Slut vs Swinger

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hello everybody this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast as usual i'm here as usual I'm here with my smartest husband, everybody. This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife podcast. As usual, I'm here with my smart-ass husband, Vince. You are no longer wonderful. You are smart-ass. Whatever. Are we some recognized? I didn't say that. I just said you're a smart-ass. I'm recognized as smart-ass. I appreciate it. Oh, okay. God. Yeah, he's in one of those moods. Watch out. Yes, I am. Oh, no. I have been drinking. So have you. I've had one beer, and now I'm...

At the end of the day, we're allowed to drink. Unlike you talked to someone the other day you used to work with at 1 o'clock in the afternoon during the weekday, and they were fucking hammered. Yeah, he was so hammered. I was like, what? I could tell he was hammered because he was slurring his words. He was talking like really slow, which is not him. He's very ADHD. One of those alphabet things. Yeah, and he's like, he's anal retentive. He's like. I don't know what he.

I think he's i i'm i don't want to get off this subject but i think he has asperger's i seriously yeah yeah i think oh yeah he's incredibly intelligent with zero social skills zero but big time zero whatever unless he's drinking then we used to get on some conversations when he was drinking but i remember oh my god he's got a contact high from me coming to the office i was like drunk you mean yeah a contact drunk that's what i meant because he'd been drinking it was like jeez buddy man you had fun last night didn't you and he was what do you mean i'm like dude i can smell you and i'm like i've been there no you no no oh yeah yeah but i wasn't there i couldn't smell how drunk that many weeks ago that i was up at the neighbors at a chili but i wasn't home so i couldn't smell how drunk you were the next day you were bitching how much oh that's right i did oh my god yes i'm so sorry i was a whole bottle wild turkey 101 it was like coming through your pores i forgot about that oh yes yeah you're not you yeah okay i forgot about how can i forget about that i don't know i forgot part of it but yeah you forgot about the night before i forgot about 12 hours of it yeah well i knew something was weird i was getting drunk texts from you're like oh honey i love you so much you're my you're my everything And I'm like, what the?

You cannot hold me to that. Is he smashed? What the hell is going on here? He's telling me. honey, I love you so much. You cannot hold me to that. I was drunk. You're my everything. I was drunk. What the? You cannot hold me to that. Is he smashed? What the hell is going on here? He's telling me he loves me. Yeah, it's like I knew something was up. I'm like, oh, okay. I didn't think anything more of it. Why would I say that's sober? What I got who is like you're crawling up the steps and I'm like, honey, do you need some help?

And you're like being your wise ass self as usual oh some people think so i was like oh my god really i don't and i was trying to like work the remote for the tv because it's on my phone and i was like i didn't have to i don't usually use my phone for the tv that's usually your job and i you're trying to show me how to do it you're Like, never mind, I'm there. I'm like, I have one bad night. I was going to say it was bad. No, it was bad. It was bad. I admit it. I'm not sure how about that. Oh, my God. I was like, you couldn't even focus. Oh, pfft. You couldn't even like.

Your eyes were like crossing. My eyes weren't even in my head.

No, no no that's a whole bottle of wild turkey 101 proof yeah but that explains that's i consumed a whole bottle between one o'clock in the afternoon to five o'clock in four hours now you've done it last time i've done it last time not my proud moments no no not proud at all but the thing is like the first picture you sent me was this half it was from the back of the bottle was like and it was like three quarters empty it was more than three quarters there might have been an inch and a quarter left in it maybe an inch and a half that was it and i was like why is he sending me the back of some bottle i didn't know it was wild turkey i couldn't even tell i had no idea i'm like why is he sending me this picture oh now it all makes sense it's like look how much i drank i'm gonna be a total idiot tonight is the theme of the show vince can fight back i know vince can but that was it was it was funny it was very funny now it wasn't that unfunny then i'm just like oh just anyway if you want to reach out to us Info at hotwe funny.

