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Speaker1: this program contains strong sexual content no one under the age of 18 is permitted to listen to or download the podcast in any manner the host guest and performers are all over the age of 18 rebroadcasting this podcast in any manner is strictly prohibited without the written consent of the owners of the hot wife podcast the commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its host or guest and does not reflect that of the opinion of the hot wife podcast Speaker2: We'll be right back. without the written consent of the owners of the Hot Wife Podcast. The commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its host or guest and does not reflect that of the opinion of the Hot Wife Podcast's owners, agents, or representatives. This podcast is not meant to be taken as professional advice. Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast, where we discuss all the good, the bad, and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle. Hello, everybody. This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast, and I'm here again with my wonderful husband, Vince. Yeah. Come on, I don't try. I almost thought you said podcast. Pot, pot, ooh, that's a whole different can of worms. Yeah, if we did a whole show or just a marijuana show, just like, welcome to the podcast. I'm sure somebody already has it. Oh, I'm sure that would be very clever. Yeah, man, we're just going to stoned. It's a podcast. Just get stoned and listen to us eat munchies. Speaker3: Hmm. Speaker1: That has all kinds of pasta. Today's show is about Doritos. Speaker2: I like that. I like that. Speaker3: Yeah. Speaker2: We're going to change that. Speaker1: Real entertaining. Just sit there and play Grateful Dead all fucking show. Speaker2: Oh, come on. Somebody would really love that. Oh, I'm sure there's probably 17,000 like that out there podcasts podcasts no oh you're gonna be so proud of me look no ice in my drink i'm drinking lukewarm water oh my god oh my god how do you get by without chewing and making noise i don't know but it's it's not not good water that i can tell you that it's comes out of the from our well it's warm it's i could well it's not good water, I can tell you that. It comes out of the, from our well, it's warm. It's, I could. Well, it's summer. I know. Then get a goddamn cold water out of the fridge. No, I don't. Then quit your bitching. Mm-hmm. I have to complain. I'm sorry. I'm old now. I just, shut up. I hate your guts. I've got to complain. I was just hoping for cold water. I guess that's all I want is cold water.
Speaker1:
Get a fucking water out of the fridge then. Not out of the fucking microwave or the fucking oven. It's pretty fucking simple. This is why I do the cooking. Oh my God, the water's warm. I don't know why it was sitting on the hood of my car while it ran directly in the sunlight all day and the water's like, God, I don't get it. Then I put it on the stove in a pot
Speaker3:
Thank you. I was sitting on the hood of my car while it ran directly in the sunlight all day. And the water's quite hot.
Speaker1:
I don't get it.
Speaker3:
I didn't want a bottle of water.
Speaker1:
Then I put it on the stove in a pot and had the flame up hot. And the water's fucking hot. I don't get it. I'm a fucking retard.
Speaker3:
Hey. Love you.
Speaker2:
That's an insult to mentally challenged people.
Speaker1:
I didn't mean that. Those people are mentally challenged. You are a retard.
Speaker3:
Okay. I'll tell you. to mentally challenge people. I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. Those people are mentally challenged.
Speaker2:
You are a retard.
Speaker3:
Okay, I'll take that. Okay?
Speaker1:
I think mentally challenged and retard are two different things. People that I see out there driving are retards. People that are born with, you know, some difficulties, they're mentally challenged.
Speaker3:
Okay.
Speaker2:
I'm glad we cleared that up.
Speaker1:
But you, my dear,
Speaker2:
I don't know. have some difficulties they're mentally challenged okay i'm glad we cleared that up but you my dear all right again if i offended someone i'm sorry that's not how it was meant but anyway so anyway anyway i have my lukewarm water okay you let me know when the complaining's done i'm over here sleeping. I'm done. Oh, God. Just move along, dude.
Speaker1:
You're still complaining.
Speaker2:
You're still complaining. That's because I'm here with you.
Speaker3:
Done.
