In a podcast episode of the Hot Wife podcast, Donna Lynn and her husband Vince discuss various topics related to the swinger lifestyle. They mention previous and upcoming guests on the show, including sex expert Susan Bratton and Dr. Elliott. The main focus of the conversation is the use of symbols and signs to identify swingers. They talk about color-coded Luffas, as well as the symbolism of Pompous Grass and garden gnomes. The hosts express skepticism about the accuracy of these symbols and share their own experiences with them. The conversation is light-hearted and casual, with the hosts sharing their personal opinions and anecdotes.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/hot-wife-podcast-and-the-swinger-lifestyle--5343522/support. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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this program contains strong sexual content no one under the age of 18 is permitted to listen to or download the podcast in any manner the host guest and performers are all over the age of 18 rebroadcasting this podcast in any manner is strictly prohibited without the written consent of the owners of the hot wife podcast the commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its host or guest and does not reflect that of the opinion of the hot wife podcast owners agents or representatives this podcast is not meant to be taken as professional advice hi this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast where we discuss all the good the bad and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle hello everybody this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast of course i'm here again with my wonderful husband vince yep there he is hey hey buddy i get the microphone closer to you yeah that's fine i'm good still on our kitchen table it'll it's fine it's fine we'll get there so what are you drinking tonight a lot i'm back pain it's it's winter time i am drinking heaven's door a bob dylan oh this is bob dylan's bourbon yes very good wow good stuff i've uh i'm surprised become one of my newer favorites got a slight sweet note to it and uh very i enjoy it yeah good i'm doing rum and coke i'm so predictable and boring i know you have like i'm in the mood for this today i'm gonna drink this because i'm in the mood for that and i'm pairing it with something you're so sophisticated to me i'm like i just want to catch a buzz rum and coke please or a beer well it's the same thing for me it's just like okay how expensive a buzz do i want to get they want to go for 19.99 buzz or do i want to go for 39.99 buzz you know yeah but you like well you know might be smoking a cigar, so I might use this bourbon with it.
Or, you know, I'm just sipping, so I want like a real sipping bourbon. I almost sound like I'm complex. Yeah, not like me. I'm just like, I want to catch a Buzz, rum and Coke, please. That's it. I'm really not that complex. Yeah, you are. You like the fruitier stuff, but that goes during the summer in the pool. Yeah, I go through seasons. The fruity stuff. I like fruity. Something with a little coconuts. Or big coconuts. Banana. Banana and coconuts. Big banana and some coconuts. That's summertime. Then it's like rum and coke is like winter. With five inches of snow out there.
It's kind of tough to think tropical. Yeah, I can't think tropical. You know, I like the darker beers in the winter. And I don't mind IPAs. IPAs are like more summery because they're that citrus. But yeah, but I'm not as complex as you. I just, whatever. Where are you putting it in front of me? People who know me would not say I'm complex, but okay. Yeah, well, when it comes to drinking, you are. Enough of that. That's not what I mean.
I can'm going with that topic but yeah i put people to sleep no that's that's cool hey we had a great show last show oh my god with susan susan was amazing um she was bratton b-r-a-t-t-o-n yes who is a um sexpert yeah she calls herself a sexpert something i don't know what she calls up but she's knowledgeable um check her out uh susan bratton b-r-a-t-t-o-n um if you didn't hear the last show you got to hear it um she's really insightful with um her her premise is she wants to change just having sex actually making love and bringing them getting the most most pleasure you can get out of with your partner or partners.
She also wants to help you enjoy your orgasms more. I'm all for that. I didn't know why there was a ceiling on this. Yeah, we can enjoy it exactly. There are people, I think, according to your mindset at that moment or whatever, again, how much are you really into it? Again, if you're thinking about, like, oh, my God, we've got to squelch it because the kids are in the next room. Yeah, yeah. Oh, seriously. I mean, it takes away from it. You know, if you're someplace, you know, and again, if you're in a hotel room, you're like, oh, man, I want people next door. I don't want them to know.
