Swinging Benefits Women or Men more?

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Speaker1: Welcome to the Hot Wife Podcast, where we dive into discussions about relationships, intimacy, and everything in between. Before we begin, we want to make it clear that the views expressed on this podcast are solely those of the host and guests, and should be taken as opinions, not professional or medical advice. Additionally, we remind all listeners that this podcast is intended for adults over the age of 18. Unauthorized rebroadcast of this show is strictly prohibited without the written permission of the owners of Hot Wife Podcast. Now let's heat things up. hello everybody this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast of course i'm here with my wonderful husband vince once again, Vince. And how are you? Once again. Yeah, once again. And how are you? Good. I couldn't do this without you. You know that, right? That's because you don't know how to run the board. I don't know how to run the board. Better than that, you got it. Oh, I've got it. Man, I'm under control. You don't need me. I never said that. I never said that. So, anyway. I'm sorry. I'm just stretching. So, we went from a heat wave to now, like, it's... Comfortable and cool. We can actually work outside. Nice breeze. Got the windows open. This is nice. Yeah. It may make swimming a little bit chilly, but... Yeah. Hoo-hoo, right? So, we're going to have our own little swinger swim party this Sunday, huh? We'll see. I'm not saying anything is going to happen, but it's a bunch of our swinger friends. Yeah, I think it'll be fun as long as everybody shows up. If they don't, you and I have some good food. Yeah, I don't care. But yeah, that should that should be fun yeah i'm looking forward to it so we're down there fixing things up and we're doing it regardless of the party oh yeah but i think it just gives us a you know a goal yeah so i'm looking forward to it so mickey will be there and mickey's one girlfriend will be there and our hosts possibly from our house party we go too and so we'll see it should be fun and I am still working on that Swinger magazine. Okay. It will be out this weekend. I'm going to say Friday. Okay. So if you go to 50 Shades of Pleasure, F-I-F-T-Yt-y shades of pleasure.com um there's going to be two versions there's going to be the free version which will be i don't know how many pages but then there's going to be a paid version which will be extra articles and some pictorials that are very racy uh explicit okay explicit that's even better that's even more again um depending on who you are um we've had people ask us for more explicit stuff so um you know here's a question speaking of explicit um because i saw you putting a lot of stills together, I know the magazine can handle embedded videos. So will there be embedded videos as well? Not this time.
Speaker2: Okay. Yeah.
Speaker1: The company we use only gives you so much storage space.
Speaker2: Sure.
Speaker1: And the platform isn't meant for adult magazines.
Speaker3: Oh.
Speaker1: And by that, I mean you can embed YouTube videos videos and stuff and youtube's not big on porn so it has to be i have to experiment how i can do it more without okay uh eating up or paying them out the ass for storage space oh i see i see so um and with that said um we're looking for people who want to uh again write articles for the magazine whether it's a topic you have knowledge of on some sort uh whether it be stories or experiences um or you know whatever reviews you want to do a review on a toy or some such thing a product that'd be great love to have you we'll give you full credit for it if you want it um we are looking for people to submit pictures um of their of their significant other um however if you submit pictures i am going to need to send you you have to email us at info at hotwifepodcast.com. I'm going to email you a model release that the model will have to sign. And I will need a copy of their driver's license and a picture of them holding their driver's license and the release to make sure that you got this stuff all legitimately right right you didn't like so take pictures of them without them knowing it we're not putting pictures up that i can't attest that the person has cardinal knowledge that they're being posted but uh if you want to take you know post pictures um and if you want you can blur like somebody's face out or whatever it's almost untastefully i don't want you to like blur like the background and the face and it's like yeah it's like okay it's not going to be attractive no no but just like you know some people still shoot the pictures creatively shoot it where the face isn't necessary you know there's you know i've seen other models do that yeah they hide their their hair over their face while they're doing that's fine too you know you want to wear like a um a mardi gras mask or something that's fine you know again this isn't i'd like to say it's that big of a magazine that everybody's going to see it i mean that's what it's not that's not it's not the case but uh so again one issue will be free right and uh that will have the the typical magazine we put out that was free right and then there's going to be the paid version which is going to have additional articles and have a few pictorials that are very racy okay um and like the one pictorial that i showed you that you're in, you're in both pictorials this