The Build-Up: Pre-Game Excitement Before a Swinger Meetup

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Speaker1: This program contains strong sexual content. No one under the age of 18 is permitted to listen to or download this podcast in any manner. The host, guest, and performers are all over the age of 18. Rebroadcasting the podcast in any manner is strictly prohibited without the written consent of the owners of the Hot Wife podcast. The commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its host or guest and does not reflect that of the opinion of Hot Wife podcast owners, agents, or representatives. This podcast is not meant to be taken as professional advice. Spill the tea, baby. Hello, everybody. This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot White Podcast. Of course, I'm here with my ever-loving husband, Vince. Ever-loving. You're ever-loving this time instead of wonderful. How about tolerant? Ooh, tolerant. Tolerant. Yes, you are tolerant, aren't you? I'm a lot of things. Not necessarily all good, but tolerant. Tolerant, yeah. But yes, you are. So welcome, everybody. I can't? What? I wanted to- I'm going to put a disclaimer out there. Okay. I've done two podcasts for my other podcast before here, which was smoking cigars and drinking bourbon. I am well into the buzz category. Oh, boy. So don't hold me responsible for any lack of quality of speech or what I say. There you go. Well, our last podcast for this show, for some reason, didn't record. What happened? We don't know. I see record is lit red. It's recording supposedly. Okay, so we went upstairs and the next day you're like, that show never. It's not there. It's not there. I don't know what's going on. Sorry we had to put up an older show, which we did easing into anal, which we did. It's an old podcast. I read podcasts. Yeah, but that one was still fun. But we were, the last podcast. You do like your anal. Yeah, I do. I do like anal. But the podcast we had done just before, this one was The Secret of the Foreskin, where we had a gentleman who is uncut. So if you listen to that podcast, you can hear, there is no difference when you're sucking a cock, whether it's cut or uncut, once it's hard. So there you go. So listen to that. I trust you. I'm sure you would. I am not doubting a fucking word you say. No, I don't think you would. You want to tell me it's like the same or better? Sucking on a lollipop, but it's delicious and creamy. Whatever, creamy. Okay. That's a good adjective. Would your pronoun be cocksucker? It would be. It definitely would be. Does that include whether it's cut or uncut? Just a cocksucker? It's a cocksucker. It's a cock. You suck it. Ah, true. Okay. I don't care. Uncut, cut. It doesn't matter. Right. So this show is about? Well, um. Pre-game. Yeah, the pre-game. Getting people excited before you play. And there's a lot of that that goes on usually when you meet a couple or somebody from the website that we belong to. texting back and forth. But you want to know what the person's into, so you start asking them some questions, like what are you into. Asking and telling. Yes, asking and telling is true. So we want to get them riled up so when you meet, you already know hopefully what you're in for. The ball is rolling already. Well, you would hope. It doesn't always happen. It's like pre-gaming for the big game. Pre-game foreplay. It is. It is. It's very much like that. So you're not going into it blind, so to speak. So when you meet for the first time, you're like, oh, she likes having her hair pulled. And your name is what? We don't care about that. Okay, well, I'm just saying. That may or may not be necessary. May or may not? Isn't that from Master of Disguise? May or may not. May or may not. Watch the movie to get it. I said oldie, but it was funny. I don't know about goodie, but... My kids liked it. But here's the thing. It's like the more you know about your partner or prospective partner, the more you can please them and they can please you. So they're not going to be any surprises. I think it's also a matter of finding out what that potential person finds erotic and overlapping with what you find erotic and the potential of where it could potentially go. A lot of potentials. A lot of potentials. Well, that's what all this is about is potentially, you know, getting them worked up so when you do finally meet, hopefully they don't ghost you. Hopefully everything lines up and you're able to meet. A lot of hopefullys there. A lot of hopefullys there. Okay. And that you're going to, you know, connect. Hopefully. Yeah, hopefully. Another hopefully. We never know. I've had a lot of phone calls and