Under the Influence

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hello everybody this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast of course i'm here with my oh my doofus husband vince i'm not gonna say the truth comes out okay you're over there making all kinds of weird would i do that do you have any witnesses no okay well you're like waving your hands and doing kinds of silly things so i never I never know what you're doing. I don't know either. That's a scary part. I'm under the influence. Oh, and that brings us into today's topic already. We'll go over all the other stuff first. Get that out of the way. Yeah, let's get that out of the way. So.

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If I'm not mistaken since like 2017. Wow. They've been around for a while. So we'll see. I emailed them today and waiting to hear back from them. Hopefully they won't just ignore us like so many others do. We're waiting to hear back, uh, schedule a, another interview with a, um, a sexual, um, expert. Wow.

So we're going to hear back on that expert so we'll see but um anyway so as we were starting to drink early today due to the bad weather and pain of getting older what pain of getting older say this isn't true i wish i could um yeah oh came up with a topic as i poured another bourbon go figure sex under the influence oh yeah okay so first off the bat we're not encouraging anyone to drink or do any form of any type of drug we're just talking about our personal experience. Yeah, our personal experience. It is.

I can't say what anyone else experiences or what you should be doing, especially if you're at a party and you're under the influence, you should not be driving. Oh, absolutely. That's just a no-brainer. Well, got to say it because... Don't drink and drive, people. Don't do drugs and drive. Don't smoke pot and drive, et cetera, et cetera. If you're going to go to a party and really imbibe, plan on sleeping there, okay? Or Ubering home or whatever. But again, there's even problems with that. Sometimes people don't realize how they get when they're inubriated. You can make life difficult.

Don't invite any hassle. Or just don't overdo it. That'll be the mature thing you do.

anyway so my question is okay we'll start with alcohol okay because that's all i can speak to i've never really done drugs right okay other than ibuprofen does sex change for you when you're drinking alcohol and in what ways oh yeah absolutely it changes absolutely does well it's we always please expand upon i'm just i'm getting there mr smart ass you just shut up you get to be a nasty bitch honey i was a nasty bitch before that this is the first time you've seen it no no it's a it we always call it our lubricant and if you have just a drink or two like a you know just one or two drinks before any kind of um you know sex i i think it uh it certainly makes things flow a little better you're a little more loose you It brings down your ambition yeah any kind of ambitions you might have or you know it kind of lowers uh yeah i think just makes you more pliable does it make it more enjoyable um i don't know if it makes it more enjoyable it i guess in that aspect yes it does now it does again everyone reacts about they act differently with alcohol than the next person okay like you say that i'm a big lover of of brown liquor i i some people can't drink that some people get violent with it and i know people like that um i fought people like that um so again we're just talking about personal experiences right well i just think one or two drinks before an encounter just two drinks for you and two drinks for me are two different types of two two different levels what two drinks in my case it's going to be one shot in a glass so an ounce one ounce one ounce alcohol however you want to water it down total two ounces two ounces perfect it's like you loosen up you start to like oh yeah okay all the pains of the day are gone you're a little more a little more pliable you're you know more engaging so it it just takes the edge off and that's all i need i don't need to be like you, you know, knocked down.

Inegrated, yeah. Yeah. I don't need to be drunk. You want to remember the sex. Unless it's with you that I have roofies right by the bed. Like a bowl of M&M's. Oh, my God. I'm popping those things like Tic Tacs.

Now, here's the thing that I found out that out between the alcohol and if I do tinctures and I of like i don't i'm not a big pot smoker because it does i get cotton mouths really bad but you even get it with the tinctures from time to time cotton mouth and and sex for me just for me don't go together because your mouth is dry your mucous membranes dry moisture in your mouth you want moisture yeah you don't want to get it you don't want to get the grip on it yeah oh yeah i'm just talking about that i'm guessing Here we go. You don't want moisture in your mouth. You want moisture.

You don't want to get the complete grip on it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm just talking about it. I'm guessing. It's not from personal experience. Oh, nope, nope. I don't care what he tells you. So I prefer alcohol for that as opposed to pot. Okay. And for that. But I mean. Okay. Well, what? Okay.

Tell me the me the difference for you okay between sex after a couple drinks or sex after some tinctures it's it's the same except for the tinctures will give me will give me a cotton mouth sometimes okay it's very very similar there's no difference in like sensations or experiences or not really for me they're very very similar. There's no difference in sensations or experiences or feelings? No, not really. For me, they're very, very similar on the lower level.

