So you have a Big Dick, now what?

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it. Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my hot wife podcast.

Well, I fired Donna, so welcome to the Vinceince's hot husband podcast you're such an asshole oh we're not doing that you can if you want so my wife likes to share me with other women i wish i don't care you can have whatever you want i just gotta talk to women into it oh you you have done that you were there are many times you were a very very busy boy so yeah don't even go there it's not the same okay well since you ruined my get back to your fucking show all right god damn it obviously i am here with my wonderful husband yes i'm here with this before shit your eyebrows stink i know i know you like ruined my whole train of thought here with that that was my goal oh and it worked you motherfucker you hey she's my stepmom she was my mom oh okay let's not even go that's just so wrong on so many levels but yes welcome to the show and i am am here with Vince, of course He's not so wonderful today Can I just tell you?

Now we're back to what really is What's thought What the truth is that we're trying to say Now I feel comfortable Okay, I'm so glad I make you feel better Actually actually this is take two we started doing the show we started recording we're about uh three minutes into it and realized the air conditioning was on so you had all that noise so we just started over and we've already been day drinking just a little bit well my fifth one what fourth one fifth one whatever oh dear god the first you know, you first have to admit you have a problem. Called my wife. We're both drinking, I believe.

They don't sponsor the show or anything else. Nope, nope. Dogfish Head actually has these drinks. But like vodka? They're just stealing.

The one I'm drinking currently is a vodka lemonade me too that was in the refrigerator i had to have a gin one which is a kind of like a gin and tonic seltzer kind of thing yep and they also have a blueberry shrub one i don't know it sounds weird but it's pretty good i like the the blood orange the blood orange is my favorite that's my favorite i've had four or five whatever yeah we were uh check them out if you haven't they don't sponsor the show by no way do they endorse us no not even a little bit again we talked about during the week about starting to do reviews of alcohol yeah these are great summertime drink like i'm not a i think next think next show, we have to go out tomorrow and get some pumpkin beer.

Oh, I'm going to do the pumpkin. It's that time of year. Yeah, yes. It's September. I think we do. The pumpkin shit's coming out. Got to get it while you can get it. Yeah, got to get it early. Maybe we'll have to go to the store and buy some pumpkin. He's got a couple of different ones and do reviews. Yeah.

Maybe so I can't tell which one was which, and I can actually give a good good review you're going to drink it or just fuck the bottle can I do both sure there you go now which one do you do first fuck it or drink it first oh drink it of course okay just checking then fuck the bottle okay anal or vaginally oh god it depends on one or two beers that's that's how much alcohol is involved how many have i had i don't know and you're answering but anyway uh so anyway so tonight's topic well wait a minute we were talking we're also going to talk about like what we did earlier we had a gentleman we just had a gentleman leave yeah you had a gentleman leave yeah yes it was all on me and we shot in you.

In you, actually. In me, on me, yep, all over me. Wound up finishing in you. Yes, and I got a nice cream pie. That was a lot of fun. And so that video will be up. It was a nice little interracial, fun video. Most videos have to have some kind of fetish theme to them, right? Yeah. So this one we determined, we shot as a lost the bet. Lost the bet. So, well, concept is she, that I lost a bet to this guy I work with. Right. And the bet was that she had to go out to dinner with a guy.

Well, to get even with me for, you know, having to go out with the dinner with this guy, not that she had a problem with it. No. She winds up fucking him behind my back. Oh, I'm such a dirty little whore, aren't I? On a good day. On a good day. That's true. So that's having you. She took him vaginally. She took him orally. She took him anally. Yep, yep. Well, with doggy, with him, because he's so tall, it's just easier for him to go in anally. So that's just the way it worked out. I mean, logistics do have a play in some of these things. And what the heck, he fits in.

It feels good, so what the hell. If it feels good, go with it. Yep, I'm going with it. And you did. I absolutely did. So, yeah, that'll be coming out. Oh, yeah. Great guy. Oh, well, awesome guy. The second time you shot with him. Yeah. He's a great guy. Awesome. It was a lot of fun. So, tonight's topic is? So, I have a big dick, so now what? So, now what? So, let's get into why we're choosing this topic. Well, I'm, with my experience with the limited guys with larger cocks that I've had to deal with. You've had more than limited. Okay.

I don't want to act like I'm an expert on the subject because I'm really not. How many dicks do you have to take to become an expert? Because you're really close to that number, I'm guaranteeing. Yeah, you think? Well, I have noticed with guys with the bigger dicks, that's all they do. They just want to get their dick in there. There's no my experience, my experience only, and if I'm wrong. Well, us guys with small dicks, it's the same thing. But there's no buildup. I need a lot more teasing because I'm a tiny person.

I need a lot more oral and teasing and dirty talk, and all they do is just, you know, I got my big dick. Well, where we're going is a lot of the guys with the bigger cocks, they just want to put their dick in it. And in all fairness, a lot of them, they just want to do like missionary. It's what I call turtle sex. Turtle sex. They just want to put their, like lean over, get on top and just hump. And it's just like, I'm sorry. When is that arousing for anyone but you? It's, well, they have to realize that on video, that is probably, and we talked about this before, one of the worst positions.

On video, it's horrible. It's horrible. But let's take it even beyond that. I'm just saying that. And I'm not, I don't identify you or whatever. But as a woman, if a guy just comes up on top of you, just mounts you on top of you, and just no oral, no foreplay, No foreplay, no. And just starts, puts his dick in, just starts humping. When does that become? Well, I usually figure out, okay, what color are we going to paint the ceiling? Yeah, well, that's what you say with me, too. Beige. We'll paint the ceiling beige. Yeah. But, you know, it's like, they just, that's why I call it turtle sex.

They're like a goddamn turtle shell on top of a woman. Yeah, I agree. I mean, that's my experience. That's just what I'm saying. Anybody can disagree with me, and I'm fine with that. Yeah, if it works for you. And we've had guys. You've had guys. I was drunk and in prison. It doesn't count. Gay for the stay. Isn't that what they say? I was doing, you know, 24 hours in prison. I had to get as much as I could. You're just so wrong. Yeah, well, I'm not right either.

But you know, what I've also noticed, I was reflecting back to guys that I had with a big dick who were actually did a lot i mean which ones were they i can't use his name he might get upset give me give me the video um he's a landscaper remember the first time we met he lifted me up i mean he was verbal i mean and his his dick was big he's he's got to be supporting nine ten inches easily easily and and he's girthy too but it was like there was a lot of build-up there was the you know teasing and talking and you know he lifted me up by the way have you tried to nurture him back uh it's a this landscape is busy season so it's going to be the fall so yeah i'm gonna reach out and see if his dick's available i see him look at your profile a lot oh yeah on this on the website yeah i'll reach out to him yeah but he's the rarity he yeah he is the exception you had a few guys that are pretty big yep that one you have a problem taking them but they don't understand okay.

