The Comeback of the Bush? Let’s Talk About It

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Speaker1: This program contains strong sexual content. No one under the age of 18 is permitted to listen to or download this podcast in any manner. The host, guest, and performers are all over the age of 18. Rebroadcasting the podcast in any manner is strictly prohibited without the written consent of the owners of the Hot Wife Podcast. The commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its host or guest and does not reflect that of the opinion of Hot Wife Podcasts. owners, agents, or representatives. This podcast is not meant to be taken as professional advice. Well, hello, everybody. This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot White Podcast. And as ever, I am here with my wonderful husband, Vince. Wonderful. Wonderful. Very wonderful husband. Yeah. So. Yes. Where the hell did spring go? It disappeared again. I know. We always start off by talking about the weather. That's right. You had a nice warm couple of days, and then it's like cold again. This is not what I put in for. This is not what I want. Yeah. They had to have the furnace going or the heater going. Yeah, whatever, something. It's like, it's ridiculous. It's not what we had over the winter. It's not, you know, five degrees, so we're okay. Yeah. So again, we had another single guy we met with last week, all excited, and then we tried to confirm with him this week. No response. No response. Wonder why he's not getting laid. I don't know. We even met him. Yeah. We met him halfway. Yeah. I think you maybe hit the nail on the head when you said, He goes, he didn't play that day. Yeah. It's like, no, we met at a Dunkin' Donuts. You think we're going to play there? We're going to meet in a public place. It doesn't matter where you meet. We're going to meet in a public place first. Yeah, it's a restaurant. Make sure everybody clicks. Yeah. Make sure your pictures are you. Mm-hmm. We had that problem before. Yeah. And I think the pictures he had up were older ones because he was much thinner when he got over. In the pictures. In the pictures, he was much thinner. Yeah. We're all younger. in those pictures. Every picture of you, you were younger. Yes. Think about that one. It's a little deep for me, isn't it? Yeah, it's pretty deep. I didn't come up with it. But yeah, sometimes, you know, the pictures don't quite match. And I'm not, I'm not going to hold you to it 100%, but it's like, really? I had a totally different mental picture. Totally different mental picture. He was definitely a good 20, 30 pounds heavier than the pictures. Yeah, probably. He was a lot meatier, but I'm, you know. It wasn't a deal breaker. It's not a deal breaker for me. He seemed like a nice guy. Yeah, I thought we were hitting it off nice. So I don't know what... This is one of the dilemmas of... Single men world. Single men world and the swinger community, I guess, in some aspects. Not everybody has this problem, but I have heard of it. It's a respect thing. This is not the topic, by the way. No, it's not the topic. This is the respect aspect of things. Like, if you don't want to have another meeting, simply say, you know, even... Okay, after the meeting, just send it in a text or through a website that you might be communicating through. Like, hey, Wissa, I enjoyed meeting you. I don't think I'm a fit or you're a fit or they're a fit. Or lie. I have some commitments coming up. I'm so sorry. I'm busy for the next 18 years. I'm sorry. Whatever it is. Yeah. My herpes is flared up and I don't think I should contact you. Whatever. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah. That'll make friends. That'll make friends real fast. But yeah, it just seemed like he was all into it and we were talking. We were having a really nice conversation. Yeah. Like just a general social thing. And then I reached out to him afterwards. I said, hey, it was great meeting you. I look forward to Sunday. And I got nothing back. I'm like, okay. We mean this to help because I know we have a lot of single men. Mm-hmm. Because a lot of the emails we get are from single men. That, you know, be respectful, man. The same, we've had this happen with couples. too. We've talked about that plenty of times, but hopefully we're adults here. Just sit there and go, hey, it was nice meeting you. We don't feel, I don't feel, whatever. Don't feel like it's a good fit. Okay. I get