In this episode of the Hot Wife Podcast, Donna Lynn and her husband Vince explore the complexities of relationships, particularly focusing on the dynamics of being the other woman. They discuss the emotional and physical aspects of intimacy, the importance of body image, and the fulfillment of desires and fantasies within relationships. The conversation also touches on the challenges faced by individuals in non-traditional relationships and the significance of being true to oneself. In this conversation, the speakers delve into the complexities of being the other woman, exploring themes of relationships, fantasies, and the dynamics of swinging. They discuss the differences in how men and women perceive nudity and attraction, the implications of cheating, and the importance of communication and trust in relationships. The conversation emphasizes that a fulfilling relationship goes beyond just physical intimacy and highlights the need for partnership and understanding.TakeawaysThe dynamics of being the other woman can be complex and multifaceted.Emotional fulfillment is a significant aspect of intimate relationships.Body image plays a crucial role in how individuals perceive themselves and their relationships.Fulfilling fantasies can provide an outlet for desires that may not be met in primary relationships.Communication and honesty are essential in navigating non-traditional relationships.The importance of understanding and respecting boundaries in intimate encounters.Men and women may have different needs and expectations in relationships.The impact of societal norms on personal relationships and desires.Being true to oneself is vital for emotional well-being.Relationships can provide both physical and emotional support, especially in challenging times. The concept of being the other woman can be erotic for some.Men generally have a greater desire to see women naked than vice versa.Swinging can alleviate the stress of infidelity in relationships.Quality of the relationship is more important than the frequency of sex.Trust is essential in open relationships.Communication about desires and needs can enhance intimacy.Many men fulfill fantasies through relationships outside their primary ones.Women often appreciate their partners more when they engage in open relationships.The dynamics of swinging can lead to healthier relationships.Being a good partner involves sharing responsibilities and emotional supportBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/hot-wife-podcast-and-the-swinger-lifestyle--5343522/support. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. I like it, did you? oh he's, as the intro is playing, there's my husband mimicking me and lip syncing everything I'm saying and grabbing his breasts, man breasts, and batting his eyes and, you know, swooning. Good God. He's such a maniac. Well, hey, everybody. Yeah, I know. Exactly. Okay, everybody. This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to another episode of My Hot Wife Podcast. My Hot Wife. I'm nobody. And yes, I am with my wonderful husband, Vince. Oh, yeah. Here we go. Oh, my God. I saw you like doing your whole grabbing your man breath.
Caught you off guard, did I? Yeah. A little bit. Yeah. I was like, oh, my God. I don't want you to have the whole show to yourself. Hell no, it wouldn't be much of a show. I'm not just good looks and brains. Oh, yeah, you're not just a pretty face, that's for sure. I'm not a pretty face at all. I didn't go there. I just said you're not just a pretty face. Luckily, this time you threw in the just a. Just a. Usually it's just, you're not a pretty face. And luckily this time you threw in the just a. Just a. Usually it's just, you're not a pretty face. Beautiful.
Well, tonight is the night before we turn the clocks back. Yes. We're here on the East Coast. I know some areas, they don't actually do that, which would make perfect sense. Actually, we do turn the clocks back tonight. Tonight, yeah. Tonight. You said the night before. No, I said tonight. Okay, whatever. It's the night before we turn the clocks back. Whatever. Yeah, we turn it back tonight. I'm drinking. It was not the night before. That went last night. And all through the house. Not a creature restoring. Not even a mouse. We get a couple of mice. Yeah, we do.
We catch them every once in a while. But yeah, I'll be glad to get back to Eastern Standard Time. Yeah, Standard Time. No, I don't. I don't like it. You don't like it? I hate coming out of work, you know, and it's dark. That happens with daylight savings, too. Same thing. During the summer, and I can't keep them straight, which is which. I just, during the summer, you know, I work until seven at night. I come out and the sun's still up. It's like, all right, that's pretty cool. You know, because you can still kind of do some stuff. Right.
You know, but when you go to work, now I start mid-morning. So I, you know, but, you know, back in the old days when I started early, I went to work in the dark and I came home in the dark. Yeah. It's like, this blows donkey dick. I moved to another section of the world. I moved closer to the equator. I'm going to move to Antarctic. Oh, yeah, that'd be real good. Six months of sun. Then you move someplace else. You move to the equator during the dark season. That's the real, what do they call it, people from Florida that come up here during the summer. They're not snowbirds. Yeah, snowbirds.
No, snowbirds are when you go north and you go to Florida. They're snowbirds. Yeah, during the winter, you go to Florida, and during the summer, you come up here. That would be what a snowbird is? I don't know. Because Florida's too hot in the summer, and we're too cold in the winter, so they... I don't know. Man, I don't remember. We're almost at that age. No, it's too cold up here in the winter. We'll get the memo soon, because we're almost at that age. I'm not going to Florida anytime soon. Okay, I'll't know. We're almost that age. No, it's too cold up here in the wind.