Okay. Well, hear me out. It doesn't stretch that much, folks. No, I understand, but hear me out. Will it stretch more if they did more to arouse you? Hell yeah. Okay. Like, there was a guy early on in our relationship that hung nine inches soft, 14 inches a rack. Oh, yes. Oh, God. Okay. You swore you couldn't take him. I remember practicing.

I bought that big dildo to practice so I could take him But you were so aroused During that You took every inch of it You took every inch Not only did you take every inch You rode that cock and came on it like 20 times I did not come 20 times, it was 10 It was 10, stop exaggerating It doesn't matter at that point I to the video. We can count them. Yes. Yeah, and he was a tiny little thing. What do you mean? Actually, I think it might have been 12. But anyway, whatever. Whatever. You still had more than one. Yeah, I had a bunch. And it was addictive. You were like, no fucking way.

Oh, no fucking way. Yeah, I'm going to be a marionette with a fucking popsicle stick. Yeah, and he was not a big person. But he did stuff.

Oh, we did i did we did like you know um you know but kind of go three something going on there a lot of a lot of going on a lot of things going on there but but we've had a lot of guys that with the bigger dicks especially right like oh i can't come with you on top i can only come when i'm on oh i i can't come with a blowjob or my god it's like that's something that cracks me up is you can't come with a blowjob yeah that's pretty um i won't say standard it's very common with guys with larger dicks. It seems to be. We can't say it's a given, but it's like.

Three or 400 guys I have fucked, and the guy's a bigger dick. What about the week before last? Well, I didn't calculate that, and I can only do so much statistics. You max out at 400. Yeah, my spreadsheet's only so big. But, you know, I go into statistics. I bring them in. I measure their dick. I put it. I made a spreadsheet. You know, I put a graph chart. A bar graph with the cock size. The cock size is on there. You don't go to pie chart. You keep bar graph.. A bar graph, of course. It's symbolic. Exactly. Some of them go off the fucking chart there. Some of them take two pages.

Two pages is right. But with this particular person, like I said, he wasn't a very large person. I mean, he was practically a tripod. He was what? Five, nine? Oh, that gentleman? Yeah. 130 pounds? Maybe, yeah.

His dick was as big as my arm it's just like remember he took his pants off i'm like are you gonna pass out if you get hard and he was like what are you talking the shit out of you oh yeah he sure did i didn't walk right for weeks yeah and i'm proud of that but i'd love to get in contact with him again yeah that'd be he'd be fun i don't i don't know whatever happened to him i don't know um if he's still on the site or i don't remember his uh username yeah i don't either anymore oh we could definitely see if we can find out yeah i've looked i haven't seen him no that's a shame he might have gotten to look at my phone book see if it's deleted it over all the years yeah that was a long long time ago You're welcome.

yeah I've looked I haven't seen him no that's a shame he might have my phone books if it's deleted it over all the years yeah that was a long long time ago it's when we first started into the the swing world yeah one of the first before really before porn we're not doing porn dear we are just documenting documenting my hot wife experiences this is art we're just documenting. This is art. This is art. Come on. I think you fucked a guy named Art once. I might have. Yeah, we all started. Let's go through the least box and find out. Yeah, I have to go through my pie charts again. Pie charts.

Bar graphs. Bar graphs. It's a bar graph, sorry. But he, again, was one of the exceptions to the rule. Yeah, but in general, we've had a majority 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 12. 13. 13. 14. 15. definitely. Okay. Yeah. And it's just... Yeah, they don't tend to... They don't... No fore yeah not not a they just want to get their dick in it yeah and it's like i'm i need i need that i need some i need the dirty talk i love the dirty talk i want to be teased i want to you know it gets gets things going and gets gets those juices flowing and literally you know maybe tell me i me.

I could be wrong. I've been wrong plenty of times. What? So you tell me. Maybe if they actually took the time and did foreplay and oral and whatever, dirty talk and kissing and stuff, maybe that would get them worked up enough that they could actually come orally or whatever. There was one guy with a big dick.

He came we played with him multiple times um you can't use names i can't use names he got cleaned up remember he got on 11 himself all straggly and then he just like shaved and oh yeah he just he trimmed his beard you're like oh doesn't he look good now he was a marine yeah he was a marine yep yep how many times we play with him more than once oh just once well there was parties we had to swing our parties you played with him but he played with more people than just you so yeah you weren't like his main focus in the parties because there was a lot of girls there that were size queens oh yeah there absolutely would you consider playing with him again ah there needed to be a lot more dirty talk a lot more you know i really felt bad he never he never came he goes oh that's not what it's all you also have that that truck driver that never came oh i do i do you're right i certainly do every time i um every now and then he reaches out to me and i'm like oh yeah you know what i saw you an orgasm he you an orgasm.

And he's like, oh yeah, I'm going to come back and collect on it. He's busy, I'm busy. He works like six days a week. Yeah, he does work a lot. A lot of us have to work a lot. But yeah, I mean, I don't know, again, the whole, I have a big dick, now what?

It's like, because they think that, just because they have a big dick now what it's like did because they think that just because they have a big dick that like this is all the woman wants and don't get me wrong i'm sure there are women that that's all they want i don't know i i need more i need more okay a lot more again okay so i want you to go through a list of what you what is your ideal guy's size and foreplay and everything else okay let me see here hmm well first of all he needs me about this big the microphone might be in the way it's all about you know that big I i'm kidding what would you say is a minimal size i don't care about see it's not about for me it's not really about the size if it's if it's you know the guys that are on i'll quote smaller size are going to just love me because i can put that in more places you know i can you know i can slide into my my pussy i have a tight pussy so i can i can clamp down on it so that's not that's not really quite the issue for me so guys if you think you have or a little bit on the smaller size i'm your girl i'm your girl because i can do a lot of things with it i can stick it in my ass easily i don't have to you know there's So on the going to be a smaller size i mean there has to be two inch minimum because you have to be able to get in there sure i mean there is our logistics i mean you're going to have logistics as far as like you know has to be curvatures of body and stuff yeah there's has to be i mean again guys can't pick i'm not i'm not busting on for that either, absolutely not.

And the guys with the big dick is the same thing, but if you... So if a guy approached you with, say, a two-inch dick? I could still do something with it. Yeah, you'd still like to suck it. Yeah, I mean, that's not going to be a problem for me. You've expressed to me you enjoy the taste of cum. I do, so it doesn't matter what comes out of a, you know...