that. Yeah. Whatever. Yeah. Have your people call my people. So anyway. All right. So I got that out of the way. Info at Hot Wife Podcast. Love to hear from you. If you have anything you want to ask, share, make suggestions, you know. Or why people do this. With the podcast? No, no. The whole you have a good time and then you just don't contact them again. I don't know. And this podcast is being heard on a couple of Swinger sites. Sure. So, yeah. I mean, SOS is one. We're grateful for them to have picked us up and put us on there. And so we're always appreciative. of that. So hopefully single guys are hearing the show. Single women, couples, whatever. Do what's right, man. Not everyone's going to be a match. And then you just don't contact them again. So I wouldn't, you know, a week like, well, I guess this isn't happening. So I'm just going to plan something else. Like if I don't hear something back right away, like within a day, I figure, okay, I might reach out one more time. And then if I don't hear anything, it's like, all right, fine, I'm moving on. You can text him or message him, I'm out. That's it. Yeah, I'm out. Then we kind of know. Anyway. So the topic for tonight is something that I've seen on, of all things, Instagram more and more. Wow. Okay, I've seen, I've read some of the, actually I do read some of the write-ups I have. And I've seen some things sneaking out in pictures. It looks like there is a movement to bring back pubic hair. You said it's like, you said it's like bushing out of there. Yeah, they wear like a loose bikini bottom, you know, because you can't wear lingerie, so to speak, it's see-through. But, and yeah, and they even make light of, like, there's one girl who's a redhead, it's like, oh, you know, if you like red bushes, like, no, I don't. No. That was one thing I really liked, about swingers in general is a lack of hair. And now it's coming back. Well, I can't say that these people are swingers as much as they are just content creators. Yeah. But that whole trend is coming back. And I don't think that, I don't know if it'll make its way into the swinger community just because. I don't know if it's, I mean, there's a resurgence of it. Right. And I wonder, is it because they have somebody? in their lives that likes bush? Maybe. Or they have a lot of fans that like bush? Some guys do. Or are these girls maybe lazy and don't want to shave? Might be a happy coincidence. I did have one guy reach out to me on OnlyFans and say that he said, he asked me if I was shaved or not. I'm like, oh, I'm smooth. He goes, oh, that's a shame because, you know, a woman with a nice bush, that smell is rich. That's what he said. I was like, rich. That's not a word I would use. Maybe he meant stench, which is not always true. But it's just, when I had hair down there, things cling to it more. That's all I will say. You have to be a lot more attentive. There is a undertow of people that think if you shave, if you enjoy shaved pussy, that, oh, you must like little girls. No, no, I don't even think of little girls. I'm sorry. No. No. I just don't like hairballs. I don't like hair. I don't like the smell. Right. I don't like... Yep. Hairballs. That's why I just... It's like, okay, would you like... Okay, dude, you probably don't shave your shit either. So do you like hearing a woman gag on the hair on your cock and not your cock? Maybe you can't tell. Well, yeah, maybe they're both the same length. I don't know. Or width. Or width. Or D of the above. I don't know. But it's like... Ah. No. You know, especially, okay, that spur-of-the-moment hot, passionate sex with somebody. Like, let's say you meet them out in a club, a bar, whatever, and things are going in a good direction and you sneak out to the back alley to the car. Right. The hair is just going to add extra smell. It will. Yeah, it will. You know? I just... I mean, if a girl has her... I mean, like, my My ex-wife, she didn't like to shave, but once she tried it and then realized, wow, when I get my period, it's so much easier to keep myself clean. Yeah, that's a good point. Very good point. Again, not trying to put it down. For some people, it's like, oh, man, the blood. Oh, please, no. Other people like that. Oh, I know. I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to talk about it yet. I'm not going there. If you had the hair and the period, I wouldn't go there either. No, absolutely no. But there are, you know, I... So you think there's a little bit