I'm sure if I took more tinctures or more alcohol, there might be a greater difference, but I keep it within that two-drink realm or the one drop of tincture, which will last me five hours.

This is for people who might not know, because everyone is privy to oh yeah tinctures are they're a oil that you put sublingually which means it's under the tongue yeah it's like an oil they say oral oil or an oral well it is oral because you're putting it under your tongue oil oral oil right you put under your tongue and it's absorbed into the bloodstream by that method you don't reek like pot no not at all but it takes like an hour and a half for it to kick in but then it lasts like five hours for me for you for me and i just use one little drop and i will be at that level for a good i'll say the whole thing lasts five hours i'm probably up at that level for about three okay that's pretty good yeah it is pretty good i get like one little bottle will last me months i had one last me two years because i just didn't use that much of it you don't need to i don't need to so you know for that if you just want to take the edge off of things and that it does make it so you can you know you just loosen up a little bit i don't encourage people to use use alcohol or drugs as a crutch, but in a social environment, it's fine.

As long as you're responsible. Yeah. And you're abiding by local law. Whatever that might be. Yeah, well, you have a marijuana card. Yes, I do. So that's why it's waiting for you to have. My back pain, yada. Oh, getting older is so much fun. The husband pain. He's the biggest pain. The husband pain. They'll just issue that to you right out of the doctor's exam. They're just like, oh, you're married here. Who are you married to, Vince? It's like, oh, never mind. Here's your card. You get five cards. Yeah, so that does help. But the sensations are very, very similar.

I can't say one makes it any better. It doesn't make the sex necessarily better. I can only speak to alcohol. Does sex make it better for you if you drink than if you don't? I mean, you've always heard whiskey dick. That's why I'm trying to, you know. No, I don't. Well. Yeah.

I mean, it makes it, as far as whiskey dick goes, I that's i think it's more i have a harder time staying on target so it takes me longer to come when i drink oh oh that's weird you think you'd be able to even but even when i was like a lot younger if i was out drinking i actually got hornier right but again it would take me you know like you know like a normal sex session might have been let's say 15 minutes when i was younger but if i was drinking beer and stuff 45 minutes to an hour easily oh my god yeah and um so alcohol has a history of prolonging my orgasm than it does inhibiting.

Ah, I see. And again, I've never done ecstasy. I've always, ugh, I would never. It always sounded interesting to me, but the problem is that some of it is laced with heroin, I think it is. It depends on the design or drug. It can make it addictive. And, um you know so that always steered me away from that now but the attractiveness that I thought that would be kind of cool and I get it already from alcohol is I get that um touchy kind of like um I'm gonna I guess I would use the words almost more romantic. Mm-hmm, okay. Like, you know, wanting to touch and kiss deeper. Right, right.

You know, almost like the foreplay is definitely hotter than almost the sex is. Nope, I know what you mean. You know, and when I drink, it's that way. I mean, that's why when we go to the parties, I'm quite happy just performing oral because it's just, again, And I'll see you next time.

when i drink it's that way i mean that's why when we go to the parties i'm quite happy just performing oral because it's just again i'm not drunk i mean i have a couple couple bourbons so i'm happy right um and i'm just you know um it just heightens my senses so to speak Just that little bit, you know, and um yeah the arousal of what i'm able to give to women um is uh very rewarding yeah i can see that i can see um uh sometimes alcohol will make me more sometimes not always more focused i'm more focused into sucking some guy's dick i want to take it in deeper i want to you know i've never had that issue well i meant with the oral part with you with women okay that's you know i i feel like you could be more you're more focused with doing what you want to do because all the outside static of your life is kind of brushed away from being intoxicated slightly.

Alcohol never helps me kill my back pain. It just helps me not give a shit.

So, again, when I'm doing whatever it is I'm doing with the woman not back flips we know that no not i could do back flips in my best days um i'm able to definitely surpass the discomfort right back but you know the next day i pay for it as you know um i think we both do yeah but um yeah it seems like uh i'm just more in tune and you know like these women ask like you know how do you go at it for 45 minutes on each of us and yeah i don't even see the whole part you're down yeah but and again it's because i might have a slight a slight you know happy buzz and and that is just so energizing to me you know while these women are having one or two one or two orgasms yeah a dozen one or two dozen um it just said that enthralls me that just motivates me and it's kind of um yeah just uh i don't know it's that's like my reward well yeah i'm the thing is that you see because i've seen it you the the you can see the responses women are giving to you while you're giving them pleasure.

