Size Matters to Men Also

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meant to be taken as professional advice hi this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot white podcast where we discuss all the good the bad and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle well hello everybody this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot white podcast is that a little loud for you hon no okay it sounds a little loud for me but anyway okay thank you that's a little better and i'm here again with my wonderful husband vince you don't sound excited i'm petting the dogs my eyes are all itchy blaming on the dogs. Poor little things. I'm allergic to them. They're not allergic to me.

Yeah, they want to get right up there and give you their love. Yeah, some of them. Love them to death, but my whole allergic thing. Your body doesn't. My allergic thing, yeah. His eyes swell up. It looks like you were in a bout in some kind of a boxing match. You lost. You lost, man. Humans I'm okay with. Dogs beat my ass. Beat your ass, big time. Anyway, so tonight I came up with a different twist on things. Please. Do tell tell. Yeah, I guess I was going. So, you know, there's always a whole thing with women like size matters. Yes, I know. Okay. Well, you know, as a man, size matters to us.

I'm sure it does. So we're going to explore the various sizes on women that get overlooked get overlooked i'm sure they do okay so i mean again not that no more than a man can control the size he is given because i put in for a big one but that's not what was delivered and filed a claim at Amazon and said, hey, I ordered a different one. But anyway. Send it back. Well, you know, I tried. They can give you that little mailing thing. My hand's attached to it. But so, you know, we'll start with the most obvious. And really, the only real one that they really can adjust is breast size. Okay. Yeah.

You know, now I am not a breast person, so to speak. Yeah. I know your legs and ass man. Goddamn right. But you know, I mean, you know, women again, or always just like just like men, not gifted with, you know, the perfect Raquel Welsh tits. I'm going to assume hers were natural. Because that was really before enhancements. You know, where they went before she passed, that's hard to believe she's gone. Yeah, it is hard to believe.

But, yeah, she might have gotten done later in life who knows you might have but i'm saying the earlier right right you know well when she was uh doing the the whole fuzzy bumpkins i know when she was doing the uh the one scene that she was like like the cave woman thing yeah that was what 60s yeah but they could have put like underwater shit in there and lift them up we don't know where they went oh yeah i mean they could have done that but i i don't think they did surgery so no i don't think so no i think that was like what early 60s mid 60s mid 60s that was 60s yeah it had to be 60s that's what i'm thinking i only know because of uh shawshank redemption the movie and she was up she was the last poster okay yeah but what years were they um that was it was it was the 1960s because they introduced one of the other characters who was all mr rock and roll so and love and he says okay lovely raquel was on the wall so so you know i all sorts of and again men can be very brutal to women yeah and women are just as brutal to men we know that for a fact I know first hand I'm never hardly brutal to you hardly you just keep forgetting you send me emails that you mean for somebody else i never did that maybe you don't oh maybe yeah subtle hint um but no i mean women can't help whether they're full or not full or pancake or or whatever the Same as, you know, naturally, just like a man's testicles.

Women always have one, to my knowledge, there's no authority, one larger than another. Oh, yeah. Women can't control the size of their areolas. No, no. There are women who are inverted nipples or women who have, you know, and I've heard from women where they've gotten guff for that from various older boyfriends and stuff. Mm-hmm. Yes. You know? I've heard that too. I mean, there's little things you can do.

I mean, you know, if you feel like your breasts are falling and they're becoming more sloped, I won't say pancakey, but you're starting to sag a little bit, wear a bra and make sure you lift those bad boys up. If they're inverted, you can get them pierced so that they're always out. You pinch your nose and blow them out? We've tried that and it didn't work. I heard some people say they keep their nipples out. They actually got the barbells put in there to push them back out. Wow. It seems a little drastic to me, but, I mean, if it really bothers you that much, there's little things you can do.

Is that something women outgrow? I don't know.

I think the one girl that I photographed had inverted nipples, the one with the real long red hair and um i think since she's had children oh they've come out yeah i think so oh i yeah i you know it could change breastfeed right yeah i mean i'm not winking at you i'm just trying oh yes you are hey i think you're cute too sure no it's just my eyes itch so much oh my god all this pollen in the air doesn't help either no it's been brutal um yeah so again i think that's something that i don't know probably ought to entitle this show men being cruel but no women are dressed as bad oh look he's got a little needle dick, blah.

It's like, he could be a really nice guy, but I won't have anything to do with him because he doesn't meet my size criteria. We had a gentleman more recently reach out to us through the One Swinger site. He says, I'm not sure if you'd want to be interested in meeting. I'm not overly endowed. It's like, dude, you know, just, you know. I'm not a size queen. I'm really not. I'm not either okay but you're not a size or a queen so that's emphasis on queen i am not a queen no not even a little bit no but anyway so then you know so the breasts are obviously are the most easy for someone to...