month. Yeah. Cause I'm just that slutty. Um, is, uh, there was a time we were doing a photo shoot where I had you and two other models there. And at one point the three of you kind of got involved. Right. I, I, you know, I looked at this picture while you guys were going at it. So, but, so there's no story with this one. I'm going to try something different. I'm hoping to inspire people maybe that you can look at these pictures of these three sexy women having some fun. And I'm not going to tell you the story. I want you to be able to look at these photos and come up with your own story. See what you want to see. Okay. But the strongest sex organ we have is our mind i agree so i want to inspire people to use that i don't use mine so i'm inspiring you to use yours yeah wait that's a truth i mean i cut deep if i liked you that would hurt yeah but you don't so it's okay it's all right but um and then there's another pictorial in this in the paid one and just for reference the paid one is going to be $2.99 it's not it's a cup of coffee it's less than a cup of coffee at Starbucks Jesus Christ if I was charging $17.99 you could sit there and go well hey that's a espresso what's the fucking medium-sized coffee there called? A grande, not at large. I don't know, whatever. Fucking stupido or whatever the fuck it is. Tall. Starbucks, whatever. Grande, I don't know. Anyway, but it's going to be a pictorial, actually. We were doing a photo shoot in an old factory we got to use. Essentially, an abandoned factory that we had permission to use. And a friend of mine came along and he was going to be my assistant we had a few different models with us right and I remember yeah yeah I hope so and this gentleman decided he wanted to jump in kind of took a shining to him oh yeah I think you were the aggressor you think so i think so oh i don't know i'd have to go back and look at the gentleman the gentleman um i'm not even sure if he's still alive anymore i haven't talked to him in so long he suffers from lou garrick disease yep and um so again that shoot was maybe 10 years ago minimum yeah so we're not even sure if he's alive anymore. That's sad. That's how you look at them. But you had a good time. And you'll see that in the photos. You're very creative that day. I was or you were? We were. Okay. Collectively, because of where that particular photo shoot was. Yeah, we got very creative. And there's some other articles. And actually, I've actually robbed some articles from a magazine I used to do years ago, another adult magazine, that are pretty interesting articles.
Speaker2: Some stories.
Speaker1: Oh, from the old magazine.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: That's a good idea. So hopefully you'll like it. Again, $ $2.99 not going to break your bank um you know it doesn't even cover my costs but you know if you might help with the electric bill it might buy me a cup of coffee to keep me awake while i put together next month. So anyway, with that said, tonight's topic, we had talked about a couple. Which one do you want to do? The one with swinging better for women or men.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: I like that one.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: We talked about that a little bit, and I was like, I don't know.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: So I think that topic needs to be addressed in two manners. Okay. Married women and single women. That's true. That's true. Okay, which one do you want to tackle first? Let's go with the married. Okay. Go with the married. Yeah, again, what did somebody tell us a long time ago with swinging? It's all about the women. It's all about the pussy. Well, it doesn't control the world. I'm not going to argue that. I mean. In some instances, yes. But in the swinging, like in the parties and stuff, women definitely are the centerpiece. I have to interrupt the topic for a minute. Okay. Waynene our number one fan sent me a statue of a gnome wearing a pineapple for a hat that is awesome i want to thank wayne when he's listening because i know he's going to listen i want to thank him it's awesome it's taking a place of prominence here in the studio i didn't break it down i got to put it here right next to the board okay it's going to be here. Yeah, I think you should do that. Yeah. I didn't break it down. I've got to put it here right next to the board. I think you should do that. I didn't think it was one that could go outside. Otherwise, I'd put it down there by the pool. It's small and it would probably fade. It might be a yard one. I don't know. I want it inside. I think the yard ones are made out of concrete or plaster. Anyway, we appreciate it. We do. It's so cute. It's very, very cute. So back to the topic. Back to the pineapple. So for married women, well, women control sex, period. Women control the world because they have a pussy. I see what you're saying, yes. That's why some spies were women and women would taunt men with their sexuality. Well, I think in general men have to get laid, women want to. Maybe I will, maybe I won't. Yeah, women don't have to. Women do it when they want to. Men, we have to get laid. You have to? I think the urges are much stronger in men. More animalistic. Yes animalistic yes i agree because men are able and this is where swinging um in some ways is better for men right men are a lot easier to disassociate love with sex true yes i'll give you that