The Step Mom/Grandmom Fantasy

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Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. Well, hello, everybody. This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot my podcast and here i am with again with my wonderful husband vince hey hey you sound exciting a little different than the last show huh i mean was early morning and coffee. I'm actually kind of awake now. Yeah. It's actually the end of the day. I'm kind of winding down. Yep, yep. We have something a little more appropriate to drink. Coffee is appropriate in the morning. In the morning, but not in the evening. No, no. Well, no. Then I'll be up and I'll... Up all night.

We don't want that. Nope. So, anyway, tonight or today's or this show, let's put it that way, I guess. We're recording this on Monday and it's going to get posted on a Thursday. Okay. Okay. This comes in from a, a listener that actually asked us. And again, if you have things you want to ask us to talk about or questions for us or whatever, go to hotwifepodcast at gmail.com. Again, also you can find not only that, but you can find all the Outlooks for Donna at hotwifedonnellin.com. And you can find all the links for everything.

So anyway, this gentleman asked us, or a woman, I don't know, the name goes both ways. Whatever. I'm assuming it was a man, I don't know. That doesn't matter. No, it doesn't, not at all. Men, women can have whatever fetishes they want. Anyway, wanted us to talk more about the step-mom, step-grandmom fetish. That is a really popular one, strangely enough. Yeah, yeah. Strangely enough. I know we touched upon... And it has to be, by porn law, has to be, step has to be in there. Yes. Okay, otherwise be illegal and incestuous stuff. Yes.

But in all honesty, it's probably the way most likely you would be attracted to your grandmother's or mom would be if they were a step because your dad married someone. It's like a second wife or whatever. Yeah.

i hope that's the way it would go but um and again the fetish does go the other way women could fantasize about their stepfather their step grandfather and even i've seen on the internet step brothers yes i've seen that too so i mean the whole step fetish oh yeah there's uh sites that have a whole category called step fantasy so that's uh and they use it as step fantasy just to you know make it all legal and so it's not incestuous yeah and so the um the fetish or the interest it's still a fetish right i don't know There is a slight level of eroticism there, but since I don't have a stepmother or a step-grandmother and the mother and grandparents i had were not remotely attractive i mean my mom was a very attractive woman she was younger sure but again she's again, she's my mom, so I didn't find her attractive, you know.

But, you know, I don't think I could. No, I know I couldn't. No, but this is the fantasy. Yeah, no, the fantasy is erotic of sorts, I guess. It's the taboo.

We talked about this on another show when we did the new taboo, and the whole step fantasy was there was one of them you know it's um it's it's the taboo of you're being naughty with somebody you're not supposed to be being naughty with well it's a taboo you always want what you can't have and that's true too we've talked about that quite simple so yeah no i mean you know you want a ferrari why can't have one can't afford one can't drive it on the roads around this area so that makes you want it more huh you know i just drive it fast enough it'll glide over those potholes and yeah we'll be able to get it up by driveway but um pretty much it yeah so i mean the so i mean i guess the fantasy i'm again trying to dive into it with someone who doesn't have it Thank you.

Thank that aspect of you want what you can't have in the aspect of you know um we'll back up let's pretend i'm 18 okay i just keep it legal okay and i have a hot stepmom or step grandmothermother that the tabooness of it that like oh I want to fuck them so bad or whatever and um and they don't know it or or do or do they or is it the other aspect where the stepmom or grandmother or stepfather or stepbrother whatever whatever, grandfather even, I guess, is like, you could tell they're looking at you, whichever one you are and want to be attracted, you know. Like, I'm going to be dessert.

Yeah, that's... I mean, let's put you in this scenario. Let's pretend that you were... Let's put you at the age of 20. Pretend you're still living at home. You're Here we go. I mean, let's put you in this scenario. Okay, let's pretend that you were, let's put you at the age of 20. Pretend you're still living at home. Your mother divorced or whatever, your father. Right. Your mother marries a guy, how much older was your mom than you? 20, 22 years. Okay, so you're 20, so let's say she'd be 40. Mm-hmm.