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The very last issue is going to be coming out on the 1st of June. So you decided that this is it? I think so. I don't know. We'll see. I'd have a discussion tomorrow with a gentleman I'm going to see. Because I'm doing all the work. He's doing nothing. Right. It's like, you can't do it all, hon. I get it. If you want to see who and what and where Donna's doing things. Hotwifedonnellin.com.

And I'm posting all the time with the new videos and whatever i'm doing who i'm doing yeah yeah um spunk loop oh i gotta talk about spunk loop yes we do good stuff there it has gotten me out of some very um tight situation it's very tight situations i'm telling you slide into some better ones it It helped, believe me. That was one big fucking dick, I can tell you that. It's non-sticky. It never, you know, it stayed silky smooth the whole time. Sometimes they get gummy and kind of like clogged up. And if you do anything that you wind up tasting it, it doesn't have a taste.

It doesn't have a flavor. The hybrids does not stain anything, so if you get it like gooped all over your bed stuff or car or whatever it comes off maybe get on your skin it doesn't get sticky so I just kind of like massage it in and it just makes my skin actually feel kind of nice do you still use it to shave occasionally? I'm going to start putting some in I've got to different container. Yeah, my 27-year-old daughter who's going through a divorce came to live with us. She sees a bottle of spunk who's in the shower. She's going to be skeeved. We'd do it just to.

Well, I would do it just to, you know, fuck with her. Just to fuck with her. And I'm going to put two anal-eeds on there, too. We almost got her that rubber hand for for fisting but it was really expensive it was a bit of a joke there's a joke behind that yeah well not for fisting it was a joke for her it was a joke for her you know i have to mount some like cuffs hanging from the ceiling maybe we should get to get the fuck out sooner that's it i'm leaving oh god what did it take that would work i'll start mounting that shit tomorrow um so yeah we've had to like Thank you.

fuck out sooner that's it i'm leaving oh god what did it take if that would work i'll start mounting that shit tomorrow um so yeah we've had to like curb our um enthusiasm the app enthusiasm is a wonderful curb your enthusiasm yep not just a tv show now it's uh our life so yeah so but i was using it as a shaving uh like, additive because, I don't know, it would leave my skin, like, really smooth, like, baby oil kind of gunks up my skin, and the spunk lube, because it kind of dissolves, doesn't gunk up my razor, so. So, if you buy the big container, it's got multi-uses.

Multi-uses, yeah, a lot of uses. Now, spunk lube and us can't guarantee that it'll work for you that that way but it works for donna that's all we're saying yeah i mean i just it was just a happy coincidence because i had some on my skin i took a shower after i was playing and i noticed like boy that's really slick i'm like i wonder if that would be good for shaving and i gave it a shot like not that day because i already shaved earlier but i gave it a shot like later, okay, will it work? Because it seems, it's like a great lubricant, so why not be a lubricant on my skin? Sure.

So what the hell? So there you go, that's my Spongebob story. Tonight's topic was going to be something else. What is it going to be now? Well, we were sitting outside just now having drinks, talking, and the dogs just kind of be dogs. Being mooches. And we came up that, you know, tomorrow it might be a little ironic adventure for you. It might be, potentially. Well, we'll see. So, which inspired the thought process in my feeble little brain. Oh, boy. Of, when do you go from swinger to slut or slut to swinger? Yeah, that's kind of a very personal thing.

I think a of is is that is the definition only relationship or are they the same and obviously we're not using slut in a bad term no and that is a badge of honor but i'd say most hot wives are definitely slutty definitely slutty we're open for a lot of... Well, okay. And that's what the discussion's about. Sure. That's our topic. I'm going to ask you to open that door a minute. Is stuffy in here? Yeah, it's got stuffy. A lot of bullshit flying through the air. So the question's going to be really when... You can open it more. We can get air in here. I'm going. Thank you. When...

Now, there are some swingers that Thank you. Now, there are some swingers that they want to limit their players, playmates. Oh, yes. I'm having a circle of friends. So, again, if you limit your playmates, would that negate the slut term? No, not at all.