Right, right. You don't want to be somebody knocking on your door. You know, there are things that could happen in your life that you could take away from the quality of your orgasm. Sure. It makes sense. So it's sad. I mean, orgasms are such fun. So much fun. I agree. They taste good and they're less filling.
so it's sad i mean orgasms are such fun so much fun i agree it tastes good and they're less filling so it's the perfect diet for men and women no carbs no carbs no cows all protein it's calorie burning oh yeah calorie burning so um yeah and uh so then the next show we're doing this week is going to be, um, I can't think of the gentleman's name. He's a doctor and, um, he's going to be calling in to us. It's okay. Um, he is a, um, he has a product and everything else. A, uh, is this Dr. Elliot? I think it is. Yes. Dr. Elliot. I don't remember his first name. I think that's his name, yeah.
He has a cock ring for all intents and purposes to help a man not only achieve better orgasms, but help with ED. Really? And supposedly even helps with heart health. Get out. So we're going to talk to him next show and find out more about that. You know, I'm hoping that cock rings come in smaller sizes.
I think we're going to get a dozen of them well you might wear them you have any boyfriends that need them no okay just checking they might wear out yeah let's pretend um they dry rot first um that's not true so anyway um but uh so so i saw something interesting the other day online just by chance that is where we came up with today's topic they were talking about especially in reference to the villages down in florida and because that's only i mean i've never seen this or heard of this before is how they use um now there's a lot of different terms for these things they're called loofahs they're called scrungies they're called yeah there's like little plastic meshy things like you wash dishes your body yeah or whatever they're like a puff and apparently down there in the villages in Florida dishes your body yeah or whatever like a puff a body puff yeah and apparently down there in in the villages in florida they use their color-coded and are signs that if someone has them around and about um symbols that symbolize that they're one a swinger right two what kind of a swinger they are so with that in mind i said well are there other things other than obviously the upside down pineapple that people um use a symbology for calling out they're a swinger well along with those uh the loofah scrunchies that they have um let me see here well there, there's a bunch of different things.
Yeah, there's a bunch of, like if it's white, then you're not, it's definitely. Well, we'll get into the scrunchies in itself. Okay. So what's, you know, again, I printed out some stuff for you. Oh, here's one I thought was really strange. The pompous grass is a symbol of being a swinger? Well, it's one of the many things. So, again, we'll go into this in a kind of line of which we're going to talk about. So, some of these things that they call symbology, and again, we can't say it's right or wrong. No, no.
You know, that symbolize that, you know, your neighbors or you know that symbolize that you know your neighbors or you are a swinger you know it it could be i can't say they don't work or don't symbolize that i'm just saying some of them i'm like i've never seen that in our neighborhood i'm pretty convinced i've seen people have this shit and i know they're not swingers yeah so like okay so like one you mentioned that they say is a symbolic of it is this pompous grass is how it's a pompous grass i i'm not sure exactly what it looks like i'm not sure if it's the ones that we have tall with like uh there's the ones with little like we have down there with the little feathers when it yeah it's like a feather up top yeah i think that's pompous grass oh yeah it's perfect for us but i was just reading like briefly did you want me to go into this or we're just gonna cover that one sure it's like they noticed a downturn there must have been like an article written on it and uh there was a downturn on people buying pompous grass in some instances they found out that the sales went up and other time they found out that the sales went down, which I thought was really interesting.
I just don't see how I would see these grasses and go, oh, they're a swinger. No, I'm just thinking, wow, they do some landscaping. Yeah, we use it down by the pool. I mean, down by the pool, it looks great.
We didn't, first of all, they were there when we got here, second of all they look good around the pool yeah i thought so yeah oh crap there was a whole big thing that you know they did we want to say up front so some of the things we're going to talk about that they that this these articles have mentioned that they see us as things to call out people are swingers if you see it don't assume oh my god no i thought and i'm like hi my name is vincent i i saw you guys in pompous grass how about uh you and i tag team your wife what you know yeah it's like yeah it doesn't mean it just because um like there's some other ones i was like really yeah yeah my mom and my mom had some of these in her property oh that'd be interesting no my mom was on a swigger i i there's a there's one on here i want to get into later on that yeah you i know what you're talking about yeah it's like so there's a whole big thing behind that one yeah so i mean so if if the pampas grass became somehow went out there as like oh this means there's a swigger well people and you know people have landscaping you know that aren't they're gonna you gotta rip that out oh my neighbor's thinking that you know yeah there's they were i was just reading here they saw there was like i said a dip um is rumored associated with swingers become so intense that it seemed to have led down a downward turn in the sales of the grass which i think is you think be buying more well not if not if you're swinger people are ripping out yeah if you want to rip it out they said rip that shit out put a pine tree in thank you i'm not a swinger in the uk it was reportedly the variety had dropped off from what one story says and um uh they were selling to uh 550 plants 10 years ago went down like 250 it cut it in half when they started associating it with swingers.
