Strippers - Facts, fiction and Fantasy

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Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. Hey, everybody, how are you doing? This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to another show of the hot wife podcast and i'm here with my husband vince i didn't say wonderful don't even go there i can relate to that one better than wonderful oh come on you are wonderful oh my own way to me you are oh here we Oh, yeah. Shit's getting deep already. We just started. Rumor has it you're cheating on me. I don't know. Oh, let's get to the video, shall we? No, honey, though. I don't know who that's in the video. I don't know who that is.

I don't know all those people. I'm sorry. Not intimately.

They look like they're on the same team but i don't know you can't hold me responsible and they all have the same color jersey i mean hey how would i know so so tonight we are going to talk about something you know pretty well and it's not cooking recipes that's for goddamn sure got that right we'll starve it it's about strippers that's right fact fiction and fantasy got that right yep i was a uh a stripper or exotic dancer or the name changed let's start with that the name when i first started back in 1980 and i was a dancer for 22 years yep and it we were still go-go girls really oh it was still go-go was still what 50 1950 whatever that's fine i mean and let's just say in the bar that i worked at they still referred to us as go-go girls okay which i thought was funny because it was very 1960s but i mean in every region of the country i'm sure they had different names for them and the names evolved and changed and mutated and and that's what happened that that's what that's what i saw as a dancer the name well i think the go-go thing probably started back i mean that was 1960s well i'm talking about like i i refer to laugh in oh yeah you know where they were the the big boots yeah yeah the hot pants and stuff and here's and then you know probably progressed into the goldie hawn bikini thing uh-huh that's that's exactly.

When I was in third grade, I wanted to be a go-go dancer. It makes me sound like I knew something. Yeah, it's true, though. I mean, I loved laughing. I mean, I was like, oh, my God, that's what I want to do. Now I look back, and I'm like, oh, I was so cheesy. You know, it's all about the tease. I mean, you know, and that's all dancer. Well, there's all there's supposed to be. Who knows anymore? There were always ones that pushed the limit. And I certainly. There's rule breakers in everything. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. You know, so but anyway, so you were saying.

But the name changed, you know, as I was as I I was in these different bars and over the course of my illustrious career, we sat down one day, we tried to figure out how many clubs I worked at. You had worked at over 40. Over 40. And, and in one, at one time, I was juggling 14 different clubs at one time. Yeah.

way the shifts worked out there were three and four hour shifts and maybe a couple five hour shifts you could do three bars a day well it wasn't hard to you know rigmarole and and shuffle a bunch of different clubs oh rigmarole you can shuffle a bunch of clubs and if you were ambitious and i was because i was going to college and you know everything i was trying to do i was very motivated to work as many clubs as i could I'll see Yeah, okay. But getting back to the name, the name changed as I was dancing in all these different clubs.

All of a sudden we became, we went from the go-go girls to dancers to exotic dancers to strippers and then back to exotic dancers again, back to strippers weird it was like these names kind of circulated and it became cyclical yeah it was very cyclical what's the hot button you know yeah i don't know what the buzzword is these days yeah i think we're back to being strippers again i have no idea it's been a long while a year since we've been there exactly i still call, exactly. I still call them titty bars. Titty bars. Yeah, it's a titty bar to me. It's not a strip joint or anything.

It's a titty bar. No, we're not a gentleman's club. You know, at least you're going to see titties. Unless. For the most part, depending on the state. This bent, yep. And everything else. I mean, like Jersey, I don't know if that's changed. I try to stay out in New Jersey for a lot of reasons. But New Jersey used to be, they had to wear bikinis. It's a bikini bar. Which I didn't understand. It's like, why would I go spend money in a bar to watch girls in bikinis dance when I can go to the beach. See the shit for free. Yeah, exactly. Or see less for free.

There was another anomaly that I found in New Jersey. It was called the Juice Bar. If you dance nude, which I worked at some of the nude clubs in New Jersey, they did not serve. I didn't know there was nude clubs in New Jersey. Yes, there was two of them I worked at. Oh, okay. Two of them. I don't think either of them exist anymore. It doesn't matter. But they were considered juice bars because they serve sodas and those kind of things. And some of them you could bring in your alcohol. Other ones you couldn't, there was no alcohol at all. Okay.

Like some of the ones in Pennsylvania, they were the BYOs. BYOs, yeah. Yep, you brought your own, they did not serve it. Owls. Owls, I mean, Cabaret, and Redding. Herbs was it, was it? Herbs was a BYO. Was it, they both? Yeah, Herbs was called Herbs BYO, and that was in Allentown. That is, again, defunct. I'm sure it is. I could have sworn I bought a beer there. No. Okay. Mm-mm. All right. You are mistaken. It was a BYO. I've been wrong so many times. What's one more? Yeah, if there's, because of the liquor control board. You make sure you tell me that. I do. It's what a wife does. Yeah.

It's my job. If I didn't do that, I would be remiss. You hear a lot of things. Remiss is just one. That's true. But, yeah, that was the other, like, the weird things, like, different rules. Yeah, so it's progressed or regressed or something like that. You know, I've been out of it for a long time, so I do not know what's going on. It's been, like, since last Thursday. It's been a little longer than that. Yeah, no it has been more. 2006, you retired, right? Three? 2004. Four, okay. It was like the month before I started working in corporate America. Oh, okay. Literally the month before.

It was like May, I quit, and I started. There was a short time that I thought it overlapped for a very short time. No, there was no overlap. I thought there was. No. Okay. Again, I've been wrong. No. Before. I mean, I did take a short hiatus, like near the end there. There was a year or so where I didn't dance, and I was trying to get into a real job, but... Yeah, still looking for that. Still looking for that. That's not happening. Well, you had one for a lot of years, and that's gone away. Kind of. Thanks to COVID. Yeah, well, a lot of things.

COVID has killed a lot of things, can I tell you. But anyway, so, you know, you have a lot of experiences.