text messages and it's like, oh yeah, this person's going to be so much fun. And it hits a wall. Yeah, no one shows up. Yeah, you get ghosted. All of a sudden, they don't respond to your text messages. Which I don't understand. That's one avenue that could happen. We should talk about that one first. Oh, the ghost. That's a big downer. It is a big downer. I agree. It kind of takes the wind out of your sails because you've got all, you know. Sure, you're all fired up. Yeah, you got all pre-gamed for this. And, you know, you're like, oh, wow, he says he can eat mean, Pussy, he says he can do this and that, and he's going to lick my feet, and he's in the feet, and rub them, and all the things that I like, and then the day of doesn't show up. And doesn't return any emails after that. There's no response. Hey, are you okay? What happened? It's just like, well, the reply should be, I'm an asshole. That's what the reply should be. I'm a fucknut. I agree. I absolutely agree. Just saying. But let's just say he's not a fucknut. Okay. Let's just say. We'll pretend. Yeah. Let's just say all this back and forth sexting and texting and the buildup. You know, then you finally meet. Now you know, or hopefully you know what your partner is into. You know, like, oh. Well, if you know a guy, like, I love my balls licked. Yeah, exactly. But you're going to know. Well, when you get to see his junk, obviously. I'm going to pay some attention to his balls. Absolutely. I don't ever have that happen to my emails. No, but. If I'm emailing a woman, she's, I want my balls licked. I'm like. Okay. Delete. Block. Let's see. Something went wrong here. Am I emailing the right person? That could be the other problem. But I just think that communication that these people are, let's just say everybody is honest and open and on the table. Let's pretend. That's what it is. In a fictional world. In a fictional world. So when you finally do meet, it's not going to be a whole thing of trying to figure out what they like because you already know. If they were honest with you, again, let's pretend everybody's honest. Everybody's telling the truth of what they really like. What world do you live in? I know. Okay, just checking. I must be living in a fantasy world. I know. I get it. It's true. You in a world, you think I'm attractive. Well, I'm also here. Let me have another sip from my ear. Somewhere out of vodka. Yeah, it's good. I'm only kidding. But, I mean, even communicating, that is so important, especially in swinging. Communication, well, in relationships, communication is tantamount to everything else. And if you don't have that communication and you're not honest with what you like and you're not honest with this other person, you're not going to get the desired result of your meeting. So, I mean, we met some people. that threw some curveballs on us, or at least on me. There was that one couple that I was with, and I knew that they were into, quote, rough sex. Okay. And they started spitting in my mouth. Automatically, I knew who you were talking about. Yeah, I know. And then they started spitting on me and spitting in my mouth and wanted me to spit in their mouth. And it was like, well, you know, that's not really something I really thought of. We're already exchanging fluids. Yeah, I know. That's not off the, yeah, I get it. It wasn't off the reservation, but it was certainly something that took me by surprise. Yeah, exactly. It didn't, there's something like a notch. I'm going to sun, cross sky, spit in mouth. Yeah, that's pretty much, you know. They were like really into saliva and lots of stringy, you know. Oh, I think more time spent, there's more involved. I think they kicked it back a few nudges. Yeah, they might have kicked it back. I wouldn't doubt that there's a lot of. What else do you think is going on there? Please do tell. I saw her hands around his neck and begin to choke him. And I was like, nope. Yeah. Okay, whatever. People are into different things. Oh, that's true. But that can be dangerous. Oh, yeah. You know, I mean, I'm in for a good time. I don't, you know, spit in my mouth, whatever, whatever. It's all good. It's all fine. Spit in my spittoon? Go ahead. Yeah, go for it. But the choking could be dangerous. Dying from auto-asphyxiation and, you know. Carradine did. I was just thinking that's exactly what I was thinking of. But he did it to himself. That's why I said auto-asphyxiation. That doesn't mean your car did it to you? Exactly. Okay. I thought my car choked me out. Yeah, well, it could have. Your car choked you out. I never trusted my car. Again. Well, I wouldn't. I don't know. Yeah, that's exactly how he