So does that mean that swinging has a negative connotation? Well, if you sat there and said that, you know, that, I don't know, a wooden deck means you want to be a serial killer. People are going to rip that fucking shit out and put in a Trex deck or something. Yeah, exactly. We're having straws here. Right.
But, you know, so some people don't want to be a serial killer yeah i gotta rip that fucking shit out put in a trex deck or something yeah i'm just grabbing straws here right but you know so some people don't want to be associated with that right you know people like well no i just like the way they look i didn't know they were associated with anything and you know the pompous grass you know corporation does not is not trying to say that their product is only for swingers yep oh my god yes i mean that one was like really yeah that one's like how would you associate i don't know first of all it doesn't grow everywhere yeah how would you associate this grass with swing where's the correlation i don't know i mean don't get me wrong we've covered it before but i don't get the upside down pineapple i don't either it's i don't know i don't know where that came from i know because you don't want the fronds up top because when you stick it in someone's ass you don't like no i think the pineapple was originally like a sign of being welcoming and if you just turn it upside down it's like really welcoming i don't know overly welcoming well pineapples back when it used to be in realty right you saw them on like finials and stuff and buildings so when it went upside down it was like Thank you.
I don't know. Overly welcoming. Well, pineapples back when used to be in royalty. Right. You saw them on like finials and stuff and buildings. So when it went upside down, it was like, fuck royally. I'm just guessing. I don't know. Okay. So give me what would be one of the next symbolisms. Symbolic. Symbolism. Another Boondock Saints reference. If you haven't seen it, watch it. Garden gnomes. Garden gnomes. There we go. That's the one I was talking about. My mom had something. Yeah, I know. All kinds of old people have garden gnomes. Retirement communities are just loaded with them.
They're definitely not swingers. Yeah, like I said, my mom had a couple. Yeah, it's like, okay. Yeah, I don't see the... Is it a certain kind of gnome? No, if you have garden gnomes that are all like in an orgy position. Like one's bent over. But here's the sad part. I've only ever seen male garden gnomes. No, they do have some female ones. Do they? I've never seen anyone buying them. I just see the male ones. So it's like... I don't see the correlation at all.
In fact, I'd be very frightened if somebody had garden gnomes whether they're swingers or not garden names like this yeah i mean they're all dressed you know you see someone's like naked garden gnomes okay and if you see a guard gnome you know like those remember years ago they had those uh shapes like of a person like a woman bent over gardening yeah you see a guard gnome up against the back of those, remember years ago, they had those shapes, like of a person, like a woman bent over at gardening. You see a guard gnome up against the back of that. Yeah, sure. The silhouettes, yeah. You know.
Yeah, I wonder if that has any correlation. But now, guard gnomes, I don't get it. I don't understand that one at all. Not everyone in the swinging world's bearded. Well, that's true, too. So, I mean, almost no one I know wears red suspender pants. Yeah, has a little pointy cap and sits out there in your garden. I mean, outside of you, everyone else is taller than it. True. So you and the gnomes get along. Oh, we're like, see eye to eye on things. Exactly. Okay. All right, this next one is the one I can relate to. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. My sister and her husband.
Which aren't swingers. They're not swingers. They're part of the prude party. Absolutely. This is going back 20 years ago, maybe even 30. There was a joke between them and another couple that they would sneak out to each other's houses and load their lawn with pink flamingos. I mean, people would come out and be like, there are all these pink flamingos all over their yard. And they would kind of harass each other by sneaking over there and putting flamingos all over their lawns.
