Steve's Visit Overview

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Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast, where we discuss all the good, the bad, and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle. Hello, it's Donna Lynn, and welcome to my hell. This is Donna Lynn, and you're not. Oh my goodness.

Oh, we just listened to the excerpt from yesterday's podcast which is on the pro which is on the prior podcast which is actually on one of the uh patreon podcast we're getting mileage out of that fucker um i i laughed harder this time than i did when i heard it for the first time i'm laughing harder every time we hear it yeah and then we start this podcast with vince's and this is a serious recording and if you are under 18 yeah there's no way even listen to this podcast you're crazy as yeah this is not meant as medical advice or treatment but if you're listening seek treatment if you're If more important you should be doing I was just busting his balls there's no way you maintain that level of maturity in one take professionalism that's right whichever person out is forward at the Oh, well the time oh well yeah i mean i've met all 17 and one of them is slightly more serious than the rest of them yeah yeah i was actually 19 two of them i know two of them are shy yeah yeah so it was the pre-bourbon one well and again like you got when you were laughing you were saying something it's like how's he come up with this shit?

Yeah. I mean, you've been around now for three days. Yeah. And you've seen that just what people hear on air is just exactly how we are. Yeah, guys, dude, I'm telling you, come on out. It's only $200 for a tour. You get to see the studio. You get to meet the wonderful husband, Vince. You get to meet Donna, which both nipples are exposed right now. And so this is Steven signing off. My mouth is going to be busy. And Vince's nipples are out. All four of them. Yeah, all four of them. Two of them are better than the others. Yeah, well, two are real small. Don't tell Donna I said that.

This is her show. She has the same opinion. Vince, they look way better. Well, I'm getting three of them pierced but they're long dangly ones so it covers up the fourth right you know you know what i'm a trendsetter well it's buy two get one free who makes that sort of deal i'm getting my hemorrhoid pierced too oh oh really yeah yeah i've never thought about that Is this on? Can you even hear me? Your mic is on, really? Yeah. Yeah. I've never thought about that. Is this on? Can you even hear it? Your mic is on, yeah. Huh. I can't hear anything. I can't hear, Donna. No, here. Mic's not on.

No, this is... And welcome to the Vince show. Welcome to the hot husband. Welcome to the hot husband show, Vince. I had turned up. I'm sorry. I was like, is there anything I'm... Yeah, no. Yours wasn't up for it. I'm sorry. You're just doing that just to piss me off.

Oh, no donna you have to you have to sit in front of your microphone you can't be under vince's desk see i want to turn stevens down he's a lot a lot louder so i want to turn his down but turn yours down by mistake it's the bourbon and besides you have to get closer to your mic if i get any closer i'll, Vince, move her mic from your crotch. This doesn't look like a mic, but it's a mic, I swear. Why is it pink? Yeah. It's going to get red in a minute. Anyway, so tonight is actually the last night Stephen's going to be with us. I know, I'm so sad.

All right, let's not bring this up because no one wants to hear a boo baby cry on it. No, no. So this is a two-part show, is one show. But basically, I want to kind of recap his visit to us and how much we've enjoyed his company and everything else. And then we're looking... Checks in the mail. Yeah, okay. Don't try cashing it. but I post dated it for you know 20 And then we're looking... Checks in the mail. Yeah, okay. Don't try cashing it. But I post-dated it for 2037.

And then I want to hear Stephen's take on going from being someone who just happened to stumble across our podcast and the subliminal messages worked. Listen to the podcast. Yeah. And then your take from being a listener I don looking for. Your perception of what... When we talked about coming out and everything else versus what reality is. No, no.

I have no foot in reality so yeah no i'm excited to share all that is is a prerequisite to to when i answer that it's uh it's been a a whirlwind of uh expecting awesomeness and receiving greatness so i that's pretty good received neither no oh are we not on the hot husband vince show i i thought sorry sorry we'll go back to that it's been mediocre we're on the boring we're on the boring hot wife show oh okay yeah yeah okay this is not the all about vince show yet no he's going to take over. He keeps threatening. Oh, okay. No.

So, again, over a year, probably a year and a half at least, because January would be two years for the show. Yeah, so if I could speak to that. So my recollection, and Vince and Donna could probably speak better. I don't know if I speak better. Well, you know, I'm going to try.

Well, bourbon contest uh okay so you will lose not gonna end well it will not no that's gonna be like our friday night which will never be aired those stories will not be told uh do not look for those on any future podcast i'll send you my paypal uh yeah vince that checks in the mail too those are secrets um i have pictures it was scary i have pictures and video yeah yeah so point oh up a point one point yeah okay one but we're trending upwards right yes okay good good so uh no so yes sorry uh vince took his t. No, I completely lost my train of thought. I only took one. I thought, what's that?

I left two in. I only showed you one. But it had both nipples, so I thought I saw two. I mean, you got four. There's two on each, Vince. I thought I saw a pair. I thought I saw a pair. You saw a pair, but yeah. Pull your pants back up, please. Hey, Donna. I said nipples, not nuts. Yeah, Donna. Out from under the desk. This is your show. Donna. I don't know. Pull your pants back up, please. Hey, Donna. You said nipples, not nuts. Yeah, Donna. Out from under the desk. This is your show. Donna. Donna. Okay, here she is. It's your turn to talk, Donna. Yeah, yeah. Stop it, Donna.

He was exposed in his chest. She's laughing, so she saw my penis. Oh, my God. Oh, that's so funny. Anyway, yeah, so we're interested. We'll start with you. We'll let you go first. So, you know, tell people, I mean, again, we're not looking for praise, even though I paid you for it. Yeah. But, you know. Well, it hasn't cleared, so it's going to be an honest review. I mean, we've always said from the beginning of the show, we don't have scripts. We don't talk about what we're going to talk on the show. We come up with a topic, and then that's all we do.

We'll sit there and go, hey, tonight's topic is whatever. And then it's like we don't talk about it together until we're in front of the mics. Yeah, which I've learned is very difficult because we will be talking.

Like before this podcast, just in normal conversation, we were just discussing stuff, and somebody said, oh, that's a great topic, and then it was, shut the fuck up, Steve, because we can't talk about that anymore, and I didn't even think we were talking about the subject, but it related somehow to the subject, which could have been a tangent we could have covered here, so no, it's truly unscripted, just raw feelings, emotions, thoughts as they arise. And it truly is. It takes a level of dedication. You know, after the party. Oh, that was tough. It's tough. I couldn't shut up.

Oh, after the party. Yeah, after the party, I couldn't shut up. After we talked today and you said, you know, hey, Steve, that's a really good topic. And then I knew it was coming. Like, shut up about it. Yeah, I knew it was coming, right, Donna? Like, shut up.

we we talked today and you said you know hey steve that that's a really good topic and then i knew it was shut about it yeah i knew it was coming right donna like shut up and i was like hey you guys have only known me for three days good luck muzzling me hey steve that's a good point shut up wait till you're on air wait but i am on air oh just shut up yeah i didn't say breathing air i said on air yeah no so so to cover it so realistically is is being a podcast listener and it's so crazy i'm speaking to you guys from the show time the fuck out i am now where you are as the listener because that's where i'm putting myself so as a listener i i listen to a lot of podcast.

I the lifestyle but i didn't like hearing how it was talked about as if i was learning science or english or or even when people talked about their experiences it was their experiences i was still part of an audience listening to a lecture for for lack of a better word. So you put the penis into the vagina. Into the vagina. We went to parties and everybody had fun. Taking notes. A little slower. Hold on. You put the penis into the vagina? Can you draw? Teacher, can you put that on the board? Well, the board's behind you.