I have experiences with you by working with the different strippers over the years, by bouncing bachelor parties and bachelor parties you've've done right so um you know as the title of the show is fact fiction and fantasy let's start with the facts now what kind of facts are you implying what do you okay well well there's probably less facts than there are fiction you know yeah i know i was trying to see like okay where are you going with this well like one of the facts is the dancers in general don't get paid by the hour they work for tips now in general to the best of our knowledge it's been years since we've been out when i started in 1980 we were paid yeah we paid an hour as of more recently as of now we can't speak as of that might have changed it could have it could have changed now when i was okay let's just go with my experience because that's all i know when i started i was getting paid and then of course over the years that that changed and what happened was they actually how can i put this that makes sense i actually paid to work there yeah which was like ridiculous as soon as i walked in you knew right off the top you would have to pay the bouncers the dj if they had a house fee yeah there was definitely a house fee and a house mom that you had to pay this this is a woman or a person that was in the dressing room that supplied you let's say you you tore it out but she had a needle and thread to help you out she provided snacks or foods or those kind of things so but not every place had them so you didn't have to do that did you take care of like any sexual needs you had oh yeah absolutely all the time okay i just jumped to the fantasy category.

But I mean, so you walked in there like $35 to $50 in the hole automatically. In the hole? Oh my God, here we go. Yes, not that hole, you idiot. Not that kind of hole. It's like a tissue box all of a sudden. But yeah, you walked in there already behind the eight ball. it's like you you knew that you had to you had to make some money before you can make money before you can make money exactly yeah so and that's a fact in my experience at that time yes that was a fact and people thought oh you're making all this money it's like no you walk in there.

There are some nights that, let's say you had a snowstorm or whatever, you're dancing for four people and you walk out with like 50 bucks. It's like, all right. And again, another fact is not every dancer makes the same amount of tips. Oh, no, that's exactly true. Some guys like other girls better for whatever reason. It's like, oh, you've got longer legs or you've got bigger tits. You're more friendly. Whatever. I don't like redheads. I like blondes or whatever. Whatever it is. Sure. I don't like model dancers that spray me with mace or something. Whatever. Really? That's a turn off for you?

I'm just going with personal experiences. No, I'm an aphrodisiac. I've learned to like it. Oh, there you go. Aphrodisiac now. Red pepper spray is starting to catch on to me. You know, you rub some off, you put it on your food, and you're like, yeah, it's spicing it up a bit. I bring Doritos and a spray on that, too. Yeah, spray on that, too. So anyway, but yeah, so people don't understand that, you know. So we'll get into fact, fiction, and fantasy.

The fantasy and fiction that i always found interesting is you had more incidents with it than i did i heard a couple guys talk that like you know these girls are just horny they're here just because they're horny we're nymphos yeah you're dancing and stripping you're not really there for the money it's not really a job you're there because you you're horny you're a nympho you're just trying to pick up guys yep that's exactly what it was yeah keep going with that fantasy i mean it's it was very exciting there was a sexual it was it's it's always because i'm an exhibitionist i found it very arousing sometimes to see the guy's reaction to me.

So sure, that aspect, it was arousing. Was it sexually stimulating in that way? Not as much as you would think because there's a lot more physical exertion and your body can only handle so much. But in the night, man, you're exhausted. Well, you're basically doing aerobics for four or five hours. For eight hours a day, yeah. You know, six days a week, you know. I don't dance at weddings, yet alone, you know. No.

But, yeah, and it's, it was always amazing to me, these guys who thought that, like, oh, they're just, you know, I don't really have to tip them because they're dancing because they want me no I don't think so god I hate to dash that fantasy but that's yeah I was dancing to put myself through school and do you know I found interesting of all the dancers I knew since we've been together, the number one position they were all going to school for is nursing. And that's what I got minded. But I didn't want nursing to begin with. That just fell into my lap. I wanted physical therapy.

There was a lot of different dancers that I got to know that were, oh, I'm putting myself through college. Oh, what are you going for? Nursing. Well, the thing with nursing, and I get it because it's a very, very flexible and malleable kind of education. You can spin off of it. You can go into so many other fields. Once you get your RN, you can definitely do other things. How many dancers do you think actually got into nursing? And two, how many do you think actually admit that they used to be a stripper? Oh, I would say very few. Very few got into nursing?

Or very few admit that they used to strip? Yes. Probably both.

Well, okay, well, talk about your experience as far as far as like once you got done your degree and now this was the 90s yeah 92 there was so there was a nursing there was that glut where there's kind of a hiring freeze yeah well i got into nursing for all the wrong reasons yeah but you don't have to yeah so i did it to appease somebody else and to the help of boyfriend who was sick he was dying of cancer so i got my nursing degree to take care of him i didn't want that i really wanted physical therapy but i thought oh nursing would be good anyway because if i get that degree again it's very it's a very flexible degree you can do a lot of things with it but i i didn't like it i just i, I didn't like it.

I was the whole thing. It wasn't my cup of tea. And, you know, for people who like it, go for it. Well, then the aspect, too. You get out. At the time, you know, nurses at that time were making $30,000, $35,000. And dancing, you were making more than that.

Yes and working a lot less hours and didn't have people throwing up on you and it was i was having fun it was yeah it was it was a fun job and i enjoyed it that's why i did it for 22 years okay so now what would you say was your favorite aspect of dancing my favorite aspect besides counting the tips when i got home yeah okay outside of the money outside the money sure that just goes without saying well sometimes that was fun some um which is a whole nother discussion to have after when we counted money from after bachelor parties. But finish this one. I'm trying to...

I think the best memory I had is when I had to audition at this one BYO, this nude club, you had to win the audition. Otherwise, he didn't hire you. So you had do this audition and and when the applause when he held me up to yeah held his hand like over me to see like okay this wasn't an audition in his office no no this is on the stage no this is on the stage that's how he did he was actually very very professional and and if the crowd liked who he's going to hire. It made sense.