of a resurgence. I guess it's, you know, everything is cyclical, you know, styles. And pubic hair is just another style, you know, that'll come back. And, you know, for a while there when I was dancing, I had hair, but we kept it very, very groomed. And everybody shaved it into different shapes and this. It was nice to have like a little landing strip, something that was... Nose tickler. Yeah, I always like that. The landing strip nose tickler, whatever. The vertical Hitler mustache, whatever you want to call it. I'm okay with that. I don't mind a nose tickler. That's fine. It tickles my nose. I'm good with that. Then everything else below the clit is smooth. I want the lips. I don't want hair growing down the leg. That's just, no. The taint. The sphincter. The sphincter. Just saying, because you don't know where somebody's going to want to go. You want to be inviting all the time. We've talked about this before, too. You have your ass eaten. You've got to make sure that's smooth back there. Well, you make sure there's nothing for a Klingon to hold on to. Oh, all right. You know, I mean, but yeah, it's, I don't know. Again, this is our opinion. You're welcome to your own opinion. You're welcome to share it with us. at info at HotWavePodcast. Love to hear your side of why you're pro-hair. Pro-hair. I'm pro-hair on my head, but apparently my body's arguing with me. And it's winning. It is winning. I'm losing. But yeah, I don't know. I mean, even for you, I mean, you prefer your guise. At least trimmed up. At least trimmed up. Yeah. At the very least. If you have a small dick, man, having no hair, your dick looks bigger. Yeah, sure. You have a bush down there. It looks like a mushroom popping through the leaves. Not quite as impressive. Was that a toadstool? Whatever. You know, on some kind of black moss? I don't know what that is. What is that? Yeah, it's like. It's like, so you trim that back and get rid of some of that bush, your dick's going to look a lot bigger. Well, bigger. Bigger. I can't say a lot. It depends on how much hair you have. You might have a lot of hair. If it looks a lot bigger, then you got a lot of hair. Got a lot of hair. Yeah. If the woman looks like a Sasquatch while she's sucking your dick, then you got too much hair down there. Way too much. Oh, yes. Yeah. I'm not a fan of a lot of hair. I mean, if you have body hair, that's one thing. Yeah. And I know there's guys that I- That's brutal. I mean, I don't have that much chest hair, luckily. No, you don't have to shave anything. or chest, man, when that shit grows in, that's got to be itchy as all hell. It is terrible. I've been with guys where the hair is growing back in and it's like hugging a porcupine. Well, can you imagine sleeping on that? Oh, forget it. But that's got to be like for him? Even wearing a shirt during the day, just moving around? Oh, that's brutal. No, just let it go. I mean, you know. If you have, you know, body hair, that's just the way it is. Well, you could argue that your crotch hair is body hair. I know, but my face isn't going in every ounce of their chest or every inch of their, My face isn't going into the armpit necessarily, but the crotch is one. Pit. Damn, that's a strong pit. Sorry. I'll back off a little bit. Put a little spit guard on here. Jesus Christ. Yeah, but, you know, that's fine. I can cope with that. But anything from, like, the waist down, got to trim that up. Got to trim that up. I know it looks odd with hairy guys because then you have, like, this line of, you know, where they started shaving. It's like hairy. Smooth. to another individual. Okay. Man, woman, whatever. Right. Whatever your preference is. I got a cough. Hold on. Okay. You got a cough. Okay. Clear your throat, dear. Okay. I muted the right thing. Good to know. But your ring, your watch, your bracelet catches some hair as your arm is moving and rips it out. That doesn't add to the excitement, or maybe it does. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. I don't. Yeah. I didn't even think about jewelry getting caught in it. Yeah. Yeah, I thought of it because I had times where I was doing something and like, I don't wear any rings. I don't have a bracelet, but my watch or whatever, something will catch a beard hair. Oh, really? And pull it out. That's not good. That's good. That hurts. That's, yeah, not pleasant. Yeah. Not arousing. No, I'm surprised. I can't imagine if I had hair on my balls that all of a sudden something rips out, two, three of them. I'm not sitting there going, oh, yeah. Oh, my dick is rock hard. Oh, my God, you pull some more out. Yeah. Or going down on you, let's pretend you had pussy hair. I hate the thought. And again, let's pretend I'm wearing a watch with a metal band. And all of a sudden it grabs three of your pussy hairs and rips them out. Oh, yeah, that wouldn't be good. Or get it caught in a ring, like maybe it's a ring that has a- Yeah, something, yeah. Whatever. That would hurt. A crevice for a hair to get caught in. Yeah. Yeah. See, hair can be dangerous. These are all the dangers of having people- Shave for safety. What if I was smoking a cigarette and getting ready to go down on you? And all of a sudden, caught fire. Oh, no. Caught fire. Then you have a real bushfire? Ba-dum-bum. I didn't even set that up. I set that up for you without even knowing it. Yeah, no, I just see, I don't know. I personally look at a woman with pubic hair, And I think dirty. Not good dirty. The filthy dirty. Not the good filthy. The disgusting dirty. Like take a shower and shave. You shave. Shave that thing. Yeah, we've just gotten very used to having no hair. The thought of hair is kind of off-putting. Not always. Like I said, I don't mind a little bit. I don't mind nose ticklers. If a guy doesn't want to shave it totally, I get it. If he just trims it up, that's fine. That's fine by me. I'm okay with that. I just don't want a fucking poodle. I don't want to be down there and see a fucking poodle on your lap. It's like, oh, yeah, that's awful. It's not fun. It's just not fun at all. It makes the whole experience of giving head or doing oral on somebody and kind of makes it lousy. That's why I stopped giving head. Yeah, there you go, because you don't want to get pubic hair stuck in your throat. All these guys, I'm like, dude. It's awful. Oh, my God. I feel your pain it's like yeah you took everything it was all sexy then you're choking on a freaking hair and it gets caught in your throat it's like a cat coughing up a hairball that pissy smell or whatever the hair doesn't totally lose it not totally you can just get out of the shower and shampoo that shit it still has a slight now it's got a you know a strong herbal essence plus piss I used to even because my hair is so rough I'm so glad I ended up shaving it smooth because it was coarse Oh, my God, it's awful. Yeah, you could rub your pussy against metal and strip it down to bare metal. It's brutal. Yeah, it is. My nose used to be longer. I believe that, and you're lying too. Okay. But yeah, I mean, even it hurt me if I had my legs together. I'm like, ow. It's worse than a Brillo pad. A Brillo pad would be soft compared to my hair. Yeah, yeah. It was brutal. And I used to condition it. The hair in your head's thin. Yeah, it's softer. Yeah. Yeah, it is thinner. You shampoo the shit out of it. I don't shampoo this shit out of my hair. But my pussy hair, I would condition it. I had all kinds of different conditioners. And I'd put like a plastic wrap on it, then put my thong back on and condition it. And the thong says, sponsored by Brillo. Pretty. I tried everything, all kinds of oils and this, to soften it. Nothing worked. So when you said, just shave it, I was like, oh, I should have been doing this all along. Why was I clinging on to this whatever, this style? Because that was in. Nude, everybody had a little bit of hair. I told you the story about the one girl he danced nude with, and she was trying to shave or push her hair into a shape, and she slipped and took off a big, more than she wanted to take off, not lips or anything, just hair. And she ended up shaving the whole thing, and we razzed her out the whole night. Couldn't she say it's a Van Gogh? A Van Gogh. Well, she didn't have any hair. The Impressionist. It's a Picasso. Don't you see it? Don't you see the hair? It's an impression. Oh yeah, we razzed her pretty good. Now I'm like, yeah, she was on to something. But that was, oh gosh, years ago. Years and years. It was fashionable to have a little bit of hair. That was the fashion. That was the 80s? 90s. I'm saying 80s was pro-pubic hair. Yeah, and 70s definitely. The mid-90s is when it started to turn the right way. Right. And that's when I started noticing it. You're always trimmed up because you have it. I'm okay with it trimmed. I'm better with it gone. Gone? No. Trimming can be fun. I don't have a problem with it. Yeah. But you had to fit it into a tiny