Turn on or turn off?

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Hi, this is Donnalyn, and welcome to my Hot Wife podcast. Well, hello, and once again, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife podcast. And again, I am here with my wonderful husband, Vince. Hi, honey. Love you. Whatever you have to tell the judge, whatever. Yeah, yeah. It's my mantra at night, you know. Get you out of your protective service. So, yeah, I think winter's here. Well, certainly fall is here. Fall, fucking, yeah. We're fucking knee deep in fall already. That's for kind of sure. Oh, yeah, got our pumpkin coffees going here. Pumpkin coffee, yeah. We're recording this one.

I happen to be home with a little health issue. So I'm home from work today. Not mental, but it probably should be. Part of it's mental. It's always mental. Mental is every part of my fucking life. So we're recording this actually midday. Yeah. So alcohol isn't part of the regimen yet. It's not noon yet. Oh. Well, it is. It's afternoon, actually. Oh, is it? Yeah. Oh, fuck the alcohol. I don't know, Han. You're slack in here. You say that with everything. So many things. That's it. Is it? Yeah. Oh, fuck the alcohol. I don't know, hon. You're slack in here. You say that with everything.

So many things. I thought that was my middle name for a long time. Slacking, yeah. So, yeah, so we're just kind of pulling this together just to. Yeah. Because we wanted to. We didn't get to do one the other day. Yeah, we meant to. We sidetracked her. Yeah. Too many men, too little time. The original concept for the show was, she's drinking her coffee. Swallow bitch. Gladly. The original title of the show was? Seven Deadly Sins. Seven Turnoffs. Seven Deadly Turnoffs. And you were reading your list of seven to me. Right. And we don't really talk about topics too much. What are I don't know.

Turn-offs. Turn-offs, yeah. Deadly turn-offs. And you were reading your list of seven to me. Right. And we don't really talk about topics too much. I said, what are the seven you're talking about? And you started, I said, well, you know what? Some of them, some people will be turn-ons. Yeah. So how we came up with the topic title of the show to turn-on or turn-off. Which is it? Well, or some people's turn-offs could be someone's turn someone's turn on. So, you know, everything's about perspective and what you're into. So, yeah, that's a good point.

I mean, for me, they were all kind of like, ah, things are just, things I would not be into. Yeah, no, everyone's different. Yeah, everyone is different. That's true. It's a um but uh yeah like one of the ones you had mentioned was you know body odor right yeah i'm not into i would like to think that majority people would not be aroused by body odor you know it's a slate slate musk i'm okay with it depending depending on... Well, but that's you. Yeah. And I understand that slight musk. Yeah. You know, you might have a woman who likes a guy who was just out in the yard fucking working.

And then he's all sweaty and nasty. Yeah, and, you know, actually, my ex-wife kind of liked that. Yuck. I mean, I... She didn't want to have sex with me while I was nasty, but when I would come in, she'd want to smell me and all that stuff. I don't know, whatever. But again, that's what we're talking about. Yeah, I said one person's turn off is another one's turn on. So, yeah. Yeah. And one of the other ones you had mentioned was, for you, I know it's a turnoff, is pushy people. Oh, I don't like pushy people at all. That is an instant turnoff. Instant.

But now, some people could interpret that as a dominant or controlling person that they'd like. They want to be controlled or be dominated. Yeah, I guess for them, that's a hot button right there. Whose definition are you using of pushy? Yeah, what kind of pushy is it? Yeah, yeah, so. Because I have, you know, we've been, you know, when guys first contact, it's like, oh, you know, I have a car right now. I can come out there and I'll fuck her right now.

And it like uh yeah now you're no no again for the record people if you happen to reach out to donna and if you you can through hot wife donaldin.com um you can also email the show at uh hot wife podcast at gmail.com uh and we hope you do um but anyway i look forward to hearing from you yeah if you contact us and let's say you have interest in potentially meeting and maybe shooting with donna and're not opposed to that. No, just. Don't reach out and say, oh, I'll fuck your wife. Yeah, it's like. Yeah, we don't get anybody who wants to do that. No, I don't know. We have to pay guys to fuck her.

