To Shave or Not To Shave

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Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. Hello, everybody, and here we are again. Welcome to my Hot W hot wife podcast and i'm here once again with my wonderful husband vince i was waiting for a smart ass remark but i didn't get one oh my goodness are you sick are you okay i'm not drinking alcohol i'm just having coffee oh yeah me too well we're actually recording this one recording this one. We took off of work to do some work around the house outside. And it's raining. God's plans for rain were far more important than our getting work done outside the house. Yeah.

Yeah, I guess we weren't thinking of the hurricane coming up the coast and interfering with our... Yeah, well, since we don't watch TV, we have very little knowledge of what's coming. Well, I just didn't think it would be impacting us day after day. Yeah, one day, two days tops. This is what, day four, five? Yeah, something like that. It started raining, what, last Friday? Last Friday. Here's today's Tuesday. So it's like, okay, enough. Yeah, unbelievable. Florida had less rain. Well, I don't know about that.

No that no no it didn't have less rain but they had less time of it it moved faster across their state now just like hanging out here but no that's okay we'll just keep recording podcasts again sorry for you know prayers and stuff got told to people in Florida yeah it's terrible I don't know how you prepare for anything like that you don't well. Well, I guess since they have them all the time, you think there's certain things in place. This one was a little stronger. This one was a lot stronger. So it devastated lots of areas. Yeah, I saw that.

I did see a little bit on the news, not a whole lot. So that's quite the little top you have. Should I say where I got it? Not important. The thrift store. Yeah. It was like we just went thrift shopping, just kind of like, oh, I just walked around. I just happened to see this. And I was like, oh, that's a sexy little top. Very good. All I had to do was I found this little lacy thong. You got to shake close to the microphone. Yeah, I know. But I had to like lean back to show my lacy thong. It kind of matches it, you know? Yeah, it does. It looked like it belonged together. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, it kind of does. Yeah. So I was like, yeah. Cool. It's amazing with the sexy little things you can find in thrift shops. I don't go looking for sexy things at thrift shops. I do. I go looking for very few things at thrift shops. Yeah, well, I, yeah.

For me, it's those where you find things, oh, I'm not coming down against it, you know that, but anyway, oh, no, all right, let's move on to something, what, this is sexy, no, you have found some very sexy outfits in thrift stores, little dresses and stuff, and you're like, yeah, man, yeah, no, I'm not gonna argue that, yeah, it's been a find at times, oh, yeah, leather coats, like that cute little leather jacket, that's sexy, when it gets a little cold, I could wear it today, it's Old enough find at times. Oh, yeah. Leather coats, like that cute little leather jacket. That's sexy.

When it gets a little cold, I could wear it today. It's cold enough. God knows. You're going to wear leather out in the rain? Well, it's waterproof. It's not suede. It's leather. All right. So what did you determine today's topic is? To shave or not to shave. I wanted to deliver it like a lesbian. Like a lesbian. Well, whatever. Do they make the hand gestures like that too? Grooming styles of the rich and famous. Well, that counts us out. Yeah, we're neither rich nor famous. That's true. You're closer to famous than I am. Not really, no. More than I am. People don't know who I am.

Honey, I don't know who you are. There are times I don't know who I am. Well, there you go. Okay, what the voices tell me. Okay, so we're going to talk about grooming habits, so to speak. Absolutely. I think that's very important. All right. So you've been around long enough, and I do not mean that in a derogatory term this way. So you've gone from being full Bush to being no Bush. Not just politically, but. No, I didn't mean to think about politically. But when you were younger. Oh, yeah. You had the full Bush. I remember seeing pictures. Yeah, yeah, because that was the 70s. It was the 70s.

You know, in the 70s, I was a young teenager. In the 70s, know i was you know in the 70s i was a young teenager in the 70s if you shaved back then i mean i remember in the 80s i always liked um you know that was like the beginning of just like shave your lips but leave the hair right yeah i love that people are like oh that's just disgusting like little girls like how do you relate it to little girls shave their snatches um i never i always heard like when it was fully shaved I don't know.

disgusting like little girls like how do you relate the two little girls shave their snatches um i never i always heard like when it was fully shaded people were like oh you're shaving it to be like a little girl and and i i fell into that mindset there for a while yeah when i was dancing when i was dancing nude i mean we went to a lot of hassle to shave our pubes into fun shapes and mine was like a sort of a well if you're dancing nude yes i can see that it wouldn't like the standard bars in pennsylvania you had to keep your bottoms on so so you shave it didn't you you would trim so it didn't look like you had a french poodle hiding in your yeah exactly well you couldn't have the bars i worked at you couldn't have any hair at all showing yeah you get in a lot of trouble for that or fired or, you know.

