The Swinger Lifestyle from the Single Guy View

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Speaker1: Welcome to the Hot Wife Podcast, where we dive into discussions about relationships, intimacy, and everything in between. Before we begin, we want to make it clear that the views expressed on this podcast are solely those of the host and guests, and should be taken as opinions, not professional or medical advice. Additionally, we remind all listeners that this podcast is intended for adults over the age of 18. Unauthorized rebroadcast of this show is strictly prohibited without the written permission of the owners of Hot Wife Podcast. Now, let's heat things up. Hello everybody, this is Donna Lynn and welcome to my Hot Wipe Podcast. Of course, I'm here with my wonderful husband, Vince. Yes, I am. I'm here. Not today. And actually have a very special friend here tonight, Slim. First time meeting him. First time meeting him. So say hello, everybody, Slim. You got to talk into the microphones. Everybody can hear you, okay? How's it going, everybody? I'm Slim Diggins. Oh, nice. You can find me on Twitter as Slim Diggins. Slim underscore Diggins, too. Ah. Diggins. I thought it was Biggins. That's what I thought, too. Diggins, okay. Yeah, yeah, Diggins. Like digging in. There you go. Oh, there we go. Content Creator You're not going to give away anything. I can just tell. I'm not in my 20s. Actually, you look it, though. You look it. Yeah, I get that a lot. Yeah, I'd have to say you're maybe 25 if I had to guess. Yeah, I get that a lot. I don't. I definitely don't. I get 125. I'm pretty close to that myself. Yeah, we've actually been on the Springer site for about 20 years. Yeah. Yeah. So we're close. of people that have been on there and their conquests and stuff, ours aren't anywhere near that. We have a ton of the certifications, but we used to have photo parties in a barn I had at a studio. So everybody who came to the parties and I would take their pictures and everything else would give us a reference like, oh my God, they were great. But people are like, man, you must have fucked hundreds of people. It's like, no. To get a certification, you don't have to actually have sex. Sometimes it's just a matter of meaning. Going out to dinner with people that never went past dinner. Yeah. And just like, oh, they were a nice couple. Yeah, yeah. They were real. It's kind of like just exactly knowing that they're real. They're real. Exactly. Because you get like, well, you could get some flakes or not even flakes. You could get people that just like, are like, you know, maybe an updated picture would definitely help because now it's kind of like catfish. We've met them. Yeah. We've met people that it's like, that's not you. No, I didn't want people know in me. So I have another picture. It's like, dude, that's not cool. That's not cool. At least do it right, though. Yeah, exactly. What we have happen pretty frequently is the ghosting. Vince had this really cool birthday party, or birthday gift for me. I was supposed to be blindfolded, and a mystery man was supposed to come over and do whatever he wanted to do to me. Fuck me, whatever. And the guy was all excited. He's like, oh, man, I can't believe this. That's a great gift for me. Yeah. Didn't show up. Nope. Supposed to be here at like 7.30 one night. Never showed up. No, it was supposed to be said. Didn't even like text or like, hey man, I can't make it, you know. Go fuck yourself. My goldfish died, whatever. Yeah, whatever. But the next day, he texts me and he's like, oh, a good friend of mine died and, you know, it's like, okay, sorry to hear that, but you should have reached out. Yeah. You know, be a fucking adult. Sometimes, sometimes, though, I don't mean to cut you off. Sometimes that stuff is good, it's best for you, though, you know what I mean? Like, you don't really, he might not be telling you something. You know what I mean? So it's best that he just chicken shit out and it was like, no, I'm not. Or maybe he was like, you know what? I'm just not doing it. But it, you know, sometimes that, that stuff be like, hell yeah. Thanks for not showing up. Yeah. We've also had people like there was another guy years ago that was going to meet us at a local bar. Oh yeah. You know, we got to the bar, texted him. Hey man, we're in this corner of the bar, you know, never showed up. Yeah. It's like, you know, I mean, that's happened to us a few times. I don't get it. Why would you spend the money to join a site, put all the stuff out there, try to meet people, and then not show up? They're manipulators. They're scammers. That and they're just collecting the pictures. It's a lot of dudes that are acting like they're a couple. Yes, yes. They just want to like, come on. Let's not do that. As a single man, do you get that a lot? You run across it. I never went anywhere, and it was like, yo, come on. Never like that, but I might have gotten it through messaging. Like, all right, I know you're a dude playing. Come on. I just block it. But talking about even just how you say some people don't show up, People are shocked that I show up. They're like, you showed up. And I'm like, yeah. Wasn't that what we were planning on? Exactly. I thought that's what you said. And they're like, all right, come on in. Yeah, it is amazing. I don't understand when you go through all the rigmarole and exert all that energy to be on this site and do the texting and the back and forth and the teasing and