I'll go over there and draw over there draw donna when you do that it has to be a hole in a single finger right now you're double clicking the pointer finger that's not you you have it wrong that's mine and vince's way you you can't you can't do that double pointer fingers is penis and penis that's the sword fight show yeah that's the wrong one i said the vagina donna half hour is the sword fight show get it together We're fucking professionals. That's all sword fight show. Yeah, that's the wrong one. Why didn't I sit the vagina? Donna, half hour is the sword fight show. Get it together.

We're fucking professionals. Jesus Christ. No, we're not. Not even close. Hey, everybody, I apologize. This is the hot husband, Donna. What? Donna's husband show, Vince and Steven. Hi, this is Vince. We have a special guest, but they're not here, so introducing Donna. Guys are talking over each other, and I'll stop that. Hi, I'm Vince. Welcome to my show, and this is my wonderful wife, Donna. This is my wonderful stylist, Donna. Yeah, no, but so realistically, speaking to you guys, talking to them, so I travel quite a bit for work. I spend a lot of time in the vehicle.

They't keep them in prison they have to move them around well yeah it's a short bus and they're shackles but they give seropods right so we get to choose our channel so no so i was listening and i i went through a couple of different podcasts and and again i i went through one and there was two sexy girls hosting it and i was like like, oh, this is going to get good. And about four minutes in, outside of a sexy voice, there wasn't substance. Like, we have that? Well, no, there was content, but there wasn't. When I say substance, I'm looking to connect with what you're saying, right?

I want to be part of the conversation without being able to answer. I'm listening to you guys talk, feeling like I'm in the room. Like, that's what I'm looking for. I'm looking to be part of the conversation and it just wasn't doing it. And then I found this show and I couldn't help, but like, as they were discussing and bantering back and forth, Never. Yeah, never. I mean, she is really mean to Vince. Thank you. Jesus Christ. Yeah, but no, so like just listening to them banter back and forth, it was real, right? That's what we do. Real boring. I have one question when you're done.

Well, the stage stuff is what you're supposed to say and what I'm supposed to say. The ab lib and the real life and the, hey, let's laugh for 30 seconds about something we said and then we'll get back on subject. That's the real life. And so I just, I felt connected. I'm not going to like it, but I'll take it for the team. Yeah, like that. But, you know, but no.

i'll take it for the team yeah like that like but you know but no so i'll take it for the team i felt uh a realness i i guess the most part you know but no so i felt a realness so like i i listened to a couple shows and i felt okay you know what i mean not only are they entertaining and they're delivering the material and message, but I'm a part of the conversation. And a lot of the times when I actually emailed the show, I would tell the guys all the time. I'm like, Oh, Vince would say something and pose a question as him and Don are talking or that, I guess.

And I think, fuck dude, I have an answer. And I'd say something. And and then five minutes later into it like somebody would bring up what i was thinking and so it just revalidated that you're crazy too yeah yeah well i mean they won't admit me you know but yeah oh yeah but but no so like i just connected uh real i like it's a four-letter word like real. They talk about real shit, and they don't do it in a way that is lecturing or informational because that is not real. No one enters the lifestyle, investigates the lifestyle, or plays in the lifestyle as a professor from Gilligan's Island.

Some think they are. It's all, yeah, but it's all trial and error. It's all real people that have human emotions, that have on days, that have off days, that are busy, that are not busy. I mean, it is, so I just connected to the real part of I'm interested in the lifestyle.

These guys seem to know what they're talking about or at least vince got you fooled yeah yeah but but so no so that's where i connected and so you know i they they always talk about reaching out they say it at the end of every show and i thought yeah all right let's give you guys a a fucking try let's see what your robotic reply says to this, right? Some sort of generic, thanks for reaching out. We appreciate you. Love the show. Go fuck yourself, right? Oh, you did get the email. You did get the email. No, but so I did, just like they said, dude. He wrote his goddamn book.

Send out a review, good or bad. But I wanted to, when I sent that email, I was impressed. And at the end of the day, if you guys were to read it, there's nothing you could say other than, please don't email us again. You're on the do not send list. We will call the cops, right? But that's what you guys said. So I figured you had read my email. Well, we did. But no So, I mean, so they were real. I reached out and you, you get a response, which is a listener that doesn't happen. Like it really doesn't. It doesn't.

I've listened to a lot of podcasts and when you do get a listen, it's that blow off. Like I said, that, yeah, that, uh, you know, yeah. Thanks for listening. We appreciate your, your patronage, uh, buyage uh buy a shirt yay go fuck yourself you know and i'm like yeah all right cool no but it was a a real response it was a real email back this is a a personal exchange of i enjoy what you guys are doing and it was a personal exchange of we appreciate it with feedback of well what can we do better you better? You know what I mean? So there was a level of real there.

So instantly after they replied to my email, and I replied back with a couple of pages. Yes, you did. Every time I get email from you, Vincent Hill. Or a text message. Or a text message. Oh, I got another email from Steve. Look at this thing.

It's and i'm reading it in my defense i labeled the chapter so it wasn't that hard to read he had tabs on the side so i could skip this part and stuff and yeah i sent cliff notes and a hard copy and you know head footnotes to justify his statements yeah yeah but when you're interested in the lifestyle and you actually get a response from accredited people you respect well i knew you were gonna i knew you were gonna laugh you cannot cannot say that with a straight face accredited and people you respect and what the fuck have you seen donna's videos go to hotwife.com Jesus Christ she's hot so yeah here's your 20 bucks.

Had nothing to do with one debating hot Donna. How about hot Vince? I haven't seen the videos. I'll let you know when I see them. They're short videos. They're so short that I don't qualify for Instagram reels. Yeah, but, you know, so no.

no so i reached out and there was that personal connection and and to be honest uh i think i emailed them twice and then they were such a delight to talk to i asked them i said hey would would you mind if if i text message you guys it's just easier than writing email because a lot of times like a lot of you um listening to these while i'm driving to work or i'm driving home to work or i'm driving to the gym uh i can't listen to it at the kitchen table unfortunately with my two young kids getting ready for soccer because then i would have to explain why dad's a retard and uh i've got way better excuses than uh i like great sex you know so uh i understand it yeah yeah so i'm still looking for it yeah honey you know just keep looking i am i'm i'm praying for you me too i found it go look at donna's stuff i'll tell you you're just talking about the video you shot that's what it is you know i mean everyone else did a good job, but I'm not going to like it, but I'll take it for the team.

That's going to be your new catch. Yeah. Why did you do that? But no, so I reached out my text message, and, you know, I mean, friendship ensued. I can't, like, so I did. Friends friendship ensued and and we've been talking and and me and vince and and donna will i'll call vince and and we'll catch up and over the phone and and talk and just catch up and and we'll talk to donna and i just uh we've we've talked about this sick kinship me and Vince have for brothers from another mother.

And Dawn is shaking her head pathetically right now like she's in the room with two Vinses, which is a total of eight nipples. If we're keeping track. Well, at least six. Well, at least six. Yeah, four and, well, three and a half, you know. I don't even know where to go with that. Don't judge the over-nippled. The over-nippled. This is just, I feel, I need a safe space. Hyper-nippled. I need a safe space, I'm sorry. Yeah. So do I, I'm two maniacs here. Oh. Well, no, we let the dogs out and now we're back. Hoop, hoop.