He had these big open auditions, and then you did your set, and then whoever won, he might have taken the first top two girls and then hired them. So when you heard that roar of, for little old me, I'm just like, I'm just a little, you know, it's a damn, not nothing. That was pretty exciting. I never had that happen before. It's like winning a contest. It is winning a contest. It is winning a contest. Sure. Okay. And that was pretty exciting. And then, of course, I won. And he was like, I'm so proud to have you here. And I was like, cool. I've never had to do that before. Yeah.

Never had to do that. Wow. I really need to kill the dogs. We cannot do a podcast. No, we can't. I mean, we're going to have to get some duct tape. But anyway, so there was always interesting stories that came from you from the couch dance room. Oh, that was in the later years, yes. But tell you what, before we get to the couch dance stories, there's always been unique characters, too. And the one I'm really thinking of was Jesus. No, God. God. We should call him God. Okay, God, yeah.

So let's talk about god there's always i i think a psychologist or a psychiatrist could really write a book just hanging out in these go go bars oh sure in every bar there's always certain characters and the one character that vince is talking about is the one the savior the one that wants to save these girls from this horrible environment and this and he's there every night he's there every night and he would be like you know donna you know god talked to me today and he and i had this vision that you know i saw your we weren't married then i saw and blah.

And, you know, God said that we should do this. And I was, and I'd be like, and he would, you know, tip the girls, you know, if they hung around and listened to a circle. He tipped you quite well. Yeah, he did. You were one of his favorites and he tipped you. I was as patient as I could be with him. I really was. It just got to the point when he, you know, it just got to the point. I just can't tolerate this anymore. It was sort of like History World Part 1. He'd walk in, and you'd go, God. He goes, yes, my son. Yes. Yes, my son. Yeah, and there's always characters like that in every bar.

The one that wants to see. There's characters like that everywhere. When I go to cigar shops, there's guys like that. Is there a savior there too? I work at a gun shop. We have guys like that. These people are everywhere, unfortunately, but they're kind of what makes the world go around, I guess. Well, this guy was wanting to save us from this. And it wasn't anything sexual with him. Did he ever do a couch dance? No. So, I mean, it wasn't like, I mean, he was almost kind of spiritually legitimate. He's still creepy. Yeah. But you had to hang out with him.

But he would tip you for hanging out with him. Ah, yeah. There were times he gave you $100, $50 out there. Then he gave you a gift card one time yeah for a couple hundred bucks yes for because you had told him your printer had died and he got you a gift card to go buy a new printer yeah yeah but i just can't oh well the price of admission there it was a bit much for me i'm a person. I'm a spiritual person. I don't mind talking about that. I've heard you yell, oh, God, a few times. Oh, yes, I have. That was just yesterday. Yes, I have. In a good way. I didn't say good or bad.

But in that environment, I just didn't really want to, I just didn't want to do that. I just didn't want to go there. Well, it's uncomfortable no matter where you are. No, people are like at a coffee shop. I've been much more. Well, the guys at work for me, with me, they always like, you know, when I'm out at the sales counter, they're like, I don't know how you do it. You get the most psychopathic fuckers there are.

And they said, you sit there and just somehow deal with them you make friends with them and you know you just smooth them and sell them something and they go to fuck home i was like that's what i'm supposed to do isn't it you know they said i couldn't tolerate i'd shoot some of these people it's like yeah well i was in the back of my head but you know oh my but uh can't do that they tell me no so so with that done yeah that was a car he was I don't know. I don my. But you can't do that, they tell me. No. So with that done. Yeah, he was a character. He was a character.

And there were other ones. Yeah, that had to come out. There's always the groupies. I think that he was a groupie, but there's other groupies. Sure. There was a heavyset guy who used to follow all the dancers around. I didn't follow all of them. He was heavier than you, believe me. Oh, okay, good. He had two canes, he had diabetes, and this is the gentleman. I remember you talking about him. I can't think of his name, but it's irrelevant. I remember his name. There's not a problem.

But he would follow all the girls around, and he'd have to have stories for them, and he'd go and have little trinkets for us. Did that the guy fold up dollars? No, that was somebody else, different guy. He always hung us up. When you're trying to go in for tips, you've got to be quick.

You can't be having a whole conversation when you're trying to get your tips because you're not going to make any money and he would hold us up every time but he was a nice guy he took him out to dinner a couple times he was very gentlemanly he was very nice he had a heart attack at a porno convention exotica oh yeah and it killed him he had a heart attack there and died on the floor of exotica Doing what he'd love to do. Porn, yeah. Didn't we see him at one? No.

killed him he had a heart attack there and died on the floor of exotica doing what he'd love to do so yeah yeah didn't we see him at one no the one on x city i thought no he was dead before then he died before that oh okay that's somehow i thought okay yeah so there's always those characters that the groupies that follow these girls around wherever you are you know the i always had a this is time of printers, I used to print out my schedule so he could stalk me. That was smart, yeah. Yeah, if you don't want to stalk you, don't give me your schedule. Go over one of the fantasies people have.

I know the answer to what I'm going to pose the question to you. Aren't all dancers nymphomanias? Well, we just went over that. No, no, I'm talking about like when you got toys and stuff like that. At the one club, you said at Christmas they would come out and throw vibrators around for you guys, brand new ones and stuff like that. Well, this is not just Christmas.

And then we can also talk about when we had first met, started the one website, we hired a bunch of dancers to pose and stuff so why don't you go why don't you tell that story because that was that was before that was uh yeah it's not ancient history but but that was when uh don and i met we were just it was 98 yeah and uh i had been doing photography for quite a few years and the internet was still almost more of a bulletin board system than it was an internet that we know today um it was definitely dial up and definitely slow as shit and you couldn't put video up video yeah the internet was not fast enough to handle video um and video you know video wasn't digital it was still analog on tapes and stuff back then too so yeah so anyway um okay brain fart the story i'm telling oh about um the dancers that we have yeah yeah i remember getting pictures and when don don and i hooked up to start a website uh again we were just best friends and um so using her connections with these girls because she had the trust um you know we offered and we paid these girls way more per hour than they were making in the clubs per hour okay because i had a decent job at the time and uh you know i, this is back in 98.