Ten-inch dick or two that's all fine and not to mention it's it's um for me i don't have like the vaginal orgasms i don't get as much as clitoral orgasm so i have better stronger orgasms from oral anyway or from uh manipulation outside my vagina like on my clit okay like you're doing like i'm doing right now and i have oh yeah like my vibrators that one that is big i don't even put that in i just put all my clit and i have incredibly hard what would you say is really the biggest cock you're comfortable with Now, again, a guy could have a 12-inch dick. He's not going to get all 12 inches in.

No, there's going to be a lot hanging out. So don't even think you're going to bottom out. So what would you say is the ideal dick size for him? I don't know, eight? Eight's probably fine. That's pretty big, actually. Oh, all right, seven. No, I'm not saying you're wrong. I'm just saying it's, you know, okay. It doesn't have to be, though. So girth-wise, because you've had more issues with girth than you have length. Really? I was thinking it was the other way around. There was that one guy. Oh, he was real. He was like a beer buy. I mean, he was like that. Yeah, he was, yeah. I mean, come on.

He was both long and girthy. Something like this is not going in. Beer can, yeah. Not going to fit in my pussy. But you know what? Skin is a lot different than, say, those big, thick dildos. Well, dildos don't give. Dildos, they don't give. Yeah. So I don't know. I don't know. What kind of diameter is that? I mean, I can handle something like an inch and a half diameter. Diameter? Not circumference diameter. Yeah, I'm like on circumference. Not radius diameter. I know the difference. I did drafting for 100 years. That's right. So radius is half from the distance out.

So if your dick is pi squared. Exactly. That's circumference. The pi is circumference. Now, come on. Part Now come on I'm not going to get into math Because math is not my thing Obviously I know enough to get myself in trouble So, okay, here's the next question Uh-oh, another question? God, I didn't study for this at all, you know that, right? I know that Every dick you could take take in your pussy, do you think you'd take in your ass? No, not necessarily. Okay, I'm asking. Well, it's a different structure. Well, again, and it also depends on how fired up you are. Oh, that's true, too.

Well, also, I've had a lot more action in the front than I do in the back. Sure, sure. But like the gentleman you played with today. Originally, when you met him, you're like'm not i'm not gonna take him anally yeah and the second time you didn't even hesitate today no no not today because i you know it's a pretty decent sized dick yeah i was surprised i was surprised i could take that but you know it worked depends on how worked up you are yeah like he he does a lot with, well, he spent a lot of time, like give me a room job. It was kind of nice. You know, he's got his tongue back there.

And he said he was going to do that. He told me, he goes, I'm going to get my tongue back there. And I was like. Oh, did he? Oh, yeah. Obviously my part of your email changed. So I made sure that everything was, you know, good. Because I knew he was like, ah, I got his tongue back tongue back there and he's you know doing spreading my butt cheeks apart and taking his tongue and getting in there and that was so so that was good i wish i was all nice and you know presentable yeah you made you a boston cream donut you were oh yeah i was liking that too yeah um but uh where's i going with this.

Well, who you're might be losing the way you're going yeah i don't know um yeah just day drinking on a sunday oh well it's you know de-stress day yeah i need it um but so the guys oh hello The news are coming out.

Yeah gotta let them out a little bit so the yeah and again we're not saying every guy with a big dick doesn't um take time with the women and get them fired up some do but yeah i mean it doesn't matter what size your dick is i I think you need to some time you just don't get in your car start up and drive you gotta let it warm up you gotta let it warm up especially if it's cold that's good analogy yeah you know especially if you're just like hi how you doing let's you know let's fuck it's like ah i need you know if we've been like with a gentleman today like we were going back and forth with a little bit of dirty talk.

So that was getting the gears going. That helps. But if he just like, you know, didn't talk to me all week and then came here and been like, oh, okay, let's do this. And by the way, we're doing anal. I've been like, oh, whoa, wait a minute here. I'm not there yet. Oh, yeah, you got to get, you know. You got to get the gears going. Got to get, you know, the juices flowing. Well, it's almost everything in life. You have to kind of get in the mindset. Yeah, we've always said that. I mean, not just sexually. Oh, yeah. What I'm saying, even like, we go do a project, rent a house.

There's some days I'm like, no, I just can't do that. I just can't do it.

My mindset is not such that I'm going to go out and start, you know, tearing shit apart and start building there's days like all right let's fucking do this let's fucking do this and when i do it gets built quickly too yeah so yeah well yeah about that i'm kidding i'm kidding wow that hurt damn just handed my ass sideways oh really is there something you want to tell me yeah that hurt it's not enjoyable oh damn if you were you know if you were like one seven three two four five six what my my cellmate in prison you Like 1, 7, 3, 2, 4, 5, 6. What? My cellmate in prison.

I was like, where the fuck are you going with that? That fucker hasn't written to me or called. You may have got the numbers mixed up. You're a little dyslexic. Oh, I can't forget his number. Oh, yeah. He meant so much to me. So much. So much to you. I gave him so many cigarettes. I bet you did. And you don't smoke. That's why you're like, here.

I don't know but i got something i smoked his i bet you did you can't even joke about that no i can't oh boy anyway i wonder if there's anybody in prison listening to our podcast i don't know i don't know what they can do in prison you're looking at somebody i have i've never i don't know i've never been in prison i've never been in prison a visitor but what i was a visitor in prison but i was never in prison when did you visit prison i had a boyfriend oh your boyfriend yeah he was a loser piece of shit. Oh, they're all loser piece of shit.

Compared to you, dear, who is wonderful and perfect and never breaks the law ever. I've just never been caught. Ah. There's the truth. Oh, man. Oh, my God. All right. So now, okay, guys are big dicks is there a difference between let's say a guy in his 20s with a big dick and a guy in his 40s with a big dick oh yeah a guy in his 40s with a big dick because he's been with more women hopefully knows how to get a woman more turnoused. Turn your mic more aiming towards you. Oh, there. Is that better? There we go. Is that better? That's great. That's great. Okay.

Yeah, that's what my experience has been. Okay. I don't know. I haven't been with guys, so. Yeah, that's my experience. They've been with more women, so they know, like, oh, you know, not all women can handle. But I still think some of them still don't have the toolbox full of stuff. That could be. You know what it might be? I still think most of them, like that one guy I'm talking about, the beer can cock. Oh, yeah. He just wanted to come in and put it in. Oh, no. He did oral and all. Yeah. Watch the video. Yeah. And I still couldn't get his dick all the way in.

