Spunklube's New Product Review!

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Speaker1: this program contains strong sexual content no one under the age of 18 is permitted to listen to or download the podcast in any manner the host guest and performers are all over the age of 18 rebroadcasting this podcast in any manner is strictly prohibited without the written consent of the owners of the hot wife podcast the commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its host or guest and does Does that reflect that of the opinion of the Hot Wife Podcast. The commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its host or guest and does not reflect that of the opinion of the Hot Wife Podcast's owners, agents, or representatives. This podcast is not meant to be taken as professional advice. Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast, where we discuss all the good, the bad, and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle. Hello, everybody, and I'm surprised that I'm not introducing the Hot Husband Podcast, but all right. You're assuming you'd be on it. Oh, that's true. That'd be your first mistake. Very first mistake. We'll be right back. that i'm not introducing the hot husband podcast but okay you're assuming you'd be on it oh that's your first mistake very first i'm going to put you on my podcast i don't put second-rate people on the top-rated podcast there you go that certainly makes sense but anyway the only one who'd listen to that podcast so it's number one in my world so anyway welcome anyway, welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. Yes, your Hot Wife Podcast. And I'm here with my wonderful hot husband. Oh, sure. Sure. Who has his own hot husband podcast. No, he doesn't. Just as a mock intro song. That's been a running joke now for a little while, but I'll let it go but i when you played that mock intro the hot hot husband podcast that was very funny i did i got a surprise with that yes you did surprise me so that's very cool it wouldn't have been fun if i told you oh yeah it wouldn't have been fun at all i was like all of a sudden it's like whoa music's changed what what happened here i i thought you made a mistake you maybe like had changed the intro and you still had the old one kind of on there or something but yeah i was surprised so um so we we got a wonderful surprise package was it yesterday two days ago from Spunk Lube and the newest organic was it yesterday just two days ago from spunk lube yep and the newest uh organic uh the newest product newest product has come out as the organic um avocado avocado and avocado and coconut oil yep so today we're going to compare and contrast them you're going what we're doing she is doing a blind pussy test blind you know my pussy is pretty pretty blind so that's pretty that's good she has in the uh three different containers labeled a b and c and she does not know which ones they are i am the only one who knows she has the hybrid right she has the uh silicone right and has the new natural. Right. So she is going to do a series of tests. Sure. Okay. First, we'll start with the most, you have water over there? Yeah, I sure do. Okay. Because we always talked about how like you'll use it when you're jerking off a guy, then you'll like blow him. Blow him, yeah. It doesn't taste like anything. Exactly. So you need to taste all three of them so you're going to clean your palate between unclean it to start with oh there you go so so again these products are available at spunklube.com check them out they're great products i guarantee it um they are they're non-sticky we're going to verify that with a new one yep um they we're going to verify here in a minute the taste of it but yeah they're not flavored or anything so right right um and they don't stain they're water soluble and they um you know they're just a great product and if you go to uh spunk lube.com and you order any of these products make sure in the discount code area you type in Hot Wife, all one word, you'll get 10% off your order. Or if you go to hotwifepodcast.com, there's a button on there, a link on there. You can go right to Spunk Loob from that link, and that will automatically apply the 10% discount to your entire order. It's a win-win. Yeah. So, again, if you want to email us with anything before we started, go to email us at hotwifepodcast at gmail.com. And if you want to see any of Donna's stuff, go to hotwifedonnalyn.com. You can see all the videos and pictures and everything I'm posting just about every day. So, yep. I've been a busy beaver so to speak my my beaver's been busy not really you know not as busy it used to be no not as busy as it used to be and there's a but i have a lot of content i'm able to post so i was a busy when you were busy yeah generate a ton of content yeah all right so today you're going to we'll start taste
Speaker2: what i think is the most logical one to're going to we'll start taste what i think