We'll get the memo soon because we're almost that age. I'm not going to Florida anytime soon. Okay, I'll miss you. I don't want to be in the heat all the time. I don't want any kind of weather all the time. I don't. I want rain. I want snow. It gives me something new and different to bitch about.
And if you hear any extraneous noises like cars and stuff like that we actually because being it is november or whatever it is uh 5th and it is like 77 degrees still i believe it's still almost 70 degrees so yeah yeah it was almost like a a warm spring day there was so that breeze very bal balmy, very humid. Actually, my computer says it's 69 degrees outside. Well, that's almost 70. It's almost 70. I'm not going to squabble over a dam. If I said it was 69, you'd go, no, it's 70. Oh, Jesus Christ. Yeah, so it's kind of really nice. You might actually get to see where the window opened tonight.
I would like that a lot. Yeah, so when you fart, I don't know if this is fresh air. Yeah, exactly. It won't be hot boxing you. Because you never fart, oh God. I'm glad we came to that conclusion. It's not a Dutch oven. I'm not even putting the covers over my head. Not a chance. Chicken. Chicken. All right, so what did you determine we're going to talk about tonight? Being the other woman. I hate being the other woman. You hate being the other man, too. Oh, is that an option? Maybe, yeah. I haven't had a woman yet that wanted to make me the other man. That's not true.
You've been with lots of women that you were the other man for about 15 minutes. But, I mean, you were still the other man. For a good day, yeah. No, yeah. Well, maybe for an hour or so, because they- They rented me for a short bit. Oh, that's all I knew this is. Yeah. Well, yeah. Yeah, so- I'm fine being rented for a short bit. I don't- Yeah, I mean, I guess where we're going with that was the topic, correct me if I'm wrong, is the fact that you have had some co-performers that have girlfriends and sometimes wives.
Yeah, and sometimes the girlfriends and their wives know about me, and sometimes they don't.
Sometimes it's down on the down low, and it's like, oh, I think more often than not, and sometimes they don't sometimes it's down the down low and it's like i think more often than not it's they don't well i'm thinking of like if you're in the lifestyle and uh our polyamorous friend i mean his i'll call it a girlfriend girlfriends girlfriends i wasn't sure how to his his mates his mates yeah they they know about and supposedly we don't know that for a fact they were we did that video chat or the face time and she was there there was one but he's got like three or four yeah they may or may not know about yeah all the other playtime playmates he has but some do and that's and that's well at that point if you're polyamorous and you have four yeah they pretty much know about each other what's one more yeah what's one more really and he says like holidays gets a little bit well we do this i'm like i don't that's a way too much scheduling for me i don't know i but yeah so the you know it's interesting how the dynamic of, you know, some guys claim they're not getting enough or any.
Oh, yes, we have one right now. I'm not getting any at home, so I'm going to go find some, you know, something else. I'm like, oh, okay. I don't condone that. I'm not comfortable with that necessarily. Well, the one thing, we told people to confess that they are in a relationship and however which way they want to take that. We tell them, listen, you're not going to fuck up our lives. No, we're fine. Yeah. And some of them I'm more sympathetic to.
to the person at home is ill it's just here for their I'm here for their release, that's it there's no emotion and we're getting content and we're getting content, sure, they're having fun I'm having fun, they go home relieved, they can go home and take care of their ill partner and feel we know we have one in in particular. Yeah. No, actually we have two in particular. They both have the ill partner. There are mature men that have been with their mate for some time. Yeah. And the mates are incapacitated in whatever form. Yeah. Physically, you know, with ailments.
And this is just their release. And that's all I am.
Just a friend a friend i'm a friend with benefits i also think it's a matter of the releases yes that's a part of it sure but you know what there is something about sex um that makes you feel good about yourself like okay especially if you were somebody that isn't able to show you appreciation i'll put it that way and all of a sudden you're getting appreciation you know being told you're sexy you make you know you made them feel good so you know what it kind of makes you feel whole to some degree yeah yeah i don't i don't know what's going on in their lives you know i don't i don't know how much appreciation i'm talking from past experiences yeah and then you get some kind of a kudos or stroking tail feathers from somebody else it makes you feel good yeah yeah i mean i get that again i was in a previous relationship where i didn't get really time of day or anything else and when i ventured outward after it was over right all of a sudden it's like you feel really good it's like okay i'm not a piece of shit yeah you're not a piece of shit no matter how much you tell me he never told you that to your face exactly um get out of here but um you know so you know like these gentlemen work hard they're not young you know sp so, you know, like, these gentlemen work hard.
They're not young, you know, spry men. Yeah, and wives working two jobs. And they're working two jobs and working real hard to, you know, support them.