I'm not bad. No one wants to fuck a beautiful woman, no. Jesus, who would ever thought that guys would want to have sex with beautiful women? Beautiful women have, everybody knows, beautiful women have a tough time getting laid. Oh, yeah, it's terrible. I feel for all of them. You're one of them. Not really, not really. But, I mean, yeah, some guys do come off like that, and that is such a, it's a turnoff. It really is. I'm sorry. But they think that they're all that. Oh, I, do they? Or do they think, I'm going to try this approach?

You have to have a cocky attitude to think that, like, oh, I'll do you the favor of fucking you. Apparently your husband can or something like that. Or whatever. It's like, what? Oh, let's see the videos I've seen with you with like 20 different guys. Yeah, apparently you're not getting laid, so. Apparently, let's make it 21 because you're not going anywhere. Yeah, but again, but a woman could. I can't even, in today's world, as much as I hate to say this, I can't just say a woman.

It could be a a a person that's gonna be the best way for me to word that that is looking for someone to play with could sit there and want someone like oh i'll fuck you oh good yes would you that's like yeah that might be a turn off for somebody and that's what i'm saying is it's one person's turn off but it could be another person's turn on yeah absolutely yeah i'm not saying it's right or wrong i'm saying what you have to go by what's right with you yeah um yeah for me that's definitely not not uh not good the pushy no also um the other one on the list that could go either way was the unnecessary roughness well that's a 10 yard penalty yes it is and a first down yeah exactly but my my could go either way was the unnecessary roughness i that's a 10 yard penalty yes it is first down yeah exactly but my well it depends on who it is like there was one gentleman we're with and uh uh well one of the things is we always make clear oh yeah no joke generally is well that that's our one rule that's the one rule is don't even think about choking me i will, that's great.

Because I will choke you out and also shoot you in the fucking forehead. Oh, that's not. But that's after I punch him in the face. You know, and I'm pretty. No, you can't reach your face. So I have to shoot him in the head so he drops to the ground so you can reach him. Okay, there you go. So we've only had that happen once. He just started to and you're like, no. And he's like, oh, no. Okay.

Didn't I just tell you that 10 minutes 10 minutes ago well i don't know if we went yeah we did we did you think so i don't remember almost everybody we do it was a while ago though because he says oh i'm sorry i forgot well you know what i forgot to not hit you because i'm not they're trying to act like they're dominant because they're insecure with themselves. Apparent? Well, I don't know. I don't know that, but... Choking is a dominance thing. I guess, but I'm not... It is. It's a dominance thing. I don't mind. Don't do that to me. I don't like that. But the one gentleman that...

I mean, if you think about... We're going to change subjects here. Okay. But if you think about sexual positions, it's all about dominance. Yeah. Doggy style is a man, male being dominant. Same like you watch two dogs fuck doggy style. Yep. That's a dominance thing. You bend over in the kitchen to get some out of the bottom shelf and a dog jumps up behind you. That's dominance. Right. You know, if missionary, the guy's on top. That's a dominance thing. You know, you even are guilty of saying when you climb on top of a guy, you like to ride a guy on top. It's female dominance. Yeah.

I have control. Yeah, I got it. Yes, you're absolutely right. Sex is all about dominance. There is no neutral position. Not that I can think of. The only neutral thing is oral sex. It's 69ing. There is no... Yeah, that's pretty mutual. That's as bad neutral, I think, as you can get. Well, it's neutral and mutual, so that's... Yeah. Yeah, so that's... You'd like to think sex is also mutual. Yeah, give and take, sure. You'd like to think that. Hopefully you're both getting some pleasure.

Unless you're having sex with me, then it's only me getting pleasure you're getting nauseated oh my god stop it but that's what you tell me during sex yeah stop it just stop it i need more rupees but um yeah so yeah so dominance is a very big thing in sex. Yeah. Whether you claim to be a dominant person or not, or you're cognitive of it. Right. Sex is all about a dominant position. Yeah, I guess you're right. Wow. Is it going to snow? You admitted I was right about something? One time, dear. Just one time. Wow.