But when I was dancing nude, you know, we would, you know, trim it and shave it up and, you know, keep it nice and neat. And one of the girls I danced with, I guess, was trying to shave it and she goofed. So she ended up shaving the whole thing off. We busted on her pretty good. We're like, ah, Rochelle, nice hair. And she's like, oh, shut up.

I fucked up up I was supposed to shave it into something else and I goofed up and I had to shave it all off I was like oh okay I get it but we poked fun at her for a night or two until it started to grow in yeah and now she was ahead of the curve yep actually it's weird because I when I quit dancing is when I started shaving it off totally. It's just easier. I didn't have to keep it a nice, cute little, you know, heart. I think mine was like more of a V. Skid notch. No, it was more of a V. You went for a while with just a straight up and down skid mark.

Yeah, because that's easier to shave than a V, too. But there were some pictures. I shaved more into like a V. The heart, you can't round the edges. It's just too much it's just too much not by yourself no you need help with that well i didn't have any help so you could have gotten help i'm sure i'm sure i always thought it'd be a really cool idea to have uh like shave it off but then have like these patches you just kind of, like, stick on there, you know, different shapes and stuff. Oh, boy. Didn't they have anything, like, a little tool? You mean, like, a stencil?

Yeah, like, I would say it'd have to be, like, a lollipop type of thing. Like, have a stick with a shape. You could put it there and then just trim around it. And just shave around it. That would have been a good idea. See?

Too late with my billion dollar yeah too late because now everybody just shaves it off fuck it but you know okay they say everything comes around it might come around again i hope not jesus christ i know i think it's fun to have a little you know a skid patch is one thing but like full bush no no not full bush that's just but no there's plenty of women with full bush oh yeah i just i we touched on this on other shows yes we have it is just even no matter how much you wash it's still hair holds a piss smell to it it's just unpleasant yeah i'm sorry it's unpleasant and i would think okay you're past this point in your life right but you know girls who get still get their period yeah it's unpleasant.

And I would think, okay, you're past this point in your life. Right. But, you know, girls who still get their periods and stuff. Period, yes. It's just, I mean, my ex-wife, when we were together, she was, again, she was that whole mentality of, you know, oh, you think of little girls. No, it's not. No, I don't think of little girls. I just don't need the stench. No, it's just, visually, it's more appealing. It's a stench. It's, you know, none of this. Oh, God, that's awful. You know, we'll get into that part in a little bit.

But it's like, but, and she used to have, not trying to be gross or TMI, I guess. Yeah, she had pretty bad periods, heavy periods. And she eventually caved in to shaving it. And all of a sudden she's like, oh, my God. I'm not wasting all that time. I'm not taking like a rinse-off shower to get cleaned out from the mess. Right, exactly. You know, it's just, I'm done. Yeah, yeah. And I said, well, that kind of makes sense. Yeah, it certainly does. You know, what's easier to clean? A spilled glass of water on a wooden floor or on a shag carpet. Yeah, there you go. That's true.

I mean, the only problem is with shaving is that once you start, like I have to keep shaving. I just, I have to shave like every day. Yeah. Every day. Well, you have very coarse hair. Oh, I'm terrible. It's like a porcupine. Yeah, I know.

Porcupine's like a porcupine yeah i know my nose used to be longer yeah i can tell it's like it's kind of like little it's like a pig nose i was like ground down to a flat stub yeah i know yeah i was not blessed with soft hair i used to put conditioner in my hair when i had it and you know all kinds of things to soften up no i've never gotten to try an asian woman but you know like i always like you see they have they're notorious for keeping their hair yeah for some reason i think uh asian women from what i've seen i'm sure there's ones that are against what i'm saying right it's fine but they keep hair but their hair is like real fine and flat, not even curly.

I noticed that too. But I've never, I don't think I've ever been with an Asian woman. Have I? I don't think. We need to break that trend. I don't think I have. Nope. I've been with a black woman. I have too. I think we've been with the same one. Yeah. Was there another one? I think that's the only one. Is that the only one? Yeah. I think so. Yeah. But yeah, I've never been with an Asian, so I don't know. I don't know. But I've been with plenty of fat women. I'm trying to lose the weight. You can hear me? Yeah. Jesus. I'm trying. I'm trying to lose it here. Jesus Christ. No, that's even worse.

