The Lost art of Flirting

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Hi, this is Donna Lynn and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast where we discuss all the good, the bad, and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle. Hello, everybody. This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. I think I have a little frog in my throat. Sorry about that. Coughing to the mic. That's what you want to do. I can't talk. That was worth the price of admission right there. Right there, I know. As you can tell, I'm here with my wonderful husband, Vince. He's not really being so wonderful tonight, are you? I'm always wonderful. Oh, my ass. What about your ass?

That you're not wonderful to it. I can be. Oh, yeah. That just scares me. It depends on your definition of wonderful. That's true. Anyway. So, hey, we got to hear a text message earlier from Logan and Autumn. Yes, that was autumn yes that was interesting to hear that they still listen and everything else they've um been pretty busy in their lives we haven't talked to them in a while no gosh miss them yeah i mean i haven't since that last um video we shot like back in what march i don't know it know, it's been a while. So again, guys, hey, how's it going? The same to all our friends.

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What part are you looking forward to? I'm actually meeting him in the flesh. And the flesh is the key word, sir? I think so, yes. Yeah, I think so, okay. He keeps sending me pictures of like, I've really been working out hard. Look what I'm doing now. Look at my body. Why would you work out hard? Why don't you just work out? Why do you have to work out hard? I never once worked out at the gym. No, I don't work out at the gym. If I work out at the gym, I can't imagine. I'm working out at the gym flaccid. So, the number?

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So if he gets a chance to come to the U.S., man, I'd love to have him come by and stop by on the show and stuff and sit in with us. It'd be great. That's a long trip. That's a really long trip for all this. He's going to have to take an airplane. I don't think he can drive. No, I don't think he could. That ocean thing. Gets in the way, doesn't it? Depends how fast you're driving. That's true. Thank you so much.

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Yeah, it works, you know, what the heck. I'm not complaining. Yeah. You know, apparently Jay, she looks for anything. I'm eating fruit. Bang me. I'm eating fruit in the kitchen. I'm eating vegetables. Bang me. You know. You know what? The sun came up today. Bang me. It's cloudy. Bang me. You know, everybody has their thing. Everyone should. You know what? If the world had more sex, do you think it would be a better place? You don't think the world has that much sex? No. No, I think we have so many problems in this world because there isn't enough legitimate consenting sex.

Oh, okay, now you're being specific on that. Yeah, maybe. Maybe people just need to, like, chill out more. I mean, if everyone had more orgasms that was over, was of age and consenting, I think it'd be a better world. Do you think, like, a guy would hold a bank if he, like, just got done having a couple orgasms? It's like, no, man, I'm kind of tired now. I'm going to take a nap. I'm going to take a nap. Got a point there. Or sometimes the bank robbery might be the thing to get him to an orgasm. Well, then you need help. If bank robbery gets you an orgasm, then you need help. Some people...

You need a woman's set of lips Whichever one, tops or bottoms. You need a set of lips on your dick. You know what? Don't chill you out. Make everybody no more violence. If a woman is sitting on my dick or sucking my dick, I'm not thinking about robbing a bank. I'm not thinking about anything other than like fuck yeah this feels good yeah you know let's think about it with world peace world peace if it revolved around sex and all of a sudden say you know i'm going to invade this country i'm tired of this country's actions it's, hang on. I'm good. I'm going to take a nap now.

I'm not going to invade nothing. I'm done. Yeah, he just did his own invasion. I came. I'm done. I came. I saw. I came. I'm done. Send you your hottest woman from your country that's willing to. It's like I'm going to invade country XYZ so XYZ sends this beautiful woman comes over and she seduces him does whatever it's like your country's not bad I'd not invade that's very good I think that's the answer to the wrong piece. Yeah, it might work. The UN should just be a big orgy. Oh, I don't know. Yeah. Okay. United nasties. United nasties. Yeah, it's just constant banging.

It's just like, you know, I don't think that country, their representative banged me good enough. We might want to put sanctions on them. I'll give you more. It's like, okay. I'm just saying. I don't know. I don't know if that would work or not. Make me dictator of the world. It'll be a better place. A dick what? Yeah. A special kind of potato. Dictator. A dictator. Yeah. So anyway, tonight's topic is... The lost art of flirting. Yeah. Well, we did the lost art of kissing, and we had some good responses to that. Yeah, we did. This one's a little different.

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Come on, check it out. Check it out. Get your magnified glass and zoom in. I'm not even going to go there. That's my problem. So anyway, we're talking about flirting, the lost art of flirting. Yeah. So the first part I guess I would bring up, and tell me if I'm wrong, but due to the political correctness, I mean, flirting on the simplest level used to be, whether it was flirting or not, it's up to discretion.

A woman dressed nicely at work, you can go up to her and be like, oh my God, hey Donna, you look very nice today Now that could be considered flirting Or it might not It could just be a compliment It could be just a compliment, right You can't even do that today It seems like everybody's too uptight About things and too quick to get Be insulted Or, you know What's the word I'm looking for? Offended, yeah Too quick to be, uh, be insulted or, uh, you know, uh, I don't know. What's the word? Offended. Offended. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, too quick to be offended.

