In this episode of the Hot Wife Podcast, hosts Donna Lynn and Vince discuss various themes surrounding relationships, intimacy, and the dynamics of adult interactions. They share personal anecdotes, engage with listener feedback, and explore the excitement and allure of meeting new partners. The conversation also touches on the challenges of content creation and the significance of surprise gifts in their lives. In this conversation, the speakers explore the dynamics of social interactions at parties, particularly in the context of intimacy and erotic experiences. They discuss the challenges of focusing on one person amidst distractions, the excitement of unexpected encounters, and the surprises that come with intimacy, such as grooming and jewelry. The conversation also touches on the unique sounds of pleasure and the thrill of new experiences in the lifestyle, emphasizing the joy and unpredictability of these interactions.TakeawaysThe podcast is intended for adult audiences only.Content creation can be challenging, especially with platform restrictions.Surprise gifts can have a significant emotional impact.Listener engagement is crucial for community building.The allure of the unknown can enhance excitement in new encounters.Personal anecdotes can make discussions more relatable.Maintaining a sense of humor is important in adult conversations.Exploring intimacy requires open communication and trust.The hosts appreciate feedback and stories from their listeners.The dynamics of adult relationships can be complex and varied. Parties can be overwhelming due to distractions.One-on-one interactions can be more enjoyable.The social dynamics at parties create a unique atmosphere.Unexpected encounters can lead to exciting experiences.Surprises in grooming and jewelry can enhance intimacy.The thrill of the unknown adds to the excitement of intimacy.Sounds of pleasure can be both unique and loud.The newness of experiences is a key aspect of the lifestyle.Being in the moment is essential for enjoyment.Embracing the unpredictability of encounters can lead to joy.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/hot-wife-podcast-and-the-swinger-lifestyle--5343522/support. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Welcome to the Hot Wife Podcast, where we dive into discussions about relationships, intimacy, and everything in between. Before we begin, we want to make it clear that the views expressed on this podcast are solely those of the host and guests, and should be taken as opinions, not professional or medical advice. Additionally, we remind all listeners that this podcast is intended for adults over the age of 18.
Unauthorized rebroadcast of this show is in the room with me tonight of course no matter what the restraining order says yeah that it says it should be what a hundred feet between us or 50 yards or something and feet yards inches i don't know i can't measure what's a restraining order amongst not friends exactly that's how you get all your little uh your little autographs that's it my collection of autographs they're all pink slips or whatever color slips are i don't know i've never had a restraining order against me okay we'll pretend oh come on vince really we'll pretend yeah like i'm a stalker so for any of you who may have been following us um on our short-lived apparently uh youtube channel that guy has gotten taken down so i guess we're too vulgar i guess i don't know fuck them you know oh we have to bleep that out now yeah i mean we there was no real video we tried a couple times for your videotape donna um but due to her shoulder surgery and what have you um yeah i can't she can't even do her own hair i can't do my own hair we were just letting the audio wave kind of thing happen from uh uh podbean actually does that and uh youtube or somebody on YouTube determined that our show is not acceptable.
Oh, Vincent. I'm sure it was me. Bulgur. I'm pretty sure. So we're not on YouTube. I don't care. It's the second time we've been taken down from there. So the future holds the fact that we will shoot video in the future once Donna's better. And we'll just have it on the website and in the magazine. Yeah, welcome. So no one has to, you know, if we beeped everything that would make us acceptable, it would just beep. And the beep, beep. There'd be no I don't know.
acceptable it would just beep and the beep beep there'd be no nothing to record here but beeps and blips that'd be terrible we're not that bad i mean we don't i mean do we i don't know i don't know whatever i don't again it's fucking youtube pieces of shit maybe that's why it beat me maybe pieces of shit pieces of shit. Maybe that's why they beat me. Maybe pieces of shit. Pieces of shit. Whatever. It's not like we're, you know, come on. This is just our fun. We're not doing this for any income. Again, if we also had video up that was showing inappropriate things, I get it. I get it.
But it's just a wave form of a audio file and if i didn't say it yet you'd i think i said it though didn't i i i loud and clear honey loud and clear i have to spell it out f-u-c-k-i-o-u-t-u-b-e unlike the mayor of philadelphia you can't spell eagles say with me e seven three k g l exclamation point eagles stupid bitch anyway okay i got that out it just says what our school systems are like in this this area i guess i don't she's mayor. It doesn't matter. Okay, this is not a political show. No, it's not. But yeah, you should know how to spell eagles.