40 okay so she would say she either remarried or was even dating let's say married a guy that was 40 or maybe even 35 that's pretty close and happened to be in great shape and was you know i mean your mom the picture i saw your mom when she was younger she was incredible yeah she did some weird things with the hair but it was a 50 so yeah she was very slender early ones she was really gorgeous i mean you know um but so if you had a stepfather that was you know, you're 20, so you're legal. Sure. He's 35. Within striking distance. Yeah, yeah.

You know, and he's in great shape and we'll do it from your end. How's that? So you can answer it. Sure.

So, you know, he's out back working building whatever yeah exactly so he's out there without a shirt on he's got great chest and abs and muscles he's getting all sweaty and stuff you know yeah i guess i'd be looking at him yeah okay definitely yeah and then you know thinking yes hmm you know i mean there's a lot of avenues you could take with that it's like okay if i fuck him is am i gonna be better than my mom is he gonna want me instead of my mom yeah it could get ugly that's why it's it's you know we're not getting into reality it's all fantasy yeah i mean well if you go fantasy what i'm saying mom and daughter will share him well maybe yeah you know it's like you know i mean i can go a whole bunch of different ways you know um and again the i mean you've had a few guys that you shot with that they are bigger you know that is that one of the reasons maybe younger guys like the older woman is it kind of has that fantasy without saying it might be in their head?

Oh, sure. Somebody else pointed out was the whole Oedipus complex. So maybe that's part of it, especially with the younger guys and the whole mom figure. Okay, let's just play devil's advocate. Let's pretend someone doesn't know what the Oedipus complex is. I thought it was down by the stadiums in philly but i went down there it was a play written by shakespeare it was about a a fortune teller tells this wealthy couple that their son that's going to be born is is the fortune is he's going to end up killing his mother and marrying or killing his father marrying his mother.

So to get around that, they give him up for adoption. I'm cutting to the chase here. There's a lot of ins and outs of this. The son grows up, blah. He's on his way to go to another kingdom. He meets a warrior on the road. They have a confrontation. He kills the warrior.

He goes to that kingdom and in their law uh he's allowed to marry the queen so he marries a queen unbeknownst to him the queen he marries was his mother the warrior he shot killed on the road was his father so that's the whole edifice complex that's what that means it's from that whole story so and i cut it really short and there's a lot of sorry if i really butchered it but i didn't want to no it's a short that's the uh yeah that's the cliff notes version not even that not enough to fill you in but not enough to pass the test not even enough but and and i never really thought of it that way you know but i i guess there is that whole you know deep underlying connection as taboo as it is of wanting your mother and there's a lot a lot of guys when i was doing a lot of like weird um the webcam things a lot of them wanted that whole step mommy theme yeah a lot of them i guess for me it was always like there was a couple women my mom had as friends yeah i always thought were hot.

Right, right. That's almost as taboo. You know? But it was never my mom or, you know? No, that's too close for comfort for me. I didn't even think of it. It just wasn't something that, you know, everyone's different. But, you know, mom's friend, well, that's fine. That's all right. You know? Yeah.

You know, my mom's friend well that's that's oh yeah that's fine that's all right yeah you know you know mom brother's friends you know yeah that's fine and still i mean still you know has a level of eroticism it's still a little taboo you know did you ever do anything with any of your brother's friends um no not not really they weren't interested in me at all okay no not even a little bit i was the nerdy little sister so they even though it was funny because they were my brother's friends are all my age he was actually older but they just looked at me the nerdy little sister and didn't really have anything to do with yeah i mean there's only what two or three years between your brother wasn't a big difference yeah not a huge difference but still i was a nerdy little sister so they're just yeah so i could never be cool so and that's how it goes yeah i had a couple of my sisters my sister's five years younger than i am a couple of her girlfriends were like really really flirty with me i can see that they were they were underage i mean i still was too at the time but it's like i mean and the one had an incredible body on her oh wow oh my god and she was wearing like back when baywatch was popular she had one of his red baywatch bathing suits And this is a girl who at the time was probably 15.