Well, yeah, even when i did my little bdsm experience you know i was in the submissive role yeah you were 100 submissive for two hours god you know i didn't feel like that i felt like i was in complete control because yeah hands bound blindfolded yeah you were in control you had them right where you wanted them in a way yeah because they were doing everything for me so i was like i'm just gonna lay back and relax because you're doing everything for me that's why i looked at it you know what that is kind of i was like getting a massage because i was now i agree with that but there's also the aspect of you felt that way that you were in control because you also had me there to protect you well also i knew these people knew these people.

There's a trust level. You knew them, sure. There's a trust level there. But still, if I wasn't there and just turned, I dropped you off and drove away. Yeah, but again, I knew them. You still don't know. Yeah, you're right, you're right. But there's more of a trust level there. But still, there has to be, but you had the security blanket of knowing, one, you knew these people. Yes. Two, I'm there and not going to allow anything that you wouldn't like. Exactly. But that was not an issue because you were busy dealing with the other women anyway. So you weren't even there for some of it.

You're a busy boy yourself. Well, yeah. Don't want to brag, but I had women screaming all night long. I'm going to do what I can. Look, he's smiling. They were screaming pleasure, not, ah, get away from me, get away from me. Yeah, yeah. But anyway, okay, so back to the topic of pleasure or turn on or turn off. Yeah, well, the next one.

So you said there covered three well no unnecessarily roughness was my third one and and like i said there was one guy who kind of like um manhandled me more than i expected but it was it was in a good way like he picked me up and and just started fucking me like standing up and i was like woohoo what the heck man this is pretty cool but you know i'm not used to being flipped around like a little ragdoll but yeah he was able to do that but he did it in a nice way but like unnecessary roughness like getting smacked across the face uh-uh not happening uh smacking my butt there's a certain threshold and i'm cool with and that when it gets more than that i'm like no no no you know there's a certain like you can smack my ass pretty hard and i'll be okay with it then there's a if you go over that threshold though then it's becomes uncool and then it's unnecessary roughness yeah you see a little red a little yellow flag from pleasure to pain i guess yeah yeah i don't i don't mind a little bit.

But some people get really turned on by that. And I have a certain threshold. And when it gets beyond that, then I'm not okay with it. Sure. I can understand that 100%. Yeah, yeah. Because I don't have any pain, pleasure. You don't have those receptors at all? No, I don't. I'm in constant pain with my back and other parts of my body. That's a different kind of pain. Yeah, well, that's all the same to me. To you, to me. It's a different kind. Well, yeah. I've been married twice. I know pain. You know pain. Stop. I have two daughters. I know pain. I live pain. Every day. Every day.

Poor little thing, you. Yeah, well. I wish I wouldn't use the term little. thing, you. Yeah, well. I wish I wouldn't use the term little thing. Oh, sorry. You poor thing. That just hurt. I know. Okay, so what was one of the other seven deadly turn-offs? Your glasses are right there in front of your face. I know, but I have my headphones on. I can't wrap them. You don't need your headphones on. No one's calling in. But I can't hear you without them. Yes, you can. Can I? Let's see. Hold on. No, I can't hear you.

them yes you can can i let's see hold on no i can't hear you oh i guess i have to make i actually have to talk hold on a second here uh where is that thing i don't know we had um yeah i know there was a bunch on your impersonation of a a door opening oh the whole groomed and not groomed okay we wish we did i started thinking bride and groom no married you know we talked about shave shave or not shave that kind of thing yeah um again i like it groomed and there's some guys like, I want a big hairy pussy. I'm like, okay. I have to find big. And then, too, you know, it's like. Yeah, I know.