What's that? I'm sorry if we offend you or I offend you, but when you get a very... I have no problem with heavyset women. Well, yeah. Okay.

But when all of a sudden they're heavyset and then they have all that hair oh yeah i'm sorry well we were with that not that i like skinny women with hair either so no it's the hair i'm just i'm just not a big on guys uh we had one playmate and i took his underwear down and it was like a freaking poodle there and i was like oh dude really i have a funny feeling on that case he was not in the lifestyle for real i think he was just cheating on his wife yeah that's why he was like oh i can't shave that you know it's like yeah you can why oh yeah okay mm-hmm yeah because she'll see the difference.

Like, why are you shaving that? Yeah. I'm trying to inspire you, honey. I want to see if you look at my dick. I don't know. That was not, I mean, like you said, I was like. Yeah. I was like, oh, come on. It just wasn't pleasant. It wasn't pleasant.

pleasant now if you're someone who you're with somebody and they don't perform oral on you then it doesn't make a difference but if they do if you're getting oral I would think the person that's giving you oral would probably appreciate even if they're theoretically even if they're theoretically let's pretend a husband shaves his crotch for the woman right okay which is far more laborious oh yes there's a whole lot but anyway we'll get to that a little bit but you know if if the wife if you had never been with a shaved cock before and all of a sudden you know you go to blow go to blow me, and all of a sudden everything's cleaned up, you're going to be like, oh, look at this.

Yeah, well, hey, look, your dick just grew two inches because it doesn't have four inches of fucking hair. That's true. I mean, a lot of bush. Yeah. It might be a lot of bush. Don't mess with the Zohan. A lot of boosh. A lot of boosh. But, yeah, there is, I get very, I'm very happy when I'm with a playmate and he, you know, we're taking off his under drawers or whatever you want to call them, his underwear. His underwear, that's fine.

And it's, like, all smooth and shaved and, you know and you know everything's like it's so much more fun to suck i'm i can't lie so much more fun to suck sure you know because i can go all the way down to worry about you know getting hair getting caught in my teeth and in my mouth and swelling oh that's just i'm sorry i'm making's exactly yeah it's it's like a cat coughing up a hairball it ruins the whole oh the whole romance or passion is gone at that point and then you can't get it so you take your fingers you have to dig it out and it's like it's like oh i'm gagging but not for the right reasons it's a it in the back of your throat.

Oh, it's terrible. Do I have like a sour face? Yeah, you do. Oh, that's just not right. I'm sorry. It's the same face you make when I say, he wants to have sex. Yes. Bitch. Asshole. You're such a jerk. You married me. Oh, yeah. Well, you know't i don't rub in all your mistakes yes you do oh yes you do let's not even pretend there you make shit up that's what i'm here for it's like fuck vince world war ii what the fuck were you thinking i wasn't even allowed your fault it's your fault? It's your fault. Fall of the Roman Empire. What the fuck, Vince? We had a great empire. And what did you do?

You went and fucked it up. I don't even know how you fucked it up, but you did. Yeah, somehow it's my fault. So Hindenburg, where the hell were you? Were you in Lindenhurst, New Jersey, you son of a bitch? Were you tugging that thing to you? It said no smoking.

had to have a cigar didn't you but um we're more like our conversation today johnsville oh yeah but anyway so yeah shaving so now the actual grooming part for a woman okay so like you do the whole thing you put your finger in your slit to make make sure you don't shave your clit off i just put my finger there and i just shave around it i just shave around it and then i'll just move it around and yeah it's like how i do this or do a portion i'm not even looking at your face i hear your mouth making some weird noise and then i just shave around it okay that kind of thing oh what was i distracted you yeah a little bit i don't get to see it much oh stop i showed you yesterday yeah that's all i got a show of it look we see what you don't get so for guys it's laborious it can be very laborious yeah I mean it depends on how your sack is hanging because a guy's sack changes there's times like i guess due to cold weather whatever your sack might be tight yeah and then there's times where i guess you're warmer i don't know yeah that's exactly and then it just kind more.

