In this episode of the Hot Wife Podcast, hosts Donna Lynn and her husband discuss various aspects of relationships, intimacy, and the swinging lifestyle. They share personal anecdotes about meeting new couples, explore the top fetishes among swingers, and delve into topics like voyeurism, exhibitionism, threesomes, and BDSM. The conversation is light-hearted yet insightful, providing listeners with a candid look into the dynamics of swinging and the pleasures and challenges that come with it. In this engaging conversation, the speakers delve into various aspects of sexual exploration, including role-playing, the use of sex toys, anal play, oral sex, and the dynamics of swinging and partner swapping. They share personal experiences and insights, emphasizing the importance of communication and consent in sexual relationships. The discussion also touches on the risks associated with public sex and the allure of swinger clubs and cruises, highlighting the diverse preferences and fantasies that individuals may have.TakeawaysThe podcast is intended for adults over 18.Meeting new couples can lead to exciting stories and experiences.Voyeurism is a common interest in the swinging community.Exhibitionism can enhance intimacy and confidence.Threesomes and group sex can be both fun and overwhelming.BDSM dynamics can add intrigue to relationships.Spanking is a nuanced topic that varies by individual preference.Role-playing can be a fun way to explore fantasies.Communication is key in swinging relationships.Understanding personal boundaries is essential for enjoyment. Role-playing can be a fun way to explore fantasies.Sex toys enhance sexual experiences and can be used creatively.Anal play requires consent and communication with partners.Oral sex is a favorite for many, serving as a warm-up for other activities.Investing in understanding your partner's needs is crucial for satisfaction.Swinging involves various dynamics, including partner swapping and group sex.Public sex can be thrilling but comes with significant risks.Swinging clubs offer a social environment for like-minded individuals.Group sex can be a fulfilling experience when approached consensually.Online platforms are becoming popular for connecting with potential partners.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/hot-wife-podcast-and-the-swinger-lifestyle--5343522/support. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Welcome to the Hot Wife Podcast, where we dive into discussions about relationships, intimacy, and everything in between. Before we begin, we want to make it clear that the views expressed on this podcast are solely those of the host and guests, and should be taken as opinions, not professional or medical advice. Additionally, we remind all listeners that this podcast is intended for adults over the age of 18. Unauthorized rebroadcast of this show is here with the oh okay you're not gonna be my wonderful husband. He's sitting there imitating me. Thanks. Thanks as I'm talking. So mature.
He's got his hands going, mimicking what I'm saying. Jesus Christ. Yeah, I'm sorry you can't see that because it really is a... A sight to be seen. I was going to be a sight to behold. Behold, be seen, whatever. Yeah, exactly it's yeah i'm a mature 59 now always making fun of me little me oh sweet innocent me have you seen a mirror not lately i avoid mirrors right now showers mirrors we put black cloths over the mirrors I don't need to share. So, hey, if you want to reach out to us, as always, info at hotwifepodcast.com. Love to hear from people. Let us know what's going on.
If you have a story to share, questions to ask, topics for the show, love to hear about it. Yeah, we're always there. So Info Hot Wife Podcast. Don't forget to check out 50 Shades of Pleasure magazine, 50shadesofpleasure.com. It's free. Always will be. You get to see the last over a year worth of issues. They're all free. If you want to contribute, that'd be great. Right. Yeah. That'd be, we'd love that. And in fact, a little segue here is we went out with another couple. We met them. We met them. Yeah. And he said he had some erotic stories he wanted to contribute. So I hope he does. Yeah.
I'm hoping he, you know, kicks forward some. Yeah. And actually, the couple we met the other night when we dinner with, they- He's the one. Well, yes. But they both were like super, super, like lots of energy and- Very attractive couple. Very attractive. Very sexy. She's very Anna Nicole Smith-ish. Yeah, very- Blonde hair. Yep. Very curvy. Very curvy and big boobs. Tattooed. Right. And we're going to get them on the show. Oh, yeah. I hope so. They were so much fun to hang with when we have to dinner with them. I hope that we'll be seeing more of them. We have a lot in common with them.