Mine were definitely augmented many years ago. You know, but again, I'll speak from my point of view. I don't think, again, a woman's sexuality is based on her boobs. No, but I could see how that could give you a lot more confidence and make you feel sexy. When women are misfortunate and have to have mastectomies and stuff like that, you always hear they feel like they're less of a woman. I understand that concept. I don't agree with it, but I understand the concept. I can see where they recognize that as one of the most pronounced things to let someone know you're a woman. Right. You know?

I would definitely, you know, I would definitely get my breast done if that happened. I mean, just. Well, it depends on how radical it is. That's true. That's true, too. It depends how much you have to cut out, whether there's something they can, you know, enhance. But, yeah, it's, again, whether a woman has small areolas or big areolas, I don't think it should matter. No. I mean, just some just look more aesthetically pleasing than others, but you can't change that. Sure. You've got to work with what you've got. Okay. What was a speak just, you know, how to turn, I guess. Okay.

I don't know if that's proper terminology. So what's your ideal nipple on a woman? I like those big eraser nipples. Oh, yeah. Because I need a non... But I like an areola like the size of a quarter because it's just big enough. You let it know. They have like the big saucer areolas, it's kind of, it takes over your whole boob. I know they can't help it. There was a stripper I saw in Boston that she looked like she had like saucers. Yeah. Like from, like where's the teacup? Yeah, exactly. Those things were huge. I mean, they took up her, she was a black woman. Right.

And they took up her whole front end of her boob yeah it's like wow you know um it's just that was the first time i've ever seen ones that were that big that big yeah they can get pretty big yeah like mine are why not that big no yours aren't that big at all no yours are bigger now because of the bigger implants right but it used to be even smaller you had nickel size aerials and now you're up to quarter size if that yeah yeah but the thing is it's like i don't have any We'll be right back.

even smaller you had nickel size aerials and now you're up to quarter size if that yeah yeah but the thing is it's like i don't have any any nipples sticking out i don't it's just a tiny little thing is that i went to yeah your nipples are not pronounced not at all when you're cold it's real tough to tell you're cold yeah it's it's real tough other than your tea chatter it was well that was kind of ideal back in the days when i was dancing no no wearing having small nipples because of smaller pasties smaller people think you're showing more i can get a collusion pretty much i could just twist them up and put these teeny tiny little pasties on it at the time everything had to be covered all the areola had to be covered and boy if you didn't you heard about it but but you know times change rules change yeah pretty much pretty much yeah i mean i don't um probably like i don't know do you remember the woman at the party that was the single woman?

Yes, yes. Did you get to see her nipples? No, not really, no. Oh, man, she had, like, yeah, those pencil eraser nipples. Yeah, yeah. And the aerials were very proportionate to it. Oh, that's good. And, yeah, those things, yeah. I like the big, meaty, almost, like, pencil eraser nipples. Now, we also have a friend who, again, has gone through some medical stuff who has pronounced nipples, but they're not thick and meaty, but they kind of protrude like they're thinner. You know what I'm talking about. Off the top of my head. Yeah. It doesn't matter.

We can we can just yeah we did some pictures of her up in the bedroom a few months back um so um okay you know what I'm talking about now yes okay she's got great n smaller areoles. Small areoles. But they're not real big diameter nipple, but they stick out more. You think? Oh, yeah. No, I know for a fact. Yeah, I guess they do. Yeah, but they're not super meaty. No, no. They're thinner in diameter than nipple, but they stick out. They're really kind of cool. First ones I've ever seen like that, and I've seen my shared nipple.

Interesting stick out they're really kind of cool first ones i've ever seen like that and i've seen my shared nipple interesting i think so now why don't they stick out because of her implants no i think they're probably that's what they were i think so yeah i forgot she had implants it's obvious it's obvious but i don't even that's something like, again, since I'm not really a boob man, I don't really sit there and judge implants, no implants. I'll notice sometimes. Right. Like I said, I don't notice. But, yeah, it don't bother me either way.

I mean, take all the women at the party, as an example. They were all natural. They were all different shapes and sizes. Yeah, I think they all were natural. Oh, I know for a fact they were all natural. Except for me. Except for you. I didn't play with you at the party. No, everybody but me. Oh, you played with everybody but me. Well, there you go. It was fair. Yep. Okay, so now we'll kind of meander down to the nether regions, the pussy, that's another regions. Okay. So let's get into, and again, this is an area and an issue that women can't control. Right. I agree.