Right. And it's just like, you have that fear of slicing it when your nut's dropping out. Oh, wow. I mean, I know they're attached. They're not necessarily going to fall out. But if you cut it, that's going to ruin sex. I mean, if I shaved with a straight razor, I sure as hell wouldn't shave my nuts with it. No. Yeah, so. Well, I mean, and not all guys have hairy nuts either, so some guys are a little lucky. I don't know. Most of the guys I'm with are all. I don't see your nuts.

Well, most guys that I'm with, they're already, for the most part, are pretty much all shaved up, including their sack and everything else. Yeah, you kind of have to keep on top of it, and I'm guilty of not.

you know but it's a lot of work i get it i just hate going to bed like like feeling nubby it's just you can just call me honey no i'm not i was gonna no stop, I've said many other words for you that, yeah, I know, yeah, it's not a kid-friendly show, so don't worry about one of them, stubby is one, nub, stub, what's the difference at that point, bitch, hot dog down the hallway, oh, I'm pretty tight, I'm not, no, whatever you want to tell yourself, whatever gets you to sleep at night yeah well whatever yeah okay let's go with that hey i closed my legs on that one now the wind's blowing in case you can't see that that's a psych gag it's lost in translation there maybe not so but um yeah it's i mean i i understand so okay is it more important for a guy to shave everything just as nuts or on top of like the pubic region itself the nuts, at least the pubic region.

The nuts are like, I get it. I understand it's a real pain in the nuts. Pain in the balls, the shades. Especially if you have a dull razor and you nick yourself a few times. Oh. Man, there's a couple times you're like, you have blood spots in your underwear. It's like, what? Oh, yeah, I nick myself. And you're pulling my underwear aside. It's like, God damn. It's like I was in a knife fight and lost. You put little toilet paper things on your nuts. Like the little guy's faces. What's that stick called? A pain stick? Yeah, that stick you put on. Yeah, I forgot what they call it.

I used one when I was a kid. My dad had one. Septic pencils. Septic, septic? No, is it septic? Not septic. Septic is what you don't want. Sepsis. No, that's septic. Yeah. Not sepsis. Whatever. It doesn't matter. I had, don't like it. It's like antiseptic. It stops it from bleeding, but it stings like a mother. I've only seen them. I've never used one. Yeah. No, my dad used to have one in the mirror, like in the medicine cabinet. Oh, medicine cabinet. Yeah.

So like when you shave, you know, I don't think he ever he ever used it but he had one and he told me what it was for he said oh when you start shaving if you nick yourself you put there it stops you from bleeding like you know what so does my fucking fingers and spit on it but uh but you would find that you rub that pencil i was like son of a you might as well just take some like rubbing alcohol or hot sauce and put on your face yeah i, I almost went down to the base and just got the blowtorch and seared it shut. It hurt less. That's terrible.

Those little pencils, whatever the fuck they were. It's like, who designed this shit? How about Vaseline? Put Vaseline in that or clog clog it up i wonder if that would do that it does i've done it it bleeds a little bit through it but it stops it for the most part clogs it up clogs it up yeah not to mention not painful then there we go there we go if you're one of your in the pain nick yourself shaving and take one of those fucking pens and jam it in the fucking wound God, I'm turned on Yeah Put a hot sauce bottle up your ass and jump up and down. But whatever. Not good. Not good.

Yeah, I don't care if they don't shave their nuts or not. I don't care about that. I get it. I understand that. But the top part is easy to shave. Yeah, but when you're going down on him, you tend to lick his nuts anyway. And if he's got hair, that's where you're going to pull the hair out of. Yeah, but I'm more accepting that because I know it's a real, it's like trying to shave a, you know, change purse. The same as like where the shaft meets the sack, that area, that's tough. That is tough. That is tough. Yeah.

Now know you've never shaved a man no no i have not i think we need to do a video not with me we need to do a video of you shaving a guy i'm not that skilled i was like no oh my god no i would no, no, I wouldn't, no, no. I think we need to. No. Find one brave soul. I don't think anybody's brave enough or stupid enough. I'm just going to make sure they have a big dick. That way, if they lose anything, they're not losing as much. You sneeze while you're shaving mine, I got nothing. Yeah, I don't think that's a good idea. Okay. I don't know. That sounds dangerous.

okay would you shave another woman no i'd be afraid of cutting somebody yeah me i'm i know where things are you know what i'm saying on somebody else it should be the same place for all women but i don't know, you know, did you ever? Well, when you're doing stuff to yourself, it's a lot easier than you trying to do it to somebody else because then it's, like, awkward because you're... I would think it'd be easier to do it to someone else. Like, you know, for me, I'm trying to look over my belly down to see what I'm doing, and, you know. So you got to kind of hold your, suck your breath in.