I don't know. Visually, I don't even find a hairy pussy attractive. No, me either. I don't find penis attractive, so I can't. Yes, you do. No, I don't. I actually look at guys like, you you know that's a good looking dick he has nope said Vince never I could guarantee you those thoughts words have never been in his head or come out of your mouth his mouth has never no I don't even know if I could reiterate what you just said. I've gotten a rash. Yeah, no, that's... Yeah, there's some people that... That's their thing. I get it. I can't condemn them for being wrong, but...

Condemn them for being wrong. But I just... Okay, if you want hair, trim it back. Trim it back. I like it, landscape, landscape. Yeah, I'm right there with you. But yeah, if you want hair, trim it back. But man, when it's... Growing down your legs, it's like, no, it's like coming out of your whatever underclothing you're wearing. When it looks like Rasputin there, it just did. Rasputin. If you don't know who Rasputin is, look up a picture of Rasputin. Or, you know, Larry from the Three Stooges. Yeah, look up Rasputin. He had that really big beard. Oh, yeah. Now nasty. Yeah, no. So, but.

Yeah, that's another thing. Those beards, that whole grooming thing is becoming more and more unkempt again. Yeah, I don't get it. The big, I don't, I'm not a big fan of huge beards necessarily i prefer them to be more groomed but yeah you know obviously i have well they don't know they don't see me oh good yeah shut up siri yeah shit i'm not eavesdropping enough that's what i thought yeah i thought i was a piece of shit um fucking siri i don't know, my phone is not listening to me. No, not at all. They're not eavesdropping. Not at all. Mm-hmm. So.

Yeah, well, I know you have facial hair, but it's groomed. Yeah, but. It's, you know. I just trimmed it back a day or two ago because it was still tight beard, so to speak. Right. But it's just like, no, it's a little too long for me. I just like.

It doesn't look bad when it starts to get a little bit longer I can't I just I don't know I'd like it better yeah well you know what happens I mean if I probably just trimmed around my lips and stuff because I hate like chewing on mustache and beard hair that's just nasty where it climbs up in your fucking nose and then you're sitting and it looks like you're picking your nose all day It's not It's stupid hair It's like I gotta get the fuck home Get some tweezers or a razor And trim my fucking mustache Underneath my beard Underneath my nose Yeah I got it Because otherwise it just aggravates the shit out of me Sort of like you Yeah I'm just thinking that Sort of like me Thank you I know I'm just like I should call that hair right on here Donna hair I gotta trim my Donna hair Because when it starts to grow It gets annoying It aggravates the shit out of me You're so sweet i try um but anyway so yeah i mean i i get it's a personal thing it also ties into my opinion to that whole fucking smell thing oh yeah we talked about this on one of the other shows about grooming habits and you know pubic hair tends to want to hold some piss smell no matter how much you wash it yeah no matter how much oh crap i'm oh um the technology thing is always tough well you know what because it's in that list it's i can't have to scroll over but the other thing is um liars and we we seen that on you know because of the sites that were on to i love you Thank you.

over but the other thing is um liars and we we've seen that on you know because of the sites that were on to i love you exactly i married one but you know uh the sites are on to find co-performers and stuff you know they represent themselves one way then you meet them it's like well you know if you can meet them if you meet them because then you whole ghosting thing. It's like, why are you going through all this aggravation and hassle if you're not going to go through with it? I don't understand that mentality at all.

Again, for those who don't know what ghosting is, these are people that have a profile. They portray themselves as a real person. They talk with you, set times and meetings up, and everything else, and all of sudden no one shows up so you reach back out to them like hey man is everything okay right nothing they just totally ghost you they just like they disappear you got off on that you could have met us and everything else but you didn't show up you didn't show up and then you then you don't even text us, call us, anything saying, I couldn't do it, go fuck yourself, whatever. Yeah.

I mean, we went to that one restaurant thing. This guy's, you know, I'll meet you there. And I'm like, oh, okay. Went to the bar. We walked all over the whole place. I mean, he would know me because he knew my picture from the profile. I don't know if we knew what he looked like. Yeah. I like them apples. That's why we changed some of that shit. Yeah, so it's like, you know what? This is ridiculous. I mean, you know, fuck him. We still could have gone out and had a good time anyway, just the two of us, so fuck him. He's the one missing out. We could have, but it was the two of us together.