Speaker1: is the most logical one to start with well i'll start with a well i'm just saying what the test that we're going to start with just do a b yeah we're going to do the uh the taste the taste test okay so i'm gonna stick my finger in i'm gonna make notes here of what taste a i really can't tell if there's anything in here it's very clear so i can't tell and i'm going to taste It's a in here. It's very clear, so I can't tell. And I'm going to taste it now. And it really doesn't taste like anything. It tastes like nothing. It's a little bit on the, like, oily. If you go with texture, it's more of an oil than anything. Sure. Okay, B. Do you need to clean your pile with water? Oh, yeah, let's do that. You probably have to pee before you do this. Yeah, that's not the truth. Okay, I took my sip of water. I'm going to be, I'm going to dip my finger into the substance which um visually looks different so might that might be a little hint there it's might be it's a different color it's more of a yellowy color like i i have some again it's it's more of an oil rather than a lotion this one kind of has a little bit of a taste okay um maybe um a little bit nutty maybe not oh yeah well i had that on my yeah never mind never mind where you had that okay um but it's very very light and it dissipates quickly okay um not not offensive no not offensive at all okay now she's gonna try to see what are you laughing at nothing no just disregard it's in my palate here don't mind this thing of Clorox on my desk. This one isn't, this is a little more opaque in color. It's a little more, not as oil-based, I guess you could say. This one has a very, very, again, slight, almost non-existent flavor i mean we'll say no taste no taste okay yeah basically none of them have much of a taste okay you know so all right okay so that's um the tasting uh we could go with smell too but even the, like, kind of nothing from A. B, let's see what B smells like. B has a slight, very slight coconut smell. I mean, really slight. Okay. Super slight. It's pretty yummy. Okay. And C, nothing, nothing at all. all okay not a not a smell there at all okay so now comes the fun test right what what next what do you do next so you have wet wipes right so you can clean up before yeah so now do you want to i mean obviously you're going to – Get a toy. Apply. Should I do something like maybe – Do you apply it to a toy or do you apply it to your pussy? You've got to wipe both off when you're done between.
Speaker2: Exactly.
Speaker1: Maybe we could do something like just having it on my fingers and just rubbing it on my clear fingers and then go to a toy. As you can see, we really thought this out. Yeah, we didn't think this at all.
Speaker2: Come on.
Speaker1: Well, I mean, like let's say if you wanted to, you know, you know like okay just stroke off or you know i'm gonna put this on my pussy okay this is a this is a very slippery let's get the microphone a little closer like i'm rubbing it on my clit it feels really good looks really good looks really good yeah yeah it feels really it's very slippery it's's nice because it's not overwhelmingly slippery. I have it on my fingers still. There's a little bit of that, I won't say residue, but it adds like a little bit of that coating of slipperiness. Like I'm putting it on my skin and a little goes a long way, I guess is what I'm trying to say. A little goes a long way. I'm going to wipe that off. I'm going to try the next one. I had these open. I don't know why they were giving me such a hard time to reopen them again. Okay. I'm having a hard time getting these baby wipes out. I'm going to clean that up so I can kind of start over so there's not so much residue left over for the first one. Yeah, start as clean as I can.
Speaker2: As clean as I can. I'm going to clean this pussy as fast and as long as I want.
Speaker1: As you should. My pussy, I can do whatever I want to do. There you go. Okay, B. Now, B is the one that is a little more oily. It has a slight yellowy color, and I'm going to put that on my pussy. And that feels, it's not quite as slippery as the first one okay not quite as like like to get that um the first one is very very uh what's the word i'm gonna it almost had like um like a layer of of that slippery okay whatever that is this isn't quite as slippery okay you know you don't have that i don't have that residue on my hands okay so that's that's a difference um yeah it seems to dissipate like into my skin faster okay so it seems to absorb more it absorbs into your skin a little bit more a little faster all let me clean this little pussy up. I know you're not making any snide remarks about little there. Too easy, right? Just too damn easy. I'm trying to get an honest evaluation here. Okay. Now I'm going to do C. I'm all cleaned up. I'm going to dip my fingers into the C substance, which is a little more gelatinous. But it's not as slippery as A, but more of that gliding slipperiness than C. Or B, because this is C that I'm doing now.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: So it's like in between the two. So, and so far, all, well, the first two, after after we're done with this one you could tell they all clean up easily yeah they clean up easily and even if there's a little bit of residue left it's it's nice and smooth it kind of um it's not like it's not goopy it's like if you're getting dressed again your underwear or whatever is going to stick to you exactly it's like it's like if you put lotion on or oil you You know, it's, oh, okay, I'm going to put lotion and oil on anyway. All right, let's see what this does with a toy.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: Well, I think you've done it with the other two products.