it's mostly my experience and mostly women that cannot distinguish between love and sex and men can yeah men can make that separation oh sure i don't know the stat but who do you think has a higher percentage of cheating men or women now granted for every man that cheats there's a woman that's cheating i get that i would i would think men i would think i don't know for a fact i don't know for a fact but i would think men yeah and i think men cheat because they just want sex majority there are some that's like oh i'm a loveless marriage, whatever. My wife doesn't do this. Whatever. She doesn't understand me. Yeah, my wife's 4'11", redhead. It's awful. And she doesn't understand you. I get it. It's okay. Everything I say is over her head. But... That is true. So, yeah yeah it's um yeah okay so a married woman versus a married man okay obviously it's if they're both in that mindset what are you what are you asking me is swinging better for a married man or a married woman is that what you're asking is the question is it better or is it more fun i don't know what's the real question well here here's my take on it like you said women have the pussy women rule the world sure married women i'm just gonna stick right with married women are definitely um catered to and so many swinger situations parties and whatever and i i think the women the men come in there with their women on their arm not literally but figuratively but the women are always dressed real sexy blah. The men, there's a couple that do some things that they probably shouldn't wear, but men tend to be more dressed. They tend to be more subdued. The women are the peacocks in the swinging world. They're the ones wearing the bright colors and sexy outfits, and men are very subdued. Men want to look sexy, but they don't know what that looks like. You got that right. Especially some of the people we've dealt with in the past they come and they change into these outfits and it's just like it's like oh my yeah you bought the elephant trunk speedos but you can't fill the trunk it's an empty trunk flapping in the breeze wishful thinking man i get it but you're just jealous no i know if i was jealous i'd be wearing the same fucking thing and still have the same empty trunk we have to go with an animal shorter trunk maybe go with a an anteater come on okay okay a pig okay that'd be more of my speed uh you broke the goddamn microphone Wait a pig. And you have longer noses. Come on. Okay. Okay, a pig. Okay.
Speaker2: That'd be more of my speech.
Speaker1: Oh, you broke the goddamn microphone.
Speaker3: Way to fucking go.
Speaker2: Look at you. I can't take you anywhere. I'm a mess.
Speaker1: You can't take me anywhere. Okay, you're almost going to have to hold it because... What do I have to do? No, it has to spin around on that thing.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: I'll just hold it. It's going to fall. Or just hold it in your hand. You don't have to... I'm fine. No, this is fine. It's comfortable. Oh, my God. Jesus. And you can't take me anywhere. Killing the break of the studio. I know. I know. Put on my bill. God. But, no, like we talked about one time. We did the show about uniforms. Right. You know, it's like, okay, I'm into B bdsm so i have to wear leather vest and leather chaps it's like wait a minute we were at the party the last time there are two guys that are wearing the same shirt it was like this mess shirt i was like the mess shirt i don't get that i don't get the mess shirt shirts are not flattering for men um yeah i think it might depend on the man You have a good enough physique, you can put a potato sack on him. I think mesh shirts, personally personally i think mesh shirts even make a guy in perfect shape look fat they're not flattering oh yes i don't know i have that one dress that's like for a woman yeah but on a woman makes your tits look bigger oh as a man we don't want our tits looking bigger see we're at his bottom so your dick looks bigger my balls would look bigger my dick would just be poking through the little holes and it just that'd be you know it just makes my balls look bigger my dick looks smaller not flattering something looks bigger but that's not what women want not once is a woman ever going oh my god look at the balls on him yeah i want to ride that little dick just so I can see those little balls, those big balls. No, that's not what happens. No, I guess not.
Speaker2: No.
Speaker1: I mean, you didn't have me putting our profile, it's like looking for a guy with big testicles. No, you don't have that. I don't have that. You don't have it looking for a big cock either, but, you know. No, I don't have that either. They gots what they gots. Who um yeah no women i think in general get so much more benefit from swinging they get a bigger variety oh hell yeah because women will be more picky who they're going to play with with a man women can play with a woman and they can play with a man and they get to pick their man generally as long as you're not like a hideous woman right you can walk into any swinger club or any swinger party and walk up to any guy and go do you want to go play fuck yeah you know i would say in most play you know those times yes yeah and generally a larger percentage, I think, of women in the swinger arena are bi. So you have a good chance of that, too. Okay. Now, I can't speak to the bisexual man world because it's not my world.
Speaker2: Exactly.