We can't, we went to dinner one time with my aunt and uncle and we came out of the restaurant and two gentlemen walked up to us and actually walked up to me and said, would you mind if we compliment your wife? And I'm like, I really don't want her here on good things you're ruining you're ruining everything for me god what you know what that's gonna set me back yeah much i've done to tear her down you're just building her back up again well and i said no please please do and they gave you the compliment of? You have really nice legs. And I said, see, that spin class is working for me.

That's what I said. Did you? Mm-hmm. Usually you would sit there and go, I don't know. I think I still need to lose a few pounds. Well, I always say that. That's just the way to. But the thing is, it made you feel good. Sure. Again, I've always contended that your significant other can tell you how pretty, how sexy, whatever you are. But when you hear from somebody else, does it not mean more? In a way, it does. Only because I figure, like I've said before, it seems like your loved one is willing to overlook a lot of your shortcomings. He's trying to get laid. That could be it, too.

So, but somebody on the outside might be more brutally honest. And if they come up with a compliment, you're more. Well, they're not going to say anything. Somebody, a stranger doesn't need to say anything. No, they don't need to say anything. So, the fact that they say something tells you. They've been motivated to. That there's something there.

I mean, there's something there there's something there exactly you know i tell you it's like oh my god wow you look mediocre today and i'm like oh great thank you wow i made mediocre yeah usually it's god you're a scum- bitch you know do you mind putting a burka back on I can see your eyes can you cover them sunglasses let me put my sunglasses on now you can't see anything there you go there we go well now you're hot yeah baby not a square inch can you see you could be anybody under that it's porn in the Arab world it's like oh my god Thank you. I can imagine you could be anybody under that.

It's porn in the Arab world. It's like, oh my God, she could be anything under that. So anyway, but flirting, you can't do that. Even if it's not flirting. Might be innocent, you're right. It's the same as a compliment. And that's a real shame. I mean, someone you're not flirting flirting with but you want to give them a compliment you can't compliment them because it's read the wrong way exactly and especially in corporate America there are times where you wanted to say something nice to somebody and it's like no so let's get into in the flirting aspect I've been drinking bourbon.

And what kind? You said what kind? I am drinking Henry McKenna, yeah. There you go. I'm dealing with a lot of back pain. Yeah, we were pretty busy tonight. Medication, yeah. So how does someone, if you're going to flirt with someone, Donna, how, if a young man or a woman, whichever, it doesn't matter. And let's pick a scenario. Um, a bar. Let's say you're at a bar. I can tell you exactly. When I was dancing, it was nothing but flirting. Dancing is easier because you're half naked or mostly naked. So, yeah. So, it's easier to sit there and just go flirting. In that case, you just go, hi.

That's flirting. If you're naked and you're gorgeous and you walk up to someone that is. I wasn't always naked. Come on. I was. I had a thong on and heels. I had a thong on. Yeah, exactly. I wasn't naked. Okay. Now, when I worked at certain clubs, I was definitely naked. Okay. Well, let's pretend you're at one of the days-of-the-week restaurants. Okay, a Ruby Wednesdays. Ruby Wednesdays, okay. Or TGI Sundays or whatever. Okay? So you're sitting at the bar. You decide, hey, I want to drink. Okay? And you happen to go to one of these bars. Hypothetically. Hypothetically. Okay.

And let's pretend you're sitting there at the bar and you're having a drink, whatever it might be. And two seats down from you, remotely attractive guy. And you're like, man, I think I want to fuck him. How do you go about flirting with him, letting him know that you have a level of interest in him? I have to get naked first. That's the only way to be comfortable. I've never had to flirt in a... So you think by being hauled away by police in handcuffs... Ooh, that's hot. This turn you on? Look at me. I'm naked and handcuffed being hauled away.

I may not get him, but maybe one of the cops will be kind of fun. Is that a nice sticker? You're just glad to see me. No, seriously. So let's pretend. I'm just, I'm grabbing a scenario. I know you've never been in this scenario. Let's pretend. Oh, good. Okay. So you're, I don't know, you're at the fucking library reading a cookbook like you would ever read a cookbook. Yeah, really. It's like, people cook? You don't just buy this shit made? They don't have a husband that cooks for them? Come on. What kind of world is this? Where's the insanity? It's insanity. Stop. Okay.

Here's something you can Where's the insanity? It's insanity stuff. Okay. Here's something you can relate to. You're at the liquor store. You're walking to the liquor store, and you're looking to buy some of your rum. And there's a guy standing there that is attractive. That he's also in the rum aisle. Okay. He's also in the rum aisle. And you determine, like... I guess you have to say, do you have anything stronger? Do you have anything harder than this? Harder than this. Do you flirt, or is it a pickup line? Oh, yeah, I think there's a difference.

There's a difference between pickup lines and flirting i think flirting is mostly it's more like a hi how are you you know make some small talk i mean there's there isn't that sexual edge to it necessarily right right away anyway pickup line is like you know uh you know it Yeah, pick-up lines are... You're the cheesy... I think think the pick up lines come once you determine they potentially have interest that could be in my opinion it's been a hundred years since I've done it yeah you don't need to flirt either it's no you walk into the parties and women are lined up me first first, me first.