Speaker2: Yes.
Speaker1: So I think what you need to do is just, I think you've determined which is the new product, the natural one. Yeah, I've pretty much determined which one that would be.
Speaker2: Okay, it's B.
Speaker1: Yes, it is B. Thank you. need to do is just i think you've determined which is the new product the natural one yeah i pretty much determined okay it's b okay yes it is so all the products are good yes okay they all meet the slippery and everything else but so you know um yeah it boils down to obviously b was the new organic avocado and it visually looks different because it's slightly more yellow. It doesn't look like semen. The other ones, when they come out of the bottle, do. Well, the hybrid looks like semen. The silicone one is clear. Now, if you want to go with slipperiness, if I were to rate them as slipperiness, it would be silicone, then hybrid, and then the organic. All are slippery, but if you want, want i mean super slippery is a silicone okay and obviously because it's silicone it doesn't you know it's going to be much more slippery so let's say you you know you don't need all that kind of moisture going in well i think some people might want more natural products. Especially when it comes to potentially doing something internally. Oh, exactly. Okay, so I think for Spunk Lube, it was a brilliant... Oh, yeah. Because there is a movement. I've seen, we've seen a lot of people using coconut oil. Coconut oil, sure. So to have something from a reputable company, instead of going to the home cooking department and getting coconut oil. All right so just try the coconut oil b with my with your toy see if you know if that if it meets the same standards as the other one i'm using one that turns on and off well obviously easier the other ones i'm going to dip the uh head of my purple toy into that just the head you could almost just it over it. I don't want to make a mess all over the floor. Do it. Famous last words. Yeah. Good intentions. Oh. Bad execution, but good intentions. Oh, that feels good. Okay, so it's. Yeah, I like that. I like that a lot. Okay, so now it's a little more than a fingertip full. Oh, yeah, it's good. It's sliding all over my clit. That's nice. I don't know if you can hear that or not. A little bit. Let me turn your mic up. No, you might not want to do that. I don't want to get too loud. You know what I'm saying? And, yeah, that's good. Oh, I like that. See around my clit. That feels really good. Just like with the Hitachi. There's something on the end of your... Oh, that the baby wipe yep okay you know what i may not give these baby wipes oh you know what they are baby wipes get a bad review no no no these are the cotton nail flushable ones i couldn't find my typical baby wipes and these have a habit of back to the sexy shit falling apart you know what? We could do a rating on baby wipes.
Speaker2: You know, for cleanup. Okay, let's skip over that.
Speaker1: Okay. That's pretty nice. Okay, so. Oh, that's really nice. It kind of equals out now. Yeah.
Speaker3: I think
Speaker1: I'd like to go back. I want to revisit the other ones once I clean up a little bit here. Because I think the uh silicone is still like if you're like tight and you haven't you know you're not quite there yet maybe the silicone is the way to go until you get more again somebody might have a silicone allergy or something or yeah we don't know yeah absolutely absolutely this is some people are feel better about using natural products i get it it's it's actually wonderful it's really nice it's nice and and smooth and silky yeah there's no smells no no doesn't doesn't really taste like anything it's like pussy tastes like pussy now you know what this product tastes like my pussy how'd that happen i can't figure that out that's nice how did they capture the taste of my pussy into this product i don't know it's a remarkable it's just remarkable oh that's nice that's really nice i like that a lot you know it just makes it so much nicer to play with a toy you can just like rub it over your clit you know and just like roll it around on your clit and then up and down on the you know where your hole is and then you know you can like slide it in and i don't have it oh i'm telling you it's nice take my word for it it is wonderful i don't have a clit no but you have a like the head of your cock is very sensitive is it you know if you're saying like if you're gonna jerk off with it if you're gonna jerk off with it you might like i said before i've never needed to have any lotion when i jerk off no you like the friction is that what that is you like yeah i never really thought about it just you know there's a lot of guys when i started jerking off you know early on there, there was never, I didn't know, I didn't know you had to use lotion or whatever. And I said, just like, okay. I mean, I don't put a fucking death grip on my dick, you know, everybody's different. I mean, my hands are remotely callous, so maybe it just slides through, I'm not getting a great grip and I don't know. Oh no, I think the callous would give it more grip. I guess it might. Yeah. Now I've been with guys, just a little sidebar here. Have you really? Hard to believe. The virgin that I am. Let's go to the video. Well, we did a massage video, so it was very slippery. And he's like, can we wipe some of that off? He goes, I need more friction.