And the fun thing was, it's like I thought if he had been more cool and not such a... Douche. Yeah, you could say that afterwards. I did just say douche. Yeah. I wasn't going to give his fucking name out, but I won't. No, don't do that. It doesn't matter. But, you know, I wanted to practice with my big dildo that was still smaller than him, but bigger. And then come back and take him again and see if I progressed any. Thank you.

practice with the my big dildo that was still smaller than him but bigger and then come back and take him again and see like if i progressed any you know because i thought it'd be kind of it would be fun to do if he would have been like a nicer person yeah there is a level of eroticism watching a girl take a big dick yeah there's nothing overly arousing like i say it's not arousing but you know taking the average dick is like okay but when a girl's taking a big dick you can see like it really stretches her out more there's more the fantasy i think uh for people watching porn is you know this big dick is really fulfilling everything this woman wants truth Truth or not.

Yeah, it certainly looks that way. It is very graphically alluring. Yeah, I mean, maybe it's a bad example, but if you're watching a cooking channel or something, you know, you don't want to see him make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. You want to see him make a fucking meal. I guess that's a way to put it. Sure, it's fulfilling everything. Yeah. It's like, yeah it's like oh wow there's the steak and the fucking side dishes and the sausage and the and it's a big sausage and it's been charred so it's dark no vienna sausage just just big sausage. Okay, no. I'll cry myself to sleep.

That's fine. You don't have a Vienna sausage anyway. I know. I can only hope to grow that big. I did not even say that. But you did not not say it. Oh, God, you're such an ass. Thank you. I think I have a great ass, too. Yeah. Okay, let's go with that. Oh, you know what, too? I just thought about this, and I could be totally wrong. Who cares? No, go ahead, honey. Well, maybe you can vouch for guys with, well, that aren't as big. Wow. Excuse me while I cried in my beer. No while I cried in my beer. No, no. I think guys that know that, hey, my dick isn't the biggest in the world.

Maybe hone their skills on other ways using more dirty talk and doing more oral skills and making women come other ways. It shouldn't matter how big your dick is. You need to hone all your skills. I agree. There needs to be some dirty talk. There needs to be some oral, some foreplay. I love dirty talk. I do. Okay. I do. I'm not arguing. I love that tease. God, I love the tease. There's so many different variations of tease. Foreplay, which includes so many things. Oh, yeah, exactly. Is actually, to me, the most erotic part of sex. I agree. Your dick in any girl's pussy is a dick in a pussy.

It all basically feels the same. Yeah.

It's your interaction with that person that is the erotic part, not dick being clamped on by a pussy i agree not that flash i agree you know and what's being said what's being touched how it's being touched how it's being licked sucked whatever i you know what i'm i'm thinking of when i'm riding on a guy and they're whispering like all these little dirty things in my ear and kissing me sensually as i'm fucking him like you weigh too much well yeah it's not really whispering it's he can't breathe i can't breathe i know i'm on top not you're on top that's when you're on top of me silly not.

Not when I'm on top of you. So is that four-play? It could be. Okay. Bitch. Hey, who am I to say that that's not four-play? Seriously. You're Donald Lynn. That's who you are. You're my wife, apparently. Apparently. I'm not even on top of you just saying that shit. I walk in the kitchen to get a cup of coffee in the morning, and you're like, Jenny, Greg, Weight Watchers. I'm like, am I hearing voices again? It's like, no, your voice in your head, you fat shit. You're not fat. Okay. It's been worse. Yeah, it has been. You lost weight. Come on. Way less than I have my entire adult life.

There you go. Anyway, but now I think, again, hello. Hello. They got used and abused today. Well, I don't know about abused. They enjoyed what it was doing. Well, I'm just saying used and abused as a colloquial, as an expression or whatever. He banged the shit out of that. Yeah, he did. he banged me so hard Well, I'm just saying use and abuse as a colloquial, as an expression or whatever. He banged the shit out of that. Yeah, he did. He banged me so hard, I slid off the damn futon. Yeah, he did. I was like, yo, yo, I'm falling off here. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to do that.

But I was like, oh, I can't hold myself up. You wasted no time taking him in your ass either. You know, I just. Well, he licked your ass for a while. See, that's the buildup. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm talking about. You know, I just... Well, he licked your ass for a while. See, that's the build-up. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, no, it's... You know, I was like, oh, yeah. Well, we did that show a couple shows ago called Easing into Anal. That was the last show, dear, but... No? Yeah. Oh, yeah, it is. Yeah, okay, whatever. Doo. Really? What?

I love you, dear. Really? Because you have your pussy and your tit tang in it i think y'all said like you're something special oh because the show's named for you oh look at me i'm the host hostess hostess whatever hostess with the mostest right whatever but um I'm going to paint my ass. Oh, really? I meant nicest ass. Right. Okay. Okay. But easing it into anal was the last show that we did. But again, we talked about during that show. Yeah, it's the same thing.

The thing is, if the person you're with, whatever arrangement you have, I guess the way it's worth it, is if you get them worked up enough... You'll be able to do it. They'll be more pliable. Basically, write your own ticket. Yeah, you absolutely could. You know? Start out small, you know, like I said before. And I gave that advice to my best friend. Mm-hmm.

And, you know, he's been wanting anal, to give anal to his wife let me rephrase not getting anal from his wife not getting pegged and and he had that little fantasy about getting one of those anal plugs with a tail oh yeah that's right okay and i told him how to start it how to approach it and guess who's getting anal with yeah what putting that tail in from a woman who would have nothing to do with anal. Right, right. So some of what we say does kind of make sense. But again, well, today I said. Kind of snood. It's working. Yeah. You know, his wife is gorgeous. Oh, absolutely.

And everything else. And she's a germaphobe and wanted nothing to do with that but all of a sudden she's got a fucking butt plug in her ass with a tail and and now is she wearing it while she she fucks him but apparently he's able to put his dick in her ass there you go there you go you have to build up to it it's not something like okay I want to stick let's just try putting my dick in your ass. It's like, nah, you know what? People are just going to be, they're going to clench up. They're not going to be like, they're not going to want it. There's a, and I get it.

You know, people want to think it's like, oh, I'm not going to enjoy that. It's going to hurt. So it's going to hurt. So they tense up. So they tense up. But if you relax and work them into it and get them, you know, again, there's been times, again, you're not into fisting, but you've made comments. You've been made comments like, I was so worked up, you could have fucking driven a truck up my crotch. Yeah, yeah. You know, I've tried it, but that was a story. I got tired tracks all over the minutes as far as I went. I was just trying to run you over and join you. Nice. Thank you.