Speaker2:
Oh, here we go again.
Speaker3:
Really? So anyway.
Speaker2:
You need a new one.
Speaker1:
Tell me about a new one.
Speaker2:
A new wife.
Speaker1:
So many new things I need.
Speaker3:
Wife. Life.
Speaker1:
Bank account, job. Anyway, okay. Some cold water for my wife. Do I have to get one out of the fridge for you?
Speaker2:
No, no, this is fine.
Speaker1:
Okay, you're going to make it through the show?
Speaker2:
I think so. See, a water bottle will crinkle too when I drink out of it.
Speaker1:
Oh, my God.
Speaker2:
What are you drinking, please?
Speaker3:
Bourbon. Okay. See, bourbon makes no noise apparently no it can be room temperature it could have an ice cube in it tonight i am drinking a wiser craig's um french uh the cast The cast one?
Speaker2:
Cast one, yeah. I think it's a toasted cask.
Speaker1:
So, and if you notice, I'm not complaining.
Speaker2:
That's because you're drinking bourbon, and I'm not drinking any alcohol.
Speaker1:
Okay, and now you're complaining.
Speaker2:
Because I'm not drinking any alcohol.
Speaker1:
You could have. Tonight's show was about something sexy, but I think it's going to be about you complaining.
Speaker2:
No, let's move on to the sexy show.
Speaker1:
It's called, Does Your Wife Bitch As Much As Donna Show? Jesus Christ.
Speaker2:
You do.
Speaker3:
You do.
Speaker2:
I think I have that whole thing covered.
Speaker1:
You own it, baby.
Speaker2:
You own it. You're going to do something to 100%. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker1:
You're 272%.
Speaker3:
Yeah, see? See?
Speaker2:
Yep. I'm doing it you are owning it i am i don't just bitch i own it there you go all right so tonight's topic is soft swap yeah i like that yeah we kind of from yeah we you know we've had a couple people um chase I think it was, who sent us a thing about STDs, the last show was on. I think it was Chance, but... Chance, Chase, same thing. Same thing. Take a chance to chase him. Part of what I think was Chance. Pardon me. There was a... So, yeah, he talked about how he and his wife and or girlfriend, I don't remember which, maybe both. Who knows? Good for him if that's the case. We're interested in getting into playing, into swinging, into frequent fornicating, whatever the term is we came up with. Frequent fornicating. It's a new term for swinging frequent frequent fornicators you a double effer yes i am um but um you know we talked about you know one of the safe ways of sex for swingers you know is the soft swap it's also a great way for people who are um not sure if that's where they want to go right it'll it'll test your jealousy it'll test uh your comfort level yeah yeah the whole comfort without touching anybody without being too much right again soft swap has a couple different modes yeah that's what i was thinking i always got confused with same sex same room same room sex well same room sex it could be you and i could play with another couple but we're in the same room so you could be with him i could be with her but it's we're in the same room. Oh, I also thought same room sex with your partner. It's also that. It's also that. But mostly soft swap is when you stay with whoever it is you brought with you and the other couple, whatever they may be, you basically just sit there and you guys play with who Right. And watch each other. So there's no swapping involved at all. No, not really. It can, soft swap technically, you could have some kissing. You could have some touching. I thought also oral. It could also be oral, but it doesn't have to be. Okay. I wasn't. No, it's, it, there's different levels of soft levels of soft swap that makes sense so again it's a way of getting into swinging and feeling out your boundaries yeah without jumping in the pool and all at once yeah you're going in like you know unlike you know like you and i we meet another couple and're just like, like a fucking tarantula on that guy's face.
Speaker1:
Crotch on his face. Like, oh, honey, I think he might like me.
Speaker2:
I'm not that bad. Sometimes I am.
Speaker1:
You can't jump that high.
Speaker2:
No, I can't. I'm lying down. Then I jump on his face.
