Taboo Desires: Donna's Erotic Confessions

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Speaker1: This program contains strong sexual content. No one under the age of 18 is permitted to listen to or download this podcast in any manner. The host, guest, and performers are all over the age of 18. Rebroadcasting the podcast in any manner is strictly prohibited without the written consent of the owners of the Hot Wife podcast. The commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its host or guest and does not reflect that of the opinion of Hot Wife. podcast owners, agents, or representatives. This podcast is not meant to be taken as professional advice. Spill the tea, baby. Hello, everybody. This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. I'm, of course, accompanied by my wonderful husband, Vince, who's on the other side of the room, and he's doing all the technical stuff. All the technical shit. Yeah, okay. I'm just sitting here with my fucking voodoo doll for snow. Fucking shit won't end. It seems like it. We just haven't had a lot of snow in kind of a long time. Now we got some snow and it seems like it's a lot. It's been snowing all fucking day. Yeah, it would stop and then it would start and yeah, it's on and off. It's the 50s. I know. It's not right. It snowed yesterday. Got three inches yesterday. Today we're probably five, six on top of that. Yeah, I was. I hate anything that's bigger than I am. I'm not even going to go there. That's my problem. There we go. Well, I don't know which one we're jealous of. The three inches we had yesterday, the six inches we had today. Yes. Okay. Collectively, I hate them all. Collectively, I hate them. Yeah, this, I mean, the cold's bad enough. The snow's just an insult. Yeah, my, I, yeah, my, our one day off from work, I don't want to be spending it shoveling. You didn't. I did. Yes, you did. I was editing videos and stuff. I was out there with the shovel and the snowblower. But that's not what I want to do. Yeah, you poor thing. I'm sorry. Hating life. That's okay. All on firewood up. Don't anyone call me lazy. You're not lazy. Not even a little bit. Sure. I would never say that to your face. Never to my face. And I respect that. That's great. Oh, there you go. Thank you. It makes me feel so much better. Wow. So, did we kind of sit down without a topic? No. I have a little surprise for you. Oh, all right, baby. Let's turn the microphones off. You want me to clear some space over here behind my desk? I can come right over there and, you know, kneel down. You can come right over here. I can make you come over there, too. I can make you come anywhere you want. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you very much. No, actually, I have a hot date planned for next Sunday. For me? Oh, right. Well, you can go on a hot date. You're allowed. I know. Actually, I have Jay once. She's bugging me. Oh, I know. She's been hounding you. She's been like... Come on, Vince. Between work and the snow, it's just like. I mean, it's been a couple weeks ago we had snow. I'm going to get back to the hot topic. Hold on. A couple weeks ago we had snow on a Sunday. It's like, it's my fucking day off. You know, I don't, I got to talk to God. You have a bone to pick with him? Or the universe, depending what you believe in. Talk to the universe. Whatever. Somebody doesn't like me somewhere. Well. Anyway. So you have a hot date. Yes, actually. Well, I haven't told you about it, But actually, it was originally supposed to be for today. Well, that got sidetracked. See, you should hate the snow, too. I do. I'm kind of like that. You could have been getting six or so inches yourself. Or more. Or more, whatever. I don't know. Who's a hot date with? I'm not going to tell you. Come on. It's going to be a surprise. You'll see the... Well, you know who it's with, right? I hope so. Okay, so it's not a surprise for you. Okay. Oh, we're having a hot date. Oh, my God. Do I know you? Okay. So, all right. I thought we were supposed to, you know, safety first and all that stuff. So, yes, I do know who it is. And yes, we've been talking about this on and off. I thought it'd be fun to... I mean, you have a... A few of your playmates have asked you about hot dates. Yes. You know? Yeah, but it's just... It's one of them? Maybe. Okay, well, good for you. Maybe not. Whatever. All right. Might be a new one. I knew. I mean, I played with him