Right. So I was probably 15. Right. So I was above 18 at that point. And she's outside fucking sunbathing with my sister. And, I mean, you know, thongs weren't a thing then. Right, yeah. But she got up and she flipped over and she tucked it up her ass cheeks. And I was like, oh, dear God. I almost felt like Fast Times at ridgemont high you know where he's like oh god damn but i guess if people haven't watched that movie maybe they should dig it out and i watched it last night you said i told you it's unwatchable it's unwatchable oh that's a shame are so bad. Just the acting is so bad.

Is that the one with the Lassie and the... No, no, that's Porky's. That's Porky's. Oh, that's another one I need to revisit. I always say I'm Lassie because when I come, I'm a screamer, and they're always like shoving socks in her mouth or whatever. Well, that was... I don't know if we talked about it on the last show.

At the party, like we talked about when i came downstairs um without anybody i just came downstairs on the couch you're already down there with the first playmate right right and you were around the corner and i didn't come to look i didn't you know you could hear me oh i heard everything yeah and the thing is the group that was down there kind of migrated over and was standing outside the door watching. Yeah, there's no disguising that. I try to spell shit. No, don't be. Well, you heard the women I was with. They were all giggling, and it was all cute and sexy. No, the one giggle.

Well, there was a couple of gigglers in there, but giggling in a good way because it was... Well, you got to the point they were so sensitive they were laughing yeah but anyway um yeah i you know i guess i'd be i i have a a fascination with older women than myself right um i have a hard time i guess putting that connotation to it of grandmother or stepmom. I mean, at this age, I'm 57. If I said grandmother, she'd be fucking 90. Yeah, so that's the truth. Of course, my mom is almost 80, so I'm older than that.

Yeah, but it always amazes me because I'm 62, and when I'm doing all the webcam webcam things how many guys are just really into that whole the whole mommy fetish you know when they're like hey mommy when if we do if we do a video chat will you call me you know son can i call you mommy yeah hell yeah go for it i don't i don't have a problem with that okay so let's look at it in reverse view okay as a woman who could be considered a stepmom step-grandmom is it arousing for you with these younger guys being turned on by you is that oh yeah does that add a little level of fetish for you of oh yeah absolutely like you know i can make this 20 year old get rock hard and oh yeah there i always have pop pretty quickly usually sometimes sometimes yeah sometimes no but yeah they're um you know especially when they're like well you know i'm 20 whatever i'm 25 i'm 26 and i'm like i'm freaking 62 i'm definitely old enough to be your grandmother your mother is probably 20 years younger than i am but yeah it is it's it's arousing it's fun it's your tail feathers.

It's an ego boost. It's, you know, so it's all good. I mean. Sure. It's fun. It's erotic. Yeah. Again, almost everyone's of age. Everyone's of age. We're all good here. And everyone's consenting. Yep. Let's just get that out there.

But yeah, it's always, I'm just, just marvel at the the interest of it though how many guys are really into it i'm not i really would love to like answer like what the interest is but you know during a webcam i can't really can't do yeah again i mean the only way i could embrace it or try to, yeah, be interested in it personally is, again, it'd have to be the stepmom aspect. Sure. That, you know, okay, my dad married a woman younger than he is, but older than I am. Right. And she looks incredible. Exactly. You know, or, yeah, and with that, I guess technically he married that woman.

His new mother-in-law would be my step-grandmother, and she'd have to be hot. Right, exactly. You know, like my great-grandfather, he actually married a woman. His second wife was 25 years younger. Whoa, geez. Which know, those, you know, 1700s was very taboo. Yeah, I get that. You know, you know, I'm talking about the one that lived up there. Yep. Yep. Oh, my God. She was 25. That's why he died so much before he, she did. Right, right. Yeah, they were 25 years difference. What do you have to talk about?

I mean, that's a whole generation and a half right there't know i wasn't there i mean i knew her for you know a handful of years before she passed but i never met him right but hey god bless him i mean i don't know maybe he was packing this sausage i don't know maybe and maybe she you know again as a bunch of a Bible banger she claimed to be. I don't know, you know. I don't know, man. How much she got to use it, so. I don't know. I have a story. This is a real true story. When I was dancing in one of the clubs out there. One of the clubs. One of the clubs.

He was a DJ, and he had a female friend. They're their fuck buddies. You know, he told me all kinds of things that they would do.

