The Art of Orgasm Control

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Speaker1: Welcome to the Hot Wife Podcast, where we dive into discussions about relationships, intimacy, and everything in between. Before we begin, we want to make it clear that the views expressed on this podcast are solely those of the host and guests, and should be taken as opinions, not professional or medical advice. Additionally, we remind all listeners that this podcast is intended for adults over the age of 18. Unauthorized rebroadcast of this show is strictly prohibited without the written permission of the owners of Hot Wife Podcast. Now, let's heat things up. Hello, everybody. Welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. This is Donna Lynn, and of course, I'm here with my wonderful husband, Vince. So wonderful. So wonderful. I don't know. Since the last podcast, I don't know if we're going to be able to top that one. That was pretty good. Yeah. With Allie and Sterling. Yeah, it was interesting. Yeah. It was our first time on a podcast. I'm sure that there was a lot of... A little over-talking and stuff, but the excitement. They'll be back, and they'll get it better. Did I mention on that podcast how hot she is? I think you did. Okay, I wouldn't make sure I didn't forget that she was hot. Yeah. I like seeing the development that she's gone through, especially going from such a vanilla lifestyle for so much of her life, and two marriages, and sexless marriages. It's like, how does that even happen? Well, the interesting part is going to be, you know, she claims she has this extremely high sex drive. Right. She's kind of been able to expand upon that now a little bit. I still haven't gotten into the swinging world. Once she gets over that little hurdle of the swinging world, she could go completely bonker crazy. It's very possible. I know she's not comfortable with sharing Sterling at this stage of the game, but they've gone to the nude beaches. It's kind of a non-threatening. Yeah, it is pretty non-threatening. Yeah, it is pretty non-threatening. So when they start doing other things. She's been so repressed by her two previous marriages. Right, right. And, you know, she's with Sterling now, and they have this, you know, great relationship. Sure. So now she's like, I don't want to lose this. Yeah, I get it. So she probably has some level of jealousy, I'll put it that way. Apprehension even. That's another good word. More syllables than I can do. Oh, of course. But, you know, so I think once she gets a little more secure with their relationship and herself a little bit, I think what she's been through has kind of even damaged her ego a little bit. Yeah, I get it. I get it. I think Sterling might, like, introduce her to maybe a male or female playmate and let her take center stage and let her have the fun. And then after a while she'd be like, hey, I'm having all the fun. Maybe Sterling would like to have some fun. And then you start, you know. That's up to them. Yeah, it is up to them. You know, when she gets comfortable with that whole thing. They may never make the swinging part. Yeah, it's very possible. But I think it's until you can separate sex and love, the swinging is probably not going to happen. Yeah, I mean, it's going to be interesting. You know, she wants me to do some photos and stuff of her. a little bit with video aspects. Right, right. You know, see, you know, I mean, she went to a swinger club and had sex in front of other people. Right. And that's, that's, you know, that's the first step. I mean, we've seen that a lot of parties where couples come in, they're not, not ready to play with anybody else. So they're just together enjoying that being watched. That's very exciting. You know, depending on your personality, that might be very exciting for you. Not me, but yeah. Yeah. But for some people that's, you know, You know, very titillating. So it's just baby steps, you know. You and I have been in this lifestyle for a while. When I first started, it was a little weird. I have to admit, it was definitely weird. I mean, I'm brought up with that concept of swinging. Right, right. You're with one person, blah. I actually think the younger generation today is a little more attuned to it. Yeah, it's become more and more mainstream. the high school parties and stuff like that. There's, you know, girls just giving blowjobs away. I'm trying to, yes. Without being in relationships. I mean, just. Well, I remember going to orgies when I was in high school. Never invited me. I didn't know you. Oh, that's your excuse. Wait a minute, you were, wait, you're younger than I am, so you were probably in what, middle school? So you're going with that whole too young. If I was 17... It's funny now you tell me I'm old. You would have been 11, right? Well, we were six years different. Yeah, so yeah. You would have been... You could have trained me the right way. I could have. No. You were definitely a minor. I was a minor. Then I guess it's okay. Okay, all right, never mind. I just thought maybe there's some legal aspects