The Reality of Fulfilling Fantasies

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Speaker1: Welcome to the Hot Wife Podcast, where we dive into discussions about relationships, intimacy, and everything in between. Before we begin, we want to make it clear that the views expressed on this podcast are solely those of the host and guests, and should be taken as opinions, not professional or medical advice. Additionally, we remind all listeners that this podcast is intended for adults over the age of 18. Unauthorized rebroadcast of this show is strictly prohibited without the written permission of the owners of Hot Wife Podcast. Now, let's heat things up. Hello everybody, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot White Podcast. And of course, I'm here with my ever-loving husband, Vince. I wouldn't say ever-loving. Oh, okay. Okay. My. For the moment. Pain in the ass husband wins. There we go. That's fine. There's the truth right there. That's the truth, right? Now I feel the love. Oh, there you go. Now you feel the love. Yeah. Of course you do. Of course you do. Because that's the kind of relationship we have. Yep. Hey, fall's here. Yep. It's cold, rainy, nasty, gloomy. Gray. Gray. Yeah. It's the start of the gray season. Yeah. Better to stay inside and have sex for. Something, you know, like when it's sunny, you want to go out and do things. I mean, not that you want to go outside and fuck, but, you know, at least now it's just like, you know, we can fuck and crawl under the covers. Yeah, you don't want to be, you know. It's a little bit raw out there. Invite friends over to get under the covers. Yeah, there you go. It's only so big, though, so be careful. Well, you got to, you know, pick your friends selectively. Or it could be like that one video we saw where the bed was so big it took up the entire room. With the Alaskan king. Yeah, Laskin King bed. That's not a bed, that's a fucking room. Yeah, that's ridiculous. Added room. Yeah. That's outlandish, but okay. Whatever. Yeah. To each their own, right? Yeah, whatever. Hey, if you got the room. Yeah, if you have the room, exactly. Yeah, if you have the room for it, go for it. I wonder how big those darn sheets. I don't know if it's a real thing. I don't think it's a real, I don't know if it's a real thing or not, but I mean, that's certainly a party bed. Definitely got room for friends. Oh, yeah. Friends. You don't need to put up the safety nets for the trapeze. I mean, the bed's big enough to cover that. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. That would save me a lot of time. I can see the wheels turning in your head. Steam's coming up. No, really not. No, I'm just sitting here like, I got to pace myself with this bourbon. Oh, it tastes really good. So I run out of bourbon before I go upstairs again. Oh, no, it's terrible. Such problems. I know. We have such horrible problems. I go through it so others don't have to. What's that? I go through it so others don't have to. Oh, that's what I thought. I'm good that way. So giving. You're so giving, that's for sure. I like to think so. So what is tonight's topic? Well, we had done a show on fantasies versus reality a while ago. Now, honey, honey, you're married to me. Oh, yeah. So it's not a fantasy, it's reality now. I don't know. Which is worse. Bitch. But so this one is kind of a spinoff of that. Should fantasies stay fantasy or should you try to live it? Fulfill it or keep it a fantasy. Yeah. I mean, we've gotten to do both. Yeah, that's true. We have had fantasies and we've had to. We've gotten to fulfill some of those fantasies, but... I don't know. Sometimes fantasies, in my opinion, fantasies should just stay fantasies. Because sometimes when you try to fulfill them, they're never... Not always, but a lot of times, they're never as fulfilling or as gratifying as the fantasy is. It's kind of like a letdown. It's kind of like anticlimactic. Because, you know... With the right person, it should be very climactic. But no, I mean, most people, I would think, when you have a fantasy, there's so much more into it. And even if you convey it to your best ability to whoever or whoever's you want to be part of this fantasy, they're not going to fulfill it the same way. You know? It could be a scenario. And it isn't going to be the same. Well, your fantasies, everything's perfect. That's what I'm saying. Everybody is insane. There's a flow. There's multiple people. Everybody's in tune with each other, and it's orchestrated, and everybody has orgasms simultaneously. Well, it depends if that's some of the stuff in your... Exactly. Those kind of things. Sure. It could just be you with one other