Speaker1: I think you're, you know, closet, you're just wanting to experience that world. No. There is no. No. I am a doorless closet dweller, okay? There is no closet for me. There is no closet for you. Closest I admit to being gay is I am pure lesbian. There you go. That's it. I'm out and proud of that. That's something. But, so, no, I think the swinging world for women in general is so much more appetizing. Sure. And I think we were just talking about the married women, but if you go into the... Well, single women. Oh, my God. You are the unicorn. You are the coveted one. You are the one that everybody wants. Well, okay, so let me ask you this about the single women. Right. Not that you can necessarily speak to it, but I want your opinion for whatever reason. Exactly. I told you, just hold the damn thing. Yes, sir. God, he's such a dick. Okay, I'm holding it. Yeah, it yeah see now it's not gonna make noise and irritate me there's so many other things that irritate you yeah i'm looking at a pile what what dear i said i love you that's what i thought you said but do you think single women are more looking for someone to latch on to like we have an experience with this not you and i we have a friend right and they're looking for someone to latch on to so they're going to quicker more quickly associate feelings with it and not necessarily embrace the uh buffet that can be swinging oh because they're looking for a partner they're not going to potentially i'm not saying all single people are no no but i'm just saying like if they were looking for a partner you're right they're going to find something that meets their fancy and and then stick with that part is they're basing it for most part on sexual on on sexual relations, not quality of a person. And again, I speak to our experience. Yes, I agree. Unfortunately, swinging is great if you just want playmates or people you can fuck. If you just don't want to be lonely. If you don't want to be lonely, you just want somebody to hang with and have sex with. That's great. It's fantastic. If you're somebody who you just want to get a nut off right right then it's great because you can go and like okay admit there's somebody i want to fuck okay let's go fuck boom okay i got that out of the way i'm going back home right right there's no strings attached yeah there's nothing unless they stalk you oh yeah unless they stalk you but yeah you don't have to worry about like oh i gotta call them in the morning is that the right protocol whatever the whole dating ritual thing is which i don't even know what it is anymore i have no idea i don't care i don't want to know i don't either it's too much work that's why i said god forbid something ever happened to you i'm not dating oh i'm done you're done i'm just done. I'm just going to be a hermit. I'm just going to be a hermit. Oh, no. You can't have that. Just a hermit. Just a hermit. Oh, God, no. It would be the hot Vince podcast. No one would listen. The hot Vince. The hot husband. You can't be a husband. That's right. It wouldn't be hot. It would be the sweaty Vince podcast. Sweaty Vince. Yeah, you can't even say, you know, hot husband because, you know, I'd be deceased. Hot widow?
Speaker2: You're a widower. Widower? Yeah, women are widows, men are widowers. I know it isn't stupid, but just make it one word.
Speaker3: I identify as a widow, not as a widower.
Speaker2: My pronouns are she's dead.
Speaker1: She's dead. I don't think that's a pronoun. I identify that's a pronoun I identify that's a pronoun I identify steak as a vegetable I'm a vegan that's what I would do that steak at one time ate vegetables therefore it's a vegan steak. By proxy. By proxy. That cow never ate anything that was meat. It only ate grass and other vegetables. So therefore, it's vegan. The cow is vegan, therefore its meat is vegan.
Speaker2: There you go.
Speaker1: I'm going with that. It's meat is, do you listen to what I'm saying? It's meat is vegan there you go i'm going with that it's meat is do you listen to what i'm saying it's meat is vegan okay i i don't even my head it hurts it's too convoluted for me okay that's a big word for you very that's a couple syllables yes i even know what syllables are that's scary yeah wow okay um yeah so i mean for a married woman swinging gets to open up so many avenues you get to experience things i mean they both do don't get me wrong but like okay my husband has a small dick i get that someone's a big dick or um vice versa my husband is average looking i get to have a younger guy who's gorgeous and great shape versus my potbelly husband that's the one i'm going with every chance you get um bitch um well you can go with somebody who has you know i have to go with who's blind, deaf, missing both arms so she has no sense of feel. But she has her tongue pierced. I have my standards. You have your standards. Okay. All right. You know. Hey, you know, that tongue piercing, I'm sure it felt very good. It did. I bet. Yeah. That was very exciting for me. That was fun. Well, you had a guy like your pussy who had a tongue piercing. You got to suck a dick that was pierced. Yeah, but the dick I sucked that was pierced was kind of a new piercing, so you couldn't suck on it. He's like, don't really suck on it because i just got it done i was like so why am i sucking your dick at all i don't want i don't want to break it loose i don't want to suck the ball out of your cock and then shit now rings yeah so um yeah i couldn't really i couldn't really experience that pierced cock oh as much as i really wanted to because he was still real sore yeah you don't see that see that as much. That was a fad there for a while. I'm glad about that. I mean, it was