before, but I never... I've been on a hot date with him before. Wow. So things are still up in the air, whether we're going back to... Who's Place? Maybe we'll go back to His Place and I'll send you like sexy pictures or something. Well, that's always a hot thing. I love that. Yeah, I know you love that. So we'll see where it goes. See what's available. See what the weather's fucking about. Yeah, this weather is very unsexy. What can I tell you? So it was supposed to be today. Yeah, it was. We were like just, you know, I texted him yesterday. I'm like, this is not happening. We're getting more snow and I just, I'd rather be safe. Well, safe and sorry. Yeah, safe and dead. Don't need anyone getting in a car. Exactly. Just for a piece of ass. Is it worth it now? It depends on the ass. I don't think so. But yeah, I mean, I've never been on a hot date with this younger man. So I'm hoping that, yeah. And I know that he's good for several rounds. So that should be fun. Look at you. I know. How about it? I better take my vitamin B. Cream filled donut, aren't you? Yeah. I better take my vitamins. You know, those younger guys. You know, they're pretty frisky sometimes. That's pretty good. Yeah, I think it'll be fun. It'll definitely, you know, be something I can enjoy for an afternoon or so. You know, get to relax. Yeah. You know, have some fun. Take your... And again, tell me something like... I think I know the answer, but I'm going to ask a name for those listening. Okay. So, I mean, you play with a lot of different guys. Not a lot. You have a handful. Oh, thousands. Well, you know, I mean... I am slutty after all. What breaks the plane of a lot? A hundred? Two hundred? I don't know. A day? A day. That's a busy, busy day. Well, you know. Oh, God. What was I going to say now? I don't know where you're going with this. I'm in so much pain. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Wow. Really, a brain fart. Yeah, okay. You can tell this is unscripted. Otherwise, I would just fucking read it. Well, you're going back to I have several playmates or many playmates, hundreds of playmates. That's where this was going. I don't know where you're going after that. I really am. Was this something like maybe what I like about with these playmates that I've gotten to go at hot dates with or I played with? Oh, no. Okay. Don't break my thought. Do you find it more sexually gratifying, like the hot dates, because it's not in front of the camera? You don't have to worry about angles and all that shit. You're just having fun. You don't have to be cognitive, like, okay, where's the camera so I can make sure I don't block the view or something? So does it tend to be more relaxed and more erotic for you? A little bit. See, it was actually worth me figuring that out. Yeah, that's a very good question and or comment. Yeah, yes and no, because I'm also, I do a lot of the editing too, so I enjoy watching the footage afterwards. So if I'm in the mix, I can enjoy it in the moment, but I don't get a chance to go back and revisit it like I have in the past with other gentlemen. So there's a pro and a con, pro that I can just, you know, do what I want to do and not worry about it. anything and just have fun, but the con is I don't get a chance to revisit it later on, which is fun. That's why I like watching the videos. I like watching like, oh, wow, that was a big dick spreading me out. How did I do that? Well, not like you can't shoot the next weekend with a guy. Oh, that's true. It'll play snow. It'll fuck that all up. That never happened. Yeah, well, wait till spring. Yeah, I suppose so. No, I mean, it was a question. I mean, I thought it was always something I was like, okay, when she does these hot dates, is it actually more enjoyable because you're not worried about the, you know. Sorry, I had to sneeze. I muted your mic. Oh, thank you. I was like, you knew I was going to sneeze. I saw the face gestures, yeah. I'm going to sneeze. It's like, at that point, I'm like, oh, boy, am I glad we're not videotaping. That's always the case. People would see that and go, who the fuck? Where's the hot date coming? That's like the wrinkly date. What's going on there? You would think like when there's quote unquote no pressure, you know, because again, people who, you know, are only shooting for their own consumption, it's one thing. But when you're shooting, you know, the fun for others, You got to