person. It could be. This person's going to look this way and have this... This kind of body and be able to perform this kind of a thing and touch you a certain way. And then this happens. And, well, it doesn't always work that way. No. So sometimes there are certain fantasies I just like to keep as fantasies. Because if you try to fulfill them, it's not going to measure up. And it's going to be kind of, you know, anticlimactic. It's just not going to be. But again. What's that? You could also have. A Scenario Like a Fantasy, but then somehow there's something unique about it that is so hot. Oh, that's true. It's something you can look back on and receive pleasure from that. Oh, that's true, too. There's been times you've played with a certain, I can't name one particular scenario, but no, there's times that you've relived it. Oh, yeah, I'm sure. Oh, it was really fun. Like the one young guy, you did the first Upside Down 69. Oh, yeah, he's always fun. You know, that kind of an example, you've had times you said, oh, yeah, I was thinking about, you know, like when I was going down on you or whatever, it's like, oh, yeah, I was thinking about the time I was with so-and-so and we did this and that, and then, you know, the 5th Brigade or the National Guard showed up and then, you know. Had their way with me. The Blue Angels did a flyover. Yeah, that's exactly my fantasies there. It doesn't have to be a fantasy. It could be something that happens that wasn't meant to be a fantasy but comes to be something very erotic. Oh, that's true. That now almost moves into a fantasy scenario. I can see that. And again, you try to replicate that, it's not going to happen. It's not going to happen. Blue Angels were busy that day. That's true. The 5th Regiment was out on maneuvers. Yeah, it just didn't work out. fantasy, you hold that at a higher level. And then either if you try to live that fantasy, it's going to fall short. Or if you have a very erotic interlude and you try to replicate it again, it's never the same. It's never the same. Yeah, you can get close. It'll still be fun. But the first time, the excitement of the first time you do it is definitely going to be something. that you remember. Well, like the stereotypical one for men is like, oh, I want two women. I'm not saying it's great. I mean, I don't think I ever really had that fantasy. I always thought, well, that'd be kind of cool. Yeah, it'd be kind of cool. And I've had that a couple times, two or eight times. And it was fun. Yes, it's fun. But it actually, for me, in this case, was more frustrating in a good way. How so? Well, it's very exciting. Right. But then, as a man, you know, we carry a single-shot rifle. And it's not birdshot either, so it's not going to, like, you know, spray out. Well, it can cover some ground, but you can only do that once. You can only do it once. You know, you've got to wait a while. And then, so now, you know, the other, in this case, I say the women are always like, okay, you know, they have to entertain themselves, and all of a sudden, they could very easily forget about you. They just go off with themselves. Like, no. You can just stay over there. You know, women are semi-automatic, man. They can just keep firing, you know? A lot of women, yes. And again, not that it's not erotic, you know, being with two women. Right, exactly. You know, but it's almost intimidating. Sure. Yeah, especially since you only have a single action and one shot. That's it, you know. It takes a little bit to reload. But, I mean, like a woman, okay, if a woman's with multiple men. Right. She's good, you know. She can, for the most part, generally, keep going with these guys, you know. It's not like, you know, as long as she, you know, and there's lube for that, if she can't stay wet enough or whatever. Right, right. But, you know, I mean, there's more likely a physical exhaustion. Physical, yeah, I can see that, sure. But there's some things, I think, again, just because of details. I can't think of the word I wanted to use. I'll use details. Details of that scenario might be so complex that reality. It'll be so hard to obtain. Yeah, that it's just going to be kind of a letdown where the fantasy is far more, it's like, you know, is far more, What you can paint in your head is far more erotic than what you can actually do. Yeah, exactly. I'm always more agile in my fantasies. I'm better looking, better hung. I'm in shape. I'm ripped. I'm more flexible. I can do all these things and just keep going. I have a lot more energy and stamina. Yeah, the reality, not quite so much. Very close, very close. But no, not as much as my fantasies. I'm always more energetic, and I