Swing Lifestyle Website Review

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Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot White Podcast. Well, hello everybody, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot White Podcast. to my that's what i'm giggling at i don't even get equal billing so that's why i'm laughing because my wonderful husband vince is here and and when this plays you know he's lip syncing you know he's rubbing his chest It started out with just what you do, people can't see it. Yeah, I know, he's lip syncing, you know, he's rubbing his chest, squeeze his boobs together. It started out that I had our microphones hooked up to opposite.

Usually you're on line one, I'm line two, and for some reason I had them backwards. And you're like, no, you should be number one. It's not my podcast, it's your podcast. I am the wonderful co-host. It's not the hot husband podcast. I mean, if it had more than four jacks, I'm sure you'd prefer I'd be further down the line. No, I think you should be number one. Yeah. Yeah. You steer the show. I mean, I'm just here saying, hey, here's my tits. Hey, look at me. I'm the one getting fucked and having fun.

Yeah, when it comes to everything else, you steer, you know, kind of like get the show where it's going. I just follow along. So, first of all, Merry Christmas. Oh, yes, Merry Christmas. We are actually recording this. This is December 25th, the Sunday. This will go up on the 26th. Just like a normal Sunday for us. Yeah, yeah, sort of, yeah. As normal as possible. I want to say Merry Christmas. Yes. For those of you of other beliefs. Happy holidays. Happy holidays or happy day off or happy Sunday, whatever the fuck you believe. They started out so nice, too. Oh, I'm just saying.

You know, again, it's, there's people who don't have religious beliefs, and that's fine. That's fine, too. I'm not condemning them, and there's people that have different than Christian beliefs, and there's whatever. And so, whatever it is, happy Sunday. Yeah, happy whatever day. And next week, it'll be happy New Year, no matter what your denomination, it's going to be a fucking New Year. I can say Happy fucking New Year to everybody. But that's next week. I don't want to ruin next week's show. It might be a surprise. Okay, wait, no idea. Depends who we're talking to. Yeah.

But tonight's show is going to be something we haven't really done yet. And it's not really. We made light of it, though. We've talked about it in general. But we're going to do a review on a swinger site. Yes. Just one for right now. We can probably do a compare and contrast. Well, we'll see how fast we tear through it. If it's a two-minute conversation, then we'll tear into other ones. But, okay.

So, the one website in particular um okay so the one website this is going to be swing lifestyle swinglifestyle.com we've been on there almost 20 years yep um and uh there are you know let's go on a scale one to 10 okay 10 being great you know one being not so great well so as we talk about different aspects well the thing that i always hear about and i i just go in there and just you know not really chat with people i just look at the pictures and see who's available and who's you know online and you know that kind of thing and i i don't do a lot of conversing on that website but when you do you said it's very slow and.

Well, that's all what we're going to talk about. Yeah, so that's one thing that you're like, eh, not loving. Yeah, we're not on a bunch of sites. We're on a few. So in all fairness, we can't compare it to many other sites. We're on a total of like three sites. Yeah, that's enough. And they're, yeah, there's only one other one that really is apples to apples. So, but, pardon me. So overall, swingers, swinglifestyle.com is, in my opinion, it's a decent site. It's great for finding people in your area and also generally seeing pictures. Yeah. You know, a lot of people hide their face.

Yeah, that's fine. Yeah. I just, you know, you've got to have a picture up. That's the most important thing.

If you put a profile up and you don't have pictures, you're not going to get any kind of response of response or everyone's different i mean if you can write real well and your description and stuff is very intriguing you might get traction um and again now there's gonna be different ways we're gonna look at yeah i just wanted to move the mixing board and it rolled back on me i'm on something i was on the tape i was on the tape Anyway, so there's different ways, I guess, in our evaluation, whether you're a single female, a couple, or a single male, you're going to get different responses from all the websites.