He said said one time he was fucking on top of the dryer blah long story short their parents like i think it was like his dad ended up marrying her mom or vice versa and it was like and now the parents like now look you know they knew that they were kind of like dating and you know i mean they're friends they were like still legal the parents were like and you can't do that anymore they're like why not why can't we do this we've been doing this for years we're step we're not anything yeah technically yes there's no there's no i think legally they're allowed to because there's not a bloodline there yeah i wouldn't i i think socially it's kind of like unacceptable, but legally there's nothing wrong.

But is it? I don't know. I mean, don't get me wrong. There's some people who turn their nose up at all sorts of shit. Yeah, it's true. You eat vanilla ice cream? You know, whatever. But according to our pros, it has to be mint chocolate chip or chocolate chip.

chip fucking asshole anyway um this is not a political show um let's keep it sexy dear yeah keep it sexy i'm too sexy anyway um but yeah no that would be perfectly fine because there's not a bloodline there yeah i agree i agree it's just it was funny how that just all kind of worked out it kind of like i'm sure that's happened more than once oh sure sure that's the only story you know if two if two people are dating or whatever and one's mom's single and one's dad's single and they happen to meet and it's like you know the old typical you know 60s movies the sparkles in the fucking eyes and the chirping and shit, you know.

But, yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Maybe my fascination with more mature women, especially when I was younger, was just the same, but without recognizing it as a... I never wanted someone to call me... Calling mommy now. I never wanted to call anyone mommy or anything, but never wanted to be breastfed, but. No. Yeah, I don't know. So what was your fascination with older women? Well, one, I think I don't act it, but I think I'm probably more mature at the time than most of my friends. Yeah, you definitely don't act it. No.

Not little bit babe I don't try to but just I don't know there's something more younger women like I said 20 year old women should look like 20 year old women sure most of them don't look like they should but anyway um but they play games you know there's that you know where the mature woman um you can have dialogue with her you know she was you know again a woman i've said it before a bunch of times you know they know how to give and receive pleasure better you've gotten over the like, okay, yeah, let's go fuck. What the hell? Versus, yeah, I want to fuck.

Wanting and saying, yeah, we can versus I want to. There's two different things there. Yes, I agree. I agree. You know? Yeah, and there's like you've said a thousand times, there's not the game playing. We want what we want.

If we don't get it it then we just move on i'm not gonna you know sugarcoat it i'm not gonna beg i'm not gonna you know run around in circles i'm just just not gonna be there so well i mean at the party we're just at okay there was a a spectrum of people most of them were i'd say the youngest couple was in their 40s sure yeah okay majority of them were 50s 60s mostly 60s i'd say the average age was in the 60s yep i was right in there yeah so and some of them kept themselves in decent shape and some not so decent right you know and it was all about being real.

I mean, I had just talked with Mickey, and I said how the neat thing was, these are all people that are comfortable in their skin. Yeah, that's true. And it's their friends, and it wasn't so much a party as much as it was a gathering. Yeah, yeah. You know?

And she said that to me that that was cool because you know she's been going to some of the clubs more recently and realizes that it's just a big click kind of a thing you know people are very fake you know you have to fit into the mold that they and don't get me wrong as you know she looks great she could fit into any click with that you know now she's 41 and you know there's going to be a portion at these clubs that are let's say 25 to 35 right and we knew a guy a couple that you know he wanted to be part of the pretty people and wanted only younger women and stuff like that even though he and his wife didn't fit into that group he thought he should be because he had money right you know and i told her you know these people are just about you know they want to hang out have conversation before play if you want to if you don't want to play no one's offended right um you know and then it's all about the pleasure it's not about the visual right.

You know? And she actually said, I should have gone there instead. So whatever, next time. Next time. So again, who knows what's going to happen in her life. Yes, for sure. But back to the Fed, I mean, so what would you find more alluring to be? The step-grandmother or the step-mom? Well, probably age-wise, I probably am the step-grandmother. No, I'm not asking that. What do you find? A more alluring, step-mom. Really? See, I think the step-grandmother. I think it's a little more taboo. Oh, it's probably definitely more taboo, but I find it less alluring, though. Well, to be, sure.

