So you only been with one person?

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Speaker2: Does that reflect that of the owners of the hot wife podcast the commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its host or guest it does not reflect that of the opinion of the hot wife podcast owners agents or representatives this podcast is not meant to be taken as professional advice hi this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast where we discuss all the good, the bad, and the really erotic of this winter lifestyle. Hello, everybody. This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. And I was just listening to the intro and thinking, who was that silver-tongued devil? Oh, Jesus Christ. Ever since some women think your voice is so sexy. I listen to that, and I'm like, it's nice. You have a very nice voice.
Speaker3: I guess. I don't know.
Speaker2: Yeah, I think so.
Speaker1: But it's just my voice, I don't know.
Speaker2: There's some women that listen to the intro over and over again.
Speaker3: You know what?
Speaker1: I turned up the wrong mic. That's what the problem is. Is that what that is? That's what it was. I don't need to be out loud. Okay, there we go. But anyway, welcome everybody. I'm here again with my wonderful husband, Vince. With a silver tongue. Oh, sure. Well, sometimes. Oh, there are lots of women that like your tongue. Yeah, well, that's a long story. Yeah, every time I hear that now, the opening, I just, you know, from, you know, Jay the other day, and a different Jay than the Jay that sends us videos, the co-host of the party, the house party, after what she said, and others, we've had others comment on my voice, and I, I don't know, I don't get it, I just, It's my voice, I don't know. It's a very nice voice. Okay, well, I'm glad you like it. You just don't like it, you know, when you, quote unquote, think I yell at you. Okay. You reprimand me. You wish. But not in a good way, not in a fun way. So a couple quick things. Okay. So there was two potentially new playmates we were going to try to meet this weekend. And both canceled. Both are single guys, to best of my knowledge. Both couldn't make it because football is more important. Oh. I'm sorry. I'm of the mindset of, let's see, sex with a beautiful woman. Uh a bunch of men in tight pants bending over i'm sorry i'm going with the women yeah me too yeah i just like i don't know i think maybe somebody needs to check the box and buy i don't know you know when when a bunch of men patting each other on the ass bending over hand up against the other guy's nuts yeah there's a lot of questionable things going on there you know i'm just sorry what am i choice beautiful women yeah sex with a beautiful woman ejaculation versus watching a bunch of men i don't know i'm sorry i i don't there's a lot of I'll see sitting there going. It's like the football game has no impact on my life. A good orgasm impacts my life. Well, I guess there's football every weekend. Well, not every weekend. There's 18 weeks of the year. 18 weeks, whatever. Then you have the post-season. But, I mean, how often are you going to get, you know, have facts? Well, these guys probably not a lot if this is more important. We had this in the past. We had a young guy that was talking about it when he was in his 20s, fantasized about older women and wanted to be with you. And he canceled like two or three times because, oh, my buddy came up with tickets to the hockey game. It's like, okay, you can go see a hockey game any time. You have a fantasy of having sex with a mature woman. Yep. And then he contacted us within the last year. Yeah. And he's now married, unhappily. Unhappily. And he's like, yeah, let's get together. I'm like, okay. but then he contacted us within the last year. Yeah, and he's now married, unhappily.
Speaker2: Unhappily, and he's like, yeah, let's get together. I'm like, okay. But then he had surgery, and the closest we ever got to having any kind of sex was a video chat.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker1: Well, I just, I don't know.
Speaker3: So I was like.
