The Art of Preparation in Sexual Relationships

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Speaker1: Welcome to the Hot Wife Podcast, where we dive into discussions about relationships, intimacy, and everything in between. Before we begin, we want to make it clear that the views expressed on this podcast are solely those of the host and guests, and should be taken as opinions, not professional or medical advice. Additionally, we remind all listeners that this podcast is intended for adults over the age of 18. Unauthorized rebroadcast of this show is strictly prohibited without the written permission of the owners of Hot Wife Podcast. Now, let's heat things up. Hello everybody, this is Donna Lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast. Of course, I'm here with my wonderful husband, Vince, as usual. Okay, you sound so lackluster. Okay. Where's my usual happy, vibrant husband? Was that your first husband? Apparently, he must have been. He must have been. I don't know. Hey, we've gotten some emails from one listener, Joanne. Oh, you're going to call her out, huh? Because there is only one Joanne. Yeah, that's true. She claims, and I'm not disputing it. I'm actually asking for help. I've listened to our show on our website, and Joanne claims that, for whatever reason, my voice is way back. Like, they have a hard time hearing it. I've listened to the shows. I don't hear it that way. I'm talking closer to the mic today. See if that helps. I think you need to wrap your mouth around the hole. Oh, yeah, that's what I want to see. That's like sucking a big old dick. Yeah, baby. That's not going to happen. Yeah. I'm not going to suck a little dick either. But I don't know if Joanne might be experiencing like whatever she's listening on, like one of the channels on left or right isn't up as much or whatever. But if anybody else is experiencing where they cannot hear me as loud as Donna, please. Let us know. Email us at info at hotwifepodcast. I do thank Joanne for writing and letting us know. Keep us aware of that. But, I mean, some people might say, no, we hear Vince too much. That's certainly not the case. Yeah, I got an email from a woman named Donna. Shut up. And says, your wonderful husband shouldn't really even be on the show. Shut up. Would it matter if different platforms that you're downloading from, Podbean or I, It might be part of it. I have no idea. Yeah, I mean, what a particular platform does to our show to put it out there, I don't know. I plead complete ignorance. As well you should. In so many ways. In so many ways. In so many topics. But the other thing I want to bring light, we've kind of, or let me reword that, I have changed. Changed what? Stop. I've changed to something more special. I've taken the Fifty Shades of Pleasure magazine, the FiftyShadesofPleasure.com, and it is now more of a blog website than a magazine where I'm trying to post, I'm posting, I am trying to post articles daily in some things. And so it's not something, I'm thinking it's going to be, hopefully, it's going to be a little more Of interest to some people? Yeah. You know, so that's my concept. We'll see where it goes. If it doesn't work out after a month, then we go back to the magazine. I think doing a blog might be a little more, I think a mag, as much as I like the magazine, it's holding on to a, you know, an old fashioned kind of media. Yeah. You know, even though it's a digital magazine, I think blogs are a lot more Spontaneous, because you can post a couple times a day, you can post a couple times a week with something, you know. You can even listen to our podcast on the blog. Yeah, on the blog. And yeah, we'll see. I mean, I haven't really started to market it yet, but we're already getting generic, not generic, what's the word I want to use? I can't think of the word, but organically. Okay, organically. Organically, we're getting a lot of hits already without me even starting to post it on Twitter. and other platforms. So we'll see where it goes. Yeah, I think it'll be, I like it because it does have a lot more, it's flexible. Well, the other thing is the software I used for the magazine was very prohibitive with graphics. And nudity and yada. So with a blog website, I can, we can put nudity up there. We can put pretty, There's explicit language up there. So it's a little more adult-oriented. I like that. Yeah. I mean, just be personal. So check it out, 50shadesofpleasure.com. Still free. That's nice. And again, if you have something you want to contribute, you can send info at 50shadesofpleasure.com or send it to info at hotwifepodcast.com. I answer both those emails. Isn't he special? Not really. So special. So you had a special thing tonight. I was just going to jump into that. Yeah. I hadn't been playing a whole lot because, you know, knee and shoulder issues, of course, and physical. Well, since our last show, the last couple of shows, because of injuries, we've actually reposted