The Mystery of the Foreskin

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Speaker1: This program contains strong sexual content. No one under the age of 18 is permitted to listen to or download this podcast in any manner. The host, guest, and performers are all over the age of 18. Rebroadcasting the podcast in any manner is strictly prohibited without the written consent of the owners of the Hot Wife podcast. The commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its host or guest and does not reflect that of the opinion of Hot Wife podcast owners, agents, or representatives. This podcast is not meant to be taken as professional advice. Hello, everybody. This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot White Podcast. Of course, I'm here with my ever-wonderful husband, Vince, as usual. Smear it on thick. I smeared on real thick. Jesus Christ. I don't have any money. You don't have to kiss my ass. If I had it, it was yours anyway. Probably. Well, at least we have a special guest with us today. You already introduced me. Oh, no, a special guest. Not you. Yes. I'm very special. Very special. He did come in the shorter bus. This is Dave. Dave is also in the Lifestyle, and he's going to be talking to us today. Just hanging out with Dave. Yeah, we're just hanging out. We're just seeing what his experience with the Swing Lifestyle was like and everything else that goes along with it. Well, that should last all of about five minutes. I don't think so. No, that's not even true. We've had a few shows with different single men of various ages, and they've had various different That's true. Some good, some not so good. That's all what you put into it. I mean, if you go into it with bad intention, you're going to get it. You know, and you have to expect that there's certain people out there that present themselves to be other than what they are. Well, a lot of it. That's true. Yeah, a lot of the single guys actually come off very rude. Yeah. And, you know, again, I'm the filter before they get to get to her. Right. He's the gatekeeper. And, yeah, the troll under the bridge. The troll under the bridge. I feel you're the key master. Yeah. But, you know, we've had guys, we've talked about this on the show, that the first email they send us is, oh, I'll fuck your wife. It's like, oh, wow, good. Thanks, thanks. That job's off my list. You want to rebuild my one deck, too? I got some trees I need cut down. How are you doing for that? I'm going to put trees in our profile. My car needs a new tranny. I could use a wash right now, too. But, you know, and these guys, they ruin it sometimes for the other guys. Yeah. The assholes ruin it for the good guys. I don't ruin for anybody. Oh, stop it. You're not an asshole. I certainly am. Well, at least you're honest. You come to the table and say, this is what I am. This is what I bring to the table. Love it or lump it, you know? Yeah. That's what you got to do. Yeah. So how long have you been in the lifestyle? About 10, 15 years. Maybe a little bit longer. Yeah. Yeah. We've been in a little bit more than that. Not much. Maybe 22, 23. We'll be married 22. So it was 23 years. So yeah, it's for us, it's, you know, you kind of pave your own way through navigating the whole thing of the swing lifestyle. I think a lot of newer people aren't sure how to navigate where to go, what the first steps are. I actually knew some people that were into it and played with them before even knowing what swinging was. My first was a cuck couple. Oh, wow. And I was shocked as all get out. I mean, I started talking to her. And, you know, my husband approves, and yada. So I meet her, and we have a good time. About a week later, she invites me over the house. And he's in there serving us drinks. Wow. You know, we get in a hot tub, and we have some fun, and he's, you know, just standing there. Then we take it into the bedroom, and he's standing in the corner, They're jerking off. I'm like, oh, wow, this is pretty cool. I like being watched. Oh, there you go. We met maybe about three, four months. And then the question came, oh, Dave, would you mind if he blew you? Yeah, kind of. Oh, look at the time. I gotta get out of here. Yeah, and that's the last I heard of them. Yeah. Actually, another gentleman was messaging us today and stuff, and he's new to the lifestyle. And he was like, you know, I told him how we shoot content and everything else. And he was like, oh, that's cool, you know, and stuff. He says, you know, do you clean up afterwards? I was like, no. Thank you. I have a severe penis allergy. And anything that the penis produces. I don't even go near my own. You know, she gets done blowing me. I'm like, here, baby, have a drink. Listerine, please. Go brush your teeth. 