all that just to not show up. I mean, I don't understand that mentality. I think they get off on that. You think so? I think they think that there's a turn on to them being, they're getting attention or they think they're deceiving somebody. They're not deceiving anyone. It's not like you're interrupting our evening, you know what I'm saying? Because we're just, we went to that bar, we had a couple drinks, the dude didn't show up. Fuck, and we went home and had our own fun. Fuck, and we had, you know. I can't verify that. I remember having a few drinks. Yeah. I can't verify we had fun. Yeah, I can't either. If so, I'm going to put that in the column. You've got to start flashing early, are we? Oh, no, surely. I think it's a little late now. Okay. Cat's out of the bag. So to speak. The kitty is definitely out of the bag. In shape. Yes, absolutely. But yeah, that's probably the worst, one of the worst experiences we've had. Yeah, the worst experience was one, that club we went to. Oh, that was terrible. Everybody was trying to paw you, and then I almost got in a fight with about five people. I would have won. I mean, come on. What do you think? You want to see what I was wearing? Slim, I was wearing this, which is like my skin. I was painted. She was wearing latex paint. I was wearing latex paint. Yeah. It was a Halloween party, and everybody kept coming over and trying to peel it off of her. Yeah, I saw that. They kept pushing me away so they could get in there. So I just grabbed a handful, threw them back against the bar, and told them, next one who touches her loses teeth. It's pretty simple. Well, the thing was, I've told this story a thousand times, so bear with me, guys. You've heard this a thousand times. I had made this Celtic cloak, so I had this big hood, and I wore that so you couldn't see me because we had to walk through a vanilla bar to get to the back room where the swinger party was going. So that was a little uncomfortable right there. That's different. Well, yeah. It was an interesting party. It was interesting. So when I got in there. We're not good with clubs and stuff. We don't do clubs. No? No, we just do this kind of thing, like where we meet with somebody or a couple. That's it. We don't go out to clubs. No, no. It's just been not a good experience. Well, let me just finish this story because when I took the cloak off and I, like I said, I was only wearing the paint. Okay, I'll paint it all over my body, a little demi-bra, a tiny little thong, and red boots. And of course, I had to have horns and my contacts. So I was a devil. And devil wings. And devil wings, which I had to put on when I got into the club. And as soon as I took the cloak off, it was a proverbial, you know, needle in the record. Everybody stops. Everybody stops. And they looked at me and I was like, oh, fuck. Oh, my God. The club was full of heavyset women, which I don't have a problem with, but they all thought, they all came as a Catholic schoolgirl. There had to be 20 overweight Catholics. Was that the standard costume everybody wears? I was like, oh my God. For Halloween, right? Just like, yeah. So I was, since my boobs were hanging out, people were going up to me like this. Yeah. And like, no, they didn't have arthritis in their hands. They were like trying to grab my boobs. It was, it was really uncomfortable. It was really uncomfortable. There was no respect. Yeah. I wonder how that usually is. Like, you know, like I watch from a distance. Like I'm not the type that I'm really like, Like, I'm kind of shy. Like, when I go to parties and stuff like that, I'm kind of shy. And I just chill in the back, whatever, and watch. But I will go. Like, if I see somebody that I like or that I want, I will go after them. But I'm not too aggressive and things like that. Because you never know. Like, with certain women, they like you to take them. And then some women are, like, you know, just, like, chill. In today's world, though, man, that doesn't, you know. Yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure. You get a whole shitload of trouble, man. For sure, for sure. You're off being just like you are, being shy and respectful. Yeah. I usually keep that in mind. It's just crazy. Even with this industry, making content and things like that, I'm usually like, I tell the women, not tell them, but if there's something or anything like that, let me know. I usually don't have any issues or anything like that, but even just on Twitter and social media and things like that, if there's any type of anything, I let it all out. Like, look, this is what it is. No, no, we're not doing any of that. Yeah, you know, you were commenting on my photography you saw on the site and all that. I've shot over a thousand models over the years, you know, when I was doing photography. And not one model can ever tell you I did something that I shouldn't have done. I didn't touch models during the shoot. It's just very respectful. It's like, okay, let's get the work. Let's get the photos and stuff done. You know, then there was times like after the photo shoot, the models would approach me. I would approach them. Yeah. And you were, you were like molested at one time. those two women. Poor little thing. I felt so bad for you. I'm still in therapy. I photographed two women and they were doing pictures. I shot them in a hotel over in Cherry Hill. They were in the lifestyle. I started packing up my equipment. They go, where are you going? I said, I'm going