There are women like you that are very tight. Let me close the window so we don't get the dogs barking, that are very tight. Right, right. You know, just, that's, God made you that way. Now, it also helps you didn't have any children or anything. Oh, yeah, it does help. Well, let's stay on the outside first. Okay, well, let's go right to the most obvious. Okay. I would think the outside would be the most obvious. No, I think most guys are going to think more about how the fit is. Okay, I get it. I get it. You know, because then you're going to have women that are more roomy. Roomy, yeah.

That's a good way to put it. Yeah, I don't want to, again, I'm not trying to put anyone down. They're a little more roomy. Yeah. You could stretch out a little more. It's an in-law suite. I hope the in-laws aren't coming over. That's just wrong. You can park your car in there. It's fine. Is it a two-car garage or a one-car garage? We've met women that you kind of almost can. Yes. You played with them. I did not. That was a chore. Thank you. or a one-car garage. We've met women that you kind of almost can. Yes, you've played with them. I did not. That was a chore. Was it chore?

Yeah, the one woman in particular, I can only speak to the one. So if I am offending anyone, I'm sorry, I'm just talking. It might just be this particular person. That's a chore. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. A chore. I've never put it quite that way. Well, the thing is, She, I mean, I'm just talking to her. It might just be this particular person. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. A chore. I've never heard you put it quite that way. Well, the thing is, she, I mean, I could never have fucked her. It would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. Sort of. Being a sausage down a fucking highway.

Being a sausage in a football field. This woman could take vaginal fisting and anal fisting. Yes, but at the same time. My hands are rather big. I only tried one. You used it like a puppet. You put your hands up there. It kind of felt like a ventriloquist. Okay. You know, arms go up and down. She starts. I thought that's okay. I had her juicespice in my mouth move a little bit. I know she didn't say anything, so it had to have been me throwing my voice, but... Yeah, I mean, again, you know, there's a thing where a woman might have had numerous children, so things get stretched out.

And then there's just God's will that, you know, someone might be born where things are more flexible. I don't know how else to word it. I guess. I mean, is that where size queens come from, maybe? Because they need more packing around it? They need to...

I mean, okay, so tell me from a woman's point of view you're talking outside a realm i know nothing about you don't know about being a woman no i don't know about the fuck you trying to tell me now no i meant something poked me in the eye the other night i was wondering what the fuck was that no i when it comes to like the extra roomie that's not me no no no no i'm talking about um so like you prefer girth over legs yes okay so that and that's where i'm going with this is you the to fill the sidewalls is more important to you than the depth only because i just feel Like i have such a short vagina i'm i'm just short i'm short everywhere and when they poke the when they go in too deep they poke my cervix and it it it irritates me makes me have to feel like i have to pee i understand so i don't i don't that's why i'm saying to you for me girth is a little more and some women might have a deeper passageway there.

I don't know what they call it. Yeah, I don't, man. I'm like... No, I understand. You're only 4'11", so I mean, it's proportionate. I suppose. So that's where the guy's girth is more pleasing to you. Yeah, they can be a little more girthy. They have too much length. It's not as comfortable. So what I'm saying is women are born, I'm guessing, that some can take more depth than others. I don't know if that's something that changes with child rearing. It probably does. Does it? Does the cervix like back up? Well, I'm sure things get stretched out a little bit.

They always say that, oh, no, it tightens right up, and you've been married, ex had kids so you could you could speak from experience i can't it changed it's not her personality her physical it all changed i can't i can't tell you any part of her didn't change see wow he's frowning he's the memories of therapy I know. I'm sorry, honey. I'm sorry you bring that up. I take it all back. Yeah. But, no, so...

the memories I've just done therapy I know I'm sorry honey I'm sorry you bring that up I take it all back so a woman who is born with more side wall room she's going to want more girth more closet space unless she likes the guy's a longer dick because he goes up and bends in half and fills the space that way I don't know Thank you. closet space. Unless she likes the guy's a longer dick because it goes up and bends in half and fills the space that way. I don't know. That's outside my realm. You know, because I've been with women that were a little wider. Right, right.

And some that weren't so fat. No. Oh. No. Doesn't all have to be about your ex, dear. I've been with some that weren't my ex. Anyway. Hey, the bar was closing. Yeah, I get it. I'm sure. Mumble, mumble. They need love to. But, yeah, I got my real treat. So, but anyway, it's, no, a guy who's average in size. Right. You know, you sit there and like, sometimes you're like, again, you have the foreplay, you're all worked up. So now she's a little more roomy and she's wet. You're not getting traction. That is a problem. It is and it isn't. She's going to sit there and go, wow, man, he's got stamina.