You're so sweet. Thank you. You got to sleep sometime, bitch. That's all right. I got that one before I married you. This is not going to end well, folks. This is not going to end well. Yeah, probably not. That's for me. I've been married twice. I've been to hell. I'm not afraid. You've been married twice. I've been to hell. I'm not afraid. You've been married twice. Third time I'll get it right. Anyway. Doubt it. Yeah, me too. But, yeah, no. I mean, the whole thing is, it doesn't matter what size your dick is. It's all about, you've got to work them up. Exactly.

It's the same as you want to be worked up i mean hell yeah if if a woman walked up to you if you're a man we're not and just all of a sudden like pulled your pants down so it's like your dick you're like what the fuck's going on but or was like uh is is well what we're play yes but if also just some strange woman walked up rip your pants pants down, try to suck your girl. What the fuck? Oh, are you kidding? There are guys who'd be like, oh yeah, I could handle it. How about a big fat ugly woman? Unless you're into it. Then that might be something to do too. Versus. Versus, okay.

Let's say this woman walks up to you and starts to touch your chest and just goes, can I kiss you? It starts kissing you, and then her hands rub all over you. Yeah, it's certainly easy. All of a sudden, now things are like the gears all engage. Right. It's the same principle. I guess. I think most guys are like, oh, yeah, I don't care who's sucking my dick. I would just love that. It's like, I don't know. But don't get me wrong. There's still guys that are 14-year-olds. You know, when the wind blows, it's like, bing. I got a hard on. Yeah. Yeah, it's true. Look at that pussy looking at me.

I think it winked. Did it wink? Yeah, it's still red for me and fucked. Yeah, I guess it got some attention. Thank you. That's what I was thinking. I was going to say abuse, but that's not true. That's some attention. Got some real attention. And he drove home smiling. Oh, yeah, he sure did. I love it. But, again, it's like, do you want a woman to just come up and just start to suck you?

Or would you rather the woman start things with kissing you and touching you and dirty talk, telling you what she wants to do to you i i find that more arousing but i bet you there's some guys be like nope i don't care about that i just want my dick sucked sure or doesn't stick my dick in her pussy i don't care about the other stuff yeah i don't care about you know i just want the meat and potatoes i don't care about the you know as a gravy i don't care about a woman okay if you're one of these guys who's fortunate enough to hang pretty decently soft right a girl whips your pants down you don't care so okay look i'm six inches soft right god bless you man god bless you but now if you're somebody who isn't six inches soft and would you want the woman to get you fired up so all of a sudden now you're six inches hard when she pulls your pants down?

Oh, yeah, it's definitely more alluring. Yeah. Sure, I can see that. Yeah, there's, you know, you can get both sides. Yeah, there's growers and there's showers. We've already, you know, how many times have we talked about that? And then there's me. I'm a planter. I'm waiting for the fucker to grow. Oh, well, I keep putting that, you know. Keep watering it. Well, I keep, I put weed in feed on it. I think it's the wrong thing to put on it. Yeah, apparently I think it is, yeah. I think it's supposed to be miracle grow, not weed and feed. It would be a miracle.

Yeah, I mean, because then you're, yeah, I get it. Yeah. You know, no more than a woman just wants a guy to come over, just walks over, pushes her down, and tries to stick his dick in a dry pussy. Oh, yeah. You want to be worked up. I want to be worked up. You want your pussy to start lubricating itself. Yeah. You want your quit to start to swell. Oh. Your lips to start to open. Oh. You know. Yes, I do. You want the guy to fuck you, not just like, who the fuck are you? Exactly. Exactly. We're not dogs.

We're a dog just walks up and another dog forces it down well they sniff first well they see they see oh yeah oh yeah i had mexican today what do you think but anyway no thank you well you know everybody's different yeah everybody is different farting is a fetish yeah okay you should be the fetish queen to love i you know i work pretty hard at it i worked very hard i tell i claim natural hey if you ever want to see something really interesting Oh, subject here briefly okay go check out um clips for say do a search on this clips for sale categories or fetishes oh my god and you will see a list of i don't know a thousand no it's more than a thousand's several thousand.

Look at what kind of fetishes, categories, whatever that people are into. There's stuff on there that you sit there and go, what the fuck is that? I mean, one of the ones that I still hang on to is abused shoes. I sat there like, what the fuck is abused shoes or the fetish? Are they fucking you with the shoes?

they they want you to wear no just wearing the shoes they're not fucking you with the shoes no no no you're wrong oh really they want you wearing like old beat up holy sneakers they're not fucking you with the shoe no they're fucking you while you wear them i see that's nothing but it's like how is that the arousing part i don't know it's like oh yeah go to goodwill bitch yeah yeah you get those old shoes oh you dirty girl with your dirty shoes get this dirty get those sneakers from off the telephone wires yeah yeah they're nasty oh they're all beat up they are oh they're falling apart disgusting i wouldn't put them on my feet you fucking whore yeah i don't maybe that's it i don't know there's there's some categories in there like the food smashing i thought was like yeah yeah i don't get that one either but uh but then again when i did the pudding wrestling so it's very similar to that you're you're rolling around doing sexual things with food in food kind of i almost think that that time we did that at that bachelor party was more the guys are hoping to lick it off of you oh maybe i did spaghetti wrestling once too well that's different that's not that's not sick of course not if you know it was spaghetti was there meatballs no just spaghetti now it's If meatballs are involved, it's not sick.

If it's just spaghetti, it's sick. Meatballs are involved, it's not sick. If it's just spaghetti, it's sick. It is sick. Meatball and spaghetti? Hey, I got some guy drew me a little picture. I was queen of the pasta bowl or queen of the pasta. These guys are right. You need to get a fucking knife. I thought it was cute. You're easily entertained. Yeah, yeah. He made a caricature of me back in the day. The Queen of the Pasta Pit. That's what it was. It was called a pasta pit. And I was with another girl, and we're like, well, let's make this really entertaining. So we were doing things.

We're like pro wrestling. We'd come out there, and she would flip me, and I would flip her. We had to choreograph it. It was a lot of fun. And we were throwing pasta at each other. It was a blast. You ruined your life. It was fun. It was a lot of fun. I don't get the whole wrestling thing. I don't get a wrestling either. But guys just want to see girls doing things with other girls that could be misconstrued as sexual. Oh, my God, my fist slipped up your pussy. Oh, my. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, my other hand went up your ass. Oh, my. Oh, how did that happen? Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my God, I'm licking your pussy. You're going to have an orgasm. Oh, my God.