Speaker2: Oh, sure.
Speaker1: There's too much. It was too slippery. But even having sex with women who get very wet on their own.
Speaker2: Right.
Speaker1: Yeah, all of a sudden, it's like. Yeah. You're sloshing around in there. You've got to get on and put chains on, you know. It's like, I'm not getting any traction here. Yeah, no traction. It's exactly right. Yeah. You know, when you stop and put, like, four or five condoms on to, so maybe you can grab some traction and do a little more thickness on here. right so i'm just gonna like add a little bit more on because that's really nice it seems like with now does it seem like your body it kind of absorbs yeah this one seems to be um absorbed more into my body because there's an advantage to that i mean so if you're a woman who gets once you get started get really wet then this can get you started. And then all the other wetness from there on becomes your own. Exactly. And everybody's going to have their own different desires and what works for them. But, yeah, this one does. And it's keto-friendly. That's what I like. I do like that. It's keto-friendly. You know, no carbs. No carbs. Yeah, that's us. We're so keto-driven. Carbs are the enemy, folks. Carbs are the enemy. No, that's nice. That's real nice. It does seem to get absorbed into your skin more. Which is not a bad thing. No. It's a moisturizer. That's nice. Yeah, I definitely use that on my skin anyway. Well, good. Now you've got to come back, you know, try shaving with it. Shaving with it. Yeah, because I was using the hybrid for quite a lot of things. The only problem is in the shower, it tends to, like, slough off your skin quickly because your skin's wet. Oh, sure. It's more soluble, so I can see if that would be a problem. Yeah, that could be an issue. But I would definitely give this a shot for shaving, too, because had been using um from time to time i'll use either baby oil or we do have a coconut oil in that that squirt bottle and it's kind of okay it's kind of runny though that's my only it's a little bit on the runny side i need something just a little thicker a little thicker than that yeah you know what i'm talking about the one is massage yeah this massage. Yeah, this is nice. I like this a lot. This is very... You haven't stopped, so I'm guessing. Yeah, I haven't stopped. It's very relaxing. I'm still forming an opinion. Yeah, I can just keep going here. This is really, really nice. Just give me an excuse to play with myself. Like I need one, right? Just say, when did you need this for that? I don't need one. I just, yeah, I'm just trying to, like, justify my... So, here's a question for you, then.
Speaker2: What's that?
Speaker1: Is there a different lubricant needed, or do you think this lubricant would work for anal? It depends on how much tushinuki.
Speaker2: Tushinuki?