You don't want to think of yourself as a grandmother sure i get that well no i mean it's it's just um the grandmother like you said is more taboo but i find the step mother more alluring yeah yeah because it is not so far in different in age i think you know i think you know somebody with reading glasses on and knitting as a grandmother, it's like, ah, that doesn't do it for me. No, I don't think of that as a grandmother anymore. No, that's very cliche. That's the 60s. Hey, there's a lot of people that are still knitting stuff. Yeah. Crochet and knit and all that. Yeah.

So, but yeah, I mean, I think the step-grandmother would be so that way it's like you know like her daughter can't know and his step-mom can't know and his dad can't know yeah that's definitely more taboo that's for sure absolutely because there's a lot of people a lot of things in play there that you know they can't they can't know like like you said but somehow when i sit there and think of the step father right or step grandfather that becomes creepy to me it becomes creepy to me too i know that's very sexist i'm sorry somehow when it's a older older man it becomes more of a in my opinion yeah um it becomes more of a predator style thing.

Yeah, I think we've said that before too. And I know that's wrong and whatever. I'm just telling you my thoughts. That's all it is. It's our opinion. Definitely a double standard in my mind. Yeah, I mean, some people are going to say doing anything step is wrong anyway. But that's the opinion. We're not doing it. We're just talking about it.

Yeah, we're just talking about this topic you know um i'm gonna jump on the boat right now now does it get wrong if if the stepdad is bisexual once i have sex with the stepson i mean hey hey whatever i'm not judging i'm just saying because in today's world it could be it could happen they find out the step-grandmother used to be the step-grandfather. Oh, dear God. You know, grandpop's tucking. Or grandmom would be tucking. That might have to go the other way. I don't know which way it goes. I'm not even in that arena. I don't know.

If it was a step--grandmother if they sell it as a step-grandmother but grandmom's tucking then she wouldn't she wouldn't have any offspring well they had it before okay when when grandmom was grandpa she got was dad it's too confusing it's too confusing can't tell who the players are without them are without a scorecard. Yeah, we need to have, like, notes and you need diagrams. Well, if the dad at one point had an offspring. Right. Okay, then became a woman. The offspring gets older, gets married. Right. Meantime, grandmom dies. Right.

Grandpop now goes, I'm going to recognize myself as a fucking woman. He he tucking and got himself some saggy fake tits saggy ones that's terrible gotta be the grandmother they they wouldn't be saggy not not right away you can't get saggy implants no really no just they put the bags in but drain like three quarters of the fluid out really can't do't do that? Well, maybe if the skin was already loose, they might sag. Well, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, whatever. You put way too much thought into this. No, there's no thought in it. That's the thing. You said saggy breast.

I was like, no, implants are usually not saggy. Maybe I'm onto a whole new thing. Especially if it's a man going to a woman, there's a lot of... Maybe we ought to start doing saggy breast implants. Maybe it's a whole new fad. Just give it a few years. The perky thing has been done to death. Everybody's doing the perky thing. Show me one motherfucker doing the saggy breast implants. Just give it a few years and it's going to go that way anyway. They're going to call it the Vince. The Vince? The saggy... Saggy breast implants. Did you just say... You don't even have to charge a third.

You only fill them up halfway. Can I save up money and get the other thirds put in installments? What did I say? I say so much it means so little. Oh, and it wasn't the other day. It's something you say to all the time. That's something about droopy nipples. Droopy nipples, yeah. Just droopy nipples. It's like someone is walking across the beach with ski poles. No, no, that's just, no, no. Oh, that's awful. No. Well, you know. Wear a bra, man. Wear a bra. You have a hard time laying, like, if you were going to lay down on the beach. Right. You have to, like, dig the sand out for your tits?

I don't know. I haven't laid on the beach in forever. Work with me here. Okay, you're going to lay down by our pool where it's hard concrete. You can't lay on your stomach. You can't tan your back. Why not? How do you tan your back? I just lay on my stomach. Okay. It doesn't hurt to press on them. I don't know. It hurts my knees more than anything. I have tits, but they're not fake. You might feel some pressure, but it's not that bad. I mean, I can't lay like that forever, but. Okay. I'm asking. Yeah, it's not great. In case I become a step-grandma. Can you imagine that? No.