interesting. Yeah. It probably looked, you know. It must be tough going through the airport, though. Oh, dear God. Can you imagine? My dick's setting off shit. Well, it depends on what they make it out of. Well, they're stainless steel, dear. Not necessarily. I mean, if you have a stainless steel... But my belly ring doesn't make things go off. I'm sure it's made out of the same material, stainless steel or plastic. No idea. Maybe they see it like in the x-ray and see that there's something like a hook or something around your cock and they're like oh we don't we don't even want to no let's not even go there he might pull you back in the back room and take a peek yeah make sure it's not yeah detonator cord or something can you imagine that'd be terrible he pulls it and it detonates his nuts they pull and Now he's got a freaking Jacob's ladder on his cock. It's pierced all the way up i'm sure i'm sure that has happened in the past i'm sure it has happened anyway back to the topic um yeah i mean i guess women in general even married or single i mean i think there's so much more open to women. I mean, as a man, you go into, okay, let's pretend I'm married. Let's pretend you're married, okay. But I mean, okay, I want to go have sex with three women, two women. As an average looking guy, I'll give myself more credit than I deserve. Okay. It's going to be tough to make that happen make that happen yeah and we walk up to women it's like um do you have two friends versus a woman goes hey anybody want a gang by me it's like the club all goes into one room yeah you know yeah yeah um you know i don't a guy as a white male i sit there oh i i'd like to try a black woman well i'd have to work to probably try to get a black woman interested to maybe play with me right you walk up to a black guy excuse me yes you know what i'm gonna ask you right yes you know i i think it's just the swinging world in general is so much more. It's catered to women. Catered to women. I agree. There's always, you know, ladies' nights. There's, you know, they always block a lot of single males because they don't want a sausage fest. No, not good. So that's, yeah. No sword fights, no. And everything is geared toward the women. And we've even seen in a party that's it's geared toward the women women are the sure the they're the center of focus or the center of attention yeah again i don't want this to be derogatory but you could take a woman who is less than perfect shape you interpret that how you how you want. Okay. I'm looking at you. I know you're looking at me. No, a woman less than perfect shape, not necessarily attractive. I mean, she might be men's and men's. Right. You know, but nothing, not a head turner. Right. And you take a guy, the equivalent, a guy who's got the dad bod. Right. Not bad looking, but not a head turner and you take a guy the equivalent a guy who's got the dad bod not bad looking but not a head turner and that woman will get laid before the guy will guaranteed yeah you know women get to pick it you know who right yeah who they do or don't want to play with men are just like please anyone throw me a bone there's that um that older woman uh kathy cream pie green pie kathy green pie kathy yeah one of my uh guys from whatever what i forget what site i was on i'm i'm guessing it was either only fans or something like that it doesn't matter but he's like yeah guess who i ran into you know over the weekend and he's got a picture of um I'm going to show you a little bit. side he was on i'm i'm guessing it was either only fans or something that it doesn't matter but he's like yeah guess who i ran into you know over the weekend and he's got a picture of um him and cream pie kathy and she's like just an average woman you know curly strawberry blonde hair obviously over here's glasses you wouldn't recognize oh you'd walk right by her right by her you wouldn't even give her a second second look she's not all glammed up and all that well i mean yeah she's not um just your your average i'm sure she's a fine lady yeah but i don't know her from adam but she's just an average looking person yeah she's not gonna turn your head no but what her claim to fame is you know that there you go unless you're a diehard fan, you know, again, another topic we talked about, like people worried about being exposed or outed, you know, it's like, oh, I don't want my face in that. People, you know, would that be a problem? If you're trying to make money selling porn, you want people to recognize you. Yeah. You know, I mean, people recognize me it means i'm selling shit anyway different story different show but definitely different show yeah so okay so we agree that swinging is better suited for women i'd say yes absolutely i think it's more dangerous for not i don't mean dangerous like uh harm but you know like single women i think they become more susceptible to uh taking from swinging into a relationship um that's very possible not all obviously not all it depends on the woman of course there are some women that are strictly they they want to they'll have a um a friend like a fuck buddy that they go to parties with so they can go in as a couple but it's just for you know somebody who drive you home at night one of those kind of things but but yeah it's definitely geared toward women all across the board all right well we solved nothing. Once again. We talked for half an hour. And solved absolutely nothing. This is like the Seinfeld of Swinger shows. We talk about absolutely nothing. Absolutely nothing. Anyway, I want to thank you all for listening. Enjoy the 4th of July, which is when this show is coming out. And be safe.
Speaker2: Yep.
Speaker1: Have a great night, everybody.