We're not using slut in a bad term no i mean the ones that i would consider actual sluts are the couples or whatever we've seen it with couples that it is their main thing is to play that is it there's no forming relationships there's no nothing that is truly my baseline for sluttiness it's like really i'm just a notch on your bed post sure you know the people that i play with yeah well yeah but that's swinging really i mean it's not a notch on my bed post i really enjoy our you know the guys that come over and play with me they're nice guys're generally nice guys.

And we have more social contact with them as well without playing. I mean, we had one guy help us build the deck in the back or that walkway thing. Oh, you've played with him plenty of times before that. Yeah, plenty of times. And he took me on hot dates. So there's a lot more of a bond there.

Okay, people who go to clubs, they go there, they meet someone, they someone they fuck them and and that's it okay but there are people that want to form a quote-unquote i'll use a friendship instead of relationship oh yeah it's definitely a friendship it's not a relationship i'm gonna say relationships have emotions tied to them okay we well that's our definition okay that's yeah that's the definition we're gonna use okay yeah i don't we don't know what's wrong or right or no the friendship that i have with the the playmates that i have or is they're they're just nice people i don't know if i'd want to just have sex with people i don't i mean maybe in the in the moment like a heat in the moment that might be good my slutty side does come out quite a bit okay let's back up okay let's look at the parties that we go to yeah okay like the first time i didn't fairness oh yeah outside of those parties you don't play with these people uh yeah we don't have social no i mean other than the guy tomorrow we're gonna go see um the host right yeah i mean other than that we don't really have well interactions um there was like the core group of people we had known before and then i had my birthday party and my training so there has been guys at these parties we haven't seen since the one and only time you played with them yep that's true so i'm very slutty yeah that's me but i don't like to think about i'm going there like yeah i just want to fuck everybody i mean i wish i was like that but i don't have that much energy you know in the course of a four-hour party so well the party is longer than that yeah but for me it's like we're only good for four hours we're only good for like four or five hours you so much i can only do so many back bends and flips so but yeah i think it's a different atmosphere and i guess it'll be the same if you went to a club you're in that whole like you know i'm i'm revved up you see a lot of there's a lot of flesh there's a lot of you know you're drinking so your inhibitions are lowered and you know you're having fun you're talking so yeah you become a little more and you're allowed to be slutty so you let that side out more right does that make sense i'm i'm not saying any of it's bad no i'm not saying any of it.

I'm just saying like just – but still, there are people you start to see time and time again when you go to the party. So they're almost like regular. So we have formed – yeah, you might see them on the website and chat with them. I'm going to call it a false sense of security when we go to the parties because we feel, okay, the hosts and hostess who we're pretty close with, they've kind of vetted. And that's kind of... Maybe that's it. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's so automatically... I'll use this terminology from our end.

I can't say the people who come, like the newcomers who come to the party feel the same way. I'm just going to say, basically, I think we go there with the attitude and others might have it also. It's like, okay, you came to the party. The host and hostess have vetted you and everything else. So everything is good to go. You're a good person. Right. And no means no. You don't have to play if you don't want to. Nobody pressures you.

There's people who come to that party who don't play you don't play at all there's some people come to the party don't play that wanted to play but you know um but um yeah because i mean there's people at that party you've played with to some level not necessarily to the level they wanted to play. Well, maybe. There's only so much, you know, so much time allotted and, you know, you get interrupted or something happens. Well, there are people with physical limitations, too. Right. That's true, too. Okay. That would be me actually talking about my physical limitations.

Wow, that horrible look with the, you know, you're, you know, missing all your teeth. Oh, God, Vince, come on. That's teeth it's cool it's terrible droopy eye my droopy eye and four nipples i don't have four nipples tell yourself that he's anyway um um but no i think love i can feel Well, I mean, okay, so this slut to swinger. Now, again, people in the vanilla life are just going to go, well, if you're a swinger, you're all sluts. Whatever, that's fine. Hey, you know, you might like chocolate, you might not. You know?

Well, I think people in the swinger lifestyle, like you said before, a slut isn't necessarily a negative connotation. It's not a negative term. It's like, you know, you can buy panties that say, you know, Daddy Slut or Cum Slut or the Coom Sloot is my maiden name, of course. So, yeah, these are all things we laugh at that we have fun with.