Hold your breath while you're pulling your shit aside. That should be the incentive to do some crunches and flatten it out a little bit. That's what happens. All right, so what are you trying to say? Nothing, Jerry. Call me fat. No, I just got my little belly there. Okay, okay. Cute little belly. That's not what I'm hearing, but okay. Cute was not the answer shape I was thinking you were going to use, Ben. No, well, you've never done this. It's a lot easier for me to put makeup on myself than to put makeup on somebody else. It's very cumbersome.

So it's the same kind of thing, but you've never put makeup on. Yeah, I don't wear makeup on you. Yeah. Not even for Halloween, not for anything. He just doesn't wear makeup. No, I don't feel any need to. I'm perfect. Just the way you are, do you? Yeah. Just the way you are the way you are. It's a sin to be born this good looking. Such a sin. Such a sin. So now, okay. Okay. It's not necessarily sexual, but armpits. Men should shave them or not. Women should. Women definitely should.

Men,'t know they don't shave chest not shave chest if they're if they're a hairy man okay leave it go it's it's better to be hairy and soft i'm asking your preference i'm not saying what no no no here's my thought on that i mean i was with a gentleman and he shaved but it had been a few days and it was like messing around with a porcupine because he was like really super nubby and you know it's like ah dude you shave everything why just just let it go just i'd rather have hair that's soft and then you know nubs and like spiny nubs it'd be like me letting my legs go for a day or two it's it's really spiny and not pleasant not pleasant at all yeah if you're hairy it what are you gonna do i mean i'm vince i'm not hairy ha ha ha i mean that's just the way you are well i'm just asking because yeah there are guys who shave their um there was that one gentleman at the old barn studio you had met at the gym.

Yeah. And he had shaved his chest and his back. But he was smooth, so. Because he shaved it. Yeah, but if you let it go for a few days, you are nubby. Yeah. Well, there was times when we shot with him again that had been a few days since he had shaved his chest and everything, and he was complaining how it itched him oh i didn't notice that i mean i kept his shirt on that's why yeah it might have been just that he was um it was softer hair but yeah i was with one guy and he just it was like ouch ow gosh what he touched his arm and it's like ow ow ow abrasive yeah to get it.

I mean, I'm sure you could get electrolysis. Now we're talking money. It's expensive. Does it always work? I don't know. You know, if you're hairy, just let it go. Nothing you can do about it. I mean, it's not that offensive to you. Well, you could say that about the crotch, too.

Yeah, but I i'm not like eating everything i'm not like licking his chest necessarily there's some guys i've seen you do that's that's true i guess i'm more more forgiving with hair on the chest than i am around the crotch i've been with like pretty hairy guys and it's like hair and as soon as i get to like the crotch trees and it's like nothing, which does look odd, but I get it. I've been with pretty hairy guys, and it's like, hair, and as soon as they get to the crotch reach, and it's like, nothing, which does look odd, but I get it. I get it. It's like they spilled an air in their lap.

Yeah. I feel, you know, it looks odd, but hey, you know, whatever. What are you going to do? Do you want my mouth on your dick? Yep, then I, you know, you're a hairy dude. What are you going to do about it? It's not a whole lot you can do. And I don't expect them to shave their whole body. You don't have this issue, but I've been with women. I have other issues, though. We don't have that much time. This is only an hour, child. Or whatever. Can't go on that long.