Yeah it's been i i just i guess i'm trying to stress it's scary part is it's real he came out here after listening to the show he's like i want to come out and hang out with you guys like really okay yeah my dogs are trying to get away yeah that's not even that. The dogs love you. No, I didn't say anything about him. I'm saying they want to get away from us. Oh, okay. That could be. The dogs don't want to stay here. They're like, help. But yeah, no, the dogs are going to cry tomorrow when you leave. Oh, yeah. We've bonded. Yeah. Oh, my God.

So anybody, and this is where I say people relate like when i listen to them so i got fur babies at home i've been away for a couple of days they've got two of the cutest dogs in the world that are completely loving uh i mean if you have dogs i mean it's it's been a it's been a blessing to have them here being away from the ones that i miss but i'm getting attached it's it's gonna be just as hard to leave them as it is to leave vince i i mean donna i mean welcome to the hot wife donna lynn show and i met donna donna's furry i like to pet donna's furry yeah well she's trimmed it you know we'd whacked it yeah well we had to refill the spool because it we ran out a couple of times you know but we got through the big brush went through the medium brush went through the small brush and you know now it's pricklies i'm getting ready i'm getting ready to buy a brush hog when we came out with a machete i did get worried yeah yeah well you know it was a jungle in there it was a jungle in there not It was a jungle in there.

Not as worried as I was going in there. It was fucking sounds. Had the lamp on my head. Here he is. I had my signal flares in case I got lost. Not a bad idea. They never made it above the bush, though. He could have died. I was afraid of sitting wildfire. It's kind of dry down there. But, yeah, no, I mean, it's, again, we've talked countless times for countless hours on the phone over the last year and a half or so.

It's been that long too i couldn't believe it in your pool today we were all just taking a float and uh just hanging out yep pissing in the pool it was great yeah yeah it was i like it i like it like that yeah peeing in the pool is great oh it's awesome saves time oh why would you want to do anything else just oh wow it's nice this must be a jacuzzi pool it's swim by Vince the water got warmer we kept playing that a periscope game but no yeah a year and a half a year and a half at least yeah at least because it wasn't long after we started the podcast that you actually reached out to us I'm your number one fan vince i told you i'm probably i won't say i'm your first fan because you're loved by many i mean i don't know about that well come on i don't reach i don't reach south africa well i mean actually now i am hello south africa this is utah australia we have people we have fans in australia we have fans um actually in asia we have fans like we actually our show uh luckily and i thank you all um in like the scandinavian countries we actually do pretty well there okay yeah so you made your point i know none of those people yeah so we know none but you know everyone who listens is a friend yeah but truly though So truly, we're not, and can attest to this we are real people yeah i mean if in that statement of everyone that listens is a friend so truly making this podcast right now sitting across from you guys we are grateful to be talking to you right now i i know i am and i'm looking at i mean that we we've done this i'm over here stop staring at donna's tits stop staring at donna's tits i'm over here i have made my decision vince okay well she's i now give him something to really stare at yes you do and they're out so steve signing off i feel hungry it's for power time Wait, I do have one question before you move on.

It's four. Two plus two is four. I've told you this before. Stop it. Let's get serious. I know you think it's algebra. It's not. If you think it's ready to pop, then squeeze it. No. No. That's not as it. That's my penis. Well, that's what she was grabbing for. I just...

No, what she was grabbing for i just okay what's your question how how did you find our podcast how in god's name he told me this but i know yeah you know the story yeah that's fine tell her yeah yeah so did you so i was interested in the lifestyle we know that yep and so same thing there's there without knowing so if you're interested in the lifestyle without being able to i guess and the amazing part is i want to preface it no knowing which one of your friends to discuss it with because it's amazing once you start discussing it with your friends how open many people are to it like you you almost feel like you're on an island when you yourself don't know anybody thinking i'm interested in this lifestyle none of my friends have ever talked to me about it i must be on this fucking island and i must be this weirdo you know what i mean so it's almost you can't reach out to a friend uh because again they're feeling like they're on the same island and it's it is and from a newbie standpoint and that's what i'm talking about right so it's weird because now being in the lifestyle for a little bit uh i actually am more realizing this is really the norm i i i mean uh seeking sexual pleasure for gratification uh without it having to do anything other than without love attached without love attached to it um is normal sure i think so it is normal but you don't you don't feel that way when you're alone without somebody to talk to well i think it's still taboo in the sense of okay i'll speak to donna and i the average person you sit there and go man i find it really hot watching my like my wife give or receive pleasure from other people.

Oh, yeah. People are like, because people who have found out about what we do and they're like, you let your wife fucking suck other men? I would never let my wife do that. It's a lot of response. What's the problem? It's like, oh, I would never. I don't even like when other men look at my wife. It's like, you got bigger fish to fry than that, buddy. But so the norm is they think that's so taboo. And again, we've talked about this. But I think it's due to insecurities. Exactly.

I was going to say, it's an insecurity thing because if I felt like some guy was going to hit on my wife and give her a good time and she was going to leave me, that would be something that would oppress me. But if it was some guy's going to hit on my wife and give her an orgasm, and then my wife is going to come tell me about it. And then as she's telling me about it, she starts playing with me.

And then she's telling me the kind of fun she has as she's recreating it replaying it and doing it with me i cannot help but get turned on by that well how about this i just came up with this concept how about the aspect if you look at it it's like okay i think my wife and i mean this um is so beautiful and gorgeous and everything else that to share her with guys who might oh my God, she's so hot. And for them to be able to try to or succeed in pleasing her is like a reward. It's like, honey, look, this is how beautiful I think you are that I think you need to share yourself with these guys.

Give them the honor, or whatever you want to word it as, the chance to be with a beautiful woman you well see and that's not like not saying fall in love or whatever but how many guys how many you know especially growing up i say when you know you have like back in the 70s like you know everybody was all gaga for farrah fawcett okay as an example just the first one popped in my head so how many guys would love to have fucked farrah fawcett you know back in the 70s especially when she was alive but you sit there like oh my god not necessarily going to fall in love with her it's like if you just had that one chance you know and now in my case Donna like you know she gets to see like these guys like oh my god you're so beautiful you're so hot you're so sexy you're you know I knew there had there had to be something in there i just came and i'll take it for the team and um so yeah but you're gonna save that one yeah i gotta take that off the board um but you know so it's like so then your wife or girlfriend or whoever gets to have that hive like oh my god that guy made me feel good not just sexually but you know even just my self-esteem you know it's like yeah you know so and then they're now on a high so they come to you it's like oh my god honey thank you that was a great experience it's like you know that guy made me feel good both sexually and emotionally emotionally is probably the wrong word but you know i mean it's what I mean?

It's like my esteem. That's what I want to use. Your self-esteem. You know? Sure. So, I mean, we've been various places that people have made comments to Donna about how pretty she is and how hot she is and stuff like that. And one guy was like, oh, I'm sorry, dude. He was like, no, man. You're more than welcome to compliment her. I think she's gorgeous.

And I'm happy when other people not only feel that way but tell her you know there's nothing wrong with in my opinion someone you know telling my wife how pretty attractive whatever it is she is that's great she is i'm like you know and then and then validating it because it is nothing more than an orgasm sure validating it by pleasing her and and giving her that rush that feeling of oh my god uh your husband has to say this to you right or at least that's how most husbands feel uh when their wives compliment him and how most wives feel when the husband's comment yeah you have to say i'm beautiful.

Wait, wait, hang on. Wives can compliment the husband? I was told by somebody in this room. I'm not going to mention I'll give you initials. I'm not going to mention names. I don't want to incriminate anyone. The initials are Donna Lynn. like compliments only go to the wife well you're telling me it can happen the other way i was told like a check valve it only goes one way it doesn't go back i don't know i'm just reading the script did you notice the script is in donna's handwriting yeah, well, it's actually... All the eyes have hearts above them. Stop. They're all just written so nicely.