But the two of us together just wouldn't happen. A good time doesn't happen, no. Well, you know, it's ridiculous, you know. I agree. I don't know. I don't get that mentality. I don't either. I don't know why you'd go through. That's a lot of work to put up that kind of profile, then, you know, meet people and then talk them, chat them up and spend the time forming some kind of, quote, relationship with them to just not show. And this is even before you were shooting content. Oh, this, yes. This is even back to when we were just in the swinging lifestyle. Yeah, just.

And, you know, it's like, hey, single guy wants to meet and everything else. Okay. Yeah. You know, for you, it wasn't for both of us. It was for you. You make that amply clear. It's very important. Abundantly clear there, dear. Don't say but in there. But, yeah, it doesn't make sense. Again, I get back to how it seems like all we're doing is breeding stupid people anymore. And this is just another example. It's like, wait, I'm going to get on a website. I'm going to pay a membership. Yeah, some of them are not cheap. I'm going to pay a good amount of money for a membership.

I'm going to steal someone else's pictures, potentially. Put them up as me. I'm going to go on there and troll other people until I can get someone that wants to meet me and fuck me. And then I'm not going to show up. I'm going to get them to go out and wait for me at this place and never show up. Oh, I'm a genius. What the fuck? What do you get by yourself. So if you are one of those people, here's what I want you to do. Set up a fake profile. Put someone else's pictures up. Troll for people. Make contact. Go in the bathroom. Grab a piece of rope. Tie a part of it around the shower head.

The other part around your neck. And fall. That's terrible. Yeah, It doesn't make any sense. We need to stop these stupid people from breathing. Breathing and breathing. It's just like that. It's like, how do you protect yourself from that? The good thing is there's no real harm done other than wasting time. Right.

It didn't cost us money, se yeah anything else it's just stupid yeah it's very childish that's the big turnoff for me stupidity well i find it very childish you're not mature enough to to put a real profile up it's like okay maybe this person isn't maybe they they don't feel confident in themselves if they put their real picture nobody's going to contact them it's like you know i have to check i you know because i put us up as a couple i wonder if you put yourself up as a single male is there also the thing is there like a default button you hit that plugs in part of it like well i am in a relationship but i have my wife's permission to play uh yeah we've it's like wait how come every not every but a good portion of single males all have that same thing It's like, wait, how come every, not every, but a good portion of single males all have that same thing?

It's like, yeah, I know a lot of women, and some in the lifestyle, not in the lifestyle. Right. I don't know one, I mean, other than you, giving me permission to play. Right. We'd be okay with that. Yeah, they'd say, oh, yeah, I don't want to have sex with my husband.

I told go out and play no you didn't no you didn't well there was that one uh released uh profile i was looking up just this morning and i'm like oh look it's a couple they're nearby blah i'm like wait a minute all these pictures are of him oh yeah that's the other giveaway all of them if you go to a couple's profile and you see there's like all these pictures, like, oh, they've got 32 pictures. Like, oh, cool. Well, when 31 of them are of him in various states of undress, and the one of her is posing with him at like a fucking wedding reception. Yeah, or something very generic.

I'm guessing she's not really into this.

I'm she's yeah because you know what's good and we've had that one too we've had this kind of a thing where it's like well um my wife's kind of going through something right now so right now i'm just playing solo once she feels better she'll get into it no or she's like she's always homesick yeah yeah it's like oh yeah she's away on business right now yeah well we'll wait till she comes back no no we can do this no no no no we can't so anyway okay back to your list of the seven deadly sins uh or turn offs turn ons whatever we're calling it this week so so we covered smells pain we covered grooming pushy dominance thing what else we got being being selfish i can't get to that okay being selfish yeah i'm having trouble getting to the last one well it's fine i can't i don't know why it's selfish just like okay define to me when guys are selfish like you talk about guys who want to just fuck you they and you want that you just suck their dick but they don't want to do you um that's probably part of it or um they don't get they're not attentive to you they're just all about getting what they want out of it and that's it yeah that's pretty selfish we've met a couple of them well there's a lot more there out there those guys yeah than you realize um we kind of like weed them out you know i mean the last five six guys we have uh you have entertained right there's only been like one or two out of the six that actually licked you.