Wait, are you Vince? Yes. I heard about you. I heard about you, yeah. So that's a different story. So that doesn't count either. I don't know. I don't know if I'd be very good at flirting right now. I mean, I'm so, like, out of the... Okay, I'll go go to me for okay luckily um i guess my flirting is based on my sense of humor right yeah i tend to be able to make jokes and and jovial aspects about anything you know and you know like for me i'm if i was like, I'm in the Bourbon Isle, because that's where I would be. No other place.

There was an attractive woman, and I thought there was a reason, and I'm reaching, because I don't have to do this. If I wanted to flirt with her, I'd sit there and, like, just grab a bottle and go, you know bottle and go this one makes me just lose all self control which one works for you I have no restraints with this one which ones do you lose all inhibitions with you know I might get smacked with that one I don't know no it's jovial I think it's innocent enough you think? yeah I think so Thank you. I think I might get smacked with that one. I don't know. No, it's jovial.

I think it's innocent enough. You think? Yeah, I think so. That's like saying, what alcohol makes you loose and horny? Yeah, without saying it, yeah. Which one makes me look like I'm more fuckable? Yeah, I sit there and, you know, I mean, I wouldn't say my wife. I might go, my ex-wife says this is the only one that makes me attractive. What would you think? Oh, yeah. Which one of these bottles would make you think I'm attractive? She might say, well, I am. Which is a pickup line. Yeah, it is a pickup line. That's cheesy. I don't know. It's flirting. I mean, okay, so you've never really worked.

You did one job, corporate America. There's other jobs in corporate America? I've worked a thousand jobs in corporate America. But isn't like each office? I never flirted per se because I never was self-confident. No, I never flirted per se because of HR. Your tits being hanging out. No, because of HR. We had to do those. You had no HR. The one company you did. Yes, we did. The one company. But in the strip clubs, you didn't have HR. No. That's ridiculous. But I said corporate America. Yeah. Oh, my God. We had to take tests. Sure.

We had to take, you know, that was the running joke, you know, the sexual harassment test. It's like, oh, Donna, you're taking that again. I'm like, yeah, it's because I failed it the last three times. I'm not going to tell you. I mean, it's like every couple months they were. I keep getting slapped with the sexual harassment charges. I keep taking these goddamn tests. Goddamn tests. But, you know, coming from this stripper world into the corporate America, I think I was just acutely aware of my environment, and I made sure I didn't say anything.

But, again, from what I know of you, which is very little. Oh, yeah, okay. We only been married, what, 20 years? I don't know. I didn't say anything. But, again, from what I know of you, which is very little. Oh, yeah, okay. We only been married, what, 20 years? Too many. The aspect of, like, for me, I never really intentionally flirted because I was always with somebody in my life. It's like one of those things for me. Most people look at me and it's like they wouldn't believe my story. But anyway. No, but even just being like friendly around like the coffee maker. Yeah. Just small talk.

Well, that's the thing. My personality for whatever reason tends to draw people, especially in i don't know why you fell in love with me for my personality after my looks well there was alcohol and bob that night is that one night but you but it happened before that oh maybe i don't know i deny everything and demand proof yeah well evidence isn't available um but't available. But I talked about the married woman that used to call down to my phone. She just liked my voice. And we've had this discussion numerous times. Should I go out there and call you so I can hear what she heard?

You don't hear me now with your headphones. You're in deep shit. But again, my voice in my head is nothing special it's my voice she liked it so shut up you tend to like it too I do you have a nice voice somehow you're not like I don't know I don't know what you're crying about you have a nice voice I'm not crying about it my't that nice. But again, most of the women I've, all the women I've been with, have been more attracted to me for my personality. Well, you do give great personality. That's really bad.

But I haven't, I'm also like, for me, like even with the photography, when I was doing that full time, I was never pushy or threatening or anything else. I was actually very standoffish. Yeah, you weren't flirty at all with the models. Friendly, but not flirty. Very respectful. Respectful, yeah. Yeah, when they would change. Even though I might have just shot them naked, when they would go change outfits, I would leave the room. Okay. And I think that was the, the, um, can't have something like you can't, you know, like you want what you can't have or something seems elusive. Maybe. Yeah.

I mean, it could be, I mean, if they were like, why isn't this guy going after me but since you weren't they're like hey what's wrong with me maybe i i don't know but it's like reverse psychology yeah i don't know but you know getting back to the flirting thing is like i will joke around personally with with a male or female but i'm not or bisexual. But, I mean, I will talk with anyone and make jokes. But I think women do really, really, truly appreciate a friendly, outgoing, positive, and humorous. Right. Yeah, women do like humor.

In my, if it makes it as long as you're not being crude or whatever there's humor then there's also just being gross yeah and they feel secure i think that is the part of the flirting that's a difficult balance if you can like talk to a woman and be non-threatening. That is a delicate dance. Yeah. It's a fine line there. Yeah, because flirting, I mean, back in the day, before all this corporate crap, I mean, you could just say basically what you wanted and nobody took you that serious, but now everybody gets so offended about everything. You have to be really careful with how you word things.

And it's a lot more, I think it's a lot more difficult to flirt, even in a non-threatening way than, say, 20 years ago. Yeah. Yeah. It's tough. In corporate America, you can't even ask a woman out. No.

It's just like, hey, if I happen to be going to this bar on this night at this time could you have a chance you could possibly be there is there a chance that you would be available to show up there maybe i bump into you it's almost how you have to word it yeah almost you know to ask them out be in trouble um i, if you really wanted to ask somebody out, you'd have to get their number and do that outside of work. Yeah, outside of work. And again, you can't even get their number to ask them outside of work. You'd have to have any... Can I get your number so I can text you? It's like, why?