Speaker1:
So, but, um, no. So it gives you the option of, if, again, the same chemistry kind of has to happen when you meet another couple. You know, you go out to dinner or meet in a bar or wherever it is, however it might work for your club. Right. That you, you know, you sit there and you can explain to them. Do not be afraid or embarrassed or whatever. Say, listen, we're new. We're testing the waters. Mm-hmm. You know, we're not sure we want to interact with another couple because it could be like my ex-wife she did not like the thought of seeing me with another woman but she was okay with her being with another man right so yeah and everyone there is that um that whole aspect of, yeah, exactly that, that you might sit there and like, oh, my God, is he or she going to be with this other person and want them more than me? So you have that, there's a jealousy factor that could happen.
Speaker2:
Oh, sure.
Speaker1:
And it shouldn't. It's just sex. It's hopefully not love.
Speaker3:
Yeah, it's just sex it's hopefully not love yeah it's just sex hopefully um you know there could be the the whole thing too is a nice thing about the soft swap thing is let's say a guy's nervous if he has performance issues it's better to have it with your mate than it is with somebody else if the nerves are up right exactly the nerves are up but the penis isn't yeah exactly um but again yeah your mate hopefully will be more understanding and you know try to hide it and yeah and yeah sympathetics are that yeah but if you're with somebody new and it doesn't work it's kind of like oh man this this never happens i swear it worked earlier when i left the house it was working just fine just fine now it's like oh it's got stage fright that does happen it does oh yeah you know it's i mean the unfair part of that whole scenario is that women don't have to worry about that you just kind of have to be there yeah men have to be and then women what do women do it's like oh my god he couldn't get it hard oh it's like you don't understand there's a whole lot of shit going on there that has to work yeah you know there's stage fright there's chemistry there's biologics there's you know so it's um so again it's one way of seeing or again maybe the other way it works real well and it goes off too early there you go that's another one you know but another great thing about soft swap is it's it's very arousing watching another couple yeah it absolutely is it absolutely is and if you're uh an exhibitionist like me you like being watched so it's more of it's a turn on knowing that you're being watched and if you're a voyeur you like watching so it definitely works both ways it's kind of cool and it's it's a nice way it's like a safe way to see if if that's the road you want to go down and if things don't work out you're with your mate so if things don't work out it's it's not a big deal because hopefully they'll be sympathetic to things not working out quite right yeah you know like we just talked about so it's well i think it also i think it also um initially adds to the excitement of it So when you go back and you have your your own time it's like oh my god wasn't it hot watching them do this or that or the other thing or whatever it's like oh i could really like i would really like to have seen him or her come over and do this or that or whatever you know exactly you know i'd love to see him go outside and wash and vacuum my truck oh my god it's so hot come over cut my lawn yeah i'm right there i think i'm paying my bills bitch pay my i think i'm getting a little wet down there i think i'm a little roused but no so it's so I think it's a great thing for people, you know, and maybe, you know, fair enough, people that are experienced,
Speaker1:
maybe it's something to step back.
Speaker3:
I mean, I'll equate it to, like, cigars.
Speaker2:
I'm getting a high-pitched noise in my ear here.
Speaker3:
I can't hear it. It's not you.
Speaker2:
No, it's not me.
Speaker3:
I don't know. Okay.
Speaker1:
It's like cigars or even bourbon. You'll take a week or two off. I don't drink bourbon necessarily every day or cigars every day. So there'll be times I'll take two weeks off of ever having a cigar or longer. I've gone over a month without having a cigar. Yeah, no, it happens. And the thing is, it kind of cleanses your palate and gives you appreciation when you come back and visit. Same thing with bourbon or even beers, you know. Your palate gets cleansed, and all of a sudden, then when you revisit it a week, two weeks, a month, whatever.
Speaker3:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
It's like, wow.