to think about. No, when I was in high school, I graduated at the age But yeah, I remember going to little, I'll call them orgies. They weren't full-blown orgies, but they were definitely me with other women, other men. I grew up in the 80s. The age was a big thing. So nudity wasn't a problem, but there wasn't the orgies. We had toga parties, and people wound up not wearing a toga after a while, or just got drunk, and next thing or two guys are comparing dick size. Yeah, I remember that story. Never me. Well, yeah, then of course there was the AIDS scare which kind of put a kibosh. Yeah, it killed my 80s. You blamed that whole thing on the AIDS scare. Okay, that whole thing. Well, you know, they thought I was so ugly I had to have AIDS. Oh my God, stop it. Anyway, so tonight's topic is? Orgasm control. Yeah. Yeah, people can do it. Is it a good thing or not? I don't know. I have been with some men that can do the orgasm control. And you can correct me if I'm wrong. I think it's women that have told men, you come too quick, you come too quick. And now these guys can hold out for 45 minutes, an hour, an hour. Two hours. It's like, dude. Mr. Idaho or Utah. Utah, Idaho. You told Stephen that he can go two and a half hours. Yeah. And it's like. Then there was that one black gentleman you were with that, you know, he's like, oh, I could have come a long time ago. I can control it. It's like. And there was, there was that other mature couple. Right. That we met and we went back to their house. We shot guns with them. Oh, yeah. And he was another one. He could control his orgasm. I mean, that's great. But after a while, I get. I'm kind of sore. So I'm good for like, you know, I don't want to do marathons. Even our friend who just moved home. Right, right. Yeah, moved back. Right. She was saying how, you know, her boyfriend, you know, he can go for like an hour and a half or whatever. She's like, no, no, half hour, I'm done. Yeah, half hour, 40, you know, 45 minutes is more than enough. I get sore. I don't want to say this, that's kind of sound. I do get kind of like bored. There's like so many positions. and then you keep going over the same thing and the same thing and rubbing the same way. You get kind of chafed. You know what I'm saying? I guess. And, you know, it's... No, I get it. It's, you know, it's like how many times can you ride the ride at the amusement park in a row before all of a sudden it's like, okay, it's the same thing. It's the same thing. No, a different day or hours later or whatever. Yeah, I'm better. I would rather have, this is just me, and I would rather have shorter, A lot of orgasms. I have no idea. After that, you're like a dishrag. I mean, it's great. It's wonderful. There's been a few times, and you've experienced them giving them to me, where I can keep going after one orgasm and get another one. And then after two, we're relatively close to each other. I'm like, nope, I'm done. You're done. You're done. It's almost like it becomes painful. It's tougher to stay awake. there. I went there. I did not want to go there. But yeah, I mean, I'd rather have shorter interludes of sex that are really exciting, really heightened rather than these marathons. It's the same thing for a long period of time. You know, it's like in, out, in, out. Okay, this position, that position. But you know when those are good is when it's a new relationship, not a play partner, but a relationship. Right, right. And there's still that passion. Yeah. And that excitement. Right. And when I I was younger. Well, then there's that. Yeah. I mean, remember when you were with your ex and the relationship was new and she wasn't the Wicked Witch of the West yet. East, West, North, South. Exactly. Up, down, South. I remember being in a, when I was much younger. You couldn't fuck enough. You couldn't fuck enough. That's what I'm saying. When you have that newer relationship and that passion is there. I was also at 18, 17, 16. 19, 20, when I got together with it. Yeah. Yeah, you have a lot more stamina. You have a lot more. Your libido's higher. The chemical... Testosterone was higher. I was going to get to that. Yeah, the chemical messengers like testosterone and estrogen are higher. So yeah, I remember fucking so much. I mean, it seemed like we would fuck for a certain amount of time. Let's say 45 minutes. It wasn't like... And then we'd rest. get a drink you might grab something eat and get right back into it again you know it was like a yeah but it but they were shorter they weren't like marathons that lasted hours and hours i mean sometimes they did but yeah but the next day i am freaking sore i'm sore one time five hours and i came like five six times and i i had you know yeah but you had little breaks because you had to take a shower in between your little escapade no no we just kept going man i really i thought this was when you had the three girls that I'm talking about when I first started dating my now ex. We went and got a hotel. She lived with her parents and stuff like that. We had to make the best of it. We had the