So smooth and cursive and just sexual. But no, I can... It's rainbows. Rainbows? I completely agree, though, with what you were saying, getting back on that that so i always look at it as i'm turned on by my wife i am turned on by the sexual creature she is sure she could uh for lack of a better terminology be i'll say she is my favorite porn star there you go there you go so not only do I get to interact with that porn star and have my own play session, but I get to watch that porn star provide pleasure in just watching the faces of the men that are getting provided the pleasure.

Because again, in my mind, this is a sexual act that my wife is performing on these other gentlemen at the end of the party at the end of the play session sure we're still going home together we're still talking about it like this is a now here's the this is a moment in our time okay our our being the here's the key part here's the key part of what you just said it's a sexual act it's of love. No, no. It has nothing to do with love. And we've talked about this on many prior shows.

Yeah, that it's all a matter of, if people cannot separate love from sex, then the lifestyle, swingers, whatever you want to call it, is not for you. You have to be able to separate sex and love. Yep. Okay? The same way as I separate, you know, having fun and going to the gym. They're not the same. But they are. Yeah. No, see, you two, that's why you two will never be successful. We can't separate the gym and having fun. That's right. Yeah. Everyone knows the gym is painful and nasty.

Having fun involves pizza sandwiches ice cream and pictures of beer sitting on pictures of beer and bourbon sitting in a recliner doing nothing this is living okay okay oh going to the gym working out getting gray shape no no it will never catch on it's a fad it's a fad i've tried it for a little while it's not working for me it's not working you got these ripples and shit on your stomach like what the fuck they don't go away vince i don't get it i keep doing more crunches and sit-ups, and they just don't go away. Look at the lumps you have. You have these lumps on your arms.

What the fuck is that? Well, you have mosquitoes out here. We don't have them in Utah. I'm pretty sure it's an infected bug bite. But it's on both sides. I got a bit parallel. Your biceps are all swollen. It's like, I mean, come on. Your ass doesn't jiggle when you go up steps. What's wrong with man well it's probably water weight it's a lot more humid out here so i'm picking up water weight my ankles look bigger i don't know like next thing you know you're gonna tell me like having a big penis is something you should have i don don't know. Should you? I don't know. I don't have one.

I'm still waiting for my return authorization from Amazon. I'm telling you what. But, you know, so, but no, back to the whole thing. Now, do we hear? He never did answer my question. The answer is? How did you stumble upon this podcast? Did you, you know, Google it it did you peek over somebody's shoulder so being being on an island not feeling i can well he travels a lot for business i i travel a lot for business in in being what i felt like emotionally on an island and not being able to talk to anybody about it. So I actually just went to podcast and I just, I assumed that I can't be alone.

There's got to be. So I went to podcast and I literally just searched hot wife.

And again, without searching hot wife to find one, searching hot wife because I would love for my wife to be one right right so it was more searching hot wife to find a podcast that might give me insights on hot wives and maybe how they feel so i could approach it differently because i've brought it up with my wife you know what i mean with no success but so i just i just typed in hot wife right and then uh there was there's a whole list and i think you guys were like four down the list at the time and so i just whatever the first one was i i clicked on it and i just i just chose our latest show and I started listening to it.

Kind of like I was telling Vince, the first one, it was a husband and a wife, and it seemed like very clinical. They had a script, and they decided they were going to talk about this, and they probably reviewed notes. It seemed like there were possibly cue cards. So I, again, feeling I'm the only one feeling this way. And I needed realism, right? I didn't need to be preached to. I didn't need to be talked to.

I needed to hear from real people, not a professor or not not somebody just delivering knowledge somebody that lives the lifestyle somebody that is into the lifestyle somebody that understands the lifestyle not just somebody selling the lifestyle so i listened to a couple of them and none of them fit that so then i got to your guys's show and and again each show i did i i i told vince i listened to a couple of minutes of each one of them i i realistically probably gave him each 15 20 minutes you know and they they just weren't i didn't connect i don't i don't know how to explain it but i i felt like i might as well have been watching uh a a scripted uh uh tv show Let's go.

felt like i might as well have been watching uh a a scripted uh tv show right everybody had a line and they delivered that line and this was a topic and that's where it went and so it just didn't feel real and so then i found your guys a show and i started listening to it and you right off the bat and i told vince this when i emailed him the first time yeah the biggest thing that impressed me without even hearing what you guys talked about first and i didn't even i almost got lost in the fact that oh my god these people are real right like vince said this is a subject and donna said something and it was kind of funny and then vince said something funny back and then okay everyone laughed and then we got back to the like it wasn't scripted there's no cue cards there's no there's there's no uh we're not selling you anything we're we're they're speaking from their point of view and in their experiences and that's it not saying they're they're you skipped a line here on the cue card so slow but no but so there it's not even a teleprompter can't you read that look how big that is i haven't said it biden font but no that that was the biggest.

And even talking to Vince, a lot of people that reach out to you guys say the same thing. It's real. It's not scripted. And I think at the end of the day, especially when you're feeling like, God, I would love it if I love my wife and I'm not going anywhere.

And I know i know how much she enjoys sex well how much would she enjoy like we go out to a club and she's like wow that guy's really good looking and i'm thinking then go get him tiger you know what i mean because it means nothing like she's still gonna come home with me right after that dinner you know what i mean so we go out to have a nice meal.

And she sees a super hot guy and again has nothing to do with love she gets a meal and then she gets to feed gets dessert he gets dessert yeah yeah but but she gets to feed a desire right right a desire that means nothing other than she fed that desire right and then same thing we go home We go home and we have dinner. At the end of the night, we still went. We had a lovely night. We had lovely dinner. The only difference is when I tell the story, instead of saying, oh, we went out to her favorite restaurant, we had the meal that she loved, we came home.

It's now we went to a lovely restaurant. We had the meal she loved. She had a fabulous orgasm with somebody she found super attractive. We came home. We had our own love-making session, and then we went to bed. Bound chicken bow-wound. Bound chicken bow-wound. You know?

But so I found your guys' show, and I instantly became addicted without really knowing what I was searching for, like as far as material goes, but just knowing that i wanted to hear it from real people i i wanted a real perspective i wanted a non-scripted um you guys have talked about going to parties and not having the best time oh we know no other shows talk about going to parties and not having a good time you know you you guys have talked about going to parties and they're being real people that are very sexy and very personable and very enjoyable and are larger or and maybe outside of the norm of of society yeah other shows don't talk about that they don't but none of that is unrealistic or unreal like you guys so i just i didn't want to be bullshitted and i found your guys the show no bullshit and that's how i found it and i've been hooked ever since well a few people that we've had on the show um that are friends at slash playmates of donna's um you know they've listened to the podcast after finding out we have it and everything else and they're like again when we hang out and just chill and stuff and you can agree or disagree with this statement that they're like you know listen to the podcast it's the same as when we hang out with you it's like you guys live the podcast what we say and how we interact on the podcast is how we live and interact oh so i've been here for four days in every single podcast we've been sharing a stogie on the deck uh uh enjoying a little bit of bourbon a little bit little bit of bourbon well for vince i mean i got trashed on friday man i i yeah you were trashed oh my god that was friday today's not friday it's a normal conversation that they have over the kitchen table that they have over the porch that vince or donna says hey hey listen dude this is informative dude they might want to hear this Well, even though...

the kitchen table that they have over the porch that vince or donna says hey hey listen dude this is informative dude they might want to hear this and even the banter literally how we pick on each other conversation what how we pick on each other and everything else is what we do even off air yeah i mean she doesn't hit you when we're recording this but you know i mean there there has been physical abuse i'm trying to get over that i know it's like pstd just man up We'll be right back. I mean, there has been physical abuse. I'm trying to get over that. I know. It's like PSTD.