I was paying the girls $125 an hour. An hour. To shoot pictures. To do nude pictures. Just girl, girl stuff. Girl, girl or solo. Yep. Just masturbation, girl, girl stuff. I would say 80% of the girls. I didn't want to get naked. Didn't even want to get naked. Nope. I was like, wait, you get naked on the stage. You're not making $125 an hour at these clubs. Nope.

I'm going to pay you $125 an want to get didn't even want to get naked nope i was like you get naked on the stage you're not making 125 an hour at these clubs nope i'm going to pay you 125 an hour to get naked to masturbate and or if you're willing play with another woman yep no penis was involved anywhere i didn't touch the models i didn't go near the models um and but i was always they were quite They're prudes.

dancers are at that time i can't speak for today but uh the ones that i worked with in this area and there was like 25 of them yeah were for the most part super prudish i was gonna say super prude even surprising me because i was like come on i work with these girls we're we're doing filing each other on the stage you got him in front of a camera oh no don't want to do that i was like you just fucking groped me on stage literally the day before literally yeah and we've got to go and 125 an hour even in today's rate is pretty good pretty goddamn good so back in 98 that was fucking phenomenal that was fun and these girls I i don't know i don't want to do that i was like but you jumped at 125 an hour cash up front but anyway so yeah so again and we can't speak necessarily for every woman or what's going on this is just our experience in this realm with us so if we're off base so that's that's the way it goes the girls didn't want to no it was surprisingly and i i thought for sure i mean i worked with these people and they were still like no we're not we don't want to do that wait i'm gonna make more money and all i do is basically the same thing i'm doing on stage but to show everything nah i'll take the money though yeah so that was fucked up that was Thank you.

wait, I'm going to make more money and all I have to do is basically the same thing I'm doing on stage but to show everything? Nah. I'll take the money, though. So that was fucked up. Although we did do that. We started to talk about Christmas at the one bar. It wasn't Christmas. We'd have feature porn stars. I'm talking when they gave out all the vibrators. Yeah, it was during the feature dances. Oh, I thought it was at Christmas.

I'm sorry and uh they would give out all these they were cheap ass uh vibrators in the packages and like yeah yeah here's all these vibrators and you know a couple of girls i was close with like yeah on stage and then when they get back into the dressing room they're like here do you want this i don't use them i'm like fuck yeah i'd come home with like i'm my whole bag my costume bag was full of these freaking vibrators now one aspect that we haven't covered what's that is back when you did bachelor parties back then we had a duffel bag a a huge gym duffel bag yes full of sex toys the thing is and i mean The fucking thing weighed 20 pounds oh it seriously did yeah and that duffel bag minimum minimum duffel bag was a christmas gift from the owners of the one bar i worked yeah it had its name on yeah their name on it was i used to bounce the bachelor parties and i would carry the thing in there and the thing weighed a fucking ton so the funny part was i'd be carrying these got this goddamn bag in there and one or two of them would go to fuck off so i'm carrying a bag and all of a sudden it's or in the back in the back of my car driving like what the fuck is that oh it's when the vibrators but uh but yeah the girls didn't want them i mean i mean when i would when we were photographing the girls and stuff like that some of these girls are like i don't really know what to do with this yeah i remember that what do you mean well i'm i'm not allowed to have one my boyfriend doesn't like them he feels their competition for him it's like maybe he's a step then your boyfriend needs to get the fuck out of the way learn some shit man there's some fucking fun he can have he doesn't understand he knows how to use this you know it's like going to you know i can't say sears anymore but it's like going to fucking uh home depot picking up some tools like what i can do with this fucking tool man it is a tool yeah i can you know get make you fucking jump through hoops for me you know if you know what you're doing i mean, that's got to be a whole other show is, you know, toys.

Toys or are they tools? You know? If you know how to use them, right? I don't know why guys feel like they're in competition with it if they use it while they're... Because they're not secure. Is that what it is? I think so.

A lot of things have to do with confidence and security huh that does make sense yeah because you know if you're using the toy as you're kissing her and as you're doing this you're you know if you're just using the toy just sitting back and just you know just shoving it in her that's one thing but if you're kissing her and fondling her and like teasing her with the toy there you go absolutely but i can't do that i don't think i've got bigger Thank you. kissing her and fondling her and, like, teasing her with the toy. There you go. Absolutely. I can't do that, I don't think.

Yeah, I've got bigger cheeks than you. But anyway. I can't. That is something I have noticed, too. You know, like, when you and I are playing, you know, I'll use a toy on you while I'm fucking you. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Absolutely. I don't, it's, you know, the toy has never entered my body, nor will it. We're going to change that. No. I can't get that drunk, and I can't hide the bruises on you that well. Oh, it's nothing to be violent about.

Something goes in the exit in the exit yes um but anyway no i mean no one because there's times when you're playing with others that you know you use a toy on yourself while they're absolutely yeah which i get hey if i could kick up my level of arousal sure everybody talks about edging oh yeah well you know a toy kind of gets you edging gets you there doesn't it i think so okay but i've never seen anybody try to take the toy from you and use it on you while they're playing with you ah that's interesting i think men it's a thing that it's an insecurity and a lack of knowledge yeah i get it because um because i've even used a toy on you while I'm licking your pussy.

Oh, absolutely. You know. It might be that maybe they don't know how to use it. Maybe they don't know what on-off solution is. It's not like it's complicated. We don't read directions anyway. We're men. Come on. Oh, that's true. You just kind of grab it and try to figure the shit out. And you know what? Women will just sit there. If you're not doing something right there, they're going to go, no, honey, here. Okay, now hold it right there. Will they? I'm guessing. I don't know. I do. I'm very verbal. It's been a long time since I've been with another woman. A few months. A few months.