Not the website, but from people on the website. Mm-hmm. Okay? So how do we want to approach it first? As a couple? Sure, let's approach it as a couple. Okay. We were on as a couple. We've always been on only as a couple. Yeah, okay, then let's do that, then. We know that the best. I think couples definitely get the, no, actually, that's not true. I was going to say single females probably get the most attention, couples being next. Yeah, yeah. Well, let's back up to the basics of the website.

You're going to generate a profile, and you're going to put in there your preferences and a little bit about each of you, your height, weight. And again, people will lie about their weight. I only lied about five pounds. You lied about your height. Yeah, I said I was six foot. And they see me and they're like, not even close. I said, oh, six. I meant 60 inches, not six foot. You're not even 60 inches. Technically, I'm really not. I'm close. I'm real close. You're 59 inches, actually. Yeah, thanks. Yeah, thanks. I'm closer to 60 inches than I am to six foot. You know what this sound is?

Me rubbing it in. Thank you. So kind. But so in that description, you can also, there's preferences.

So you can sit there and say, hey, I don't want to see couples, or I don't want to see single females, or i don't want to see single females or i don't want to see single males okay you can also i mean and there's other um things you can do in there you tell them your preferences of things and and that's part of the tools for matching you up with others too yeah that's true so you know it and this is a general setting not one for couples or single male or female so um now as far as pictures go what you could do is you upload pictures and we're going to get into the pluses and minuses of each of the three different aspects um when you upload pictures in the um i gotta quit my throat in the uh yeah since you do most of the uploading and that thing i'm sitting here like when you upload pictures you could pick either the public gallery the private gallery or the personal gallery okay and if they're going if they're going into the personal or maybe they all have to be approved I'll see you next time.

okay and if they're going if they're going into the personal or maybe they all have to be approved oh yeah i was saying the last they all have to be approved even the general one yeah i think you do because you could say it's a a general picture right which they really don't want nudity in right exactly and but stuff. Right. Someone approved it. Is that why? But it's left open to the other members. Yes, I was going to say, I've seen you go through pictures and be like, okay, this one is considered racy or intimate. Yeah, they let you approve it.

If you're a paid member, you get to approve pictures.

And you have to pick whether, hey, this is kid-friendly, this is not kid not kid friendly or this is explicit right or this is a bad photo i mean by that it'd be all blurry or whatever you can't see where there's nobody in this photo right then they also have i don't know so you don't know if you don't know where it fits right you could say i don't know oh i've seen you do that before you're like i saw you like approving these pictures and then you know i was like oh that's that's pretty cool because then you know it's being self-monitored by the other members yeah but you know so well and part of that's also to make sure um i think you also have a picture an option for illegal picture oh really i believe so so in other words god forbid someone was stupid enough to put a bestiality or a child yeah something you know it could potentially get shot down um so but um so you could do that and then your your private and your personal galleries are locked from free viewers right to see them okay I remember you have to give approvals to people that have to reach out to you and you have to unlock your galleries to them.

And that's where you put the good stuff. Well, yeah, if you want to get as intimate as you want, you want to put that in your personal. Personal one? Or private. What's the difference between private and personal? You keep talking about this, and I'm like, yeah, okay, whatever. You're the one taking care of it. Once you open your private galleries, there's no time of it. They're open to those people. Okay. You can go in and un-private them. Right. But in the personal galleries, you actually, if you unlock it to another person, you have to pick.

pick well they get to see it for one day one week one month six months i always wondered about that yeah it has it has different time segments in there for you to unlock it that's kind of handy yeah so that way if it's someone harassing you hey i want to see your pictures i want to see your pictures you can go in there and say okay boom and just give them i'll say 24 hours so you know of course i'm not going to say that i'm going to harass you after i go they're not open anymore can you open them again well at that point you can block them yeah they get too much and if you block someone they don't even see your profile so it could be just like you just disappear like you just yeah like you're not even on there anymore okay so that's that's a plus yeah that's kind of nice i'd give that a feature of a 10 yeah that is a good feature not you mentioned i just remember like we were using it it just seemed to be laggy and clunky and yeah and it's a website it's not an app well they have an app oh they do have And you said that's even, how does that work?