Yeah, a lot in common. That was really funny. Which they need to seek help for. I know. I felt bad. I'm like, oh, you do that too? Oh, hmm. You enjoy that? Oh, you know, someone told me that was disgusting, but didn't listen. Now that I know you and Vince do that. I just think they'd be a whole lot of fun, even just to hang with her, a whole lot of fun. Yeah, no, I think we have a lot of things in common. Right. Everything from firearms to sex. To swinging to sex. Shooting porn. She's bi, I'm bi, so, I mean, she... I paid. You paid? Yeah. Okay. But, yeah, she would definitely dominate me.
You know what I'm saying? I'd let her dominate me. Yeah, she would definitely... She could definitely hurt me. If you asked nicely. If I was really nice and I begged. You were wondering what I was looking at. Yeah, you're. My glass of bourbon here. Right, it doesn't look like the right color. That's what I'm going to say. That's what I was looking at. It's a new bourbon I have never had before. Very light. And it's very light. And as I looked at it, it's like, it kind of reflects in the taste. It's very good. It's smooth. It's mellow. Right. It's cheap. Do you know the name of it?
Blue-eyed something. That doesn't help. But yeah, I know we were doing some shopping. It's okay for the money. It was a $24 bottle of bourbon. Eh. It's okay. That's all right. It's not terribly expensive. It doesn't burn when it goes down. It doesn't have a nasty taste. It's okay. As long as you're enjoying it here, that's all that matters. That's the goddamn truth. As long as I enjoy it. As long as you enjoy it. After two? Yeah, they all taste pretty good. Your taste buds get kind of numb and then... The first one should be good, but after that it doesn't matter quite as much.
It's like women. The first one should be good, but after that, not so much. After that, they're all the same. They're all the same. They all taste the same, right? It's like cock, I guess. I don't know. I don't know how you would know that. I don't know. So I said, I guess. Oh, you guess. I was looking to you to expand upon that. You're the only person in this room that has had cock, or more than one cock, you know. In my mouth at a time. Well, at a time anywhere. So I can't contribute to that. Oh, are you jealous? No, not at all. I was waiting for that. No, I've had a few gay guys hit on me.
I could have, you know, I could have sampled it. I choose not to. Oh, okay. I will, till the day I die, choose not to. Not to. Those who enjoy it, that's great. It's like olives with you. You don't like them. Yeah, but I have tried olives. You've tried it, but that's okay. I have tried them. You can live with yourself for trying olives. I couldn't live with myself for trying cock. Okay. There's a difference. You can brag to your friends, well, I tried olives, I don't like them. I try, I don't like them. I can't go to the cigar shop.
Well tried sucking a dick the other day it didn't go so well just not my taste just not my thing I'll be sitting alone in the cigar shop oh there might be a couple guys I don't know so Vince tell me about it what was the difficult part the balls the shaft or just swallowing stretching of your rectum Yes Here's so many things not wrong So not right with yours Because you're not wrong But it's definitely wrong Hello Frisco I might be smuggling out cigars I'm not telling you Just don't know where they are I'll tell you right now You're not going to find them by frisking.
We're talking cavity thurge. Oh, my God. You do that way too well. You're demented. There are things that are just not right with you. Not left either. Definitely not right. Definitely not left.
Anyway, so I discovered a list of the top 20 fetishes amongst swingers yeah a lot of them and i gave it to you yes and i read it and you're going to go over it and i i didn't memorize it i have no idea of the order or all of them i don't you know but so i mean some of them i don't know if they're fetishes but it doesn't matter a lot of them that we we've been like oh we do that we do that so i'll even start with the first one which is one that you're very um you do all the time fact that drink bourbon they didn't they didn't have that as a fetish on here it was fetish 21 it was only 20 and only 20 oh it's like you know sexist man live i'm always number two and the top 100 you're 101 101 that's it Thank you.
And there's only 20. And there's only 20. It's like Sexist Man Live. I'm always number two. In the top 100, you're 101? I am 101. In the top million, you're 1,000,0001. Just outside the bracket. Never the first one is one you like to do, and it's voyeurism. You're a watcher. I could see that being the top one because you have to be wanting or willing to see your mate with other people. Absolutely. So you might not consider yourself a voyeur, but it's part of it. Oh, yeah.