Yeah, she wasn't very verbal so i'm very i'm very um i give a lot of direction i'm very directional because i want to have an orgasm the words pausey sure you can say that that's fine but then we have women that we've been with that you don't hear a word from them and then you're like did did she come did she not come did she like like it? Did she not like it? We're not mind readers people. Men are not mind readers. Yeah. We're getting off the stripper topic but anyway that's a whole other thing is Gotta be communication. Being helpful? No. What's the word I want to use? I don't know. Verbal.

Communicate. Oral is more than just one thing. Oh, I like that. Oral is more than just one thing. Yeah, you've got to be verbal and, you know. So if I'm licking your pussy and you want me to do something, you need to orally tell me something. That's verbally. Verbally. Oh, man, really? You've got to just bust my shit. It's verbally. You're going to just bust my shit. Wow. Yeah, you have to be, yeah, communication. She fell down the steps, your honor, I swear. Shut the fuck up. Shut up. I don't want to hear it. Yeah, okay, verbally. I'm trying to use orally twice in a sentence, okay?

Oh, is that what you're trying to do? I'm trying to do. I'm so cute. No, I'm not.

So that's the whole thing with the toys that's what we're yeah so dancers aren't here or at least the dancers i have been with i let's just here's the the fantasy ruined i know majority of dancers are either hate men oh dear god yes that is so true they may have a boyfriend but they still hate men you know um some of them are truly lesbians and yeah you know they won't tell you that because then they're gonna ask you know they they know you're gonna say oh go go down on her or whatever yeah exactly so but um you know a lot of them there were some we met that i met that basically were doing it to support their boyfriend husband oh you know i'm not talking bad about bikers but there was a lot of these guys that were bikers and they didn't work and uh the girl was just doing it to support them yowza yeah yeah i i ran into a couple of them myself and um but uh yeah and you know they I don't know.

support them. Yowza. Yeah. Yeah. I, I ran into a couple of them myself. And, um, but, uh, yeah. And you know, they, they just do what they have to do to support them and go home. They're not that they put on the act and generally they're going to be the ones that you're going to notice at the bar that won't let you touch them really because their boyfriend doesn't want anyone touching them, but you go make money doing that where someone is going to try to touch you. Could possibly touch you. Yeah, and most bars, in all honesty, the boyfriend's husbands are not allowed in there.

They're more strict about it recently from what I understand from friends of ours that they made it obvious that the boy't be going. I can see there's people that get jealous. They won't let the bouncers do their job. If someone's touching the girl and getting out of hand, it's the bouncers' job to stomp on that. Yes. And the husbands, I would guess, or boyfriends will probably overstep their boundaries. Don't look at her that way. It's like, well, don't you touch her, you know.

There's a song by um Nickelback about that oh yeah so as a segment we're going to come up with for episodes here forward I'm going to challenge you and and me that we have to come up with a sexy song for the week a sexy song for the week week? Yeah, like the one I'll come up with right now, that if you have never heard it, it's, again, different definitions of sexy. Right. But go listen to Blackstone Cherry, Blame It on the Boom Boom. Oh, Blame It on the Boom Boom. Yeah, I've heard that. Yeah, you've heard that, but I'm saying, so, again, we can't play because of copyright. Yeah, exactly.

But if you get a chance, we're going to try to come up with a song that you should go check out as a sexy, kind of good song, kind of has a sexy appeal. There's another one.

I can't remember the name, but it's something about Shake It from blackstone cherry too there's another one so oh but that look yeah so every week every pot every wednesday night show i'm gonna give you a song to go check out there's something kind of sexy yeah because blame on the boom boom is exactly what it says there's blame on boom boom as you're getting banged it's about i think it's self-explanatory it's pretty much it. Yeah, we said sexy songs. Boom, boom. Sexy. It's not talking about the car backfiring down the street. No, it's not. No, we're not talking about that.

Hey, you never know. There's a car down the street and it's backfiring. Boom, boom. No, it's not that. Blame it on the boom, boom. No, it's not that. It's past your bedtime. But anyway, So anyway, but um anyway back to the dancer scenario so there was a story that you told me that's still one of my favorites from the couch dance room oh yes i know a story you're gonna say yep and i want you to tell it because i find it hyster, and again, especially now with being the hot wife and playing with a lot of younger men. Exactly.

And, you know, so this young man was enamored with you, and I'll let you take it from here. Okay. Well, as I was going around, I'm trying to remember this as clearly as I can. So if I'm a little bit off from what I've told you before, this is what I remember. Yeah, that's fine. I just remember I was going around, I was collecting chips, and this guy was doing the whole schmooze thing and trying to be real suave and all that. And he always asks you, like, well, how good are you in bed?

And, just trying to oh i'm lousy yeah exactly my pussy's loose i haven't showered in months i've got general herpes i got droopy nipples but i'm great in bed i'm great in bed i can't hold my I've had anal sex so much i can't hold my shit in so you want to come home with me if that isn't alluring enough i'll pull my penis aside and you can fuck me what you don't want to go to the couch answer come on Come on, I got a hard on. Let's go. You're just so not right.

So somehow I remember I was like, well, you know, I'm like, well, you know, if you want to see what I'm like in bed, I said, why don't you take me to the couch dance room like contest driving? Okay, correct me if I'm wrong. Okay. From what you had told me before, he was telling you, he says, you need to come home with me. Well, they always kind of do that whole. But you have to spell this out. They don't know. People that might be listening or didn't hear that. Yeah, you can't. So he's like, you need to come home with me. I'll be the best sex you've ever had. No, he didn't say that quite yet.

Okay. And it wasn't until like we actually started, you know, maybe he did say that. I'll be the best sex you ever had. I was like, well, okay, let's take me to the couch dance room. Let me see what you've got. I can see what I've got. Okay, so I get him into the couch dance room. And, okay, couch dances are typically four minutes long. Length of one song, typically. Keep a rodeo in mind, all I'm saying. Exactly. So I'm doing my usual, you know, sitting with my butt on. I'm grinding from one song.