But no, like women who, they'll shave, but then they don't have that much time this is this is only an hour show this is whatever can't go on that long but no i like women who they'll shave but then they don't journey back and like they got a hairy asshole and goes oh i've done i've you know you forget about those things because you don't see it but now i do more anal stuff i'm a little more um cognitive aware yeah aware that you know i gotta shave that area too yeah yeah you don't want to use nair down there don't do that i think they have new products now that are meant for the bikini region yeah and i mean it's supposed to be like more general because like nair is actually pretty brutal pretty brutal i when i was still dancing i had just a little bit of a and i used like a nair product probably not nair but something like it on my armpits and it was still coming in and i made the mistake of shaving my armpits too oh it broke out like you wouldn't believe it was you use nair and shaved well yeah i used nair and it was like a day later i was like oh it's just a little hair you know i don't like that and i i shaved it and i was like oh dear god you shouldn't do that no you shouldn't do that okay i didn't know i've never neither did i apparently apparently okay oh i was so broken out it was like i had to and so it was even worse so then i'm like oh my god these big giant red bumps on my armpits i mean it looked terrible so i was like i'm padding like now i made it worse i put makeup on it which just made it worse i should just i should just like i can't come into work i nared my armpits and then not i wouldn't get into details i just broke out in a bad rash yeah yeah but i i went to work anyway because they get really pissy if you call out so they're not very forgiving or whatever so i i dance for the old days so so i when i dance i just made sure i kept my arms down i couldn't lift my arms it's like nope i'm not gonna lift my arms no no no full clothes dancing like yeah i know i just had like these sleeves i just you know covered your armpits everything else was bare but so you know we can see my armpits oh it was terrible it hurt too you ever went and then you'd sweat oh then it even burned more so yeah it was not pleasant so it's interesting yeah you have never yeah used a product i've heard different things about it yeah you don't want to i would never i would well now they have special razors they market for like manscaping and stuff like that you know so i don't know if it's supposed to keep you from nicking your sack or what but yeah we should invest in some of them on you and see if you like them or not.

Instead of that machete thing you keep using. It's like a single blade thing. I know, it's like, that was a good job. Last time you looked. Last time I looked. Don't ask her when that was.

Don't get me started but uh anyway so yeah so yeah hopefully that trend doesn't come back where hair is in yeah i don't like i said i don't mind a little bit but you know i don't want to i don't want to poodle in the lap no i don't want to have the weed whack to get into the goods yeah it's so if if you were with a guy who had never trimmed or anything else do you think you would just forego oral that depends on i mean let's not look at shooting content and stuff. Let's look at... Let's pretend you were single again. Mm-hmm.

And you were dating a guy and got to the point where you're going to have, you know, sex with him. And you saw he doesn't even begin to trim. I... And would you tell him, listen, I really don't want to go down on you. It depends on how hairy it is. I'm talking like you can crash around a plane in there and no one will get hurt. I'd have to say something. I'd be like, well, we might talk about that ahead of time. Like, you know, how do you like your women? Do you like them smooth? And if he says, oh, when I'm big and hairy, I'd be like, I'm not your girl. I'm out of here.

When I'm not the big and I'm not hairy. Yep. Hmm. Okay. Yeah, I thought it might be a deal breaker. If it's like not too bad, then I'll forgo it.

Then afterwards, I'll be like, hey, you know, I really enjoyed that, but I would have enjoyed it more if, you know, you compliment them, but then you're like like it could be better if we if you did this if you trimmed it up or if i'm all smooth and i'm like and he's like oh i really like it smooth and i'm like hello maybe i'd like it smooth too yeah you know yeah another thing i'll use instagram as my example okay okay so like if i'm you know going through instagram and um and i get to some of the you know the hot women i follow along there and stuff right there's um you wouldn't see if they have hair or not on instagram maybe my twitter no well you no i didn't get to part is you sit there and you know men's penises all look different sizes shapes oh yeah okay so i could see where women and most women really don't give a fuck about the penis until it's up close and personal right i mean we've said before guys who keep sending dick pics of chicks they don't care in general in general they don't care but for guys you know a pussy kind of looks like a pussy kind of looks like a pussy oh no there's all different shapes and sizes that too within within reason but for the most part but yeah sometimes they're like no lips at all and i'm like the big meaty ones which are what i love but anyway but for me you sit there and you look at one and it's like i wonder if she shaves yeah and And then all of a sudden you see her wearing a regular bikini and you go, you can't tell.

But then you see pictures of her later on. She's wearing a postage stamp with strings. And you're like, oh, she shaves. You know? Yep, yep. Does someone shaving tell you something about them? Oh, yeah. It certainly does. I mean, first of all, you have to be. Does it tell you something about them sexually or just grooming habits and they want to feel clean or d all the above yeah probably a little bit of both yeah it's like first of all you're you want to make yourself look well sexy so there's that aspect and being clean well you can wear less Yeah, really scantily.