And, you know, as much as they might, their mates might tell them they love them and appreciate them, There something about the physical uh contact and release that kind of uh what's the word i'm looking for it adds to a fulfillment to their yeah their identity yeah it just yeah it kind of validates that okay does it have to be like would i know with women um this is going to get a little heavy i hope not but i think women like if i was uh and i'm not i'm only bi but let's say i was a lesbian and i would be okay with not having actual sex i'll be probably okay with just hugging and kissing would a man be still okay with just hugging and kissing not going into penetration and anything further than that would that still still be as satisfying i mean i'm thinking no but yeah exactly see a woman would be probably okay with just hugging and kissing and not having an orgasm necessarily or not going into the, again, it depends on what level of kissing.
If I was kissing your penis and swallowing it all, that would be okay. Okay, that kind of kissing. French kissing my cock is a good thing. I feel you'd be okay with that. I fully condone French kissing my cock. Women French kissing my cock. Oh, there you go. Yeah, i've i was reading somewhere let's close that door because the dogs aren't gonna yeah they're just talking down here um but yeah no i think men are more shallow and we need more of a i don't know, more substance. I'll put it that way. It's probably the wrong terminology. You need more physical stimulation. Well, it's...
More than just hugging and kissing. If it's possible. Yeah, I mean, I think I would be okay. If you were incapacitated, I think I would be okay with hugging and kissing. I mean, you know, if things didn't... I'm not incapacitated in your... I don be okay. If you were incapacitated, I think I would be okay with hugging and kissing. I mean, you know, if things didn't... I'm not incapacitated in your... Kissing isn't that much. I guess you're practicing? I'm practicing. Okay. I don't know. I guess I'll be okay with that. If not, I mean, you know, that's a discussion for another time.
Well, but women have outlets of, you know, for men, especially when things start not working the way they used to, when you realize you're not 15 anymore. I don't know what you're talking about. Okay, well, that's good. You're 15 physically i'm 115 oh stop um but uh no i i think you know it's there for for men um majority men will not stay as virile as they were i I mean, it's going to taper. Your testosterone in general starts to taper and everything else. I don't care how many supplements you take. Yeah.
Yeah, how many popsicles sticks you duct tape to your dick as you pull a stitch out, and I'm up to five. But anyway.
You got a whole tree branch down there i guess i mean so we got their popsicles um but um i guess for men maybe it's a and again i'm just speaking at my took us um it's a matter of still feeling important alpha you know same as women talk about yeah women talk about like when they lose their breasts unfortunately due to breast cancer right they feel less feminine right there's a whole lot that goes into your body image and how you view your body image and some of that is some of that can be enhanced or corrected you know with the breast you can get breast implants and make yourself feel better, but some women choose not to do that.
So you have to deal with your body image, you know, with what you see in the mirror. So, but yeah. Well, I mean, you're going through the same thing, Mr., you know, do we talk about this on the air about you losing your toe? Did you ever find it? No, I think it's undercover. Yeah. I think we touched on it last week yeah maybe i just came out of the hospital a week ago a week ago maybe we didn't because we had a show still yeah yeah uh yeah i came out of the hospital a week ago i had to have my right great well they call great toe your big great toe, your big toe, my right big toe amputated.
Yep. A year and a half ago, I had my left big toe amputated. It's a matching set now, you know.
My ballet career is over, but yeah, it was due to, I'm a diabetic, but it wasn't, wasn't a typical way, it wasn't a typical way, I have was no to drag us all down it's a matter of I had wounds on my toes that got infected got into the bone with diabetes if you get a wound especially in your feet it's very susceptible to infection and can move rapidly very rapidly the one I had a year and a half ago I almost died this one wasn't that far along but far enough along they took the toe so i don't have big toes his feet look really funny now it matches the rest of me you know the thing that i think is well i'm going back to the body image i mean you look down and you had to adjust with with your body it's the same thing with this whole thing and like how you look in the mirror and stuff yeah it's what do you see i mean he leaves funny footprints in the sand now i can tell you that freed the sea monster or seaman where was seaman the sea monster that's the x-rated version of seaman the sea monster uh sigmund um well let's get back to the topic it's uh being the other woman well actually another woman does have some very naughty aspects that are kind of fun you know that you're doing things on the download nobody can know about it even if it especially with the way um we gather co-performers.
Yes. I had to be careful how I word that. It almost sounds like prostitution. Well, yeah, we were going to Swinger websites. We just assumed that these people are... But a lot of these guys are coming because, are interested because they want to do things... They come later. Yeah, it's part of it. They want to do things, I just want to have a ticket here, that their significant other, either they don't want to tell them. Right. Or their significant other won't do. Exactly. You know, or their significant other, in all fairness, hasn't kept it together real well.
I mean, you're a beautiful woman. I'm not saying that just because you're my wife and you pay me um but i do i pay him out the ass for to say that or i thought it was in your ass well dad that too but um no i i mean there's as an example we'll go with anal i mean how many guys we know one in particular? Yes. His fantasy is that his wife, and she has got a great tuchus, he wants anal with her in the worst way. And she just wants... She once in a while, she gives it to him once in a blue moon. You know, maybe three times a year. Well, that's it. I didn't think he'd do that much.