died, choking himself. And they say that that kind of activity, because there's less oxygen going to your brain, that you become euphoric and et cetera, et cetera, makes the orgasm more intense. Is that the whole claim to that? That's a whole other show we should do. It's like, what is your orgasm worth? Yeah, mine. Bring it to the brink of death to have an orgasm and make it so great. It's like, I'm all about this great orgasm. The death part. I'm kind of on the edge with. I'm kind of like not into it. In fact, it's a downer. It's like, wow, it's a dying orgasm. You know, if I'm alive, I can have a lot of mediocre orgasms. I'll take multiple medium orgasms for 2,000. Alex, yeah, there you go. Exactly. I'll take the mediocre orgasms. Thank you very much. and death for a million. Thank you. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. But hey, those who that works for, God bless you. Go for it. See you on the other side. Maybe, maybe not. Hopefully. But when she started doing those things, I know you're right. I think they were holding back. They were definitely holding back. There wasn't that much back and forth with us, or at least with me. It's in a discussion for off the air. I discuss more with you than they did with me. Not with you either. No, you were there for every orgasm. Every conversation and orgasm, of which I received none. Okay. Just saying. I'm not bitter. I received no pleasure. It was fun. I had fun. They are a bit much. No, they're a wild couple. They're a wild couple. Yeah. I could have brought more to the table. I would have been more receptive. I would have known what was going to happen. Yeah. Just saying you're into rough sex doesn't tell me a whole lot. How rough? I just thought that meant you barked like a dog. I don't know. It could be. Do you want to be tied up? Define rough sex. Exactly. Is there spanking involved? How rough is it? Is it just invigorous sex? Is it really rough? You know? I like vigorous sex. I like having my hair pulled. I like, you know. Yeah. Do you like having your hair pulled too? Me? Oh, yeah. I don't have enough hair being left that I want pulled. I'm losing hair as we speak. Oh, yeah. So I guess that would not work for you. No, I don't want my hair pulled. I can't afford to lose more. I still have remote coverage over most of my head. I don't need less coverage. That makes sense. Yeah. So you can't pull back into a ponytail or anything. You should let it grow out and see what it looks like. Let it grow out. Jesus Christ. It gets curly. You kind of look like Larry. No, it doesn't grow. It just grows up. It doesn't really grow out. I used to have a great head of hair. It's thinning drastically. I'm growing through it. Even though I'm getting shorter, I think my hair is getting... Yeah, you're growing through. It's growing down faster than I'm growing. down, so, in my opinion. Oh, I see that. I can see that. Whatever. It's not that bad. I'm short, I don't even notice. And that's why I married you. Yep, I look up, I'm like, I don't see thinning hair. It's like, wow, you have a great head of hair. It's like, you can't see the back of it, top of it. No, I can't see the top of it. Yeah. But when I get my hair cut, and it's like, whoa, Jesus. Like, at work, I see security cameras, and it's like, wow, who's a bald guy there? Motherfucker, I work here alone. Holy shit, that's me. Who is this fucking guy? Jesus Christ, he's Who's that bald fuck? Jesus Christ. Fire that old bald fuck. Jesus Christ. And then you realize it's you? Wait, I work here alone. God, that's me. Well, I thought maybe it was someone who just snuck in. It could be. I'll go with that. That's what I'm going with. Some motherfucker snuck in while I was working. I hate when that happens. But anyway, yeah, so if you're going to reach out to somebody, be honest with them, be honest with yourself, of course. And give them a heads up if there's something that's really unusual that you might, there might be a deal breaker. Who knows? You don't want to get into the bed and be like, okay, the skivvies come off. And it's like, oh, yeah. I think the pregame we were talking about was how erotic the sexting and phone calls can be before you meet. As long as they're. Honest. Honest. Yeah. Correct. If you're like, some people, they like the fantasies. of the sexting and the texting and sending videos. Don't make it a fantasy. Make it reality. Like, oh, I've got a chiseled body and my cock is nine inches soft. And you show up and it's like, it's not even two inches soft. And chiseled is like, well, the raw piece of granite is kind of like. Chiseled? You know, remotely is kind of obese. You know, swallow, bitch. Sorry, I