It was fun we had a good time i know it's just the guys loved it i mean when she's flipping me and i you know because i'm getting like a certain way and be like okay i'll flip me and then she'd then i'd get she would get on me and i'd flip her the guy's like oh screaming wow oh it was fun of course You know You know what My skin was never More supple Than when I was done Spaghetti wrestling Because of all the oil I'm going to tell you We're going to do Some pasta wrestling Do you want to do Alfredo Or are you going to do Marinara I'm going to wrestle you And I'm going to Bury my meatballs And sausage Right Ha, make the marinara into alfredo sauce you're just not right i'm going to afraid of out of your pussy oh my god you tell that you've had a family with heavy italian accent yeah nothing nothing but i'm gonna tell you i'm not driving down and doing a bike everything has like an a on the end driving my royyser rice drinking my spryde a couple of times i was with your family i'm like listening to them and all oh yeah exactly i i'm like inside like dying laughing it's like oh.

You were never there when I'd be talking to my mom, and I start giving her that kind of same accent that she gives me. Hey, mom, I'm going to tell you, what are you talking about? She's like, she doesn't even pick up that I'm making fun of her. You're not making fun of her. You're just speaking in her language. Finally, I can fucking understand you. Oh, my God. Son of a bitch. But anyway. So, I mean, we're almost ready to wrap up the show. So, basically, we'll sum it up. You have a big dick. That isn't everything. You know, not for me. Maybe it's for some women, but just not for me.

Some women just want the big dick yeah but you know what you want to stand out of the crowd you need to increase your fucking skill set yeah learn how to lick pussy learn how to kiss yeah it's the best what is kissing or licking pussy yes both what would you rather have someone who could kiss well or someone that can make pussy better god that that's a tough one oh man god see if i had to pick like if i had to pick a woman whether she's going to kiss me good or suck my dick good i think i'd go kissing yeah i think kissing i think kissing. Yeah, I think kissing. I think kissing. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Mm-hmm. I think kissing. So all right. Kissing. So sensual. You and I talk about it. They can do a good, you know, if they're really good kissers. Yeah, I think kissing is actually more personal and intimate than sex. Oh, yeah, we've said that before. Yes, absolutely. Absolutely.

And I know we've said this this a billion times that's why there's people in the swing uh swing world that don't allow their significant other to kiss well even prostitutes no kissing oh no kissing that involves more emotion yeah but i want to get fired up man i want to get fired up i want to have an orgasm i can't do that if i Well, kissing does that. Kissing does that. Because kissing also goes hand in hand, no pun intended, with touching. Oh, yeah, absolutely. So if I'm kissing you and rubbing you, I mean, like the hostess that we talked about numerous times. Oh, yes.

I start kissing her and touching her, she starts coming right away. See? And that's why just me doing that, she drug me downstairs to oh she forced you poor thing i felt so bad for you i feel violated i bet you do you poor thing she made me like her pussy for an hour it was awful second time i went back i did it for half an hour that showed her you're not gonna get another hour of me you can't control me i'll do it i'll do it for 20 minutes That showed her. You're not going to get another hour of me, bitch. You can't control me. I'll do it for 20 minutes, but that's it.

You can only have 20 or 30 orgasms. That's it. I'm cutting you off. I'm not doing 56 again. I have those two other women to do, too. Actually, there's three other ones. There's two other ones. Yeah, that's right. I thought, yeah, I added an extra person in there for you. I could have done another one. Yes, you could have. Well, I did when I got home. I did you. Oh, that's true. You said there were four. Yeah. I had sex with four women in one day. Oh, my goodness, you little slut. If I find out who they are, I'm going to congratulate them. You all want to come over and we'll do it all again?

Well, we've been invited over just for play. No BDSM experience. No video. No video. But, no. We'll just do stills. So, for anybody, big penis or not, we're saying hone your skills with kissing. The sensual arts. Kissing, ultimately oral yes and you know what too when it comes to like dirty talk and beyond you have to articulate what you need and want otherwise you're never going to get it sure you know but even with the oral skills you don't have to go right at it no No. You know what? I find it better.

There are a lot of guys who go right from a clit, and they're just like, and it gets like that funny bone sensation. It's like, yo, back off. So I like being teased around my clit. I know. Of course you do. And I like having my pussy hole. You don't have to stick your tongue in my pussy, but just lick over the hole. I know. I know, you know. Uh-huh. I'm going to get mine tonight. Tell you what. No, you're not. Yes, you are. Oh, you're so easy. You should have let me hang on to that. No, because if you don't get yours, I'm going to get mine. Not necessarily.

Not necessarily, but it's only fair play. It's only fair. So that's our two cents worth when it comes to, like, so I have a good dick. Again, we don't claim to be pros. Oh, you know what? I'm absolutely not a pro. The whole show, we've not done one plug for your website. What the fuck are we doing here? Too much day drinking, that's it. No more alcohol. We're not enough day drinking. Again, see where Donna is at and things she's doing. Check out hotwifedonnalyn.com. Dot com. We also want to give a plug to our friend at Habitat Magazine. Geez, we didn't even talk about the Habitat Magazine.

What the fuck's wrong with me? What do you still have to write your article? No, it's not Habitat. It's Habit. Oh, Habit. Sorry. Habit Magazine. H-A-B-I-T Magazine.com, I believe. I think it is, too. I'm going to bring out the magazine. Oh, my God, you're right. Check that out. I'll be having an article in there. Actually, I've written it all. I'm just going back through it, making sure my spelling is correct, and my grammar is good, and make sure everything flows nicely. Now she has to translate it from crown to computer. Well, yeah. I write better in crayon. I'm not going to tell you.

That green paper with the big spaces. I love that green paper. And draw a picture above. I love that. The best part is drawing the damn picture. I have me sprawled out on the St. Andrew's cross like this with my legs spread and all tied up. I'm all about that leg spread thing. I tell you what. I'm still thinking. I'm rereading it. I watched the video several times.

the part that i find interesting about that whole thing is oh my god before that you were nervous about it i'm very nervous talked about doing mild guiding bangs and stuff you're like oh i can't do that i'm not multitasking but ever since then it's like yeah i think i want to do it oh yeah there's i'm i'm blindfolded and guys are taking their turns fucking me. I don't know how many guys are there. So when I got up on all fours and one guy's doing me doggy. It was like a deli counter. Didn't you hear, now serving number 72. I couldn't hear. I was blindfolded. I had dicks in my ear.