hotel. We know we weren't staying overnight in the hotel room or motel actually. You went to a no-tell motel? Yeah. I think we only stopped after like five hours. We went to go get some eat and we tried to come back And I'm like, no, it ain't working. It's just like I fucked sandpaper because my dick is wrong. Oh, man. My balls were hurting me. I'm like, no, I can lay here with you. We can snuggle, watch some bad TV at the motel. But it's done, man. Yeah, I remember those days. There's no freeing Willie. He's gone. Yeah. I remember those days. I was like, yeah, you're like, you are sore. At least I was. I was sore. Oh, my balls hurt for days. It was worth it though, wasn't it? At the time, come on. At the time, it seemed, yeah. Yeah, I mean, come on. The last couple of orgasms I had were like... Yeah, there's nothing left. I have nothing left to give. Yeah, that was for the days, I guess. Yeah, I don't... Okay, but they're... How hard is it for a woman to control an orgasm? Why would I want to? I'm just asking. You know what I'm saying? Could you? Are you able to back it off? Yeah, you can to some degree, but I would rather not. Because, you know, it backfires. And I know guys are like that. If they have to squelch it or postpone it, sometimes they can't come at all. And they're like, damn, I should have just come when I was ready to come. And then, you know, because they were afraid it would be too soon or whatever, whatever. it so much, now they can't come. Now it's worse. Now it hurts. Now it's not comfortable. And, you know, you could fucking, fucking, fuck, and they're still not going to come. So I'd rather just come. If you come too soon, you come too soon. So what's, you know, what's the problem there? I mean, sometimes it just happens, you know. Yeah, there's women, especially one woman. I mentioned her before. She was my ex's friend. Oh, yeah, yeah, I remember. She had never had an orgasm. She had done a couple, not many, because her husband wasn't crazy about her having a vibrator. Right. But she had like one or two orgasms she'd given herself, but that's all she'd ever had in her life until she met me. Oh, until she met Tungzilla. But I mean, there's, you know, there's women I've played with at these parties that had more orgasms. Again, not trying to toot my own horn, but They were able to relax and enjoy it, I guess. And were able to have more orgasms in one session than they've had in a week, they tell me. I'd rather just relax and have the orgasm come when it arrive, when it's supposed to happen. If I have to squelch it, it somehow, I don't want to use the word ruins it, but it kind of ruins it. It takes some fun out of it. It does. It does. When my kids were here or whatever. Oh, you had to squelch it? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Wild Banshee call, you know. Oh, yeah. Farzan through the jungle call, you know. Yeah, it does dampen it. Yeah, it takes the oomph out of it. You know, the excitement is dampened because you have to squelch it. You have to constrict it to some degree. That's one of the cool things at the house party. No one squelches it. You're hearing screams and moans all over the place. Thank goodness we're in a basement, right? If you were outside the house, it would sound like a haunted house. Yeah. That's true. I'm glad. I'm sure that's why we're in a basement. It's underground. I'm sure it's part of it. I'm sure it's part of it. There's no windows. Nope. That's probably a bigger part of it. That's true, too. Yep. They can hear noises, but they can't see. Yeah. I don't think they can hear anything because it's poured concrete. It's not even concrete block. It's poured concrete, so I'm sure. Yeah, it still has. You think it has some? in the area. No, not really. It's not a sustained noise for like 15 minutes. No. Sometimes I'm pretty, I wonder. Yeah, I don't know if I was able to control, I mean, I'm not a speedy Gonzalez. No, you're not a speedy Gonzalez, that's for sure. But I don't think, I mean, I'd want to prolong it. I mean, my goal of sex is to have an orgasm. To have an orgasm. Now, my other goal is to make sure the woman I'm with has an orgasm. Right, right. If it's not through intercourse, I'm going to make sure at least before intercourse that she has an orgasm orally. Oh, yeah. I think for me, that gets me ready for the intercourse part. Sure. You know, because I need it all lubed up. Oh, yeah. That's why it's foreplay, not afterplay. Yeah, but I mean, that's, yeah, it gets everything, everything, It's a great thing in a sense that you're building that excitement. Like I always said, there was some women I played with that all I ever did was have oral with them. And I kept that level of excitement. Like, okay, if we have intercourse, then you've kind of jumped the fence. And not that it's not going to be fun and exciting, but it loses something. No, I get it. If I kept the relationship where it was just oral, and it was always like, oh, I want to fuck you. And then again, you get into the oral next time with them, and you start talking about it while you're doing them. It was very exciting. I think, too, foreplay is great, but for me, there's definitely a threshold. If it goes on too long, I will lose that excitement. I'm not sure how to put this. It just seems like it goes on too long and then I kind of lose the momentum. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So there's a certain time frame and I'm not exactly sure. There's times that you know that something new that you and I are playing around and I know like your shoulder is bothering you. Oh, yeah. I'm thinking about that and your discomfort and then that prolongs it and then it gets to a point where all of a sudden it's like, okay, I've been riding that, you know, like edging for like the last 10 years. minutes. And it's only getting worse. Right. Because I know you're even in more pain now. See, that's a distraction. Maybe that's what guys do to prolong their, you know, they think about baseball or something. Men in tight pants. Men in tight pants. That's it. It's gone. You know, I mean, I think part of the part that prolongs it for me during that is when you, like, you utter those sexy words, my fucking arms kill me. Can you come? I do. I've never said that. that. I've not said that. I just say my arm hurts. Because I'm in a weird position. Don't talk, Vince. I want to fantasize with someone else. Shut up. If you have physical pain, that's definitely going to modify the orgasm. It might kill it. It might prolong it. And for whatever reason, I love you and I care about you. So if I know you're in pain, I'm sitting there like, okay, I can't enjoy this. I know she's, you know, it's not a good pain. I'm not into administering pain, except for one asshole I work with. It's a different kind of pain. There's not going to be any pleasure except for me. He's not violent, folks, I promise you. Never find his body. No, that barrel of acid, that's been here. Oh, yeah. And the body that's in it, it was here all along. No, no, that toxic suit I have, it's just in case. Just in case. You never know when a toxic attack is going to happen. You don't know. No, I haven't seen the other guy. I don't know where he's been. I think he went for a swim somewhere. But anyway, was that recorded? Just a little bit. Oh, shit. But anyway, but no, I mean, if you're in tune to the person you're playing with. Right. Those things you are also in tune to. Right. At least for me. I mean, I'm sure some people People can just channel it out. Like, I don't care. I just want my nut busted here, you know? So. That could be true. That could be true, but. I can't, you know. Yeah, no, I know. It's like, you know, when I was playing with that woman who had no arms and no legs, she just kept falling over, and that was really upsetting. When did you play with somebody with no arms and no legs? You're actually fucking taking me serious? No, of course I'm not. I had a proper up against pillows. Vincent, that's terrible. Don't even listen to him. They need love to. I'm not saying anything bad about it. No. No. That's just so nuts. She couldn't push me away. I'm not even going to entertain this conversation. I'm not going to go there. You're not going to reel me in. I'm not falling for it. Nope. Almost. Nope. No. I knew you never played with anybody like that. What do you call with a guy with no arms and no legs and a bathtub? Bob. Bob. No. That's not right. That's insensitive and not right. But getting back to the Orgasm, which is always right, I just want it to happen when it happens. Just let it go. And if it takes 10 minutes or 5 minutes or 20 minutes or a half hour or whatever. I've noticed with you, like when you're riding somebody, if you have an orgasm early with them, it heightens your sex drive with them. Because now you've had an orgasm, you're lubed up. Right. And it's like, okay. But again, there is a threshold. If I have an orgasm earlier in the playtime, it definitely escalates to having another orgasm. But again, there is a threshold. There's only so many orgasms in there before it becomes... My Pez dispenser only has so many Pez. Yeah, it kind of is like that. Because your head tilts back? Like from my neck, it's yummy and sweet. Probably the first time an orgasm has ever been referred to as a Pez dispenser. Well, you know, when we first got together, I could have a lot more orgasm. I think, you know, age has come into play with it and that kind of a thing. And my body has changed and, you know, the whole menopause and this and that. Well, I've seen you with other, when you play, some people have multiples. Some, I have to be like. But you, as you tell me, I don't know. And apparently whatever I do makes you have like, you know, very much stronger ones. Well, we have getting back to the types of orgasms for me. You know, I have a, I won't say a plethora of different orgasms, but I have a, I have some. Let me check my case over here and see which orgasms I brought with me. Yeah, it is kind of like that. I have the little wavy ones, which I can have many, many, but they're not, they're not, they're like, they're like, you