was swallowing. But, you know, it's like... When they go into the AI chat, GPT, and like... You know, if I was going to... Here's my face. Just put a nice body to it. I don't sit there, and if I was going to be sexting with a new woman, I would not sit there and be like, oh, I'm going to be the best pussy eater you've ever had. I'm like, I'm going to do my very best to eat your pussy, to make you cum as many times as I can. Okay, so that doesn't nail down anything. No, we keep it pretty vague there, buddy. I don't know what she's had before me. Right. But what she's into. But I'm going to tell you what you know is, like the Boy Scouts, I'm going to do my very best. Is that good enough for you? No, you don't have to do the Boy Scout symbol. It's fine. I don't think I can. No, forget the Boy Scout. No, if someone told you they're going to give you the very best pussy eating they can give you. That would be great. Would that mean more to you than the guy who says, like, oh, I'm going to be the best pussy eater? people when they say that I am quote to be the best. You know it's not. That's my point. Yeah. When they come boasting, run the other way. Or at least. Don't oversell it. Don't oversell it. Sell it with the fact of like, I'm going to try to be the best. Can you admire that versus someone who's like, oh, I will be. You're setting expectations. Yeah. Unrealistic ones too, for sure. I mean, I have been complimented by saying that I am good at what, I do. Am I confident that I'm the best? No. Yeah, I got it. That makes sense. You know, I don't want to oversell myself because I don't know how many pussy eaters she's had and what she's had. But you know what? I'm going to strive to be the best pussy eater you've ever had. I think a better thing would be you'll be striving to, because you'll be in tune to that person because you have been sexting back and forth so you know what she likes. If she's like, yeah, I want you to stick the whole fist in my pussy. Or, oh, no, I just want you to tickle the inside with your finger. Then you come with a whole fist. It might be a disappointment for her. Is that something you've had a problem with? Oh, I can't have a whole fist in my pussy. Shut up. I can't. You know I can't. Come on, shut up. I can't even. Yeah, Mike Tyson left going, oh, wow, I could put two. Never mind. I left my watch in there. Well, you know. Can I have my ring back? You know, don't be overselling yourself. I mean, the sexting and stuff is very exciting. I think it's a great pre-gaming type of ritual or activity. The pre-game is exciting. It is exciting. You see little videos. Hey, I was thinking about you, and he sends me a little picture of him jerking off. Hey, I just got out of the show. Send it to me. I hate when a woman sends me a picture of her jerking off. He was sending the video to me. Oh, okay. You know, maybe she sends a picture to you of her getting out of the shower and she's putting water on her breast. I don't need pictures, no, honestly. No, you're not. I'm a person that I, you know. I think that'd be arousing. Not offensive. Of course it wouldn't be offensive. But you know what? I would rather have a woman tell me what she would like me to do. Ooh. You know, it's like, oh, How do you like to be kissed? How do you like to be touched? You know, I don't think I, I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm not going to turn down nude pictures. Well, I would hope not. You block them right away. Oh, that's icky. Fucking slut. Who thinks I'd want to see that? But I mean, I don't need like spread pictures. Oh, no. I'd much rather have artistic, Personally, okay? Artistic pictures of her, you know, like teasing me. I don't need to be given the meal. I want to be led to the pictures of what the meal could be. So semi-clothed, maybe something falling off the shoulder, maybe a little bare breast or something. I'd say she's nude, but she's like sideways looking into a mirror, taking a picture where it alludes to the curves and stuff. That's hot. Or having a towel on. Yeah. As I'm saying, to me, I would rather have the tease of what I'm getting into than like, here's the meal. I don't need a Denny's menu. Here it is. Here's what you're getting. Oh, I'll take a combo number one, please. It's like, okay, would you rather have a picture of a guy standing there naked showing you everything or a guy with a picture standing there with maybe his hand covering his unit and teasing you so you don't know i do like to tease okay that's my point or in a pair of jeans and he's like taking the zipper and just or even just a pair of underwear yep yep and you see the bulge but that's all you can