be cognitive of like where the camera is and or cameras and make sure like you know if you're sucking a guy's dick that your hair is not hanging in the way or whatever. But now if you're on a hot date you could just don't worry about it. You just go. No that's true. That's true. And even if we were shooting it for our own consumption I would be kind of annoyed if there weren't the good shots. Sure. I would be annoyed. I'd be like oh what am I doing? Because that's half the fun. is watching it when we're done. I like that. I enjoy that. You know, it's almost like if we don't, if I don't in some way videotape it or document it, it's almost like it didn't happen. What's that? Narcissist? Thank you. You're such an ass. No, I mean, I'm, I'm a kind of visual, you know, and I like to, you know, watch and see, you know, What I'm doing? What I'm doing? Again, this is actually a topic you and I have never talked about. Oh, we never talked about, okay. No. Okay, what's that? I mean, do you have any interest, like while we're messing around, to watch porn? Not yours, but others. Do you get as aroused watching others' porn as you do your own? If it's, I know it's real, maybe, but then it's something else I have to concentrate on. It's not a stunt dick where it collapses and isn't it going in? Bottle Jergens? Oh, he didn't come. Bottle Jergens. Oh, I... No, probably not because a lot of it is stage. Although there is that one couple... Well, if you get amateur stuff and try to get it as amateur as you can get, would you find that as or more erotic than watching what you shoot? Probably equal. Okay. Because I know what I was feeling when I was doing it. So that's arousing to me, of course. But watching other people, like amateur, yeah, that's kind of fun. But I guess for you, is it maybe when you see the angles of what you went through that you didn't see, is that what makes it more erotic? Yeah, actually. Like if you're on top of a guy, you can't see the back view. Right, oh my God. Of you going up and down on him or his dick in your ass, you can't see that. No. You feel it, obviously. But you don't see it. Actually, me being on top, and you're right, I don't see it while I'm actually doing it. But then when I watch the video, I can really see it. Oh, that's very erotic. That's very erotic. It's almost like I can, I go right back to the sensation I had when I was riding him, you know, whether he's in my pussy or my ass. And if I had a, maybe I had like a, you know, when it was jeweled butt plugs in my ass. And then, you know, then I'm riding him and how tight my pussy gets with that freaking butt plug too. So, no, that's very erotic. That's probably why that's one of my favorite positions. Not only is it really enjoyable being on top because I have control, I can, you know, I can come on top of his cock because he, you know, he kind of like rubs against my clit, which is very, very erotic, very stimulating for me. And then, then watching it later on. Oh, it's a double whammy. I guess the creme de la creme would be riding somebody and watching that video. Didn't you do that Big Macs? There was somebody, we actually shot a video of you and them, you and him, fucking. Oh, you know. But you were watching the porn you guys had shot. I think that was. I don't know where that is. Yeah, I think that was a Big Mac. That's old footage. I'm sure it's very old footage. That's very old footage. Yeah, I figure it was before we got to this house, so it's at least 10 years old. At least 10 years old, sure. I think I found a couple of those older videos just somewhere in a file. I was like, oh, who's, oh, Big Macs. All right, that was fun. But yeah, that would be a whole lot of fun, you know, because you're watching it and having this sensation. I think that's why I really liked, back when I was way, way young, I'm talking like college, and I was with an old And we had this old style vintage dresser that had the mirrors that would on. They were on kind of. Oh, okay. The hinges. The hinges. And we would line them up and we wedged like a belt or something in there. So we got just the right angle. So when I was on top of him. Put a pulley system so you could adjust it. Yeah, you see. It was almost like that. What do they call it? Goldberg. Yeah. Rube Goldberg machine. Rube Goldberg, yeah. Like the mousetrap thing, you know, up and down and pulleys. Yeah. But I could. How did we have that? set