And again, just because it with a competition against another couple we feel about 110 confident that her uptight sister and brother-in-law oh and they're not they're not swingers they're not so uptight right they barely fuck each other yeah it was so when i saw this as being a swinger thing i'm like oh no no no no. But it brought back that whole little few between them. I mean, just because if people might use it as a symbol for swingers, it doesn't mean everybody, A, knows it's a swinger symbol. Or B, cares. They just like it. It's like, oh, it fucks the swingers, you know?
Well, the thing going on back to this story just real quick is like both of them said okay no more pink flamingos you know i don't put them on our yard no you know don't don't be harassing us with the flamingos so the other couple got married and my sister wore to their wedding pink flamingo earrings just to get the last dig in so there's a whole She's a real rebel with that, isn't she? Jesus Christ. That's the last dig, huh? Yeah, that was the last dig. I wore earrings with pink flamingo. She's a real rebel with that, isn't she? Jesus Christ. That's the last dig, huh?
Yeah, that was the last dig. I wore earrings with flamingos. Oh my God, ruined my wedding. She wore pink flamingo earrings. What the fuck was that? But I don't know what the few does. You look like shit. Thanks for coming to my wedding. So I don't know what the flamingos are. I have no idea. I don't know. The only thing I can relate to sexual with that is the pink part. Well, a quick Google search brings up many subreddits discussing the pink bird being a sign that you're part of the community. Huh? Who cares? I guess I mean the swinger community. I guess. I don't know.
I don't see how pink flamingos relate. Well, just a bunch of heavyset women with skinny legs. I guess. I don't know. Or women with long legs? I don't know. I don't know. At the top of the long legs is something pink? I have no idea. I'm just breezing over to see if there's anything that's... Okay. Which one of the next ones?
Oh's another one that could be anybody white landscaping rocks again we have oh come on it's obvious oh i just it's a swinger all over them like we have a whole bunch of river rock down there it's white we mix it up we have river rock we have chipped marble white chipped marble we're just we're advertising we're definitely people drive down the street and go oh my god they're swingers oh my god they got the grasses at their pool they have the white river rock they have the white marble chip walkway oh my god she's such a whore such a whore well yeah she is but that's a whole different story yeah i mean i was like really so that doesn't make sense to me.
And then the one after that makes no sense either. So, like, let's pretend you drive by an elementary school and in the flower beds they have white river rock at the lower part of the plant. It's like, oh, the teachers are all swingers. They're teaching the kids to be swingers. Oh, look, that church has white river rock out there on a walkway oh my god that's a swinger church oh my god like really just they're really stretching on that one yeah i mean even the pineapple thing really in all honesty well it's upside down yeah i'm just saying I don't. Okay.
It has to be something that only the swinger community will relate it to being swingers. They don't want it obvious. It would be like a big giant penis and I don't know why. I don't know. A giant pussy next to it. I want a silhouette of a guy pushing a woman on a swing? That would be obvious. That would be for net swingers. Do you know? That's literal. It's very visual. Well, here's a new symbol. A turtle drinking a beer means swinger. Oh, my God. It has to be obscure. It can't be. Well, just saying it's just like stupid. How about just an S? I don't know. You know?
How about a big 6ix9ine on your house? A big 6ix9ine. Is there house number 6ix9ine? That could be confusing. That could be confusing. All right, what's on the next one? Here's another one. It's very ambiguous. And I just know it. A lot of older people have them. So I know they're all swingers. Adirondack chairs.
Adirondackandoc chairs there you go i can say it adirandoc chairs yeah it's like really most uncomfortable fucking piece of furniture ever made they look cool they look so inviting i sit in them they look comfortable they're not for me no not for you either the butt's down too Your legs are up high. I get it now because you're so uncomfortable. You move from there over to the swing in the trailer park. In the trailer park. Yeah, that's what you do. Yeah, I don't, I don't, and I don't see the correlation because they could be everywhere. Anybody can use them.