home. They're like, no, you're not. They threw me down on the bed. They both raped me. Not the R word. We just talked about this. It was consensual rape. Consensual rape. Okay. Yeah. This was, they took advantage of me. Oh, they did. They took advantage of me. I was all about that. There you go. That's the word. That's the word. Yeah. I was all about that. It's like, okay. You poor, you poor innocent lamb. Oh my God. How I suffer from my heart. Oh yeah. How you suffer. There's going to be lots of therapy, like you said. Yeah. That's true. Oh my God. Can you imagine? I'm pretty sure a lot of people, a lot of guys would be like, hell yeah. Hell yeah. Oh no. Don't do it. Don't do it. I've told this story a few times. My shirt is coming off. I used to work part-time at this one cigar shop, and my boss was on the lifestyle page, too. His wife wasn't, but he was. I'll just leave it at that. He's swinging a leg. He would see, after the parties, he could see different profiles would show up. He could tell it was my photography. He'd sit there and go, did you shoot her? I said, yeah. Did you have sex with her? I said, maybe. So one day he goes, how many times have you had two women at once? I don't know, eight times maybe? And he's like, fuck you. I said, how many times have you had more? Wait. Go back. What did he say? First he goes, fuck you. And then he goes, I said, well, how many times have you had two women at once? He goes, eight times less than you. Get the fuck out of my office. Yeah, that's funny the way you said it the first time. Like, fuck you. Because that was so, I felt it. Like, yeah, he was totally pissed. Like, fuck this guy. Yeah. Well, he's looking at me. Not that he's the epitome of being in shape. Yeah. But, yeah, they always like, you fat, ugly bastard. Yeah. They see me with her and they're like, how the fuck did you get that? Exactly. I'm like, I married above my penis. He does this. Yeah, my lens is that long. At all the right angles. Yeah, all the right angles. That's it, man. Oh, my God. Yeah. So yeah, we've had some interesting events. That's one of the reasons we started the podcast, just to share the experiences we have and talk to other people, like what your experience is and stuff. So, but yeah. Yeah, there's definitely something cool, like giving a different, an introspect on it, just because like some people have different views, you know, they have their views about everything. That's just like period in general. You have your view about this and that, whatever. And, of course, this thing is kind of like, I guess you could say, not frowned upon, but frowned upon. It's becoming more accepted, though. Yeah, yeah, but that's what I was going to get into. So, like, it used to be, like, something like, oh, my God, like, you're just having sex, multiple sex partners and da-da-da-da, whatever. Sounds that way, but it's not. Yeah, yeah, it's not always like that. Sometimes people are just together doing stuff like this, and it's just, like, the understanding and things like that that you don't have. Like-minded people. Yeah, exactly. Oh, you tell dirty jokes to normal people. They get offended. Yeah, yeah. Or you show your photography and there'd be a nude in there. Oh, this is pornography. No, it's not. She's a nude. It's a nipple. Yeah, the Sistine Chapel. Did you ever look at the ceiling? All these little naked cherubs and stuff. Oh, is that pornography too? Oh, okay. Like this right here. She has the titties off. She showed you her pussy. I don't know why she's wearing that dress at all. But I'm totally just like, you know, just like. You're overdressed. Oh, you're wearing slim as a towel. Yeah, I'll have the towel on. He took a shower before when he got here. Yeah, he got the shower. He's all nice and clean. Yeah, you know, I had to get clean. Now, do you know that for a fact? I do. I had to make sure that his penis was clean, so I had to taste it. Okay. I'm saving it. I only did a little bit. Did you hear the way she said that? Well, are you looking to finish your inspection? Slim, do you want me to finish my inspection, or do we have another topic to go to? Yeah, we're just talking about... I have one question for him. I'm not going to name where he lives, but he lives in a resort area. Safe to say? Area. I'm not saying... I'm not saying what state or anything else. No, no, but let's say he lives... He lives in an area. In an area. But do you find people that come to your area in lifestyle look you up? Like on the Springer site? That look me up? I wouldn't say no. Just because like on a site there's like, you know, there's certifications and things like that. I don't have any certs. People don't give out certs and I don't really care. You'll have one no later than tomorrow. a previous account and that one had certain things like that and then I kind of like took a break from being in the lifestyle just like you know and then so I deleted that account but then I came back so but people don't give a search anymore I guess so and I don't really and I don't really like press for them like I'm not like hey can you guys search me I'm just like you know whatever yeah we don't ask for them we get them but yeah I try to give them with everyone we meet if we just because it gives you credibility that It shows you're real, you're not, you know, like we just talked about earlier. Yeah, you were, you showed up on time. We don't share what we do. No, we just say that, you know, general. You know, if you look at