Single Men in Swinging

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Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife podcast. Well, hello, everybody.

This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my hot white podcast and i'm here accompanied by my wonderful husband vince once again so uh tell him say hi vince hi vince uh so this is going to be a really interesting topic today it's not going to be so much sexy as hopefully interesting definitely interesting and might not be interesting to some people but it'd be interesting okay well if you're a single man you're not going to give a fuck but maybe you will maybe you'll get some pointers from us i don't know all right let's introduce the topic then? Go for it. Okay.

This topic of today is going to be single men slash married men in the lifestyle. What to look out for with quote-unquote single men. Right. And this topic is being brought to you by Spunk Lube. There we go. Thank you, Spunk Lube. One of the best lubricants on the market, if not the best lubricant on the market. It never gets sticky or slimy or gooey. It just stays the way it should. And the part you like, it looks so much like real... Spunk. Human spunk. I tried shaving with the silicone one because we thought it would be as a good lubricant for shaving, like instead of using a shaving gel.

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It doesn't taste any different. Yeah, I don't like nubs either, so... So, well, tonight's topic is due to a lot of different things. So we're going to... We'll probably kill the better part of an hour at this topic because we have a lot of different avenues to talk about with it. There's a lot to unfold, a lot to unpack with this topic. It doesn't sound like much, but it is. Unpack. We're getting serious. Yes, we are. Oh, my gosh. We're unpacking here, packing and unpacking. That's a different kind of talk. I'm used to packing. I bet you are. I'm trying to get a beer deal so I can just think.

Stop it. Something you're just stop it Jack Daniels maybe or maybe I'll get a KitchenAid because I just hate washing dishes nevermind getting political well you are the Susie homemaker of our relationship hey I, of our relationship. Hey, I found another pair of glasses. That's where glasses go to die. My desk is where my glasses go to die. I have no glasses in the house. And here on top of my desk, I found like six fucking pair. Well, that's where they are. Maybe I should clean my desk. Shut up. Anyway, so single men. So the basis of this started with. I'll let you explain that part.

Well, again, on a swinger website, you have a lot of people, a lot of men who are on there as single men. Let's just say some maybe and some maybe not.

so we have found that we're chatting with these guys and things are going good and they're like yeah i want to come over we're going to do this we're going to do that well now you're talking about the most recent one okay yeah that's the one that's like really sticking yeah we're chatting he's got like yeah he's got a little kinky side to be fun you know when i told him a scenario i wanted to act out and he's like yeah i'll be all over that sent me a little uh an animated gif of you know the whole thing i was like yeah yeah that's exactly what i want to do this will be great and then the day of he's like oh i have to watch the kids my wife has to go to this baby shower thing she's not home yet and i'm like why wasn't this not you know transparency people why wasn't I told this ahead of time so I would know I was led to believe that you were single and obviously you're not and actually I don't I don't condone it but you know what what Vincent always say it's not going to mess up our relationship.

You want to play in the playground, that's fine. But if it messes up your relationship, that's on you. Ideally, our situation is not to play with married men. We're not trying to corrupt. But they don't present themselves. We're not trying to corrupt anyone's marriage. No. We don't condone cheating. No, I don't condone it. It's very important we make that quite clear.

But he didn't present himself as a married man yeah and we've had other people come by that everybody thinks every that you guys that they're single until they're here and like oh um i thought i'd tell you that i'm actually married and i'm so i can't have my face in the video it's like okay why weren't you up front with that um and again that's going to be another part of this whole topic tonight is the honesty level let me jesus god um that is kind of crucial it would be nice yeah um i mean again if if you want to cheat on your wife or whatever that's your business yeah we really don't want to help you do that but as far as like you're not going to fuck up our relationship not even a little bit your wife shows up on my doorstep bitching about my wife fucking her husband i'm gonna say well get naked i'll fucking we'll call it even there you go you know hey there you go we'll teach him a lesson oh you know i'll tell you what really we'll really yeah i'll fuck you and my wife will do you too so you're gonna go home or he only got to fuck my wife so you're winning yeah look at you you're ahead of the game you're you're one up on him um unless she's really ugly then you can have her alone okay i'll do that thank you you're so you're so wonderful to me oh my god it is your podcast yeah i know but anyway and you're the wonderful husband part of it so So, but yeah, I mean, we've, yeah, so it's really, or you also get the old, well, my wife has given me permission because she doesn't really want to have sex anymore or we're in an open relationship.