Like we talked about before, I liked peeking over one of my playmates and just kind of like watching you with another female playmate was very a very erotic you know and watching her squirm and squeal and scream and bring out the mace kidding no mace no mace was involved but don't judge maybe that's the aphrodisi. That's another one that did not make it on this list. What's that? Mace. Oh, that'd be my list. That'd be your list, okay. Yeah, I don't think it'd be a swinger list. It'd be Vince's list. It might be a personal list.
But yeah, voyeurism is a huge one in the swinger world, of course, or in the lifestyle in general. I mean, everybody, I'd say most people have a bit of voyeurism in them. They like to watch others. They like to watch the mate. They like all that stuff.
You have to be willing to see because, you know, correct me if I'm wrong, you know, in a swinger situation, in a party or whatever, okay, even in a hotel with two couples, let's say, at some point, you're going to look over and see your mate, and you have to enjoy what you're seeing, or it's going to infuriate you, and you're going to go like, okay, fuck this. Right, yeah. If it triggers something that's not positive. I mean, and sometimes... What if you were blindfolded? Well, that's a different fetish.
I'm it is but i mean even i mean let's talk about this in a lifestyle when you have two couples especially um one of the mates on either side or both sides is going to move faster than the other depending on how the the one they're playing with with the other couple right right you know um if we were with another couple and the man is aroused by you you know he's going to want to kiss and touch and stuff and that's going to move fast where the woman might not be so enthralled do it with me you know and and just So I have to, you know, do eight or nine more drinks. Stop it.
Take a roofies i do but but no what i'm saying you know seriously but sometimes one will move faster right exactly than the other because you know one might be like okay i'll take it oh i hope ever happen. That's not. Well, that's a whole discussion we need to have on another show. I think we did. We did have taking one for the team. Yeah, we should revisit that. You think so? Yeah. But anyway.
I just think even if one of the partners and one of the couples is not taking one for the team, it's just naturally going to progress quicker on's make that a whole nother show um i think naturally one person is taking one for the team you think so in general not 100 i think in general one person on one side or the other might not be as enthused as the other one is with the one they get to play with. Let's make that another topic. Yeah, that's definitely another topic because I'm lucky I've never had to really take one for the team. Not really. No, but plenty of other women have had.
Yeah, have had to do that. Until they sampled my tongue. Well, that's a whole different thing. Okay, number two is? Number two. I should have probably done this from 20 to zero. Whatever. It doesn't matter. Exhibitionism, which is me. Which is the complete opposite of number one. Exactly. I love being in front of people. I love knowing that people are watching me. I love knowing that you're watching me. You know? Yeah, and I'm not the exhibitionist. I'm just the opposite.
Exactly.'t i don't that's one of my right issues is i'm really not comfortable naked in front of oh groups of people well yeah you get it yeah thanks that makes you feel good no i understand if i looked like you fuck no that's exactly what i meant you know did you ever try a blonde a blind swinger group vince that might be for you it might be where know, really swing out. It's like, you know, when all the men and women are blind, you might make out. You do pretty well. No, I mean, you're such an ass. Where was I going with this?
No, I have, I guess because I spent my formative years before I was in the lifestyle as a stripper. Sure. And being in a sexually oriented job. You can't be a successful stripper and not be an exhibition. Oh, I agree. But there's a lot of girls that force themselves to do it by, you know, doing the extra shots and stuff. Sure. I don't advise that. No. But I was always comfortable. Even when I danced nude, which you think, oh, my God. Actually, that was easier. That was so much easier. I didn't have to worry about, oh, this costume doesn't fit right.
Or the G-string might get a G that might be too big. It kind of flaps open. You can see things and whatever. It didn't matter. Makes you more tips. Yeah. It's like, oh, you've got a little peekaboo. Or I even wore things that were just like crotchless because who cares? You're going to be nude in like three seconds anyway. Well, at a nude bar, if you're not dancing at a nude bar. Yes, only in a nude bar. That's different. Yeah, even at a nude bar, I was very comfortable. The nudie bar. I got to grab that soundbite from Married with Children. Yeah, I think you should.
But yeah, I was very comfortable. So going into a swinger situation or a party and having, being intimate with people in front of other people was just the next step. So it wasn't, it wasn't anything, you know, I had to worry about. All right. Number three. Number three. Oh, number three. Oh, okay. Number three is threesomes. Of course. Threesomes. I think I read that one. It's threesomes, foursomes, moresomes. There's threesomes, foursomes, and, well, after's threesomes, foursomes, and... Moresomes. Well, after that, it goes into something else. But I think down...
