Spin and Vibrate: Donna's Anal Adventure

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Speaker1: Welcome to the Hot Wife Podcast, where we dive into discussions about relationships, intimacy, and everything in between. Before we begin, we want to make it clear that the views expressed on this podcast are solely those of the host and guests, and should be taken as opinions, not professional or medical advice. Additionally, we remind all listeners that this podcast is intended for adults over the age of 18. The Unauthorized Rebroadcast of this show is strictly prohibited without the written permission of the owners of Hot Wife Podcast. Now, let's heat things up. It's time to rock, live your wildest dreams. Hot Wife Podcast, breaking all the norms. Open discussions about the swing you fall. Hello, everybody. This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. Of course, on the other side of the room is my ever wonderful and technically... Savvy. Savvy. Okay, I was going to say challenge, but savvy is a good word. My husband, Vince. Did you say other side of the room or rim? Rim is something totally different. It's going to be part of tonight's show. Some of it. Not my rim, though. Mine. Yes. All mine. All yours. On the other side of the room, of course, is Vince. He's doing all the technical stuff. As always. As always. Anyway. It's nice to be inside a heated room. It's very nice. It's cold as hell outside. Well, hell's not cold. It's as cold as the Antarctic outside. Yeah, we have a... I think it's true that we're just not used to it, but yeah, we have a lot of whipping winds and it's... It's a PDSM weather. You know, those kind of things. Flocking winds. Flocking winds. It's just nasty and brutal. It's just nipple piercing. My nipple's hard. Nipple. All right, so we actually use our second podcast recording today. Mm-hmm. So if you're hearing this one, you probably heard the previous broadcast, hopefully. Yes. Where we got to talk to the owners of... Secretswingerlust.com. It is a swinger website dedicated to swingers by swingers and all things swinger-related. So it's going to be interesting. If you didn't hear that podcast, go back and check it out. It's a pretty all-inclusive site. Things you can do and post. It's pretty spectacular. And the couple's from Denmark, correct? Denmark, yeah. It's not a Denmarkian or European website. This is an international website, a swinger site. It's new. Would that be international? Would you put that worldwide? International? Okay, yeah, worldwide. Sure, I'm wrong. When I think international, I just think within one nation. Yeah, you're right. Right. I'm actually kind of tired today. Oh, okay. I have started consuming alcohol. Oh, that's the old excuse. It's not even 3 o'clock yet. Honey, the first thing to do is admit you have a problem. Yeah, I don't get to drink enough. That is a problem. Yes. That work thing gets in the way. Oh, I know. But today's not work, so we can have some fun. Yeah, hopefully. So, I bought you more recently a A new toy. Yes. Oops, I'm addressing the camera here as you're watching the video. I'm sorry. There you go. This is, it is a black rubberized butt plug. And it only came in black. It's not like. Okay. Not that you would have preferred that. Like I can't, I don't even know like what it's really called. Okay. It is a, I've got it on Amazon. Okay. Okay. You know it's high quality. Well, you know, it got really good reviews. Four and a half stars. It is a rotating anal vibrator. Yeah, see? Isn't that nice? Got little fingers on the bottom where the bases. Again, we're not endorsing this product. We're just reviewing. Yeah, we're just going to have some fun with it. So if you get one, it's on you. You've got to make sure that... First thing I'm going to recommend for you, especially... Oh, lots of lube. Lots of lube. Yeah, because it rotates, it spins. Yeah, so you want to make sure everything is greased up so you don't wind up spinning. your asshole and ripping it out. Oh, Jesus. Please, be more graphic. I love that. Hey, I'm just covering our ass. It's a litigious society. We're not telling you to buy it. We're not saying this is a great product yet. We'll find out. We're just saying, if you buy it. Use lots of lube to start with. Use lube and some common sense. This doesn't appear to be dangerous. No, but lube can be deceiving. It might be addictive. I don't