that, a single gentleman to your rotation, you should really check him out. He's a great guy, you know. Those kind of things. Yeah. Yeah, that's usually how the certs are. They're like, something like that, or some people do go and do details. Oh, yeah, some people do. Oh, yeah, but I. It's like, it's none of their business what we did or didn't do. Yeah. What if we just went out to dinner? You know, You should see the way she eats dinner. You should see how she eats that sausage. She slurped up the gravy. Slurped up that gravy. She put the whole bread stick in. How she can take on a banana split. I didn't see her chew not one time. That's funny. You have her name? Right. She took that hot dog. and just slid it right in her mouth. The whole thing. And turned it around and came out the other way. Yeah, you're giving me ideas. Yeah, I know. Yeah, there's girls who can do that shit. I don't. The balloons. It's like the sword swallowing trick. Oh, no. I can't relax my epiglottis that much. That is sadic? What is it? What is it? Your epiglottis. It's a little. She knows some things. Come on. Yeah, she does. She has a nursing degree. Oh, yeah? All right. She's a wealth of useless information. Mostly useless. Wait. Definitely not useless. That is health. What are we talking about right here? You and I would just say, oh, it loosened up their throat. Oh, the epiglottis. I got shots for that to clear it up. He always does that. You're such an ass. The epiglottis is a little flap. Glasses on and chalkboard appears out of nowhere. Put the chalkboard up here. Put the chalkboard up here. You're terrible. Point to it. Point to it. Break it up. The car antenna? That's what I'm saying. Look, with the green skin, you can put it in the back row. Great. Thanks. You guys are just all heart. You're all heart. Give me a quick flashback. You're going to put you in a suit. I'm going to put you in a lap right here. That probably would have been one of the little... We used to do spooks when we were first creating content. There was one... Of course, we always did the whole sex therapist and patient. They were corny, but they were fun. They were a lot of fun. People were so interested in that stuff. Yeah. The most fun one, there was a guy, he really got into his role. Remember, I was a senator. Oh, yeah. And he created, Vince created digitally, like, all the microphones in front of me. And, you know, and my plane. And it had the Capitol behind her. Yeah, the Capitol behind her. And she was caught fucking one of the senators. So she was, like, giving a press conference. And what we did is the video of her fucking guy was, like, a picture in a picture. Picture, yeah. So here's the picture. It's a picture of her, like, fucking this guy. Yeah. But she's in front of these microphones, all dressed in a business suit. No, I did not have sex with this guy. And it's being played. And then she's like, oh, she's like, it's on the monitor. Yeah, I did fuck him. Yeah, I did. I was like, you know what? I like sex. He was good. Well, we actually, when we started out, our concept was confessions. That was our thing. So I actually built a church confessional. Yeah, we're going to hell. It had like a glory door. Yeah, glory door. So we are 100% into this, you guys. You hear that? He said he built a- It was just out of that cheap little one. It folded up. It doesn't matter what it was built out of. It was just a folding thing. It wasn't the whole room. It had a screen in it. It had a screen in it. So you could see her a little bit. But she'd be confessing. And we would, again, picture in picture of her fucking somebody. Yeah. And talking about, oh, I fooled around with my brother-in-law. Oh, forgive me, Father. But then sometimes what would happen is like all of a sudden the priest, like all of a sudden the little door would open, a cock would come through. So she'd wind up blowing the priest. Oh, yeah, we're going to hell for sure. That is creative. That is creative. That was fun. That was a lot of fun. Wow. I'll have to check that out. Wow, I don't think Confessions of the Flesh is so much somewhere. I have some old files somewhere. Oh, my God, that had to be what, 2009? It wasn't even 1080 back then. It was like 720. Yeah, it was pretty awful quality. It was pretty awful. But it was fun. And we had a pew that we found on the side of the road. Remember? Somebody was throwing away a church pew. It was like 10 feet long. It was huge. Cut it in half. Yeah. It was just like right there for you. It was right there in the trash. We're like, oh, we've got to have that pew. That's blasphemy. We've got to do that. So we formed this digital background. It was like me and some guy in the back of a church. We played like some guy, some priest. I had Gregorian monk music play. Well, yeah, that and we had a guy giving a sermon, and it's me and my playmate in the back of this, quote, church, fucking. That is. Oh, that's pretty. Yeah, we're going to hell. No, totally. You can put that out. That is something that people will totally be like, I'm buying it. You know what I mean? That is good quality content. I had a studio back then, so we don't have that. I had 3,200 square foot. But even then, you still have the content, like the video, or you think you have it? Somewhere. Yeah, people are still, what? Oh, no. It's terrible quality. Listen to me. People will compare it to... Okay. When you watch porn, because everybody watches porn, right? When you watch porn, most of the time