Yeah, I think that's a natural fetish in a swinger. Oh, yeah, absolutely. I mean, every guy's... Even guys in the vanilla world, their fantasy is two women. So two women, all them, you know, how many guys?
Oh, yeah guys oh yeah that's a huge one yeah and as great as it is oh and it's great um i'm speaking from my point of view of course as great as it was those you know times i got to do that right um i actually prefer one-on-one you know you can concentrate more on the one-on-one the the threesomes foursomes i do i get distracted so i'm having fun but it is kind of essentially sensory overload a little bit because you're trying to multitask and if you're multitasking you're not paying attention to your own sensations necessarily or what you're doing to a particular person because you got a cock in one hand, you're sucking on somebody's tit or another cock or whatever.
And it gets kind of a little, let's say overwhelming. I'll say distracting. But it's still fun. But you're right. You can really concentrate on one person. You can really, really connect.
Yeah, a few shows ago we talked about that i agree and i could see um for a woman where like you watch these women say in a gangbang situation you know she's getting fucked by one or maybe two guys you know she's got a dick in her mouth and one in each hand well is she able she's trying to concentrate on you know yeah i know juggling all these things but is she getting to enjoy being plowed right i mean she enjoyed having intercourse um no she enjoyed being banged like salvation army drum okay where is your focus attention uh senses able to get all the pleasure from? Right.
Is it, are you getting the physical pleasure, or does that become more of a mental pleasure that you know, you know, you're becoming a dirty little slut, or you're pleasing all these guys? Right. You know, I'm not saying you're not getting pleasure. Exactly. Where are you getting your pleasure? Are you able to focus on the pleasure you're being given? Right. You know, I'm not saying you're not getting pleasure. Exactly. But where are you getting your pleasure? Are you able to focus on the pleasure you're being given? Right. Hopefully, by, you know, being fucked. Right.
Or are you, is your pleasure coming more from knowing you have, you know, four guys, ooh and a nine at the same time? It could be a little bit of both. I agree. Sure. I don't know the answer. I mean, I've never, you know, had that pleasure of having four guys at once. It just hasn't happened. I've tried so many times. I'm sure you have. Oh, sure you have. No, I mean, group sex, threesomes, foursomes are fun.
I went back and revisited a foursome I did with the Three Steves and it my memory of it was much different than the actual video like I remember being a whole lot of fun but I looked at the video and it's like well it looks like I'm having fun but I remember it being a lot more uh you didn't have an orgasm no you know what and I don't there's only one or two of the guys that did. Like the last Steve did. And so it's the same thing for guys, too, because you're too wrapped up in. Write this down. It's another show. You need to have an orgasm to have fun. Oh, wow. Another show.
It's another show. I'll write that down. Another topic. Okay. But yeah, my memory of it was a lot more, I remember it being a lot more fun. When I watched the video, you could tell it was kind of awkward in some instances. And going from person to person was a little bit difficult. But yeah, I mean, if you can get the rhythm down in a multiple-person sexual, whatever you want to call it, escapade. Well, during that time, is your goal to make, almost like a competition, okay, I'll make, if I can make them come, then they drop off one by one. Then I, you know, is that a goal? I don't know.
See, for a man, if I'm with two or three women, let's pretend. Right. Me making them come doesn't make a difference. No, no. I mean, yeah, they'll enjoy it. Yeah, they can keep going. But, you know, once I pop, I'm like, I'm done. You're pretty much done. I'm like, I'm pit stop and I'm out.
Well, I was hoping, like, I would have gotten more of, um like multiple guys coming on my face and of course i mean that's really hard to plant you know yeah i think those guys are bangs or the cockies or okay well that's a whole that's a whole other can of worms yeah that that whole thing the problem is the the jabber jaw guy was uh was one that was so uh that's the whole thing over the top he was the dominant one one and kind of pushed the other ones out. Yeah. So anyway, number four. Number four. That is the foursome. Okay. I said number five. Okay. BDSM, which we talked about in length.
Not one of mine, but okay. Yeah, definitely. I'm a dabbler.