I'm not impressed with the app. We'll get into that. But we're in the house, so you're going to hear the dogs. And they're wrestling, man. That's not us. That's the dogs. You wish it was us. You put your card right, honey. I'll give you some later. Oh, I bet. You've got to ask nicely. Oh, I ask very nicely. No, you won't. He's going to roll over to sleep. But if you start making those kind of noises, I'm going to worry. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to get away from my dick. Get away from my dick. But, yeah.

So now, like, one of the features I'd like to see added for the photos is I'd like to see a thumbs-up or thumbs-down rating system. No, I think people get a better feel for it, for whether what they're shooting is good or not.

I mean, because I've seen some very attractive people put pictures that are just horrible it's just like no man do better than that I only couldn't you could have like instead of a thumbs up how about giving it an option how about you have the option if you want these pictures to have the rating availability so if there's somebody who's heavyset you know they're gonna have to anyway how about Thank you. option if you want these pictures to have the rating availability. So if there's somebody who's heavyset, you know, they're going to have to, anyway, how about you could have that option.

You could turn that on. So if, you know, if you're somebody who's afraid of getting negative. Right, you don't have to have it. Yeah, you get to rate my photos. I don't know, that becomes more like an art thing. No, it could show appreciation. Yeah, how about just a heart? Just says, yeah, give it a like, just like they do on other social media outlets. Well, you can just make it a thumbs up. You don't have to have anything. You don't have to have a thumbs down. You can just have a thumbs up. Yeah, just something positive. So they can only give you a positive rating or nothing at all.

Because, yeah, there's no way of rating any of them. They can send you a comment like, hey, the pictures I can see are nice. Yeah. But we've gotten a bunch of them. Yeah, because you do a nice job of taking photographs of me. Sometimes. Yeah, a lot of times. Even better if you weren't in them. Yeah, isn't that the truth? They'd be stellar if I wasn't in them. Nice scenery picture. Fucked up by you, B. Oh, my God. And you get in there naked. Naked, oh, Jesus. I just ruined the whole thing. Why don't you just tell me, like, look, move. Move out of the way.

I was trying to take a nice picture of the shower. You jumped in there naked. And jumped right in. It's like, huh. What the fuck are you doing in the shower? I don't know. It's just awful. I'm a sick, demented person. I need help. You married me. Sick and demented. There you go. That's my point.

But so it's got some nice features um the site is always going through maintenance as every site should but they let you know and i personally have not seen any major improvements like as an example when someone would send you a message message it used to have a little thing on the home screen that says you know you have one message five messages or whatever well now they have a message up there that says you know the message counter is not working you have to go to message area and see if you have any it's like okay that's been up now for about three weeks how about we fucking fix it if you're under that much maintenance you think you want to get all that one it again i'm not a programmer so i could be talking out my ass but that seems like it worked before how did you fuck it up the message system nothing has changed in the message system verbally not verbally but visually you know nothing i can see has changed something in the coding in the background got you know line of code just got one line it's like what'd you delete uh i don't know there's you know 7 000 lines of code you and there probably is 7 000 lines of code depending what what module they're using just They it say whether you have one or ten messages.

But so the picture thing, on a scale of one to ten, personally, I'd give it a seven, maybe. Well, with all those kind of options, do you think you'd give it a little higher than that? No. I just think, like, there's times it doesn't load right. Okay, so he's clunky. I've been saying that. You always say he's clunky. Yeah, there's times like the pictures you go and all of a sudden you just get the spinning wheel of death that it's still trying to load his photos. It's like, come on, what the fuck? Yeah, it's clunky in that aspect. So from a couple's aspect, again, you can block.

If you're not looking for single men or you're not looking for couples. And there's a lot of couples that are just looking for another woman. Yep, that's a lot. That is a lot. So you can actually make it.