Speaker1: I sat there, again, I used to enjoy sports. I have my own reason for not watching sports now. I'm not going to get into it. But I just sit there and like, okay. One, I sit there and watch other people make millions of dollars playing a game. And I sit there and just watch. Or B, I get to go with a beautiful woman, hopefully make her come, and hopefully I get to come a couple times and then set that up for wait maybe you know another time maybe after the season you know maybe when football's not happening maybe you know or maybe it could blossom into a multiple person uh i don't know whatever i just it's one of my things so there are so many things in the bucket list that guys are like, oh, I've never been with two women. It's like, dude. You're not going to be. You had the chance. Oh, I'm sorry. You brought your beautiful girlfriend over. I can't. I can't come over. I got to watch my team play. Yeah, I don't care if the other one's Carmen Electra. Yeah, okay. Oh, my God. You and Carmen Electra on top of me and everything else. Oh, my God. I'm sorry. I told my buddies I'd come over and watch the game. Then we're going to have a circle jerk afterwards. I help the team so much by watching them. It depends on me. If I don't watch, they'll lose. They'll lose. I'm their good luck charm. Yeah, right hey whatever god bless you with that you know if that brings you more excitement than a beautiful woman sucking your dick and fucking it then you go with the guys in tight pants i don't know whatever i've never been one to watch things i've always been more of sort of sorts yeah but i'd rather be doing something sure oh going out and playing the sport with guys is a lot different than that's different watching it sure you know especially at my age i'm gonna go out and get bounced around and hurt more yeah you don't want to do that but you've done that in yeah i've done it that's why i'm in the shape i'm in um but uh yeah so another quick note um found out today my mom has cancer um stage three or four they're not sure yet so if everyone could just quick uh get a chance throw a prayer for her appreciate it so enough on that um so we're gonna talk tonight um it comes from uh one of my. He didn't give us a topic, but it's just something we were talking about, the scenario when we used his wife as the example at that time. A beautiful woman, and she has only had my buddy. She's never been with another man. Ever.
Speaker3: Yeah. And we're saying this now.
Speaker2: The topic is, so you've only had one sexual partner.
Speaker3: Forever. My mom only had my father.
Speaker2: She has never been with another man.
Speaker3: Yikes.
Speaker1: Yeah.
Speaker3: And we're not saying that's wrong.
Speaker1: No, it's not wrong. But that would be like me buying one car. Never test driving car just going in there that's the car i want i'm buying it no don't you just nope nope yeah you gotta shop around like my ex my ex-mother-in-law was the same way she's only ever had you know one man wow she dated a bunch but back then that was a time period when you know you don't have sex you're married right and uh and that works for some people again we're not bashing that no i'm just uh there is a difference between you know fucking everyone you date and just dating them i mean that's what the dating process the courting process is to find out if you're compatible. Sure. But it's also nice to know. I mean, you might be compatible socially and like the same foods and all that stuff, everything outside the bedroom. But it's also nice to know that you're compatible in the bedroom as well. Well, let's look at our relationship prior to it being whatever it is. Whatever it is. Yeah, let's go with that. Whatever it is. We were business partners and then became best friends. There was never anything between us. Nope. So we had kind of established, without trying to, a compatibility, without having any sexual tension. Right, exactly. Okay, where a lot of couples you know again you're drawn by the sexual attraction right exactly you know and ultimately as a guy i'll i can only speak for the men that you're sitting there your goal is to try to get in a woman's pants or her best friends um we're both well that's the ideal situation but yeah you know so and again then once you start the sexual thing like when you're dating you just want to like hi how are you let's go fuck you know you're not establishing anything of yeah substance so the true compatibility i don't know if it really it works sometimes don't get me wrong but i think people just overlook it just get caught up in the sexual thing and it's like well you know if i he gets upset when i have sex with him or he's like you know wow i tolerate it because she sucks a mean dick or whatever um you know and that might work for some people and that's fine it doesn't have to work for everybody you know but the test drive the car you know yeah we're we're again okay so a part of this is also so you're married for a while and you've only been with one person and it could be both of you have only been with each other and no one else or one of you might have more experience than the other and you might have tried talking as is my buddy as an example he's been with a few women but his wife has only been with one man him and you know he's tried to introduce it a few times to you know I said I would love to watch you you know get you know
Speaker3: I don't know. with one man, him, and, you know, he's tried to introduce it a few times to, you know,
Speaker1: he said, I would love to watch you, you know, get, you know, have sex with another man. We turn him on. He's like, she's like, oh, no way. Well, you tell me. If you ever only had sex, then you have a high sex drive. Not today, but sometimes. Sometimes. They're they're sunday and you're still recovering i'm still recovering is right um but uh you know isn't the curiosity there i mean so you sit there and it's like okay now if you're if the person you're with as as a woman if the man you're with is let's say four inches five inches average okay and he does a decent job i can see where you might be content but isn't the curiosity is like well what would bigger feel like or you know it's like maybe my husband isn't quite as romantic or whatever what would it be like to be i wonder if um they don't even entertain those thoughts because they might find something that they've been missing as we've seen with other people all of a sudden that pandora's box is opened and all of a sudden a monster comes out and it is insatiable so and we've seen that with another person yeah and she and it's yeah she's reckless with it now reckless i mean it's it's i've seen a few people actually that pand got open. My ex-wife was one of those people. That's true. And there's someone a little closer to us. A couple people closer to us. Yeah, and that Pandora's box has been open. But, you know, it's like saying, hey, all I ever eat is meatloaf. And then all of a sudden, someone takes you to a buffet. It's like, oh, my God, there's seafood, there's chicken, there's steak.