Just, man, we said you could cry after the podcast. I told you to bring that up. I'm nothing but loving and kind to you. Yes, you're right, ma'am. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I won't say that again. I'm sorry. Don't hit me. Don't hit me. All right, bitch.

Look look at my feet are you okay vince no he's good keep licking make a composure donna get off of him all right vince you keep talking we're gonna need a pussy to distract distraction it's okay it's okay oh we have a titty distraction going on over here i'm distracted and how does he do that how do you whip out your dick so quick and stroke it like that i don't know it's always out you just can't see it it's like a switchblade penis He said it again I can't try it It came three times Yeah It's like a switchblade penis He did it again I can't try It came three times I can't do anything I know, try, you can't, I can't do it You gotta keep it like loose You just gotta have big cheeks Oh, you guys can see this now Dawn is trying to replicate replicate well you can't be laughing you can't be laughing you gotta keep a straight face well he had his boobs out donna try that pull your boobs out and try it again let's see if that's something in my penis you won't laugh yeah i know stop it i'm trying everybody hurt all right donna if you just want to make that noise just just come stroke me there there you go that that's not working here just you have to have big cheeks like i do grab them big pinch big pinch like you're putting tobacco in i've done that so many times now i can't do it my cheeks aren't big enough i don't all right okay stand up turn around then you'll do it do it with your ass cheeks and your asshole thank you that's always attractive all right well just for the entertainment of the show i'm gonna take one for the team again it's my new sound bite i'm gonna whip it out donna make the noise yeah i can't make the noise now he's talking about his dick in your cheek i'm talking about my dick in your cheek let's make the noise let's make the noise.

Now he's talking about his dick in your cheek. I'm talking about my dick in your cheek. Let's make the noise. Let's make the noise. But no, dude, I mean, having you out here, like Donna actually said last night when we were laying in bed before we went to sleep, I was trying to have sex. She goes, I'm going to sleep. So she says you can't impersonate Stephen well enough to have me do that. Oh, my God. I never said any such thing to your face. You talk in your sleep, bitch. Oh, all right. I've got to stop that. She said, it's a good thing Stephen doesn't live close.

She says, we would be having so much fun and so much trouble. So much trouble. Yeah. So much trouble. We have both thoroughly enjoyed your company. My dogs, company my dogs obviously are in love with you they're gonna try to jump in your luggage tonight yeah of course i'm gonna try i'm gonna take them both home with me and if i can fit them in there i will yeah my short one's too fat to fit in your i'll leave all my clothes so i can fit them both that's fine i'll ship you the clothes i didn't bring much yeah i don't know how you and two dogs can sleep in a single bed. How does that even work?

We made it work. That's a tiny... It's sort of the military. Don't ask, don't tell. Yeah, don't ask, don't tell. The dogs can't talk, so he doesn't... Yeah, the dogs are walking funny. I was wondering why he puts a do not disturb sign on the door. He's sitting there by himself with the dogs.

I don't want to phone conversations and stuff we yeah loves having you here looking forward to coming back oh i'm coming back yeah i know i hope so um you know just when you get home you got to be safe in what you do for a living you know yeah i won't touch the crackly stuff yeah please don't yeah i won't touch that yeah don't that's what you have uh underlings for yeah bet you five bucks you won't touch that yeah oh my fuck yeah so well you just don't touch the the uh the voltage power in three states and you'll be fine stand in this bucket of water put your tongue on that thing yeah dare you double dog dare you see you can't like not do it then yeah not a double dog you can't get away from a double dog in all honesty dude like I said it's been a real pleasure check hasn't cleared dude oh this is pre-recorded oh we're waiting for the check to clear okay so this doesn't go out if it doesn't i get it no i'll just take it right the fuck down um yeah i'm just pissed off paypal takes such a percentage out of that kind of money um i know who would have thought they wanted 10 out of 10 bucks yeah that wasn't even that you know i can't afford a buck yeah um but But no, I mean, with the hanging out even the the drunken stupid thing was the big deal been there done that i helped you up the stairs man the laundry with precision yeah and uh you know well you you helped me put away the laundry the first night i helped vince up the stairs i helped everyone's talking like I was so hammered on Friday.

Listen, people, I helped Donna with the laundry. She showed up at home. First time I met her with a basket full of loaded laundry. To show my care, I dumped the laundry on the bed so I could refold it and show her that I cared. That's love, people. That's love. Yeah, tell me that's not love.

I was really drunk vince wanted to help me up the stairs and i was worried about his safety tell me that's not love i almost fell over the railing twice he caught me but i almost dragged him over so once he pulled me up i asked him are you okay well and you know because he could have went over he was worried about my safety because he's like i'm gonna fall on top of you yeah but uh no but uh yeah that was one evening i get it you know we been there done that got the t-shirt coffee mug and the bumper sticker so it wasn't a big deal for me um and then you know saturday we got to chill while don was working being a pre-party yeah i was at a party had a great time you it sounds like we had a good time we're still on a high from that oh dude i'm still on a high from that the one couple from the party is showing up here tomorrow yeah so i i guess i made a uh a good enough impression so so basically i walked i walked around the people with the clinic people's napkins and and uh you know refilled their drinks.

And so, you know, there was a couple from the party that reached out and said, we loved Vince and Donna and your attentiveness to my glass. Can we come over and play with Vince and Donna? No, the people from the clinic told them, who gave this to you? Oh, that's why they reached out.

That makes much more sense they want to serve you papers oh yeah that makes more sense oh my god so i had to send pictures of my junk i get to know yeah make sure the sores are healed yeah i gotta get the right angle where the sores look not as big as they really are perspective is all is key which is weird because they asked for them and i just sent them i just you know i figured whatever you know this is me people i'm taking one for the team i thought it was great that god gave me like you know french ticklers on my dick yeah ripped for her pleasure yeah they're painful for me it's almost like it's almost like self-lubricating you had to go there didn't you you had to go there didn't have to but i did but i fucking did breaking open yeah it's good stuff i'm not gonna like it but i'll take it for the team.

Stop it. We're going to wear this.

like it but i'll take it for the team so it's it's it has been a world when we we had a we had a front uh fun time friday uh you know for as much as i can remember yeah um i don't remember doing laundry but i i'm sure i did a good job vince's shirt has no wrinkles and neither does yours so i did a wonderful job folding my penis has plenty yeah vince doesn't have any new injuries so obviously i helped him up the stairs just fine just fine no new injuries yeah you know what i mean and the dogs are walking it off so they always kind of walk bow-legged anyway yeah they they already walked like that so you know no harm no foul they're crying more than ever yeah but no so so it was good like we said we uh we were reached out by a couple of the party that was uh hammered with donna and vince and they wanted to come over and play but they found out i was in town so then they rescheduled for tomorrow and unfortunately i'm still here for part of the day well so they're going to come over later oh so i guess they'll have to tell you how that airlines called your plane is being moved up uh to like eight in the morning yeah oh so uh the airline said that they put my bags in the in the vehicle before we started this podcast i want to i want to help you get down the steps okay okay you know i mean the airline said really with security issues they'd prefer you're at the airport 12 hours early oh yeah yeah full anal cavity search then is what i should expect is that by choice or by their choice desire excuse me I might be hiding something I'm not sure I can tell you I misplaced something and I'm not sure where it is when they ignore you just say the word bomb if you do it right if you search just right something will go off just reach in the places.