I had dicks in my ear. And I'm like, I'm reaching out trying to stroke a dick that's not there it's like joe biden shaking hands that aren't there yeah i'm shaking a dick that's not there i'm reaching out because i i don't know and i i think they're there but they're not but yeah it was so much fun. So much fun. Good. So anyway, so for everybody, big dick, little dick, whatever, hone your foreplay skills. I agree. But, you know, yeah, that's, for me, yeah, that's really important. Yeah, I think for everybody. Well, okay, here's one more question. I don't want to, like, on forever.

The answer is orange. All right, fuck. All right, never mind. Let's just wrap the show up. Now, here's a question. Now, let's say these guys, maybe with less than, they don't have a huge dick, okay? Why are you looking at me? So these guys with dicks are not so huge. I'm not talking to them with tiny penis, but they're... Again, looking at me. I'm not looking at you. I'm not fucking looking at you at all. Look, I'm not looking at you. Ignore me, bitch. What are you ignoring me for? I just can't win. I just can't fucking win. Welcome to my world. Go ahead. So guys with dicks.

Sure, whatever size. Usually, but not like gigantic. But okay, let's say they work up their skills and they're really good at oral and this and that. Will it be, and I'm just putting out there because I'm not sure, would it be a really big disappointment if they get these women all worked up and then maybe they don't have as much to deliver? Do you think that would be a problem for a woman? Well, I don't think anybody should oversell themselves. I agree.

Because what you think is great, or one other person, you might be with a woman who has limited experience or bad experience, and she's like, oh my God, that was great. Now you're going to go, yeah, well, the last woman I was with, I turned her world inside out. You're welcome. But the next woman's like. Thank you. That was great. Now you're going to go, yeah, well, the last woman I was with, I turned her world inside out. You're welcome. But the next woman's like. Is that what you got? Really? That's what you call good? Jesus Christ. I mean, that's what I hear every night.

But anyway, so I'm sorry. Yeah, that's so exciting. But no, I think, again, I think leaving things to the imagination is far more erotic. I agree with that. You know. I'm just saying, like, if you get there and, like, your oral skills are really good. If you're a woman, I don't think you sit there and go, oh, I'm the best cocksucker around. I think you sit there and go, I can't wait to put my mouth on your cock. That's one thing.

Overselling it, you think you're the best that's another if you if you're a guy going oh my dick is so big i'm gonna like spread your pussy you know what leave that to the imagination yeah my dick is my dick is magical no yeah i got a magic dick it's like magic okay and he brings his dick out. He goes, you know, flick and swish, and things levitate. Harry Potter, Harry Potter. But no, I think, I don't know. I'm a big believer in leave something on the table to find out. That makes sense. Would that be a surprise? I agree.

You know, if, like, I don't, again, not that I'm going out meeting women, but I don't sit there and go, hi, I'm Vince, and I can lick the shit out of your pussy. I don't need to sell it. Well, even when we're at that party. It's the same as guys with big dicks. Like, hi, I'm Joe Bunyak, and I've got a 17-inch cock. It's like, you know what? Let her find out. Let her kiss you. Let her rub your crotch and type your pants and go, oh, dear God. Oh, my God. Yeah. And then let her find out you suck because you don't fucking eat pussy and whatever.

Or you have to fuck for six hours, and hours and you can't come and meantime she's like oh dear god I'm in pain I'm so sore yeah exactly he's poked me in the bottom of my heart yeah seriously it's like dude just fucking get it over with I don't even come so I can go home and have real sex I'm gonna hope he passes out out soon. I'm just going to call my dog over and hear if you fuck him. Oh, God, that's terrible. Yeah, I know. But no, I think anybody who oversells themselves is a turnoff. I find, yes, I agree. You know? Guys that boast about how good they are. Be a nice guy. Come in casual.

Just like, hey, how you doing? It's great. Be real. You know? Be real agree you know guys that boast about how good they are come in casual just like hey how you doing it's great be real you know be real you know again for guys like hey sit there and go like like at your little party that one woman i went over and said oh yeah do you mind if i kissed you you didn't come over hey my my tongue skills i can lick the fuck out of your pussy oh she found that out well out. She found that out. That's my point. She had no idea. I went over and said, do you mind if I kiss you?

She's like, I would enjoy that. The same as the other guy. I said, would you mind if I go spend some time with your wife? Now, the other two women were like, oh, she needs to try his tongue. But whatever. They were talking you up. You weren't. They were talking you up big time and she was hesitant. She's like, oh, okay. But that one woman, I said, would you mind if I kiss you? But no, I'm not going to do it.

she needs to try his tongue but whatever they were talking you up you weren't they were talking you a big time and she was hesitant she's like oh but that one woman i said would you mind if i kiss you no i would enjoy that oh that's so nice i started kissing her and and i started touching her and rubbing her and in a very short time she was legs in the air and screaming i can't screaming i can't stop coming i thought that was the other one that you took well they both were the same way they were like i don't know enough from the other end obviously but there's something about whatever it is i do whatever it is that some of these women have never had like repetitive orgasms oh really like they're used to having, they're used to having one, and then a couple of women doesn't have another.

There's something about whatever it is I do. It's different. That's just like, bang. Well, it's the whole, well, it's the strange sex thing. Sure. But it's also because your technique, and believe me, I have got my pussy eaten by, well, a couple people. A couple hundred. In one night. That's not even true. The technique is different. Your tongue is very strong, but not too strong because you don't go right for the clit, which I freaking hate. Like I said, that funny bone sensation. A lot of teasing, a lot of teasing, which I really like. I'm a big believer that teasing is... Yeah.

I mean, how many times have I licked all around your pussy? Oh, and I'm like, please just fucking lick my pussy. Just please lick my pussy. Please, we're on the clock. I think that's tonight, actually. If I'm lucky. You'll be lucky. Oh, you think? I know so. Oh, I don't know. Maybe not. You might... Unless you turn me down. That's what's going to happen. Is that a threat or a promise, mister? Yes. Oh. A threatening promise. A threatening promise. I think I can live with that. Somehow. I mean, I got your pussy staring at me right here.

It's like saying, hello, come in and lick me and fuck me i just need your shower i get that cum load out of there i don't clean up after others i know you don't i don't clean up after myself either but i will that's fine i will happily clean up after you that's fine i'm not clean up now there's one okay new topic but whatever we want to save it for another no no no it's not gonna be a long topic okay like we've we talked about this earlier outside the show about like there's more and more guys like oh i want to clean you up you know does your husband clean you up after you get fucked or can I clean you up after I fuck you so if I fucked another woman and does your husband clean you up after you get fucked or can i clean you up after i fuck you so if i fucked another woman and i cream pie'd her would you clean it out yeah i don't have a problem with that okay it's different if a guy cream pies you for you to lick it i wouldn't do't get me wrong.