17 times. It's not quite that dramatic, but. Okay, 16. Okay, there you go. Yeah, but I was with a cuck couple before I even knew what the hell a cuck couple was. Yeah, that is interesting. Yeah. That is interesting. Yeah, and those who are into it, But that's great. Good. You know, if everybody's on board, have fun. Yeah. You know, that's no issue with that. Just not my bag, baby. No. A few years later, I met this girl. She was bi. And, you know, we got together a few times. It's like, oh, you want to go to a party? Sure. And lo and behold, that was my introduction to house parties. Oh, okay. what kind of a party it's going to be? No, I knew. Oh, okay. I thought maybe it was like, oh, we're just going to a regular party. Okay. Oh, everybody's naked. Wait, they're having sex. What kind of party is this? We don't do clubs. We do more of a house party stuff. We do house parties, for sure. Bad luck in clubs and meet and greets for us, so we just stick to smaller groups. Clubs are just such a clique. Yeah. Maybe that's, you know, we just didn't fit. Yeah. A house party, you generally know everybody that's there. Mm-hmm. the majority of people. So it's more comfortable. Or they'll introduce themselves and you get to know them. Right. Yeah, but clubs, yeah, I'm not a big fan of clubs. Yeah, we don't have much experience, good experiences with them at all. Yeah, some people, you know, that's what they like, and I just, it just doesn't work for me. But, I mean, there's something out there for everyone. It doesn't have to. No, it doesn't have to. So, but, so what has been your best, What you say during it, yeah. Outside of tonight. You have high expectations. Yeah, I don't know, man. Or that could tell you my experience in Outland. Well, Donna is going to. I don't, I wouldn't say I had any best experiences. I mean, the vast The last majority of them have been very, very good. Okay. But one doesn't stand out as the best experience that I've had. The next one is? The next. Yes. As Tom Brady said, which Super Bowl did you like the most? The next one. The next one. There you go. Yeah. Yeah. So do you have any really bad experiences? Just one. Just one really bad experience. People invited me over for a podcast. It was a disaster. No, no. That hasn't reached that level yet. And hopefully it will. Give us time. The night is young. I met this couple. They had a hotel room and invited me over. I went there. And they're both telling me that they're doing it for the other person. Oh. Oh. And it just made me feel so uncomfortable. So neither of them wanted to do it. Oh, I'm just doing it for him. Oh, I'm just doing it for her. No, I think that they generally honestly thought that they were doing it for the other person. But I don't think either one of them really wanted to do it for themselves. And that was the important thing. If you want to do it for yourself, if you have a partner that enjoys it, like events, then great. But you don't do it just because somebody else wants you to do it. It's just not comfortable. It's not fun. We played with a couple one time that the wife was taking one for the team. Taking one for the team. Yep. Yeah, she didn't want to be part of it. She had a good time. You're not that bad looking, Vince. Well, tell me about it. I said not that bad. It's not that bad. So we can't put the word that in there. Like I've said, Donna says in a dark room, no one's more handsome than me. And a bowl full of roofies, and we're good to go. We have a bowl next to the fence, like M&M's. Like M&M's. Everybody looks the same in the dark. Yeah, there you go. But now we had one that the couple, it was obvious she didn't want to be there. She went along with it, and I played. with her because she let me and then gave her a whole bunch of orgasms and he's like she never does that for me. Bob never gives me orgasms at home. Or orgasms. Or orgasms. But apparently then shortly after that they either broke up or got divorced. Yeah I wasn't sure if they were married or not. They were no longer together because he approached us he's like well I'm no longer with whatever her name was I don't remember. Well that makes sense. So but yeah. Yeah, we didn't respond. I don't think we responded because we never met up with him again. Nope. Yeah, because if somebody's pressured into it, how can you enjoy it? Yeah, I agree. Yeah, I don't know why. I don't know why you'd want to. Why you would do that? You know, it's, I mean, why would you even give in for your mate? If it's something you don't want to do, if you think you're going to lose them and they don't want to not do something like that, you sit there and go like, okay, I'm not that important. But for me, it doesn't mean anything. I enjoy the pleasure, getting the pleasure, but I also enjoy giving it. Sure. And if I don't feel that the other person is enjoying it, what good is it? Yeah. Exactly. Yeah, you know that they really don't want to be there, and they're just taking one for the team. It does. It dampens it. It really makes what could be a really good experience, and it really makes it kind of not so great. Yeah. Yeah, it really takes the air right out of that. But yeah. So one of the things you had brought up apparently to Donna was the fact that you were