In the meantime, you're like, man, I don't feel anything. I don't know. Well, that's where I guess communication comes in because sometimes you've got to mop up to get some friction. I was with a playmate. He's an older gentleman. Okay. I was doing videos with, and I was going to like spit on his cock. He said, no. I need the friction, he told me. So at least there's communication there. Sure. So that made sense to me. I said, you're going to get a lot of friction in this thing.

Believe me, there might start a brush fire we're not careful there'll be some friction you don't have hair so there's no brush fire to start okay there's just i don't know what kind of fire is going to start road rash that's a good way to put it but yeah so when yeah when there's more internal room again this is not something I'm blaming a woman or anything. You know, it's tough. But, you know, for guys, you know, we want them, you know, women say, oh, I want them big. We want them small and tight. Well, you can, I know I'm doing it right now.

You can tighten up those walls by doing Kegel muscles, those exercises. And I even... I'm going to go to the gym next week and go where's your kegel machine exactly they'll be like oh dear because i know i'll be fucking a guy and i'm like i'm gonna tighten up on you and they're like oh i can feel it oh that was wild i'm sorry that's all right they're not down a bit my ass is puckered it was so so i tightened up I tightened up too. Oh, geez. Tell me more. That's all I can tell you. It's not what I have to tell. My ass puckered. That's it. End of story.

But yeah, I mean, you can tighten it up to some degree. Sure. So, you know, you just have to do your kegels. And if you don't know what a kegel muscle is or a kegel exercise, you pretend like you're stopping a stream of urine. Like if I was pretending I was peeing, I'm going to tighten it up to stop that stream. And that's what a Kegel muscle exercise is like. You can do them while you're driving, while you're sitting. That's what those Benoit balls are for, too. That was the original intention for Benoit balls. Yeah, you know, I have that gold set I've never used. Well, you don't need to.

Well... Benoit balls were originally designed so for women to put in and walk around, so you have to keep clenching your Kegel muscles to keep them in. They're to strengthen your Kegel muscles. Yeah, I understand that. I just had them sitting there for eons and never used them because I was afraid if I was walking around. We were missing a couple of balls on pool tables. Smaller. But not by much. No, the pool balls were smaller. Smartass. So anyway, so now the part that I love. Okay. Okay? And there's no bad version of this in my book. Okay. Okay?

You have women that have very, very small inner lips. Right, right. Okay, we're not going to be talking about outer lips.

So if you hear me use the term lips, we're not talking talking the outer lips because outer lips are kind of determined by your weight yeah i'm talking to you yeah i'm looking down like okay yeah the inner lips you know the inner lips okay um you know there's women have very very small ones so like when they're standing there naked you can't see anything you just see the slit that's it that's it then you have women that are a little more pronounced right where the inner lips kind of protrude a little bit yeah that's all good to me yeah i'm that's probably me i might protrude not so much no oh sure they do at times but most of the time when you get in the shower at night and stuff like that, no, they're all tucked in.

Oh, nice and neat. You're in the gears retracted. You're ready. You're in flight. Or maybe it's because you just saw me get out of the shower naked. I don't like getting caught on things. Well, that's why I don't... Get them caught on things. You're going to trip over them. There's a fucking Biden at the Air Force thing. No. What did you trip over? Donald's pussy with us.

All those fucking things do hang out no compared to some women yeah yours are not big you keep making it sound like now when i was dancing yes mine were on the larger side when you get aroused they do they do they get they get very full and that's a great thing yep so when i'm when, they're there. Yeah. There was a girl that I photographed too that she had very full pussy lips. And she was very self-conscious about it because she had a boyfriend that made fun of her for her. Yep, I remember that. And I want to go punch him in the head. I thought her pussy lips were just fine.

There was nothing wrong with them.

I didn't think they were like obtrusively large or they hung down to her knees or anything when you got excited they did yeah but that's they didn't hang down that much no they weren't like a portuguese man of war i mean they were fine they're perfect they came out pretty good yeah nothing wrong with that i played with her once yeah and yeah no they came out and they you know they grabbed me by my ears and pulled me in that was great it was like alien you know again i hate to keep referring back to the party but again that single woman not right all the women were phenomenal right but that the single woman right right she had like that these really even beforehand right very lips.