know, in the amusement rides, you have the little kitty. rollercoaster. I'm not allowed in that part of the park. Of course you're not. Neither am I. But it's like the little rollercoasters. You're the same size. You're allowed to ride those rides. I probably could still ride them. That's the only part of the park you can ride in. You make fun of that, but that is absolutely true. I'm not making fun of it. I'm saying it's true. It is. I was literally not allowed to ride one of the rides at our local amusement park because I was not as tall as. I think the character they had was like Woody Woodpecker or something. I wasn't as tall as Woody Woodpecker. And I was like, I'm 30 fucking years old. I was 30 at the time. I was arguing with the guy. He's like, no, you can't. You can't ride this ride. Safety issue. Yeah, it was truly a safety issue. I was really genuinely pissed. But going back to the orgasm, which is the actual topic, then I have the ones that are like the big giant roller coasters. you get to the top and you can feel yourself right at that edge before you go over and that that little bit of edging there i mean as much as people are like oh yeah i want to edge it's like i don't want to do that for a long period of time too because if i edge too long either a it becomes uncomfortable and painful to some degree or i lose that stamina i lose that that oomph that the um like that threshold and i don't come at all i don't so that that's My body just sometimes does it. I don't want to. But, you know. I don't want to. It's fine for like a minute. It's fine for like a minute. But after, yeah, after you're five minutes into it, it's like, I just need to fucking come. I just want to go over the edge already. I just want to go on the other side of that fucking, you know, roller coaster. I want to, I want to go over. I don't want to. Wee. Wee. All the way. Wee. Put my hands up. Put my hands up. Yeah, exactly. So, I mean, I don't know why anybody would want to spend a It's a long time edging. I find it... Everyone's different. Everyone's different. For me, after a while, I find it kind of uncomfortable and almost painful. So I don't... It's okay for a short period of time. It's exciting. It's like a little high. Yeah, it's a little high. Sure, I'll give you that. I'll give you that. But I want to... Let's do the... Let's go through with it. Let's go down the other side. Because that's where the fun is. Let's get to the other loops. Yeah, let's go to the other loops. Yeah, you're right. I don't know. That's just me. Do you think guys should actually say, should ask their partner? Like, you know, it's like, hey, I'm able to not come for two hours. Is that something you want? Hmm. That seems very, there must be a nicer, like more romantic. Well, yeah. Here's a menu. Here's a menu. What time frame would you like my cum load? Yeah, exactly. We have a very fine 15-minute orgasm. The Earth recommends the 35-minute orgasm. But, you know, we have had some really good Google reviews on our one-hour orgasm. Yeah, I think that might be a conversation that you could definitely, should explore to some degree. I mean, I don't know how you broach that topic. But the same as the conversation should be, you know, do you like it rough? Do you like it... I'm sure. I think that's part of the conversation. I just know. You don't want to get onto a woman and start wailing away. Like you're trying to drive a nail through a fucking two-inch thick cord. Yeah, exactly. You know, when she doesn't want that. Oh, yeah, it's true. That's true. And I know when Utah Stephen was here, when he was playing with that other girl, I remember saying, she goes, are you ready to come already? Because it had been like an hour. Yeah. You know? Oh, at the house party. He was fucking for like three hours and didn't come. And didn't come. He banged I don't know how many different women and never had an orgasm. How was that fun? I don't know. I don't know. I think the orgasm is the best part. Yeah, exactly. I'm not doing all the fucking and sucking not to get an orgasm. Right. It's like I'm doing the whole workout. I want the results now. I go to the pizzeria to eat fucking pizza, not just like look around. I don't go to the pizzeria to pound the fucking dough. You know what I'm saying? Beat it up, flip it around. That's not why I go to a fucking pizzeria. I don't go to the make the pizza. I want to eat the fucking pizza. You want it in you. I want it in me. Yeah, so. I want that sausage sub. Well. I just want it nice and hot. Just creamy with cheese. Well, here's a question for you, and I can't answer that because, you know, Utah's not here to answer because he would be the one. Were the women liking these long things? Everyone's different. That's what I'm asking. Part of the conversation we're having here is the fact that You know, I almost think the guy... I think he got shortchanged. The poor guys that are a little faster on the draw, they don't get to ask that question. So, do you want it in three minutes or three and a half? I can go maybe five pumps. I'm good around