If you could only have steak three times a year, would that be enough? I don't think I've had steak three times this year. You've had steak sandwiches. Oh, no, no. And I'm talking like sirloin, I'm talking cream. We can't afford it right now. Exactly. Okay, well, you can afford anal. Yeah, I can afford anal before I can afford a steak. And I won't burn your ass on the grill. God, I hope not. Can't overcook your ass. Again, I hope not. But there was another gentleman that kind of had some freaky deaky shit he wanted, man. He wanted to be pegged. Yeah, he hasn't reached out to us in a while.
I'd peg him. What the hell? That'd be interesting. I've never done that. I'd be better with it now, I think. I guess. I don't know. Well. But, you know, again, he's got things like he wants to, you know, suck his cum out of your pussy and stuff like that. There's a lot of guys that want to do that nonsense. What I'm saying is, yeah, as sick as it is. Anyway, the. Don't get into the argument. It's you. Well, so is my shit, but I'm not eating that. I lick my pussy juice off of a cock. That's fine. I'm saying for me, no. That's fine. I respect that. Yeah, that's good.
But what I'm saying is, like this guy, you know, his wife, don't know her from Adam. Or Eve. Yeah. But, you know, she might be uber straight-laced. You know, for her, wild sex might be like during the day or leaving a light on, you know. I don't know that. I don't know. As I'm saying, I don't know. So, and again, if you have some of these fantasies, fetishes, or dreams, desires, whatever, that you want to... Fulfill? Walk. Yeah, you're going to walk on the bi-side more. Either A, might know she's going to flip a shit. Right. And divorce him, and then everyone will know. Right, right.
Hey, being pegged doesn't mean that you're bi oh come on oh really there are straight men that i've had anal stimulation i'm not talking from a penis it might be from a vibrator and an uber strong orgasms from what they said do they do it all the time have they repeated that no okay that was one time and it was i was drunk Ha it in my eyes no no but she put just the very tip didn't actually i can't say she didn't break the plate she was was all the way. She was like in up to her elbow. He got fisted. No? I don't know. I wasn't there. You have to go to sleep sometime tonight. No.
Just the very, very tip of a very, very small one. And yeah, it was... You said you had the strongest orgasm. Oh, it was a great orgasm. Don't get me wrong. But it was like, it was too much. Yeah, I get that. And if it would have gone in my tukas, I would not have been happy. Sometimes all you need is just that, just around the open. You don't need to go all the way. And that doesn't make you gay. And that was the first and last time. Well, first and last time. Yeah, you've never asked me to do that. No, I have not. There's a reason. You know, I keep my nails nice and short just in case.
You do what you got to do, whatever. You keep them short. And they're short just in case. One of us is going to die, and you will still have short nails. Well, we can flip it because I'm fine with anal stimulation. Mm-hmm. So, but no, if it's something you desire a lot, there's a buy element. And I'm saying, is that necessarily a terrible thing? You got to be true to yourself. No, that's fine for the person, but, you know, I'm saying. All I'm saying is this gives them an outlet to experience the things they want to experience without damaging the relationship with their significant other.
That's all I'm saying. I'll concede if someone has it just being done to them, okay, we'll call it not bi or gay, okay? Okay. But if at that time, at one time, whoever the individual might be, it's like, oh, yeah, I want the vibrator in my ass. And I want a dick in my mouth. Well, now we've gone a different direction. Again, you have to be true to yourself. Whatever that is, you have to be true to yourself. But guys who do that, you have to own it that, okay, I'm bi. You can't just go, oh, I'm not bi. With a dick in your mouth, yeah, but I'm not bi. I'm situational bi.
Yeah, no, there's no situational bi. You're either bi or not. I don't know. I can be situational hungry. I wasn't hungry, but I walked past a pizza store and I could smell it. It's like, fuck it, now I'm hungry. That's situational hungry. I don't know. We've had this discussion. I've been around a lot of naked guys and not once have i gone yeah i need dick in my ass or mouth no you've been in throes and passion and not once have you been like yeah there's a dick there i might as well suck it and but people who do it that's great god bless you with that Not my bag of tea, you know?
Your bag of tea. Not your bag of chips or a cup of tea. Whatever you want to call it. I want nothing to do with it. I got a penis hour here. I could keep saying. I have zero interest in penis. That's me. I appreciate that and support that. I don't have a problem with that. I admit it. I am heterosexual and I am lesbian. Yes, I know you're a lesbian. That's it. You're absolutely lesbian. Like I said, the only way I'm bisexual is I have to pay for it. So I have to buy it. That's it. And I do make you pay for it. Oh, Jesus Christ. You're broke. You can come in with a watch.
I could have bought it. That's it. And I do make you pay for it. Oh, Jesus Christ. You're broke. You can come in with a watch. I could have bought a casino for less money. Am I that bad? Am I really that bad? Or you're not that good, which isn't. Yeah, I don't know. But you're paying for it either way. Yeah. Oh. A friend of mine, going back to the toe thing real quick, a friend of mine has been going through some depression.