old shows. Right. So today you didn't get injured and spend time in the emergency room, so we were able to record one. Yeah, we were able to do that, which is actually very cool. So I had a playmate come over, and I had to do a... Didn't have to. I'd have to. I was requested by a customer to create a video. A fan. Yeah, a fan of a video of me teasing him through his, he wasn't wearing jockeys. Underwear. We'll just use that. And they're very, very nice. The thing is, if people have ever seen any of your videos, one of the things you like to do. I'm teasing. I like to tease first. I like to tease and be teased. And tease yourself, yeah. what the guys brought to you. Right. You like to kind of, you know, run your mouth over his underwear to. Right. Exactly. Get a feel for it just underneath the fabric. Paint a picture with your lips and tongue. Yeah. Yeah. I like to. It's always fun for me to blow hot air on his cock and usually they respond favorably. Especially you can feel his, you know, his cock getting hard like underneath the fabric. And that's all this, basically all this video was. But that was the main theme of it. And it was pretty exciting. Because I do love the aspect of teasing. I think teasing is kind of a, I want to say, it's not a lost art. But I think it's in today's world that the teasing and making things stretch out longer before you get to the pop is kind of lost. In my opinion, and that doesn't mean a whole lot. Okay. Just my opinion. I actually think that teasing, you know, like we talk about during intercourse or oral sex, like a roller coaster, you go up that big hill. Right. And you get to that point where just before you go over and wee, you go down. Yeah, wee, put my hands up in the air. I actually think that the teasing is another way of getting real close to the top of that roller coaster without going over the edge. Oh, absolutely. where now you do. But it gets you there, and then you roll back down the hill backwards like, oh, okay. And then you go back up the hill. It's like, oh, okay, we'll go back down. It builds and makes, so when you are having intercourse or whatever stage you're going next, I think it heightens it and makes it a little more exciting. Oh, a lot more exciting. And you found out from him, too. that it also helps build up a little bit larger load there you go yeah it actually it really did now some some it depends on the guy or the person some people the teasing just gets me too much but he was really enjoying like he's like arching his hips up to get his cock like more into my face you know and i just kept blowing my hot air like through the fabric to the point that i that my saliva was actually making his Shorts kind of wet. And of course, you could feel like the pre-cum just starting to ooze out because like parts of it got really slippery. Was that real? Yeah, it was definitely real. Was it? I'm sitting back here. Yeah, it was definitely really good stuff. All right. Yeah, it's cool. But yeah, it was very cool. Very, very cool. He was super excited. Like his hips were like starting to shudder as he's like lifting it up. I couldn't, you know, obviously because I'm not close nor did I want to be. I couldn't tell how much of that was him maybe potentially acting or was real. Oh, I think it was all real, actually. I mean, why not? I mean, just let it go. Why would you have to, why would you want to, you know, fake that? Well, in all honesty, you've shot some videos for things that some people were doing to help you produce a video for somebody, but they weren't necessarily into. And there were videos I've had to shoot that I was not necessarily into, but, you know. And I've had to shoot all those videos. Oh, I know. Some of them are just like, what? Well, And try to keep from not laughing out loud. The ones that I think are really silly. I don't want to get off topic too much. There's so many of them. I know. The one that I thought was really dumb was the one where I had to wear the apron, but I had to have one breast exposed, but I had to wear the black gloves, and they couldn't, the black nylon gloves, and they couldn't be loose. I remember which one you're talking about. Oh, yeah. I've been in therapy for that one. It's like, what the, what? What the fuck? And he wanted me to put a dildo on a tripod in front of me and suck on the dildo wearing this apron with my left breast exposed and wearing black, those nylon gloves, those disposable gloves. I was like, what is this all about? As we've talked about, I don't know if we did a show or not about it, but these individuals who, come forth with a fantasy, and they have a script. And it's very exact what they want. Oh, yeah. It's very, like, well, I want it to be a seven and a half minute. They're not usually that bad. 35 seconds into it, I want this. And then at one minute, eight seconds, I want you to do this. And then at two minutes, 17 seconds, do this. And at two minutes, 32 seconds, say this. And you