three. Well, that is a little bit on the show. If you want five pumps, I'm going to have to go a little faster. I put extra lube on so I can't get any traction. No traction at all. I brought some WD-40. Can I recommend spunk lube for that? I have these Teflon condoms. I can't feel anything. We'll get no traction. None. And I'm going to put some Ambasol on my dick so it's completely numb. I was going to say analese. That's the problem with analese. You put that on your, you know, your tuchus because I guess anal could be painful. on Chambers was alive. She actually did a sex advice column. Oh, wow. And I happened to read that one in particular because I don't like the pictures. Oh, of course. You just read it for the articles. Somebody had written in about, you know, I have a premature ejaculation problem. You know, a friend of mine told me to try Ambesol. What do you think? So she wrote back to me and said, I mean, she wrote back to the guy and said, the problem with that is, is, once you put your dick in her, now her pussy goes numb. Oh. Now you both are going to be numb. I guess if you put that on and then put a condom on to protect her, you could be all right. But again, if you're not getting that feeling, you might actually go soft too. That's true too. Yeah, there's a fine line between keeping the stimulation so you stay hard as a man, obviously, but not so much stimulation. that you come to quickly. And I think too, guys that might think that they're premature ejaculation, there's all kinds of things you can do to desensitize yourself. I mean, if you're that excited that you come quickly, I mean, okay. I'll send you a picture of my ex-wife, and that will cure that problem. You just have the woman hold it. Hold it. When you look at it, you will not premature ejaculate. You'll actually go limp. You will now suffer from ED for the rest of your life. Your dick will crawl inside your body. It's one of those things you can't unsee. But she's a lovely woman. Right, okay, let's go with that. So, I mean, I think there's more, you can, to some degree, desensitize yourself so you don't cum so quickly. But if you're that excited, I mean, that's the whole point. You're that excited. Why would I want to, okay, I understand, you know, the woman might not be that happy about it because she didn't get a chance to come, but if you're that excited, why would you want to hold back, you know? Thinking selfishly, just for yourself. I think there's a machismo type of thing. I could go for hours, and it's like, well, yeah. You know, I mean, you know, 60 minutes make up an hour. Yeah. Does that mean you're going to have sex 60 times? I didn't say that, but, you know. If we have 60 times over a year, I'd fuck you for an hour. Okay. One second twice a month. Oh, I guess 60 seconds is still an hour. Okay. Yeah, I mean, but I don't know. For me, it's like, I want to have the orgasm and the time it takes at the time it takes. I mean, I know. Yeah, but everyone's different. Everyone's different. I mean, in all fairness, men lead a more difficult sexual life. They really do. I agree. Women get to control if you're going to have sex. True. Plain and simple. Okay. Two, a woman will sit there and go, oh, his dick's too small. Oh, he came too quick. We don't get, we're just happy to get sex. Yeah. I mean. Yeah. That's true. I mean, it's plain and simple. Men, you know. Simple creatures. Especially in the swinger world. Mm-hmm. You know, basically we sit there and go, she's a sweet looking woman. You know, she's a sweet woman. She's, you know. She might not be, you know, Selma Hayek. Right. But I'll close my eyes and she is. You know, or whatever. You know, women get to be a little more picky. Women are a lot more picky. No, women control sex. Women control the world. They just don't know it yet. No, they just don't know it? Mm-hmm. But you do. Yeah, women are definitely more picky. It all boils down to the man's penis. That's where the brain is. That's what we say. He thinks with a small head. Yeah. I'm a man. I admit it. I don't know. I've said that before. You know, a couple with a great sexual relationship is the happiest. Yeah. When you go a long period of time without sex, you know, your wife says, I need to take the trash out. They may do it, but in their head, they're like, fuck you. Take out yourself. But you know what? You start giving him sex. If that guy's getting sex every couple days, you sit there and go, Oh, honey, I need your left arm. Can you cut it off? Sure, honey. It's the truth. It's the honest truth. Men that are, all the guys I know, the happiest ones are the ones with the most active sex life. They might not be happy about what their wife asks them to do or what they're expected to do. They do it because they're getting sex. It's like, yeah, she wanted me, you know. So men are whores, huh? They don't do anything. I'll do it for sex. She wants me to go over and cut her mom. I hate her mom, but you know what? I've been getting it three times a week. I'm not going to mess that up. I'm going over and cut the fucking