On a more exciting note, you got a gift in the mail. I did. It was a surprise. Yeah, we had no idea. I still don't know who it's from. It looked like a box of business cards. I was like, did you order business cards? I was like, why the fuck are you business cards? Yeah. So I opened it up, and it's a vibrating anal bead toy. Yeah. So it's the anal beads, but they're all kind of connected. So it starts out with a larger ball and goes to smaller ones. Don't you mean it starts out with smaller ones and goes to bigger ones? No.
Do you want it to start out with the fucking baseball and work its way down to a P? Is that how you insert it in your ass? It's like, I'm going? Well, it depends on what you're looking for. Maybe you go from big to big, or I don't know, small to big to not so big. But what I think is cool is it has that same kind of handle. It has like a loop handle, which is kind of cool. I mean, I haven't even taken it out of the box.
I just opened it up, it up and i was like wow this is cool who who sent it to me we didn't open it for my daughter good thing because it was like i i was like oh it's for earwax earwax yeah she's not that naive but the thing is i'm looking at the return address i don't know, oh my God, what? Yeah, we don't have a, I think I know who we got it from. I have no idea who we got it from. I checked with the one person who has been nice enough to send you. Yes. Send both of us. Yes. He didn't do it. Okay, he didn't do it. I'm pretty convinced because the. You think it's our Irish Viking.
Our Irish Viking friend. He knows our address at home. And he has been very, very thoughtful and gifting in the past. So I'm going to go with the Irish Viking. Okay. It's a mystery. It is a mystery. Until he emails us. Yeah, it says, hey, I'd like your new toy. Oh, so that's where it came from. But whoever sent it, thank you. They were really listening to the show. Because remember, I was complaining about the one anal bead toy that I had. When you usually complain about your asshole, you're talking about me. Well, not tonight. I'm talking about rubber toys. Oh, okay. Not you this time.
But yeah, the one, it was like, I loved it. It was great. And I remember I wore it out. I used it for all my webcaming shows where I did anal with, that kind of stuff. And it was like, perfect. Now you fall in love with something that just fits you like a glove, like an anal toy.
No, I got no experience with that i am proud to say nothing with that yep there's nothing that's going in my ass i'm like god i love that toy like a like a it's stupendous so nice the way it fits in there it's so gorgeous magical well you know like you know comfortable pair of shoes or a comfortable pair of jeans, something like that. Well, I had two of them, and the other one had balls on it, but they were elongated, and they were actually kind of too big to start off with. And then when you put it in, you feel this boom, boom, and I was like, ouch.
It was like a speed bump, you know, going into my ass. But I liked it because it was nice and firm. So when this one came in, it had the best of both worlds because it had the gradation balls that go from bigger to small, but it's still firm, but it looks like it's that material that would slide in really easy. Well, you're going to have to find out. I'm going to have to find out. So that was exciting. And it has the cool ring, so it's not going to get, you know, you can hold on to it easy. It has like a ring. It has a board you kind of like slap to your ass so it doesn't fall in.
It has a GPS tracker. Tracker. In case it falls into the abyss. Oh, the tracker says it's somewhere near the heart. Well, it is what it is. But I was very surprised. That tickled me today, so that was cool. Well, it would have won your ass. It'll tickle me in other ways later on. I'm sure it will. Right now, I was surprised when I opened it up. I was like, oh, what's this? Oh, holy cow. But I still don't know who sent it to me, so I guess we'll find out. My money's on the Irish Viking. Okay, we'll see. You never know. No, you don't know. Interesting. So that was cool.
That was kind of a surprise. Yeah, you're getting closer and closer to... Being having a normal life again. Well, I would never say that. Okay. Having it back to... Hey, so if you want to reach out to us, info at hotwifepodcast.com. Again, we're hearing from people all the time and appreciate that. Yeah. The one gentleman who we addressed his issue about kind of being a cuckold. Right, right. Reached out and we gave him some other advice off air. And he has made it work for him. Oh, I like hearing that. He is in a pleasurable situation, apparently. Good. Whatever floats your boat. That's good.