up. There must have been two mirrors because I could watch. There must have been a mirror, like a mirror that was on the closet door that was facing me, but I could watch the mirror that was on the dresser so I could watch myself fucking in. If that was today with our multi-camera setup we have, you could actually just have a TV up and as I flip through the views, you'd be seeing it. Oh, well, that was a cool thing when we were set up in the bedroom. And we had the monitor up that was the TV. And we could watch ourselves. Oh, that was really erotic. I really, really liked that. The only thing is, you could tell in the video that we're watching the monitor. Wow, that looks so hot. But it did. It was very erotic. Yeah, I don't care. It's like, it's real. It was real. Even the guys, some of the guys that were like, oh, I don't think I'm going to like this. They really got into it. Like, oh, man, I just love watching my dick going in and out of your pussy or, you know, whatever. You're blocking their view, so now they get to see. Get out of the way, you're blocking the view of my dick. You're blocking the view, yeah. You know, we had all those cameras set up, and now we have the newer system that you could, you know, you could just use the iPad, right, and you just go from. Yeah, just switch through the cameras, yeah. Yeah, that's kind of cool. So there's never, or I won't say never, there's rarely a bad view, because if we move and you're blocking something, you can switch to. If I set my cameras up right, I just switch to a view that gets the better. Yeah, and it's nice. And my playmate and I can just have fun and not worry about it so much. And we still have fun and create very erotic content. So it's like a win-win. I really enjoyed that. That was fun. That was a lot of fun. So it's one of the younger guys, huh? Yes. Oh, come on. Most of the guys I'm with are younger. I'd say like 90%. Yeah, easily. I would say there's... Well, you used to have pretty decent, stable guys that were your age or older. No, not really. You did, but they've kind of tapered off. You had the one guy who was a realtor. Yes, okay, he was older. Yeah. I think he's the only one that was- I give kudos to that guy, man. Oh, yeah. You know, he had a big schwanz. Yeah, he did. And he was- And he had stamina. He had stamina. Yeah. So he was probably in his 70s, definitely. Pushing it, at least, yeah. I would say, yeah, I feel safe saying he was in his 70s. Oh, yeah. Yeah, definitely. He was very virile for a man in his 70s. Yeah, he was. Yeah, he had some stamina and length and girth. Yeah, he was, yeah. I should really reach out to him because he was certainly a lot of fun. Yeah, you should. It's been a long time. It's been a couple years. It's been a couple years. He had some medical issues. Yeah, so maybe he's... He's still on the SOS. Oh, okay. I think he did tell me that a few weeks ago. Yeah, she reached out her profile a few times. Yeah, she reached out and say hi and see how he's doing and all that. Yes, she should. Yeah, that was certainly a lot of fun. So you're going to go out and do a lunch dinner thing? I'll probably lunch. Okay. Probably lunch and then go back to his place and, you know, have some fun there. Maybe I'll remember to take some video or pictures I send you. Yeah, if you do, great. If you don't, no biggie. You know, I get, I feel like it kind of like. Hampers it. Yeah, it does. Don't worry about it. No. I'll do my best. Maybe just set the phone up, you know. Just set it up. Just have your fun. I'd rather hear about it. I'd rather not hamper your fun. Right. I'd rather you have your fun and then tell me about it later. Ah, that's true. I understand that. So that'll be fun. Now as long as the weather is good and everything is honky-dory. Yeah, I don't have my phone with me. Now I don't have mine either. I look mine upstairs. I was going to look up the weather for next Sunday. You don't. I don't want to be disappointed. Well, you don't. Between now, I mean, it's a week away. So anything can happen. Sure. Yeah, they can say it's going to be sunny in 70 and all of a sudden we get a foot of snow. I know. It's the only job I know that has no responsibility. No liability. I know. It's like, oh, tomorrow's going to get five foot of snow. Oh, sorry, sunny in 70. I know. Oh, it's going to be sunny in 70 tomorrow. Oh, we got a foot of snow. Oh, well, I was wrong. Everybody talks about the