Speaker2:
A whole new flavor. That's why I tend not to drink the same bourbon all the time because there's so many different you know flavor signatures that it's like oh i forgot what that tastes like oh you know so that's why you're at the party with like all the different women that's it so yeah it's like oh this one's sweeter than that one but that one was nice you know this one squirts a little stronger than that one. So women are like bourbons then, in a way. They're like chocolates. You've got to finger all of them. You've got to poke them all to find the one you like. Or at least just poke them all. Whichever. Finger them, poke them, whatever. Poke them, whatever. Or lick them and, you know. Or lick them. But, yeah, I think and you know or lick them but yeah i think you know so again so if you're experienced couple maybe you want to try just like let's just try same room or soft swap i mean yeah let's try soft swap you know just uh just let the other couple tease us let us tease tease them. Right, right. Yeah, there can be communication going on. It's like, oh, yeah, I want to see you. Suck your husband's dick for me. Mm-hmm. You know, or whatever, you know. And it's like, you know. Yeah, that makes sense. Or even ask. Ask the other couple, you know, do you like the way my wife's sucking my dick? You know? So you can make it as erotic as you want and again if you start with a soft swap you can always sit there and i mean if you're with an experienced couple right and you both agree to soft swap and all of a sudden you know let's say your the wife your wife that's with you and you're in the new couple and she was only kind kind of apprehensive and everything else. So all of a sudden she looks up at you and it's like, I think I'd love to suck his dick. Well, you know, if you're good for it, you go, Hey, Joe Bunyak, can my wife come over and help your wife suck your dick? Yeah. He just opens the door to, you can use it as a stepping stone. Yeah. It makes sense. Or. Or not. Or it's like, you know what, we're just uncomfortable watching this. And you know, you know, no harm, no foul. Yep. You know, it really is a no-pressure way. No, it makes sense. Of getting into it. I don't think we... Did we do it? No, we dove in the deep end. Oh, did we? I couldn't remember. Yeah. Oh, wait. There's video. Maybe the first time that I played. Well, the first video was you with the gentleman and I videotaped. Right. So it wasn't really, that wasn't soft. No, it wasn't soft at all. No, it wasn't soft. No, you got the bottom rocked out of you. Quiet, Mike. But, you know, it was, well, even my first wife, it wasn't like that because she didn't want to see me with anyone. I think it's kind of fun when we're down in the playroom at the parties and I can look over and I can see your head and I can see the women squealing and they're flailing. You can see the squealing. No, they're flailing. They're moving their arms around and, you know, squealing. You can see the squealing. Well, I can, yeah, I can see them. The words are in the air. No, I can see them squealing. I can see them squealing. Can you see them squealing? Sure. Okay. I can hear them too, but I can see them. Well, yeah, you can hear them. I can see all the commotion going on over there, and you're just going to town on them, and it's actually pretty cool. It's actually very cool. I feel like quite a celebrity when I come up, you know, and people are bound. Well, the men love you. Don't be selling it short. The men all fucking love the shit out of you. I mean, this is me you get compliments i get compliments like oh my god your wife's so gorgeous you're so lucky it's like yeah i just find it funny that none of the men go down on any of the women when i'm there wow i think i ruined it but anyway um but yeah so i mean sauce swap you know can just start out where you both are just you know you as a couple are watching the other couple and vice versa or you know and then it can move into like okay well can my wife come kiss you can my you know right again you can you're allowed to have that dialogue at any time,
Speaker1:
but especially in soft swap, you know, if your wife or husband is apprehensive.
Speaker2:
Right, exactly.
Speaker1:
You know, just take it slow, you know, and hopefully you find people on a swing website or whatever that are willing to work with you in this soft swap. Don't, do not feel pressured.