You're wearing a thong but you're topless but yeah i'm wearing a thong he's fully clothed he's fully clothed and i'm he's not you're not reaching i'm not reaching down i'm not touching him yeah you're absolutely right and i grind my hips on him and i turn around and go the other way and i always like like to whisper like dirty things into people's ears a little, you know, nothing real dirty, but dirty talk. Two minutes, the guy freaking came in his pants. Two minutes. Best sex. Best sex I ever had. I'm good for two minutes, 30 seconds. Ha ha, motherfucker.

So he left with his tail between his legs pretty much. Yep. And wet pants. Wet pants, the boot. Now. Hey, I guess I was the best sex you ever had because you didn't even get your dick out, motherfucker. You didn't touch his dick? Nope. You didn't see his dick? Nope. And he popped. And he popped. Wow. Remember that one guy in the couch dance? He should really pound his chest. Oh, he should. He's the best sexist I've ever had. I might have to give it up to him. There was one guy, remember, I did a couch dance when I'm grinding, going on, talking like, you know, my usual dirty talk.

I had like a little scenario. I want you to pay my bills. Yeah, baby, yeah. I want you to till my garden yeah baby yeah i want you to till my garden yeah i'm gonna plant vegetables deep i'm wet oh i want you to paint my house yeah my usual unclog my shower a drained bastard. I would definitely get rid of somebody just not to the end. I'm not that kind of guy i had this like little thing i like to you know talk to people and the guy gets up off their couch hands me a 50 goes that is the most erotic thing i've ever heard i was was stunned. I was like, what the fuck? Thank you.

Yeah, but then there's me. Oh, well, you are the most erotic thing I've ever heard. Well, the one girlfriend you had. Oh, yes. Can I say her name? There's so many of her. It doesn't matter. She doesn't go by it now. It probably wasn't even her real name no well it was just it was her dancer name yeah april so many aprils out there a hundred million aprils but yeah she was this willowy blonde she had like light blonde hair very pale skin nice tits nice tits very perky um and we did like a you had two of I did. Both you and her. You tell the story because you're on the other side.

No, it's more, that way it sounds like I'm not bragging. Okay. Well, I'll let you brag for me. I just remember like both of us being on you and grinding on you. And I know she did her dirty talk. And you out-talked her. You out-dirty talked her. That's what it was. Yes, I did. Yes, you out-talked her.

Because I remember she got up because she she got up and she broke the club rules yes she did she took her thong and she opened it up and pulled her side pulled her side her puss or her thong exposed her pussy takes her finger wipes it up between her pussy lips and this long slender stream of mucusy pussy juice pussy juice is between her finger and her pussy and she says look what you did to me yeah baby that was pretty hot I do remember that I gave you tips on how to talk dirty yeah I mean I couch dance with like 20 different guys Thank you.

yeah baby that was pretty hot i do remember that i gave you tips on how to talk dirty yeah i mean i couch dance was like 20 different guys so you fucking caught on i'll talk dirty to you baby i'll i'll fuck you i'll fuck you so hard it's like no no no stop that it puts the lotion in the basket no, no. The other one I found really interesting, you used to tell me all the time about this one gentleman. He was a black gentleman, irrelevant. And you always said what a nice guy he was and very respectful and everything else. And you had mentioned he had a decent-sized member. We should call him.

Well, no no we didn't till after i saw him that's where i'm going okay okay i don't want to ruin it for you okay go with the story then that's where i'm going with the story so you had told me about him and uh he was cute i guess i yeah for what i remember that was a long time ago yeah i i didn't honestly after what i want to finish telling the story, I didn't actually see his face.

So I went to the club where you're working and i was at the end of the bar and you weren't anywhere around so i didn't know pardon me if you were upstairs changing or in the couch dance room or wherever you might be right so um i uh i was sitting there having a drink and you came out of the couch dance room and it's like oh but then all of a sudden this gentleman came walking out behind you and he's wearing sweatpants this fucking monstrosity in his pants it entered the room five minutes before he did it looked like i said i coined the phrase with him tollgate this goddamn thing it had to be a minimum of 14 inches it was and he's wearing the loose sweatpants not like right you know the typical kind of jersey material, fucking cotton or whatever the fuck that is.

And it's just like, Jesus Christ. It's like, I got dizzy looking at it. It's like, damn. You know? Yes, I remember that.

And then the interesting story with that, too, was his wife had found your number or something i must have given him like um a business card or something because he calls me she's what was my husband doing i was like your husband was a complete gentleman i said and he was he always was he always was i said you know i said he's just there for eye candy and just you know the chat with the girls i said he is a gentleman i said don't even worry about him doing anything i said he's just there for he's getting all fucking fired up coming home coming home and poking you in the back of your brain stem with that fucking thing jesus yeah i don't know if you would have taken that as a compliment i just try to say no he's there for the eye candy well it's just we're just visual television for try to play that down.

I don't watch that channel, but we don't pay for that. It's just like, you know, he's just there to watch the girls, as you would if you were to watch television while you're making dinner or something. That's all we are to him. We had someone who was potentially going to call in tonight. Did we ever give out the number? Did you ever give him that number? Yes, I did. Okay. But anyway. I think he's too shy to call in. That's fine. I know how that is. Yeah, me too. I'm very shy too. I'm too shy to talk on it.

I talked with a couple on one of the swinger sites we were on that was interested in, they're wild. I mean, she's wild. And I would really love to get both of them on the air but um but she's too shy to get on air apparently and she's are these the ones that do the lives that they'll have sex in these these rooms at the no no it's different oh this is a different couple okay i was gonna say they're shy are you kidding me no no for some reason that coupleores? No, no, it's a different group. Oh, it's a different couple. Different group. Okay, I was going to say, they're shy, are you kidding me?

No, no. For some reason, that couple keeps telling me, oh, we're going to be at this place at this time, and it's always like mid-afternoon, and I'm like, dude, I work for a living, you know? I'm sorry, I don't get to go hang out at the... Adult bookstores.