The beard and chest hair. I'm your grandmother. I'm your grandmother. I recognize, I identify as your grandmother. Big old fake titties. I'm just going to go with the ones I have. Moobs. Moobs. Man boobs. That's awful. No. I don't know where this whole topic is going. It's going into the trash real quick. I'm almost done with my glass of bourbon. That might be why we're going that way. I don't know. And I'm done. Spunk loop. We have not talked about spunk loop. Oh, sure. The winners have gotten their, last month's winners have gotten their spunk loop.

And they're all excited to tell us about it. Yeah, I hope they used it. We mentioned it last show. I'm mentioning it again this show because we're going to come up with a new question. Something that's a little more. We're going to give away away four new four more eight ounce bottles oh nice okay so let me see let me think of a question that people have to answer to win um okay oh if you listen to the show before this how many guys did donna have sex with.

Oh, there that's an easy one no you were the easy one i wasn't that easy i was the man whore you were the man whore let's just say a little hint my husband had more than i did yes i did the man whore that he is god damn right he had more women i would have had i would doubled your number. Yes, you would have. If we didn't leave when we did. Oh, dear God. It was already one. No, no, I'm not arguing. I'm just saying. Yes. Because she was tied up with one other guy. And I don't mean it figuratively. You don't mean it figuratively or you don't mean it literally? I don't mean it literally. Okay.

It could have been as a BDSM part. She could have literally died up. She has what I'm saying. Yeah. And then the other woman had gotten her fill before she got to me. Right. And then said, I'm just too tired. I have to go home. Right, right. So. And you played with her husband, didn't you? Yes. Yes, I did. Yeah. So. Yeah. I was going to say something. So. So. But don't know who's listening. No, they're nice people. Man whore. Thank you. Yeah, I was going to say something. So, but don't know who's listening. No, they're nice people. Manwhore. My husband, the manwhore.

I went that on the back of a jersey. So you're no longer the... You get the number one on the jersey. My name on the back would be just manwhore. Number one manwhore. Trophy husband be damned is manwhore. Goddamn right at me would go really man whore it's like most people don't believe it so um but he's had fun with you okay back to the fetish i mean now you see none of those women would have qualified to be my mom or stepmom, put it that way. No, they're too much in our age group. Yeah. Like, they're peers more than anything. Yeah, they were within 10 years of my age.

You need somebody who's like 20 years older than you. That'd be 77. Well. Jesus Christ. Yeah, that would be. be boy i hope they're taking their vitamins that's all i can say working out religiously i don't even know if i know a woman that age that i would consider um the porn star charlie latour was in her 70s she's passed yeah she's she's passed unfortunately sweet woman um she was in her 70s. She's passed now. Yeah, she's passed, unfortunately. Sweet woman. She was in her 70s. Yeah, I would have done Charlie. I could not satisfy Charlie with my dick, but I could have satisfied her orally.

Charlie was a size queen. Yep. She loved her BBBC. And that's a big, big black cock. Well, it could be like R-BBC, a really big black cock. And there's nothing wrong with that. No, no. It's just that she was a talented woman. That's one way of putting it. We heard stories from her significant other how she would go to these sex clubs or parties. Right. And there would be, and again, when she, before she passed, she was in her early 70s, late 60s. I would say early 70s, yes. She would go to these parties and there would be 10, 12 BBC, and she would fuck all of them two to three times each. Yep.

That's a lot of it. I want to know what she was taking for her energy. That's what I want. Semen injections. Yeah, you'd have to have the energy to get there. I just think it was something that was a passion of hers. Well, again, before we the party the other night you were dragging wagging like oh i'm really tired i'm hope i have enough energy to stay awake you get to the party and there's the people there and the energy it's like wow look at her go you know yeah it does help doesn't it yeah yeah when you're around people yeah when you're around people it does help yeah but help. Yeah.

But, yeah, she would have been one. She definitely would have been one that would have been like a step, hot stepmother figure. I get the stepmom thing. I get that. Yeah, she'd have to be there.