unclipped and that that is, that we've heard people before, they won't deal with people unclipped. Yeah. And it's. Not a big deal. Well, it doesn't matter me either way. It's attached to a penis. I don't care. You have no opinion on it, do you? I've shared before, and I've shared with Dave before the show, in fourth grade, when I was born, my parents couldn't afford to get me clipped. They got me clipped at fourth grade. Let me tell you, you don't know pain until that happens. Picture a road rash on the head of your dick. Because that's what it's like, because that skin, at least when I was that old, was very raw kind of thing. because it was covered. And that was the problem I was having. It was young. It was painful to pull it back and wash it. So I kept getting infections. And luckily my parents got that done because otherwise it could have gotten infected and got it cut off. You don't want to do that. It happened with my toes. I don't want it to happen with my penis. With me, I was premature. I was a preemie. I just think about baseball. Premature. Thank you. I walked right into that one. Damn, I've got to think of what I see. That was pretty quick. I've heard that about you. Yeah, well. From everyone. Back to the premature. I'm trying to swallow you. There's a big circle here. And they did not think I was going to make it. I was given last rites. Oh, wow. So I've had five of the seven Catholic sacraments in my life. The only other two that I have left are anointment, no way in hell I'm becoming a priest. Unless they change some of the rules. And the last one is canonization, and there's no fucking way I'm going to be canonized. St. Dave. Are you Catholic? Ah, lapsed. Okay. Didn't pay your dues? Yeah, yeah. But, yeah, so it never got done. When I was a kid, I asked my mother about it once. And she's like, well, if you want it, if it'll make you more comfortable, we can go and have it done. And I'm like, no, that's okay. I've become attached to it. But no, because I thought about it. It's like, even as a kid, you knew that if you pull it back, it was painful to wash. I knew that. And I'm thinking to myself, okay, if I pull it back and it's painful, what's going to happen if I get it cut off? It's going to be really painful. So here's the fun part of that. Now they put an ointment on it, right, because it's like raw skin almost. And then they put a gauze on it. Well, what happens? The ointment dries out, so the gauze fucking sticks to it. Now every hour or so, you've got to rip it the fuck off and put new shit on. Pain. Yeah. Let me tell you pain. Can I mention the word pain? Pain on your dick of all places. It goes right from your cock head right to the back of your brainstem. It's like, ah. So I had to weigh, when I was young like that, before that, all the kids were circumcised. They didn't know any difference. I mean, we're fourth grade. Right. So we'd be in the gym class showering or whatever, and kids would look at me and go, what's wrong with your dick? I mean, I knew what it was, but they didn't. My parents explained it to me. I was in a car. What happened? Nothing else was hurt, but my dick was cut off. Wear your seatbelts and eat your vegetables. I was in a car accident. No, seriously, I told them that. I did. I'm not making that up. Do they ask for details and just shut them up? Well, yeah, just shut them up. Because who really wants to really talk about somebody else's dick generally? It's like, what happened? Did a car hit you? That was enough. Yeah, there's no, you didn't have to worry about the logistics of it. No. Could that happen? I don't know. I was like, what the fuck is that? You know? Yeah, that's true. Luckily, I was a third kid, so I didn't go through that problem. Well, I did not get my pubic hair until I was probably like 14. Oh, wow. 15. I am pretty, I couldn't grow a beard. I couldn't grow a mustache until I was in my 30s. I couldn't grow it until I was in my 30s. Oh my word. And even then I could just have the goatee. And if I let this go, it's not going to fill in. It's going to be all patchy. Oh, well, that makes sense. Yeah. So you just, it looks good though. Thank you. I'm partial to a little bit of facial hair on men. Let's just clarify that just in case. I like my women. I like my food. I'm from Italy. I like a hairy woman. Give me a woman with a mustache. She reminds me of my mom. Only you can say that. Your mom doesn't have that much of a mustache. Her mustache isn't. Not that much of one? She's going to hunt you down and kill you now. No, she doesn't have a mustache. She listens to this podcast. Oh, I'm sure. Your mom's a racy woman. Her head would go. No, I don't think it would. Probably not. Vince, she knows you. But it's amazing that in modern day that there's still women that have objections to it. Yeah. Yeah, I don't, it's not usually a problem. Well, as I told Donna before, I met this one woman, a couple, and played with them. She was like, never said anything about it, but she was talking all