know. Okay. Okay, so initially, your review of the product is? It looks like it'd be good. I mean, when I first saw it, I thought it was a blinking one. I thought the bottom part was... You're stuck on that fucking blinking thing. I know. You can't even see it. Why do you care if it blinks? It's in your ass. I don't know. I have this... I don't know. I just think it'd be cool. You get this fascination with your asshole blinking. Yeah, I'm stuck on it. I think it'll be very festive and joyful. I've seen a bunch of videos out there of girls with the anal beads that blink and they don't wear underwear or whatever. And they have like the skirts and they're in a store bending over and you see it. Or they have it like through their clothing. Yes, I'm saying through the skirt. You can see it blink through the skirt. No, this is like pants and they bend over. Most of the time they're wearing some kind of a skirt or dress or something. So that's, I guess I'm just fixated on that. Sorry. No, I hadn't noticed. I just think it'd be cool. Well, this one isn't giant, but it's pretty. That's more than I want in my ass. It's not giant, but it's big enough. To me, that's huge. It's like a tractor trailer. It's like the Titanic in my ass. It's a Titanic. Okay. Scud missile. Okay. And now you're exaggerating. Well, for you, it's not. For you, it's like, you know, a toothpick. No, no, it's not that. Yeah, but I don't know. I'll find out. My other ones are metal, so they slide in. So the tapered part at the top has like a rubberish coating. Yeah, it's all kind of rubbery. I think it's got grooves in it. Yeah, it has grooves in it. So my metal ones are smooth. This one is not. And that part vibrates. Yep. And then the base part has like little rubber fingers coming out. Yeah, little feet or fingers. And that part rotates. Yep, yep. So I guess it depends on if you're clamping or not. If you're clamping down on it with your asshole, then that thing will spin and tickle your ass, I guess. But if you aren't clamping, the whole thing could spin in your ass. Who knows? Should I try it now? That's up to you. I mean, should I try it outside of my body? Sure. I don't know. Hold the power. Okay, there it is. One's vibrate, one's spin. I don't know. Okay, it's vibrating. You can hear that. Yeah, different vibrating settings. Oh, now the bottom is spinning. Yeah, you hit one button is for rotate, one is for... Can they see that, do you think? Yeah, remotely, yeah. Remotely. Yeah, the bottom's all spinning. Okay. Oh. Ooh. Ooh. I don't know. I may have... If you get it closer to your mic, they can hear it. He can hear it. That's got pulsating. Yeah. Oh, my. Different kind of pulsating. I wish... With all these ones and going through all these different pulsating sequences, I wish they had them spelled out so I would be like, oh, I want number three. Or I want number two. Then I won't forget it. The fun is just cycling through. It can be distracting, though. I guess. Because... I know anything in my ass and vibrates is distracting to me. Oh, that one's... See, I like a continuous vibration. Oh, right. Let's just... Oh, now it goes the other way. Okay. Let me just turn this off for a second. And I've got to try this out. This is interesting. Well, hopefully. So I guess I'll stand up and... Okay. Put this... Yeah. Now, how are you going to do this? So you're going to do it with your butt facing the camera? Yeah. So you're going to have to move your microphone around to the other side of your stool. I'm going to mute it while you move it. Okay. So I will do the narration here. She's going to be adjusting her bend over stool. And I'm going to move her microphone so we can hopefully hear her talk or moan or whatever she's going to do. And she's stuck on something. Hold on. So many tripods, so little time. All right, so now she has her microphone remotely in place. And so we're going to... Oh, no, let me unmute you. Okay, now try it. Oh, hello, hello. Oh, there we go. All right. You might want to drop your microphone down so if you're bent over. Or we can meet you again until you get that done with the adjustment. Our ears are getting boxed. I think something like this might work. I don't know. Okay. Like that? Yeah, there we go. We go remotely with that. Actually, can you do the other leg? It would be better. Oh, the other leg would be better. Because you're kind of not going the way the