And like I've said a billion times before, so some people like that kind of um interaction you know that whole uh um dominance and and submissive or uh top bottom or uh power exchange whatever terms people are using this week and and there's uh there's definitely a level of intrigue for me personally which i've said before i i love the whole restraint i love the hair pulling i like being dominated to a certain extent in some in some ways and other times i want to be the dom so i i get it it's kind of a fun thing spanking again that's probably my favorite character in the little rascals oh spanking spanky oh anybody remembers the little rascals and that's bank i can't go for um i personal if i'm like in the mood spanking is great if i'm not in the mood spanking is not so great so it depends on uh it depends on like where my head is at at the moment if i'm in that another show we gotta do a show've got to do a show just on spanking.
Okay. You can help me understand it. I don't really understand it. I only understand my aspect of it. Well, we'll talk about that in another show. Okay. So I can't talk about anybody, others, via spanking. Or should we with any time? Okay. Number seven is role-playing, which we don't do a whole lot of. I've done role-playing for certain customers for videos. I've done role-playing for certain playmates that had a fantasy I could fulfill. I've done it for sales jobs. Yeah, I'm sure you have, yeah. In training, you do role-playing. You do role-playing. Not as sexy. Says you. Hi, Mr. Customer.
Hey, Bounchicka Bowelow. Oh, you see you're wearing a Phillies shirt. So you're a Phillies fan. How about them? Doing really well. Whatever. Well, role-playing is definitely out of our realm because we don't we're not actors no i i did have fun with the one one playmate that had the fantasy that he wanted to go and um do a glory hole but in a very very safe environment and that was kind of a role play And that was fun. And he was very excited about that.
You know, again, I was very excited about that you know again i'm not bashing oh no anybody who's into that uh personally no i don't um no i think it's kind of uh i mean for certain no that's fine this is kind of fun but i mean it's you know it's like people are into cosplay not into it. I mean, I'm not talking sexually. I'm talking about cosplay in general. Right, right. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe I'm too old. I don't know. You never ran into role playing even before.
The closest I did to any of that was like when I was a real small kid playing army, running around the yard, pretending we're shooting each other. Oh, we've all done that. Well, that's about as close as I got. Yeah, me too. I wanted to be a cowgirl, so. Now you just ride cowgirl. Well, that little riding club. And reverse cowgirl. And reverse cowgirl. You're so versatile. Yep. And you know what? Sometimes those childhood memories do get fulfilled in adulthood. Okay. Number nine? No, this is number eight, sex toys, but I have a bazillion of them. Exactly. You know, yes, sex toys are great.
Sex toys, vibrators, dildos. Well, they even include handcuffs as far as a sex toy, but. Yeah, I see that. You know, feathers, all those kind of things. Chickens. So if you're kinky, use the whole chicken. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I don't use them on myself. I enjoy using them on other women. Oh, sure. That makes sense. That's always fun. Yeah. Oh, I think it's, you know, it's an additive. Yes, I agree.
It's like, you know, I don't have to put garlic on my pizza but it tastes good it makes it taste good you know i don't have to use a vibrator in your clit while i'm liking you but it helps oh yeah that's definitely i don't have to put a finger in your pussy while i'm liking your clit but i do and i always like that you slide a finger in please just a finger not the fist not the fist later the fist. Not the fist. Later. The fist is later. Give me a minute, please. Yeah, for me, I do enjoy toys from time to time. Some toys, I go through like a certain, I guess a rhythm.
Like I get into like a groove where like certain toys are like my favorite and then uh either a they die the battery dies so i have to find a new like favorite toy it's i mean i guess i would equate it to like for me cooking yes there's there's moods i'm in to cook something or eat something right so there might be or even with my bourbons or my cigars. I'm looking for something, a flavor, you know, whatever. Right.
something or eat something right so there might be or even with my bourbons or my cigars i'm looking for something a flavor uh you know whatever right and it might be the same thing with toys like well this toy does this i'm looking for a certain sensation yes you know this one absolutely and you know vibrate the shit out of my ass and this one can you know rock my clit right yeah you know so whatever if you had a clit, it would be rocked. I'm not talking about me. Yeah, so certain toys definitely do certain things at certain times. In a mood for something? Yeah, exactly.