night, condom. Finally, we get into bed and she's like, pulls me on top of her without any condom on and right inside. I'm like, oh, okay. I guess so much for the condom. Then I went to a party over at their house, maybe about a year later. And we start fooling around. Underwear comes off. Oh, you're not circumcised. I don't like that. I can't, I can't do this. Did you think you had like a sheepskin thing on before? I don't know. Wow. I don't know. I didn't ask, but it's like, you did it before and you seem pretty well satisfied. But hey. That's weird. Weird. That's very weird. Maybe you were already erect and it, you know, it's harder to tell once a penis is erect if you're circumcised or not. I mean, some guys that are circumcised, you can see there's a definite discoloration between, they might have a little, almost like a scar that goes around it, or discoloration, like the tip and the, you know, and a little bit below the head is a different color from the rest of the shit. How many cocks have you seen that you know this? Two. Oh, two. About a thousand. Oh, that's true. You weren't talking to me. I'm sorry. About a thousand. You're talking in the last hour? What were we talking about? Last week. But yeah, there's all different cocks. colors and stuff and you can kind of tell. It comes in different colors? Yeah, well, sometimes. I was looking for something in purple. Sometimes they do look so lit. Something so cute. Maybe Paisley. Is Paisley an option? No, but the purple, I have. How about I get a nice gradient to go from a mauve to a bright purple. Something just says, wow. That's actually not that far off from the truth with guys that are really excited. their balls get really purplish and maybe mauve-y colored, and then the head of the dick, because there's so much blood up there, it gets really... I'm proud to say I've never seen that. Well, mine was black for about six months. It was black? You have to explain this. Did you identify as a black guy, or what was it? Only part of me. Only part of me. If that works, I'm going to try it. No, I... You know, for a couple months, it was like 12 inches. She's identified as a black gentleman. You should have been there for those six months. No, I mentioned I was in a car accident last year. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I lost the fight with an F-250. Oh, he went ahead of it. Yeah, and he hit me. He ran a red light. Oh. Hit me just behind the driver's side door. And I guess the armrest jammed into my seat. And it broke a couple arteries. That could. Yeah. Oh. So I had this huge hematoma on my left side. Oh, my word. And the middle part of my body from here down to about my mid-thighs. From your waist to your mid-thighs? A little bit higher. A little bit higher than your waist. Okay. Down to about mid-thighs. Gathered up all the blood. Oh, so that's why your dick was like black. Yeah, I'm in the hospital, and I mean, I was in such pain, and I get up out of the bed because I had to go to the bathroom, and they have the mirror in front of the sink, and all I had was the hospital gown because they had cut off all my clothes off, and I'm walking to the toilet to go to the bathroom, and I look, and I see it's all black. Oh, my God, I thought it was going to fall off. Yeah, please. I had to call the doctor. I discovered God at that moment. Oh, my gosh. I had to call the doctor. What's going on? What's going on? Oh, nothing, nothing. It's just blood pooling up. Oh, great. That should go away in a few weeks. Yeah. Four or five months later, it's okay. Yeah, finally. Well, a little slower. Oh, I'd be afraid of gangrene or something. and appendage black, especially your dick. That's what I thought. I was like, no! I'm like, what's happening? Is it going to fall off? Yeah, I'd be shocked. Yeah, I wouldn't be touching it. I'd be afraid. Well, that never stopped me. I'd be afraid, man. Like you said, I became very attached to it. Oh, my word. That's pretty scary. That is a little scary. So, yeah, if you have a hematoma, it might affect your junk. Maybe, depending on where... Well, it depends on your hematoma. Yeah. Well, in that area, like it's around your midriff area, it could affect... I would never have thought of that. No, I wouldn't have thought so either, but... Neither did I. I mean, it was all... Did it get bigger too? Or did it just get discolored? I'll be honest with you, I was not in the mood to get a hard eye. Yeah. No kidding there. Yeah. So I honestly don't know. I thought maybe since it was all pooled with blood, it might have been... How long ago was that? That? Last summer. No. Wow, wow. It's not even a year yet. No. Wow. Oh, wow. Actually, May the 10th, I think it was. Okay, so. May the 11th. It's coming, so to speak. So to speak, you have to watch what you say in this crowd. Do you need a second opinion? Donna's right there. Oh, yeah. I might have to dig out my medical expertise. Well, you can examine me later. Oh, that sounds like a... Yeah, okay. You could do it on air. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. That's true. You know. So if you want to, you know, share, like, for people who've never been with an uncut man. Well, it would be really... Is it still discolored at all? No. Oh, okay. No, you said, like, five months later. Yeah, five months later, it did kind of dissipate. But yeah, it's... Yeah, that is crazy. That is crazy. I mean, you can still see. Oh. Oh. Here. Oh, okay. You can still see. Oh, it's really faint, though, like the discoloration on your hips and right around to your belly a little bit there. That's not... It's good. I'm glad it's not all bruised and nasty because hematomas can be... Not only do they look... Not so sexy, but they don't feel good either. You didn't even dress up for him for the podcast, did you? I did. I had to wear something warmer, though. Oh, okay. It's chilly out there. It's cold. But we're not outside. It's warm in here. Yes, but where I was getting dressed, it's not so warm. Oh, okay. Well, you could undress a little now. I could. I will. It's warmer in here. Our house is just a little bit chilly still. Yeah, we ran out of wood pellets for our stove, so. We have one bag. And lucky for us, the stores that sell the wood pellets are closed on Sunday and Monday. Nice. So it's like, that's okay. We've got a nice fire going to the basement. We've been doing laps around the living room. Having our own relay race. We warm up eventually. It's not that bad. No. But down here we have gas, so we have heat down here. Oh, is that what that smell is? Yeah. Well, sorry. I have a pilot light behind me. Beans for dinner? All the time. Absolutely. Why not? I had that Brussels sprouts the other night. Oh. Foods you shouldn't eat if you're going to play. Asparagus. Asparagus. Yeah, I was just going to say, I had some asparagus for dinner tonight. I don't know. That could be dangerous, depending on how fast you process it. And I love asparagus. Oh, then you'll love it. It's just not good secondhand. It's just not good secondhand. It's not leftovers you want. I know. It's so unsexy when your penis goes, you're peeing and you're like, wow, what is that stench? If it smelled that bad, I wouldn't have eaten it. Yeah. It smelled great when I was eating and it tasted great, but man, now it's rank. Oh, my word. So I think you need to tell people about, you know, Is that my pretend medical opinion? Oh, you have a nursing degree. Oh, that thing is so old. Oh, so are you. There you go. That explains a lot. But you're still hot. I pay him to say that. There's a compliment in there somewhere. Somewhere. I don't know what that would be. And I do have to pay you for the compliments anyway. Now, come on, Donnie. You are a little hottie. Oh, now I'm going to be embarrassed. Why? Somebody who doesn't. See, he butters me up. Vince butters me up. They get you through the doorway. Oh, man. I can't. I have to really be careful with what I say around him. That's a little kinky, butter. I've never tried that. I don't know about butter. I think I have done. Maybe I've done. Well, or coconut oil, which is very good. It's very good for you. Yeah, but not butter. Yeah, butter, it's too expensive to be rubbing it on. Do you want some really good stuff, like the curry gold butter, or do you want to use, like, Land O'Lakes, or it doesn't matter. Now you're just getting too erotic for me. Oh, yeah, I'll have butter. Ooh. There is something very delicious about melted butter, though. Cornbread, there we go. Oh, yeah. Cornbread with butter. Now that's good. Yep. That's good eats. We're not going to talk about that. Oh. He just won a chili contest. Two, three weeks ago. Yeah, two, three, yeah. But instead of, you know, sometimes they'll serve it with either crusty bread or they'll do crackers. He made his own, sort of made your own. Cornbread. Cornbread. But it was, put some of that. It was so moist, it was like corn cake. It's like corn cake. It was delicious, yeah. He put like cream corn in it and what else? Sour cream. Sour cream, which doesn't sound like it would be good, but it was delicious. It wasn't like cornbread, it was like corn cake. Now you're making me hungry. Yeah. It was really good. I'm making myself hungry now. It was just, mmm. But anyway, let's get the show back to where we were. Okay. This isn't Vince's cooking corner. It's my other podcast. That was so good. I thought this was Donna's cooking corner. Oh, I don't cook. She don't cook. Oh, hell no. Well, not in the kitchen. Not in the kitchen. No. Donna doesn't know what a kitchen is except for the coffee pot. Yeah, there. I don't, something I don't need to know. Can you take her on a vacation to someplace she's never been? Yeah, the kitchen. Wait, I do the dishes and stuff. Sometimes. Sometimes. He's actually been really good. He does the cooking and has done the dishes. Wow. Yeah, do what I can. Do what I can. No, he doesn't have to. Especially with her one shoulder being out right now. Nah, he's been very good. She's got to crack the