see it's like you might see some remote outlines but you don't know but you don't know that could be a sock in there for all i know you know what i'm saying two pairs who cares Hey, I think your dick has. It could be, you know, the little footy socks or could it be, you know, the full fucking tube socks. Tube socks. We know. You don't know. You know. Yeah, I think that's hot. Once you get the package. Right. You know, okay, does that tube socks wear out in like 30 seconds or does it last, you know, 10 minutes? You don't know. You don't know. See, and having a little bit left to the imagination. And then the question when you finally meet is actually good. But it's also nice having some kind of background so you're not going in there blind. You know, what if I start biting his dick and it's like, oh, I hate that. It's like, oh, the last guy. Or he's like, why didn't you bite my dick? Why didn't you bite my dick? I really like having the head of my dick bitten. You didn't bite it hard enough. My dick just went inside my body cavity. Or, you know, why didn't you take your nails and grip my balls with them and pull them like a lawnmower? Well, I didn't know you wanted that. I didn't know you wanted that. You sick fuck. And the more you at least let people know what you're into, the more you're likely to be satisfied. Or somebody will be like, oh, block, I'm not into that. Nope, I'm not. What's the one thing you would share with a pre-gamer that you look forward to? Well. I know what it is. I know one thing. I like having my pussy kissed and tongued. I do like that. Teased. I do like that. Don't go right to the clit. Don't go right to the clit. Lick around. Lick around it. And here's the other one. You ready? Uh-huh. Okay. She's going to quiver a little while you rub her feet. Oh, yeah. Yep. I knew you were going to go there. I was like, oh, he's going to go for the feet. You lick the inside between the thigh and the pussy. Yep. Lick up that crease on either side. A little bit kiss it. While you just gently rub your finger up and down the insole of her feet. Or massage them, kind of. Well, either way. Or lick them. I don't care. Well, you can't lick a pussy. and the feet at the same time, your hip is going to hurt. Well, yeah, but I'm saying... It's like, hang on. Okay, just dislocated your hip to lick your pussy and your foot at the same time. I'm saying, no, not at the same time, but what I'm saying is... Close your eyes. Close your eyes. I'm closing. Okay, I'm licking the crease between your thigh and your pussy. Yeah, not too long, though. Just gently licking up and down slowly. Okay. up the inside of your insole. Just gently rubbing firmly between your insole and your toes. And that's nice. I like that. I like that a lot. Yeah. And then I take my other hand and change to the other foot. And go to the other side of your pussy. Oh. Oh, yeah. That's nice. There you go. Shut up. I hate your guts. I like that. You're not even rubbing your finger. I think I know you a little bit. A little bit. Well, you don't have to rub your finger if you just take your hand and massage my foot totally. I like that too. Well, I'm laying with my fucking face in your pussy. My hands are reaching backwards into your feet. I can bring my feet up. My knees bend. Not that much. I can have them up in the ear. You've done that before. Yeah, I've done it. Okay. And my legs are not that long. If you stop being a bitch, I'll do it tonight. Oh, that's not going to happen. Your loss, not mine. Oh, you suck so bad. being a bitch. Yeah. Yeah. And it's going to be 105 degrees outside tonight. Okay. Okay. Hey, just have some more bourbon there, mister. Who's going to make you dinner tonight? Well, not me. Yeah, exactly. Ah, you are a rough one, Mr. Snyder. You're a rough one. You sure are. Mm-hmm. But yeah, I mean, all those kind of things, like just get the fire started. Oh, it's good. Like holes smoldering, you know? In my opinion, for what that's worth, which is nothing, the best part of sex is actually the whole buildup. And that's what we're talking about. Mm-hmm, the buildup. You know, it's foreplay, in my opinion, is far more erotic than sex. Well, here's my question to you. Uh-oh. Is this a word problem or a... No. I'll be easy on you. It has happened to me that the buildup for the day has been so good. And, you know, you've been talking on the phone. You both have masturbated, you know, talking to each other. Those kind of things. How often have you done that? Not often. There was one guy, Brian, I do remember. He was. The early Brian? The early Brian, yes. I called him, and he was somewhere. Oh. Whatever. He was in his car, ready to go