You'll never find it with just one finger, sir. Do your fucking job. Do you have any friends that can help you search? Take this seriously, going with three fingers. Do you have a manager that could help?

A trainee, someone young and just inexperienced that wants some experience soft hands and big knuckles did you ever see the expression on the face when they discover something new eyes round out they go oh my god what is that and it's like it's all for you mister you where am i going with this i don't know it's hang on hang on i'm not gonna like it but i'll take it for the team okay that's where we're going with that so anyway into the gutter no it's uh dude it's been it doesn't seem like four days seems like it's been there's maybe two days been four days. There's no way it's been four days.

Yeah. On some ways, it seems like it's been always like this. Six years. Six years. Yeah. All right. So Donna's input, it's been way too long. She's like, oh, my God. It seems like eight days. In all fairness, not tomorrow.

We're going to get up, and that other couple is going to be here, and it's going to be a day of debauchery but we have a deadline because we go donna's got to go to her evening position job and i gotta get you out of here to get to the airport so and these people just for people to understand the quality of what steven is these people are traveling three hours to get here to see him three hours one way one way yeah one way one way knowing that i am flying out so knowing they're driving three hours to essentially spend what might be only four hours with me right and then drive three hours home so they're talking about hanging out for four hours and traveling six hours to hang out for four?

Yeah. Jesus Christ. You must be equating him. You must be made an impression. Well, I took notes from Vince's first girl and the second girl. And so, you know, I just went in. I applied myself. You missed the other two. I studied. What's that? You missed the other two? No, they distracted me. I prayed, you know. I thought I was supposed to anyway. There were so many Hail Marys and, oh, my God. And I was like. Now, here's one of the interesting. Tomorrow, now, this couple is a very nice couple. Oh, lovely couple, yeah. So Donna has played with him. Yes, I have. Before.

And he obviously is very enamored with Donna.

Very now um this this woman her and i have talked and just haven't been able to connect just yet some history actually so you're telling me uh the history is is three parties so just hit a highlight on they missed the one in between the first party yeah that the first party we were at that they were there um just timing um you know i had got to play with a bunch of them and every time i was free she wasn't so never hooked up there but at the end of the party as we were leaving i was like because i wanted to play with her she's a very attractive woman very and uh i was talking briefly to her as we're getting ready to walk out the door it's like oh you know i i was hoping to maybe spend some time with you i wanted to spend time with you i heard about you and i'm like yeah but i put deodorant on this time so and uh she's like well next party well the next party they didn't show up yeah right so but they don't live close no so they travel pretty far the party after that was this past saturday so this was And I and i brought you which just kind of like cock blocked me so well i kind of did it well no no no time out time out in all defense by the time i took this girl downstairs vince was on probably the 30th orgasm from the girl he was playing with.

The first one. Well, yeah, but I was going to prerequisite that with. So Vince showed up and was literally flooded by all of the females at the party. In fact, the party host, as everyone is getting together, so the party host can go over general party party rules safety just making sure everyone's comfortable the host's wife said yeah you've heard this before take me downstairs now so uh you know he was uh he was i have my charter member card yeah so in v defense, you know, he had his mouth full. So it wasn't really a cock block. He had his mouth full when I met this extremely lovely couple.

I told you before, I had to thank the hostess. Well, it's important. We only brought wontons so you had to eat her pussy. Because, you know, we only brought wontons. And I brought a good bottle of bourbon too. Well, that's... Because, you know, we only brought one time. And I brought a good bottle of bourbon, too. Well, that's true. Oh, there you go. That's true. So actually, she should have eaten your pussy. Well, Donna was doing something. Oh, okay, okay.

But in these parties, and we've covered this before, but one of my biggest thrills is, like, when the women who I haven't played with, I get to play with them for the first time, and you hear them, like, and I sit there and talk to them, And they're like, Thank you.

biggest thrills is like when the women who i haven't played with um i get to play with them for the first time and you hear them like i sit there talk to them they're like oh yeah i've heard about you it's like yeah what'd you hear and their eyebrows go up and they're like it's like oh do you want to spend some time yes i do yeah okay and he is not lying people no i i watched this first night but i've i've been the the number one fan i've heard this and i i thought he's probably good because i i don't know donna you're pussy and i gave him a great job i i felt like i was pretty good no well guess what guys we're fucking not i mean i wouldn't say no no no yeah i know it made me you know take a minute before Donna came, you're fucking not.

I mean... I wouldn't say that. I mean, no. Yeah, I know. It made me, you know, take a minute before Donna came, you did it in 10 seconds. That's fine. Whatever. Six times longer for me. Not that bad. I get it. I'm worthy of being trained, Vince. I appreciate it. That's what you said. I'm just not there yet. You're well on your way. I don't have to train you anything. You did quite well. You made a lot of people happy. Women. Women happy. Okay.

I want to clarify okay i'm not judging either way yep see if he goes the other way with it he's on his own he can be the best he can own that one yeah so steven oh my god no one has done that to me before yeah but no that's what that's what's so erotic is like you were saying so bob has played with donna and they enjoy playing together and they have a good history and then again the uh the spouse or girlfriend or i i don't know whatever no one cares yeah but the the female uh again expressed a very big desire to play with you the first party. But again, these parties are not...

It's all timing. These parties are not show up and fuck. I mean, like we talked on an earlier podcast, it is a social experience first, and then play second. And when Vince talks about, oh, yeah, you were busy every time I was ready like sitting at home listening to this i figured oh that meant she had a cock in her mouth or a dick in her pussy no she possibly could have been having because i ran in this at the party just a really lovely conversation at the dinner table yeah right with a friend she hadn't seen before and i'm not going to interrupt interrupt. Or just met.

And I'm not going to interrupt that. So again, when Vince says, yeah, timing didn't work out, you were always busy, then I wasn't, you get this image that, oh, it's because when Vince was fucking, she wasn't, and when she was, he wasn't. No, no, this is a conversation, casual party first. It was a conversation between friends in the kitchen, fully clothed. Just, you know, they were enjoying each other's company. It wasn't the right time to break that up to go downstairs. So I just wanted to clarify that as far as when we say timing's not right, right?

Like it's a friendship and an interaction first. So that's the cool part. So they've played together. was a wanting to on in the first party uh they weren't there the second party uh last party uh you know i'm only in you know year one of training with vince and it's a six-year degree so you know i mean i made her scream a couple of times i dropped out second year but yeah but yeah you know so they're, they're going to show up and there is a, I made her scream a couple of times. I dropped out second year. But, you know, so they're going to show up.

And there is a, I guess that's why I'm so excited tomorrow. There is a. To go home? Mutual. No. I'm saying there is a mutual attraction between the female and both attracted to and wanting to play with myself and Vince and then Donna as well. That should be fun. It's going to be a day of debauchery. She's looking forward to literally playing with Donna, myself and Vince and then the husband he only gets Donna and the girl because I have a penis allergy.

I had it before I showed up but then Vince has a penis allergy and then when you get two penis allergies together it's like a super penis allergy and now i'm on medication it's worse than covid yeah i don't even have to see one or touch one now it's just like within two feet now i get this allergic reaction i want to throw up i break out into violent punching. Yeah. Really? Yeah. The penis gets near me, too close to me. Yeah. It's awful. Well, it's uncontrollable. But we're on medication for that. We went to the doctor together. I'm sure you did holding hands. Well, no.