Speaker2: He don't want to go back.
Speaker3: Yeah, well.
Speaker2: That's the thing.
Speaker1: But, you know, ultimately, the other stuff gets, is only special because all you've had is the meatloaf. So, but in the specialness will wear off.
Speaker3: Right. It does. You know?
Speaker1: So, but, you know, again, so if you guys are, if somebody's in that kind of situation where one of you, I don't know. You know, so, but, you know, again, so if, if you guys are, if somebody's in that kind of situation where one of you, first of all, it has, you have to make sure your mate's comfortable with the fact that you have potential interest.
Speaker2: Mm-hmm.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker1: That could cause problems right there. Or in the other way, if your mate says, hey, listen, you've only been with one. Don't you want to try something? I'd like to watch you try something else. You know. Again, it might be that Pandora's box. It might be. Yeah, yeah. That underlying thing. If I open that box, I don't know how I'm going to react. What if that was a really good experience? I might not want to put that genie back in the bottle. Sure. I can see that. But again, and if that was a really good experience i might not want to put that genie back in the bottle sure i can see that but again and if that can very well happen i'm not gonna argue that one bit but you know the thing is people have to keep in mind i think is and i've expressed this to one of our friends more more recent one that you know it might sound or feel or whatever great right now but that's only the sexual aspect don Don't go apeshit crazy over it to find out. You think, oh, my God, this is what life needs to be because you spend more time with the person outside the bedroom than you do inside the bedroom. Yeah, we've said that. We've said that a lot of times. So maybe they're so content with everything outside the bedroom that, I don't know, it might put a ripple if they try to expand the whole bedroom experience with somebody else by bringing in a third person.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker2: I don't know. I don't know. I just, you know.
Speaker1: Well, again, our opinion on the lifestyle is, you know, there's plenty of people who are in the lifestyle that they they feel the need to swing like every available moment right exactly it's not our not our gig um you know for us it's like i said it's we'll call it filet mignon or lobster you know it's not something we want every night because all of a sudden it loses it's special you know um so when you have those occurrences whether you know whether you want to do it once every other week or Thank you. special you know um so when you have those occurrences whether you know whether you want to do it once every other week or once a month or if you want to do it once a week fine but we know people try to do it every day yeah they try to set up you know play dates every day it's just exhausting it's just You know, when I was 20, I wanted sex every day. I'm not going to argue that. Now, I want to get a good solid 10 hours of sleep every day.
Speaker2: I want some good sleep.
Speaker3: You know?
Speaker1: I want a day with no back pain.
Speaker2: Yay, older. Getting older is so much fun.
Speaker1: You know, that's it.