you're skipping past that stuff. Oh, yeah. I'm sure you are. But it sounds like you're mixing it in nicely to where you're like, oh, yeah. And it's not something that you're just like, all right, fast forward. Come on, come on. There we go. There we go. All right. That's where we're looking. We like the meat and potatoes. It sounds like you guys are mashing it right. Speaking of potatoes, it sounds like you're mashing it right. And that's good quality content that I think people will... Well, actually, we were supposed to meet a couple today that wants to start generating content. And they couldn't make it today because he had nasal surgery and had some issues, but whatever. And he was talking to me the other day on the phone because they do webcams, but they haven't done content. So they're just getting ready to explore content. And he's like, well, what kind of themes do we do? I said, The Maze of themes are over. You just fuck now. People just fast forward the theme. Now it's a matter of you just come up with a good title. The title is your theme. Something to grab them. It's something like if you and Donna do a video, it would be like having fun with a guy half my age kind of a thing or whatever. Those things. I can't think offhand. I usually come up with some good ones. I had one. Let me think here. I'm trying to think of one of the titles for Mons. All right, I am drooling Blink. That's all right. But like, you know, I know what you mean. But you basically put the scenario in the title. Oh, like, hold on. All right, I got it. Now I click. Okay, good. They're going to look at me and they're going to know why exactly I just had that brain fart. You guys know. Okay, but like, I had one called Slim Gets Lucky. And it was basically like, the concept, like, a quick little concept was like something that you will think of like most which is crazy are you like okay we don't we fast forward those those scenes right but that is what when you when you see a woman or whatever you're into a man or whatever you're into when you see that in that moment like say at the grocery store right checking that you're like damn that mom is hot that's a hot yeah i will talk yeah you know things like that are incidents like that but we fast forward them in the scene i think they're not being filmed right they're not being presented right because Because there was one I did, like, Slim Gets Lucky. And it's kind of like she, the co-star, she's walking to her room, to her hotel room. And I'm kind of like the guy just, like, exactly, like, just checking her out. And I'm thinking, like, you know, in that moment, you're thinking in your head, like, what if she turns around and just says, come here? Come into my room. Yeah, yeah. Like, I see you checking me out. Like, come here. Like, let me see what you could do. And that's what she does in the thing. So Slim Gets Lucky. So I'm, she's walking. And I'm also walking to my room and I see her like, damn. Hell yeah. So I'm just checking her out. And every time she turns around, I act like I'm not checking her out. I'm just walking. Trying to be cool. If that was my porn movie, if I was in it, she goes, I'm going to see what you can do. I go back to her room. She goes, can you paint that wall? The drain in the bathroom is clogged. It's clogged. Can you unclog that drain? Let me tell you something. That's terrible. I had a moment like that, but it wasn't. so much like it was it was that was what the plan was that was to have sex you know what I mean like in a moment but I went to go see this girl and she was just like you know like she we had been flirting or whatever or whatever on the internet and then I get to her get to her and she's just like can you help me put this painting up and I'm just like looking around like you have roommates like what the fuck no like I want to say no like you know because like I'm looking you are tall yeah you are kind of tall but then I don't wear her and I'm just like She did ask me, I can, all right, fuck it, I'll do it. Like, but you have roommates. What did you? Okay. Now the painting's up. I'm going to paint you. Yeah. Did you get to paint her? No, no. Oh. Just hung up the painting and we just, we kicked it, smoked and hung up. She was like, yeah, baby, come on over to my place. Yeah, yeah, just leave. You're going to hang some artwork. Just like this and everything. And then you come in there and she's like, oh, she'll do this. She'll put her top on. Can you put that painting up there? Look, the funny thing about it is, that she's a painter right so it was her it was her she's a painter and she her painting like her her profile picture is a picture like a self-portrait like of her so i used to always ask her like is that the real thing like is that yeah she's always be like stop like joking like stop you know and then eventually she was like just come on over um not like not like that like actually actually she she we had met somewhere else we had met somewhere else and um it kind of just like what And then fast forward, I was in like, I was in New York. I was in New York. And then I just hit her up like, yo, I'm in your city. What's up? And then she's like, all right, come by or whatever. So I came by. But like, this is like one of those moments where we talked about where like, the woman sometimes wants you to take her. But I'm just like, like you said, times are different. No. I'm throwing hints. So what's underneath your bed? Do you want to? Show me something