Last, last, the young guy that was here. He didn't. Yes, he did. I wasn't there for that. Well, then you missed out. No, I didn't. Yes, he did. I wasn't getting a lick job from him. But yes, there's been actually, okay. I'm just saying, but there's a few that, um, I'll go over the list later. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, no, I'd say they're happy. I'm okay with that because, you know... Sure. Well, again, like we've talked about in shooting adult content, the general giving a woman oral doesn't videotape as well as... No, even though it's fun for me. Sure. Yeah, it doesn't come off that well.

So if you're going to the same as missionary doesn't videotape well doesn't yeah the way it videotapes well nobody wants to do they all want to go right to turtle sex yeah and you want to know what turtle sex is if you don't know if you're doing missionary on a woman and all you do is hump over her like a fucking turtle shell and cover her and it's like okay y'all he's his back and his butt and his balls. Yeah. It's like, well. Oh, look at his shoulder blades. Oh. Yeah, I don't. No, if you're going to shoot missionary, he's got to get up on his knees, stay in the vertical position. Yes.

And your legs go in the air. Yes. Well, that's probably, yeah, I guess it's a version of missionary sort of.

We missionary yeah so yeah because it opens things up you can see what's going on if you're and there's a lot of guys that we've played with you know i tried being on top of them they're like oh this doesn't work for me and i'm like well missionary doesn't work for me so we're at a standstill here so we never played with them again because it's you know it just wasn't working it's like well what you like i don't like and what i like you don't like that's that's relationships in general i mean we have the the luxury of we're only using them first you're only using them for sex you know where if you got in a relationship with one of these gentlemen okay let's pretend that you were single yeah yeah and you know you've been dating the guy Well, for you, it'd be a couple hours before you'd take him to bed.

Stop. And then all of a sudden, you like this guy a lot. But all he does is missionary. And all of a sudden, you're like, oh, my God, he sucks in bed. I wouldn't say that it sucks in bed. I will say that it just doesn't, you know, all he does is missionary. I don't get anything out of that. I'm not saying it sucks. I'm just saying it just doesn't work for me. But I've heard of those instances happen where they married someone. Ugh. Didn't they drive the car before they bought it? I won't say they're bad in bed. I'll say they're not pleasing their mate in bed. Right. How's that? Okay.

And then you're kind of like, I married him. It's like, well, if you knew. You didn't like the way the car rode. Why'd you buy the car? That's what I just said. Didn't you test drive it? Yeah, there's more to the car. Don't get me wrong. Yeah, there's a lot more to the car. But didn't you test drive it? Always test drive. Yeah, I mean, sex in all honesty, we've talked about this before, is not a major part of your relationship, but it is a bonding part. Yeah, if you can't. If the sex is good, that it helps smooth out some of the other shit.

And if the sex isn't good and the other shit's not necessarily great, it just makes a bad fucking 10 miles of road. Yeah, I can understand that. Yeah.

Well, you know, you might get into a relationship relationship and at first they're not doing it but i guess you can groom them and that works both ways well you know maybe here's a whole topic itself for a show it's like um my mate's bad in bed or is it me let's save that for a whole nother show that's true better watch what you say on that one i'm not saying a word not a word i can't get to the seven that's all right we'll take care of it's all right i don't so anyway i'm gonna try to scroll over for some reason i'll hand me the phone i'll take a look cuts it off and i'm turn your phone sideways, see if that helps you.

Yeah, maybe. No, it's all gray on that one side. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ. All right, well, you talk, and I will. Just talk amongst yourselves. Here's the topic. Talk amongst yourselves. Yeah, it's just one more on that. I can't scroll over to it, so. I can't get to it right now either, so. All right, it must not be a great big turn-on turn-off, so. Anyway. Well, one of the things would be a turn-off or a turn-on for somebody. A turn-off for one and a turn-off for the other. That list you made was your turn-offs. Basically. Oh, here's one. Here's one. Derogatory humiliation. Humiliation.