And he makes ungodly amounts of money Great guy He's having a tough time at work He's got a great family, a nice house Great cars But it's like, oh, woe is me I sent him a picture of my two missing toes The one you sent me?
The one you sent your daughters i said look it's a group god's taken more than a pound of flesh for me and i still look forward you know i gotta wake up every day and start it over you don't have to think a thing so bad it's you take a couple pounds of flesh out of that there yeah i think each each toe is probably half a pound that's about right they were swollen like this size oh might have been more than a ton. They were like the size of small footballs. Yeah. But we can live about it now.
So guys who are cheating, now you know, what we're doing and again, we don't really solicit married or men involved. No, they happen to. Sometimes we don't know. Yeah, they don't usually divulge this until sometime later. But we've been with them. We had one guy more recently. He goes, yeah, I haven't been around for a while because I was dating a girl. Oh, yeah. And then I broke up with her, so now I'm back. And now I'm back. Yeah. So, yeah, let's have some fun. And we've had another guy stop by. He's like, I can only be here for a little bit. I've got to meet my girlfriend.
That's like, okay. Just meet your girlfriend. Jesus,ary and joseph after we shoot the video yeah after you give me a big cum load on my face then you can go see your girlfriend yeah that i forgot about that if you think about her while you're fucking me that's not really cheating there you go there you go i'm just like the appetizer to whet your appetite before you i'm a I'm a stand-in. I'm a stand-in, I'm fine. I'm her stunt double. I'm her cunt double. Let me see, the guys who call them stunt cocks, so what am I, a stunt cunt? There you go. That's funny.
You're my girlfriend or wife's porn stunt double. I'm fine with that. Okay, we're getting close to the anal scene. Okay, bring in the stunt double. I'm fine with that. I'm good with that. Depending on the size of the penis, okay. But all these guys, girlfriends and wives, four foot 11 redheads. Doubt it. Yeah, well, that's what I'm saying. Doubt it. Yeah.
Before all you're seeing is my butthole then it doesn't matter now does it what was that well you said i'm for the anal scene all you see is my butthole for an anal scene right you know yeah it's true i mean you know maybe a close-up you know quick get in the other asshole oh here i am but uh yeah no i think you know one of the things i think these guys is i think to fulfill a fantasy they can't possibly do with their and not to mention ron white said it like with tits he's like every man wants to see every woman's tits doesn't matter how matter how bad they are or anything else.
She rolls them out. Want to see my tits? Yep. I roll them back. I roll them back up. I roll them back up. It's like, oh, yeah. But no, men want to see every woman naked. It doesn't matter the shape or anything else. Where women don't want to see every man naked. That's true. That's very true.
Most women don't even need to see a man naked i don't want to see every woman naked no no i'm with you but in general if in general if a woman if you take the average man okay pick your own age pick whatever you want and a you know you go to the supermarket and you just pick a guy at random and you pick a woman at random of legal age. Yes, okay, let's preface that. And have the woman go up and say, would you like to see me naked? 90 percentile, the guys are going to go, yeah, I do, sure. Sure, why not? Can I take pictures?
But a woman would be like, eh, you know, maybe, unless like, if they're really built. Well, the male form has to be in peak shape to look good. Yeah, it has to be at least pretty good, you know. I mean, the average American male, you don't want to see naked. I don't know what would be considered average.
Would it be like know the little beer belly thing yeah okay let's pick me how many people want to see me naked you don't want to see me naked please leave the t-shirt on honey the sun the moon's a little bright tonight we're not doing it can i put my blindfold on i i do better by you honey pass the bowl roofies. It's going to be a romantic night tonight, baby. I'm going to give you whatever you want. I'll be asleep, but you can have whatever you want. You can have whatever you want. Oh, stop. But no, seriously.
I mean, the average American male, you know, I don't think the male form is, unless it's in peak shape, and even then, you get these guys who are all bodybuildered up, you know, they got even smaller dicks than I got. Oh, that's because of steroids. Let's pretend they're not doing steroids. See, I wouldn't do the anti-steroid. I don't need the muscle. I want a big dick. That's true. These guys get all these big muscles. And now, one, it makes your dick shrink. But then, two, the muscles make it look even smaller. Where does a fucking good neck? It's a double whammy, yeah.
That's just, like, stupid.
Yeah, I'm just thinking about, like, when we talk about the male form, I'm thinking about, like, all the Greek statues statues and stuff of the men they're always in pretty good shape yeah it's a little weewees uh no the statue david he is he's pretty well hung well one okay one out of six thousand statues there's a lot of statues that are well yeah but they're not like erect that's why they're just you know that's what i'm talking about you know you don't want you don't want statues like fucking coat hangers hanging no you really don't so they have them like normal but but you're right with women though you had the rubenesque women which were always fluffy you know really you know rolly and you know in fact the more i'm not saying the more roles they had but they were they were plush you know, and that was fine.