I'm going to ask you out. HR! Yep, yep, see? Yeah, you can't even...

And then those same people, same people that are like oh my god i can't get laid i can't get dick it's like didn't the good-looking guy from the other department he asked it he was so inappropriate what was inappropriate he asked for a number what does he look like oh he's hot wait he asked you your number and he's good looking and he went to reach out to you yep and you turned him in hr for being inappropriate he asked for my number but you wanted to get laid right well yeah yes it's a vicious cycle yeah yeah you'd have to i don't i don you would do that Maybe you'd find them on Facebook That's called stalking Well, then you just say, hey, it's from work I love your page It's like, oh my god, yeah, I heard you were going to be at this club I'll be there I will see you at Chuck E.

Cheese's On Thursday night At 8 o'clock. Oh, my God. Be on the little carousel. I'll be watching you. I'll have cheese fries. It's like, really? Okay. Yeah, that sounds a little creepy right there. Does it? Yeah, you know what? Flirting can very quickly go into creepy if you're not careful oh yeah it's a very it's a delicate dance and balance between them back in the bicentennial era when I was single and stuff like that, I would go to bars I'd hang'd hang out with a couple of guys and stuff like that. And girls would kind of migrate. You'd talk to them and stuff like that. Bicentennial?

I'm just saying. That's how old I am. You mean like 1976? 18, 17, 1776 when I was young. Bicentennial would be 1976. Okay, okay. was 16 You would be like a I don't know I was 10 You're not going to any bars I looked old for my age You had to be home by 830 As soon as the lights came on On the street lights You had to be home by 8.30. As soon as the lights came on on the street lights, you had to be home. Hey, the bad girls, they were out after that. Oh, yeah, I'm sure. So 100 years ago, I was starting to hang out at bars. So that was 100 years ago for you.

What the hell would that be for me, smarty pants? I'm older than you. 200 years ago. At least. But no. Okay. Back when you were. Back in the mid, upper 80s, you know, you go to a bar and I can be hanging out and you'd be talking with a couple of guys. I'm talking for myself. Right. Oh, okay. And, you know, you would either try to get another group of girls to, like, join the conversation, and then you try to sort out, like, which girl is going to hopefully go with whichever guy.

Or the real trick was back then, was, like, if there's, like, two or three guys and there was a girl, you go, excuse me, can you answer a question for us? Who has a bigger dick? No. No. I would lose every time. Okay. No, you just bring them over. It's like, you know, we're talking about X, Y, Z. Get your opinion. It's just like, oh, okay. I'm sorry, what was your name? You know, and, oh, my name is, you know, whatever. Kim. I was like, okay, Kim. So, Kim, you know, you know. Did this actually work? We wanted to see, it's like, I said that my balls would look good on your chin.

No, we didn't say that. I thought it, but I wouldn't say it. So you had to come up with this bullshit thing that you were trying to come up with. But that's a flirting. There's obvious flirting. And then there's ones like you'd be talking. It's like, Kim, whoever, whoever, we're having a little disagreement here. Can you solve this for us? And again, I was good at coming up with shit on the whim at the time, back the day. You know, right now it's like, okay, or depends better or. I'm having some serious joint pain. Do you recommend ibuprofen or. Do you think the generic brand.

The generic brand of adult diapers is better than depends. You don't know know? You want to go back and find out? No? No. It doesn't have the allure that it could ever have. I just don't see it having any allure at all. Not even a little bit. So asking a girl for her MySpace page? MySpace. Not good either? No, probably not. That kind of shows your age? A little bit. Now, do you like the smooth condoms or the ones with ribs wow okay yeah do you think you know Nero was a better ruler or do you think you know no not good no she'd be like, who? Napoleon? No. She might not like the short aspect.

Well, who is shorter, Napoleon or my penis? No? You have to think about that one. I've never met Napoleon. Yeah, I don't know.

I've never met Napoleon yeah I don't know I've never met Napoleon but however hmm I didn't know Napoleon was shorter than two inches so but but no I think flirting is kind of again like the corny pick up lines like oh my god heaven's missing an angel yeah i was trying to think of them i was like i was drawing a blank pickup lines suck no wait a minute um i just always found it was easier instead of a pickup line just to try to strike up conversation with a girl i was never i never had a pickup line or anything else was always yeah a simple hi how you doing just like conversation it's like oh my god you know it's like you know especially We'll be right back.

up line or anything else was always yeah a simple hi how you doing just like conversation it's like oh my god you know it's like you know especially because i i had a couple bars or especially one bar i frequented a lot so i obviously obviously knew who was there all the time right i was you know so if there was someone new right that like the other assholes didn't like you know get down on top of like oh my gosh you do fresh meat then it was like one of those things like conversation you know but like today you know I think flirting is all done online And I don't know how flirting is done online.

Oh, I think they just caught sexting now. Yeah, but still, if you had to sext someone like that you haven't met yet, like we get it on the swinger sites. Yeah, I'm constantly somewhat sexting people.