That just amplifies you to do more. Oh, especially when they're like, oh, no, okay, no more, yeah, he just keeps going. And they go, okay, okay, you know. Yeah, so that's. And I see it with what you do with these guys that, and I'm not taking anything away from any of the women at these parties. Okay, you're not taking anything away. You know, I find you, and these men find you, incredibly sexy woman. Maybe not today. Thank God this is in video. But when these guys, they see you at the parties, they're all very, I'm going to tell you my opinion, and I'm pretty sure it's the truth.

When you go to those parties, you are kind of like the popular girl. And here's your 20 bucks, dear. A 20? Oh, here's your $100. Keep it going. Oh. Keep it going. Here's your $3,000. There we go. All right. So, but no, so you're kind of like the prize they all want to. Really? You really are. Yeah. You don't realize it. I know you don't. But, so. Yikes. I've told you before.

I don't, do you think you don't but so yikes what i've told you before did i i don't think i listen to you i mean really come on more than i was new exactly there was one guy that when the early i don't know how many parties ago and i told you next time we go to the party oh he's gonna be the first one he's gonna be the first one he was trolling you i know he came in we're all sitting around a bunch of us sitting around talking he came in naked and and then and obviously was aiming his crotch at you were oblivious to it i know i saw that i was like that's not how you entice a woman yeah well it's not it's not like you know like a worm on a on a hook as it would be wrong analogy that Come on.

You want a fish? That's just cool. No, it's not. It's... A worm. I didn't mean it like that. But it's not like bait. Okay, bait that you're trying to lure a woman with. Here, here's my genitals. Come and get it. You're at basically a sex party. I know, but no means no. Sure, you didn't tell him no.

You just didn't have time for him at that party no i was too busy talking to the hostess and and we're fucking other guys and well later you just didn't get in line in time before we had to leave i i don't know what to tell you i'm just telling you so anyway um yeah and you know i know you don't realize how much you're looked at as the quote-unquote trophy of the party, but these guys, they are enamored with you. It's frightening. I'm enamored with you, too, sometimes. I don't think so. The way you pick on me, I don't... Does an avid mean pissed off? Yes, exactly what that means. Fed up?

Fed up. Disgusted with? Repulsed. Repulsed. That's exactly what an avid means. I lost my thesaurus, so I'm not real sure. You're just using words that sound good. They all sound impressive. I'm not sure what they're meaning. Believe me, I'm not all that. But I know you enjoy making guys come oh my god that is that's the that's why i do it well no you do it to get your own too i well yes but i can always get mine oh sure you give them the fun that i gotta you know that yours. Okay. Well, yeah. Okay, I see. I see how this works. Hey, you know my body. You know me well. Yes, I do.

You know, it's like it doesn't. Believe me, you're not down there for 45 minutes. I don't think I could do that. Oh, I could be. Oh, in the back of the day? Yes.

No, I could still be down there oh i just can't have that's what it is it's not you it's me it's me and back in the day yeah i could have those orgasms and i'm one after the other it would kill me i'd probably have a coronary or my head would explode or i'd have a uh the other night you passed out i passed you did you came and then oh that was it you were out i was out it's like they're so strong i don't i don't know i don't know why they they change it used to be i could have the little ones but i could have like 20 of them 30 40 whatever and that was great but now it's like it's one but it's one that so powerful.

It's like, after that, I'm like, I'm having trouble keeping my eyes open. I'm like, I have to get up and go to the bathroom. I don't know if I can. Half the time you take a five, ten minute nap. I do. I take a little nap and I'm like, okay, now I can get up. It's like, it wipes me out. I don't know why I've changed. It's not a bad change.

It's not like, all a sudden it's like well i can't come oh my and it's like in two minutes so what if i last five minutes how many people we've heard talk to people who've never had orgasms i feel you have these ones that you know oh my god your ears touch on the inside yeah it's a lot yeah it's a fine thing you know it's no there's nothing wrong with that i really feel sorry for people that don't have orgasms or uh i it's sad because you should be in touch with your body you should know what you like it's like food you know can you walk into a restaurant i don't know what i want it's like of course you know what you know what food you like right no i don't know yeah you do if somebody puts liver in front of you you're gonna be like, yeah, that works, but so does linguine, so whatever.