So that means you're a little more adventurous. And then certainly being shaved, heightened sensitivity. So you're going to be a little more adventurous that way because your things- Potentially. Potentially, sure. It could make you feel sexier, so you could be more adventurous. I can see if that would happen. Yeah, I mean.

mean um yeah if you're like a regular it's almost like the equivalent of uh what making sure you know your mom would say make sure you have clean underwear on in case you're in an accident you know if you had to go to the hospital for something like there's that girl that we both knew that was my neighbor's now wife right whatever um and again this was late 70s early 80s went to the public pool and she had pubic hair sticking out the side of a bikini bottom so if you don't trim or whatever and let's say you go so but would would a person be embarrassed if god forbid something happened to them and they go to the hospital and and i'm wearing this well i really i don.

Yeah, but no, I'm saying like a woman strips down and her underwear is puffed out from all the fucking hair and it's sticking out the side where it looks like she's got fucking Larry from the Three Stooges in her fucking underwear. You don't know who Larry is from the Three Stooges? Look it up. Yeah.

Or she's hiding a French poodle in her fucking underwear you know would that be more embarrassing than being shaved i mean i wouldn't be embarrassed about being shaved i think that would i think my gynecologist would appreciate that because they're not going sifting through everything to see what things worry about grabbing a hair and pulling it and hurting a woman like yeah it's like everything's right there it right there. It's like you can see everything. Yeah, it's clean shaved, yeah.

And again, one of the things that the new shaved trend for however many years it's been a trend, and I'm hoping it's not a trend, I'm hoping it's here to stay, is that the days of crabs has almost disappeared. Yeah, because crabs live in hair.

Yeah, although I did hear that they could still be transferred but i think it'll be a lot less i guess well it's less likely someone's going to have them you know nothing for them to survive on yeah because there's no hair yeah i guess they can only live in pubic hair they can't live in head hair i haven't i mean what's the difference between crabs and lice i wonder wonder? Head lice. I don't know. Here we are talking about it. One's good with cocktail sauce and one's not. And which would that be? I'm confused. Whichever one you want. Yeah, I don't know. No, I'm just asking questions.

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so let us know what you think any questions comments um no dick pics please um vince loves dick pics i mean i will forward them on if you send them but not necessarily yeah i'm more interested in like a nice facial shot and you want a couple different types of facial shots yeah i do but you have to see the video for that one but i yeah with the dick pics it's like i that's not the most important thing to me i want to know what they look like and you know what they're built like are they a good nice person do they have a personality then then show me a dick pic okay because i'm not you know guys just send dick pics they're like oh you're horny now i'm like it's a i don't know where to begin with this am i horny now it's like i can describe it in one word no I think I need a little bit more than that.

Could be anybody's dick. Is it that small? I need more than that. Well, I didn't say that. That's only if I send them to you. Vince, stop sending me dick pics. I've seen it. I can tell you photoshopped that one. It's got that.

Stop reducing the size of your hand in the picture to make your dick look bigger you know every time that's all i could do is try that's it oh yeah change the color on it try to tell you it was a guy from the blue man group and you didn't buy it no i i didn't find that at all because you know they all have bigger dicks under you little slut oh anyway i i wouldn't know you've had your blue man fantasy i could tell i i do yeah when they jump around and stuff yeah bang the drums but um yeah no the uh pubic hair thing is, I don't get why people would want that. Maybe they don't do oral.

Maybe there's no. Well, there's another thing I don't get, but okay. Well, not everybody's into that, but, you know, if you're at old school and that's, this is how God made you, and this is what, made you and this is how things are, you don't change that. Do you not do oral because you had a bad experience? Or do you not do oral because something doesn't interest you? That's a whole other conversation that could take up a whole other show. I don't know. I don't know.

Yeah, like the one girl i had dated right she didn't do oral because she had a bad experience and that sucks because she didn't put her hand on me well that's because she was afraid she was going to hurt me i'm like but uh no apparently it came out you know that she didn't want to have a cum load in her mouth. Right. And whoever it was didn't tell her and did it. And that was just enough to her, like, fuck you, I'm never going to suck dick again. Hmm. And I actually think it damaged her. Oh, yeah? Where I don't think she was as good sexually as she could have been.

I think it, I don't know if I want to say trust issues with her. Yeah, I can see that. Well, maybe this other person didn't intentionally. She didn't shave. She would trim so it wasn't creeping down the side of her thigh. But it's like, she had the big meaty lips too. And they're all hidden by that fucking overgrown jungle of freaking hair. You had a head trimmer to get to it. It's like, oh, there it is. Yeah, it's so messy. You hear fucking jungle sounds in there. Yeah, it's not my cup of tea. Not my cup of tea. Well, and again, let's pretend you go bareback. And they got hair.