They hung out before arousal. And then once she got, like most women, once they get aroused, the lips will swell. And hers, I mean, really swelled and like splayed open so much, it pushed the outer lips wider. It's like I didn't even have to hold her pussy open to lick it. It just was like doing it for me. Oh, my God. It was like a flower. I mean, I would try to venture to kiss the inside of her thigh. One of the lips would grab my head and move it back to lick it. It just was like doing it for me, yeah. Oh, my God. It was like a flower.

I mean, I would try to venture to kiss the inside of her thigh. One of the lips would grab my head and move it back to the center. It was like, okay. Came out and grabbed you? Yeah, it was like and I know I had her, you know, I was holding her arms down so she so it wasn't her hand moving my head. It was like. It's a pussy lip reaching out there.

It was like one of those little Bugs Bunny cartoons like with the smoke or something like tap you on the head and point to you go this way over here that's where you want to be yeah this is where she wants you to be yeah that's true that's where you want to be too don't even go there we know no i like to tease i know you do i like to you know mix it up that's true that's true, I'll give you that. I'll give you that. I guess that's part of my secret is I don't just stay in one place. No, you can't because it desensitizes the sensation, then you've kind of lost it. Yeah, I lost it years ago.

Oh, that's true. That's a mental thing, dear. And then you have women with their quits being different sizes. Oh, wow, yeah. See, this is a lot more interesting subject than you probably originally thought. Yeah, I thought, I was like, oh, okay, we're just going to talk about. I was going to talk about women that got big pussy holes, ones that have small pussy holes. All right, that's it. See? Well, or I've seen more lips. I'm a little more in depth than you. Yeah, you know what? I agree, I agree. I'm so deep. Oh, so deep. Oh, my God. Or is it just full of shit? Whichever one.

Well, either way. Yeah my god or is it just full of shit whichever one well either way yeah it works deep hole full of shit so but no so now you have again women that we've met that are bodybuilders right you know and there's some that i think we're on steroids for medical true medical reasons not just yeah they weren't she wasn a bodybuilder. And I swear to God, man, it was a little penis. About as big as my thumb. Yeah. But as long as, like to the knuckle. It was like a little penis. It was like three or four times bigger than my clit. Oh, we're not. I remember when I was. Okay, four times.

Yeah, four times. Over four times, yeah. i'm talking the the hood and like the whole i'm just talking just the clit well there's a clit the head on it was a little penis it's a little penis head i mean again yours is tiny but when you're aroused and i pull it apart it is a tiny little penis i hope to get to be that big one day, but that's it. Teeny. It's not even the size of my pinky finger. Yeah. Yours? No, no, it's not. Well, it's a lot less than that, yeah. When it gets aroused, it's like the, where my, the tip of my pinky finger. I've been there. I'm explaining. Watch your your videos.

Go to hotwavedonaldlou.com and you can see that in some of our videos. Especially the close-up videos. If you want, you can email us at hotwavepodcasts at gmail.com. If you want to see my clit. And, you know, if you're trying to get to someone's clit and having a hard time, Spunk Loop is a great product oh great segue dear look you say smug with your smile like yes i am so look at me yes ma'am i am all that that's why i make the big bucks oh my goodness that's so funny when do i get paid um anyway um but yeah no um again please do do check out spunk loop spunkloob.ube.com.

If you're looking for a great lubricant that doesn't get sticky, is water soluble and everything else. Vince wax off with it all the time. Yeah, I wouldn't have to have had a wife. To me. So anyway. I mean, I just can't zing you. I cannot zing you no matter how hard I try. You don't try hard. I'll keep working on it. But please do go to hotwifedonalyn.com, too. And we do like, I've got to find out that one gentleman's name. Where's my phone? But we do want to thank everyone for listening. But, yeah, no, the clits are, oh, don't get old, a great thing. You know, the bigger clits, I mean.

I think the clits are a great thing. Little clits are fine, too. I have no problem. I just like clits. Oh, you can come regardless of size. Hopefully. Now, okay, so let me ask you this. Okay. In the same way looking at a man's penis uh like looking around the head um is uh very arousing is it if i just lick when you quit swan if i just lick just that is it hmm yeah, I think so. I think so. Don't stay there. My biggest thing is like people tend to stay there too long.

Guys, I shouldn't say people, but mostly guys seem to stay there too long and then it gets like too sensitive and then I lose the sensation. So, yes, don't stay there too long. But, yeah, I do like it being looking around the clit and then up and down like on the hole it feels good on the hole so um trying to see what i'm doing here um yeah so i mean as far as preference for me on big clit little clit it's all good. I've had women, the clits were so small you couldn't even tell they had one. Really? Yeah. I mean, they're just real, real small. Wow, that is small.