better be wearing this. This outfit. It's just like, I don't have that outfit. It's their fantasy. I get it, but I mean, my fantasies aren't that exact. Scripted, exact, yeah. You know, like I've told you about like, you know, I used to bounce your bachelor parties way back when. Right. And I'd love to have you, you know, again, back then we were just best friends. Right. And it wasn't, you know, the whole. There's nothing going on there, baby. Nothing. But now, you know, it's like, oh man, I'd love to see you do a bachelor party where you did the things you didn't want to do. You know, back then, you didn't do extras. No, no. But now. Now it would turn into something, it wouldn't just be a bachelor party. It'd be like a gangbang. Yeah. You know, so that'd be ironic to me. I didn't sit there, well, one guy's name's got to be Joe. And the other guy's got to be named Sven. And Sven's got to have an eight-inch cock that's shaved, but only has one testicle. Jesus God, that's terrible. No. Sven went through a tough time. I guess so. Okay, don't bust on Sven. But no, I mean, these guys, and it's interesting, they have a very exacting fantasy. Yeah, the scripts are pretty exact. Yeah. Well, that's their fantasy. If I put that much time into my fantasy, I'd be writing like a Tom Clancy book. Yeah, there you go. Tom Clancy's very technical. Very technical. But God rest his soul. But whatever, I mean, it's just like, okay. It's like, oh, damn, I can't come. She said that at 2 minutes, 12 seconds, not 2 minutes, 7 seconds. God damn it, it ruined it. It ruined my orgasm. I was all set to come at 2 minutes, 7 seconds, but she waited until 2.13. I couldn't do it. Oh, it ruined it. Yeah, I don't know why they're like that, but they are, and that's what they want, and that's what I'll do for them. And they enjoy it. They certainly enjoy it. So this one was all the teasing. Fortunately for me, I love the tease. I mean, just in general, in real life, teasing is probably the most enjoyable part of it, except for the, you know, aside from the orgasm, but that buildup, that's very exciting. My opinion, for what it's worth, teasing is a super important part of sex. I think so. Teasing slash foreplay. Yes, I agree. I think foreplay is a form of teasing. It absolutely is. It absolutely is. You would take foreplay past the teasing point. Sure. You know, but I think it's very, yeah, the buildup. The buildup. That's why I like, in certain circumstances, I like being restrained because for me, that's a type of teasing. I get that. I'm unable to move. I'm unable to do what I want to do, which makes that struggle very irrelevant. It's very titillating. Like I want to, you know, if my arms are bound in a certain way and I want to grab his cock, but I can't. You know, so I'm finding different ways to do it. And I find that very exciting. Well, there's been a few times that guys just sit there like you're on your back and they just rub their dick on your clit. Oh, that's exciting. And just keep rubbing their dick on your clit. Right, right. And watching you start to gyrate and you can even hear the moisture sometimes. Oh, yeah, yeah. They're cock on your pussy. Right. And it gets to the point where you're begging them to put your dick. Yeah, see, that's the exciting part. It's a really erotica shit. Yeah, that's really exciting, especially if it's a guy that produces a lot of pre-cum, you know, then you have that. But you don't even know that yet. You can't, you're not touching them. Right, I'm not touching them. They've just been taking their dick and teasing you. Yeah, but if they produce a lot of pre-cum, there's that lubricant, which is very slippery. You can feel that. So I know they're getting excited because of the, the slipperiness of the pre-cum, and it's rubbing around my clit, and it feels really good because it's slippery and it feels good. And yeah, that kind of teasing, I think I have come a few times that way. Sometimes it's a little more difficult, but it's very exciting. It helps me get to the next level. Even if I don't come that way, which I don't need to, it'll get me to the next level, which is like, okay, now fuck me. And that voice, it's more like the fucking omen or whatever. Fuck me. No, it wasn't you. No, it was. What's the one with Wendell Boyer? The Exorcist. Exorcist, yeah. Fuck me. Fuck me. That's a little demonic. But yeah, you get like, okay, now I'm at that level. If you take me up to that level now, I want more. Sure. I want more. more capable, because now you're ringing wet. Uh-huh, exactly. Yeah. Exactly. A lot of guys, we've said this a thousand times, and I hate to bring it up again. A lot of guys just, they just, you know, get together, and I guess they're just so excited, they just want to stick their dick in anything. Well, in all honesty, I think that's how I developed my oral skills, is, you know, when I was younger, you know, I'd be all excited, and, you know, I knew I'd put my Yeah, so