can do more. I can fit more things into a single hole. You can handle larger appendages from your partner. You're not going, stop, stop. I've got to try my horse. I've got to try my horse. I've got to pee. Hold on. I've got to pee. Yeah, that's me. But yeah, I think, again, info at Hot Wife Podcast. Welcome your thought processes on this. What do you think? Is fantasy better a fantasy, or are you better off trying to fulfill it? I mean, I've had a couple of fantasies that were kind of fulfilled, but again, it did fall short. But it was still good. Don't tell me. Why are you looking at me like that? Okay, I'll look the other way. I mean, it was good. He had a fantasy. He was going to be a good husband. Shut up. You are a good husband. He fell short. What's wrong? I said, and he fell short. Oh, but I am short. No, I'm saying for me. For you? Your fantasy is like, oh, he'll be a good husband, but he fell short. I'm not going to say what part fell short. Yeah. Let's put it this way. He's six foot. He's not short that way. He wears a size 11 shoe, so he's not short that way. That's a pretty good IQ, so he's not short that way. Leave it to your imagination. I'll leave it up to you. What else could be short on a show about sex? I have no idea. Not a clue here. Stamina. Couldn't come up with anything here. But yeah, I mean, there's a lot of fantasies. And like in your head is like, oh, this would be so cool if. I would love to do this scenario. Here's one for you. What's that? I always had the fantasy that it would be really erotic to like fuck in a grassy field during a rainstorm. Nope. Yeah, I did that once. Nope. Never again. Did you get poison ivy? No, itchy. Itchy? You know, in the grass, you know, and you're slipping around. No, it wasn't good. No, no. I did have sex once with an old boyfriend in a hay mal. A what? Hay mal. That's where they put the hay. Okay. It's a part of the barn where the hay is stored. Okay. I was thinking it was supposed to be hay mound. No, I think it's a hay mound. Hay mal is an area. Okay. Yeah, it's a mal. That's fine. I could be mistaken. But I actually don't think it was hay. It might have been straw, which is far worse. Apparently. Far worse. And hay is soft. Hay is what you feed the animals. It's a softer part of the grass. Yeah. Straw is the dead part. It's for bedding. It's not for eating. Straw is very scratchy. So like hay bales are actually straw bales. We had sex on a, I think it was straw. It was not good. Even if you put a blanket down, it's still not good. It's itchy. It pokes you. If you're allergic to it, you wake up with, you know, you get off the, you know, your little chest in the straw and you have welts everywhere from, you know, the straw. It's nasty. It's terrible. So what we did and actually worked out pretty good. We had to do like a doggy thing. Like I held on to the, there's like a ladder in the barn and you can climb up there and that's where you put your bales of hay on the top. So I held on to that and it kind of like did me doggy. So that actually worked out pretty good. Wait, I wasn't your first? Oh, hon, you can't be my first, but you can be my next. Tonight's not over. Tonight, yeah, tonight's not over, that's true. So that was okay, but yeah, that fantasy, just not so good. Like, you said one time you had sex on the beach, literally. I was going to go into that. Okay, you go ahead, I'll let you. No, I was just going to say, another, one of those fantasies that, like, oh, the beach would be so hot, you know, with the waves and everything else, yeah. That girl I worked with. Oh, yeah, yeah. In Cape May. Yeah, yeah. We got drunk, and we wandered down to the beach. It was like one of those little tents they have where they put the chairs and stuff you could rent in there. Right. But there was an area where we were fucking there, but we wound up on the sand. Yeah, no, that wasn't so right. Oh, no, no. I mean, you get sand in your nethery. In places you don't want sand. Oh, it's like fucking with 40-grit sandpaper. Yeah, at least. It's nasty. Maybe 20. Yeah, maybe 20. It's Jersey Shore. That's some pretty rough. Yeah, it always, you know, you always see, like, really romantic movies where couples, like, rolling around in the sand. You see sand on their back, you know, like, reality is that's not going to end well. Somebody's genitals are going to get shaved off. You're going to shave a couple inches of sand. Yeah, and nobody, yeah, especially the guy, he does not want a couple inches shaved off of his dick. His dick becomes a file. It's a little stub, you know? Yeah, that's pretty awful. Oh, it's like, you know, it's like, oh, fucking in a car. That's a lot until the