weather. Nobody does anything about it. That's right. Because you can't. So there you go. Yeah. But I think we'll be doing a little bit more shoveling tomorrow. Yeah, I have so much fun. So is there anything special you want to do with this young gentleman? Well, I know there's going to be like multi, we'll probably go a couple rounds because he's younger and I just want to, I want to drain him, if you know what I mean. Sure. I want to. Lucky guy. You know, and I, I think the last time we were together, I don't think I did, I let him do anal or we just didn't, I don't know what the, remember why, but maybe we just didn't get to it. I don't know Right. Come again. So to speak. I don't know. No, you can use it as lube in the other hole. That's true. That's very true. So I don't know how this is going to go. But we did not do anal last time, so I definitely think that'll be fun. You know, like maybe we'll do the kind of thing where I'm riding him and like slip him out of my pussy and slide him into my ass and see if he notices the difference. Usually they do. They're like, oh, this is different. It's a little tighter. It's a little tighter. Not drastically. Oh, you're such an ass. Fuck you. Actually, in all fairness, you haven't been playing a lot, so things are probably a little cinched up. Yeah, a little cinched up. So we'll see. He may not even fit. Who knows? That will make him feel good. You were talking about a guy's ego boost. Yeah, my cock's so big, I couldn't fit in. Yeah, I'll definitely have to wear, you know, wear a butt plug for a little while. Okay. You know, maybe while we're out to lunch. I just hope that, you know, if I sit down and see you hear this clunk. What the heck? That sounds like metal hitting a wooden chair. I don't know what that was. I think a screws loose on the chair. And I won't be using that, the blinking one because that, you know, wear leggings and you bend over and you see this thing blinking. Yeah, that's kind of sexy. Let everybody else know that, you know. Yeah, I don't know where we're going out to eat. I want to be somewhat discreet. It's not like we're going to a swinger club or anything. Why don't you go to like some church's chicken barbecue or something? Yes, that's what we're going to do. Pancake breakfast. Oh, definitely. That's what I want to do. St. Minus, whatever. That's terrible. You're going to wear something sexy under whatever you're wearing? Haven't thought about that yet? No, I haven't gotten that far. I'm trying to decide. The weather just hampers everything. I can't wear like a little sundress with a cute little thumb. Well, you can. Yeah, no. It's not good for the weather. You still have to wear like boots and leggings and, you know. So I guess underneath I can wear something, you know, lacy and sexy. I got some nice brown panty sets that are really kind of sexy. Do you let him undress you or do you undress yourself? I usually end up undressing him. Well, that was the next question. Yeah. It depends on how lithe he is with getting my bra off. Some of the younger guys, they get caught on the hooks in their bra. They're like, oh, I don't know how to do this. So he'll probably undress me to a certain degree. We'll see. We'll see how. Now will his mom be home and upstairs? Mom, leave me alone! I'm trying to bang an older woman, Mom. Oh, my God. I'm not even going to. You just ruined it for me. You just ruined it for me. You know, it would really suck if I was older than his mom. Wait till we're done, Mom. Then we'll have sandwiches. We just went out to eat. Oh. No, Mom, we don't want cookies. Oh, my God, no. Okay, not that young? Not that young. Okay. That would not be right. That would kind of just take the whole window. Yeah, it sure would. It just went from sexy to not. To creepy. It went from sexy to creepy. Creepy goes, son, you want your dad's help down there? That is creepy. That just goes wrong real quick. That's just wrong. It's my basement. I get to say what goes on. What? No. Let me show you how to do it, son. Oh, that's terrible. Your mom gave up on this years ago. Let me show you. See if I still remember, son. No, he's younger. Not younger. He's just younger. Yeah, younger. Okay. He is younger. Of course, at my age, if he's 50, he's younger. I'm 59. I'm younger. Yeah, you're younger than me, so it's not. Want to go upstairs, mess around with the younger guy? Yeah, younger guy. Is your mom going to