Yeah, the place where you're at with, you know getting having sex i'm sorry i um i'm at work you know when they go is somewhere around i'm four to five hours into my day i still got a couple hours to go so oh my god that's funny but uh yeah so but um the uh the whole stripper fantasy, fact, fiction thing, I mean, again, we can't speak for necessarily what goes on today. No. This is back when I was a dancer. Now, when you were dancing- Probably 20 years ago. Did you give more attention to female customers than men? I tried to give them attention, too.

Because I always thought that in a business sense, like, again, before you and I got together at any level, you said you remember me coming in, but you also knew I was not, like, one of the creeps that was too busy trying to play grab ass or anything else.

I just kind of, you know, I admired the talent call it that and you know hell most of them i didn't even put my dollars between the tits i just slide across the bar right you know it's like hey here's a tip for what you do i don't a girl in my opinion girls in my opinion in all honesty i don't receive any pleasure just touching skin between your tits right and i know the woman doesn't necessarily receive any pleasure for me touching between her tits it's again they don't it's just like hey i just want to tip you for what you're doing here this is you know so but that was me um but um where was i going with this now um well that we first got together.

Oh, we got together a long time ago. That was a long time ago. I just drank a bunch of... Stop doing that. But no, it makes me feel good. I just, because there's so many things we've been through I know, the whole dancing thing in my head I'm going three topics ahead of where we're at I should probably have a list but the dancers are just it's an interesting subject the girls I don't know what they're making today do you think they're suffering from shortages in employees like everybody else is today? Like, you know, you go to Walmart, they got like two lanes open. That's a good question.

Do you think you go there and they have like one dancer where they used to have like 20? I don't know. I don't know. I know that COVID could not have helped the bars at all because of restaurants.

No, another one bar by where i worked that you used to work in they actually had put an outside tent up and there was pictures they were putting on social media when they're doing that the girls were all wearing masks and stuff it's like okay technically it's a fetish sure it is but i yeah i mean you gotta do what you gotta do but if you're gonna wear the masks you can only have the equivalent in my opinion of three masks so you're gonna have one over each nipple and the pussy you can't have one over the mouth one of the other ones has got to disappear that's funny it's a three mask well here's the thing it's like if these guys didn't drink when they do like drink and then put their mask back on is that i'm like yeah i'm gonna get into the political aspect of this and i can't do that okay yeah it's like the whole thing doesn't didn't make any sense to me but yeah i'm sure it it hurt the girls that's for sure i was glad that what i i'm like i'm glad i'm not dancing anymore there will be no money yeah one of the shows we'll have to do in the future is about um bachelor parties that's a whole nother if i can fiasco topic yeah because i did a whole bunch of them with you and without you yeah as a bouncer and i bounced some with other girls that were a little different than you um you did not do extras during that.

A couple of girls might have. I tend to leave when they started doing that because I'm not getting busted for prostitution. Yeah. That's, you know, I have no problem with that. The one girl in particular, you know, she had a, I call it a unique talent. Yeah, unique talent, yeah.

So we'll go leave it there leave it there please just yeah but um if so here's a question okay if you could would you go back to dancing i still have dreams of dancing which is really weird like i have i still have i mean it's been over 20 years since i've danced and i'm still i still have these dreams i wake I wake up, I'm like, damn, I dreamed I was dancing at this club and I didn't have outfits to wear. I had a dance in my underwear, which is whoop-de-doo. It's not that much different. It's not that much different.

It was like, I, you know, I wasn't that, but I had a dance in my underwear and, you know, something happened and it was like, so I still, I still have that mindset and even chatting like doing this whole porn hub thing so chatting with people there's still that teasing and chatting that you do as a dancer. Waitresses do it I mean a lot of people do it so it's that's still that kind of interaction there we go so it's interesting Thank you.

a lot of people do it so it's that's still that kind of um interaction there we go yeah yeah so it's interesting yeah it's still in my blood it's still it's still there for sure i saw pasties upstairs so yeah back in the day when i had to do the pasty thing well well the tassels i was one of the girls in the early early days that was the coveted talent if you could twirl your tassels, I was one of the girls. In the early, early days, that was the coveted talent. If you could twirl your tassels, it's like, so I bought a pair, and they're kind of like, eh, they kind of sucked.

They didn't really spin that great. So I made myself a pair, and I put a fishing lure inside. It's called a barrel swivel that they use for fishing. Sure. You're a fisherman. You would know. Well, no, I'm not. I used to be. I thought you used to be. Used to be a long time ago. But you know what a barrel swivel is. It's been 20 years plus since I fished. Oh, yeah, probably. But in the barrel swivels you get to put on your fishing, the lure is to make them spin. And I was like, well, if I hot glued that in there, I made fabric, and I would put a keyhole in it, and I would curl it around.

You would just basically say you put a barrel a barrel slip on it. And I'd put a tassel in the end that I made. It's just not a visual medium. Yeah, sorry about that. But I could get them to spin it. I'm going to spin one way, I can spin the other way. And clockwise, I can make one stop, but I can make one, you know. Yeah, you were talented with that. I was pretty talented with that. Again, we'll get into that when we do bachelor party topic.

Well, even for this, it's like, you know, I could jump up on the pole at one of the bars and hang upside down, take my top off, and the tassels would be there, and I'd spin them upside down. Again, before you and I knew each other, one of the things, when I would see you dance... At all these different clubs, all of a sudden, he was like, you know, I saw you dancing at that club. I saw you dancing at this club. But one of the things I always respected about you, you were one of the few dancers, and I think it's kind of a lost art, that had themes. Themes, yes, that's true.

That was one thing we didn't touch on. You would always come out in costumes or costume that matched the theme. You had music that matched that theme. Well, it was back in the day we actually put on, dare say a show i mean there's the typical i always had to quite you had the dirty nurse you have the you know the wedding and then you dance to the this music that goes with it with the gentleman's clubs you have to wear a gown you must wear a gown well what the fuck am i gonna dance with the gown it's all the music doesn't match it doesn't matter well you can come down in would tell me.