G-string. It's like you sit there. Yeah. But you sit there and it's like, okay, do I want to take the time? Like you just have to put your finger over your quits. Yeah, you don't slice it off. More work versus zip, I'm done. We still have to make sure you're not. Oh, you tuck the things in, sure. I tuck them in. I tie them back. Oh, for a man, shaving our junk is, it's a major undertaking. Well, you don't have to shave the balls. Yeah, you do. You can leave that down. No. No, I mean, I do like balls. That looks weird. You got this shaved, you know, your pubic hair is shaved, your dick is shaved, then you got this massive fucking hairy coconuts. But not everybody is. Hairy Coconuts. Okay. I don't know. I don't really pay attention. If I'm ever in a locker room, I shave them. That's why. All the time? Yes. I didn't think you did. Yeah. Oh, goodness. That's a lie. No. If I didn't shave my nuts, yeah. It'd be brutal. You'd just sit there like a mushroom on top of a coconut. Mushroom on top of a coconut. Okay. All right. You got to shave your nuts. I don't get down to the taint. you down there. I mean, I'm sure down there it fucking looks like a fucking, you know, bush of some sort, you know? A hedgerow. It's been well fertilized because it smells like shit. Oh, God, that's terrible. No kidding. This must be a sexy show and you're ruining it. It smells like shit. You have a fence down there. You can't go past this. It's electric fence. For a man, it's a lot more of a chore to shave. It's a lot more. I mean, you know, if you've never seen Waiting, you got to watch the movie Waiting. You got to do the bat wing. Yeah, the bat way. You got to grab your sack and you got to pull it out as flat as you can and shave it. Oh, no. Yeah, you got to be careful. Really careful. Yeah, you do. Ever nick yourself? A couple times. Oh, people. I had a dull razor one time. Oh. And it looked like the little, do you know what it reminded me of? The Grinch just stole Christmas when he was a little kid and he shaved? Oh, he shaved? He had a little toilet paper all over it. Because I got out of the shower after I dried off. I looked down and I had like little blood spots all over my fucking junk. It's like. Yeah, I gotta get a new blade. That's awful. Because you can't wear, I haven't figured out how to use shaving cream in the shower, because you're trying to shave it and your razor's getting full and it's like, you gotta rinse it, then next thing you know, like all the shaving cream is washed off anyway. Anyway. So what I personally have found to do is I just stand in the shower, let it run on my junk, and then I just shave it using the water as the moisture factor to shave. You probably could use one of your, Shower Gels. It washes off. What I'll do is, if I haven't shaved in a few days, I'll use the water. Then I turn around, and then I put the shower gel stuff on it and shave with that. Right. Just to get a little smoother. Smoother, right. But, yeah. So. I usually, before I go into the shower, just before shaving that area, I have a little bottle of coconut oil, and I put that all over my whole body before I get into the shower. So it's already on my... It gives me some kind of lubricants where I do shave because you're right. If I use... If you ever get tired of doing that, I will do that for you. You will do that for me. You're very kind. Maybe I'll have you do that. I'm always willing to loan ahead. Oh, thank you. You might not be able to get coconut oil into the spots that you can't quite reach. Yeah, that's what I need help with. Yeah, well, that and a lot of things. But I found that makes it like that one lady shaved with baby oil. It's the same thing. It does gunk up your blade. So I rinse it out because it does gunk it up. Sure. But yeah, it makes your skin is absolutely smooth. If I shaved with bacon grease, would that make me more attractive to you? You know how much I like bacon, right? There you go. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, baby. I got a lubricant as bacon tallow. You want some BLT today? BLT. Hmm. I do like bacon, though. That could win me over. I can't figure out what to make L, but it'd be like, you know. Lips. Bacon, something, and testicles. Bacon. Oh. Send me your email of what BLT could mean for a man's junk if you shaved with bacon grease. I have no idea. Bacon, something, and testicles. Yeah, I don't know what the L would be. I don't know. Besides lubricant lips. No. Yeah. I don't know. Well, I don't want to think about it anymore. It's too confusing. Okay. But so overall, not on board with the potential movement of pubic hair coming back. No, not at all. I mean, it doesn't matter what the fashions are. I'm going to do what suits me anyway. So if you see a woman or a man. Okay. And the man's wearing a Speedo, let's say. Let's pretend he's in good shape like these women. But you see pubic hair poking out the top or the side of his Speedo or her bikini bottoms. What do you think? Are you aroused? Disgusted? Ugh. Sorry. Not for me. It's an opinion piece. You're entitled to opinion, and I agree 100% with you. But yeah, those of you who like it, by all means, indulge. But I just, I can't get, it's like I can't get past it. I can't get, I just, no, I'm going to be choking on a hair. I'm going to be having a hairball. I'm going to be spitting up hair. Well, would you then, if so, let's pretend a guy shows up here. drops trowel, big old fucking Larry from the Three Stooges going on there. Oh, God. Are you more inclined to not give him moral? No, I still would, but I know that I'm going to be coughing up hairballs. Why would you if it's something you're not attracted to? Well, I can always pull the hair back. I don't want to be a jerk about it. It's not a deal breaker, but it doesn't make me happy. Okay. Let's put it that way. Dwarves, grumpy. Grumpy, yes, very much. I'm one of the other Dwarves, yes, grumpy. And that's where I'm going to stay. But it's not a deal breaker, especially if they're a nice person. I hate to be like, oh, I'm sorry, your pubic hair is gross and I don't want to play with you because of that. But usually we ask people what their grooming habits are ahead of time. Yeah, like at the house parties. You're playing with someone new, you don't know until you get down there and it's like, oh. Because I had that a couple of women. Oh, did you? I assume they were shaved and no. They weren't. Yeah. Yeah. You're doing the whole cat thing. Hits that back of your tongue. Yeah. Yeah. And you can feel it curling up back there. No. Not a pleasant experience. Sorry. I have to put my foot down. Especially in a swinger environment, you know, if they played with somebody else prior, you know, generally they use wet wipes. Right. But there's no guarantee that wet wipes are going to get all that crap out of the hair. I don't want to know what that crap is. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. You're less, you're better with acceptance. it. If it's some guy's loading there, you're not going to be necessarily offended. Right. I am. True. See, that's another reason. Shaving is better, especially if you're in a swinger community. It just makes sense. It's a lot easier to clean up a hardwood floor than, you know, wall-to-wall carpeting, you know, especially the shag rug. If you don't want your partner knowing you're cheating on them, you don't come home with the smell of somebody else's whatever on it. That's true, too. You know? I'm not saying. I'm not... You're condoning that? Not condoning cheating, but if you were, something to think about. I think if you started shaving, all of a sudden I think your mate would think you're cheating. Well, then what you have to do is ease into it. Oh, yeah. Honey, what would you think if I shaved for you? Ah, I think you just keep doing it so you can cheat. Then do it, and then. Then cheat. Oh, you are a dark man. Wow. You had this all figured out, don't you? I wrote a book about it. I'm sure you did. Like I could write. Yeah. We don't condone that. I'm cheating, but... No, we don't. Join a swinger white child. Yeah, yeah. There's not cheating here. You can't cheat on somebody who gives you permission to do it. It's not cheating. Okay, I think we beat this horse to death. Oh, kicked it, drug it, shot it. Okay, consensus is no hair. So the new issue of 50shadesofpleasure.com is out. It's geared more towards fantasy and taboo stuff. I hope you enjoy it. It's free. Check it out. Read it. Tell your friends. Yeah. Info at Hot Wife Podcast. Let us know. If you want to. See what I'm doing. I'm at hotwifedonnalyn.com. I'm constantly posting several times a day. I shot a bunch of little teasers this afternoon. Yeah. Little fun things. Post them up tonight. Eat for the rest of the week. So check out what I'm doing and who I'm doing at hotwifedonnalyn.com. There you go. All right, everybody. Thanks again for listening. Stay horny. Okay. Have a good night, everybody.