Fuck that. But I also lick my own pussy juice off a guy's cock. Sure, sure. Just because I don't have a problem. It's mine. I don't care. So if another guy cream-pied another woman, would you clean his cum out of her pussy? Yeah. I don't have a problem with that. I'm just asking. Yeah, I don't think I have a problem with that.

Everybody's a nice guy guy i'm just not um i don't like the taste of cum um my ex-wife tried to like she would try kissing me after she blew me i did it once i'm like what the fuck no fucking way i was dry heaving off the side but ruined the whole experience yeah it's kind of yeah it kind of snowballed me but just to take the her mouth, no, didn't work, no. You don't like to taste your own cum? Nope, nope, mm-mm-mm. It definitely is a... Acquired taste? Yeah, that's a good way. That's what I was reaching for. I couldn't get to it. It's like cigars and bourbon.

I've acquired a taste for them, not so much cock. Well, what if cock tastes like cigars and bourbon? Then we're changing everything. You're not drinking bourbon or cigars yeah i quit cigars i quit bourbon and definitely quitting cock because i'm not doing that at all okay i see where you stand whatever works for you you know everybody has their own what they like hey like i said this is my pizza analogy and there pizza. Pineapple on pizza. Some don't. And I can't say which right or wrong. I can just say what I don't like and like. You know what? And I don't like pineapple on pizza.

One slice a year, I'm good. Sweet. It's like the sweet. I like pineapple. I like pizza. I don't like pineapple on pizza. The salty, sweet, and acidic is not bad. One slice a year. One slice a year. That's it. Yeah, yeah. No, I'm just saying. You know what? I like pizza. I don't want a whole Hawaiian pizza. I don't want it. Nope, nope. You know, I don't like ham on pizza. It's all right. I mean, I like a meat lover's pizza, and there happens to be ham on it. That's fine, but in general. Well, it's different with all the other meats, the sausage and all that shit. It's kind of Buenza. Exactly.

I mean, in all honesty, most meat lover's pizzas you don't taste. It's like meat lover's omelets. Yeah, you can't taste it. You don't taste any particular meat in particular. They cut it up so small. It's like, no, you got to, you know, whatever. I like the small pieces because I have a small ham. Oh, my God. Here we go. Jesus Christ. Okay. Do you think we should wrap this up or what? We're boring me now. Oh, go on. Nothing like good sausage on pizza. Am I right or am I right? Nice big thick sausage. Go on. It's on pizza.

We'll make a whole pizza show another time ok there you go pizza talk now I don't think people really log into this podcast what's their favorite pizza what's their recipe for the pizza oh my god I just love that what does tell me what she wants on pizza tell me what she wants on pizza. Tell me. Tell me what she wants on pizza. Yeah, bitch. Oh, I like a creamy. I like a ricotta. Oh, white pizza. White pizza. Oh. You want Hawaiian? No, you don't want Hawaiian? Take the Hawaiian pizza, bitch. Take the Hawaiian pizza. Take my ham and pineapple. Take my ham and pineapple. Anyway, okay.

You're just so not wrong. You can make anything sexual, you know that? Thank you. Any fucking thing. I know I can. I'm good at that. Yes, you are. See, this is what goes on in my head, and people don't realize. So frightening. The guys at work see me generally pretty quiet. Yeah, yeah. I mean, they have no idea any of this shit. Oh, my God, no. That's what makes it so much fun. Every once in a while, something slips out of my head, something like that, and they're like, what the fuck is that? Where the fuck did that come from?

You guys just don't know what goes on in my head, and you're probably better off. Oh, if they knew about the podcast. If they knew about the videos. You let your wife do what? I would never. Again, we're over the hour, but there was a woman came in the other day with her husband. And she was dressed very scantily and a good-looking woman. Right. I suggest she dress like that more and more. And the guys were like, I would never let my wife or girlfriend go out dressed like that. I'm like, why? Like, other people would be watching her. Guys looking at her? I'm like, does she look bad? Well, no.

But I don't want guys looking. want guys i said you that in confident that she's going to leave you or yeah you're she's going to leave you because um you know because she looks good and guys make comment said my wife goes out dressed sexy and pretty and guys make comments and i'm like yeah that's. She's on my arm, bitch. I'm a big girl. I know how to say no. I want to talk to you about the big girl thing. Okay, I'm 4'11". Oh, I'm 4'11". I'm almost five foot, bitch.

But, you know, it's just like, I'm sitting there like, okay, you don't want your girl going out dressed sexy for people to look at. I'm sitting there like letting guys come over and fuck my wife. my wife i know it's like if you knew what was going on oh their heads oh their heads would explode it cracks me up like we're going to look where you work and i'm like yeah these guys have no fucking idea they don't have a clue when you come into my work which is very rare yeah you come in wearing your glasses. Yeah, I'm... You're very, like... Next door-ish. Yeah, very un... Unsexy.

Okay, we'll use that. Yeah, it's un... Very inconspicuous. Yeah, very inconspicuous. You know, I'm not there to, you know, arise attraction or, you know, cause anything to happen, you know, or have them say, okay, whoa.

That That's what I That's what I'm there Is the eye candy Yeah you're the eye candy I don't want to take that away from you Heaven forbid No Nor should you No no I don't want to You know piss on your parade That's for sure You're going to piss on my pillow But you won't piss on my parade I'll piss in your drinking cup But I won't piss on on your story for another show story for another show I was an evil person bitch bitch no show no show okay alright we'll wrap this bad boy up shall we I want to thank everyone for listening again the numbers keep growing we appreciate it do us a favor if you reach out if you like what we're doing please whatever podcast thing you're listening to you trying to start that thing up or what yeah it's like it needs some more attention it didn't get Thank you.

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Unless you're ashamed that you're listening to us then i understand i get it we might be a guilty pleasure type podcast i'm fine so again your podcast but i can't tell anybody i listen to you we miss our buddy steven oh we do he's been busy working and stuff he just chops of a big mule deer god bless him oh there yeah he did send inspectors steven reach out to me i'll give you an address to uh send some uh that venison it's in dry ice dry ice remember the back straps are the worst part of the oh yeah get rid of his back straps you don't want to eat them we'll take them we'll take them oh you don't want to have to eat them we will we're used to having you know terrible cuts of low quality yeah low quality i mean we shop at walmart for god's sakes sometimes we're lucky so i want to thank everyone for listening and again uh check us out next week or next show we're gonna still gonna try to do two a week soon huh somebody has some lofty expectations doesn doesn't he?

I didn't say it was going to be with you, did I? Oh, true. Okay. All right. All right. Thanks. Good night, everybody. I'll see you next time.