Yeah. You only go around once, man. Yeah. Be true to yourself. Enjoy life. If you want to reach out to us with questions, comments, show ideas, info at hotwifepodcast.com. The new magazine, the new 50shadesofpleasure.com is out there. It's free. If you want to check it out, please do. Some interesting Halloween stuff in there. A lot of videos. Halloween stuff? I guess I said Valentine's Day stuff. I think you need to check your headphones. You know, I think my headphones are off. I don't think. Apparently, I don't know why you would hear at Halloween. Clearly said Valentine's Day.
Clearly said Valentine's Day. I don't know what else is going on with you. I don't know either, but. But, hey, so Saturday is, we're going to the house party. Oh, okay. Now it's got to be a social visit, really. You know, because you're still. Oh, yeah, yeah.'re still laid up, so to speak, not in a good way. I don't need to set things back anymore. Nope. I need to. The doctor said, relax, behave. I'm relaxing and behaving, sort of. Yeah, within reason. Within reason. You know, so I can't have any more setbacks. Another stress fracture would just piss me off. Yeah, I wouldn't be happy either.
Mm-mm. No. Not to mention it, it's not fun. It's not like, you know, you don't know about it. It's like, oh, my God, I can't move my arm. I mean, I can't move anything. So we got that going for us. Yeah, just great kid. So. Tonight's topic, or do you want to do something else? Okay. This one actually kind of has talked about before a little bit. It is the allure of the unknown.
And that being like when you were meeting a new playmate, you know, that the buildup of meeting them and playing with them for the first time, the excitement levels, just the allure of an excitement and maybe nerve-wracking of what you don't know about them. I know for me, there's usually, before I meet somebody, sometimes there's a lot of texting going back and forth or sexting going back and forth. It's different. Let's use the house party. Oh, the house party. Oh, that kind of unknown, sure. Where you see someone, you have no idea.
Oh, yeah, no texting, no, there's no, you don't know their name. Yeah, you go to a club or whatever. Yeah, exactly. You just get the initial visual. Oh, yeah, it's just raw. So, you know, once they find out that I've locked the front door and they have no out. They kind of succumb to your desires, is that it? Is that what you're trying to say? They give in? Excuse me, mist, is this smelling cooler for me? Is that your come online? Eventually. That's terrible. You shouldn't joke about that, Vince. That's not even funny. I am joking. There's no such thing as it.
But yeah, no, when you see someone, you know, you may or may not have attraction. Right, exactly. But you might have that level of attraction like, eh, what the hell? Right, right. Might not be like, oh, fuck yeah. Right. be like, oh, fuck yeah. Right, right. You know, I know personally I've had that experience where women weren't necessarily, what's the word I want to say? Knocking down the doors to get to you. Yeah, like I was underrated, you know. Right, right. I was a fat kid at the kickball game. Yeah, I get it. You know? Yeah, your last one picked.
They kind of like, you know, kind of gloss over you a little bit. And then once word gets out that I can kick the shit out of the ball. Then all of a sudden they want you on your team. Yeah that yeah so that's how it happens sometimes sometimes but i mean with you i mean you've played with uh a few men in your day shut up make it's like i'm a slut few men in your day and uh thank you i feel so much better about now. That's not my job. I know. My happiness should come from me. That's it. I need to make myself happy. But now I have a new toy, so now I can. Go. Okay, please continue. I'm sorry.
No.
But, yeah, I mean, someone that, you know, it's like, like hey he's a nice guy in a ring but then all of a sudden it's like you get that real like never saw that coming oh yeah you you get that quite a um uh more often than not more often than not oh really yeah i mean usually um i was just thinking about um uh the one guy played with at the one party and i i kept licking his balls and he kept giggling and squirming and i wasn't expecting that i i found that very uh titillating for me like his response to me was was very exciting very erotic i know he was just like giggling and whatever but every time i licked his balls he went he like squirmed and um oh my god it was almost like he was uh turning himself inside out you know i get that yeah it was really that that response to me i found very uh very erotic surprising in a good way in a good way it was kind of sure yeah that was kind of fun that was definitely kind of fun uh there's always like um guys especially at parties where for me parties are kind of difficult because there's so much going on that it's really easy to be distracted.