Now you got cum all mixed all in that hair. Oh, it's all sticky and gross. It's such a bigger mess to clean up yeah yeah it's you know i agree it's messy all the way around yeah things getting stuck in it lint i found that parakeet i lost really i thought he flew away it's Got stuck in the hair. Oh, yeah. Just, no, it just... So our general consensus is shave it as much as you can without hurting yourself. Yeah. Well, if you're hurting yourself, you're obviously doing something wrong. Well, it doesn't...

I think it's like the first time I started shaving my legs and I didn't know how to use the razor properly on my legs. And usually most women will tell you the front of their legs where the calf is. You cut that, oh my God, you bleed. Right on top of the bone. Yeah, right on top of the bone. They drag up the sides. Oh my God, yeah. I knock on wood, I haven't done that in a long time. I've been careful.

Yeah, yeah i don't do it either when i shave yeah you don't have any hair on your legs oh that's good i shave no they're smooth they're nice yeah because i never had a lot of hair on my legs anyway and then wearing jeans all the time i'm not buying that i'm not buying that your hair would grow in anyway i just well i wear those tight jeans tight jeans and just rubs it off. Show off my body. Oh, yeah. Women want to see 320 pound guys in tight pants. Yeah, 320 pounds. Shut up. I could try. I was at one point. Yes, that was a long time ago, though. Yeah. I lost a lot of weight. Yes, I did.

Divorced her and dumped about 300 pounds divorced her uh-huh very funny very very funny but um yeah no so yep shave it up but be careful keep it well there's just so many reasons there's probably more reasons to shave than there is not to shave i agree i agree i mean reasons not to shave afraid of hurting yourself. Okay. Do you afraid that someone's going to think of you as a little kid maybe? I don't know. I don't find that a valid one. No. I always like the way my pussy feels after I've shaved it, especially if I... You know what the nice thing is? Yeah, I'm looking at the nice thing.

I'll put like... I just got some more baby oil. Sometimes I'll baby oil on then shave and then it's like it does gunk up your razor but you just you know rinse it i don't care and then like my pussy's all nice and smooth which i kind of like i kind of i like that smooth pussy yeah because you can feel everything it's like everything's like right there all nice and well and again like when we first got together you weren't really shaving no because i was and then, because I was still dancing. And then once we got together sexually, and I talked you kind of into it.

Well, I had a little bit more to go. It was like one more swipe, and I had no hair. But all of a sudden, you noticed how much more sensitive you were to oral. Because now the tongue is going directly to the skin, which has nerve endings, which help you with your feeling. Yeah.

Where it's not being blocked being blocked by a fucking mattress that's one way of putting it yeah but i only had the hair like at the top it might have been just you had no you had to get down a little a little on the side okay but yeah yeah once you take that away it's much more sensitive i agree with that yeah so yeah there's actually a lot more reasons to shave than not i mean heightened sensitivity it's cleaner i mean it's and and for guys too oh yeah i'll shave telling you what shave your shave yourself up shave your nuts shave everything and then get oral have the woman who gives you oral you i can't tell you who that is or whoever gives you oral what's up say whoever gives you oral wife girlfriend or girlfriend, or both.

Or boyfriend, I don't care. You know, I mean, wait until it feels a whole lot different. Yeah, it's the sensation is magnified. Yeah. I agree, 100%. A tongue going across your nuts when there's no hair there. Oh, it's like, holy shit. Hello, Frisco. It's good stuff. Yeah, I agree. You know, two thumbs up. Yeah, I agree. Two thumbs up. Yeah, definitely two thumbs up for shaving. Yeah. And again, you just feel cleaner. Yep. Everything cleans up much better. Mm-hmm. Much better.

Yeah, and if you're trying to hide from somebody, you know, you come home, you can just take a fucking wet wipe in your car, clean it up, and you're clean. Where you got pubic hair and shit, you're like, mm. Oh, yeah. And it hides the. Yeah. Also, it smells like another woman. Your wife's going to go. What are you doing? Of course, she goes, smells like wet wipe.

Well, I felt sweaty sweaty so I don't well whatever don't cheating's not not a good thing no we're not condoning sweat cheating nope or sweating we're not condoning sweating swinging yes we're sweating no so we exhausted this topic dear I think so I think we made our point shave it up shave it up stop listening to this show and go shave god damn it be smooth so anyway Thank you.

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