cops show up. Yeah, I've had that happen. Got busted by the cops. Yeah. But, you know. Yeah, not good. Yeah, I mean, there's plenty of people, I guess, that their fantasies come through. I mean, there's guys that I've seen on the profile, like, oh, I love fucking women in front of their husbands and stuff like that. Okay, they get to do it. Right, right. You know, now, sometimes I'm sure things go wrong. What's wrong with that? Oh, it's very possible. You know, where the guy's like, you know, don't do that, don't do this. I mean, we've talked about the people with their different rules. Oh, yeah, that's for sure. That's for sure. Yeah, so. Where all of a sudden a wife starts acting very positively towards the male that she's playing with, and then the husband gets jealous. Yeah, there's that aspect. Everybody gets, you know, ass hurt, you know, or jealous or whatever, you know. Yeah, that could definitely ruin a whole fantasy. Yeah, but... I mean, there's so many different things that could happen that could make a fantasy, if you tried to do it in reality, not quite as good as a fantasy. Like you just said, the environment or how people react to certain things, if there's multiple couples or... Or things you don't foresee. Things you don't foresee, for sure. You know, I mean, it could be... something as simple as like, oh, we're going to have this, you know, really romantic evening. You know, I'm going to do this for my husband or whatever. Yeah. And then the kids are crying in the next room. It's just like, well, that killed that. That killed that. Yeah. You know, where you're in a hotel, you know, you get to get away from the kids. Right, right. All of a sudden, you're hearing other people doing whatever or smells. Oh, yeah, yeah. Whatever can go wrong, you know. So fantasies can very easily get smashed. So sometimes, some fantasies, especially if they're a little more edgy, I guess that's the way I'll put it, can be better left to the fantasy sometimes. Oh, I agree. Just because there's so many things that could just make it less than optimal, less than enjoyable. There's just too many things that could just ruin it. I think it's kind of like what we tend to do during oral sex is like share a fantasy, a dream, or whatever with each other because you get to share. So you can live it in your head. Yes. And then you're getting the pleasure of what the other person is doing to you. Yeah. That's true. So you're not living the fantasy by any stretch, but you're enjoying the fantasy while receiving pleasure. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And you're still getting the fantasy you want because in your head you're painting the scenario. The way you want it. The way you want it. Exactly. Exactly. You're not getting Charlie horses or kids crying in the next room. or, you know, the cops banging on your door, the window of your car, or whatever else could wreck a fantasy. There's so many things, so many different avenues that fantasies can take. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's, it can be, you know, I mean, I mean, don't, we're not trying to say don't try to fulfill your fantasies. Right. Yeah, we're just kind of saying be prepared that it might not be as good. It might not be quite as good. And when it doesn't turn out as good, does it ruin the fantasy for you? No, not necessarily. It depends on how... First of all, it depends on how much I really want the fantasy to actually adhere to my fantasy. I want it a certain way. If I'm really rigid and this is what I want, then it could possibly ruin it for me. But if it's like, well, I had this fantasy, but I could go... one way or the other with it. It has a lot of leeway. The more leeway I have in a fantasy, the more enjoyable it'll be for me. I really wanted 14 guys. I'll settle for 12. Exactly. Something like that. I'll settle for 12. One guy has to go twice. Or two guys go twice. Or something like that. It's things like that. I think you'll be much more satisfied if you don't try to adhere. to the fantasy script verbatim, like word for word or action for action. I kind of have this fantasy where I want to be with a group of guys, but if it's four guys or five guys, maybe I won't get a total bukkake. I have a five guys fantasy. Oh, you want to go there and eat, don't you? The burgers. The five guys burgers. With everything on it and french fries. A whole different fantasy there. See, that one actually would be obtainable. That would be a lot more obtainable than my five guys fantasy. I can actually tell my friends I had five guys today. What? I get all slob. All slob. Oh, yeah. So messy. Oh, my God. Disgusting. Dirty. Dirty. My asshole's