No, with food, you know what you like and what you don't like. Hopefully, not everybody. Hopefully, sex is the same way that you should know. What about indecisive people? No. When it comes to sex. Hang on. Again, we're getting off topic, but it's okay. Yeah, let's go. We'll go down this rabbit hole. I don't care. No, there are people that are indecisive, for one. And there are people who might not have enough sexual experience. That could be it. I mean, the sexual experience you have with yourself is different than with somebody.

But if you have it with yourself, at least you know the sensation you're trying to achieve that will make you come. And if you can translate that and articulate that to your partner yes you might you might achieve it yeah it's yes and no yeah i see what you're saying you might have a fantasy that you masturbate to or scenario however you want to word it yeah exactly get you there right okay you might be, if you're not with someone who's a regular, you pick up somebody, you might be embarrassed to sit there and go, I need you to do this or say this or pretend you're this.

Can you wear this outfit? You know what I'm saying? So with that scenario in mind, you might be sitting there thinking about it or, okay, a scenario that we've talked about in the past. You know, you just said like within two minutes I can make you come. Okay. But you have other guys who will sit there and that you play with. Right.

And they sit there and lick your pussy and I've seen you go 15 minutes i gotta lick your pussy and you're like i even tried to even uh yeah i okay i'm just saying either a i'm i'm not like sometimes my head's not in the game because i'm i'm trying to sometimes they're just not that good i didn't say that that would be that would be mean and i would We're not to tell people what i need i'm very like i'm very i need you to move so my husband can get in there can you stand over there watch i need you to take notes well i always tell them like there's a video where i was scrolling through one of my little the little porn platforms i'm on and there's this video of a guy like just laying and he he's got his head on the woman's pussy he's kind of like licking but he's like and i even i even point the video i'm like this guy does not know how to eat pussy i'm sorry he has no clue now it might just be that was a thumbnail that they were showing but it was like it was a lazy tongue syndrome just for me just speaking for me i hate the lazy tongue do not think that the like you're licking a lollipop no no but there's been times you told me my tongue is too much it's too strong it's too strong it's i'm like back off a little bit because it gets different times yeah Well, it becomes too intense times you're like yeah go at it yeah then go at it depends on like yeah because sometimes it's like too intense it's like ah no no no it's too intense and it kind of like hurts so if you back off a little bit then okay it's better it's too intense it's it's too intense i don't know how else to put it so it's not a comfortable comfortable thing.

Sure. It's too much. But yeah, the lazy tongue thing. I don't think about doing the alphabet with your tongue is going to work. Mm-mm. I do the Chinese alphabet. The Chinese alphabet. You don't even do that. Yeah, you do cursive. But somebody who's got Tourette's or something. Somebody on speed. It's the Chinese alphabet. I'm telling you with all those weird characters. Hierophants.

See, I i like and it's just me i like faster but don't just stay on the clit work around the clit go over the hole i find you when you lick the hole of my pussy just the hole part not not it and that's h-o-l-e like where the hole is that i find very very well that's kind of why you like sometimes when guys tease you where your legs are in the air and they just rub their up and down up and down on it yep yeah i like that quit down to your hole yeah yeah because i it's that that teasing i really like to tease around that you know don't then hit the clit a little bit then then move away because the clit can get over the cock goes rounding oh yeah that's that's the song they're singing in all the elementary schools now i didn't say that you're sick but i'm sure i am but uh yeah okay that's go back to the actual topic but anyway yeah, yeah, back to under the influence.

Oh, when I said speed, I just thought of something. Speed is not a good drug to be on for sex. I did speed once. Oh, my God, I must have been in my teens and my boyfriend was older. And we did speed and we were drinking. Not a lot. Well, I guess enough speed because both of us. I don't think enough speed is still around, isn't it? Oh, sure. It's just in different forms. It's still, you know, meth. What's it called now? Oh, okay. Yeah, there's crystal meth, which is a type of speed. There's also pills. There's black beauties. I have no idea.