this is a way to... So it's like, you know what, if I can, we get her to come and get her turned on. Right, right. You know, so I spent more time doing oral. Luckily for me, I developed a system. That works. That apparently works. Works, for sure. Proven time and time again. So now, and the thing is, here's the bonus to this, guys. Take notes, gentlemen. You learn to do a good job oral on them before you penetrate them. Now you put your dick in them. Oh, God. One, they enjoy it more. Right, right. Two, they're sopping wet. Right, right. So you can actually last longer because it's a sloppy mess down there. Yeah. You know? Yeah, a little bit too much lubrication, which is, you know. Not a bad thing. Not necessarily. No. There have been some guys. So you can go from 30 to 45 seconds. Yeah, you're a champion then. You're a champion. Well, I've noticed some guys, if it's too wet, they're just like, they need that friction. Oh, sure. So it depends on the person. But over, okay, so that's what I'm getting at is, so now you start fucking the woman, her pussy is wringing wet. Right. Okay? And so you're able to fuck for, I'd say, five, six, ten minutes, and now it's starting to dry out a little bit. And now you get your friction. So now you get traction. So at least you lasted more than four minutes. That's true You know That's true I don't need to have a And again A marathon Another little trick I found So let's say you're Eight minutes into it And like I don't want to come yet Stop Go down Start licking her again Because she's still revved up She's still revved up Give her another one Give her another Oh man Lick that pussy That quits gonna be nice and swollen Go down And lick her Get her to come again Finger a little bit I was just gonna say Put the finger in there You know Get that thing Relubricated Put it in I don't know. There's a lot of guys that, you know, I can last 45 minutes. It's like, yeah, but I get sore. But I'm bored of you in 15. I didn't want to say that, but yeah. I did. You did. Yeah, I do. I get bored. It's like, mix it up, you know, do some oral, do some this, do some that, do some hair pulling. I'll put this out there as an observer. Obviously, I've shot enough porn. Okay. Generally, in a 15-minute time period, you can tell the woman's like, okay, I'm bored. We've done every position. And it's like, you know, now you're just... I'm just like, huh? It's like, okay, guy. I mean, she's looking at her watch. She's looking at the ceiling. Brings out the Time magazine. You know what? Mix it up. You know what? After a couple of minutes, after five, eight minutes, pull out, go down on her again. Right, right. You know what? Really give that fucking thing a better looking some more. You know, tongue that asshole baby, you know? Or kiss her. You know, give her some good kissing. licks some nipples, maybe gently finger her while you're kissing her, or lick her pussy and let her suck, you know, like finger her pussy, let her taste her juices. Right, right. Whatever, you know, mix it up, you know, keep her excited. Right, I agree. And again, the turtle sex thing, the missionary rear on top, dude, no woman wants that for fucking 15 minutes or more. No, I don't mind it for short periods of time, but yeah, I'm just reflecting back to, that the couple over and the friend we had that was visiting us a couple summers ago, like he could last a really long time. And she was doing him. And in the middle of, she's like, are you going to come yet? It's like, yeah, even she was getting word on. She's like, yeah, I like, I like marathon sex. Mm hmm. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, in theory, it sounds good when a guy is like, oh, it takes me over an hour to come. You know what? In general, women are like, I'm bored. Maybe it's just me. There are some women that love to go the long haul, but after a certain amount of time, I get sore, and it's not fun anymore. Okay, let me tell you. Let me ask you this. Okay. Let me ask you. So at some point, let's say, let's give it the 30-minute mark. Okay. You're sitting there like, now you've had your orgasm or two or five or 12, whatever. Right. So now this guy, he's still pumping away, pumping away. Are you sitting there thinking as a woman? Okay. I can't answer that. Okay. It's like, wow, I must not really do it for this guy. I guess that might come into it a little bit. Yeah, I can see that. I mean, you're sitting there now, we're like 40 minutes into it. It's like, oh my God. Yeah, especially if I've had multiple orgasms, I'm getting, I'm fatigued. Like everything down there is fatigue. It's fatiguing. Yeah, I could sit there and sit. I mean, I think there is a key amount of time that the guy goes from hero to zero. That's true. Yeah. I mean, I'll call it 40 minutes. Let's say that. After 40 minutes, sit there. Okay. In 40 minutes, the woman should have three, four orgasms. It depends if she's multi-orgasmic, but yeah. I'm thinking. Okay. But let's say 40 minutes. If the guy hasn't come yet, at what point, I mean, is that when a woman starts going like, oh my God. What am I doing wrong? Am I loose? This guy can't get traction? Is he not turned on? Is he... Thinking about taxes? Yeah. Is he thinking he has to go to work tomorrow? Or, you know, his wife? Yeah, who knows? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, there is a sweet spot as far as length goes. Time length, not penis length. There's that too. But that's really, you have just the right amount of orgasm, not getting fatigued. Also, like after he comes and after I come, there's still part of me that might be wanting more next time. I'm not so like, you know, exhausted. I'm like, I can't do anything for the rest of the night. Would you rather have one session with the guy for an hour? Like he comes once in one hour. Right. Or would you like, let's say he can come twice. I'd rather have shorter sessions, more orgasms. Yeah. Yeah. I would, I would think that a woman would feel more flattered, I'm going to use that word for lack of a better one, that, okay, I was like, oh my God, the guy came. He's still so turned on. He's hard and can keep fucking me. Yeah, not all guys can do that. I think that's why some guys just like, they want to hold out as long as they can because once they do come, they're going to get soft and they may not be able to recover. Sure. Eh, that happens, happens with age. It just, that happens. But if a guy comes, and we've said this before, if a guy comes really quick. It's kind of a compliment, really. Well, at least you know, He's turned on by you. Yeah. You know? I mean, no one complains if a woman comes quickly. No, nobody has anything to say about that. But women complain quick if a man comes quickly. They don't look at it like, oh my God, I must have really turned him on. Well, I think they're like, well, I need a dick. But I don't need a penis to have an orgasm. I don't need a penis. It's nice, it feels good, blah. I'm out of here now. But I come a lot better if somebody has good oral skills. Thank you. If he doesn't have good oral skills, and then it's like, uh. But then, you know, even if his oral skills are not so great, I can always, like, bring out a toy to help things along. We can have some fun with that. So it's not, nothing is lost. Well, okay, so let's address that elephant in the room. Oh, there's an elephant in the room? Okay. Well, if you're with a woman, and all of a sudden she goes, oh, let me break out my toy. Now, generally, a man will feel like, Oh my God, I guess I'm not appeasing her. The same as a woman would feel like the guy goes, Oh, but tell you what, instead of me fucking you, you lay next to me, I'm going to jerk off. But wait, I have been with, there's a certain lover that I've been with quite a few times. And he, I have, I think one time he gave me a cream pie and all the times we've been together, usually he has to jerk off onto my back, my chest, my face. whatever yeah but that's how he comes i wonder in that situation because he is a younger gentleman if he he's not more in that mindset like even though you're not able to get pregnant he's like if he hasn't just always been in that mindset like oh i can't come in the woman because i can get her pregnant you know that might be i don't know yeah well i'm just saying that might be that mindset yeah it might be like well he's certainly no i mean he's in his 30s so Yeah, that might be like something I've just stuck back from his when he's a teenager. It's subconscious. That's like, oh my God, I don't like to fuck with a condom on. I'll just pull out and finish. Finish on her. Yeah, before I get close to the point, I get relatively close. Yeah. Not that you still can't get a woman pregnant. Oh, yeah, exactly. You know, just because you didn't come doesn't mean something didn't slip through. Exactly. So. Exactly. So that might be something left over from his. I've always wondered that. His child. Not childhood, but his... Younger days. Younger days, yeah. Or being with younger women. Yeah. And not meant derogatory towards you as much as I want to be. Go ahead, be derogatory out there. No, I mean... But, I mean, again, everyone has their fetish. Yeah. That might just be like his thing. He just, you know, maybe likes watching himself come. I like to finish in a cantaloupe. I don't, you know... It's just your thing. It's not wrong. I'm just into fruit. Stop. You're just... Oh, fresco. You're just so wrong. I'll never be able to eat a cantaloupe again. Give me some navel oranges any day. Anyway. No, but just say it could be, that might be his, you know. It's kind of interesting that he's definitely the one that I would say 99% of the time he has to jerk off. Yeah. That's just his thing. And again, that guy, that's the guy who could shoot planes out of the sky with his fucking cum load, man. Yeah. Which is. He could score a field goal from fucking 50 yards out with that thing. In