Speaker1: Wow. There's a new phrase. how much anal sex you've had yeah i guess you know well you can't just start out with anal sex you have to be worked up i have to be more worked up sure so if i if i am with somebody and they want to do anal and they haven't maybe like their main focus is anal and i have not worked up to that i might go with the um the silicone one because that's more slippery okay start out with that okay you know if i need a lubricant at all sometimes i do sometimes i don't um but if you're already there and you want to do more natural then i would definitely go with the the coconut oil and the avocado oil the natural one from spunky and the other advantage i guess to the silicone is um where's the hybrid i'm sorry the hybrid looks like cum right yeah that's what if you want that visual to make it look like you know maybe you had a cream pie and the person's getting sloppy seconds or whatever you know where the other two don't tend to have that visual. No, they're more of an oil-based. They're more of an oily, looking clear, except for the natural one definitely has a little bit of an amber or yellow-y tint to it because it's an oil. The avocado oil, I assume, does that. But they all work. They all work very well. I'm very happy. That that's uh you know there's no taste so no i mean very very boyfriend girlfriend whatever if you're using that lubricant any of those lubricants and they go down on you is going to be like because i've done that with you in the past you had lubricants that were like strawberries oh yeah it's kind of i don't know what strawberries they're fucking talking about but this ain't a strawberry yeah kind of it's like chemical it's not a yeah exactly not to mention they tend to get sticky because they're using some kind of they do they're the ones that sticky up they have a sugar kind of a thing to them and or whatever they're using for the sweetener now just to reiterate the natural one does have a slight nutty, ever so slight. I can smell the coconut. It's avocado and coconut. So there is a slight taste. Yeah, but it's not like something. No. There is a slight coconut, which is fine because I like coconut. You know, I like coconut rum. I like coconut things. So if you don't like coconut, this might not be your cup of tea, but it's ever so slight. I mean, it's real faint. It's not like it tastes like a Mounds bar. Not that. But you can tell that it is, there is coconut. So if you don't like coconut, that might be a deal breaker there. But I like coconut. So for me, that's, I like. Well, again, it only matters if someone's going to be tasting it like if you're going down on your whatever exactly you know if you're going to pour it on your boyfriend's cock and then you're going to jerk them off and then suck them then you might notice it right and if you like coconut then it doesn't matter you're it's like right there and like i said it's very very slight very light but i to be honest there is a slight scent and a slight so if you're looking for a natural option and one that is going to work real well water soluble cleans up rubs into the skin real quickly now water soluble i don't know because natural oils i have to i'll have to you know look at that because that i am not sure the other okay other two are there is who i do believe are yes i know definitely the hybrid is the um the silicone uh you'll have to refresh my memory i believe it is but quickly i don't want to lie we're coming here to spunkloob. We'll just double check. I don't want to give out misinformation. Yeah, no. You know, I just know for a fact the hybrid is because I've used it enough that, yeah, it cleans up real good. So, but I do like the natural product. I like the whole fact that it's natural, that it's a great lubricant without being overbearing so it is a unique blend of edible organic avocado and virgin coconut oil that locks in moisture and amazing natural personal personal lubricant or erotic massage so it's good for massaging oh i love that a spunk tube natural is free from silicone glycerin parabens, as well as other ingredients. It's chemical-free and feels wonderful in your skin. Spunk Lube Natural is natural, is oil-based, and is made from natural oils and avocados. So it's not... It doesn't say water-soluble. It doesn't say water-soluble. Well, what about the silicone? I just want to... Hang on. Okay. Spunk Lube Natural is a moisturizing sex oil that is edible, protein-rich, high in vitamin A, D, and E. Well, I'm going to be eating this stuff. It's also hyperallergenic, antibacterial. It can be used with polyurethane, nitrile, polyespyrine, CF2 protection, not latex. Oh, okay. It is vegan-friendly, so there you go. Vegans could finally get laid and stop being grumpy there you go safe to use with most sex toys spot check uh spunk glube naturally is perfect for all sexual sexual activity it can be used with sex toys made of silicone metal glass or other hard materials spunk glube natural isn't for low quality grade or porous sex toys material like jelly vinyl rubber oh yeah tpr pvc tpe or latex okay it probably like eats away at them i've noticed that with some certain oils with like toys that were kind of like that and they kind of got eaten away what was the other one you want to check yeah the silicone i'm i'm not quite sure if that is actually water soluble because it is silicone I'll see you next time. like that and they kind of got eaten away what was the other one you want to check yeah the silicone i'm i'm not quite sure if that is actually water soluble because it is silicone that's the only reason why i'm i just i don't want to give out the wrong information you know but i do know obviously the hybrid is water soluble it just says here the silicone base is ba is base but cleans up much easier than traditional silicone base lubes because it doesn't contain any additives or preservatives. So it doesn't say water soluble for that one. Okay, so it's easier to clean up. But if I go to the hybrid, let's see, I'm looking, I'm looking. It cleans up very easily. right. So they're not water-soluble. I thought they were. Oh, even the hybrid? It doesn't say water-soluble. It just says hybrid is a non-staining, hyper-allergenic formula that cleans up very easily. It's white, creamy, and fun to use. Spunk Loop Hybrid is not sticky, tacky, or greasy. It's perfect vaginal masturbation solo sex toys condoms and more spunk loop formula with the highest quality ingredients it will leave your skin you okay over there yeah sorry about that i'm gonna take a drink of water um so uh spunk loop hybrid reactivates with water saliva or sweat is a lubricant of choice for many porn stars in adult studios. Okay, so it's not water soluble. There's nothing wrong with that. Sorry about that. Yeah. Can you turn my mic down? Yeah. So she's got a cough and clear. She's trying to give head to the fucking vibrator. Sorry about that.