Speaker2:
No, don't. It just makes everything uncomfortable and makes it kind of ugly. Well, you get a bad taste in your mouth yep yep exactly you know the nice thing is a soft swap like you just said you can move into things that are a little more uh still soft swap i'd be just doing oral you know and well but again without even touching the other couple you don't have to do anything you have to, but it can move into that pretty easily if that's where you want it to go, and it gives you that flexibility. It depends on how comfortable you are with someone touching your mate. Right. Whichever one of the couple is listening to this, potentially. Or, you know, both of you might have a level of uncomfortableness of, like, you know it's the thought of this kind of erotic but again like we've said a thousand times if you base your relationship on an orgasm there's a lot more wrong with your orgasm with your orgasm with your with your relationship than an orgasm sure so if your mate leaves you just for an orgasm, I hate to tell you there's more wrong with your relationship, so you need to look into that. Yeah, absolutely. So, like, you know, if your wife complains about drinking warm water and it's too lazy to get water out of the fridge. No, it's going to be all squeaky from the bottle. She couldn't open the bottle before the show and pour it into the cup she's drinking out of, and she she'll be cold we're not I'm not looking for a woman who thinks it just looks good apparently I've found that sometimes I'm not looking so good tonight you always look good baby oh yeah right'm telling you, man. I'm telling you, man. That wouldn't give me a fucking woman all fucking injured, yeah. Yeah. I'm pretty beat up here. I'm pretty beat up. I'm sweaty. Oh yeah, I'm gross. Scratched up legs from working in the yard. Yeah, baby. You know you're hard. You know you're getting hard right now right now I came already I saw you over there rubbing yourself you had me there with the warm water bitching with no ice well I wanted to put ice in it but I was like no no no you just be a tease I'm definitely a tease I going to chew that shit up.
Speaker3:
You're a whack job.
Speaker2:
I don't know why I even do this because you're just a whack job.
Speaker1:
That's why you do it.
Speaker2:
Because you're a whack job?
Speaker3:
Okay.
Speaker2:
As long as we're on the same page, I'm fine.
Speaker1:
In all honesty, sitting around the house, I'm pretty quiet. Uh-huh. You don't see the whack job tell them here oh boy i don't know i just got you see i am a whack job all sorts of times but generally i'm just especially when i'm driving or something an angry angry driver are you angry i'm angry all the time oh you don't sound angry okay that's in your head okay but anyway so no that's our um suggestion for the soft swap is you know i mean there's so many different levels you could take it to but i would say if you're interested in getting into swinging or or trying to see if it works for you it's kind of like the old days of high school parties you know you'd be in a room and you know like joe's parents went away for the weekend and in the back you know having a party but in the back room it was all dark and you and your girlfriend over here kissing over there's your friend and his girlfriend kissing right and stuff like that and you know lights were out and you would start hearing some noises and it's like i can't say it's too dark i've never been to those parties my parties were always very wholesome okay well we won't talk to you um yeah my friends mike my my ex-wife she went to a party with me and all my friends we were pretty uh advanced you know we'd have like one of them was a toga party okay and like everybody's walk around naked because they couldn't get their toga to stay on so they say i fucking threw it down so when the first parties i took my took my ex-wife to this guy's house and i was down in the basement shooting pool right she was upstairs hanging with a bunch of the people and we're obviously some underage drinking going on so i'm downstairs playing pool she comes down she's like um and she was a class behind me right she goes um you have some pretty interesting friends i said yeah i'll give you that she goes um the two guys were the host and the the gentleman that uh you got to play with a few times that i went to high school with okay yes him and the other guy this other guy um were drinking
Speaker2:
heavily and um were arguing who had the bigger penis oh i do i'm just playing pulling and it's like yeah okay she goes so they pulled them out to compare i said yeah did she have i said i said who won and she told me i don't remember who it was i don't know who it was she goes i said were you one of the judges she goes yeah i was it's like i'm guessing this is not the kind of party you you should go to she goes no after that i went to one of her friends parties i prayed for death you prayed for death it was literally we went to the basement of like one of her friends. Right. They had folding chairs. We all kind of sat in a big fucking semi-circle kind of thing and drinking non-alcoholic shit and just talking about our jobs like, this is not a party. Of course, there's none of her friends I wanted to see naked. no i do remember it was a an impromptu party oh geez i must have been right out of high school and so some of the guys that were there were still in high school and it was um it was like a fetish party but because i had some corsets and stuff so i wore one of my corsets i was i do remember being very very stoned at this party wearing the there's a picture taken of me and i did not i looked very stoned but i do remember there were two brothers and i couldn't read i was trying to decide which brother i wanted to be the older brother the younger brother okay they weren't twin brothers no they weren't twins one was older one was younger and it got a little bit a little bit sexual the party or you and these two guys the whole party it ended up being like a mini orgy for the thing and we were there was a lot of pot being smoked i can tell you that but we were i think yeah i was just out of high school i was just out of high school so i was i don't think i was in college yet yeah that was i mean a lot of sex went on at the parties i didn't wasn't able to partake because i was back then that i was vince you're too good a guy too nice a guy oh yeah okay just tell me i'm ugly whatever too nice a guy make it up for it go. Now the same woman that turned me down, I am skinnier than them. Yes, you have seen them at Walmart and other places. And you're like, she used to be like a cheerleader with this banging tight ass.
Speaker1:
Yeah, she wouldn't even look to me. Now she's like, oh, my God, there's Vince.
Speaker4:
Ha, ha.
Speaker3:
So.
Speaker2:
Karma's a bitch. Yep, so is my ex-wife. and her name isn't karma but anyway so yeah so if you guys if you're in a relationship and toying with the concept of getting into swinging or what would be your first swinging experience one you can go to a club and just check out what's going on. Just be a voyeur. You know, a lot of people don't care about that. They like to show off. That'd be one of the first things I would throw at you to do. The next one is meet a couple that you can feel comfortable with that, you know, you want to see them naked, they want to see you naked, and do a soft swap thing. Yeah, that would be the – That would be nice. Yeah, it's kind of not really a swap. No, it's not. Not in that case, it's not a swap. That's why I keep thinking – Well, the same room can be the same thing, but it also has different variants. Is there like a book or a manual you can get all these terms i send in for it yeah uh yeah you and i have never even gone to any of the clubs i mean we had we went to a halloween a bunch of meeting greets and some parties at
Speaker1:
club that was technically a club that won yeah and it was it's not our thing we don't like loud
Speaker2:
music we're too old for that shit even back then that was 20 years ago and i'm still like
Speaker3:
Thank you. That was Technica Club, that one. Yeah. But it's not our thing. We don't like loud music.
Speaker1:
We're too old for that shit.
Speaker2:
Even back then, that was 20 years ago, and I'm still like, mm-mm, no.
Speaker3:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
Well, the thing is, again, when I go to, like, we don't go to bars and stuff, because the music's so loud. When I talk to someone, I don't have to talk. I don't have to yell.
Speaker3:
Mm-hmm. You know?
Speaker1:
I mean, I save that for you.
Speaker2:
Thank you.
Speaker1:
I only yell at you.
Speaker3:
I appreciate that.
Speaker1:
According to you, I only yell at you.
Speaker2:
Yeah, well, there you go.
Speaker1:
So I keep going. I don't have to yell, you know? I mean, I save that for you. Thank you. I only yell at you. According to you, I only yell at you.
Speaker2:
Yeah, well, there you go.
Speaker1:
Keep that special for us.
Speaker3:
Oh.
Speaker1:
I don't want to yell at anyone else, just you.
Speaker2:
No, just me. I was getting worried.
Speaker1:
I didn't want you to think that someone else rated higher than you.
Speaker2:
Oh, you are so precious to me.
Speaker1:
There is no one more incompetent than you.
Speaker2:
I only yell at you. Only me. Only me.