So, you know, fuck you know well they can't take a joke swingers think that sex is not necessarily one of the concerns you need to have in life well that's that's one thing for sure and you know what they're more and we've said this a thousand times i'm sorry to repeat it but no we're not well they're more honest with the their desires they're more they're the fetishes that they're more likely say you know what we're not impacting you if you're not into it right exactly if you're listening to this podcast and you probably aren't yeah if you listen to this podcast and you're not a swinger and we offend you i think we haven't heard from anybody so i'm guessing we don't um but you know then okay if we offend you stop listening or if you don't like swingers don't pay attention to them right you know but if i don't like chinese food i don't go to a chinese restaurant i know it's simple as that you know i don't like peas i don't go and buy any of the grocery store or cook them yeah that's always a disappointment to me because i love peas okay our relationship is based on vegetables the way you treat me sometimes i think i'm a vegetable i'm kidding that's not even true compare me to the rest of your boyfriend oh my god yes oh i different show yeah we can make a whole show the losers we can make a whole fucking donna and her ex-losers yeah well here's the thing with i have found with uh people in the lifestyle regardless of how much they're in the lifestyle i mean some people really live it some people are just dabbling it they're all much more open to other people's desires and what turns their their turn-ons and turn-offs and they were honest with themselves and what they like and don't Thank you.

they're all much more open to other people's desires and their turn-ons and turn-offs, and they're more honest with themselves and what they like and don't like with sex. And so many people, I think, in the vanilla lifestyle, they do things that they don't really like to do because they think that they should. Well, it even goes beyond that.

Actually, I find people in the lifestyle, you build a quote-unquote relationship with them in a sense um you mean friendship because relationships have emotions whatever yeah i'm but i mean like like the host and hostess right i mean we're pretty tight with them yeah within reason i mean you know we don't see them every other weekend or whatever but like when i just had some uh bad health issues going on the other week you know i heard from him and like hey man how's it going you feel better you know even you know even the wife you know it was like hey you know it was he he like hey she wants to know you're doing okay and oh she's just worried about your tongue.

My tongue wasn't the sick part. Don't sprain that tongue, God damn it. I want to come another 56 times. Apparently she wants some quote-unquote Vince time. Vince time. But, you know, none of my friends gave a shit, really. Okay.

so um but you know um where like you know none of my friends gave a shit really of course i think i didn't go talking about yeah i was like you were it wasn't like you were in the hospital saying hey i'm just like you know i'm in the emergency room even when i was in the hospital for my toes oh nobody yeah i didn't tell anybody i didn't care i mean i told a couple people to reach out to me right but uh you know one person came out to see me but you know that's it it's all right wait am i that one person no um shoot i forgot something i had dates i was like he might put his last leg i have to i need a trophy husband i gotta get a date for the funeral jesus christ i know i want a trophy husband if he dies from sepsis i gotta have a date i can't gather stag don't look at me weird like oh my god the widow doesn't have a date yeah what the fuck's wrong with her she must be you know where's the plague oh she is getting older yeah cranky crotchety you know she's got those saggy tits asses down at the back of the knees no you sit down you gotta lift up your ass you know like women like will take their like back hey stop picking on my ex-wife no you take your skirt you can like flip it under your legs so when you sit down and your skirts it's more like the women you're like flipping up your ass so it doesn't like it's more like back in the old days with the big poofy dress up to They had to lift the dress up to sit down.

Yeah, they had hoop skirts. Now you're picking your ass up. It's picking my ass up. Yeah, that's what I do. You're so observant with my saggy ass and my droopy nipples. He just calls it as he sees it, right? I have to watch how I walk behind you. I might trip over one. Either the tits or the ass. I got footprints on my nipples. I step on one of the nipples and make it even longer. Oh, God. It'd be terrible. Ouch. I just heard you just talking about it. Oh, you're into that. Hey, we heard from Jay. Oh, shit. I have to forward you the email. Oh, I didn't know until now. She's still doing it.