So what happens is if another couple tried to contact you, it comes up with a this couple this profile is currently not accepting messages or viewing or sharing their profile with other couples or you know a single male whatever it might be which is kind of cool i see that being a 10 that way you're not getting harassed right right it's like this is what we're looking for and again that works whether you're a single female or a single male you can turn on those um options i almost want to call my safeguard but it's not really safeguard but no it doesn't really does make sense that you have that option and not to mention you won't be we've noticed like some some of the messages can be kind of rude and like off the top we We'll get into that.

Yeah, so this is a nice way of just filtering. That's not the site's fault, though. No, that's the people who use it. We'll make that clear. We're going to talk about that, and that's not the site's fault. That's definitely not the site. Right now, we're just reviewing the site, okay? So as a couple, again, you know, having pictures.

Now, this aspect now is for everybody okay i'm a big believer and i believe you agree with me um if you're mature enough to be in the swinging lifestyle show your face yeah show your face i don't care what you look like wearing fucking beach attack you know wearing a you know you're at the bar you know but all you have is a fucking big smiley emoji of your face or you're blurred it's like i question maturity if your job is such that you can't do that then don't swing be mature you know i mean i don't expect you to go to work and like hey i was out swinging this weekend i get that no i can understand I'll see you next time.

don't swing be mature you know i mean i don't expect you to go to work and like hey i was out swinging this weekend i get that no i can understand they don't want to show their face but my i just to some degree but i don't think anybody willy-nilly can get on this site don't you have to pay for it they have free memberships okay but again how easy it is but what you could do and there's people who do, and I condone that then. If you're going to have pictures in the free area and block your face, you better have pictures in the private or personal area. Your face is being shamed.

So you have to unlock it for those people. That makes sense. Okay, I like that. I like that a lot. Okay, so that is a nice option. Again, I'll give that a nine. But you need to make light that if they're interested in you they will open up their face pictures people don't do that again that's not the site's fault no i'm not blaming the site no no it has nothing to do with the site at this point no that makes sense but i you know i can only if people don't want to show their face they don't want to show their face. I mean, I understand it.

Then there's people like me who shouldn't show their face, but that's a different story. Stop it, stop it. But, yeah, I mean. Stop looking the way you have to look at me. I have to look at you. I'm looking at you. Oh, my God, I saw the face. Oh, no. So, anyway. I'm salt. Yeah, you're something, Art. But again, that's not a reflection on the site. Mm-mm. Do you think it's, I mean, you do more of the contact because you know these interfaces. Do you think this is a good way for people to meet other couples?

Instead of trying to go to a bar or, you know, do you think the websites really do what they're supposed to do i didn't check the newest price like back we originally were paying like every three months and if you paid for like six months it bought at the time a lifetime membership right so it's just as we talked about it's like why don't we just spend the money and i think at the time was like 14 to say it was $140 something for a lifetime membership. And I did not do my homework and investigate what it might be now. We never do. We never do. I'm sure it's more than that.

Oh, I guarantee it's more than that now. But if it's something you think you and your partner or you are going to be in for a while, the lifetime membership is the way to go. Yeah, I think the free one first then we did three months then we did we're hemmed and hot around and then with the free membership you only allowed to have so many photos up right you i don't believe get like the private galleries and stuff and you only get a couple of messages a day both sending and. Or maybe you can receive more than you can send. I don't know.

So when you're getting contacted by people and you want to email them, but you go, okay, I only get two a day, okay, which of these five do I want to email? I guess that'd be a problem. Yeah, well, it's meant to be that way. That way it gets you to join. I get it, you know. But so there is a benefit to, you know, so my recommendation would be get a, try it for a month or three months, see if it works for you. We've met some very nice people in us all. Sure, we've met some assholes too. Yeah. That's life in general.