Speaker2: That's my mantra. If I had sex every day after the first week, I'd be cripp my back would be so shot I'd be in a wheelchair can you I just no I could not like what we did like last Sunday there's no way I could do that every night first of all my asshole would be very sore you have multiple holes yeah I know but that was like I was really into the back door scene i was yes you were oh my god i got pounded you were sitting here yelling at him fuck the shit on my asshole oh my god i guess she's enjoying that i certainly was but i don't want to do that every night that just keeps it special we're saving on toilet paper now it's nice stuff don't hit the sides it's just nope just comes out just yep and you know what i'm not i was not even a little bit sore from that not even are you bragging or bitching i'm not sure what you're doing bragging okay you think i would be i mean i got pounded three days three ways to sunday man that was on sunday it was on sunday and i got
Speaker1: pounded but it was you know again it's not for everything it's we're just bringing up a discussion point with this like you know if you're a person who's in this scenario and you've only had one sexual playmate in your life there's nothing wrong with that we're not saying there is no no not at all but you know one of the reasons i got into the lifestyle was um Thank you. we're not saying there is no no not at all but you know one of the reasons i got into the lifestyle was um i had a lot of not a lot not a few people close to me die and they were young and i realized that you know we're only on this planet for a short time and it's something that you can bring so many pleasure and you can receive pleasure from other people sex so your mantra was fuck as many people as no my mantra was like enjoy life and i mean i'm not doing stupid shit like jumping off a bridge or the parachute on my back that's just fucking stupid that just for me that doesn't do it that doesn't do it you know my luck i'd put my backpack on not the parachute and then i'd live just be in a lot more pain wheelchair yeah i'm not gonna be riding a mountain bike down a cliff you know no or playing with venomous snakes no you've taken on some spitting cobras uh they weren't venomous. They might have been spitting, but they weren't venomous. You tamed them. But, you know, it's just one of those things, like, again, the lifestyle is something that, again, everybody has to be on board. I'm not trying to say you need to force anyone to do it, nor should you. But, you know, live a little. Think outside the box, you know. If you're somebody who listens to the show and is contemplating another, you know, getting into swinging, even if you're a woman or a man, and let's say you do have tendencies that you feel you might be bi. You know what? There's nothing wrong. Find a consenting someone else. Make sure your partner's good with it if you have a partner. You know, if you're a woman that wants to, is curiosity, has curiosity, what it's like to play with another woman. Explore. that's one thing that lifestyle it's a pretty much a no judgment zone because there's so many people so many you know experiences and what what you might think is weird you talk to somebody else and they're like oh no we always do that or we've done that a few times or you know it's like nothing you can't shock somebody from the lifestyle really when it comes most of our experience has been most of the people in the lifestyle are very open-minded very laid back yeah pretty much very accepting there are some i'm not going to pull any strings there are some people that are pretentious it's like well no they have to look like they came off the cover of Vogue or Playboy. He's got to have six-pack abs. But I would say 80% of the people out there are really pretty open-minded. Yeah, they're just real people. Yeah. You know, they work an eight-to-five job and have bills to pay, have kids. And you'll see it sometimes in their profiles. It's like, well, you know, we can't host. We have kids at home and, you know, we don't have the availability. You know, you got to work with them because they might need to get a babysitter and they can't do a babysitter every weekend.
Speaker2: Right, right.
Speaker1: You know, the kids can't see mom going out in the fucking leopard skin tight outfit every Saturday night, you know.
Speaker2: Being pulled along with a dog leash, you know, Dad's got the ball gag and the fucking ass of those chaps as they go out the front door. We're going to the movies, kids. Yeah, you're going to the movies. I'd like to know what movie you're watching. It's Rocky Horror. Yeah, you get dressed up for it, okay. Okay. No, it's like the Dodge Bowl scene. It's actually Rocky Horror. No, I was thinking the Dodge Bowl where they got the outfits, uniforms. They had the wrong uniforms. But, yeah, no, I think having my opinion, again, you don't have to do it, but if you've only ever had one sexual encounter, you should really consider trying another, if you can find someone, and again, not looking for a romantic hookup, just, let's make each other smile and go our way you know and again have some with your partner if you have a partner with your partner's consent right that's what the whole swinging thing is about yeah you know what's your partner and maybe maybe you and your partner both have only had if you're new to the lifestyle maybe you and your partner each have only had each other haven't had anyone else you know you might find some real eroticism as you know like i enjoy watching donna with others and you've had some fun watching oh i do you know you with others you have fun watching yourself with others that's that's true too somebody's got to edit those videos over and over and over.
Speaker1: And you fuck in front of mirrors all the time, so you scream your own name out.
Speaker2: I do not.
Speaker1: God, I'm good. God, I'm good. Oh, I wish I could fuck me so hard. Puts the lotion in the basket.
Speaker3: Yes. But anyway.
Speaker2: I knew where you were going with that. You know that, right?