Banging it out, huh? She's got some questions questions about anal i'm not going to get into it oh she's got she's had a couple you know things that she wants your advice on okay i'm willing to give her everything i got well apparently he's given it all i think i don't think you have anything you offer her that you know he isn't giving her uh giving her. He's got more to give her than you got. I think so, too. Truthfully. The way she talks about it, he's having fun with her young friend. They're both coming quick. It's exciting, apparently. It is exciting. Good for them. Yeah. Good.

I'm trying to get her to move out here. I know. She gets a little taste of Vince. I don't know. She might want everything. She might go gay. She might go gay. That only happened once. Come on, one time. Once today, once yesterday. So, no, I mean, back to the topic of the, you know, difference between swinger and slutty. Is there a difference? Yes.

I mean, again, it depends depends who you talk to you talk to someone in the vanilla life well if you have fucked more than anyone other than your husband with your husband's but you're a slut oh yeah it outside looking in absolutely but as a swinger looking out yeah when does a swinger call another swinger slut when she's done the gangbang? I maybe I don't I don't know. I don't think you can. What was the thing on Saturday Night Live? Something you slut. Oh, it was Jane. Jane, you slut. It was Jane Curtin. Jane, you slut. Yeah, I was thinking about it the other day. Yeah.

If anybody remembers the old Saturday Night Live. But I don't think... Jane Curtin. I think in general, a swinger wouldn't consider another swinger a slut. No, unless they're just being really reckless. Okay, here you go. Or jealous. God damn, I'm jealous. You're such a slut.

No, I don't think it's a true jealousy.'s just fun jealousy it's not it's not jealousy in a bad way it is a fun jealousy it is a fun it's a fun jealousy you know if there's women who can't necessarily get as many playmates as another woman she might sit there go you slut yeah but in a fun in a fun way in a fun way yeah you don't know what's happening in their life that they can't get a chance to play as much as they would like to. Whatever it may be. It might be a woman. It might be not as overall desirable for whatever reason. I'm not going to get into it.

There's a pot for every, there's a pot for every, a lid for every pot. They're all backwards. Well, look at the party we go to. Yeah, they're like average people. It is made of a full spectrum. Yeah. From people in shape to people not in shape. Right. But they're all great people. They're all great people. But in some scenarios, people want everyone that is a pretty person. Yeah. There are people who do not play with people, I'm going to say, not in spectacular shape. I guess that's a way to put it. No, those people are snobs.

I'm not arguing that snobs i mean you don't have to play with every person but you have to at least well it depends what is your what is your uh go button yeah what's your go button get you know yeah um i mean in general i am not uh he doesn't like really attractive to short redheads like me named Donna, but of Scottish and Irish descent. Yeah, as he says, turn off. We have it the same house as I do. But such a turn off. But no, women that generally I am not attracted to larger women. But when you get to know them, I'm attracted to the person. Absolutely.

Physical attributes just disappear when the beauty of the person comes out. Sure, I agree. We've played with some larger... Yes, I have.

um sure so you're saying there yeah that the one larger woman was she 300 and something pounds and she was a delight she was fun there's a couple women at the party who are a little on the larger side and they're great people they're just fun so yeah you can't always judge a book by a cover but i i get the whole visual aspect when you're in the play world you you're going to be a little more superficial you're going to go for the pretty person or whatever is whatever is in your whatever's in your wheelhouse it turns you on maybe if you're at a club it's the same way it's the old joke about you know what's the difference between a fat chick and a motor scooter yeah Yeah, the first one to ride, but you don't want your friends to watch it?

Yeah. See ya. So if all of a sudden you're at a club and there's a woman who's a very large woman, or there's a man, if you're whatever. Right, right, exactly. If you're a woman or a man that are attracted to men, that all of a sudden he's a large man, but he's a nice guy, and you go, yeah, I play with him.

