it on your clit? Yeah, like on your pussy. Now you have to wear panties. I learn something new every day in this world. Yeah, it was amazing. But these are trained professionals. BDSM is not just being smacked around.

And these people that has the party, they're incredibly trained, knowledgeable people that when I first was introduced introduced to the bdsom world i had to go through like one night of kind of like training to figure out what my tolerance was for pain you know and and do the safe words they just use you know yellow we could set that up red yellow green that kind of we could set that up get uh bob to do one night of uh introduction to be what they They don't call it BDSM. They call it power exchange. Which means you have to relinquish power to them, your power to them, and trust them.

It's fine. Oh, yeah. They're not going to hurt you. They're not going to do anything you don't want done to you. I like it. That makes it great. And you'd be blindfolded the whole time. Oh, that was amazing. I like, you know, try anything new. Yeah. They were pretty amazing. That was a great experience. And then my birthday party, I was telling the hostess at that party, like, it was so erotic. You know, I was blindfolded the whole time. Yeah. And two hours of just people doing whatever they want. Three doms and three subs. Yep. Just teasing, pleasing her. And it wasn't even about the sex.

Those panties are a complete waste now, aren't they? There's no saving those panties. Yeah, no, no. Well, there was very little sex. There was very little penetration that happened. Really? Very little. It's not about... Nobody came on me, in me, near me, nothing. Oh, okay. Nothing. It could go that way, but they didn't. But it's more about edging, I guess, right? I think it's more about in this particular instance, it was more about the tease. You came. I did, but they didn't. They didn't. They came. It's about the sub's pleasure. Yes. It's not about them at all. Yeah.

Now, if you were to ask to be penetrated, they would. Oh, yeah. I'm sure. Yeah, we've killed an hour now. Oh, okay. So, we'll end this and we'll wrap up. We'll do another show with, hopefully, get Mickey over here. You doing it again? We'll get your couch wet again. Be nice. It's Seaworse, believe believe me I thought you said it was sea world right now it might be but that's not what I said it's sea worse anyway again we didn't promote Spunk Loop hell no I don't think we need to With many years, all right. So, again, we didn't promote Spunk Lube. Hell no. We didn't do our thing. Sorry.

I don't think we need to. Neither of you need lube, but the people who do need lube, try spunklube.com. Get their stuff. It's great stuff. Our live show is Sunday night at 9. You have to go to hotwifepodcast.online, USC, wherever Donna is. Check out hotwifed donnalyn.com brain fart deer and hopefully we'll be able to talk Mickey into shooting some stuff one of these days I'm bringing my friend I think it's time well you like watching others so, you like watching others, so you might like watching yourself and knowing you're being watched. Oh, maybe. We'll try it. You never know.

When you have people paying to see you. Yes. We put up a monitor. And you know if they're paying to see you, you know they're fucking jerking off to it. I guarantee you that's not in my mind in the bed. No. But afterwards, it's kind of hot. Yeah. I do like watching. We started putting up the monitor when we were shooting, and I found it very erotic. So, that's just me, though. So, again, thanks for everyone. The numbers keep jumping and blow us away every time. So, I'm going to say thank you. And everybody, have a great week. Thank you. Great to be here.