You learn how to vet them a little bit and kind of put a filter on and figure out who's worthwhile and who's not. That's trial and error. You're pretty good at being a gatekeeper, though. I try. Sorry, I've got to clear my throat, hon. Go ahead. Sorry. There you go. Just turn your mic off. I didn't want't want to be like clearing my throat into the microphone. That's not good. But so now the next prosperous one on there is a single female. Oh. Thus the unicorn. We call her the asset. And there's a reason why she is called a unicorn because they don't exist. Well, they exist.

It's just, one percent of all the well we met one person that was a real they exist female they exist the problem is landing one is tough because there's so many people trying to get with the single woman yes and single women we've talked to it's just like i get a hundred emails a day wow you know they get in dated sure that must be because every single guy every couple trying to be with a another woman is bombarding them okay so it's uh that's thus the unicorn. They're there, but who they respond to and who they go with is... They're elusive.

Yeah, I mean, let's say for every 100 couples, there might be, I'm guessing, let's say five unicorns, five single women. Maybe. Yeah. And all the, we've been looking for a single woman and it's been...

but more for you to shoot with not like for us yeah i mean it could be for you to play with well again i'll get into that too later um swing lifestyle is not the site for us to find a someone to content create with yeah they're not it's not they're not as racy i think it's more a lot more professionals yeah that could be you know and there's even higher sites out there that are higher by meaning cost more so you have more affluent type people there is very much the you know every everyday person on sos it's not very affluent, you know, whatever. But there's all shapes and sizes and colors.

I'm not a problem with that. But again, I'll talk about another site, another time that is a little more just a bunch of horndogs. You could just do a comparison between the two sites. Well, we'll do that too, but we'll do them on their own. Okay, you're going to do them on their own. Okay. Give them each reviews on their own, then we'll compare the two another day. Yeah, between sites will be a whole different audience, and there's always different people that find that site attractive to you. So the users and the viewers are totally different audiences. Totally different.

But the one I'm talking about is Adult Friend Finder. And I think Adult Friend Finder is more singles. And definitely more men singles. It's a big sausage party. So you are going to compare I don't know. singles and definitely more men singles it's a big sausage party that's so you are going to compare those well no i'm just well that's as far as comparison okay all right take that back both sites have pluses and minuses of how they operate yeah and and the audiences and and who are the people using this site are definitely much different very different different.

You know, I'm not going to get into the comparison. But anyway, so, but yeah, you could do searches on Swing Lifestyle for, you know, single male, single woman, both, a couple. How in-depth are these searches? Within radiuses, too. You could say within 10 miles by home, within 25, within 100, within 1,000. Another advantage of the site, and I'm not saying other sites don't do this. I'm talking about Swing Lifestyle, is you can sit there and go, hey, I'm going to Las Vegas. I do remember this. So you can actually, before you go, do a search and try to connect with somebody in Vegas.

Like, Hey, I'm going to be out in Vegas January 19th. Love to see if you want to get together. Isn't that, there was a name for it back a few years ago, like a hot party or something. Hot dates. Well, hot dates, they have hot dates.

They're called hot dates on SOS, whichs which is swing lifestyle so you can do a hot date where you sit there and say hey i'm looking for as a single woman you can sit there and say hey i'm looking for a hot date on january 19th you know to find a guy in my area that wants to go out for dinner and then go back and fuck me you can sit there and say hey i'm looking for eight guys to meet me at a hotel and bang me you can sit there and you know whatever and put that out there and then you put it out ahead of time and see who responds to it and you know again you don't want to reveal all the details of it like oh i'm going to be in hotel whatever yeah in room 17 you know then you have unwanted guests so yeah so what you do is you wait and then you check out whoever contacts you and say yes or no, which is kind of cool.

Yeah. But what I'm saying is, no, you just reach out and establish something with someone out there. The other thing that, pardon me, SOS has is groups, and we had one. Yes, you did. Yeah, I forgot about that. You can group um according to uh whatever it is that um like ours was called less than camera shy we used to have photo parties um there's people we tried to start one it didn't work tried to start one for for groups of swingers to meet at different um micro breweries yeah and we just didn't get enough interest in that.