into the gym. And he was like, because I don't want to come yet. I don't want to come yet. I'm like, oh, come on. He's like, no. I had him all worked up. I know. This was like 20 years ago. Oh, it was a long time ago, for sure. At least 20 years. Go ahead. I don't know about 20. Yeah. You think? Yeah. Wow. You haven't played with him in a long time. Better part of 20 years. Yeah, but that was pretty hot. That's not the point. My point is, is it possible that when that day finally comes, because it's not what you have in your mind, that it could be kind of like a Letdown? Sure. Sure. You can very easily be... Disappointed. You can paint a better picture than reality. Yes. It's very easy to be done. Yeah. And it's like, oh, man, I thought this whole day was going to be so much more magical and this and that. Well, a guy can sit there and tell you, I'm going to do this and do that, and then within a minute and a half, he pops. Well, for me, that's not a big deal. Well, is it? No. When you're at the four-minute, level, and he's at a minute and a half. And he comes, and all of a sudden he can't finish. Yeah, but I can come so many different ways. It's not really quite the issue. Do you not want to come on his dick? Would you rather come, you have to satisfy yourself afterwards versus coming with him? Because there's guys, and you've witnesses, that they come and they're done. Yeah, that's true. And especially guys, especially if he comes in you, there's not going to be any kind Because he's like, I'm not going to do that. Yeah, fuck that, man. That's my waste product. Waste product. Yeah, I hear you. I get that. But it's, I'm, I mean, you know, I kind of, even if I use a toy or whatever, he could talk dirty to me. I think I'll be just as satisfied. Okay. Or nearly. It'll be definitely different. But there's some women. That would be a super turn off. That want to come before the guy. Right. And generally, okay, when you and I play around. I don't want to come first. You don't want to come first because you're wiped out. I'll be totally wiped out. And you sit there and you're like, oh, my God, I can barely do you. I'm sorry. And blah. And blah is right. Well, okay. So it's like, don't. And I understand that. I have orgasms with you that are incredibly strong. And I need five minutes to recover before I can even go finish you orally. Right. I understand that. Okay. But I only take two minutes. I'm literally two minutes. If my head's in the game, two minutes. Sometimes. Maybe five. Maybe five minutes. Whatever. But again, from the person who's already exhausted from having their orgasm, sometimes a two to five minutes is a mountain to climb. Yeah, it is a mountain to climb. So what do you do? That's what I'm saying. Have your watches set for simultaneous orgasms? No. Okay, we're going to come in four minutes and 12 seconds. Synchronize. You better come the same time I do. No. And that's my point is, again, pregame, you don't know what this person is bringing. I can tell you I have a fucking 12-inch cock and show up with a 2-inch cock, and you don't know until the game happens. So that's my point is the pregame could be exciting, but when it comes time for game time, If it doesn't match the pregame, sometimes that can be very disappointing. I agree. I agree. I've had that happen a couple times. Not that it's a huge deal, but it was kind of, it was a little bit of a letdown. Sure. And I think it's because, I can't blame it on my partner. It's probably me. I had things like so build up. It's like the, because I was so excited. That's on both sides. You both have anticipations like, oh my God, she says her pussy's so tight. It's not. You know, or whatever. I'm doing my kegles right now. She tells me her pussy is so sweet. It's not. She had asparagus. That was last night. Please stop that. I'm just talking in general. If it fits. If it fits, wear it. I guess I'm wearing it. No, not at all. No, we didn't play last night. No, but I had asparagus last night. Yes, you did. So did I. That's why we did not play last night. a concept. Nope. Asparagus, not a play night. No, I love asparagus. No, I do too. But anyway. No, the pregame stuff is exciting as hell. And it sets expectations that are very exciting. The problem is, does reality meet those expectations? That's the question. Yeah. ends, you have to sit there and not exaggerate. I mean, okay, I'll speak for you. You can sit there and go, my pussy and my asshole is so tight. Yeah, it is. And that's a good thing. Okay? The guy can sit there and sit there, my cock is so big. Well, big compared to what? A guy might think he's got a big, thick, we've seen this. Guy's like, oh