It has to be something that calls somebody out that looks like it might be an everyday object but taking the context well i wish we had gotten some background to it is there something that explains like how that came about oh let me see like well the guy who invented the adirondack chair was a swinger so no probably not probably just like no they just made it sounds like if you bought this you know it's like saying oh my god they're eating hot dogs they're swingers i saw cooking hot dogs on the grill and sausage oh my god they're swingers and bisexual because that's what it means with the hot sausage so no maybe the sausage is you like bbc or like a big dick or had to go there didn't you you?
Yeah, I had to go there. Couldn't just go bisexual. No, they're bisexual. Wouldn't they be eating something like clams on a half shell? Oh, my God, they're putting it in a pita. There you go, they're putting it in a pita. See, now that makes sense. And having grilled onions with it. Oh, it's obvious they do filthy things.
If they put green peppers, I'm i'm gonna throw up i don't know i think green peppers would taste pretty good symbology i'm not talking about the way they taste it tastes great but well here they don't have anything they just said um the different colors of the chairs apparently have a hidden meaning well it's like we'll get to these scrungies it's like okay but the whole thing is like based on rumor and uh a quick search will tell you that the the furniture is to lifestyle but it's only conjecture so far that's bullshit is what it is it's a whole rumor of oh you have these chairs you're a swinger like wouldn't it be a sex chair out there wouldn't be a spanking bench i actually think if you have those chairs means you don't have a back problem maybe you would be a swinger if you don't have a back problem more likely to have some fun instead of like oh those things after i sit in them for a while i get up i get older too it's like i can't get the fuck out that little incline i hate that incline why why would you do that yeah and my feet are off the ground.
It's terrible. Your feet are off the ground. Whatever. So many chairs. So many chairs. What's one of the next ones? This one is weird. I don't get it. Black rings on the right hand. Like if you wear rings on your right hand. Especially those new rubber latex rings I guess. I don't know. I have no idea. On your right hand?
On your your right hand a black ring on the right hand could could indicate someone is a swinger and then they must add a picture of it when you got this but um let me see here okay i mean i see people with those black latex rubber rings as a wedding band oh really yeah and i've actually thought about it um for the fact not necessarily black but they come in all camouflaged all sorts of colors because again you can grip something and you're not going to bend the shit out of your ring or cut your finger or get it you know so i mean it's a problem with rings i like rings the problem is you grab stuff or whatever you bend the snot out of your ring so i'm not one of these uh kind of people that doesn't do something physical that i okay so a black ring now is that around your penis well hold on a second um let me see you can wear the jewelry on the finger on your right hand but not the middle as that's as it's sometimes used in the symbol of asexuality what like if you wear the ring on your middle finger that means you're asexual but you have to wear it means you don't need anyone else you just generate you just masturbate a lot or you don't have sex at all oh so you're married something like that yeah okay um they say if you wear the black ring on your right hand if you are out and open to meet other swingers.
If someone is wearing a black... Which finger? Taking notes. Anyone but the middle one, apparently. If anyone's wearing a black ring on their hand, approaches you, start a conversation with them, I see you're wearing a black ring on your right hand and maybe we're in the same club like you have to you have to uh you know make sure like a secret password yeah you know my my vest has no sleeves yeah yeah the chairs against the wall exactly kind of thing oh right yeah yeah i think we're in the same club okay what club is that is there a secret handshake secret handshake, too? I have no idea.
Now you're out of my room. Can you grab each other's penis and shake? Maybe. I think we're in the same club. Now we are. Jesus Christ. Hello, Frisco. Oh, my God. Okay. That's a black ring. Yeah, the black ring on the right hand. Now we're on to the scrungies. Yeah. When I was... I call them scrungie. Yeah. They call them loofahs. Yeah. They call them scrungies. They call them... So many things. They're little bathing puffs that you use. But they say, like, when I was reading things, people would, like, amount them to, like, maybe outside their fence. They mount them on their car.
Yeah, I saw pictures. People had them on the roof. On the roof racks. On their antennas. And again, there's a color coding thing to tell you what kind of swinger you are. Right. White novice and beginners okay which makes sense you're this is telling you what you are not what you're looking for what you are okay like if you have um it's your sexual preferences goes by different colors for different sexual preferences Is there one that is just for Megan Fox? Maybe. Okay.