All the weight loss things have some kind of a, I'm just using air quotes for speed. There's all kinds of different drugs that are used for weight loss. Which we don't condone. No, because, you know what you end up doing? Because they're illegal? Yeah, well, they're illegal. Harmful? Yeah, all those things. But they're not good for sex because you're talking. We talk for eight hours. We try to put 20 years of talking into eight hours. And then it's like, oh, we should clean this house. Oh, my God. It's like, oh, yeah, that's just not conducive for sex. Sorry. Wow.

When I do speed, it's like, and that was, this is 40 years ago? Yeah, no, I didn't. If you want to clean your house, speed. I hope I never got to have sex with a woman who goes, why don't we clean the house instead? Oh, no, she won't be doing it.

That's just not going to make me feel real positive about yourself no it was like it was it wasn't great for sex because you're so jittery it's like imagine drinking a lot of red bull either red bull or coffee but i mean it's a sensation is similar but different because you just want to talk and you're chewing gum and you're chewing your lips and you're oh my god it's like you don't want to have oral sex while you're doing speed can you imagine i've never done so oh my god it it's it's like the jitters but worse worse than the jitters it's like crazy i um yeah not not good for sex and some people i've never done this but there's guys that used to say like doing coke when they were going to have sex was good or they they put some of the coke on their dick to numb it a little bit so they could last longer okay yeah i'm all these urban legends i've never never done that do you think being under the influence of your of pot and or alcohol would help you like be more willing to do more things yeah it lowers your inhibitions for sure so like if you're going to do like anal or something or more than one person or the whole team whatever oh yeah absolutely okay yeah you feel like you can do more you feel a little more um a little more energetic a little more free a little more free that's caring yeah like all those things because your inhibitions are a little bit lower so you're not like oh my god again i'm speaking for myself like i find myself i use the term passionate i find myself more passionate with the slight buzz on yeah i can see that like i think i'm a better kisser when i'm slightly buzzed yeah because i i think just with just that slight slight buzz like i said you become like more focused on it so you're more into the moment okay know what I mean?

Like you're really, really living that moment, really kissing passionately, really, really feeling your tongue in the other person's mouth and, or your lips wrapped around their cock and licking their balls or. Can we get in the show? We got to go upstairs. You know what I mean? But yeah, I mean, just a slight buzz just helps. I mean, I can obviously do it sober, but if I, with a playmate, it's nice to have that social time. Okay, so if you had your choice of sex stone sober or sex under, now, we're not saying, like, babbling drunk. We're just saying just a slight buzz.

A slight buzz, I think, helps. Sure. Which or stone sober oh the slight buzz okay slight buzz yeah yeah even now i even have a little bit you know a little bit of uh do i look sexier now oh wait i'll need a few more drinks if you're gonna look sexier how much how much vodka do we have up there we did get a new bottle right got a gallon Got a gallon. Oh, honey, you are going to be the hottest man on the earth. In the bedroom tonight. Yeah, in the bedroom tonight. You're going to be the hottest man named Vince in my bedroom tonight. Ooh, baby. You know, if the room gets dark enough.

You little minx. If it gets dark enough, you might get lucky. You might. I'm just going to wear like, you know know, these... The sleeping blindfolds. The sleeping masks. We have blindfolds. We do. We've never even used that blindfold. I'm going to cry myself to sleep again. Bitch. Okay. Oh, did I hurt your feelings? No. I'd have to like you first.

It's okay get over it anyway yeah so um yeah just a slight buzz yeah there's also that social aspect too that sure that um alcohol seems to be a part of in our culture is you know you have a friend over you have a couple drinks and that seems to be you know the loosening up and you're a little bit social and you talk about things and then then the playing starts well that's another question okay outside of the under the influence do you find being in a social atmosphere in a party atmosphere. Do you find it that's a word I want to use. I don't want to say more luring.

Do you find it something more, I guess, would you find something more luring out of being in a more social atmosphere? When having sex like at a party as opposed to not? Is that what you mean? Okay, so I guess I'll go the long way around the block with this. Okay.

So when we like at a party as opposed to not is that what you mean okay so i guess what i'll go the long way around the block with this okay so when we're at a party okay essentially we're kind of separated right right i heard i don't i don't see you the whole night well it's different but what i'm saying is at a party for the most part for the most part everyone and this might happen at clubs you know i don't i wouldn't we don't yeah we haven't had luck um that when you go to a part when we go to a party it's kind of like we are all we're all single again yeah yeah it is like we're all single again you know because you can go mix and mingle whoever whenever whatever you want our our rules allow us to do that now there are some people that they're still tethered the party is the same We'll be right back.