underneath your bed. Can you fill this format, what you want to do? Okay. Here's oral. You can check oral. If you want to give or receive or both. Here, check that. Checklist. If we're going to have intercourse, do you want to do doggy missionary? Do you like your hair being pulled? And then please sign this, and can you invite someone over to witness this? Drop some blood if you want. Do you have a note from your mom? That's kind of why I like older women. Like, it's no, like, nobody has time for, like, trying to figure out what is actually going on. Like, even when young, like, girls my age or, like, younger girls come into, like, the swing parties and things like that, it's, like, you have to really fill them out. And you're, like, I came here to have sex. I don't have time. Not that I, you know what I mean? Like, I don't have time to really be, like, you know, because that, that woman over there might really be eyeing me. She wants to, you know, She wants me. And you are still shy and breaking in, which is understandable. It's cool, you know, like that. But like most time guys are coming here. You know why they're coming here. You're not a swinger because you like to play checkers. Yeah, exactly. Like, you know. Chest. Chest. Not checkers. All right. So if you want, you could go on Facebook, right? Like Facebook and guys can like just hang out on like whatever. But it's not that it has to always be sex, but it's just like that's a different speed. Well, don't get in someone's way that wants to have sex. Yeah, that's kind of like a difference to you. If you're just going to meet friends, nothing wrong with that. Yeah. But get the fuck out of my way. I'm trying to. I got some sperm to get rid of. But usually, and the thing is, is usually like, okay, I'm a younger dude, so like, I'm, I have a lot of energy. I'm just like, let's like, let's go. I'll take, I'll take you all on. Everybody, come on. Yeah, you know, like this. That sounds like a. Yeah, yeah, so. Yeah. I'm like that. God bless you. Yeah, that and, you know, vitamin B12. Yeah, that's some tricks, right? I think they're starting to figure it out, though. Yeah. I mean, like with the parties, though, I mean, the parties we've always gone to, they're, I mean, of course, no means no, of course, that does make sense. Yeah. But usually everybody there is on the same page. And there always are couples there that just want to play with themselves. Yeah. You know, they just want to check everything out. And then... Well, they're new. They're new. So I get it. Even some of the vets, they're kind of just couples only. No, honestly, you might not see somebody that trips a trigger, man. It's like, okay, we'll play together. Or hey, the wife might see someone she's interested in, but they might have the rule like, well, unless the husband finds somebody, we don't do it. That's respectable. Everybody has their own rules, that's for sure. Exactly. That's what makes it interesting. Like I was saying earlier, it's not always just sex. It's like you still got to talk and engage with the people and things like that. It's not like just like, yo, hey. Sometimes it's like that. Sometimes it is like that. It's good to talk and get acquainted at least, you know what I mean? Get familiar and have a little bit of a feel. You have to have some kind of dynamic going on between people. You don't really generally like to fuck someone that disgusts you. I mean, I did that for seven years my first time. I wasn't even going to go there. Oh, my God. It was coming. I thought you were going to say it was me. Oh, yeah. I'll talk about that on the Hot Husband podcast. You're going to have a lot of husbands that are definitely tuned in for that. Oh, absolutely. Let me call in because I got to get some shit off my chest. Yeah, he has a hot husband. He has a trophy husband T-shirt. Oh, yeah. The trophy. I did not get it for him. Actually, another woman got it for him. Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah. Hey, that is compliments. Trophy husband, I know, I know. That's like two awards. Yeah, it is like two awards. And then, because one of her playmates had seen that I had that shirt, that he went out and bought her a trophy wife one. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah, sorry. Really? Is that why he did that? Yeah. Oh, I just- Yeah, he came here one time and was hanging out with us. And I was wearing the shirt as Mosquito. And then, So next time you stop by... Actually, I got two different style T-shirts that say trophy wife. Look at that. She trophied up or something. Yeah, well, we have the lights on. And the door's a little bit open. The door's lightened a little bit. But anyway... So I have a question, Slim. So I understand, I mean, for us, the progression into swinging and creating content was pretty seamless. I mean, it just seemed to make sense. We've always videotaped stuff from day one. Or did stills back before videos. Sure, but we've always documented the play time because it's always erotic to us and going back and reminiscing and looking over the video, that kind of stuff. So just taking the next step and putting it on a platform to monetize, it just seemed to be the natural progression. But how did you get into it? I kind of just said, fuck it. I don't know. Yeah, like I kind of just said, fuck it. Like I said, I'm shocked. And then I think a lot. So my brain wanders. So I'll be like, I'm pretty sure it happens with everybody. You don't want to be seen. I