not going to be right. I don't want to know. I'm going to shit my brains out. I know. I still don't want to know. I still don't want to know. There's something. Bust the guys you work with, man. I had a sexual experience. I had five guys. What? Yep. I got all messy, nasty. Face was coated. In ketchup and mustard. I didn't say what was coated in, did I? Oh, yeah, that sweet, salty. My wife's been wanting to get five guys, but I told her no. Two guys is plenty. Something special for me. Something special for you. Or whatever it is. Yeah, that could definitely kind of deaden the fantasy for you just a little bit. So I guess if you don't go into it with the hard and fast rules of your fantasy and you just let it kind of evolve, it might be definitely more enjoyable. I mean, how many times do people actually get to live a fantasy and it actually is is actually better than what they had in their head. I'm sure that happens. Not in my life, but I'm sure that happens. No, not so much in mine either. I can, yeah. My fantasies are always more, always better in my head than the execution. Execution might be good, but it's never quite as good as what I have in my head. Not quite. It might be close sometimes. A lot of times in your head you have kind of like an order in which it should flow. Oh, yeah. And then it kind of gets out of order. And it's like, well, no, that's not really what I wanted. Actually, sometimes the fantasies are better if I have no expectations. So really, no fantasy at all might be kind of better. No, that's the other thing. Spontaneity can be far more erotic. Yeah, I agree. Because it seems like with the fantasy, I'm kind of like orchestrating it. It's almost choreographed. I would need to do this. And then this lover comes in, and he's like, this, and he does that, and then another one comes in, or whatever it might be. But if you have something that's just spontaneous, I think that's far more erotic. Because it's unexpected. Spontaneity is far more erotic. We've talked about that before, too. Just that whole thing of all of a sudden it just starts to happen. Then you sit back and you're like, wow. Wow. And you look back on it. I was thinking we're just going to go, Read a book together. Sit there, whatever, and all of a sudden, you know, bam, you know. Yeah. The whole bam. Whatever. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, so spontaneity is definitely very erotic. Again, trying, but again, trying to get that, you can never get that to happen because it's planned and it's not spontaneous. So it's, you know, you know what I'm saying? If you plan something like that, it's not spontaneous now. So it's kind of spontaneous. And again, you're meeting new people. Yeah. So you don't know. Okay. Yeah. Again, it's like we talked about before. Yeah. You know, it's like all of a sudden for you, it's like all of a sudden once you pull their pants down, you go, whoa, this is what you have. Hello. Yeah, exactly. Something like that. The nice thing about a party scenario is that it is spontaneous, but it's also still kind of controlled. So you have kind of like the best of both worlds. Yeah. the players are in that environment and you have some level of, I'll use the word control in air quotes here. It's not really control, but you know what you're getting into. It's not like walking down the street and hoping that somebody will come up and, you know, ravish you and, you know, all this kind of thing. I do all the time. Of course you do. So, you know, it's a way to. I walk down the street and pray, please let somebody ravage me. What's that? Yeah. Yeah. Ravage me. Yeah. I'm sure you would just love that. Well, you might. I don't know. Depends who it is. Exactly. See, in your fantasy, you can predict who it is. I don't think Heidi Klum's coming down the street to rather. Well, you just. I don't know. You don't know. You don't know that. That would be completely spontaneous. Completely. Completely unlikely. Maybe. I would never say never, but. No. Yeah, I mean. I'm pretty sure I can. Yeah, there's probably, there have been a couple guys I was with that, told me that me being with them was one of their fantasies, and they got to live it out. So that was kind of cool. And I've had women tell me I'm one of their nightmares. That's a dream of sorts. It's a dream of sorts. It's just not a good one. Well, it depends how you look at it. Yeah, some people like nightmares. I kind of enjoy them, actually. Sometimes. I'm sick that way. You are sick. Yeah. They have mental problems you need to get looked at. I like being scared. I like, you know, But whatever, it's a different show. That's a whole different. All right. Well. Well, that's