But then the, I'm trying to find the one gentleman's in this. I'm trying to find his name here. But, yeah, so, but, yeah. Yeah, when everything swells up, it's a great thing. Yeah, it's a very good thing. I like that. Because sometimes, like, when I'm with a playmate and stuff, and they fucking me and they're rubbing their finger over my clit. They're like, oh my God, your clit's getting so hard. It's getting so hard. And I was like, yeah, I can definitely feel it. I can feel it like poking out from underneath that little hood.

It's like, it's wearing like this little bonnet and like, it kind of like pokes out. Oh, sure. Yeah. When you see the hood roll back, it's like, oh, it's time for business now. Yeah, it's time for business. My tiny little clit pops out. It's pretty tiny. I guess it's like average size. Yeah, I would say you have an average size. Average size clit. For the proportions of your body, it's average size. Yeah, it's pretty average. So, but, hey, we got a message. We've got messages pretty frequently. Sure. And we thank everyone for that. And I hope I don't really mess up this gentleman's name.

Do you really want to use his name? He could just tell us what the subject is and not use the name. He doesn't want to know who he is. This is a young gentleman. Okay. His first name starts with an O. Okay. How's that? That way we don't give away secrets. Yeah, don't give away secrets. Because I'm sure everybody who listens is going to go hunt him down. Oh, ridicule him or ask him questions. What questions? Simple, sweet little message. Okay. Dude, love you for it. He just said, hey, guys, love you all. One of my favorite podcasts. Oh, that's sweet. Yes, yes. I do.

Message him back through the site. And let him know we appreciate him listening. Same as everyone who's listening. We really do appreciate it. But, you know, there's been listening to other podcasts lately, other podcasts about swingers. There are some other good ones. There's got to be other good ones. I haven't got a chance to venture. And there are some that you just are like watching a glass of water, in my opinion. I'm not giving names. You're going to bust a name right now. No. But, you know, and we all do something a little different. Mm-hmm. You know?

It depends on what you want from a podcast, I guess. Yeah, yeah. So, you know, we kind of mix it up a little bit, a little more than most. You know, some of them do a lot more going to clubs and different places, and some people are more, I'm going to use the word clinical to describe giving you more professional advice about swinging. That's not us folks. That is not us. We're just winging it here. We also heard from our friend Jay today. Oh. Oh. I didn't know that. Yeah she wrote out so she's going to try to call in tomorrow night. Oh nice. It'll be fun to have her on the show.

This is tomorrow night but that's we're recording the show Saturday night Thank you. wrote out so she's going to try to call in tomorrow night oh nice it'll be fun to have her on the show this is tomorrow night but that's last we're recording the show saturday night and it's going to air on thursday so we're all over the place here folks so don't we have a schedule that is uh fucked up yeah we we both work a lot of regular jobs um in all fairness, we make virtually, we make enough money with this podcast to just cover what it costs to broadcast it. That and a cup of coffee. I can't afford it.

Did you see the price of coffee? Okay, we'll split that one cup. It's only a six ounce cup. We do this because we just have fun. It's kind of our therapy. Yeah, we've said that before. A lot of people think we need therapy. Oh, hell yeah, but who can afford it these days? So, we're just kind of like wing it on our own here, kind of like. So, the fact that the numbers keep growing, again, some people are just like, why are you surprised? No, we are.

Because we thought when we started this, like, if we can get 50 people, that'd be great that'd be awesome we're at like 62 so we're yeah we're really we're we're killing it here for us we're killing it but listen to us man yeah so um so for uh everyone listening again we can't thank you enough yeah it's amazing and uh mr o dude um that's a good name to have mr o that should be his name mr o that's an orgasm really i had no fucking clue what i was getting at with that geez i i thought it was mr you know ornthal yeah it could be oral it could be mr world too yeah see smart ass or it It could be Mr.

Oh, my God, that's big. It could be Mr. Oh, my God, that's big. Oh, my God is in the wrong hole. Oh, like you have a wrong hole. The only wrong hole for you is your fucking ear. That's true. Oh, damn it. I hate the obvious.

It's like, yeah, you're right because i'm just thinking about even the i think you've had cum in your ear too only because he he got distance well you have a guy who shot cum one time up your nose you've had it in your eye obviously right right okay i'm trying to cover all the openings your ass has been dripping with cum your pussy dripping with cum yeah okay i think your ear is about the only place someone hasn't shot cum in it maybe he might But it cover all the openings. Your ass has been dripping with cum. Your pussy has been dripping with cum. Yeah, okay.