Yeah but that could be yeah i don't find that i can't see that's probably what that was humiliation like you know okay well yeah some people find that a turn yeah call me a dirty little woman if i'm sitting at a bar i was pretending i'm trying to pick somebody up, and this woman comes up and goes, get the fuck away from me, asshole. It's like, I'm not sitting there going, she wants me. Yeah, I know, exactly. It's like, you little fucking bug fucking dick little shit. Oh, yeah. That's funny. Oh, can you pull my hair while you say that? It was like that one video I did for that one girl.

She was, remember the foot fetish girl? And she was like, yeah, call me a filthy foot whore. Thank you. why you say that but it was like that one video i did for that one girl she's remember the foot fetish girl and and she was like yeah call me a filthy foot whore i was like okay i'll do whatever you want but i mean again for some people it works yeah for me um i don't mind like a certain amount but yeah when it gets really derogatory and blatantly some Some people find mace, I turn off, not me. It's an aphrodisiac for you? Oh, yeah, it's a come-hither thing. Oh, yeah, come-hither.

She wants me now. Yeah, she sprayed me with mace. She's spraying me with her incest. No, no, it's a pheromone. Pheromone. Nope, not even close. Oh. Yeah, there was like that. That's right. No, no, that's a pheromone Nope, not even close Oh, it's not supposed to be a turn on? No, not really When I was doing those cams, that one guy wanted me to get really racist with him I couldn't do it, I was like, nope, nope, no, not even close Nope, I'm not doing it, not doing it Oh, on, call me. Nope.

Yeah, you just open yourself up to a whole lot of, she said this, and I was like, well, you said, oh, I never, you know, you just open yourself up too much. It's not cool. It's not cool, but, I mean, within reason, they find that arousing. Yeah, people want to be bullied all the time. Do you? I don't. No, I don't. No. I've, I went through a relationship where, my first marriage, where she belittled me all the time, and it wasn't in sexually. She just belittled me, and it's like, no, I wasn't walking around all wrecked, like, oh, yeah, is she, it's like, no.

Well, maybe it's because of the context it was done in. You don't respect me. Yeah, well, she was legitimately belittling that. But I'm talking like in more like a role play situation. But at what point do you sit there and, you know, like we've shot humiliation videos. Yes, we have. Where some of the ones were like, you know, oh, your little dick doesn't do it for me. Well, you know, as a guy who wasn't gifted with an exorbitant amount of cock, a woman sits there and goes like, really? That's all you got? That little dick? It's like, I ordered a bigger one. Amazon never delivered it.

You know, it's not like, in all fairness to women, you guys kind of, oh, I mean, there's some differences in pussy but not drastically oh i disagree you're not fitting a fist up my pussy no i said some but i mean visually visually they all kind of look the same okay you might sound bigger lips but it's all it's not like you know but yeah you know but you know then there's other you know what yeah well some women that uh are more loose than others just by through nature well you know having children we're not i mean i know a woman who never had a child she was you know again she would get wet and plus she was like a little loose it's like yeah yeah it's like i put some oil dry in there to get some grip but you need a little friction sometimes what was the little part in there for uh sometimes you know a lot of but anyway um you know so someone making fun of someone for something they have no control over but people do that across the board oh and i'm not saying it your whole song is written about short people did you not know that i wrote it you know short people got nobody it's like oh thanks yeah but no the um so but i can't see how that would be arousing to be humiliated sexually i don't know Like, oh, you're not good enough.

You're incompetent. You fucking little dick. I just, I don't know. Maybe I'm the crazy one. I'll put it that way. You need to talk to someone who says, yeah, that does it for me. It's like, how does that do it for you? I mean, were you belittled as a child by your parents? Were you dropped a lot? Yeah. Where did that come? I mean, Sigmund Freud would have a field day with these people. I'm not sure he was really the sanest person. Yeah, exactly. You know, it's really saying Fauci is the end-all, be-all of fucking chemistry, motherfucker. Anyway. You digress. I don't never wear a dress.