But is it flirting when someone texts or sexts whatever you call it right like on the on things like hey you guys look sound i've read your profile sounds interesting i'd love to get to meet you is that flirting versus the guy's like i'll fuck your wife oh i'll fuck your wife that's definitely flirting that got me right off the bat well i just said fuck finally somebody jesus christ somebody's gotta do this heavy lifting jesus christ i'm going through a lot of money trying to find somebody oh my god you know it's like simple conversation i think it's the easiest way to then then this whole like you know all the games games people play.

I hate games. I hate games. So if you were in a bar, okay, again, and would you fall prey to someone coming up and saying, like, oh, my God, you're the most beautiful woman in the bar. Can I buy you a drink? They can buy me a drink. I don't have a problem with that.

But would you fall prey to the whole, you're the most beautiful woman in the bar Can I buy you a drink They can buy me a drink, I don't have a problem with that But would you fall prey to the whole You're the most beautiful woman here Fuck no, that's ridiculous That's ridiculous You're a beautiful woman, I'm not going to argue that It's like thank you Okay, so automatically you're like One red flag Yeah, pretty much a red flag But it doesn't rule him out No Let't rule him out We'll say he's a good looking guy Let's pretend he's almost as good looking as me Almost Almost Okay I'll have a drink with him Maybe he's not as cheesy as you You know I'll give him a chance Or what the heck Okay One drink What's it going to cost me You know Nothing Unless he's got rupees Unless he puts something in your drink Then I could be I could be real Wake up in the trunk of somebody's car They're seeing a kidney Yeah, I would hate when that happens In a bathtub of ice Yeah, but Okay, guy sits in and says You're the most beautiful woman in the bar And love to buy a drink You're game Yeah, I'm not going to be a dick, it's alright Yeah I I won't do it you're not the most beautiful woman in the bar no I'm not a woman we know that that's what I'm saying that's the first red flag for me that's the first only red flag if a guy tells me you're the most beautiful woman here I'm going to rub my beard and say...

I've got a beard and balls, man. I say, thank you. You've already had too much to drink, sir. Move on. I don't want to have to hurt you. As he strokes his beard, thanks, sweetie. Yeah? Yeah? You're just Adam's apple can do to your testicles as I suck your dick? No? Going too far? No, God. Right off the bat, man. There's the line I went over? Pole vaulted over it. Oh, okay. Just checking. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, you know what? I've never, God, I've never been in a bar where somebody tried to pick me up. As a titty bar, you never had guys try to pick you up. When you were dancing.

Oh, that's different. That's business. I mean, like as a normal. No, you had guys. Oh, I'll be the best sex you ever had. No, but I was working. See, that's different. But they're still flirting with you. But it's a different environment. They're supposed to flirt with you. It was, it was fine. That's, it was, how can I put this? That was the environment. It was open to that. You're almost, it was almost like mandatory that you flirt with them. And, and we were supposed to flirt with them too. Okay, how did you flirt with the average guy? Well, you always started out.

When you were dancing as a, as a stripper, how did you flirt with the guys? What was the typical flirt? Well, you, I mean, you always like, you know, you always said, you know, hi, how you doing how you doing you know you know and of course you're rubbing how i oh my god that's so sexy god what did i used to do so wait you're trying to tell me the cashier at the supermarket wasn't yeah it might have been oh my god and i'm talking the self-checkout. Self-checkout. That's difficult right there. No, it says it right there on the screen. It's like, oh, my God, you want me, don't you? Oh, my God.

It's like, hello. I brought my own bags, baby. Yes, I did. You can make anything sexual. You crack me up. How do you do that? God. I got freezer bags I got a big insulated bag Oh my god Yes I do I'm going to put my frozen stuff Way deep in my frozen bag Go ahead Sorry you Keep talking It's just so disturbing laughing keep talking it's just so disturbing as you take one of these big cucumbers yeah we take the cucumber i'm gonna put it deep in the bag oh i could hardly hold that big cucumber i love putting big produce in my church bag That In your church bag. That seems so wrong.

Oh, my Hoey Xavier. I want this fucking 12-inch cucumber in my big Hoey Xavier bag. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, I just swallowed that one. Boy, that was rough. About time. Oh, God, that was rough. Oh, my God. It's like, yeah. Oh, yeah. Put my budget gourmet in my frozen bag. Put my budget gourmet. Yeah, God, that was rough. Oh, my God. It's like, yeah. Oh, yeah. Put my budget gourmet in my frozen bag. Put my budget gourmet. There we go. So anyway, so how did you flirt with people? I've lost all kinds of... You know what? I don't know if I really did. It's easy to flirt when you're naked.

Yeah, in fact, you did a lot more things with not... They're not even looking at you. They couldn't tell you.

You could it's like a lot of times you just did talk hi how are you like my tits a lot of times you didn't even talk to them you just came over and just why would they talk exactly I don't need to talk to you it was actually easier just like this you talked to their wallets you didn't talk to them I guess I did and I was just like couch dance want to do a couch dance Want to do a couch There was Actually I guess we didn't Flirt a whole lot Credit or cash Yeah And then of course You always have the guy That's like I'll be the best sex You ever had Hey Wait You married me Didn't you Fuck I did Didn't I Felt for once Oh man That sucks 20 years later Yeah I still had the best sex I ever had So I guess it wasn't It wasn't so bad I don't know.

for once. Oh man, that sucks. 20 years later. Yeah, I used to have the best sex I've ever had. So I guess it wasn't so bad. And I have enough video that shows you've had enough sex. That's true. Shall we go to the videos? I can't even deny it because it's like it was video 203. No video of you and I having sex but there is video of you having sex. God, you're right. I am such a slut. Ah, that's so nice. That's the reason I married you. I know. I know. Well, somebody's got to hold the camera. That's why there's no sex with us together. Yeah. I'm not good with the whole, you know, POV thing.