Speaker1: That's why I soup with my eyes open. Because you have enough to make a whole winter jumpsuit with my skin. You could pat it. Like the little kid from Christmas Story.
Speaker2: In the snow seat, right?
Speaker1: We have a four-foot-ele right? We have a 4'11 body inside of a 6' body. Anyway, that's another show.
Speaker2: Created a visual I can't unsee now.
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Speaker3: Well, it is you. There's never good behavior.
Speaker1: Well, that's... I have better things to do than behave.
Speaker2: That's what makes being a lifestyle fun. You don't have to behave.
Speaker1: Well, but you are behaving.
Speaker3: You get a little naughty.
Speaker1: But you are behaving.
Speaker3: Oh, no.
Speaker1: Because it's acceptable amongst us. If I was doing it behind your back, then it's misbehaving. I do it with your consent, same as you do it with my consent, so therefore it's behaving. Oh, you just took all the fun out of it. Here I thought I was being a bad girl. I'm just, I'm not behaving. You are to other people's standards. To other people's standards, my heads would be exploding. You know, if we went up to our vanilla friends and like, yeah, you know, what'd you guys do, you know, last weekend? Well, let's see. We went and visited some friends. Oh, cool. What would you guys do? Cook out? No. Donna went downstairs and I videotaped Donna playing with his wife and then him, you know, butt fucking the shit out of Donna. So what'd you guys do? Well, then you joined in. You set the camera. Okay, so I didn't tell the whole story. Come on, it ended up being a little foursome. So to speak. Yeah. Yeah. It was kind of fun. It was kind of fun. Yeah. A lot of orgasms were had. Yes. I can vouch for that. And there's video of it, too. You know, what was funny is when I was doing the hostess. Right. And I knew she had had a bunch of orgasms. So she had one real strong one. And if you remember, I went, okay, that's one. Oh, yeah, I remember that. She goes, no, it's more like 100. She's not very, like some people you can tell every time they have an orgasm. I can tell when I'm with her.
Speaker2: Yeah, because you've been with her a few times, so you know. They kind of all blend together for me.
Speaker1: It's very erotic. She's like little grunts.
Speaker2: Yeah, she has a lot of good.
Speaker1: So I can tell. She's not like one, like some women are like, I'm coming, I'm coming. You know, you're more like a goddamn fire sign. I always look out the windows like, is the house on fire?
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Speaker1: Fire truck. Thank you. squat again god damn it so i just like their hoes yes you do especially the big black one you know but ride is the spice of life yeah so but anyway all right well yeah we wanted to touch base with that little uh concept of you know if you've only had one mate maybe you want to you know again with your partner's consent your partner's consent, if you have a partner. Now, if you don't have a partner and you've only been able to ever score one, just join the lifestyle. If you're not, if you listen to the podcast, let's say you're not in the lifestyle, join a swinger website. Oh, yeah, that's a great way. Write a nice profile. Don't be an ass. Don't be an ass. Whether you're a man or a woman, don't be cocky. Put up nice pictures. Nice lighting. Doesn't be an ass whether you're a man or a woman don't be cocky put up nice pictures isolating doesn't have to if you're a guy you don't have to show dick pics some guys it's all they have on the profile just dick pics girls kind of want to see what you look like i kind of like to see what your face looks like yeah what's your body look like you know the whatever. But, you know, I want to see what else it's attached to.
Speaker2: That's that's important to me. And I think most.
Speaker1: That's why I just show ball pictures. You see what's attached to.
Speaker2: Like I don't like.
Speaker3: Testy pictures.
Speaker1: Doesn't that be just people post a testy pictures. I don't know. I think it's an old man with jowls. It might be out of focus.
Speaker3: I don't know.
Speaker2: That's terrible. I mean, like you have like a big sideburns oh man he's got one hell of a cleft chin what the fuck's going on one side one side it's like lopsided maybe his bell's palsy i can't tell it's like did he have a stroke is that is that a cleft lip or what's going on there i I'm not sure. He's got this big nose too.
Speaker4: What the fuck?
Speaker1: Oh, he must have a cold.
Speaker3: It's dribbling. It's dribbling.
Speaker1: He must squint because I don't see any eyes.