Mm-hmmsday i'm not anyway oh man you're just so not right i'm not left either definitely not left so um yeah it's i don't know i mean like, humiliations and other ones, I can't see how. Again, take each one of these scenarios and say, okay, you're in a bar, and this person walks up to you. Like, in my case, it would be a woman. For you, it could be either one. Right. And, I mean, if a guy walked up to you trying to pick you up and says, God, you're a dirty little slut. You're a little fucking smelly whore. You're going to go, oh, yeah. He wants me.

He can smell me and he can see that I need to be belittled. Let's go out in the truck. I'm going to beat the fuck out of you. Oh, good. Senseless violence.

Senseless violence yeah mr right i wish i was single i'm gonna make you choke on all the fucking pubic hair i have oh good he's not groomed this is gonna be the most erotic night of my life come on bitch let's go now oh he's pushy too he's pushy too can we just go and get married now yeah it's like okay but somebody just might be watching the podcast going yeah is this guy available where could i find him no i've been wanting a guy to do that to me you don't have a sourpuss face right now it's like i can't i can't purse my lips anymore you're trying to keep from dry even aren't you yeah it's like i'm glad we didn't videotape this one this is not a pretty look it's like it's like i i feel like i i tasted like rotted food and you know it's like oh i can't get the taste out of my mouth that's so so foul.

Okay, here's a turnoff. Oh, boy. I would think it's a turnoff. Oh, you don't know that. Bad breath. Bad breath is definitely a turnoff. Bad teeth. Oh, dear God, yes. Oh. Yep, so. Yeah, that's, but that's back to grooming. That's back to grooming. Well, generally when you think sex and grooming, you're going more with the... The genital, yeah, shaving. Manscaping, landscaping. Well, then hygiene. Cheescaping, whatever, yeah. You know, I mean, general hygiene. Brush your teeth. I keep mints down here because sometimes, you know, I just had coffee and we're like, you know, drinking other things.

Like, here's a mint. I have a mint. We're both, we're good. I'm sitting all the way over here and you keep giving them to me i'm throwing them at you and you put a sign up don't feed the animal but yeah i mean you know take care of your teeth especially i like to kiss people and it's like you know after teeth are all nasty and it's like oh yeah And they're nice people, too. Just sometimes they have some fucked up teeth. Yeah. So, all right. I think we can't cover that one. Yeah, I think we turned everybody off on this one. Yeah, yeah. Sorry, guys.

Hopefully this is one of the podcasts that just makes you think and maybe hopefully make you giggle a little, too. Oh, my God. Definitely not one you're going to masturbate to because i've already done that so yeah he likes all this stuff you're so not right you're just beat me make fun of my little penis and don't make me smell your hairy armpits oh geez oh whatever hey all i can tell you, if it works for you and everyone is consenting, end of age, have fun. Have fun. You know, just don't send me pictures. I don't want to know. I don't want to see. I'm just not my cup of tea.

Leave some surprise in it for me, okay? Yeah, seriously. The less you know, the better, right? Leave something to the imagination, please. I just want to, you know. All right. So I want to thank you. And again, thank you for all the listeners. And if you can, if you're on Apple or Spotify, please give us a like. And if you really be nice, I'd really appreciate if you could, uh, like to subscribe to the podcast, not asking you for money or anything. Yep. It's free. Just asking you to click that little button to subscribe.

You'll know when we have new shows and it just helps us, um, gain more followers. So that's all I'm asking for some help. If you enjoy our show. Yep. I know we enjoy creating this. I mean, this was a little bit on the icky side but a little different maybe the next one do something a little more fun yeah we'll try okay yeah we'll mix it up i'll i'll be naked on video oh there we go oh jesus talk about movie shorts i'm not i'm not i'm touching that one no go on belittle me stop it all right we're signing off, everybody. Have a great afternoon. We'll see you.