Well, we want something to last longer than 30 seconds. Last longer than 30 seconds. Come on. Okay, 35. Well, yeah. See, that's a little short. A little foreplay in there. A nap, maybe. Nap, foreplay, smoke a cigarette. Yeah, we're all good. I don't like to brag. I know. It's like, yeah, it was good, wasn't it? I'm the best sex I've had. I'm the best sex I've ever had? That's it. Oh, shit. Yeah, I guess my flirting skills back in the day, you always had to be nice to people, and you had small talk.

You had, you know, little quips, and, you know, there's always a sexy song playing that you could play off of or an outfit, you know, that you're wearing that you could, you know, play off of, you know, and guys are always keen to play into that, you know.

See, I can't even talk, like, when we go to the house parties, you know, the newbies there at the house party, they get, I don't know if we used to get there earlier or whatever,'s like everyone gets a uh what um to what i'm looking for they almost like to get a program and like so like women who i haven't met yet like before we're all hanging out kind of in the house and chatting and everything else and you know making jokes and having fun and everything else everything's going well but then all of a sudden like i don't get to really flirt with these women i'm like I don't get to really flirt with these women.

I'm like, hi. They just grab your hand. What are you drinking? I'm like, oh, I'm drinking this. That's cool. I've heard about you. You have? Yeah. we need to play. Okay. It's like, there was no challenge. There was no workup. I think they're texting each other. Oh, I think, no, before we get there, they're like, okay, just to let you know, when Vince gets here, the big, fat, ugly guy, they're going to want him between your thighs. Just saying, you know. So it's like, you know. And the same thing goes for you. It's like, you don't even have to flirt. You walk in there and you're stunning.

And the guys are like. I'm not stunning. I think you are. And the guys are like. It's a typical, like, the 80s movie with the record. The needle goes across. And they all all stop and look. It's like, oh my god, she's gorgeous. And they all like want to get with you. Yeah, it's frightening. You're a beautiful, sexy woman. Oh, my. I'm just so glad you're drinking alcohol. I just keep drinking. I just love it. Just keep drinking it. Keep drinking it. I mean, I count my blessings every day with you. Wait, is this being recorded? Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. Hang on. See, now. I got to edit this out.

Hold on. Apparently, the record button's on. Apparently. Son of a bitch.

So, if you want to, you know, join this conversation set of in straight, the number you can call in is 484 352 3553 I couldn't understand what the fuck you just said that's what I was laughing shut up goonie bird so whatever so maybe somebody else can tell us about flirting because apparently We don't do it very well Okay so let's go back to the whole aspect Is flirting something today Because I think flirting Has kind of I actually think flirting has died I think the typical I think it hasn't died It's evolved I'm not sure In the like the workplace you can't do it plain and simple you can't flirt you don't have to do it at a workplace but i'm saying that was erotic back in the day oh yeah well you were having sex on fucking people's desks and shit come on they weren't there not my problem if they were there i wouldn't have fucked on their desks that's true i mean that was a quintessential like um that was really news to you that i yeah i mean i mean we you think about it when you're at work but of course we have cubicles it wasn't even like we had an office so you couldn't even do that really not without and the lights were on like 24 7 the lights never went out there was always somebody in the office that was a big corporate building i was in a small uh engineering firm yeah i mean the firm i was in was maybe 20 25 people yeah we had by like 5 30 light it was like they, 25 people.

Yeah, we had like a thousand. And by like 5.30 at night, it was like, they're all gone. And it was just me and this one engineer that she was gorgeous and I was dating. And yeah. When we could, we worked wherever we could. See, yeah, I could never get away with that.

Well, you were in a corporate building at house with 2,000 people yeah we had a guard different we had a guard that literally made his rounds like if i got there at like five o'clock in the morning to get a project done i had to go in the guard had to open the door for me and then you know he would come in and make his rounds versus two thousand there's a small yeah yeah so it was like that whole romantic thing of fucking on somebody else's dad. I didn't say it was romantic. I just said it was erotic. Okay, it was erotic. Definitely erotic. Sure.

You wouldn't like to have fucked somebody and then on your boss's desk and left a little spudgeon mark. I didn't mind my boss's. Like, I'm going to ruin that boss's keyboard. Hold on. Oh, that's just nasty. Yeah. No, I would not have done that. I don't care about my desk, but. Well, no, my desk, no. The hell no. I don't care. I don't care. I want a queen environment. Yeah, you care. Yeah, but, you know, some of the other people are like, fuck them. Okay, well, my point is I think flirting has evolved or devolved. I think it's kind of gone away. I think between sexting. It's devolved.