So sometimes all my concentration isn't on that person because, you know, you can see somebody in the corner of your eye coming by and you see people doing other things like across the room, which is kind of distracting. So I don't sometimes I feel like it's almost overwhelming like there's too much uh stimuli in a circumstance like that that i really can't enjoy that person so sometimes i'd almost rather do a one-on-one like when we have a playmate come over here and i can concentrate on that one person or two people or football team you know what i'm saying well saying? Yeah, well, whatever.
Yeah, whatever. We have that thing from the deli upstairs, you know, now serving number. Now serving, yeah. Yeah. That's finally the problem with parties. But the distractions are also kind of erotic too. Oh, they are. They are. I'm not saying they're not, but it's hard to focus on one thing and like what one person did when there's all this other sexual energy going on around you, which is kind of fun because you're, like, kind of in the mix. You're, like, in the stew with all these bodies and, you know, people walking by, people stopping.
And sometimes they just, you know, if they know you, they'll just come by and, you know, kind of, like like jump in for a second you know oh yeah yeah there's been times like i'm going down on a woman or something like that and another one comes over and it's like oh my god so what sexy watching you come and they start kissing and licking nipples oh that's and while she's bent over someone's banging that one in the butt you know or pussy or whatever yeah because there one time i was sitting there some and the host came by and he just kind of like casually put his dick in my face i don't think casually casually to do well like later on he's like oh i didn't think you were gonna be sucking my dick and i was like well you put your dick in my face yeah kind of what happens they're gonna bite it or suck it so you know i i'm not much of a biter so i'm just saying sucking is what i do so you know that was that's always kind of fun but he was like i didn't think you were going to do that well what did you want me yeah what do you want me to do i guess it was a nice surprise what i maybe he thought maybe i just fondle him or, you know, pet him.
I don't know. I don't know. Is he going? Yeah. Maybe. But, yeah, it's definitely a different environment. Sure. Exciting. But, yeah, the unknown because there's so many unknowns in a party situation. Yeah. I mean, you see them, like, upstairs when it's more like the food is and everybody's kind of dressed, you know, more sexy, but, you know, clothes basically stay on upstairs for the most part. Well, the neighbors and whatever. Yeah, yeah, it's more like a social. Then you see them down in the dungeon where all the sex is going on. It's like, I'm real careful about calling that a dungeon.
It's not really a dungeon. It's not. It's just the basement. They have a St. Andrews cross and some PDSM stuff, but it's not. I think there's more regular sex. Oh, there's a lot more regular. Yes, absolutely. There's no doubt about that. But then you see, you know, somebody after they take their clothes off what, what they have. So that's always kind of fun. Especially it's like, oh, I saw him up there. Now what? But you know, to me, like one of the best examples of what we're talking about is, do you remember the one mature woman, that blondish, whitish hair? Yes, yes.
And I got to go play with her. Yes. And she had softest, smoothest skin. This pussy. Oh, my God. I know exactly what you're talking about. Not that I thought I was going to go lick a burlap bag. That would be me. So, anyway. Asshole. That's pretty tough, too. That's pretty tough, too. Burlap bag.
porcupine but um yeah i mean like that and and she smelt real nice too yeah that's always nice you know i don't know what lotion she used but every woman should be issued that so but um or you you see a woman and then you get her pants off and all of a sudden there's like all sorts of jewelry down there. Oh yeah, it's like, oh, where'd this come from? Well, a piercing guy, apparently. A piercing guy, yeah, absolutely. But that's one of those things like. It's kind of him. Kind of erotic. It is.
She looks like a school marm and here she is like, you know, like the night watchman with all these keys dangling down there. Yeah, that's always a surprise. Yeah. you know, like the night watchman with all these keys dangling down there. Yeah, that's always a surprise. Yeah. Or women that all of a sudden they have a big meaty quit and pussy and it's like fucking thing sitting there kissing you back. Oh, that's nice. Oh, I like it. I mean, who wouldn't? I mean, really, that's really hot. You know, if you're not into pussy. That's true. Okay, yeah. You're no friend of mine. Yeah, no.