That's why I have a whole closet full of freaking toys. Toy stores come here to replenish. Sometimes it feels like that. Oh, here's one that I used to, I've always liked, anal play. You always liked anal play you know sometimes you know if you're not sure about the insertion part there's so much more you can do before the insertion lotions and fingers and toys and on the outside and anal play is great it's um well it's you have to make sure you have to make sure your partner is into anal play well Well, that's certainly one thing.
The house parties, I found out that these women, I get them going so well, and I eventually migrate into anal play. Then I find out afterwards, these women come up to me, like, don't tell my husband you were fingering my ass. Okay. Because you're going to be mad. Yeah, because I don't let him do that.
you had me so worked up that's the thing that you could have done anything it's like oh the more work i don't generally walk up to someone's husband and go wow man i got two fingers in your wife's ass that was incredible it's just not me no oh my god i would no that would be very very that would not be good etiquette no i'm with anal play i mean you really have to be more worked up i get it some people get worked up more a little quicker with that but i mean if you're already worked up yeah the ass is like is waiting i think there's a point especially for women when i've seen that you can get them worked up enough in a good way right but basically you could get them to write you bad checks.
Sometimes, yes, that's very true. Here's my credit card, just keep going. Just keep going, don't stop. I'm envious of that. And here we go with oral sex, which is... Oral sex to me is probably my favorite giving and receiving. Yeah, I agree. I love oral sex. Well, I know there's a lot of women that will disagree because they just need to be brailed. They want to be pounded. And when I'm in that mood, I get it.
But to get me mood the i need that the the oral stimulation you got to warm the car oh you don't just hop in the car start it up and put it in drive and take off yeah you can't just walk up and start pounding the shit out of me that's not going to be so good it's not going to end well but yeah i mean um but yeah lots of like our one friend you know i mean i made her come a bunch of times and she's like i need to be she needed to be fucked yep you know it gets you to that point well i get it i mean sometimes it's different i'm not saying anything's wrong i'm saying everyone's different right and sometimes you change from day to day sometimes like an oral orgasm it's fine it's all i need i don't need any kind of penetration really maybe you know a little bit and then those other days was like okay I've come this way now I want the next step I want I want some kind of assertion I want something to stretch me out really wide you know and it it just depends on my mood another topic to write down another topic to write down okay how much do you invest into getting your orgasm?
Oh, yeah. Jeez, you're coming up with them. What are you doing? Sitting here thinking. Well, this list is making me think about that. Oh. Because, you know, some people talk about, oh, I have a husband or a wife or whatever. Gives me a horrible orgasm or whatever.
It's like, okay, well, you know, we'll talk it on when we do that show okay how much did you invest into getting that person to know what the fuck you're looking for where have you and this person just is a fucking moron well we'll talk about it communication number nine or ten whatever number 11 you're way like i said 11 swapping partners oh we have done that too we're that's kind of a stupid one because that's part of swinging um but these are the fetishes could Like I said, 11. Swapping partners. We have done that, too. That's kind of a stupid one because that's part of swinging.
But these are the fetishes. Could you be in swinging and not swap? Yes, of course. It's, yeah, same room. Same room. It wouldn't be. Sex, but watching another couple. Yeah, this is just swapping partners. It doesn't say soft or hard swap. It just says swapping partners. Okay. Which is, actually, that is the, it is the essence of swinging, but I mean, that's generally what it's thought of. Exactly. If you ask a person a definition of swinging, that's going to be. Yeah. You're having sex with other people. You're not having sex with your partner in the same room with other people necessarily.
Although it could start that way. Sure. You know, we've seen that. So, okay, public sex. When I read this one, I was like, ooh. Yeah, I see that as a fetish. It is, definitely a fetish. You know, nowadays, that is a dangerous, dangerous thing. I cannot, you know, because. I know, that's what I thought. I thought the same thing you thought. You all said you're a sex offenderender. Yep, well they also include such as clubs and parties as public sex. Okay, if you're in a safe environment, then it gets back to the whole exhibitionist voyeurist. Exactly.
Like going out to a public park or something like that. Oh, don't do that, don't. You could lose your job and never get another job. Well, back in the day, I mean, okay, I was like still in college. So I was in my early 20s. And I remember my girlfriend, Helen, and I took this guy, John, into the woods at a national state park and had a threesome in the state park, which I would not even think about today, especially with everything in this environment. I mean, back then it was just like, hey, let's put a blanket down and let's just have sex, you know, in the woods.