Because you can go mix and mingle, whoever, whenever, whatever you want. Our rules allow us to do that. Now, there are some people that they're still tethered. And for the most part, at the rate of the parties, it's the same. Pretty much. There are some, especially the newer people. They all tend to like, well. We have our tethers. There was that one couple that I started playing with the wife. And she's like, can we involve my husband? I'm like, no, you can involve your husband. But it was that couple that had, he had physical ailments. Oh, yes. Okay. I'm like, sure. Yeah, no problem.

Oh, yeah. Well, I think she wanted to include him for all kinds of reasons. Not going to get into that right now, but yeah. But the thing is, do you find that more alluring, too, the aspect of kind of like the stereotypical hall pass? Hmm.

mean that it's like you're kind of free balling it so to speak so to speak yes and not to mention that because of the environment there's other people there first of all they're dressed sexy or well it's like going to a buffet you're hungry and you're going to a buffet you can eat whatever as much as you want and no one's going to stop you yeah yeah it's kind of like off the weight watchers program right and there's all kinds of you should never do there are people that are they're scantily clad or you know buck ass naked or whatever you know women are dressed like sexy and stuff so you have that kind of visual input especially for you you have the you get to go to both sides of the i do the male and the female yeah i can you know i can have my my sausage and i can have a uh you know clams on a half shell whatever i want so and you get both at the same time i've done that too yeah so i mean it's and again being slightly under the influence yeah makes that even a little more um again okay here's a question for you okay i have a you have a question yeah a bunch but we'll go with this one so like like you almost said you said you didn't understand or didn't think I was right when I said, like, you're the one they want.

Like, you're the, I use the term prize at the party, at our party, okay? Uh-huh. Not our party we throw, but the party we go to. Right.

I know what you you're saying but i'm still saying no well i'm telling you what i see okay but how would you know you have your face between somebody's thighs all night many somebody sometimes you just don't see me sometimes i've been there okay oh between women you had to mop up I had to rehydrate but you mop up i had to rehydrate um but um you see how their people are attracted to you correct uh yeah yeah i guess so but yeah everybody's kind of attracted to everybody though yeah i'm not saying they're not but there's some people who don't play at all that's's true.

Not because they don't want to. Like the one young lady had said to me, you know, I played with her very early on. I think the first one I played with that one night. Right. And then at the end of the night, she said I was the only one who played with her at all. That's sad. So I took her back down and played with her again. Oh, there you go. Yeah. Made but i know she hated that um but um do you think um does when you when you have a couple pulls you aside okay like um there's that one couple um that she enjoys when i eat her pussy yeah she once said said thank to you a million times.

Yes, yeah, a million times. Yes, I know exactly what you mean. So when a couple pulls you aside, doesn't that make you feel real sexy? Yeah, yeah, it does. It's kind of interesting. It's kind of fun. Yeah. A little strange, but yeah, it certainly makes you feel like you're desirable. Absolutely. Okay.

I can't see how it couldn't make you feel good all right well tell you what because the next show we're going to do i don't know is going to be about what it's like to watch your mate so let's stop it here okay oh no i can't talk anymore i wish there was only a fucking answer to make that happen you suck I hate you so much let's go upstairs you can suck my dick you can show me how much you hate me by sucking the evil out of me it is evil too the demon inch the angry inch somebody else would call their dick the angry inch so we'll just leave it there for that Thank you.

the demon inch the angry inch angry somebody else would call their dick the angry inch so anyway but uh so no we'll just leave it there for that okay then we'll pick this up with the the part next podcast okay we'll do um you know watching your mate well what it's like the arousals of watching your mate okay so okay unless you're in a straight relationship then it may not be so then you're then then it's a different show that's watching your mate knowing you're not getting any yeah it's so hot watching her like fold laundry it's so hot knowing that she's gonna go upstairs shower go to sleep In the morning,'s gonna wake up make coffee go to work still not touch me it was just something you're just not right there's this screw loose in there mister yeah it didn't come with screws oh that's why then i just loosened out there the fuck around you know i'm gonna tell you so anyway all right again i want to thank everyone for listening and uh stay tuned for what's coming up and don't forget to check out 50shadesofpleasure.com for the free magazine checkwifedarlene.com to see what and who I'm doing.

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