man, I got such a big cock. Yeah, you sit there and go like, where's the big cock? Did you forget to bring it? I don't know why. Yeah, guys are, this is a little sidebar. No guy wants to sit there and go, oh, I've got a small cock. I have like a medium-sized cock. I'm going to so unsatisfy you, baby, you are going to be so unsatisfied. You're going to want more from somebody else. Not going to happen. I mean, I say it, but it's the truth. Yeah, no man has ever said, said that to me. Yeah, it's like, oh my God, my three inches is going to fill you so much. Okay. Well, not the Grand Canyon, so three inches might be a little lacking. But, okay, it might be three inches long, but what's the diameter? Yeah, the diameter might be a little. There are two factors there that can be a pleasing number. Yeah, that's true. Okay, if it's three inches in length, but only, you know, an inch in diameter, it's like, um, okay. That can go in any hole comfortably. Yeah, you can go in my nostril. But whatever. So again, we can't pick what penis we are given. No, no you can't. But don't oversell it. No. Okay? Don't sit there and go, oh baby, I'm going to fucking please you so much. My cock is going to fill your ear. I'm drinking. What were you going to say? I said it's ear. I'm going to fill your ear. You know, it's like, oh my God, the space between your index finger and your ring finger, oh, I'm going to fill that up, baby. Yeah. It sounds erotic. Well, if you don't actually picture what it actually means. What it actually means is, yeah. It's not what you said, it's how you said it. Yeah, well, again, I could do that. But, you know, versus like, don't talk about your cock size. Like, I want to put my cock in you. I'm going to kiss you. I want to touch you and tease you while we make love. Okay. That doesn't promise anything other than. Oh, you're going to please me in some form or fashion. Okay. And kiss me a lot. That could be a very erotic thing. Yeah. Okay. Leave it open-ended then. Oh, my God. I'm going to fill your pussy with my half-inch cock. Uh, hmm. Well, uh, which dimension is that? Both. Both. The Angry Inch. Again, we don't get to pick our cock. I'm not busting on these people. I'm not overly gifted myself. So honesty, or how you word it, you might not be gifted. I'm not. But you sit there and go, I want to kiss you passionately. I want to touch you, rub you, touch you all over. I taste you. Okay. None of which have I proclaimed my gifted physically attributes. Okay. Right. Okay. Is that more luring than like, I'm going to give you the angry half inch. Oh, yeah. Thanks. I'm open like six months from today. Maybe. Yeah, it's not good. Yeah, so okay, I see what you're saying. So I guess there is, with the sexting and the texting, the foreplay, don't promise something you can't deliver. How important are cock pictures to you if someone is sexting with you? Not that important. Okay, just asking. Not that important, no. I like things from like... The mystery is more important. The mystery is definitely more important, for sure. But if you're going to send me pictures I'd like them from about, not the waist up, but a little bit below that, just a hint of like, ooh, what's down there, maybe. Ooh, pubic hair, no thank you. Well, it depends, maybe they're shaved, maybe, or just a little bit. Ooh, it depends. You're too old, sorry. Ooh, it depends. What do you have under there? Ooh, have you tried any other brands? Oh, you're just so wrong. Oh, you know, I just took it and you just ruined it for me. Oh, God, yeah. Depends. Can I change them? Yeah, do you so yourself? Yeah. Foul. Do you defecate? Oh, yeah. Did you have chili? Oh. You know that's going to be a runny one. I'm sorry. I've had too much bourbon. You're just so wrong. Tell me it's not good, though. Oh, with the chili? Tell me how it burned your ass. Speedy Chili? So wrong. So wrong. If you're looking for a normal, everyday podcast, this is not it. Yeah, amen. Okay. I think we beat this horse. No, we didn't. Not at all. You have more of the horse you want to beat? Okay, go for it. Yeah, no, we're done. Jesus. Hey, info at Hot Wife Podcast, if you want to reach out to us, love to hear from you. Questions, comments, suggestions for topics. That'd be great. I sure hope this one does not get saved. Depends is not a topic. Well, that depends. Again, check out info at Hot Wife Podcast to reach out to us. Check out Fifty Shades of Pleasure, a free online magazine for the Swinger community in the BDSM world. Love to hear from you. And check out what I'm doing, who I'm doing it, and what I'm doing to them at Hot Wife Podcast. 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