We had to be three feet apart. I'm still allergic to Vince's penis. We're good buddies, but the penis allergy still applies to Vince. I don't understand why the doctor had to give me an anal exam for it though yeah so i was like doctor the problem's in front he's like let's just check the back you can't be sure if the front's working good we have to search all the possibilities they could be anything yeah you sure it's not a rectal allergy. Let's go in the back door of the penis. In the back door of the penis. What? You sure it's not a rectal allergy? Jesus Christ.

Let's go in the back door of the penis. In the back door of the penis. Do you want me to open up the front or the back? The front or the back. But yeah, so no, it's going to be a, it's projected to be a very nice day weather-wise. So they're going to show up early in the morning. God willing. And yeah, God willing, they're going to show up early in the morning. We're going to spend about five hours together. Something like that. Again, God willing. Yeah, yeah, God willing, five or six hours together. I can just buy you a fucking Uber to the airport, and I can spend more time with them.

That's what I would do if I were. I'll buy my own Uber so you can spend more time with them. You heard that? I have a witness. Yep. Yep, everybody. Well, that's what's going to get me invited back. Steve, it's 9 o yeah but i don't have to be there till four it'll be it'll be good now i did slightly promise i guess uh to pour champagne down my chest and let it pull up i guess we have a bottle well no she said. No, we told them that that's the only thing we don't have, and they were going to bring it. I said wine.

I'm just saying, I guess I have to float on my back and let her drink from my abs and my belly button. I think if you poured tap water down your chest, she'd drink it. Kool-Aid. You know what? She'll drink the fucking pool water on your chest. I'm going to have to'm gonna have to do crunches tonight so this is steven signing off getting ready for tomorrow i get to do crunches i gotta do some crunches i gotta piss on your chest you'll drink it off is that an option just asking for a friend so anyway you know it is oh. God, you're so not right. There's something seriously wrong with you, Vince.

You think so? Yes. Something seriously wrong. What makes you say that? We're talking like drinking. I'm not going to like it, but I'll take it for the TV. Really? So mature. So damn mature. Oh, I feel so honored to be on the soundbite. I't ever take that down. Don't ever take that down. That's actually just the beginning of that whole pussy review thing. That's just the first couple seconds. I just stop it. Don't ever take that down. If you're hearing this one as your first podcast for us. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. We actually have good ones.

Yeah, and sorry about that pause, too, after Donna asked Vince what's wrong with him. We had to pause because it's a long list between the two of us, and it didn't seem entertaining. And we're back after 26 minutes each of describing what's wrong with us. At least we went through it alphabetically. Yeah, no. We started with Alzheimer's, because that begins with an A. But again, while Stephen's here, one, dude, we love you. We're glad you're here. Can't wait for you to come back. If you could find a job locally. Careful, you're going to make me hug you, and I know you have a penis allergy.

Well, I have a hard one right now. Come on over, Tiger. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ. Oh, God, you guys.

Get him, get him guys so you want to make that futon covered dirty you want to make it think like aftershave inside joke there inside joke there's a line beauty and stinky beauty and stinky no it's no it's not the disney beauty and the beast it's beauty and stinky it was squirty and stinky yes squirty and stinky yeah but i have no idea squirty i don't know false promises so but um no man appreciate it and again we appreciate everyone who listens we hope one we can somewhat inform you on something we're not sure what not tonight no not tonight but two this show is meant to be not only informative but hopefully some level of entertainment well a little a little break a little reality a little fun well and again that's where when you said how did i find the show this and i guess at the end of the day no one wants to be preached to i was just looking for Here we go.

again that's where when you said how did i find the show this and i guess at the end of the day no one wants to be preached to i was just looking for dude you guys are a friendship literally over the radio over the air and that's why i do believe we discuss topics i do believe we we hit some material yeah and and don is doing this this so-so but but i'm just saying so-so is how friends talk sure not a single friend sits down and discusses a hey man you know you sit down and have a cigar or a drink or a bagel or or uh or go hit some some balls at the driving range with with some clubs or but i'm saying, right?

Yeah, I wish you wouldn't do that. Fuck, it hurt, man. But I'm just saying nobody sits down with their buddy or somebody that they care about or somebody that they're willing to listen to and goes, and here's a response like you hear on most podcasts. That's what turns me on about this. At the end of the day, we might not have answered your question because we got on tangents having fun. We might not have covered the specific part of the topic that maybe you wanted to hear. But I'm telling you guys, email them. Reach out to them. They will respond. Hotwifepodcasts at gmail.com.

Hotwifepodcasts podcast at gmail.com they will rehash whatever you're asking and redo the episode or or or listen because ask questions if you have things you want to know if we have any knowledge or whatever of it we'll share it with you the one thing that donna and i talk about sometimes we'll do a show and she's like well that wasn't really like fun or sexy it's like our shows aren't always going to be funny they're not always going to be sexy but you know we try to be informative or talk about things that people have of interest so you know but that's the allure of your show vince it's it's real that's what i'm that's what i'm saying it's real because at the end of the day every time you guys come on here we can have donna making sexy noises i can't i can't do all this well no seriously like but that's fake that oh yeah that's yeah that's not real like at the end of the day that's just not real that's why i love you guys and that's why i was drawn to your podcast is is because it's Thank you.

that's not real like at the end of the day that's just not real that's why i love you guys and that's why i was drawn to your podcast is is because it's it's real yeah well it's real and we do we do cover real subjects i i literally when we first started talking i think i asked you specifically about two different lifestyle things and you guys dedicated a whole show to it yeah and to your guys's credit the first show was amazing the second show it was amazing but i still felt like i didn't hear something that i needed to hear it wasn't that you guys didn't talk about the subject i just didn't hear it away maybe that i understood or that i didn't hear it away way i could personalize let's say that we might know asked you something about it and sure well we again like our disclaimer says we're not medical advice we're not professionals in any way got that right yeah but the thing is again it's easier if you're sitting with us or you had called in yeah and then you could ask those specific questions but when someone just sits there and asks a general question we'll address it the way we think that needs to be addressed and you know again we don't claim to know everything Donna does but that's a female thing but no and again just like everybody else you know we do these shows sometimes at night after we get done work and everything else.

And, you know, we're tired. We're ready to go to bed. You know, it's already like after 10 o'clock at night and we got to get up at like, you know, 530 in the morning. So it's like, OK, let's go get the podcast recorded. So sometimes bourbon helps. Sometimes we're just like, OK, bourbon made me tired. We're tired.

But i think that's also an important reflection of the lifestyle though because again a a uh misconception i think when i was thinking about the lifestyles all right so when you're a swinger you're you guys are always fucking on the like the table in the kitchen like like just in your mind no you just in your mind you think that's why she has to sit on the floor yeah yeah but never once fucked on the kitchen table i'm i'm just saying like you always have one like in your mind you just think it's always just filled with sex guess what people we're real people swingers have day jobs yeah yeah we do they have husbands wives kids yeah uh mortgage payments sometimes car payments they're your kids yeah yeah but i'm just saying it's that that's why i love your guys show because it isn't it gets sexy i mean i've been on enough episodes donna sucked my dick last night on it i had her pussy on it there is enough episodes where we do cover there was one you did an evaluation yeah of her pussy yeah do you remember how it goes no stones no don't play that don't play that but no so that's what i'm saying like if you listen to some of the past episodes we guess what this is a hot wife podcast we do cover the sexy we do cover the donna blew me on air i We do cover the sexy.