that situation, a cream pie would be kind of anticlimactic only because he has such huge... You'd be spitting it out, not oozing it out your pussy. Yeah, exactly. Went too far. Yeah, exactly. So actually for him, the videos I've shot with him are actually way more erotic if he jerks off with me because they are a larger load. Splats off your forehead. I mean, literally, I mean, they're shooting up in the air like several feet, you know? If he doesn't catch your face, he's going to shoot a bird out of the sky. Exactly. So for that, for like a visual, I find that very erotic. The one cream pie I got from him was really cool and fun, but because I know that's what he likes, it's kind of more erotic for me to feed into his fetish. And I've become very, it's more visually stimulating. Sure. to watch him jerk off on me, which is really cool. There have been a couple guys that just, you know, that's just a little thing. But for him, that is like the 99% of the time. Do you want to think it would be erotic with him? What's that? Is like when he's getting close and starts to jerk off, you need to lay back. You start playing with yourself and tell him to spray it on your pussy while you masturbate yourself. Yeah, that's true. I'm thinking if I've ever done that, I'm sure I have. I think it's probably come close. I'm sure, yeah. Yeah, a couple times bouncing off your forehead. I remember the first time we did a POV, and it was a blowjob, and he kept saying, now when I come, you got to step back. And I was like, oh, no. I was wrong. I mean, it shot like over my head. It was a rocket, man, fucking SpaceX. Yeah, but he's like, you got to see, it's going to, I have distance. I can really get some distance. and I had no idea. Hey, you know, one of the things we want to share. Okay. We were on Angelina's podcast the other week. Oh, yes. And Angelina's podcast is known as something else. I'm not going to get into it. But Angelina wants to come back and visit us on our podcast soon. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. Well, she was supposed to come, but you were not feeling. Oh, yeah. My knee's just not. Your knee and your one shoulder. And my one shoulder. Yeah, I'm just falling apart here. This is just not fun. So, yeah, we went in the hospital last Sunday. Yeah, in the ER. For Donna's knee. She was in severe pain. And I found it very interesting. You didn't see it, but I saw it because Donna and I are drastically different in size. Oh, you kept saying that, yeah. Donna's 4'11", at best, maybe 10 now. Maybe 10. I'm 6'0". And they just wanted to assume. There was undertones of assuming that I could be potentially abusive to her. Oh, my God. No. People need to know our banter that people do enjoy is only banter. Oh, yeah. Donna and I have always, before our relationship, we were just friends and business partners. We had the same banter. Yep, exactly the same. Except now it's just a little more. We've been married 22 years. We messed up on the math the other day. Whatever. I don't care. It's 22, 23. We've not even had a fight. No, it's been pretty good. Yeah, we've had disagreements, but nothing like we went to bed, mad, or didn't speak for days or through furniture at each other. No, not days, maybe a few hours. No, not even. I'd just be quiet because I know I don't want to say something I don't mean. Yeah, I know. So I know how to control my temper. Me, not so much. But Donna and I, no, not so much. That's why I call her the Angry Elf. Angry Elf, that's me. But Donna and I are, yeah, no, we've never, You know I have a temper, but I've never really exerted it towards you. No. No, I've been lucky that way, I guess. That's fine. And you know people I have exerted it towards. Yes. Yes, I have. I've been known to drag people out of their cars. I was not privy to that, so I cannot respond to that one way. But you've seen me go to other vehicles. Oh, yeah. And people get afraid of me. Anyway, that's another story for another show. Yeah. That's not a sexy story. Yeah, not at all. But so, yeah, Donna is going through some more physical things. Yeah, it's like it's ridiculous. It's just ridiculous. Yeah, getting older sucks. It pretty much does. And the thing is with my stupid knee, just real quick. It was something so stupid. You sent me downstairs to get frozen blueberries for blueberry pancakes. I didn't send you. You just said, can you go downstairs and get it back? I asked you. I didn't send you. Okay, you asked me. And I said, sure. So as I came- Get the blueberries. Okay, okay. But as I stepped up. If you do not get the blueberries, there will be consequences. Okay. But as I stepped up, I felt my knee shift. Just a little bit, like tweak. And I was like, oh, that didn't feel good. So when I came upstairs, I quickly, quickly, I mean immediately, got in the recliner, elevated my leg, packed it nice, plodded, bing. You should do anything to get out doing something. Yeah, I know. But the next, like after