It's still there. It's just changed. I think it's – it doesn't have the same, I don't think it's as creative. It doesn't have the same romantic, whimsical, thoughtful, erotic edge that sexting has. Being able to come up with it on a whim and say it verbally versus texting it. It's so sterile. Texting is just so sterile. Like, oh, baby, I want to suck on your hard nipples. I get, you know, the guys that we go back and forth is from the site. I mean, we'll do some somewhat sexting, but it's like, it's very shallow. It's very. Yeah.

See, when you do it one-on-one without face-to-face you get the eroticism of it you get you can see reactions you see facial reactions yep yep texting there's nothing you don't know off into oblivion yeah i'm sorry mom that wasn't meant for you god i didn't mean say reply all. Yeah, it's like, Jesus Christ. That would be terrible. Yeah, I don't think, I think it's still there. I think it is a pale substitute of what was once a very erotic and very, a hundred years ago, flirting was a very ritualized thing.

I mean, there was an actual ritualization that women used fans to actually flirt with their lovers and use their fans in certain ways back, I mean, I'm talking 200 years ago. Do you know what I'm talking about? Joe, your fan, Joe. No, not that fan. Hey, Joe, tell Bob, I'm hot for him. Exactly. Well, women could not verbally tell somebody that they had the hots for, that they had the hots for them. It was forbidden for whatever reason. They were a different class. They were a different race. Well, back then it's like you could see through the 6,000 layers of pubic hair. You could see I'm wet.

Exactly. And if I could lift up my 16 skirts, I could show you I'm so wet. Oh, yeah, just showing your ankle was considered obscene. You know? Exactly. So they would use their fans. The fans that they would use, it would be like Morris Coe. I'm going to show you, I'm so excited.

I gave you a discount to my OnlyFans page by using the my OnlyFans I gave my OnlyFans I gave you a 20% discount to my OnlyFans page you could join for 20% off 20% off and you'll see how hot I am for you but I mean it has changed over the generation that flirting wasn't you know isn, isn't what it used to be a hundred years ago. So do you think sex, I have my own answer to this. Okay. Do you think sex is as exciting now as it used to be, let's say, 50 years ago? No. No? You don't think so?

No so I think it's more exciting but different I'm telling you I'm saying no only because you can have well okay if you can have steak every day it's not as special as if you had it once a you can only get it once a year and so like you and I can have sex any time of day we can literally make a phone call hey you want to get together tonight Thank you.

It's not as special as if you had it once You can only get it once a year And so like you and I can have sex Any time of day We can literally make a phone call Hey you want to get together tonight How often can we have sex Anytime you want Okay we got to wrap this up We'll see you later Sorry Like if you wanted to We can literally make a couple phone calls And, and if they're available, we could have somebody play tonight. Sure. But 50 years ago, you had to go through the whole big ritual, it was, you know, the whole big thing, like, you didn't really have sex until you were married, blah.

Well, and I think people are more adventurous, actually. I mean, okay, let's look at the aspect of anal sex. Anal sex, anal beads, butt plugs. Okay, was I going to get that deep into it? That deep? Oh, a little pun there, honey. Worked out that way. It wasn't intentional. But, I mean, you're more aggressive? No. I don't want to say aggressive. That's the wrong word. Adventurous? Adventurous than you were 10 years ago? I'm thinking. 10 years ago, we were still in the lifestyle. You weren't taking anybody anally. You were like, oh, you have a penis. Stay away from my ass.

Now it's like, oh, you have a penis, how about my ass? How about my ass? Yeah, it's just things change. I think in general, I think people are more adventurous now, but in some ways that has desensitized the eroticism of it all. Yeah, I mean. So I think people being so more aggressive sexually now, again, this is where I was kind of originally going with the whole topic, is I don't think flirting is as important now. You can go right to the meat and potatoes. Yeah, it's just like, hey, how are you doing? It's like, eh. Hey, want to get to one play tonight?

Would you like to have me give you a bunch of orgasms tonight? Pretty much. I mean, at the party, women that I've, like, the one woman in particular is a single woman at the house party. Mm-hmm. You know, I'm standing by the bar and I'm having a drink, and she came over and she had a drink. And, again, I hadn't met her really briefly. And I was like, hey, so what are you drinking? I'm like, oh, I'm drinking this wine. And I was like, oh, yeah. We need my pussy. I don't really know about it. I don't know.

I mean, literally, the conversation was like, yeah, I'm sorry, I don't really know I mean literally the conversation was like I'm sorry I don't really know much about wine it's always been an interest of mine it's like yeah it's your first time at the party yeah it has been for her I said is there any chance you maybe want to go downstairs I've heard about you yes we're going to get it literally we a two-minute conversation next thing you know within three minutes i'm fucking tearing that shit up uh we were at a sex party that's probably why yeah but still cuts to the chase but i'm just saying this isn't a church revival we're not there doing bible study no we're reading bullshit she yelled god's name a lot yeah I lot.

Yeah. I do remember hearing that quite a few times now that you mentioned it. She said God. She said Jesus. She said, oh, Lord. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Lord. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Lord. You know. Yes. But I think we've all become so much more aggressive sexually that I think flirting has kind of become a lost art. Yes. Yes, it has. I think it was necessary. Okay, show's over. Okay, we've done it. All right, done. Done. I think it was more necessary before because you had to figure out where things were going and you didn't want to be. But that was part of the eroticism of it.