call, too, and see? That would just ruin it, wouldn't it? My mom's across the state, and she can't climb steps, so we're safe. She's not coming in with cookies anytime soon. Better not. That would damage me more than I am. You're already so damaged. Oh, my God. Let's not even get into that. That's a whole other show. Yeah. That's a four-part series. Yeah, we don't have that much time, and therapists, There's not that many therapists to help you, dear. No, they've kind of given up on me. I would imagine. Yeah. You're writing books about it. Probably lots of books. And movies, too. The movie's a horror movie. Yeah. Probably. So, anyway. All right. I mean, that's what I have planned. We'll see what happens. You know, every time we talk about this on air, then, you know, something's going to happen. Remember all the, like, we're having, like, all these, like, really hot people we're supposed to get together with. Oh, I know. And every time we talk about it, we're all excited about it. It's like, meh. It's just kind of like. Yeah, it doesn't happen. It doesn't happen. So I don't want to jinx myself. I really didn't want to talk about this because I was afraid it wasn't going to happen. You know? But so we'll see what happens. It should be fun either way. Yeah. I'm trying to see if this computer here doesn't have it. I wanted to see what they had for weather. Oh, aren't you sexy talking about weather? Well, I don't like to brag. I know. But yeah, that's my plans for next weekend. All right. Nice. That should be fun. Technically. Technically, okay. What will be next Monday's podcast will be you potentially filling us in on how the hot day went. Yes. Okay. We'll see. Well, it's either going to be an erotic time or a disappointing time. Right. All right. Well, we'll find out. Yes. Hey, before I forget, I didn't want to forget this. I wanted to wish a very, very happy, sexy birthday to our buddy Wayne. Am I allowed to do that? Wayne is getting old. Oh, don't tell him that. That's not nice. He knows it. But yes, I don't know the exact date of his birthday, but happy birthday, Wayne. I hope you get- It is. What? What's today's date? I don't have my glasses on. I have no idea. Hold on, old fart time. My watch is buried. Okay, so we're actually recording this on the 18th. His birthday is the 19th. Oh, so it's tomorrow. So when he listens to this, hopefully he listens to this tomorrow, it will be his birthday. So Wayne, I know you didn't get what you wanted for your birthday. I'm going to leave it at that. Leave it at that. But dude, happy birthday. Aw. Damn. I have a funny feeling I know what he would want for his birthday. Well, he's got a long list. A long list. What they're saying for next Sunday in our area, partly sunny with a chance of snow, with a chance of flurries. Okay, flurries. High. Oh, heat wave. You can wear just a thong bikini. Oh, so it must be a 40s? 18. Are you smart ass? 18 degrees? That's what it tells me here. Oh my God. A low of 15, a high of 18 next Sunday. Oh, this is going to suck. Well, you know. Get to get warm, rub some thighs together. Or something like that. Yes, but we'll have to do. But, yeah. Oh. Do the best we can do with what we got, right? Well, you know, I mean, you know, you're going to be close, so you have, you know, body heat and friction. That's true. Lots of body heat. So it should be fun. It should be a lot of fun, so. Yeah, I mean, you know, it's going to pump some hot stuff in you. I'm hoping, or in me, on me. On me, whatever. So. Hey, if you want to reach out to us, always look forward to that. Info at hotwifepodcast.com. And I am going back to the magazine format. So look on February 1st for 50shadesofpleasure.com. Going back to the magazine format. I'm just having a hard time doing the blog. I like being more creative. Right. You know, since I lay out the articles, write the articles, all that stuff. The blog is like kind of blah. Yeah, it doesn't excite me. So I'm getting back into laying out the articles and making it, as you saw some of them today. Yeah, I saw some. You know? And with that, the new layout, with the new software I'm using, I can actually use very sexy photos that I couldn't use before. Oh. We're talking nudity. We're talking potential penetration. Oh, dare we dream. Yeah. So the software didn't let you do that? No. This is software that I'm self-hosted. I don't have to upload it to somebody and they convert it