Like, I'm going gonna put one out there so megan fox sees that she just comes over to me it's like oh you're looking for me yes i am well i'm not sure if this is for what you it seems like it should be for what you are not what you're looking for i think it's a combination it could it's like well if what you're looking you're looking looking for someone that's on the same i'll use the term plane same level same plane so if you put up a white one you're hoping that somebody who's like uh the last one who is you know into all kinds of crazy stuff doesn't yeah reach out to you like i mean after i've read through them it's like there's the ones like you said the white is for beginners because they're looking for people either they're either a looking for beginners right or people that are other beginners like okay hey let's you know we're not ready to jump into the fast lane right we're just on the on-ramp right exactly you know so that makes you know then you have the ones that are like oh no man everything goes bring the kitchen sink oh that's a whole other yeah i'm just saying it's a different color but'm saying, so someone who's like in the fast lane doesn't necessarily want someone on the on-ramp.
Right, exactly. Yeah, we've, I don't know what you would call us, probably in the fast lane. I guess, I don't know. We're kind of open to everything almost. I am. I'm definitely open to Joseph at any. Sure. As long as it's not too aggressive. But again, we're not people that are offended by people on the on-ramp. No, not at all. We actually kind of find it more fun. Right. You know, where there are some people like, oh, I can't be bothered. Yeah, that's kind of rude. Forgetting they came from the on-ramp. Yep. Got to start somewhere. Somewhere.
Okay, the next color is for, well, it would be for you.
Purple, for people who like to watch that's what the voyeurs so i guess they figured maybe i wonder if the colors correspond with what it's for like violet voyeur would would they even i don't get that purple purple violet maybe they correspond the colors to what it actually means like the actual word if you're a voyeur that's violets okay we only have so many colors available all these colors eight colors let's come up with eight different yeah levels but i have to think like okay what color would make sense to go with what characteristic?
You know, I mean, I don't know how they figured that out. Like I said, I think they had to sit there and go, okay, we have how many colors? Because, you know, those things, the loofahs or whatever you call them, don't come in every color. Every color rainbow. So you sit there and go, okay, we have, I don't know, eight colors? How many colors do they have? It says here seven. Seven. Okay, we have seven colors available.
So let's come up with seven different levels of swinging yep yeah so unless you come up with the you know let's say come out with a new color i haven't seen like a lot of these colors i have to go to amazon and see how many colors are available yeah that's interesting because the other color is pink and now i've I'm just going to load my truck up with nothing but the whole fucking mirage of these fucking... Drive around with all these... All these lufus in the back. Wonder what people would be thinking. There's a whole new thing to bed, bath, and beyond. This is beyond, baby. Way beyond.
We were in the bed, we were in in the bath and now we're going to beyond way beyond uh a pink is for people who like to be in the room with others they'd like to be in the room with others watching i guess other just others in the room same room sex yeah same room sex that's a good way to put it that's not what it said yeah which is kind of a beginner level in all honesty that's'm reading it the right way um you know there we've talked about this on other shows that uh sometimes you don't it's it's not a soft swap it's just same room yeah i mean there's same room also in the sense of it's like okay my partner's gonna play with your partner and i'm gonna play with your but we're in.
But we're in the same room. I get to, you know, I want to watch. I want to make sure she's safe or he's safe or whatever. Whatever. But it could also just be, again, let's say a hot wife situation or a cuckold situation where it's like, okay, I'm going to be there and watch and whatever else you might do.
You might want to be belittled or whatever ignored whatever so yeah okay that's interesting yeah uh blue is for those who can play well with others that's kind of like we're you know uh all-rounded well-rounded swinger it's that is i think your your average swinger yeah i'd say blue would definitely be that yeah they're someone who's not expecting anything above normal and maybe open to a lot of things well that's a i think that's a stereotypical person who goes to a club it's like okay we can go in private we can go to a group room or whatever we're just going to play and you know okay that seems to be like covers like everybody sure almost everybody yellow is for people who want to have fun but are still nervous that's just another grade of pink like i said they looked at all the colors available yeah it's like i don't know i think i would in other words you might be a gunshot you're in yeah that's that's the white The new Yeah, it's like, I don't know.