like, hold on. Hold on a second here. I'm not going anywhere. The magazine that you have just put out. Yes. Fifty Shades of Pleasure. Fifty Shades, yes. Yeah. Well, in there, there's an article that talks about, you know, the allure and how erotic of being scared can be in a different scenario. Well, I guess. I don't find being frightened erotic. No, I don't either, but it's certainly something that, bless you. Sorry about that. Yeah, well, that came all of a sudden, didn't it? Yeah, it did. I couldn't hit the mute button. Yeah, thank goodness. No, I, in my own sick way, I guess it's like what thrill-seekers go through, I guess. The thrill of, not the thrill for me, but being frightened lets me feel alive sometimes. Oh, a lot of people say that. Yeah, I don't seek it, you know. No, no, I don't seek it. I don't find being frightened erotic to me. No, that's what I'm saying. It's not erotic. I know. But I think one of your articles in this magazine talks about that. Yeah, it does. Yep. Hey, you read my magazine. Just bits and pieces. I mean, I really like the imagery. The pictures, I think, are really erotic. I worked very hard on that. I'm sure you did. Yeah, I'll be working on the next one any day. Yeah, I know you will. So those kind of fantasies, I guess you could definitely duplicate them, but I think it'd be very difficult to do. Especially if you know, here's my scenario. You like being scared. You find being frightened erotic. You find it stimulating. I don't, but okay. Let's just say a person does that. Sure. to a reality scenario, I think would be very difficult. Because first of all, you know that you're being set up. So you're not going to be frightened. You know no one's going to harm you. Exactly. You know, it's like some women might have a fantasy of being abducted and quote, I'll use air quotes for this, and being raped or seduced. I mean, even I have that fantasy of being, you know, seduced and taken advantage of. Let's not use the R word. Yeah, taking advantage of. We don't condone that. No, no, but being, I like being restrained. I find that very erotic, but I don't want to do that in an unsafe scenario. Sure. You know, and so in my fantasy, it's always very pleasurable, and in reality, it has been pleasurable to a certain degree in a controlled environment, but, you know, just having my arms, like, rigged behind my back, I think would be very uncomfortable and painful. Sure. So like, you know, sometimes the reality isn't quite as alluring as the fantasy is in this aspect. So there's so many other variables and, you know, fantasy versus reality. So, you know, like skydiving naked, not going to happen. Not this girl. Nope. As long as naked allows you to wear a parachute. That's a good one. You know. Of course, wear a parachute. If jumping out of a plane naked includes nothing. Nothing. Not even a parachute. No, that's not. Not so erotic now. Nope, nope. Just not going to fly. I wish I could at that point. Yeah, but yeah, there's just certain fantasies I just like to keep on my little fantasy shelf. Well, I think there's some fantasies people have that could be completely unobtainable. Completely unobtainable. You have to keep. That they're better off being. And you can always visit them. That's the nice thing about fantasies. I can jump back into that fantasy in any part, modify it, change it up, add a person. Okay, so what part of fantasies is it that you feel safe in the fact that it is a fantasy? Not all fantasies, but some of the ones you have, like being abducted. Okay, that there is an element of danger to it, but you know in the fantasy of it, But there isn't? Exactly. So that makes it feel safe to me. Or I have control. It's a safe, edgy. Yeah, it's a safe, edgy. And in my fantasies, I have control. Sure. I have control over the situation. So it's me being seduced and also switching it around. So I'm seducing my seducer. So that's kind of fun, flipping that around a little bit. But in the reality of it, no. Yes, thank you. The reality is that you're out of control. You won't have control and you're a pure victim. Exactly. And that's not fun. That would not be a fun fantasy. Well, I mean, even people inside the BDSM world, you know, they have safe words. They have safe words. The unfortunate part of the reality of people who do get abducted, which is a horrible thing. There's a safe word. These people get harmed. Yeah. So that's, no, that's not a good. Yeah, I get it. That's, you know, that's certainly not a fantasy. I want to, experience, that's for sure. But like in my little world, you know, I can control the, you know, the seduction on me. I can control the, how I'm restrained or