and then so I can do what I want with it. So we are going to have some very sexy stuff. We might be able to put some of, shoot some new pictures of you. Oh boy. And put them in there. Oh, that's a little scary right there. I think so, but you know, Halloween's around the corner. So check that out. You want to see who, what, where and what Donna's doing? at hotwifedonnalyn.com. I've been posting quite a bit today and finding, you know, videos. And I think that for some reason just fell through the cracks. I don't know how that happened. And if he listens, our favorite cookie. He's always telling us how much he loves us and everything. We appreciate that. That's nice. I do like cookies. his desires and helped him achieve them, you know, being a cuckold? Actually, there was a, when I was on, can I say what platform I was on? Does it matter? I was on one of my OnlyFans, I think is my free one. There's a guy there who's a cuck and he's like, what do you want me to do? And, you know, I'm like, I'm not. Pay my bills. Yeah, I'm never sure how to respond to that. I'm never, that's not my fetish. Sure. And I'm, I want to, I would like to experience some of those things with him, but I'm never sure what he's looking for. Well, okay, if he's a cuckold, what are you? I'm never sure of that term. Uncocked? Are you the cuck? I don't know. Well, ask him. Well, I think I'd be more dominant. I'd be definitely more dominant. What kind of direction should I be leading you in? Well, as a dominant person, I'd be telling him what direction is. But you need to know. If you don't know, you have to sit there and go, listen, this is new to me. I'm willing to experiment with you. Right, right. What would you, give me a general direction. Give me some boundaries. Right, right. Otherwise, I'm going to have to paint the house. I mean. That would excite me. Why? We have siding. Okay, paint the studio. Okay, I got that, yeah. Yeah, I've got to talk to you about that. Yeah, I know, you're looking at the walls. It needs to be painted desperately. Spackled. Spackled, painted. Yeah, we're going to do that. Burned down, rebuilt. Oh, no. Which is not sexy, but I would find it very arousing. Oh, yeah, spackle that. And then he reaches out and jerks off. Send it smooth, bitch. Send it smooth. And now he jerks off on the wall. There it is. There's your spackle. Clean that the fuck up. I want you to lick it up. That's like, oh. Cool. Hold on, just jogged a memory here. He said the one thing he really, really wanted to do, his little fantasy, was to have me get cream-pied by a BBC, and then he wanted to lick it up. So yeah, that's his, that was one of his things he mentioned. But the rest of it, I'm, like I said, it's really not my. As long as it's his fantasy, it sure as hell ain't mine. Yeah, there are a lot of them that have all kinds of fantasies. Okay, there's nothing wrong with that. No, of course not. It's just not really my fetish. It's not in my wheelhouse. I'm not opposed to it. I just never had the ability or the occasion for that to happen. But there are guys that are definitely into that. Who knows? It might be something you start exploring you enjoy. Yeah, I wouldn't have a problem with it as long as everybody is. You sure as hell boss me around a lot. I don't boss you around. No, no, ma'am, you don't. Shut up, I don't. Yes, you're right, ma'am. Oh, shut up. Sorry, ma'am. Don't beat me. Massage my feet. Look what time it is, jeez. I know, exactly. Okay, enough nonsense from you, mister. Again, want to thank everyone who listens. Again, if you check out, if you go to our website, you'll see there's There's a link on there for our... I forgot the name of it, but it's like fan club kind of thing. Oh, oh. That you can pay $4.99 a month if you want. And you will get to listen to the podcast without any commercials. That's kind of nice. So, yeah. Not to mention the two bucks we get out of it. Bies us a cup of coffee. Maybe. Woo-hoo. Yeah, maybe. Not any place I go to, but yeah. Yeah, you're right. a cup of coffee, wouldn't even buy a cup of coffee. No, but we appreciate it. It's Supporters Club. A Supporters Club? Okay. Yes. So Athletic Supporters Club. Okay. But so, you know, if that's something you would like to do, we'd appreciate it. We'd appreciate it for sure. Yeah. And with that, I'm going to say stay horny. Oh, have a good night, everybody. 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