don't care. But at the same time, I don't want to be seen. That's what you hear a lot from some people. Somebody might recognize me. Yeah. Or work or family and things like that. And you're just like, no, let's just chill and still have our fun type thing. So recording, Yeah, I think I just said fuck it. Like at some point because I was recording, I had recorded with somebody, like a female bodybuilder. Oh, yeah. I like women at DC. She's kind of, she has it. Oh, yeah, I'm sure she's, well, I don't have, I don't have those muscles anymore. Used to, not anymore. That's okay. No, but you're still in good shape and things like that. So you still, you know. Oh, look, he says I'm still in good shape. Not like you. He makes fun of my butt. He goes, your butt used to be... Dude, she had a black girl butt. She used to have a black girl butt. You could bounce quarters off that thing. You could set your beer on her ass. But nothing fit. I couldn't wear any clothing. If you were fucking her from behind, you could put your beer on there. Yeah, he did it once. It was really... No respect. Oh, it was a six pack. Just here in the background. I was like, what the fuck are you doing back there? Don't even... If you go to fuck her anally back then, she could just clamp down, it out by its roots. You turn it around, he got a funding for you, just pouring it. But yeah, no, that's what happened. And I like hit my face. That's what usually happens. You know, like you, you'll do it, you'll record or whatever, but you'll hide your face like. Oh, sure. Most of the time, people don't really care about the man's face. Yeah. They care about what's happening below the belt. They want to see what the woman's doing with his dick. Yeah. Not only that, they, I don't know if people know, but also if the guy isn't good, it makes the scene like, this guy sucks. Why isn't he? Why didn't he do this? Why isn't he doing this? New guy, come on. So it's like both. It has to be both. We're going to the bullpen. Yeah. Hey, you, come here. I do mean bullpen. Bullpen. Yeah, I do mean bullpen. Oh. That's pretty good. I'm sitting down. If I was standing, I would have gotten dizzy. Yeah, probably. But yeah, so that's pretty much what happened. I just was like, fuck it. Is this your main source income? No, I just do this for like, for fun. I just like doing it. It's fun. It's fun. And you get to, in my aspect of it, you get to travel, right? You get to travel if you go to different places, if you go to like events and things like that, you get to travel. You get to explore, try different things, whatever. Women, of course. Like, what? Yeah. Oh, that's old. I don't want to do that. If you want to count that as a bonus. I mean, like, okay. Your boss would definitely be like, hell yeah, sign me up. That guy, he's brushing through. Oh, yeah. He's breaking through the shit like, hell yeah. Like, what? He's gotten so fat he can't tell you if he has a dick or what kind of shoes he's wearing. I don't even think he knows what shoes, if he had shoes on. Oh, man. Like back in the day, you're like, hey, you know, want to hook you up with him. He'll make his whole day. I'm like. Well, back then he was skinnier. Now I'm thinking. Now it's like I said. He's got to lift up his belly to find it. Midgets hide under him during a rainstorm. Oh, man. It's raining. No. No. Quick, get that belly over us. I don't know. But, you know, he suffers from Dunlop disease. Jesus. Yeah, his belly Dunlop over his belt. Yeah, I thought. Boy. Or, what's the other one? Dickie-doo. His belly stick out more than his dickie-doo. I've never heard that one. Oh, yeah. There's a couple. We're full of old ones. Again, more useless information. There you go. Yeah. But, yeah, then after that, like, just, like, selling it. It's fun. Like I said, is that the money? You know, it could be a lot more, you know, if you promote it right. I'm sure. If you go crazy with it too, and things like that, if you do it right, I'm kind of like chill. I haven't got, I really haven't broken past that. This is what I really want to do 100% type thing. You know what I mean? Like there's some people that are 100% locked in. Like, this is what I'm doing. We're filming all the time. Boom, bap. You know what I mean? And it is that main source of income. If you're self-employed, if you own a bakery, you got to live it, man. You got to work that bakery. to make money. If you're doing content, you have to work it. It depends what you're looking for. You're looking for spare money, buy groceries, or you're looking to live a lavish life. It's all about different. Like you said, it's all about what you're seeking out of me. I'm really just having fun. It's fun. It's tough, fucking beautiful women. I feel so bad. I feel so terrible for them. It checks everything off on me. Like travel, explore, women. I get paid for it. Made a couple dollars. I mean, for us, it was the same thing. Did he put women in there? I think that was it. I think he did. Right. I think so. I think one he overlooked was women. Yeah, I might have left that out. Don't forget to put women in there. Don't forget. For sure, for sure. Somewhere. It's a small factor. Might be number 10 there. Yeah, maybe, maybe. I mean, for us, I... I'll do some of the editing. I always find, of course, I've said this a thousand times on this podcast, I find it very erotic. You know what I'm saying, Slim? It's like, you know, there's one I particularly like where I'm doing a reverse cowgirl on a