All these women that were like, you know, had a little bit of extra fluff there, and it was fine. I'm not even sure if we're still on topic. Yeah, we were talking about the male form, the male form being naked. Yeah, but the topic was about married. Cheating. Being the other woman. It's being the other woman. Now, do you find the fact, if you're playing with someone you know that is in a relationship, do you find it a little more erotic? In some instances, yeah. It's kind of, for me. Would you feel guilty? Nah.
I mean, it depends on the circumstance, but usually it's, no, because, well, it's their relationship.
Yeah relationship yeah i mean you're not hunting them down i'm not hunting them they found me you're not wanting a relationship i don't want a relationship with them just need 15 minutes of your time yeah if they can last that long some of them don't it's like what happened what happened yeah what i hate to say it but it's it's like it's on them it's their relationship it's not sure it's not my relationship i don't like i said i don't condone it but in the same time it's like they're going home it's like saying i'm not responsible if they speed on the way home yeah i'm not responsible and if they go home happier and the relationship is more uh more level and happier because they're not so you know here's a thought for you what's that they get home one night and they're sitting there and the wife goes hey honey how about go to bed when we watch porn no no we're not gonna watch porn yeah that i don't think that if that i'm just saying just you know it's like don't no no hey how about we mess around ah fuck i just came i just you know i don't think i can get it up again well i know it's been a while hon yeah i think i want think I want to give you anal.
Oh, no. It's your night, baby. I'm giving you anal tonight. Oh, no. Oh, shit. Can I get a rain check for tomorrow night? Why? What's wrong? What's wrong? I'm just, my mind's not into it. I'm stressed. Yeah, I'm stressed. Hard day at work. You're unemployed. It's a hard day of thinking about work. Yeah, I don't know what's going on in there. Well, that's, again, you and I have had discussions way in the past about why swinging is better in some aspects. You don't have to worry about it. No, you don't.
If you're worried about your mate cheating on you, and we've said this a few times on the show. A thousand times. If you're basing your relationship on an orgasm, if you think your mate's going to leave you just because someone else gives them a better orgasm, you've got a lot you're missing there. There's a lot more at stake there. Yep, I agree.
And people have said to us us they're like aren't you afraid of you know vince running away with somebody else or isn't vince you know did you see what vince looks like really do you see what that fuck you know you know put some bolts on his neck you know the neighbors come by with pitchforks and torches i mean it's not halloween your head's not that square. Okay, I'm working on it. Okay, well. I fall a few more times, it'll be there. We'll turn this around in a little bit. Well, man, the way you walk now with your four, with your eight toes. Oh, that cuts deep. Wow.
Actually, you walk really good. But, I mean, people have even said, aren't you worried about Donna running away with somebody? running away with somebody's like no absolutely not although that was that one time you got the blowjob from the girl with the pierced tongue and he you came quick i thought i thought for sure you're gonna drag now like come on honey you're gonna get your tongue pierced right now i want actually that's a that's a piercing that scares me because i expect like you know me infections. Right.
You know, I'd be more afraid you get that thing, you get an infection, and you lose your tongue. It's like, no! Well, I'm not a diabetic, so... You still get an infection in your tongue. Oh, yeah, you absolutely could. Yeah, yeah, absolutely could. If I was going to see you get piercings, first it would be nipple, and then it would be a catorial, or a hood piercing.
couture or a hood piercing wouldn't be a couture would I want to get my nipples pierced I'm just saying if you had to ask me you know I don't getting my navel pierced that was fine getting my nipples pierced, my nipples are just not, they do not like to be fondled at all. I find it painful now. I think it's all those years of wearing pasties and ripping them off and putting them on and ripping them off from all those. I get it. All the bars I worked at where I had to wear pasties. I mean, if I was going to, if you said, okay. And I would never get my clit pierced. I'd be afraid. The hood.
Oh, the hood, yeah. Maybe the hood, yeah. Yeah, maybe that would be something. I don't know. Would that get in the way? Hmm. I don't know. You know, my navel, I'm constantly ripping out, like, maybe it's the quality of navel. But also you get the danglyly ones. Yeah, they get caught on everything. Well, that's because you get the dangly ones. I like danglies. I understand. I'm just saying. But you end up like, hey, there's all this stuff laying on the floor. It's like, oh, that was my belly button ring. I fell apart. Did you drop an earring? No, belly button ring.
Yeah, not a belly button ring. So, you know, these men that are in relationships would be the way to word it, I guess. Right. Don't want to say it because a couple have been married. Some are girlfriends or whatever. But, yeah, I mean, if people were more attuned to swinging. Sure.
You know, I think, first of all, it would take away cheating because how many guys have we seen like oh they want to play but oh my significant other can't it's like well why exactly it's like what there's gotta be what's good for the goose is good for the gander across the board if i play you play sure know, whatever. I've got a lot of catching up to do. That's true. It's true. Usually he's behind the camera. I keep saying, come on. No, usually. I'm always behind the camera. I keep saying, come on to this side. You're like, no. Penis allergy. No one wants to see this naked. Oh, stop.