It wasn't going to be like we're going to be fucking there, but it'd just be a bunch of swimmers to meet, and we'd have our own little corner and see who goes from where. So you can start your own little groups, and you can make it private. You can send out invitations. You can make it open to people.

And then you have events you post it everybody gets a message saying hey this group is doing this at this time in this place you can say you're going to attend or not attend that is a great aspect i give that a 10 yeah because that's how we got uh all the information out for our photo parties and people could you know say yes they're going to attend or not attend so we could have some level of a headcount that kind of you know if you're going to sign up and say you're going to attend please attend that's just rude not to just show up just not show up i mean so that's the only we should start a group about adult content creator sorry we'll talk about that later um i don't even think i didn't think about that but yeah maybe anyway um so yeah i mean i think across the board i guess that the filters it has available for you um it's been around a long time it has a huge database of people it's ever growing um the phone app or mobile app put it that way um it works it's not great like if you open up your private or personal pictures to someone they can't view them through the mobile app oh they might be able to see the private ones they can't't see the personal ones.

And you can't unlock them. You have to go to a computer app to unlock them to somebody. Again, you can block people so they can't see you. In general, I'd have to give the overall site 8.5 out of 10. Yeah, that's not too shabby. That's not too bad. Like I said, we've used it for the last 20 years on and off to meet people. Because we paid for it. Yeah, I mean, that just made sense to us. Yeah, you can make as many galleries as you want, and you can name them what you want. They did away with some cool features.

They used to be able to see how many people visited every day um used to you know again there's some stuff there's a section in the back you have to look for it in tools that um you can submit or just read erotic stories oh that's right i forgot about that oh my god yeah so it's a lot more than just a regular meet and greet type website or you know app or whatever if you're new to swinging in that tool section is also swinger terminology there's a pdf i guess it is i don't know it has different lingo what bdsm means oh interesting you know whatever look that up i'm sure i need that was my hint i need more education i don't know what these things mean yeah um but um yeah i think it's if you're interested if you and your partner or you by yourself are interested in exploring uh swinging and it's it's international to the best of my knowledge we have been reached out to by people yeah i'd say it's oh it is international yeah actually when we went to uh ireland some years ago yes i actually had looked out looked up we didn't know where we were going to be staying right i looked up you know the ability to hook up over in Ireland.

Oh, that's right. Oh, my God. Yes, yes. Yeah, we didn't know what hotel or what hotels we were going to be staying at, so we just couldn't even plan that. Not to mention, that was a go type vacation. So, yeah, I don't know if I would have had time to have fun with anybody.

By the time got back to the hotel i was like i'm i'm falling asleep well jet lock jet no the jet lag was oh my god that was terrible but yeah that yeah that that is a cool aspect i had forgotten about with swing lifestyle yeah so like another aspect they had that they disabled and is like when you would get a message inside the the thing it would send you an email saying hey you have a message from xyz they did away with that huh because i i do i get messages from uh adult friend finder so and so oh it didn't well i don't friend fryers you know winking at you or wants to flirt or whatever.

I think if a swing lifestyle actually invested maybe into a better, you know, code writers or whatever, because there's just things they had that they took away that didn't make sense. Right. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe they just didn't think people liked them or used them. Like I said, if you and or you and your partner are interested in exploring Here we go. Maybe they just didn't think people liked them or used them. Like I said, if you and or you and your partner are interested in exploring into getting your toes wet, and you're like, well, how do I meet? Is that all? Well, whatever.

I'm not judging. If you're into that feet thing, maybe getting toes wet is not so bad. I'm not judging. You know, see if you can find someone in your area. You know, you might even find someone you know that you didn't know with swingers. That's happened to us a few times. A couple times, yeah. Yeah. The most recent one is this guy I went to school with. You went to school with, yeah. We already found somebody I went to school with. Yeah. So I was like, what, him? Oh, I would not have ever thought that he'd be into swing lifestyle. He was always very quiet, like one of these kind of guys.