camera's. Oh, how's that? Yeah, that'll be a better view. I can move. I'm not stuck here. I can move. No, you're fine. Okay. I'm going to lube it up with the spunk lube. Of course. Of course. So turn your microphone. There's a lot of friction going on here. Yeah, there should be a lot of, okay. We're getting it inserted into the record. Did you turn it on first? Yeah. Okay. I didn't turn it off from the last time. Okay. I don't know. Okay, well, it's got that rubber coating, so. Yeah. All right. Okay, you have to get closer to the mic now to. Okay, hold on, I'm turning it on. Okay. Oh, the vibration. Okay. Holy moly. Oh. Does that feel good? Yeah, it feels pretty good. Okay. Oh. Hmm. That's kind of nice. Okay, you're just playing with the vibration settings? Yeah. Ooh, now it's going up a little bit. Ooh, maybe I should have a mic down there by my butt. We're not interested in what your ass has to say. We're interested in what you might have to say. I might need to do some, play with my pussy a little bit here. Sure. That's nice. Yeah, if your ass is getting attention, I guess your pussy should. Yeah, that's pretty nice. I think it would be, Definitely in addition to some play that might be kind of fun. Well, I think the fun of that might be like, let's say you're sucking my dick and I have the remote. Oh, my God. You'd be torturing me. You know that. You'd be like, up. Let's see what this button does. This is turbocharged. Take that. Suck my dick harder. Okay, I'm going up. Like I don't tell you that anyway. Oh, that's more. I'm kind of afraid to try the rotating fingers. Come on, chicken shit. I'm afraid. Chances are it's just going to tickle your asshole. So put a little more lube on. Yeah, just in case. It's KY dripping off of it now. Is it? Yeah, it's okay. That's okay. I'd rather have a 2K. Ooh, that feels kind of good. Yeah, see, it's spinning. Oh, it's spinning, huh? Yeah, the little fingers. Oh, I think that's good. I'm getting used to this. This is a different sensation. Hold on. Oh. I don't want to fall over. Okay. Yeah. See it's spinning around your assholes. Oh. Tickling your rectum. Okay. I'm going up. I'm going in, Captain. Go for it. Ooh. Okay. I'm not sure what I did. I don't know either. I can't tell if it's going faster, slower, or is it different? It feels different. It feels different. Okay. I know there's a setting on there where it goes one way and stops and goes the other way. Oh, then it goes the other way? Okay, I think I got the spinning things. You can only go up. You can't go down, can you? I don't know. I guess you have to cycle through them all. Yeah, see, I don't know if I want to cycle through. Okay. Any way to go back down? Oh. Oh, now it goes the other way. Oh, now it's going the other way. Yeah. Oh, that's weird. Oh, that's pretty cool. That feels actually pretty good. Yeah. There's a lot of stuff going on down there. I'd be distracted. I wonder if you were getting fucked with that in, like a dick in your pussy. It's bigger than I thought. I think it's not that the diameter is that much bigger. than my metal ones, but because it's rubber, there's a lot more friction. Yeah, but if someone has their dick in your pussy. Yeah, but that's, it's, it's going to be really tight. What you don't want to use is, use that if you have someone who hasn't groomed. Oh my God, full of hair. Those fingers spinning will rip the hair right out. Oh, that's not good. Well, or if you have, if some. Good thing I don't have hair down there. If a guy is using it and he has a hairy asshole, you know, it's. You gotta shave. You gotta shave. Yeah, I'll remove some hair for you. Yeah, for sure. Just rotor-rooter it right out. Let's see what this other thing does. Okay. Oh, got some pulsating going on. Oh, that's kind of nice. Ooh, hello. Ooh. Oh. It feels a little weird back there. Well, you're not used to it. Yeah, I'm not used to it. It's like movement kind of thing. I'm not. It feels like it's stretching me more than my other butt plugs. It does more than your other butt plugs. Well, that's true, too. Oh, that's interesting. Hello. Oh. Now, if you were using a vibrator on your pussy at the same time. Oh, my God. I would last like two seconds. I couldn't do that if I had a vibrator. I'd probably fall over. How about if you were just playing with your pussy? I could, but I might fall over. I thought I was starting to before, and I was like, whoa. Is