You don't even want to see me naked. That not even true Get naked for me right now Should I turn the lights out first?
Oh yeah Give me those rupees first too But anyway Again swinging isn't for everyone But it's something to If you're're gonna cheat on your significant other then you should be willing to let your significant other have played time to that's true and a lot of times it's not that way it's like oh well you know i'm gonna cheat on her because i'm not getting what i want i want sex and she doesn't it's like there's something else behind the you know underneath that surface there I think we've talked about that prior shows but again when your significant other isn't giving you what you want sexually is it and she says she's tired is it because you come home from work want sex but in the meantime she comes home from work takes care of the kids potentially, cleans the house, cooks the meals, does your laundry, helps the kids potentially with homework, everything else, and you're sitting there watching TV.
Well, yeah. She's going to be too fucking tired. You know? You know what? If you pitch in and everybody does something, then you can both be tired and not get sex. But at least you both have done the same thing. You can see it from her side now. You can see it from her. Relationships are very, there's always two sides, and it's a lot more complicated, but what are you doing to make her feel sexy and want to give you sex? I stare at your ass. Yes, I know. And I feel it burning every time I walk up in the steps. Yeah, well, doesn't that make you feel sexy? Oh, it does. Totally.
And when you go into the kitchen or something like that, I have to really strain my eyes to stare that far. You don't know how exhausting that is. Oh, that's exhausting, I'm sure. You know? Stare at that ass.
I mean, you come by me, and I have to really reach out of my recliner almost put my feet down to smack your ass sometimes I've been known to hurt my back doing that you just don't fucking swallow bitch I spit all over my fucking shit I don't get credit for how hard I work at trying to smack your ass Ha yeah you had to get out of that recliner you almost had to I almost had to put my feet down I almost dropped the fucking remote too bitch just to smack my ass just to show me I'm sexy you're sexy it brought me no pleasure oh no I was doing that for you all for me man, I feel so special now.
I feel so special. Oh, my God. That's funny. Yeah, I don't, folks, I don't know where I got him from. He followed me home one day, and I just kept him. That's the problem with picking up strays. You shouldn't hang outside the mental home. I should have or should not have. Either way. Oh, man. Your history of boyfriends says it's a place you frequent. Oh, my God, isn't that the truth? Says it's a place you frequent. Tell me about it.
Yeah, so again, back to the original topic of being the other woman um you know it'd be interesting i mean in a different direction yeah with our lifestyle like when you go out on hot dates i actually find it erotic hearing you tell me about what went on yeah like where most. Yeah, I sat in the passenger seat, closed the door, put my seatbelt on, and I said, where are we going to eat? We got there. I slowly undid my seatbelt. I opened my door. Slowly and erotically. How do you open a closet slowly and erotically? How do you put a seatbelt on slowly and erotically? I didn't say erotically.
I said slowly. I didn't say erotically. This whole thing is taking on very sexual things. That's what you interpreted. I didn't say sexual. True. It's my Joe Biden voice. Oh, no. Just, I put my seatbelt on and then I we drove to a restaurant. Creepy motherfucker. Anyway, that'll kill any sexual mood. Got that right. No, I find it, you know. You find it very erotic that I know. Yeah, but I might threaten to, again, if there was some reason, and there's a bunch of reasons you could, if there was a reason you wanted to leave me, it might have something to do with sex. Okay. He has 10 toes, honey.
You only have eight. I'm sorry. He fulfills his shoes. He fulfills his shoes. I need a man that can fill a shoe. Honey, you can never fill his shoes. You went from 11 down to a nine. I need 11 or more. Give me a man with 11 inches or more. That's kind of true. Yeah, it is. That's made that shit up too. Wait, when you're missing your toes. Your measurements are going backwards. Wait a minute. Do you have to buy shoes? When you buy new shoes, will they do it? Well, you measure to the tip of your big toe, right? Yeah, you measure it. Well, I don't have that.
I've got to measure to the tip of the next biggest toe. You're going to be a woman size five? Is that what happened? Pretty soon I'm looking at this fucking Japanese woman with her feet bound. Yeah. If I get more defection of my feet, there's almost just be stumps. That's terrible. I look like a fucking, you know. Gacha girl? G.I.
Joe with the feet missing, just the stumps that's terrible like a fucking you know like a geisha girl gi joe with the feet missing just the stumps i'm already hung like a gi joe but anyway uh so i'm not even touching that one that's my problem um so if you touched it i will touch it with my mouth i promise you french kiss with your mouth i will I will Didn't say when, just said you will I just said I will Eventually Yeah, sometime Hey, you know, beginning of the year is coming soon Shut up Almost a month and a half away Almost, I think you wait Get that out of the way, then you're good for all 2023 I'm good Shut up, God Smack you i want you to charge me for that one um but uh yeah no i mean if i don't know i just think if people put less emphasis on the importance of sex and more importance on the quality of the relationship the sex will follow oh the sex will definitely follow especially for women like the women if you want to get more men if you want to get more sex from your women take out the fucking trash help her around the house do more just do more do a true partnership yeah yeah i mean it's i don't i don't have to beg you to take down the trash in fact we're arguing like i should take down the trash because you don't have any toes.