Speaker1:
It's quite the opposite. And I'll see you? Get your hands off my throat. Stop trying to choke me. Oh, yeah, sorry. Do you have to yell? Yeah, really. That was my mistake. I take that back. I mean, get that pillow off my head. I can't breathe. What the fuck is she yelling about? Silly me. I apologize. I was wrong to yell in this circumstances. Two fingers in my ass is fine. Not the full fist. Not the full fist.
Speaker2:
Whatever happened to the two hours of anal fisting?
Speaker1:
That's what I said.
Speaker2:
See, I know.
Speaker1:
Oh, you wear a boxing glove once when you do that. She gets all upset.
Speaker2:
Well, yeah, I am.
Speaker1:
I needed protection. I didn't want to get my hand pregnant.
Speaker2:
Or dirty. I didn't want to get my hand pregnant. Or dirty.
Speaker1:
I didn't want to get the stuff under my nails.
Speaker2:
Exactly. Stuff.
Speaker3:
Well, you know, my ass was very tight.
Speaker2:
That boxing thing, I barely fit. Yeah, yeah, tight. Barely fit.
Speaker1:
Okay, tight.
Speaker3:
Sure.
Speaker1:
We're going with tight. That's the answer. Answer it in the form of a question barely barely fit all right so anyway all right well again so that's uh the show basically just want to talk about you know again people who have questioned like interested in getting into sex like there's a local couple that uh i've talked to him a few times and uh they would like to come in and sit on the show they're probably not going to talk right right you know she's nervous uh she comes from a grew up in a very religious background he's been in the swinging lifestyle with a prior relationship right so they they're new to it they did have one experience apparently it went very well um you know so they she's interested in coming and sitting down and just listening and having you know and and just meeting us so we'll see see how that goes um i'm good with that that's fine yeah no problem with that at all sure we're easy so okay we we talked about the soft swap and in same room and then there's like what what's the third step like hardcore is that what dungeons and dragons yeah dungeons and dragons see and there's so many different variances you know now you're gonna make my goddamn reading question uh you don't have to do that i'm just like where do we fall i'm gonna go into are we like hardcore or something we're not hardcore i don't think we're hardcore um so i'm gonna go go into um we're full swap yes that's what it is definitely full swap lifestyle definitions oh good this is sos has in the back end of their site where you can get um definitions i think now they're not great definitions no see that's why where we should start it off okay soft swing slash sw. A couple that enjoys sexual pleasure with others that includes anything up to but not including intercourse. See, I always thought that there was, you know, that's oral. So, Kent, you could be watching or, like we said, it could include that if everyone's comfortable, it could be oral or kissing, but not intercourse. Yeah so penetration so you were saying now same room yeah like i just figured that it seems like there's a overlap of there's not uh no same they don't have it in here as oh here uh usually anal sex possibly forced oh yeah i'm sorry that's sodomy i was like wait where are we going my spelling is off my my spell check is not good i'm like oh yes that's what we want okay here's a definition for hot wife oh a little slut little slut named Donna. Well, there you go. It says it right here. I believe that. Actually, hot wife. A happily married, well, let me rephrase this. Let me redo this one. Spell check, miss that one. A married woman. It doesn't say happily at all. It says happily married woman that enjoys having sex outside the marriage with the full support of her husband. The husband is generally monogamous with his wife and may or may not watch her with other men. Oh. Okay. So. Interesting. Well, you're not exactly monogamous with me because you're allowed to go out and do whatever you want. Let's see. I'm just looking at all these different... So does that make you a hot husband too? Well, that goes outside, doesn't it? Okay. Okay, what do you read? A cuck queen. A cuck queen is a wife or girlfriend of a husband, boyfriend. A cuck queen is the gender opposite of cuckold. I can sleep better now knowing that one. So she's not the being one cuckold. She's doing the cuckolding. She's the one that belittles and all that shit. So here's one for you. Okay. Swap or swapping. Here's the definition.
Speaker3:
Oh, boy.
Speaker1:
You never would have guessed this one. Good thing I got the definition here to clarify this for you.