guy and he's a black gentleman with a rather meaty, nice cock and I'm riding him like reverse cowgirl. I'm like, oh, yeah, that was, that was nice. Oh, hey. Oh, hello. He's got some long fingers. He didn't know how to. Oh, hold on. Oh. Am I allowed to suck on him? I just gave him a little suck up there. It wasn't a big suck. It was just a little suck. Did I have an argument when you told me that? No. Then why would I argue now? Oh, good point. This is a podcast. We are videotaping, but the people who are listening to the podcast until we put the video up, you're going to have to describe. I will. You can do some ASMR. You think the mic can pick it up? Well, let me say this. It is almost like, fellas, it is almost like air. You guys know that feeling. It's like air, okay? Like she told you, she did a little bit upstairs when I hopped. It's like air. It's like, so you might not hear anything, but you're definitely You're going to fill it and you're going to be like, yes. It's like a nice breeze just constantly hitting and just like. I didn't want to, you know, give away the farm up there. I just want to give a little tease because I want to save the meat and, you know, the good stuff for here. So it makes more sense. So this is the audition before we actually go shoot some content. Yeah, that's what this is. Are you okay with that? I am totally fine. Yeah, just move your mic out just to scooch. I'll move mine out like here just a little bit. I still want to be able to give a play by choice. Is he going to stand? I think so. Stand right up here. I'll sit so we can still stay on the green screen. Oh, there we go. Come closer. I can do some sloshing. What a nice cock you have. Words never said to me. It curves to the left dramatically. That's unusual. It's a hard turn. It's a hard turn for sure, huh? You know, this is really good if you're like doing a scissor thing because it kind of goes in this direction anyway. If a woman has my dick in her mouth and hand, the last word I want to hear is scissor. You know what I'm talking about. Lorena Bobbitt comes to mind. It feels so good. I'm totally unbothered by it. I got you covered, dude. If she goes for something sharp, I'll take her down. I'm not going for anything sharp. That's a nice cock to suck on. Why don't you share with women what you're experiencing? Oh, okay. It fills up my mouth quite a bit. All right. It's just the right length that I can fit into my mouth. It doesn't all fit in, because it's a little longer than what my mouth can handle, but that's okay. Would you like to try in those limits? I can try. I can help you basically. Here's what I like to do. Oh, she's just going to go. So I usually guide it in, so let's say, big ah. Okay, ah. Ah. So. What? Now you got to swallow. There you go. Yeah. Going down there. He went past the epiglottis. Are my eyes watering? Oh, an epiglottis. I've got to be careful. You're going to use that kind of dirty talk. Careful, you'll have our dinner all over you. Yeah. That has happened. That has happened before. Yeah. I have that on video, too. Yeah, I know. But that was breakfast. What? I thought it was lunch. Yeah, we went out. We had gone to breakfast before that one shoot. Mm. Yep. Mm. So let me tell you what else is. Can everybody hear him? I'm going to crank up yours, though. Mm. He's hydrated. He definitely had a nice drink, a couple drinks of water. Mm. So it's not dry-mouthing. Mm-mm. It feels like you're gliding right in there. Mm-hmm I had to watch out at dinner might be coming out. That ruins a sexy mood. I see tears in your eyes. That's some deep throating. I've done that too. It won't be the first time. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm You can hear me slap. It's like a lollipop. Mmm. Would that be an all-day sucker there? That's definitely an all-day sucker. Mmm. Oh, yeah. Beat me that cock. Mmm So what are you getting? Why are you doing that? Oh, I'm getting there. I'm getting there. I'm concentrating on him, so I'm thinking about myself. You can take the headphones off if you want. Oh, yeah, is it? Okay. Okay, the same. We just don't want to have too much dead air. Yeah, not too much dead air. Let them enjoy themselves. Well, do you want to... We can just wrap this up. Wrap this up and then... All right. So again, everybody check out, you know, obviously... Oh, wait a minute. Sit down so you can... Check out Donna's stuff at hotwifedonnalyn.com. Check out our free magazine at 50shadesofpleasure.com. And Slim's stuff is? Oh, hold on. Get your microphone over here, buddy. I'm just like all in the mode now. Go figure. It is slim underscore diggins2 on Twitter. Slim underscore diggins on MV and slim underscore diggins on Envy would be many vids. Yeah, envy would be many vids. But most of the time it's underscore slim underscore diggings. Okay. You would pretty much find me almost anywhere that you're looking to be naughty. And then you'll definitely see him on my feet, of course. Yeah. Absolutely. But if you like what he does with Donna, you definitely got to go check out his stuff and see some of these other women that he's had the pleasure. Defiled. Yeah, definitely, definitely check it out. Pull up, you know, right now, right now. Pull out your phones. Do it right now. Do it right now while we're left. All right. Again, so check us out this Thursday. It'll be the next show. We'll come out. And hopefully you have a good week. So stay horny. Have a great night, everybody. Good night. Nice meeting you.