And I was like, well, then I have to go back upstairs and put my fucking gown back on because this is a gentleman's work. Okay, don't get angry. You're not doing it anymore. It was like ridiculous. Don't get, don't relax. It took away all the artistic. I know, USA, USA. But it took away all the artistic part of saying you have to wear X.

And I think think again it's been a lot of years since we went to the one bar probably seven eight years ago yeah to see a friend of yours yeah and again there was no themes there was no it's just yeah it was and they don't even dance they just sit there and shake themselves around it's like It's like having a standing epileptic fit. Oh, when I worked at that one club, there was a girl there that did salsa dancing. Oh, my God. She has no idea how good she is to have her make. Little Casey. Her name was Casey. And she, I mean, she wasn't. Oofa. She didn't. Hang on a minute. Yeah, I know.

I mean, she could salsa dance, and she was just. It was the smallest thong ever. She was just small all anywhere. She had an ass, she could bounce cool with salsa. It wasn't like she was like mixing salsa dancing in with erotic stuff. It was just salsa dancing. Salsa, queso, whatever she wants. And she was amazing. Amazing. It was erotic. It was, but it was... Spanish dancing, like that kind of stuff, is erotic anyway. Well, I wouldn't say erotic. It was sensual. Sensual, okay. But she added a little extra to it, and then being barely dressed. Yeah. Basically just wearing a thong. G-string.

Just a G- maybe that much more appreciated i think if she would have liked she never did any kind of my face but you know what she didn't do any floor shows she never did any slow songs she didn't do anything sensual that way and slow she did it all standing like a lot of us will do we'll be we'll have Certain faster faster songs we'll do standing up if there's a slow song we bring out a uh a rug or you know something fluffy what we we would call a flow a floor show and i would bring out lotion and actually do a lotion show so you had to be careful with that because you don't want to get lotion on the pole it could be dangerous yet or on the floor or the floor that's why i always put down a covering or i who had this big fluffy thing look like a big giant, it could be dangerous.

Or on the floor. Or on the floor. That's why I always put down a covering. I had this big fluffy thing, it looked like a big giant bear rug type of a thing. You roll that out, it always looked kind of cool. Okay. But she was cool with that salsa dancing. That was really erotic. She was cool a lot of ways. Yeah, she was. So you got a chance to see a lot of difference in people's interpretation of dancing techniques. Sure. Which was always better. And then there's some who didn't have any.

No, there's some girls that just yeah, there's a couple girls that just stood on the pole and just wiggled around and like what are you doing? I would still love to go. I've never been to an amateur night. That would be interesting. I'm going to take you to an amateur night. What am I going to do on an amateur night? Don't even think. Don't even go there. I would be very disappointed on so many levels. Don't. He's got this evil smile on his face. Take that smile right off your face, motherfucker. I'm not dancing. I am not dancing. No, you didn't. Don't. No. I wouldn't. Here here's a...

Here's the thing. I bring out my pasties and I do my... I'm like the amateur my ass. Here's the thing. I could take you to an amateur night and not say a fucking word. Just take it to there and you'd like, I gotta get up there. Oh, I don't know. You know you would. You do that shit all the time. In my head I would, but my body's like, no. You would do it anyway. Yeah, but I would... You would do it anyway. I wouldn't even say a word. It wouldn't be good. It would not be good. Yes, it would.

No, it would not be good no would not be good i bet you'd be surprised you said that about shooting videos and stuff months and months ago and look at how many people were watching your videos and sending you emails and uh yeah i don't know i don't know how to I'm sorry. Well, I think you should be appreciative. But anyway, so dancing, the dancers, I'll put it that way. It's an interesting lifestyle. You could call it that, I suppose.

I mean, for me, it definitely was because i did it for such a long time it was ingrained yeah in me i went into it like for a year or two i did for 22 years that's a long time it became and i i treated it as a business i mean there's a lot of girls like you talked about that couldn't couldn't get up on stage until you did like three or four shots or more or coke or or whatever oh no because some of the bars i'm not saying you i'm saying other girls yeah i was until i had to start doing uh champagne courts where they wanted you to drink champagne with a guy i never drank or smoked or did any of that nonsense while i was dancing i won't say i won't say 100 there might have been like hey when i hit off my joint yeah okay and i was like i always resented i always regretted it because i when we were on the stage it for me i i treated like more like a sport it's like if i if i fuck up i'm gonna hurt myself and then yeah with those heels and stuff yeah if other girls have lotion on the body i remember seeing girls wipe the poles down wipe the poles because the girl before them had body lotion on or whatever and she was rubbing all over the pole and also the girl goes to do pole work yeah you know i've done that before or you i stepped once i i was i was wearing i always wear stilettos that was my thing i like this i don't i don't like platforms i like stilettos i like that a higher heel but well being four foot 11 yeah but but a platform for me they don't bend yeah platforms don't bend and i don't wear either so yeah so i get that but i stepped my one foot into the shoe of the other and i fell backwards and as i fell backwards i went into a backwards roll and came up standing up and the one bartender was like wow you saved that one i was like hell yeah man otherwise i would have fallen flat on my butt yeah you know and that's you know it was like oh my god i can't tell you how many times you know it it is you could get you could get seriously hurt yeah you could get seriously hurt i remember doing a kick so high at one bar the next day i had a bruise on my boob wow i kicked myself so hard i'm like oh my god what's i did that one time playing soccer yeah playing soccer i kicked my foot my leg came up so high my knee hit myself in the nose i gave myself a bloody nose yep oh back in the day we were young and limber i don't think i don't think i could do that now i need a vague memory now but anyway so we've killed an hour over an hour now oh my god how is that possible with dancing well there's so much so much oh so many characters that you we didn't even touch upon no no but we hit on some of the more colorful yeah the more colorful ones is.

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