We do cover the Donna blew me on air. I ate her pussy. We do cover the sexy, but at the end of the day, we all have mortgage payments. We have car payments.

We also talk about the real stuff because people in the lifestyle, me and Vince were talking about this the other day and it drives me nuts about uh, uh, what, what I wouldanners hanging up for the site you know uh swingers drive cars yeah i mean we should be talking about advertising how we're toting gmc on this because you know what swingers need to drive cars well we should be toting products because guess what swingers need to buy groceries they need to buy we i mean we're real people what the conversation was we'll share this uh to some degree i'm not going to get too much into it um our statistics for listeners we're very blessed and we thank all of you um according to what we see statistically that's a tough one how was it i i can have done let me try statistically oh no let's let Donna try it with my dick in her mouth.

Here we go. Generally, it's not like I just said. Oh, man, that was fake. My dick's not that big. She would have said it perfectly. Our numbers are now, due to all you people listening, and we thank you. We're very humbled um we are now considered in the top five percent of all podcasts so we thank you all now that said that said and it's great we're we're happy with it we're not complaining we again appreciate you um due to the fact that we're a adult content show we don't get the average you hear commercials we get maybe two cents every time someone hears one of those commercials.

So we're not making, like, you can't live on this. GMC doesn't want to put their name on a potentially taboo. I can make more money working at McDonald's. The podcast, we do this as our therapy, as our fun, and that's fine. Again, we started the Patreon. It's like, okay, wouldn't hurt to help pay the extra cost to buy the equipment we've bought. Which I've actually been here to experience for less than literally a single cup of coffee a month. And again, I'm talking about a Starbucks. You're spending $7 or $8, right? Yeah, probably.

Even my shitty gas station coffee that i buy every morning for a dollar 89 it's it's two days worth of coffee one gallon of gas anymore yeah for 30 days worth of i mean it's not a big trade-off but i'm just saying i've been here and i've seen it the we're not coming to you live on our speaking through our apple iphones or or or speakers or anything like that right but they've invested this because they care enough about really talking to you and into me sitting across the couch and to you and to me uh not only to be informative but again personalizing You're not alone, man.

These are normal desires. These are normal people. Well, again. Well, normal. That is an adjective that I wouldn't use to say. Well, I was looking at you when I said that. Don't look at me normal. No, I wouldn't. But, no, the numbers we have reached for listeners around the world, we can't thank you all enough. We're very humbled, very thankful.

We want to keep keep doing what we're doing and whether you join patreon or not doesn't mean we're going to stop the show we're still going to continue it we're just you know just saying hey you know if you really appreciate us you know it's like you're echo waitress if you appreciate the service she gave you she helps you or whatever makes your meal more enjoyable you throw her a tip it's kind of what we're asking. Five bucks is kind of like that. But, again, if you don't, not a big deal. We're trying to give you value for that $5 too. We're not just saying give me five bucks.

But, anyway, so, yeah, we are Tickled Pink. And what we were talking about originally when we started this is we had the conversation about due to the fact that we are adult content big companies don't want to advertise on our show you know they're like you know you know because people who have sex don't buy cars don't buy mattresses don't buy whatever okay i don't expect you to advertise like kids toys okay i appreciate if you don't do that yeah um but i'm saying you know So, you know, do people have sex? Cars, toys, couches. Fast food.

Do people who have sex go eat fast food oh absolutely do they i had no idea because the advertisers want nothing to do with it yeah so no i don't i don't think so if you're if you own a company and you want to stand up for yourself and say you know what i have sex i enjoy sex and you know you want to advertise we're going to be dirt cheap and i will gladly share with you the exact numbers now it's not a number like a tv show right but it's for podcasting it's pretty goddamn good numbers Actually, so'm not going to go into the exact but he's being slightly modest so i just want to say uh because i've looked into it myself and they are and i've shown you the numbers no i know and and that's why i'm saying on a slow day i'm going to call it it four times the average downloads per day on the slow day.

I think it's more than one. On a slow day. Your slowest day ever. On the slowest day ever, we're still getting more than the average website gets in a week. Yeah, see my numbers. Yeah, okay. I don't want to use real numbers.

the average not a joe rogan or something like that they actually say the statistics show the average you know hey i'm doing a show about cooking i'm doing a show they say on average a good podcast gets 50 downloads a week for one episode we're getting a lot more than that and thank you per day per day yeah i mean and thank you to you all because yeah again you guys have found and it's funny because in talking to vince he has shared with me so many people have reached out he's like hey do you know so-and-so from south africa I'm like, Vince, you know I'm from Utah, man.

I don't know anyone from South. But because we say the same things. God, I found your show. You guys are so real. I felt the personality between you and Donna. I felt the kinship through shit-talking. Back where I'm from, that's just what we call it.

We felt the love and the kinship through shit talking because we understand what it is and it was just it was real it was passionate you cover subjects but in a real way so yeah yep but so what we've killed an hour and 20 minutes there's no way yep oh my god my board in front of me so we've bored them to death they're probably not even here now no this is gonna have to have to be a two-part show i'm gonna bring up the four parts yeah but uh no again so i just labeled it as steve's still here and no one's gonna listen to it it's actually the last couple of days reading dong the asshole's gone oh yeah oh that's the new soundbite board right ding dong that's us That's all gone.

Yay, he's not here. He's not here. So, dude, we are so happy you made it out. And it's probably the fastest four days of my life. Yeah. And I wish it was a lot longer, you know. But, you know, this makes next time that much more special. I was going to say, you know what?

They're still fun still fun to be had yes and the last day tomorrow god god bless we we have that couple from the party show up we have some some fun at the pool we have some fun at the deck some more video shot tomorrow a couple videos probably shot tomorrow yeah yeah nothing that anybody will be able to well we might be able to get one in you him you and steve before they they get here. Maybe. They might enjoy just watching us shoot one of you and Steve. That might be of interest. That would actually be super hot. If we start all of our play session with me and Donna video.

That would be really hot. You know what? That would be really hot. We can see know what? That would be really hot. Yeah. Almost. You can see, like, what goes into, you know, the shoots and, like, your camera angles and this and that. Yeah. It's funny how I get to do all the work. You guys get to have all the fun. Actually, I'll be holding the camera for part of it. I have a funny feeling you'll be having some fun. I have way more than a funny feeling. I have a limp dick saying there's no way I can follow Vince's skills.

Look, drop my dick out of your hand or funny feeling i have a limp dick saying there's no way i can follow vince's skills drop my dick out of your hand you won't have a limp dick let go of my penis i'm just saying okay it's not limp anymore it's not limp anymore so again he's he's uh he's non-toted it and donna's backed up yeah i Yeah, I'm not going to follow him with any girl. So if you've listened to past podcasts, I've made Donna howl. And if you go to hotwifedonaldlin.com, you'll watch me make her howl. And I am obviously still in training from what I saw from the party. He's on his own.

He's good. So I'm a first-year freshman. Not much to see here. You know? He made the varsity squad. Don't worry. Yeah. So, all right. We're going to wrap this up now. Yeah, we're wrapping this up. I want to say thank you. I want to say thank you for Steve for coming out, man. We look forward to your next visit. Thank you for having me. I'll be here. Oh, visits. You better, man. Oh, yeah. Because we'll come out there and drag you the fuck back. Oh, good. Yeah.

So I want to visit thank you for having me i'll be here oh visits you better man oh yeah because we'll come out there and drag you to fuck back oh good yeah so i want to say thank you i don't know how to even how to even sign off with this one but have a great night i'm not gonna like it but i'll take it for the team there you go Ha.