And I wouldn't even think about that today. That would just be too dangerous. Like I said, there's a story of a guy who just, it was in the middle of the night cutting through some properties and one was a schoolyard and he stopped in his schoolyard and in the of the night school was not in session and he was peeing and cops caught him and he got branded a sexual predator. That's ridiculous. But, you know, that's what I'm saying.
If you're going to do sex in public, you know, you better make sure and I'm going to tell you not to do it, but if you are crazy enough to do it, you better make sure it's like your own property and it's as secluded as you can be. That's what I was thinking. Just go with the fantasy in your head that you're in the middle of some city. Well, that's what's so great about our property. It's like a lot of the playmates we have are like, oh, wow, I can have sex right out here on your deck, and I know your neighbors are right there.
That's very exciting to them because our one neighbor is a little closer than the other one. We can kind of sort of see them, but with the leaves on the trees you can't see a whole lot. You get that illusion of being in public. You're outside. Put it that way. You're not in public, you're outside. You're outside. Yeah, outdoor sex is nice. Oh, well, yeah, I enjoy outdoor sex. Please. Careful. Yes, don't do another public public. We're not telling you to do it. Yeah, sometimes you got to just go with the fantasy because the reality is way too dangerous. Go get one of those dentist wallpapers.
It looks like a farce. Yeah, okay.
Ooh oh we're outside yeah stay for that one now the next one is swinging clubs um yeah i yeah that laps back into voyeur and exhibition yeah i mean that's i mean i get that we have not had good experiences with that but a lot of people have that is just us so don't go by our experiences because a lot of people enjoy the clubs in that club situation yeah well part of our problem with the clubs and stuff is due to you our experiences because a lot of people enjoy the clubs and that club situation part of our problem with the clubs and stuff is due to your experiences and mine I'm just so tired of the super loud music and have to yell to people to have a conversation it's just it's not enjoyable for get it.
But for those, that's a thing that's part of the allure. And the chance of meeting new people every time you go is, I can see it exciting. Oh, yeah, I can see that. Yeah, if you're an exhibitionist or a voyeur, I can see it very exciting. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Because there's a lot of that going on. Yep.
Okay, the next one's kind of similar, Swinger Parties, done it's the same thing same kind of thing yep i get it and then what number this is 15 but this one should have gone up with the threesomes because it's up to group sex when you said threesomes foursomes and moresomes this is the moresome group sex which i have uh done a couple times yeah a few times i mean i'm talking groups as in like three guys me it's like. Yeah, a few times. I mean, I'm talking groups as in like three guys meet. I was like a foursome. Your birthday party was six. Oh, six, sure. And me, so I was seven.
So, yeah, that was fun. That was a lot of fun. I enjoyed that. But in that one, I was, of course, restrained, which is wonderful. And I was the center of attention. It was more of a controlled atmosphere. Yes, it was very controlled. It wasn't like a free-for-all orgy. No, no. It was so wonderful. It was like a sexual day at the spa kind of a thing. Because everybody was like attending to me. It was very nice. Yeah, yeah. You have another birthday coming around. Oh, boy. That's a little scary. If they just don't stop, when do they stop? Don't they stop sometime? When you die. Thank you.
That's so uplifting. You won't know when they stop. Yeah, I won't know. You're right. Soft swapping. Yeah, soft swapping. Again, that's where you do oral, but you don't have penetration. No penetration. That's got a level of eroticism to it. We've done soft swap with people that were... Yeah, that were soft swap couples. Right, or, you know, we're quite sure. It's got a level of eroticism. Sure. Again, then you get back into the voyeurism. You're to watch your mate. Oh, yeah. That's kind of nice. Yeah, that's a very nice situation.
And then, of course, another aspect of swinging, which is if you have soft swap, of course, it's swap so you know didn't they cover it um what that one of the other ones yeah yeah there was the one swapping swapping partners yeah that's weird they have it same thing i don't know all right i guess if you're swapping partners is that not full swapping? Yeah. Hmm. Whatever. Okay, move on. Okay. Of course, they're bisexuality. A lot of the women. No, not mine. Not yours, but definitely mine.