I think your ear is about the only place someone hasn't shot cum in it. Maybe he might have grazed the side, but I don't know if it actually went in. The last gentleman I was with always, I remember I was doing a POV with him down the pool last year. And I was on my knees and it was going to be a facial. And he kept saying, back up, back up.

I have a lot a lot of distance back up he knocked a bird out of the sky well let's just say we're still dealing with the fucking wildlife association it might have been a bald eagle that fucker was up high he took it right out he took it out he went over my shoulder and I was like yeah I guess I should have been a little further away but the last time he was here here i i knew that he had distanced so did you notice whenever i shoot the two of you like when it's getting close to that i'm off to the side and back way the fuck up you bring that plexiglass like one of those police shields the police shield comes out yep splash zone move away actually we get with police robots i'll be a half mile away driving a little fucker in with a camera don't see i'm trying to get splashed and you're like trying not to get splashed you know there's something for everybody and that ain't for me.

So, but, yeah, no, that's good. So, by the time this show airs, we should have, hopefully, introduced Jennifer Ray. Ah, well, we'll see. Yeah. A lot of balls in the air with this one. Well, maybe against her ass. Maybe. We'll see. Hopefully, this is airing Thursday, and Jennifer's show will be on Tuesday, so it'll be a couple days before this, I hope. So right now, everything's good to go for that.

I'm keeping my fingers crossed, because how people yeah yeah we'll be on we're gonna and then yeah so we're flexible we're cool yeah so it's uh so uh hopefully you heard that show i'm trying to speak in pretense i guess we're going into the future to talk about the past i can't a little bit above my pay yeah let's not even try to figure this out let's just i've only had three bourbons so it's not quite clear to me yet let me finish oh my god but um yeah so that'll be someone hopefully that looks like we'll have another um hot wife to be doing some videos with and some of the stunt I've've shown you um they're uh i've shown jennifer's picture too they're like oh hell yeah oh good yeah she's got a smoking body yeah so and you know she's um been pent up you know raising well they're adult raising grandkids.

Yeah. They want to cut loose a little bit. Yeah. I think there are some guys who want to tear it loose. Yeah, I guess so. Cool. But, I mean, and her husband wants to see her tear it loose, so, you know, that's all good.

And then, you know, we potentially, again, I'm speaking this is saturday and this is for tomorrow i'm talking about tomorrow's live show so this is after that the the fucking matrix here okay um the one gentleman that reached out to us um tentatively okayed to come over tomorrow before the podcast oh nice and you know hang out and maybe hang out maybe hang out and then maybe be before the podcast. Oh, nice. And, you know, hang out and maybe hang out. Maybe hang out. And then maybe be on the podcast or live show. Interesting. That'd be fun.

If you don't hear this, if you don't hear the live podcast, which you should hear every Sunday night at 9 o'clock Eastern time. I don't know how to figure this out. I don't care. It doesn't matter. That's all right. It's all straight to me. I'm drinking. But we'll see how that goes. I'm speaking like this should be Thursday. Wow, that went well. It hasn't even happened yet. That's because we're doing the live one actually before this show goes out. Yeah, the live show will be live. So whatever we talk about then is happening then.

Oh, maybe we should just not worry about it and just go to the flow. Don't try to explain it then. Just don't even try to because it's too complicated. I don't want to confuse everybody as much as I am. I don't think that could happen, dear. Wow. You're pretty confused. And I'm getting confused. Confused to stay. That's you. But, yeah, so our live shows, again, are on Sunday nights, 9 o'clock Eastern Time. For those of you who might not know what Eastern Time is, that's New York time. So wherever you're listening in the country or the world, it's 9 o'clock New York time. Look at it that way.

So you have to go to our website, which here's a new announcement. Wherever you saw it before, they all go to the same site now. I actually have three domain names names they all point to one um so you can go to hotwifepodcast.com oh you did get that good sure i'll admit my mistake i had said previously that somebody owned hotwifepodcast.com and i it's like oh i wanted that and you know someone else had it some asshole has and they're not even using it. I don't remember saying the word asshole. Okay, some douchebag had it. I don't remember douchebag.

I think I said some incredible, smart, generous person had it. Yeah, okay, let's go with that. And I wish I knew what they were doing with it. And I felt a kindred to this person. Oh, I'm sure you did. You're not buying this, huh? No, not even a little bit. Well, apparently I had bought it. I forgot. You forgot? It was on my server, apparently. So how did you figure I was on the server? You just happened to go by like, oh, there's a domain name that I wanted. I have two different hosts I have space with. Oh, I see.