It's that kind of built, it's like foreplay. It is. Flirting is like foreplay. Yeah. It's simple. Yeah, because you couldn't be direct and say, hey, do you want to fuck tonight? You had to be more creative and ask different questions. But flirting wasn't even about sex.

It was about getting to them which was more erotic then if you got to even make out with somebody taking sex off the table at this point oh you know again like you know girls back in the day it's like if you flirted with them and you got them to like get in your car and you sit there and you talk to them for a few minutes and it's like can i kiss you or whatever and you got to kiss him that was like i was almost like having sex yes yes it's like oh my god i'm so i'm a lot closer to having sex with him and touching parts that i can't get to touch here now it's just like can i kiss you no but you can finger my snatch it's just i mean steven told me a story he had just had two incidences where he was on um reddit or i think it was or whatever right and people are like oh i'm looking for someone to fuck my wife he's like i'll fuck your wife i can do that yeah and he did you know it's again it's you okay yeah i missed my mouth how do you do that jesus as big as it is i don't know but you know it's it's one of those things i have to have when steven comes on we'll have to have him tell the story it's a shit um but it's a you know back in the day that didn't happen you know we've we've progressed or regressed or however you want to look at it.

It's up to your opinion. Where are we at sexually? The art of foreplay, in my opinion, not foreplay, I'm sorry, of teasing. Flirting. Flirting. That was the topic. Hey, welcome to the show. Well, teasing and flirting and foreplay are all very interrelated.

they are very pubic hair away from each other yeah or they can be anyway yeah and I do think that I do like the titillation of of flirting and foreplay and the tease that's my biggest thing I love being teased and however you want to describe that again people can argue with me and you can argue with me at um hot wife podcast at gmail.com oh clever you can also see where donna is all her videos and everything and i'm not teasing at hot wife donna lynn.com um but um again if you have anything you want to talk to share with us please do go to hot to hotwifepodcasts at gmail.com.

Check us also out on Twitter at hotwifepodcasts. But, yeah, the whole teasing, foreplay, flirting, they're all a minute distance apart from each other, and I think they're all so crucial.

Yeah, i think you're losing a lot of the eroticism of of sex when they're not really you're not be able to or it's changed i'm just saying that flirting has it has gone away it's just morphed into something different yeah and i'm not i don't i don't know if it's as effective i mean i remember flirting with guys when I was a teenager, you know, because you see them and I'm talking, I was in high school and, you know, they say something to you that's kind of cute and that's kind of like resonates in your mind throughout the rest of the day and you're getting.

And then all of a sudden you heard the guy coming down the road and the horse going, the British are coming. Exactly. And I was so wet and I was like, oh my God, he's so hot.

I was ready to come Now the British are coming Oh, fuck Just took the wind right out of my sails The British will fuck up anything I didn't come before I do I was like, fuck the fuck I'm sitting right here I was ready to come I do love men in red coats anyway I'm sorry but yeah it's I think that art of teasing because people are so willing to have sex now I think the art of the foreplay of the teasing of the flirting is gone Thank you. I think the art of the foreplay, of the teasing, of the flirting is gone. Hmm. Again, I don't think it's gone. I just think it's morphed into something else.

But it's gone in the sense it's at the same level that it was. I'll agree with that. Sure. It used to be, tell me about it.

Like you would meet a guy or girl or both or the team or whatever yeah the whole team and jesus you would get worked up through teasing and or flirting or whatever so you might not have any level of satisfaction it left you at that high it's like oh my god i can't wait to hear or see from them again now it's like wow i knew him for two minutes and i fucked him that was pretty good so i wonder what tomorrow holds yeah kind of it's like yeah am i saying there's anything wrong with that it's just different it is it's different so anyway sometimes the the playmates that i do have, the ones that actually I have more of a connection with will do a little bit more sexting or teasing or, you know.

Sure. So anyway. Yeah, I don't know. I don't think flirting is dead. I just think it's morphed into something else, and I'm not sure if that's better or worse. Yeah, I don't think it's at the same intensity level that it used to be. Well, we're also in a society of instant gratification. If you go back, again, a hundred years ago, where... Well, a hundred years ago, you went on a date with your parents. Sometimes. Yeah. What a tease that would be. You're sitting there on the table, and your parents are chaperoning you. Oh, my God. I wish I could peel off the first eight layers of her clothes.

Let's get her down to the final four. The final four. Oh, my God. Because I was four. Yeah, you had corsets and petticoats and all kinds of, you know, good gravy. Yeah, I mean, it's come that far that now it's just like, hey, hey, do you want to fuck? You know? It's like, oh, my God. Hey, are you down to fucking? You know, it's like, come on. Thank you. It's come that far that now it's just like, hey, hey, do you want to fuck? You know? It's like, oh, my God. Hey, are you down to fucking? You know, it's like, come on. She's wearing those yoga pants. I can see her fucking camel toes.

Oh, yeah, exactly. Oh, my God. And she knows it. I can tell she's got piercings. Yeah, see? She's such a tease. Such a tease, little minx. Yeah. So, anyway, so I think I kind of covered it. Yeah, I think so. I mean, there's probably always more things to cover. But again, we'd like to hear your thoughts on the topic. And again, thank everyone for listening. Yeah, we do appreciate it. Yeah. So I hope you have a great week. And we will talk to you later. All right, everybody. Have a great night and tease and do lots of flirting.