Speaker2: I don't know what came over me. The vibrator didn't tell you it was coming and shot its load down your throat? I hate when that happens. Oh, man. Give me a heads up.
Speaker1: So to speak. A little warning.
Speaker2: So, but anyway. So we didn't say it's water-soluble, and technically they're not. We are incorrect. Yeah, I always just assumed that the hybrid.
Speaker1: I thought they were. Well, I always thought the hybrid definitely was i mean silicone i wasn't sure about and the natural one i wasn't sure about either but but i don't know i i had them on my skin and they've especially the organic one has absorbed into my skin very nicely so it would be great for an erotic massage or just using as a lubricant on my skin and when you go to spunk lube.com oh yes and you go to more there's a thing on there for adult link swaps oh guess who's the first one listed oh i don't know hot husband no hot wife podcast no way yes we are we are the very first ones oh he has moved us to the top of that's so nice that's awesome oh yeah i'm really liking these products i'm having a lot of fun with them so let the fun continue i mean what the heck you know whether you're alone or in pairs exactly groups going up groups but uh yeah i mean definitely uh if you 2. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 7. 8. 8. 9. 10. 10. 11. 12. 13. 13. 14.
Speaker3: 14.
Speaker1: 14. 14. 15 in pairs. Exactly. Groups going upstairs. Groups. But, yeah, I mean, definitely if you use lubricants or want to use lubricants or thought about using lubricants, definitely check out Spunk Loot. They are great products. It's not it. It's they. They have a bunch of products. Again, they're non-sticky. Non-sticky. I got my fingers here. They're fine. It's a bunch of products um again they're non-sticky non-sticky i got my fingers here like they're fine moisturizing to some degree and oh absolutely you've used them to shave you've used them for sex you know and yeah because sometimes uh especially for shaving like i've used um the shaving creams and stuff they don't they don't give me um, of the lubricant so that the blade can glide over my skin. Yeah. Actually, I saw a new, someone new to me at least, I'll put it that way. Young lady who's on Instagram trying to make some inroads. So, and she has like a bikini top on and she like did the same where she backed with her camera and has like this big fucking cum loads all dripping down her chin all over her chest. I mean, it's more than a human can come. Right. But I'm pretty sure that was spunk loop. Okay. It might've been, who knows? It was a great visual. She pulled it off, but, uh, I'm pretty sure that that would have been like either a horse or like six guys at once. Yeah. So, because it looked like spunk. It didn't, you know, it wasn't, like, just, you know, like, you know, non-dairy creamer or something like that. Right, right. But, yeah. So, if you want to do stuff like that for whatever reason, you want to imply. With the visual. Imply, yeah, you want to tease your husband, you know, I a and uh you know you know like if he has a fantasy of seeing you fuck another guy or have you come home from a hot date right you know i spunk with spunk it all up and go here you go honey i just came home this is from the other guy whatever sometimes it's nice just to have just to have that fantasy even if it doesn't, you haven't really done that. Sometimes the fantasies are every bit as erotic as the actual event. And we talked about that before, about the fantasy, and this just adds to it. Your fantasies never go as the way you think they're going to go. Well, the fantasy is almost always better. I hate to say that. No, what I'm saying is when you go to act it out. Oh, you go to act it out. It never goes. When you go to act out out what you envision is going to happen this is going to happen then we do that and then it goes to this and it never goes it never goes that way so you can try you might get close but it's never like oh yeah i really thought that this was going to happen um i go through that with like multiples like in a threesome scenario it's like okay i'm gonna climb up here and i'm gonna grab him and he's gonna pick me up and put me on there and then there's other guys you know first of all i'm not the gymnast that i think i am in my fantasy sometimes the guys aren't either neither are they exactly it's like it's