Speaker2:
I'm confused.
Speaker3:
Okay, you ready? Okay.
Speaker1:
There's two bigger words in here. I'll explain to you, okay?
Speaker3:
Okay, good.
Speaker1:
Swap or swapping. Two couples exchanging partners.
Speaker2:
Oh, my God. I had no idea.
Speaker3:
Okay.
Speaker2:
I'm so glad you cleared that up a lot of gray area there a lot of gray thank you for clearing that up for me we're gonna play okay jeopardy uh-oh oh no slang
Speaker1:
for a single generally bisexual female that participates in the lifestyle referring to
Speaker2:
as a because they are so rare unicorn you didn't pose it as a question oh what is a unicorn
Speaker3:
We'll be right back. It's in the lifestyle, referring to as a, because they are so rare. Unicorn.
Speaker1:
You didn't pose it as a question.
Speaker2:
Oh, what is a unicorn?
Speaker1:
Okay, what's too late? The context of the lifestyle, a person who is not a swinger.
Speaker2:
What was that? Read that again.
Speaker1:
In the context of the lifestyle, a person who is not a swinger.
Speaker3:
Okay.
Speaker2:
I don't know. what was that read that again in the context of the lifestyle oh a person who is not a swinger okay what is vanilla very good okay well that's all i got for you that's all you got for me nice see i i think we should probably started with this but i think um well you know it's it's cool to see that there's a website that actually has some kind of vocabulary like a glossary of some of them are very well some of you can figure out otherwise I'm I wasn't quite sure like how they saw it they meaning the site okay cool some of them are CNC I mean, some of them are like CNC. It's a machine. That's what I thought. Apparently it's consensual, non-consensual, non-consent, a type of BDSM play. Oh, I had no idea what that was. I would hope it would be all consensual. I would hope. I don't know. So, here we go. Hall pass. An agreement between a couple where one or both of them may have sex with other people. That's the strong. So nasty. So I guess we have like the quintessential hall pass going on here. Big time. Pretty much. Yep. Nice. Okay, and the rest are just kind of boring it's like little like letter acronyms i guess like sf single female sgl single sm single male sbif single by female yeah s Single black female. Ah, there we go. M. Female. M. Female? See if you're listening. I'm listening. Like, what? What's going on here? All right. Nice to know. I'm glad you cleared it up for me because I always got confused, like, with the whole same room, soft swap or whatever. There's a lot of overlap, and I was like, not that I care, but it's, like, it's nice to know because people keep talking about it, and I'm like, I don't know. But there we go. Cleared that up for me.
Speaker3:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
So now you can go to bed tonight and be all clear on what's going on. I'll be asleep without that, like, weighing on my mind. I what the fuck is that me all right well that's that and um i think we can wrap this bad boy up that sounds great all right so i want to thank everyone and again we didn't say go to hotwaveepodcast.com to listen to the shows. We're going to be doing our, we're going to have one show a week that is going to be pretty spicy. It'll probably go up on Sunday. Email us at hotwifepodcast at gmail.com. So if you want to email us any questions or statements or whatever, we'd love to hear from you.
Speaker2:
And if they want to find out where you are. Oh, at hotwifedonnalyn.com. And we're always looking forward to people who email us because this is where we get some of our questions and things. And we're happy to talk about them on our podcast and maybe it will give you some insight or. Might be able to arrange where you can call into us and we can do a show with you. That would be, yeah. Yeah. So, um, and, um, the other thing is, um, our favorite lubricant is, ah, spunk lube. Of course you can get that at spunklube.com. Spunklube.com. She's speech impediment with that too much alcohol in that water warm water she drank it cold she
Speaker1:
wouldn't be drunk i would not have a problem if it was cold but it's warm so um but uh again so we want to thank everyone for listening and uh you know we'll be talking to you soon
Speaker2:
all right have a great night everybody We'll see you next time.