I think I would have... Well, in other words, you might be a gunshot. Yeah, that's the white, the newbie, actually. No, the white represents novices and beginners. Yeah, and that should be the same thing. Because a lot of times the novices are nervous. Yeah, well, I agree that there's like three of these that they could have consolidated or they kind of blend into each other. Okay, so I'm going to not get a yellow scrungie. Yeah. Okay, I'm not nervous. Nope. Nope. Black is used for full swap and is for people who say, let it all go down. So they're like all black.
I've never seen a black scrungie ever. Well, apparently they're available down in the in the uh in the villages villages i've never i've never dollar stores down there by the villages sell out oh my i bet i bet they do i've seen white i've seen purple i've seen pink i've seen blue i i think i've seen yellow black see now i would think like again the i would think the black scrungies would be maybe someone open to interracial. See, that makes sense to me. I would do away with the yellow one. Because, okay, the nominist is going to be You already have white.
I'm saying the white and the yellow the person with yellow who's kind of potentially timid could be under white yeah i think yeah yellow and white that could have yeah they could have so okay they didn't ask me obviously yeah i know probably good reason yeah they could combine those two the last one is teal oh that's for those that are into interior decorating something that's for people who are bisexual and I was close. And these are people who wish to increase You're decorating. Close. Go ahead, I'm sorry. These are people who are bisexual and... I was close. That's what I said.
And these are people who wish to increase their dating chances. So I'm increasing my chances because anything goes. Him, her, they, them. So if you were a person that anything goes and you're bisexual, you'd have black and teal. Well, I'm not going to buy teal. I would i would have teal you can have teal but i'm not putting on my vehicle i ain't pulling into fucking home depot and some guy go hey buddy see i like a teal scrungy you want to go back into hardware no no no it's my wife's yeah i'll make you my wife Whoa, Jesus Christ. No, that, no. It's my wife's. Yeah, whatever.
I'll make you my wife. Whoa. Jesus Christ. No, that's terrible. I'm bringing you from prison. Oh, my God. Not again. So I guess. Yeah, that'd be my luck. I'd drive your car. Yeah. That'd be terrible. If we were to have scrunchies for us, it would be blue, black, and teal. For me, teal. Because blue is for those who can play well with others. I would throw a white on there to invite newbies. Okay, just, yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Maybe I would. No yellow. No. What was the last one? Teal? No teal. No teal. Definitely no teal for me. Nope. I would half of a teal one.
Well, that would me yeah you get the other half i right i'm good i get the half that's not there right you get the half that's there okay that makes sense no i meant like where these that would be describing our not what we're looking for what we are if there's a brown one would that be for i do anal see that That would make sense think so just i think the yellow should be for like water sports oh i gotta go there it's something that people are into and like tie-dye would be like into like kinky shit like i see i think the black color you want i think the black would be either interracial or it should be like every no holds bar yeah well or or um bdsm okay sure so i could see the black being interracial bdsm like some of these colors for me wouldn't i they don't they wouldn't convey to me the image or the message that they're trying to send out I mean the white I understand that novice beginner sure yeah it should be a pure yeah see that makes sense but some of the other ones I'm like what did you come up with and then yeah yeah the black one if you have a leather scrungie leather scrungie I like that be yourself.
Leather scrungie. I like that. I like that a lot. There you go. Yeah, some of these colors I'm not quite sure, but I've never seen these around here ever. It said it's very prominent down there in Florida by the villages. I've never heard of it. That doesn't mean anything. Interesting. But I've never heard of any of these.
I mean, the only thing I've heard of being symbology for swinging has been the upside down pineapple right so yeah it's even uh there's a little uh website i go into just to buy you know knickknacks like thongs and stuff and they have a whole section of t-shirts with the upside down pineapple and all kinds of you know i'm you know be my daddy type stuff or cum slut things. Told you, it's a German family. Cumsloot, yeah. I'm part of the Cumsloot family. I'm sorry, this is all about the doctor that's coming on Tuesday. Sorry, I have the paperwork here. Yes, his name is Dr. Elliot. Yes.
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