Again, you could put the scenario to it, like I said, where dad married a hot woman that was either younger or equal age, just hot, you know, but, you know, or, you know, the stepsister thing, I get that, you know, but, or even the step-grandmother, because technically the mother-in-law could be, you know, like there's a young lady I follow or I used to follow her on Instagram, and her mom, who's maybe my age, maybe slightly younger, her mom's fucking hotter than she is, and she's hot. Wow. Yeah. Good genes. When she wears them, they are.

And if not not it's even better yeah well amen but um yeah that'd be a family like you know like yeah well how about okay how about um set of step is just mother-in-law legal i think it is because that's not blood oh it's not blood at all yeah yeah, so you could technically just dream about your mother-in-law or technically your father-in-law. Technically. Yeah, I don't know what the whole legal ramifications would be, the soil everything, like there's some kind of... Well, as long as you're not reproducing, I think technically it's almost all illegal. It's just you can't marry or reproduce.

Well, that's true. As long as you're of age and consenting. But, you know, again, my first marriage, my mother-in-law was not hot. I married you. Your mother was dead. Not hot. So she was definitely cold. She was ashes. Ashes, yeah. She's never weighed less. She'd be happy about that.

i guess i don't know about that much less yeah well um but uh yeah it's um it's an interesting concept of it's mentally arousing to me i don't know about the physically arousing for me yeah i get it i i like the fantasy of it the reality of it is kind of like yeah i don't think so but the again you're not in that scenario right i mean like you and i've been exposed to so much in the sexual realm right between porn real life you dancing for 22 years and everything else, everything I've shot, that you sit there and go, okay, it takes a little more. It would have to be the person.

Yeah, definitely the person.

It would have to be a stepmom that is not only attractive, decent shape, but she'd have to be super firecracker yeah something that's just yeah great personality and has a sexual edge to her um but yeah just like your normal house frown probably not no not your not your average walmart goer and we go to walmart just saying now putting walmart goer and we go to walmart so yeah just saying not putting walmart not putting walmarters down just making a general some yeah we're there too if you've been to walmart you see the average person at least i don't go there in my pajama bottoms you'd fit right in i would.

Except you don't have that many tattoos and they have all your teeth. I can't say that about everybody in Walmart. Come on. Okay, there's two other girls. I do put like street clothes on. And you speak English. Most of the time. Yeah, not well, but. I'm still learning. I was only born in this country. What do you want? You still have a couple more years and you're expected to know it. All right. Well, we beat this topic to death, I think, because it's not something that we're really into, but we kind of covered it.

And hopefully, if you've never thought about this fetish, it gives you something to think about, talk about. If you dare to think about and talk about it. Good. If you're going to do it, use Spunk Lubeub go to spunkwub.com um it's a great lubricant it is water soluble is non-sticky it's uh you can add a little level of eroticism because it looks like human spunk you know so you can you know you know squirt some on your uh step whatever's pussy and rub your dick in it and make you think you're giving her cream pie and, you know, whatever. I mean, or, you know, I don't know what you're doing.

Whatever you want to do with it is fine. Just use it for lubricant. Someone asked us about is it good to be pegged with. I cannot speak to that. It's fine on toys, though, so I guess it is. It's good for fucking a woman. I'm guessing it's good for fucking a guy. Well, if I use it for anal, I mean, it's fine. Yeah. Technically, it's pegging. Except I'm using a real dick. Well, whatever. Most of the time, I'm using a real dick. Yeah. But you've used it with toys. That's fine.

Like I said, it's water-solu soluble i even shaved with it the other night and how'd that go i worked well i think i need better razor i think my blade is getting dull but it it was nice because it was um it left my skin feeling nice and smooth afterwards okay like sometimes soap or whatever kind of leaves that film And this just leaves a... Moisturized. It's just moisturizing my skin. It's so soft and silky. It's just gorgeous. I wish I had a toy in there. Oh my god. On your legs? Wow. I wish I had something for my calves.

Vibrate my calves so hard and just make my calves pulsate and just, oh, one more.