that, it just got worse and worse. So it was just not good. I still don't know exactly what I did. Well, from what the doctor says, it sounds like there might be a slight tear, but it's more arthritic. It's more arthritic. You've had two hips replaced, one shoulder replaced, shoulder coming, and shortly after that, let's hear it. For the knee, yay. A knee replacement. I don't want to do a knee replacement. Well, I don't want to do a lot of things, but I got to do it. I don't want to pay taxes, but I have to. Ah, I'd rather pay taxes than have a joint replacement. I get that. I get that completely. Except the hips. Hips are a piece of cake. I don't care about them. So anyway, with everything, we love hearing from you guys. Info at hotwifepodcast.com. Let us know if there's something you hear wrong with the show. If there's something you want us to talk about. If you want to call into the show, we appreciate J&L calling in the other week. It was a great show. Oh, that was fun. Yeah, that was great. If you want to call into the show, we'd love to have it. Reach out to us. Let us know. Obviously, we don't reveal your real names and stuff. We just give them your social security number. Oh, stop it. Don't even listen to him. He's so full of crap. You don't listen to me. That's true. I also like, too, the fact that I want to hear input from other people besides us. You know what I'm saying? It's like, we know our stories inside and out. There's nothing new going on here. No. So it's really nice that you have other couples that are either new to swinging, have different aspects of swinging, just maybe see swinging in a whole different light. hot-wifing, not knowing it was hot-wifing. Yeah. And it was like... It's erotic, what she's doing. Yeah, but I mean, you and I, when I do go on a hot date, it's somebody we know, we trust, we have a bond with. You have to work within your comfort zone. Yeah, exactly. And they just had a whole different view of it, which I found very interesting. Yeah. You know, but again... I did get emails that they thought that was a good show. Oh, good. That's great. That's fantastic. They were enjoyable. It's always nice to hear other people's perspectives on swinging, because there's a lot more than just our perspective, my God. Oh, sure. And they actually sent us pictures of themselves, and they are a very sexy couple. And if Elle plays her cards right, she could have me. Oh. So, but, you know, we'll see where that goes. Yes, you did show me pictures, and yeah, they look like, they sounded like a lot of fun. We even talked to them on the phone, and we had them on the show. So, Yeah, they'd be a whole lot of fun just to hang with. Not even like the sex part, just hanging. But yeah, no, it was a great show. I enjoyed them. Yeah, we did. So again, I encourage you to check out the 50shadesofpleasure.com. It's now a blog site where I'm posting different posts every day about different things. Check out the site. If you think you have something you want to contribute, love to have it. Reach out to me at, let's just stick with info at Hot Wife. podcast Do you keep getting dick pics? No. Luckily, no. Luckily, no. Let's keep it that way. But, you know, I share them with Donna. I talk to her about it. But that's generally me. If you want to actually reach out to Donna, you can reach out to Donna at your email for that? Which email would be the one to use? Which one would be the best one to use? Which one do you use for your stuff? Is there a hot wife, Donna Wynn? No, I don't think so. I don't think so. Go to hotwife.com. Hotwife.com, the all my links. Yeah, all my links. There might be an email link in there. That I don't know. Tell you what, email me at info at hotwifepodcast.com. Make the subject line for Donna. Yeah, yeah. So you can send dick pics if you want, because I know Vince loves to watch. I won't open it. No, he secretly loves dick pics. No, no, he doesn't. No secret dick. No, none. Oh, this looks like a nice cock. Oh, this one looks like it'd be fun. I'm like, oh, is it for you, dear, or for me? So all you guys with the biggest, thickest cocks, send me your pictures, and we'll set up a time that you can come and fuck down in your ass. Dry. No lubricant. No lubricant. I've taken some big dicks in my ass. Yes, you have. Not recently, recently. We're going to do it right away. Oh, I think, okay, right away. You might not even be awake. I'll invite him while you're sleeping. I'll invite him while I'm sleeping. You wouldn't need to restrain me to the bed. You're going to wake up in the morning like, God damn, my answers. You're such a jerk. I love you. I know. I know. So nice. Anyway, we want to thank everyone for listening, putting up with our bullshit. Again, if you have anything you want to reach out to us about, subjects, questions, comments, please send them. Info at hotwifepodcast.com. And with that said, we're going to wrap this up. So stay horny. And have a great night, everybody.