So I went through the one, and I was looking through all the domain names that were still active. Mm-hmm. It's like, okay, let me go check the other ones, see what domain names I have there, because some of them I don't need to re-up. Right, exactly. It's like, because they're sites I had built for other people that ditched whatever. So I went to the other host, and I'm going down the active ones.

I went, hotwifepod hot life podcast.com oh shit i own that one so so what i did is that incredibly smart good looking good looking fucking hung like a fucking horse yeah okay yeah that's funny So if you go to hotwifepodcast.com now, you'll actually, it's a new site. It's new to us. I've rebuilt it a little bit. And there's more to come. I'm going to, hopefully maybe this week, put a blog in there. Oh. Yeah, one more thing I have to try to keep.

So and there's also our twitter feed there's a link that you can click on to follow us on twitter we'd appreciate if you do that um there's um there's going to be a little bit of bios more on some of us um on there too if you're interested for whatever reason I don't know if anybody would be It's a short bio. No pun intended for you. Got to go after my height. That's all you have. You want me to go to your IQ? Yeah, please don't. He's always teasing me with things.

Yeah, teasing pillow you're saying something these people have no idea what you're talking about he's a pillow stealer i'm just telling you just saying it's the simple fact i give her a hard time all the time on all aspects she'll get up we just get ready to go to bed she'll lay down she goes oh let me try to go to the bathroom one more time. So now the lights are out in the bedroom. So she gets up and goes, walks into the bathroom. She comes back out. She lays down. She goes, you son of a bitch. My head will go like, boom. Ah, you motherfucker. He stole my pillow again.

Or if I say something wise, I just happen to get up to make an adjustment to the blankets. Put more batteries in her toys or something. Whatever, whatever I need to do. And I'll lay back down, boom. It's like, oh, you stole my pillow again. He's a pillow stealer. Yeah, well. Thief. It's a bonding moment. Is that what you call it? Okay. Bondage moment. Bondage moment is more like it. But anyway. Okay. Yeah, so you can now go to hotwifepodcast.com. Yes. And that'll take you to the site. Awesome. Well, the mind is a terrible thing to waste. That's why I don't have one. That's obviously.

I'm married twice. There you go. Just proof. Can't be too bright. Nope. Cannot be too bright. Come on. I don't know. Thank you. I'm married twice there you go just proof can't be too bright nope cannot be too bright come on you should have known what you're getting into with me I'm just telling you I'll tell you anyway so on another note right where's that bourbon bottle it really is like my sorrows so again I want to thank everyone for listening the numbers are I'll see you next time. Where's that bourbon bottle? It really is. It's like my sorrows.

So again, I want to thank everyone for listening. The numbers are way... We scratch our heads every day. It's like, look at this. I don't believe it. It's all fun. It's a lot. It's so much fun. Again, we thank you all. We challenge you all, again, to tell one or two people to listen to the podcast. We're asking you for money. I will tell you this. Uh-oh. Thank you. We challenge you all, again, to tell one or two people to listen to the podcast. We're asking you for money. I will tell you this. Uh-oh. We had one person reach out and ask if they wanted to contribute money to the show.

Make a donation, yeah. Yes. So on the new website, there is also a button there. If you feel that you have interest in throwing us money to buy a cup of coffee or a bottle of bourbon or whatever. I didn't say good bourbon. I just said a bottle. You'll go from coffee to bourbon real quick. In fact, skip over the coffee. Just go right to bourbon. Generally, you do. Yeah, pretty much. I didn't say cigars and bourbon. I said bourbon. You said bourbon. Okay. We're going to go with one. Yeah, we don't have an alcohol problem here. No problem. I have plenty of it. I don't have a problem.

But anyway, yeah, the site's got some new things and stuff. There's more to come.

You can find our Twitter feed embedded into the site now cool you can uh like i said you can uh hit a button there and make it easy for you to follow us on twitter we really like to crank those numbers up a lot again i ask you to invite one or two friends to try to listen to our podcast get their opinion um you want to email us you can email us through the website or at hot waves at gmail.com wow it all goes to the same place so it doesn't matter um okay and again uh thank you and um since this is airing thursday don't forget to listen to the show this sunday live come back because i'm not talking about the show previous okay i'm not talking about the Sunday recording tomorrow.

I'm talking about the Sunday after this one airs. I'm so fucked up. You can't tell what's going on if you don't have a program. I don't have a playbook. I don't know what's going on. But anyway, so. Okay. All right. I'll talk to you next time. Thank you. And again, please, keep email emailing us and and jay we love you we're looking forward to talking to you that sounds great okay everybody if you can figure out where we are in the past future or present have a good night We'll see you next time.