I'm not opposed to it, that's for sure. Yeah, when it's like all engorged with blood like that, you know that they're there. They're into it for sure. Oh, especially when it's like slipperier than hell. Oh, yeah. You know, yeah, when everything's engorged and slippery. I'm getting chills. Stop that. When it's like slipperier than hell. Oh, yeah. You know, yeah, when everything's engorged and slippery and it's, yeah. I'm getting chills. Stop that. The heater's on. I know. Yeah, no, that's a surprise. That is definitely a surprise. That's a good surprise.
You know, where you sit there and go, okay, again, before you see them naked, are they shaved? Are they trimmed? Or are they au natural? Yeah. You don't know. The problem is when you don't know, and all of a sudden you go, they're au natural. It's like, shit. Well, for you, that's kind of like a, mm. It's like, ooh. Oh. Oh, wait, I think I hear my mom calling. Well, with guys, it's the same thing, because, you know, they're walking around with something on, you know, whether it's, you know, those little boxer briefs or whatever they're wearing.
Sometimes they'll, you know, sometimes they're almost fully dressed. You just don't know, you know, until they start taking everything off. It depends on what their comfort level is with being scantily clad or fully dressed or somewhere in between and and you know you can see a bulge or whatever but you don't know until is that socks is this a sock drawer or what so you until you pull it down i think that's probably a big turn onon for me. Socks? Yes, absolutely, the socks. Does he wear tube socks? The kind with heels. Oh, my God. Does he have the calf suspenders? The garters. Sock garters.
I'm so wet right now. You didn't give a girl a chance yep that's hot for me but no you're pulling his drawers down and I always like to rub a guy on top let's be kinky let's leave those to pens on. Come on, Vince, you're running it for me. Oh, I'm sorry. Okay. Oh, I was going, bleh. You're just so not great. You could ruin a wet dream, I swear to God.
But if he's wearing those little slinky boxer briefs, they're kind of like a Lycra boxer brief kind of a thing so you can see the bulge so you can like when you rub on top of it it's like okay what's what's going on under here like what's what's in what's the package you know what's what's hidden underneath this little skinny fabric and sometimes you can see like the outline of his dick and you're like fuck? Okay, what's going on there? So it's not until you pull it down, and, like, the head of his dick just, like, boop, pops right out. That's always a fun thing for me. It's like, ooh.
That's what I always like. Okay. Not my thing. It's yours. Oh, yeah. But you even say that when you're watching me and I do that you're like oh i know that's no you know that's what i like when it's someone uh first time and like especially like when i've been videotaping yeah because i know i the pleasure part is actually watching your face right because you're excited to see what's what the fun's going to be what the fun's going to be And so then when you pull it down, you're like, oh, here we go. Ba-ding! So you never know what you're going to get. Is he cut? Is he uncut? Is he shaved?
Some guys are hesitant to shave everything down there so they'll be hopefully well-groomed, which is fine. But you never know you never know you might get you know there's a couple that were this big hairy mess and I was like oh that is such a disappointment for me that's a disappointment yeah sorry well it's more of a disappointment if the balls aren't shaved um for you you know what I'm because like if you're giving the guy a head and he's Thank you.
um for you no you know what i'm because like if you're giving the guy a head and he's not shaved up top but his balls are shaved you get a lot of hair in your mouth that way um i think i get a lot of hair if the top is not groomed not the balls the balls are actually fine usually there isn't as much hair on balls from my experience with my limited experience with sucking dick and licking balls what today limited experience today shut up it doesn't seem like there it's my god i hope there's not as much hair on the balls as there is on the top. And you got to like. It depends.
I mean, like I'm always like sliding like down the cock to push the hair down so I'm not sucking it in. Because then you get a hair in your mouth, you know. It's like, I'm sorry. That's just not fun for me. Just, you know, gagging is not fun. Gagging that way is not fun. Okay? Okay. All right. You say so. So, yeah, you never know what you're going to get. And sometimes it's like, woo-hoo, and other times it's like, ooh, woo-hoo. That's not so good. Oh, yay. We're going to. You know what? In those circumstances, though, I push through. I just, but it's me personally, it's not my cup of tea.
I get it. I'm not going to be totally offended and be like, okay, forget it. I'm leaving. But I won't be as happy. I won't be as fulfilled. I can't explore. You know what I'm saying? You know, when I'm sucking your dick, I like to be able to run my tongue around where the basis of the cock is.