whip with the other arm. Yeah, I'm not good with this one too. When I do my whipping, with the right hand, and this one's all spastic. I can't get a good snap in the air. Look at that. Did you ever hear that thing how every man is half gay? I knew it was way to go with that. No? No. Okay, so like, are you left or right-handed? Left. Okay, so throw like you're going to throw a ball. Okay, now throw with the other hand. No, you can do it the right way. Okay. Well, I don't know. Okay, so most men are half gay because like, if you throw with your opposite hand. If you're sitting here concentrating on it, yes. Yeah, you can make it look good, but actually throw it. Throwing it, yeah. Right, if I actually had a ball in my right hand and I was trying to throw it. And there's nothing wrong with people being gay. I'm not saying there is. But it does. Is there anything wrong with that? Nope. With apologies to Jerry and George. Yeah. But yeah, if you're sitting here concentrating, I mean. Yeah, I guess you could. Yeah. I just throw underhand with my left hand. You can't throw. It doesn't look as gay. Okay, I don't. I just say I got a bad shoulder, which I do, but that's not a story. Yeah, I don't. I could throw in my right. It doesn't matter. Women throw feminine both ways. Yeah, we do, don't we? It doesn't matter. I've known some women that could throw mean baseball. Oh, those women who do the fast pitch? Holy crap. Anyway, different show. Different show. Anyway. All right there, buddy, drop trial. We're going to do an inspection of your penis. No, there's no we. Oh, okay. I am going to do this. It's me and the audience. Wait. I did not agree to this. You don't have to. I don't care. We're going to give out his last name. Yeah. Just so everyone can go. Wait a minute. Hey, if you're uncomfortable, you don't have to do it. Okay, good. He's wise ass. Geez, you're on the show for 15 seconds and already being wise ass. It's actually been 32 minutes. 32 minutes. Okay, whatever. Oh, hello. See, come over here. Sorry, I'm making some noise here. See, there's nothing wrong with this penis. I didn't say it was. I just have to pull it back a little bit so I got the... Then I can wrap my mouth around it. I think I need to take the glasses off. Would it be better if he sits down and then you kind of kneel in front of him? Well, maybe. But then I won't have the microphone here. his down. Just use one mic. You don't hate that too much, huh? No, not at all. I just hope he meets with your approval doctor. See, now that you've gotten hard a little bit, you can't tell you circumcised. Yeah, you can see a little bit. Yeah, but that's not a big deal. French ticklers? Yeah, it looks like little ribs on a French tickler. That's kind of cool. A penis that has that, that's got to be all good, right? Oh, you would think. Maybe you'd rather sit down, we can. Sucking all the hematoma out of you. I think I'll have to suck a little harder for that. Well, that lady that said that she just didn't want to do this missing out. I guess my question would have been, like, the first time you were with her, did she give you a blowjob? Maybe not. See that? She didn't see it. Kind of difficult not to. You know, I'll give you another hour, but then you're going to have to stop. I'm telling you, after my third orgasm, that's enough. I'm not going to let you suck me after three more orgasms. That's it. Okay, maybe four. What do you think? You're 15? Four orgasms? I didn't say mine. Well, that's like six days. I'd have to invite friends. I thought that was what I was. Yeah, well, there you go. See, you're taking one off my bucket list. I don't have to, you know. Now, I'm disappointed in her. She has not paid any attention to your boss. I can't get down there. I'm on a stool. I was just fondling them. I wasn't paying that close of attention. Well, if you don't like the way I'm doing it, you get over here. Bring my dick over there so you can suck my dick in both. He's such a pain in my ass. Well, that's a whole nother show. Black comes later. That's another show. Oh, I slid. There you go. Now she's eye level with it. There you go. See, that's better. You said that, not him. Now, you see, this would be on camera. Well, we can always do that again. Mm-hmm. See? Your cock is just perfect, just the way it is. Oh, thank you. Mm-hmm. So that young gentleman, I was chatting with earlier from SOS. He actually is listening to some of our podcasts and just laughingly says stunt dicks. Yep. Not tonight. That's what we tend to call her playmates. Like when they're in video, they're stunt dicks. It's not a bad term. I don't know. We didn't call them stumps. They do all kinds of acrobatics that a dick can do. They perform all the dangerous stuff. All the dangerous stuff. Well, I mean, there are all kinds of teeth in there. Well, that's true. She could sneeze. Oh, yeah. I love it. she dry heaves with me. Shut up. Mmm. if you can. You're going to end up pulling my headphones off. Mmm. Yeah, I can take them right off. I don't need them. Yeah, she doesn't want to listen to me anyway. What? Exactly. Mmm. Oh, yeah. Mmm. That's a nice heartache. I have to run my tongue up and down your shaft, all around your balls... If you're not careful, you're going to make me cum. Well, I like that. I'm kind of thinking that was a goal. Now you got me. No, just stop, get up, and walk away. Fuck him. No. I would love it if you gave me a facial. my mouth up. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Mmm. Oh, wow. Mmm. Let's get that sweater off here. Mmm. Oh, my goodness. This is becoming more than just a blowjob, maybe. I don't know. I don't know either. I'm sitting over here. I've got to take my sweater off. Want to help? No. Sure. Shoulders, not what it used to be. You're going to have to do that. Otherwise, I'll be here all day trying to get out of it. Do you need to move that stool back at all? Do you have to move that stool? I don't know. Okay. Oh, he now has my bra, so I'll let the bad boys out. They're boys? Oh, yeah. Okay, girls. Let the girls out. Look, you can't. They don't speak. They can't hear anything. It doesn't help. They don't talk now. Ooh. Now he's fondling my breasts. Fondling my nipples. Ooh. Ooh. That's nice. Ooh. Ooh. Getting more perky. Oh, yeah. Ooh. off or should we keep going? Well, let's keep going. Will it translate? I think they kind of get the hint he's undressed you. He's fingering your pussy. You've been sucking his dick. So people that are listening will get the hint that... Circumcised cocks are just fine. You can't tell the difference once they're hard. Little ripples. Little fun ripples. Crank up his microphone more. Oh, he's sucking on my nipple. Whoa! He's nibbling on me. You're a bad boy. I told you I liked that. Yes, you did. Not that I doubted you. I get my shoes off and everything. Wow, that was loud. Was it? I turned the microphones up to get... Sorry. I'll be more quiet. with my next show. I think the World Trade Center made less noise coming down. Oh, stop. He's too exaggerating. Okay, we're going for gold. Oh, what a view. Might be a better view. Oh, really? I think so. Or Donnie could bend over the bench. I think we could do it. Hold on. I can do it. I can do it. Older person origami. Older person origami. Oh, yeah, that's nice. Mmm. See, that's a nice uncircumcised cock in my pussy. Oh, there's no difference for you. I can't feel a difference. You're trying. I'm trying. I'm giving it all I got. Yes, you are. I'm trying to, like, feel every inch of his cock. You see, there's a difference between... Looking in depth to that. Yeah, it's deep. I'm looking deep. I think he's looking deep, too. Mmm. I cannot feel any difference between... It feels just as good? Just as good as a circumcised cock. Just as good. Fills up every nook and cranny. It's the best cock you've had in the last five minutes? The best cock I've had in the last five minutes. Yes. Absolutely. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Yeah. Apparently, it inhibits her ability to talk. Oh, God. She sucks a mean cock. Oh, I know. Oh, God. She sucks a happy cock, too. I can't tell any difference. I'm doing my research. Okay, well, you know. You have to do extensive research, apparently. Like I said, one more hour of this. I'm going to have to have you stop. Oh, God. I guess there's There's only one way to find out Oh yeah I see the balls are the same, right? I can't tell the difference Chef is the same Wait a sec, wait a sec Do me a favor, let me get my pants off Oh sure Can you get a little more comfortable? Yeah, give you more room True There we go. We'll get the rest of his pants off and then I can really get in there and do extensive research. You got that government grant. I might as well use it. You're absolutely right. I have to document every inch. You can go to the head of the class. I'll go to the head. I don't know about any class. He's giving head to the only person in the class. That's true. I'm the specimen. Is that what you are? Yeah. You're not one of the students? No. Oh. Well, if that's the case, just keep me after class, teach. Make me do it till you get it right. Yeah, over and over again. It's just a good thing she loves to suck cock. I know, and it's a good thing Dave loves to have his cock. I love having my cock sucked. It is one of the greatest pleasures in life. Oh, yes, it is. I've never had a bad blowjob. Just some are better than others. Just good and great. That's good. And you didn't get your report card yet. Oh, this is virtually hungry. Don't tell her that yet. I just love the noises. Oh, God. We may have to go to commercial break. We don't have commercials. My extensive studies show that there is no difference. Okay. Well, I'll tell you what. I'm going to wrap up the show for us. Okay. So anyway, please don't forget, you can email us at info at hotwifepodcast.com and check out who, what, and where Donna is doing at hotwifedonna.com. Keep sucking dick and shit. 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