Some people sit there there i don't want them seeing um it depends if it depends or a whole different story yeah let's keep the pens off here sorry about that i don't want to turn off but some people have to turn on i shouldn't even said that word no no it's i can't say without saying that word if they have a really full diaper good personality no not diaper like some there's some larger guys that just because they're very jovial and they're just you know full of life and you just stop pointing at me no i wasn't pointing at you remember the one guy that huge he had he had like it was this beer can dick and he was he wasn't fat but he was a larger man in general yeah but he had this like he was fun he had like these oh he's a great guy these speedos that oh no they're like um they're not a speedo it was they were like more like bikini briefs no they came down longer they were the uh jockey shorts yeah but they were like uh that stretchy material like a lycra but it had all these like pineapples on it sounds like yeah it was and they were fun they was like oh look what i wore just for this and like these pineapples all over his little shorts and he was fun even though his fucking dick was the size of a beer can oh he may i had to really back to spunk lube just saying there's timing just saying him and now the last guy i know the big dick i couldn't even get it in spunk loop i i would have had like a truckload of spunk loop i could not you countered on spunk oh my god i was that was that was not that his dick was any bigger i think i was just in different mindset like the other guy who was much more jovial and he he was fun he was fun to be with it was more of a turn on so more personality a lot more big personality big personality but he was fun so you know any shortcomings i don't mean that stop pointing at me i know stop it didn't matter because his personality made up for it he was a lot of fun yeah yeah i agree even though his dick barely fit in my ass and pussy you know what it fit in my ass better than my pussy a little more room back there bring the kids told your big ass you always say that anyway you know it's uh but ah so anyway ah that was fun hmm but you know it's uh but so anyway that was fun you know um yeah so again depends on i mean so a swinger can be a slut but a slut isn't always a swinger that's true now that that actually makes sense i i'm telling you swingers there's a certain there's a certain mindset you're a swinger and you're a slut generally your mate approves of it exactly you could be a slut and not be a swear and your mate will not approve of it not approve of it and there's a certain mindset with swingers there's a certain mindset there's definitely more it's more liberating you know i think in general like what your desires are that i've said that before yeah a freedom sure absolutely it's a um if you're just a closet slut then that's all you are is a closet slut one friend before she became a swinger right she approached us and like you guys swingers it's like how did you figure that out and she says you guys are just so open so you know and everything else happy now if part of the question oh i mean okay i'm happy he's not sorry more recently yeah she said no you approached me no i didn't i never approached you no no i never approached you i don't do that you know and again you were a married woman yeah i knew you weren't a swinger there's no way i would approach you.

I don't do that. And again, you were a married woman. I knew you weren't a swinger. There's no way I would approach you. I don't hit on women. No, you don't need to. Don't need to at all. So it's like, no, you approached us. When she approached us, we were together. And if I had approached her, it's like, well, you had told me, you know, you were a swinger.

No, I didn't tell you you i never told you anything you know so yeah but yeah again it's because we are more uh carefree that's the word i want to use at least when it comes to like in life and we tend to be like okay we went to the store, that's ridiculous. No, we went to the pool store today to get stuff for our pool. Yes, we did. We just went there for the cookies that they have underneath this glass thing. Okay, that's beside us. That's why we go there. It's a whole show. It's like, well, do we want to go to the pool store then? No, they just came back. They didn't have it during COVID.

But anyway. I had a brownie. Okay, whatever.

But no, no i mean like she told the staff it's like these guys come in they're always joking and you know and always having fun and jabbing at each other and stuff like that and people see it now they probably have no idea that we're swingers it hasn't been anything you know that's come out like that but it's just like people see that we go out we have fun we have fun i mean what we do here on on the podcast exactly how we are off the podcast it's scary yeah i'm reflecting back to the i'll kill you in your sleep when i was at work oh my god like i'm talking to the phone and we're doing our chit chat and we're done you know getting to sign off instead of i love you it's like i'll kill you in your sleep and i didn't realize that behind me was like a half circle of like four of my co-workers and i hear this tittering behind me i'm like oh fuck they heard that didn't they know it's like oh really donna it's like uh it's not what you think, it's just a little joke between the two of us.