And if it's all nice and shaved, it's a delight to run my tongue around there and it's all full of hair like it's like look at a carpet i might also go down there and get on my hands and knees and look at the carpet you know and then i feel like a cat coughing up a hairball which is not fun but like if they're all shaved especially if it's like freshly shaved. Why do you keep pointing at me? Because they're shaved.
Your man likes to shave yeah not recently yeah not as much as we you know but whatever i mean in general that we like things shaved up especially for you know play time for sure do you know i think um one of the most unique aspects of the unknown of playing with someone, besides all the stuff we mentioned, is the noises they make. Oh, that's true. That's when I was talking about the guy when I was licking his balls. He kept giggling and squirming. Yeah, the noises. Oh, how about the young lady we had up on the veranda? Oh my God God. Screaming bloody murder? That's just a noise.
That was 9-1-1. I'm sure somebody called 9-1-1. I'm really surprised. The cops come up and go, no, that's not murder. She was, I thought I was loud. No. Nope. I am quiet. Yeah belted it out yeah like we she had to take our friend's shirt and stick it in our mouth because it still was loud it still was loud holy cow her old friend angina was pretty fucking loud oh yeah holy shit yeah jesus christ i was videotaping her over at her place she had the windows down and i and I swear the neighbors were probably still outside going, what the fuck? They know what they're doing. And don't get me wrong.
Actually, I think that's really hot. I think it's really hot, too. But you can't be discreet if you're allowed. How would you respond if you're outside and you hear our neighbors doing that? I would giggle. I'd be cheering them on. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'd be like, I know what they're doing. Both our neighbors wouldn't do that. Oh, they wouldn't be outside having sex I don't think they have sex that incurs noise period They go into a room where it's noise proof So nobody can hear them I think they'll schedule their sex six months in advance Alright honey I think maybe May 13th is free.
I think I have like 15 minutes I can give you. Oh, a whole 15 minutes? Well, we'll have 4.2. Okay. Anyway. All right, well, so that was the interesting, that was our topic was to talk about, we touched on another show, the newness of it, but still it's something really erotic. It is. It's part of the fun of being in the lifestyle is the newness of experiences and people. And the surprises that you find while you're playing with them, with the jewelry or butt plugs. You might get to play with someone that you would think would never have given you the time of day before. Oh, you think?
I mean, look at the one friend we had here on her birthday. Oh, okay. On my birthday, sorry. On your birthday, yeah. You know, I've never anticipated anything like that ever happened. No. You know, and it's like, wow. You never know, right? No, that's what I'm saying. You don't know. No. Anyway. All right. Well, again, check out 50shadesofpleasure.com, the free magazine, the Valentine's Day issue. We're Halloween. I don't know what holiday he's thinking about. Whatever. Does it matter? No. No. It's free. Read it. Have fun. Bunch of videos. Enjoy them. Yeah, from YouTube.
They talk about sexual things, and they're up. They're up running, but I don't know. They might bleep the shit out of their videos. I went through part of it, and you know what? I think they're more professional, and they're more mindful. They're more mindful of their speech. Kiss my fucking ass, YouTube. Exactly. Lick my hairy balls. Your balls are not hairy. Not that hairy. A little hairy. Not too bad. Right now they're pretty hairy. I don't think they're that bad. They're not that bad. Whatever. It doesn't matter. That's got to be a bitch to shave. Oh, they are.
We should go into a whole other show. Oh, we'll do a whole other show on grooming. A bitch of grooming men's testicles. They have to come out with something that you just sit your balls in.
They have all sorts of new shaving things for men's testicles they have to come out with something that you just sit your balls they have all sorts of new shaving things for men's grooming and stuff i don't know um anybody wants to mail it to us let us know info about hot wave podcast let's be happy to try it out we'll give a shot what the fuck you know i'm gonna show you the pictures are your before and afters if If I bleed heavily, we'll have a lawsuit, but, you know. Yeah, that's definitely a whole topic for another show, I'm thinking. Yeah, the pros and cons of trimming. Yeah, there we go.
That's the next show. That's the next show. All right. All right. Hey, everyone. Thanks. Info Hot Wife Podcast. Love to hear from you. So stay horny. Okay. Have a good night everybody