lawn. I'm going over and cut the fucking lawn. Yeah, that's the truth. Men are simple creatures. We are. Women, some women understand it, but they don't utilize it. You know? And we need to have some firewood cut, too. I just cut up a bunch. I haven't gotten any, so shut up. You owe me. I do owe you. Tomorrow I got 50 bags of I better be sucking your dick. I better. I get to the top of the steps. You better open your mouth. I'm not going to do that tonight. I better suck a mean dick tonight if I want those bags of pellets. You know, I don't know which of the seven dwarfs it is. It's in the dwarf family. Sometimes it's sleepy. No, your dick is not sleepy. It's spitty. All right, so that was a discussion. Yeah. Info at hotwifepodcast.com. Love to hear from you. Let us know your thoughts on orgasm control, men or women or both or whatever you might identify as. We've been hearing from our friend, my favorite cookie. Oh. You know, he is living the cuckold life. Mm-hmm. He told me that his neighbor, he bumped into and was talking to her. She hasn't had sex in like five years. Whoa. And I said, I said, dude, sounds like she's making you an offer. And he's like, well, I'm a cuckold, remember? It's like, you know, you can take a break from cuckolding and just have sex. Yeah. Yeah. He says, he found out she has something. He says, I said, run. Uh-oh. Yeah. Something that makes you burn, burns when you pee. So. Uh-huh. So I said, stay away from her. She's had it for five years? I guess she got it and then stopped having sex. I don't know. I don't know the whole story. That's fine. But he's living his cuckold life, man. He's got friends. He's watching his ex eat her boyfriend's ass and a bunch of stuff going on there. You have not forwarded those emails to me. No, I haven't. You forwarded the one from Jay, you know, out there. Did you answer her? I've been too busy working. But yeah, she's still with her, you know, her friend. And, you know, sex is hotter than ever. God bless her. You know, I mean. Yeah. She said she's still having fun with him. I think with her, I believe there's an age difference. There's definitely an age difference and he's got a lot of energy and she's just loving it. She told me stories like she'll wear a short skirt and he'll just bend her over and just fuck her over the kitchen table. That's why I stop wearing short skirts. Because I bend you over and fuck you over the kitchen table. I was in front of you. I couldn't tell if it was you or somebody else. I could have been somebody else. With these legs and a short skirt. Oh, I'm telling you. I'm just a walking sex advertisement. You are rocking that world, you are. It's not fair. And it's so not fair. But I'm just glad that people can be honest with themselves and their desires. And as long as everybody's, like we said before, everybody's consenting and on board and all this other stuff. and that they're able to experience it and be true to themselves, whether it's being cuckold or whatever you're into. And nobody looks at you like you're a freak. And that was one thing that Allie was bringing up when she talked to her vanilla friends about her desires. They're like, oh, they're into this and that. They're such a freak. And she got like, I get it. Without telling that she's a freak. Yeah, exactly. And she's like, you just stop talking. You just stop talking. The other thing. Tomorrow, I'll be putting up the new Fifty Shades of Pleasure magazine, the free. And it is a Halloween version. It's a Halloween-themed issue. Halloween-er. Halloween-y. And you've seen it. What do you think? It really looks great. It looks awesome. I like it. Probably by noon tomorrow will be the new issue at FiftyShadesOfPleasure.com. Check it out. It's free. Tell your friends. It's all kinds of like spooky recipes. Sorry. Not all kinds. No, there's two? Two? Just a couple drinks. Just a couple drinks. Okay, I saw the pictures from it. There's just different things about role-playing horror stories and blindfolds and my dog's giving Donna kisses. It almost sounds like Donna's masturbating, but she's not. I can't open my mouth. My dog's kissing me. Stop. Anyway, so check out what and where and who Donna is doing. That's almost obscene. Her kisses. Yeah. Very intrusive for a dog. Yeah. She is intrusive. But check out who, what, where, and when Donna is doing. A hotwife. Donnalyn.com. I'm posting tomorrow for sure since I'm a day off. Also, feel free to email us with questions, comments, statements. If you want to write for the magazine, I also, next month will be another Swinger magazine. We're going to make Fifty Shades of Pleasure be more what it was originally meant to be, a BDSM magazine. Right. And we're going to have a new one called The Swinger's Journal that's going to be basically just about swinging. Sounds like fun. Yeah, more work for me. Yeah, of course. But anyway. So again, thank you all for listening. And again, our numbers are growing back to where they were, which is very flattering. And so again, I want to thank everyone and stay horny. Have a great night, everybody.