Make my thighscaps look my look you can't have that would actually feel pretty good i always love those commercials where they have the vibrate and they're using it on their neck it's like this is big dick looking thing and i'm like oh personal you know massage wand it's like it's a penis come on it's a fucking i used to like on the boxes of vibrators yeah i can't say it does right now it's like not for internal use it's like are you kidding me what what do you think you're buying it for of course it's for internal out of every thousand you sell maybe one person actually uses it as a neck massager maybe and then that one day when they're rubbing their neck they look at it and go hey this could do something else yeah so but uh yeah so anyway back to it if you so if the stepmom grandmom grand stepfather that's a fetish you haven't thought about or you do think about it all the time you know yeah reach out to us we're trying to figure this one out yeah i mean we understand it to some degree but i mean there's got to be some specifics it can't be like hey my hey, my dad married a, you know, 400-pound trailer parkour.

Oh, my God. And I was like, yeah, I've got to get me some of that. I'm going to slap her in the ass and ride the wave in. You know, no. If that's what you want, good. Hey, go for it. Hey, everybody. I'm not judging to your face. Yeah, I'll judge behind your back, but that's different.

Yeah, I i don't know yeah enlighten us because i'm i'm still like on the fence with this one so we're going to try to coordinate um another one of the next shows i'm not sure which one where we have mickey on the show with us again and the show is going to about be about why it's better to fuck mature women we've been over that well we've talked we've talked about it, but I want the mature women. I want two. Oh, mature women. I want it more from your end of things. I thought I'd been very explicit about that. No.

You think because we mentioned it briefly one time, oh, we did a whole show on that. No, we didn't. Okay, then I will definitely be a part of that. If not, I did one show with Mickey, and I'll do another show about that another show with that. She doesn't give me a hard time. No, she's probably much more pleasant than I am. You notice that too, huh? Yep. She's not married to you, that's why. You notice that too, huh? I think about that every day. Oh. Oh, you couldn't be happier. Donna! Girl, go put some damn pay in these homes. Donna! Oh, Jesus. One show. Just one show. I didn't do it.

The show with Mickey. Of course not. And actually, the show we did about the party, after party, I didn't do it. Just what you pay attention to.'t do it You think you know what we've talked about on these shows Oh we did a show No we didn't You mentioned cum on a show one time We don't need to talk about cum ever again Jesus Christ We did shows about sex We have to keep talking about that on this Hot Wife podcast? We've covered swinging. Good Lord. We've talked about me fucking 1,700 guys in a week. Do we have to talk about it again? That's a different 1,700 guys. It's a new week. Come on.

I don't have to worry about it to death with the same thing. The Olympics only come to town so often. had that big a diversity I'm working and all I got was a bronze medal mother fucker gotta fuck harder fuck longer train more get some sponsorship but we're speaking of Sponsors, our newest sponsor is Spunk Club. It's the newest sponsor we really have that's all right we sponsor ourselves so go to hotwife donalyn.com and see everywhere you could find her her videos oh my god and uh you know yes we've been kind of occupied so some of the video production has been slow So.

But we've got some other things in the way of my fun. We've got some stuff coming up, some shoots coming up. I've got a brand-new camera today. Ooh, yeah, that is exciting. Maybe we'll do a whole show about your new camera. Oh, that's what people want to hear me talk about my camera. Oh, I want to see the results from it. They want to see my focal lights. How big of focal lights do you have? Jesus. Yeah, so he was like a kid in a candy store. It's like, oh, a new kid. I just got a text message from Steven. So we'll end this and I'm going to get on the phone with him. Okay.

We can definitely do that. Yeah. All right, everyone. Thanks again for listening. Our numbers are growing. They're growing. I mean, it's impressive. It's, it's, uh, thank you again. I challenge you all to tell, we're not asking you for money. I'm not trying to sell you anything except Spunk Loop. Um, the, uh, we, we ask you to reach out to spunkloop.com and check out their products. But, um, so we just ask you, hey, challenge a friend to listen to it. Let's get some more listeners on whatever platform you may listen, whether it be Apple, Spotify, iHeartRadio, Podbean, a bunch of fuckers, man.

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