not because it is my fantasy. And that's, you know, that's what I like. And if people want to recreate a fantasy, they have to think about all the things that make the fantasy, number one, alluring to them and also still obtainable and still safe. So you have a lot of juggling you have to do to try to create a fantasy into a reality. When you're in the mental realm of a fantasy, you can pick what you want. Exactly. That's what makes it so nice. I don't have to really think about it. There's a lot of logistics in creating a fantasy like that. When you know it's in your head, everything's safe. Everything's safe. Sure. Once you try to go to reality, then you have to go, well, what if? Well, man, what if? Yeah. It's an if-then statement. Yeah, exactly. I mean, there's all kinds of, you know, well, there is a fantasy I've always thought would be cool. I don't think my body could ever do it. Remember the one model that was, she was, there was the knot tire and they suspended her. Sure. And she was having orgasm. That was so, that is a very erotic fantasy to me. I don't think I could, I don't think my body would let me be restrained right now. Not right now. Once you get your other shoulder fixed, it's a different story. You have to think about, okay, yeah. That just puts a giant... If you had put it five years ago, yeah, you would have eaten that shit up. Oh, I would have eaten that shit up for sure. Yeah. But, you know, once you take that step out of fantasy into reality, now it's like, oh, there's a lot of, you know, physical limitations. There's a lot of other limitations. And they're kind of like, well, that fantasy is out the window. I think you could probably be tied up and get that, but not suspended. Not suspended, no. Like having my arms above my head. They would do it. These guys who do that shit, quote unquote, professionally, they know how to, they know shit that I can't even imagine, but yeah. Yeah, there's definitely. They know how to direct blood flow and all this stuff. It's amazing. There's a lot to it. You're not just tying knots. It's not just Boy Scout knots. Don't go fall for some guy who says, I could tie you up. Yeah, yeah, he can. He could also hurt you. He could really, really hurt you. Anyway. All right. Think we kicked this one in the ass? Yeah, I think we did. All right. To some degree. 50shadesofpleasure.com. Free magazine. Please check it out. I'd like to hear your feedback on it. You can give us that feedback at info at hotwifepodcast.com. You can also email info at 50shadesofpleasure.com. Oh, still gets to you, huh? Yeah, still gets to me. You want to see where I am and what I've been posting quite a bit today. JohnLynn.com and you can see all the platforms I'm on. I've been posting most of the day because we've had a, in the last month or so, we've been shooting, or I've been, well, you've been shooting me. Let's put it that way. I haven't shot anything of you in a while. You would think that. A couple weeks, yeah. Yeah, but they've been, they're sitting there because we, there was a few weeks there we were doing it like, you know, more, more regularly and we had a really, would have been a really, really cool a young man that was coming down, and we were going to meet at one of the casinos in the hotels. I played with him, oh gosh, about a year, year and a half ago, something like that. And we were going to meet at a hotel, and he emailed or texted me and said, I have to cancel. I'm so sorry. I fell. I was mountain biking, and his face is all mangled, and he's got stitches, and he has a concussion. and he says his legs all messed up. Didn't keep it vertical. Apparently not. I was like, okay, next time. It's like, yeah. You know, he kisses wounds, make them better. I was going to say, all you can have to do is just lay there. But no, he was probably way too much pain to enjoy anything. Well, he's a couple hours away driving. Yeah, that would have been awful. It would have been awful. If he was more local, we probably would have been maybe a little bit different. I don't know. So next time, that'll be pretty hot. Thank you to hopefully share it with your friends. Let them listen. It doesn't cost them anything. Always looking forward to having people give us some input, topics, questions. Sure. Our favorite cookie has been, he actually says he's the one who did bang his neighbor. Oh, really? Yeah, he says, I'm sorry, I lied to you. So, bad cookie. Not my favorite cookie. I'm going to a different cookie. Don't be jealous. So anyway, love to hear from everybody. Again, thank you for listening. And let's get ready for Halloween. That sounds good. Stay horny. All right. Have a great night, everybody.