it a balance thing? It's a balance thing, and not to mention if you get too aroused or just kind of like let loose. and shoot that thing and take me out. It's very possible. Vince died from an anal blood from the forehead. Into the face. A mortar round went off in Vince's head. That's what it looks like. It's a miniature mortar. Yeah, it does. Yeah, it does. So those who are interested, I paid $22.99 on Amazon for this. And I think Donna might be thinking it's worth the money. Oh yeah, this one is definitely worth it. It's rechargeable. I like that. Yeah. Oh, I could have some fun with this. I think you're going to. Oh, I'm having fun now. Who am I? What am I kidding? Oh, my God. Oh. Yeah, the initial, I was like, oh, I don't know. But now it's really, I'm really warming up to it. Oh, that's nice. Oh. Oh. Yeah, a vibrator. Oh, I wouldn't last a minute. With a vibrator right now, I would. I'm glad I didn't bring one out because I'd be like in a spasm. I won't be able to talk. Oh, yeah. That's good. Oh. Oh, that's nice. All those little vibrations back there and little buzzing and pulsating. Now, generally, you don't like the pulsating stuff. No, I usually don't. I like consistency, but this is really nice. I want to try other things, but I'm kind of enjoying this one. Do you want to try sitting, like turn around, keep that in your ass, like sit with your ass just barely on that chair? Barely on it. Okay, I have to turn my mic around again. Okay, let me pause. Let me mute you. Go ahead, just move your mic around so we can continue this with you in the conversation. I just had to mute it because the banging around of the mic stand sounds like someone boxing my ears. She's moving it while the butt plug is still in and active. I'm afraid to sit. Don't sit with your ass on it. resting against the edge. Okay, like something like that. Yeah, ooh, clit's really popping there too. Ah, yeah, it's very stimulating. My hands are cold. Ooh. Mmm. Oh. Oh, my clit's hard. Oh, my fingers are cold. Ooh, that's kind of interesting. Oh, my clit's hard. Oh, it's cold. Yeah, I know. It feels good. Oh, it's cold. Mmm. Theoretically, you know, if you washed it, you could use that in your pussy, too. Oh, sure. Yeah. It's not a bad shape for your pussy, I don't think. Oh. Let's see what else you have here. Oh, I got a pulsating... I don't know how much you can hear. Yeah, we can hear it. Okay. A little bit, yeah. Oh. I don't know if I'm hearing it through the microphone or hearing it through the air. Oh. Yeah, I don't want to sit down on it. No. It tickled my kidneys. Yeah, pretty much. Let's see what we've got. So picture you putting that in while you're getting like a nice massage. Oh, that would be good. Ooh, that would be really good. I can't see regular butt plugs. Can you bring your one foot up on that support, that rung support? Like that? Or the other one would be actually better for the camera? That's as far as it goes. Okay. It's too far back. It is worth a shot. All right. So, one to ten. How do you rate this toy? Oh, let's give it a nine and a half. I think I need some more training with it. More training. I want to practice. What's it doing now? I don't know. I'm just going to leave my mic just over the scooch. Sorry. This is a little more comfortable. Aim your ass a little more towards the other side of the room. There you go. Oh, how's that? It feels like it's doing all kinds of things back there. Obviously, it's a... I mean, like, all kinds of weird things. I probably can't tell what it's doing, but I just do it. Oh. Oh, now it's going the other way. Yeah, your ass cheek's moving a little bit. It's like, yeah, going back and forth, back and forth. Get the puppy these way. Oh, now playing with the little fingers. Oh. Oh. Okay. Well, this has really been a lot of fun. Okay. What position would you need to be in? I don't know. It's not like my other one. Let me turn this off so I can actually think for a minute. Oh, for a second. It's not something you can sit down on and recline. Yeah. Okay, well, you can turn right. You can take it out if you need to. Yeah, I think I just might. Here it goes. I know. Thank you. It's slippery. Holy moly. So. Nine and a half out of ten, huh? Yeah, I think once I get used to it. For the value, you can't beat it, right? Oh, no, it's actually, can you mute? Go ahead. I muted it so you could adjust it. Yeah, you got too much K-Y, or