And you're like, oh, wow, I did not see that one. Yeah, we all have freaks inside. I suppose so. Some more than others. Obviously. True. Anyway, so, yeah, if you're, like I said, you know, you can find other couples that are new to it also, so you can both ease into it. Exactly. You know, if you have a partner who's looking for something in particular, wants a guy that's well hung or whatever. You can find that. Yeah, definitely check it out. I think there's a lot to... I just enjoy looking at all the pictures. I do. Oh, I do too. Yeah. And not in a sexual way.

I have more fun like, really, you want to share that one? There's a couple that are always like that. It's like looking at looking at car wrecks like oh yeah and then then there's something really nice or just like oh then you sit there and go well yeah that girl wouldn't piss in my direction sure okay of course because she's gorgeous and stop you're gorgeous i am not gorgeous you piss on my side of the bed all the time. All the time. See, I would piss in your direction, see? You do. And then blame me. I would never. Always. I never piss off.

I take my Depends off and go, look, they're not wet. That's disgusting. Stop. Oh. You had to go there, didn't you? I went there. You did. I did. There's the line. There's me going over it. Yep. It's Christmas. I can do that. Yes, okay. So, anyway. All right. Yeah, I guess Swing Lifestyle actually is a lot more than I thought. I mean, truthfully, you're the one that was doing most in navigating, putting the pictures up. So, you have a behind-the-scenes, hands-on experience with it. I basically just look at the picture and he'll bring me over like hey what do you think of this guy?

And I might chit chat on it but I never used it the way he did. He has a cock right? I said I guess. I never say that. I like to see everything. Sarah, pull your kidneys out she wants to see no disembow yourself she needs to see i need to see them before i have sex with you can you q-tip your ears she wants to see if you have any oh god she wants to see everything clean out front of your fingernails she wants to see everything never mind i don't know why i to you. I really don't. I don't know. If it wasn't for the podcast, you wouldn't be talking to me. You got that right. Wow.

You heard it here, folks. I finally got something right. Yes, you did. It will start snowing any second. Well, it just might just because it's so damn cold. It's goddamn cold, yeah. Hey, to those in the country here in the United States, parts of the country have been decimated, especially up in Buffalo. They're getting pounded, pounded. I've just read something about kids stuck in a car, young kids. Oh, no. Whether the parent went out of the car to get something, it was just snowing so incredibly heavily. They're trapped in a car. I mean, it's just devastating.

Our thoughts and prayers brought to everybody. We've been through a power outage. My daughter's been through a power outage now for a few days. Just went back on after two and a half days. Finally, that's good. It's bitter cold across the country and snow and everything else. So our prayers and thoughts are with you. And again, we want to wish everyone health and happiness for whenever, if holiday you may or may not celebrate. That's a nice way of putting it. Yeah. And next week our show will be a New Year's Day show, I guess. Yes.

Maybe I don't have any playmates planned for that day that I know of. I think, I'd like to bring in the New Year's with a bang. New Year's Day. I'm sure you could find some. Yeah. We did have a playmate earlier today. It was kind of fun. So, you know, I mean. You have another one tomorrow. I have another one tomorrow. A return visitor tomorrow. Yes. That'd be fun. Yeah. You know, you gotta have some fun, right? You gotta slide down his chimney. Yeah, that's true. I like opening packages. And then back up, and then back down the chimney, and then back up. Yeah, he's pretty long. Yeah. It's fun.

Look at that smile. Pushing headphones off the back of your head so anyway might not have been one of the most funny shows I'm sorry battling some allergies or whatever it is today so I haven't drank enough yet I'm working on it so anyway I had to deal with her I've been stuck at home with her all day. Oh, stop. You would understand if you were... Oh, wait. I didn't turn her headphones off. Shit, you can hear me. Okay, okay. Let's just wrap this up already. For God's sake, word of enough. Wow. That hurt. Anyway, all right. Thank you again. And again, I want to thank everyone for listening.

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We'll talk to you later. Donna! Girl, go put some damn panties on!