He ever ends up dead. It's just a joke. Nobody got hurt. I didn't kill him in his sleep. God forbid, if something were to happen and I was goofing on you, then God forbid, like the next day you don't wake up for whatever reason, I'm going to be held on your murder and I didn't even fucking touch you. I've already got my elbow set. Oh, do you have it already set? You're not going to tell me, are you? Then it wouldn't be an owl by, would it? I'll ruin it for you. It's like, oh, we've got to be more careful with this.

I mean, we know it's a joke, but anybody hearing it, they might think it's serious. Yeah, maybe. Ah, fuck them. Fuck them. Joke them if they can't tell you a fuck. Yeah, I know. But anyway, you know, we hope for everyone that you enjoy life. I think that's what swingers do in general. Well, even if you're not a swinger. Enjoy life. You know, enjoy life. You know, don't take it so goddamn serious. You're all worm food in the end. There's so much shit going on out there right now. Yeah, like the book Jim Marsden. No one gets out of here alive.

No one gets here alive you know or worm food folks or dust or whatever or dust but you know what have fun yeah your mate should be your best friend should be how do you how do you kid around with your best friend male female or whatever yeah exactly you know and that's what it should be this is just your best friend you get to have sex with maybe maybe well once a month shut up you're such an ass okay twice a month twice a month there you go god you make it sound like i never touch you hey this is month engine z it's like well you got it twice in march because it was your birthday.

Birthday, I get you pity birthday sex. I get to skip a couple of months. Wait a minute, then I have to do Father's Day? Oh, fuck. Oh, my God, I am so fucked. It's going to be nothing but sex. August is my birthday, so I'm taking the get-out-of-jail-free card, the get-out-of-suck-dick card. It's my birthday.

Do it taking the get out of jail free card get out of suck dick card it's my birthday is it like you know monopoly where you take the chance and like oh yeah get out of jail free get out of suck a dick card i like sucking your dick come on well you know we have that in common i enjoy you sucking my dick but we just can't seem to coordinate schedules this working thing has got to stop or slow down or something anyway so anyway so that was tonight's show for what it's worth we hope you all enjoy life you know enjoy your partner, because we're all here for a short time. Right.

You know, we've been together 20 years, and all kidding aside, we've talked about this. It feels like we've been together maybe two years. In some aspects, yes. In other aspects, I feel like you've always been there. You've always been there. It's like it's all right. I know. Oh, God. I'm 58. I feel like I've been with her for 75. 75 fucking years.

it's like rescue me it's hard for me to think of myself before you yes the losers are before events oh my god i can just jesus you really had one my ex-wife that's the only role yeah she was but she was everyone else she was a big time loser oh she made up for all the other she was a loser actually she's a very driven woman but she's very very materialistic and likes money aspect no she's really not she's well she's a nasty person but she's she is a very works very hard oh yeah you know get with that i'll give her that a psychopathic no she's not like you know somebody who's like doing drugs she's doing drugs.

She should. Like, my last loser. Come on. She should. You know, drinking and detox. She should do her bipolar meds. Well, you know, that's the other problem. Anyway. We should have to do a whole show on our exes. No. That would be too ugly, wouldn't it? I definitely can't drink on that show. Anyway. Oh, no, he's starting to play with the gun no no no i'm kidding so yeah there's no gun in here um again i want to caution you not caution encourage you all oh yeah enjoy your mate that's exact opposite of caution yeah don't get into my statement no shut up i'll shut your hang on on. There we go.

Oh, they said, enjoy your mate yeah you know what or mates or mates whatever works yeah whatever works for you polyamorous whatever yeah there you go so um but you know life's short man don't take it all too serious yeah you know um appreciate every moment they're with you and you're with them and uh yeah don't get hung up on the little things yeah that's what makes a relationship really work it's it's a it's a nitpicking just don't well and you're a team don't sweat the small stuff i guess through everything you're a team you have to be a team if you're not a team you fall apart you know um and that goes for both you you might have that theory but the other one doesn't well yeah work at it so okay enough of that preaching get off your soapbox thanks for listening share us with a friend check out 50 shades of pleasure the free swinger magazine and uh i will talk to you later all right everybody have a great night