like i thought you're gonna lift me up no get lift up sometimes can't lift up. Jenny Craig. Jenny Craig. I think sometimes, too, the guys who think they can lift up, they can. But they don't realize that when you lift a woman up, all of a sudden, penis length comes into play. Yeah. You know, sometimes when you're picking them up, then all of a sudden due to the the angle and the way your body is all of a sudden you kind of have some slight retraction and you're not getting the reach you needed and then you're bouncing her up and down all of a sudden she bounced too far up not enough down and all of a sudden you're disconnected you know yeah there isn't logistics involved in those kind of feats I've noticed oh yeah it's you know again that's that whole you know in my head I'm fucking I have her holding on the ceiling fan and her legs are out straight I'm just laying on my back and she's spinning on my cock well she's 4 foot 11 ceiling fan is 8 feet up so it's like yeah no one's reaching anything the ceiling fan would come ripping out of the ceiling it would be just disastrous it would not end well in any way shape i'm just saying hypothetical don't mind the ceiling fan on the floor yeah exactly is that how that happened i swear i swear yeah we tried some acrobatic things and some of them worked out okay that was a lot of years ago that was a lot of years ago yeah and it was and now i'm like oh i don't know if i can do that now we have to do a dry run we do have some trapeze safety nets for sale if you want only used a handful of times it didn't end well just didn't end well. Yeah, those are – sounded so good in our heads, though, didn't it? Well, it always does, you know. It's like there's so much more flow when you do like a threesome, like, yeah, I'm going to bend over here and do this. You still have not done a DP. Uh-uh. And we talked about that one time. We were having a discussion about you doing a DP. And I told you that to do a DP, you actually have to get two guys that are going to have decent-sized dicks. You can't have guys with two short dicks. Right, right. Because the guy laying down on the bed, okay, in whichever hole you want to put him in, whether you're facing him or facing up, you know, know, cowgirl or reverse cowgirl. Exactly. Okay. As you bend your legs, if you're doing reverse cowgirl, you've got to bend your legs up in the air. So now your pussy hole is going to go up and your asshole is following it. So his dick's got to be a little longer. His dick's a little longer. So the guy coming in that way. Now, if you're doing cowgirl where he's laying on the ground and you're facing him and the guy coming in, well, now to keep that guy in your pussy and the other guy coming in with his dick to go and aim him, he's got to have a long enough dick to kind of go down around the curve of your ass a little bit and go in. I mean, especially because you're a small woman. If you were a larger woman, maybe the holes would be a little more accessible. Well, what about like laying on my side? Let's say we're doing like a side winder. You're a small woman. Well, if he's behind me doing the anally and I'm laying on my, I'll say my left side, and my right leg is up in the air or vice versa, then my pussy hole is exposed. And how would the other guy even come in there? See, that's when it gets real personal, man. That real personal man that's when guys are starting to oh okay you're playing clackers at that point oh yeah i guess you are oops yeah i'm playing clackers either way i'm just trying i have to maybe look at some other videos and see how other people do it well i might just there's only a handful of ways to do dp i know i just i'm just too short maybe that's the whole thing you got to find, that are willing to do it. Right, exactly. Most guys don't even want to do a threesome. Right. They sound like they, well, the threesome most guys want to do is. Two women and a man. Yeah. And I'm fine with that. Who's the other woman? No, no, that's what we're talking about. No. You know, but whatever. So. I would be fine doing that too, actually. But that hasn't, it just hasn't come around too much. Yeah, we've got to try to find you another girlfriend. I would be fine doing that, too, actually. But that just hasn't come around too much. Yeah, we've got to try to find you another girlfriend. 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