Speaker2: That'd be terrible. That's terrible. I don't know if that would get much traction, but. It might not be good traction, but, you know. It's not like Instagram or thing where people are like, oh, go check out so-and-so's picture. You know, they can't do that. But, yeah, if you're so inclined to, if you're single and you're trying to find uh someone else yeah check out a swinger website write a nice profile male or female you know be you know put some nice photos be nice when people and email people don't just like oh i'll fuck you no write a nice little thing like hey i saw your profile you know i you, it sounds like we might have some things in common. I would love the opportunity to meet you. And who is this? That's what I'm typing that now. Are you typing that now? I'm putting it up there, your own little profile. No, I'm emailing somebody I want to meet. There you go. You do that, hon. You go and do that. In my description, what are you looking for? Anyone over 4'11". And breathing. Or maybe not. No redheads need apply under 63 years of age.
Speaker1: Okay, over 4 for 11, but under 63. Once to co-host the Hot Husband podcast.
Speaker2: Hot Kiss. The Hot Husband. Oh, here we go with that again. Oh, my goodness. Yes, I'm sure that's going to really take off. So I'm excited to hear the first episode.
Speaker3: That's how I want to hear the first episode. So do I. No one else will hear it because I'll have no listeners. If I listen to it, it'll be the total listeners will be one. I'll listen. It'll be two. But for those, everybody who listens, who wrote into us about getting Spunk Loops, still haven gotten it from uh from spunk whoop as soon as it comes in it's going out to you so oh yeah that's very nice that people asked for it and so we're gonna get that out soon i i was told it's on its way oh good but till it gets here it's still on its way so but we will get that out yeah i kind of got excited there was a box at the end of our if that box was spunk we had enough spunk lube for everybody who listens and then some of their friends it was a pretty big box and i'm like i i touched him like that's kind of heavy it was from amazon so it wouldn't have been spunk yeah it wouldn't have been spunk lube but i i it was dark so i didn't really like but it was dark, so I didn't really, like, look at it. I was like, oh, there's a package down there. I wonder if that's a Spunk Lube. No, it's our Amazon delivered it to the wrong house, of course. So I'll have to take it to our neighbor. My neighbor's Inflatimate's in. The Inflatimate. It looks like there were a couple of them in there. Gay, skippy, fucking blow-up doll. Hey, whatever floats your boat, we don't judge. I do. Especially with him. I do. Grumble, grumble. But, so again, if you want to reach out to us, we enjoy getting all the emails. Email us at hotwifepodcast at gmail.com. If you want to see where don is at i'm at hot wife donna lynn.com and i've been you know still editing videos i still watch shitload more than edit and there'll be you don't have to take useless information you're saying constantly posting it's like saying, I just took a healthy shit yesterday and still not wiping my ass.
Speaker1: My ass is still wide open. They just want to hear that you're posting videos. They don't need to hear like, well, today at 8.03, I ate my scrambled eggs and sausage.
Speaker3: Oh, I did.
Speaker1: And at 8.45, I got my third cup of coffee.
Speaker2: Anyway, I'm still posting, so.
Speaker3: You're posting. There's always something to post hopefully hopefully go on gotta run out of shit sooner or later well eventually yes shrugs your shoulders could you hear her shrug yeah sorry like she forgets this is audio not visual i don't to respond to that. Yeah, I guess eventually I'm going to run out. But there's plenty in the pipeline right now.
Speaker2: Yeah, our pipeline was plugged last week. Big time.
Speaker3: Then it was unplugged. It was plugged. It was unplugged.
Speaker2: It was unplugged. I'm still posting stuff that happened a month ago.
Speaker1: You fucking rode a rudder dress, literally.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker2: It was a good time, man. It was a really good time.
Speaker1: Oh, that shitty grin, no pun intended.
Speaker2: Ah, yes. Hey, we're out in the mood. I'm in the mood. What can I tell you?
Speaker1: So, again, challenge you guys to invite one to two friends to listen to the podcast. Again, appreciate everyone who does listen and all your loyalty and you know, hopefully you keep enjoying the show. And so with that, I'm going to say good night and you know, have a safe weekend.
Speaker3: All right.
Speaker2: Everybody have a good night. Transcription by ESO. Translation by —