I mean too much spunk loop on your hands. There we go. Yeah, there we go. Okay. Sorry. I could ruin a wet dream right now. Here's some paper towels. I don't want to throw because I'll hit the camera. Know me. Okay. There you go. Oh, my God. But anyway. All right. So. That has definite possibilities. I think if I had a comfortable place to, like, recline more. Okay. Where I didn't, I wasn't afraid that I'd be falling on my face. and with a strong vibrator, that could have really been powerful. I definitely would try that next time with a vibrator. Oh yeah, that would definitely. Get you there and then some. Yeah, well the thing is I don't want to be trying to support myself and have an orgasm and fall on my face. No, that wouldn't be good. That could be a problem. There are logistics involved. Especially as we get older. Yeah, and it's not something I can sit on like I am now. I can't, I can't. You have to talk into the mic. It's too high, you know, that bulb at the bottom sticks out too far. Well, it's also the anal thing, so it puts it further back. Right, right. So, yeah. Let's get a little more. That's something, you know, in the missionary, or actually even reverse cowgirl, you could kind of do it. Yeah, I think it's got a lot of possibilities, a lot of different sensations. You know, the pulsing and vibrating and twisting and twirling. And so there's a whole lot of different things and stimulation that works. That has a lot of possibilities right there. Yeah, I definitely give it a nine and a half, only because there's still a learning curve for me. Okay. So I think by the time I've mastered it, it's going to be an 11. Because that's one thing, my butt plugs are just metal, and it's fine, and they look cute. Well, you used to be a big fan of your anal vibrating beads. Yes. But then they died. And then they died. And the other set I got just wasn't. They were stiff or something, right? Yeah, they were too stiff. They were too big. And they just weren't the same. You know, the other ones were just so perfect. They had, they, they were graduated. So it went small and then got larger and a nice, the other ones started out big and they just stayed big. And I, I like that gradual bees going in and out of my ass, not just one big giant one. Didn't, it didn't feel as good vibrating or not. It just didn't feel as good. So this kind of takes the place of the Vibrating Anal Beads. Yeah. And I don't have to be there manipulating them. It's already in my ass and I'm going to change the sensation. It's vibrating. Yeah, it's vibrating. It's not going in and out, but it's spinning. It doesn't need to go in and out. I mean, technically, if someone held the base of that, then the anal butt plug would spin itself, not the outside ring. You might burn it out. Well, if you clamp down on it, sure. Yeah, that's interesting. Yeah, it's got a lot of lube. Yeah, I would definitely recommend having a fair amount of lube for sure. Okay. Yeah, it's definitely different. I like it a lot better than the metal ones, although the metal ones are a little more flush. Like, I can sit in them. Like, I could sit in a chair and they're not in the way. That one, no way. It sticks out too far. I'm like, oh, no, that's not. I don't want to get lost in there, you know. That's not going to happen. You don't know? Are you going to go in there and grab it out of my ass? I'll pinch your nose shut and blow hard your mouth. That's what I thought. I don't want us going to the ear, oh, her butt plug got stuck up her ass because she had to sit down. All they're going to do is say, oh, again? Okay, thank you. So do I. All right. Well, we're not determined where these videos are going to show up yet, but there's a good chance it might show up on 50shadesofpleasure.com. Oh, that would be a good place to put them. I think. Yeah. 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We're going to have them on, sharing more about the European swinger community. It's a lot more vibrant over there, apparently. We're going to talk with them more in the future. And again, we can't encourage you enough to check out their website. You also want to see what else Donna is doing? What else? And who else? Hotwifedonnalyn.com. I'm posting daily several times a day. So yeah, we're all kinds of fun things coming out every day. So check it out. Yeah. So with that, stay horny. Great. Have a great night, everybody.