A lot of the women are definitely bi or bi-curious or, I mean, there are some straight, but they're more pliable, I guess. You know, they don't mind a little kissing, but they're not really, they may not eat pussy, but kissing is fine. So you have to figure out people's boundaries. Different levels of bi, I guess. Thank you. I guess you know they don't mind a little kissing but they're not really they may not eat pussy but kissing is fine so you have to figure out people's boundaries. Different levels of bi I guess. Yeah I guess so. You always say bi-curious or are you bisexual? Right exactly.
Bisexual is fine. Having fun it's all matters. Swing or cruises which I'm not sure I would, I mean, they always sound kind of nice, but I don't, I don't be trapped on a boat with, I don't be trapped on a boat, let's put it that way. You know, I, I'd be willing to try a swinger cruise. It'd have to be like a long weekend, it wouldn't be a week long. Oh, no, I'd be. You know, it'd have to be like a three or four day cruise. Yeah, I don't know, something short, yeah.
But, yeah, I don't want to be, I've never been on a cruise and there are tons of people who have and they love them i just don't my idea of vacation is not a uh floating mall with four thousand people i don't know that's true i think this i think the swinger cruises tend to be smaller ships. That would be better. A little more intimate. I don't want to be chapped on a bit with 4,000 people that might, hey, let's have sex right now. I know it's the middle of the day. I don't know. I'm talking completely without knowledge.
But the swinger cruises, I don't think the whole ship is a Swinger Cruise. I have no idea. I think they dedicate a couple floors. Oh. I'm guessing. I don't know. I don't know either. I don't know anybody who's been on a Swinger Cruise. No. I'm willing to find out, though. Yeah, if so, if you've been on a Swinger Cruise, let us know because we definitely don't know. I'd love to hear your experience. I mean, maybe have you call into the show and talk about it. Share your experience with other people. Yeah, because that's one thing I'd have no idea, but I just figure it's just a...
Never been on a regular cruise yet on a swigger cruise. It's not... Do you think all the fucking going on levels out the boat from the waves? Or does it make more waves? Oh, probably makes more waves. Well, now you've got a problem. You have a problem. A lot of drama, I mean. Possibly. And they're not a sponsor of the show. No. Okay, the last one. Da-da-da-da. Which I'm not sure. Well, it's interesting. Online swinging. Online swinging. Is that like maybe. I think it's more like the. The FaceTime or. The Swinger Lifestyle. The Fet Life.
the, oh, I think it's, like, I don't think it's more like the... The FaceTime? The Swinger Lifestyle, the Fet Life. I think it's like just meeting people and exchanging pictures. I mean, exchanging pictures is a big thing. Or videos. I mean, they're talking about couples to meet and play through online platforms. So maybe a FaceTime. Maybe just FaceTime or whatever.
FaceTime or whatever whatever it's like camming for each other yeah we had one playmate that before we actually met him remember we had to do a FaceTime with him we saw him and he was a polyamorous he was in a polyamorous relationship and the first time we met him was actually a virtual meet which was actually kind of convenient because then he got a chance to feel us out. What he was doing was trying to make sure we're real. Yeah. That the pictures are us. Right. I get it. I have no problem with that. Yeah. Yeah, actually, it was kind of nice.
It was very nice as a first meet and greet was a virtual thing. So that was actually kind of interesting. And couples have always been sexting and, you know, sending videos. I always had playmates send me videos of them jerking off or, you know, or, you know, sexy nudes of themselves. So that's always kind of titillating and fun. Yeah. Well, that's a big thing. Yeah. Picture exchange. Oh, yeah. Picture exchange is huge for, for sure. We covered all 20. So, yeah, that was interesting. I think there's a, like I said, that's the most popular ones.
You're still going to have the standard ones of foot fetish. Oh, sure. Whatever else. But those people I don't think are as big a community as the 20 that that came out with. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, I don't know too many guys that are into the foot fetish. So you're right, it's few and far between. Where's one or two? Oh, they're out there. Oh, yeah, they're definitely out there.
We met a couple of them, you know or shoe fetishes or you know those kind of things but every everybody has their everybody has their little thing we mow a little thing out of it you know what i mean god come on all right hey um info at hotwifepodcast.com love to hear from you um want to thank you all for listening um Stay horny. Have a great night, everybody.