And you're like, no, I can do it even though I'm listening to it. No, it wasn't that you didn't have toes. It's like you just got out of the hospital. Yeah, and this motherfucker's taking it. And you have, like, 20 stitches in your foot. Yeah, and it's like, oh, take down the trash. It's like, no, you won't. I'm taking down the goddamn trash. No, I got to take it. I said nothing like that. Just sit down. I'll take down the trash. He took the trash down. And took the leaf blower out and cleaned the driveway. Yes, he did. And he- Carried a bag of pellets up 36 steps. Yes, he did.
And it's like, yeah, do more than, you know, do more than you should. I told the doctor I was sitting here resting. Yeah, it makes all the difference. He says, well, it looks good. There you go. So what I did didn't hurt it. No, I'm glad. Yeah. But, I mean, that's, just be a better partner. I have to be a partner. You know, I'm not doing as much as I could be doing. I'm doing less because I have to recover. You have to recover. But I can't do, I'm going completely batshit crazy doing nothing. Oh, man, I get that.
You know, even trying to sit in front of the computer and edit stuff and everything else. I just like, just the knowledge that I could drive now, but I shouldn't drive. You shouldn't drive. The doctor said I could, but you shouldn't drive when you have to. Oh, he said he could? Yeah, no, he gave me clearance to drive. He says, just don't drive with that boot on. Oh, that's a regular shoe on. And I did. I found one that fit. But again, he says, don't drive more than you have to. Yeah. And I agree 110% with him, you know, because the shoe is constricting because there's still a lot of swelling.
But no, trying to be a partner, I mean, I'm not 100% lazy, but I have a good lazy streak. But there's, you know, again, there's a lot of stuff that needs to get done around here. And you can't do it all. I mean, you're working a bunch of hours. You know, I go back to work this week finally. Yay. Yeah. You don't know how much I look forward to it. I never thought I would hear that from you. Yeah, no, just to, you know, I'm looking forward to dealing with the assholes again, the customers and the people I work with. Then you come home and go, God damn it, fucking assholes.
It's like, here we go again. Well, I had another three assholes pointing loaded guns at me today. Yeah, there you go. Yeah. You're looking forward to that. Well, yeah, I mean, I don't know how anybody can just sit around and not do anything. It drives me insane. And I don't like TV. So like you saw, even in the hospital room, when you came to visit me, I'm sitting there just staring at the walls. I had no TV on. God, that's awful. No radio, no anything. I just sat there. So for six days, I sat there and just did a lot of meditation.
I guess anyway that's boring shit so um that's a well so sorry if we lost you there uh hopefully you stayed on but uh again we're going to wrap this up it's um want to thank everyone for listening oh yeah we do and this show wasn't necessarily one of the most erotic ones but i thought it was an interesting topic the other woman could be very i mean it does have an arousal level for me being the other woman knowing that i'm doing something that their significant other wouldn't do yeah it's something to think about too if you're not necessarily into swinging think about if you're significant other if you really feel you could trust them and let's say they did you allowed them male or female right to go play with someone else and then they come home with the stipulation which is what we do that you guys are going to play around and you let them tell you about the fun they had don't get jealous they're with you.
Actually, I think playing actually makes me appreciate you more. Yeah, well, I think it heightens our relationship in a weird way. Yeah, it does in a weird way. It's an erotic experience for both of us. You get to feel like a bad girl, so to speak. I enjoy you being a bad girl, so to speak. Yes, he does. And, you know, it's, again, strange sex is always fun. Yeah. It's not always the best, but it's fun. Yes. You know, I mean, you've had a lot of guys who you haven't gotten orgasms from or don't eat your pussy or whatever. Nobody eats you. It's fun. It's fun, but it's not.
Nobody eats my pussy like you do. Well, thank you for saying that. Here's 10 bucks. There have been a couple that are pretty close, but nobody. You just know me. I mean, when it comes to that. I've been blessed that apparently a lot of women feel that way. Yes, they do. But anyway, so I want to thank everyone for listening. And, you know, we'll try to make the next show a little more spicy, but this one is a relevant topic. Sure, absolutely is. And, you know, in case anyone wondered if any of the people we shoot with are in a relationship, some of them are. Some of them are.
The majority of them are not, to our knowledge. It doesn't mean they're telling us the truth. That's true. We don't do homework on it. No, we don't do background checks. If they volunteer that information, that's on them. Yeah. So I want to thank you all for listening and again check out uh hot wife donaldin.com and you have any comments or anything for us that you want to talk about the show or a topic email us at hot wife podcast at gmail.com that sounds good to me i mean that's what if i needed to do that i would do that right away so good night everybody and have a great evening