She can do what she wants and I can do what I want. Then why do you have a single relationship? Or you get the married guys that are in a couple's profile. Right, right. And it's like, well, my wife has an illness that she doesn't have sex anymore. And what is that illness? Marriage. Me. I don't know. Yeah, but it's...

Yeah, or you get the old thing like yeah my wife is is sick tonight so i'm i'm coming out to you know just to play alone it's like we should ask for a permission note signed by or call your wife let me talk to her yeah now we did have one oh yes we did we did have one guy came here. His wife sent him here. Yeah, but she was all on board. That was cool. I got to reach out to him. And she actually, I reached out and she sent me something back about, you know, if you guys both want to come down or you want to send your husband again for, you know, for Don to play with, that's fine.

She said, oh, yeah, absolutely. It's like, all right. Now, again, it's all through email, so I can only assume it's. It's for real. Yeah, he wasn't close by. He drove an hour and a half at least one way to get here, so... Yeah, that's a long haul. But yeah, it's...

Now, so, and I've had talks more recently with Mickey, and, you know, she's developed some playmates and there's some gray area for mickey what exactly she's looking for she's looking for fun don't get me wrong right um but she's also looking for someone to i guess fulfill part of what she doesn't have with her husband and her husband is actually aware that she's outstripping people. Oh, yes. Very aware. Yeah. I mean, Mickey wouldn't lie to us. She has no reason to lie to us. Right. And there's this one guy that she calls her favorite guy. And something went down the other night, you know.

And, I mean, Mickey is away on vacation right now she would be here she would love to be here get her on the show to explain this stuff yeah um but you know she was and i told her funny thing is you were in the room i was having a conversation with on the phone about some of these guys are not truthful they're going to tell you they're single or whatever but they're not what was a convoluted uh excuse he had that he had well i'm gonna get into that so yeah get into that that was that was weird well i'm building up to that in the sense of the story goes like i said said, the night before, just by chance, that, you know, her and I were on the phone.

We're discussing it. I'm telling her, you know, just because you think the guy might be single or whatever, because she was like, well, you know, sometimes these guys, I just don't know what's up. You know, like they don't want to. They are all together about getting together, going out and fucking. But like I keep saying, hey, you guys want to go and grab dinner? You want to go, you know? And they're like, no, no, I'm busy. I can't. I got work. I got this. I got that. And I'm like, well, maybe they got a wife. Maybe they got a girlfriend. Maybe they got both. Whatever. They're not, you know.

Exactly. They're looking for your beautiful woman. Right. And they can go fuck you. Right. And that's it. No strings attached, which you're in a swing lifestyle. It's not a dating site. Exactly. Okay? Thank you. Right. And that's it. No strings attached, which you're in a swing lifestyle. It's not a dating site. Exactly. Okay? This is a site for people to just get laid. Mm-hmm. Plain and simple. Yes. You know, if you're looking for someone to have a quote-unquote relationship with, it's probably not the site. Yeah, probably not. Yeah.

So with that said, apparently later that night, her friend called her up after her husband got home to take care of the kids and said, hey, I'm going out to go fuck a guy. This is like 11 o'clock at night she left. Yeah, she went out at 11 o'clock at night.

Oh, good Lord lord and she went down to center city and went to a very nice hotel and met the guy there he was staying there for business supposedly this is the story as she tells it right exactly and she went in there you know she probably met him 12 12 30 and he tells her oh don't put your car in the valet because I can't have that expense on my card. Okay. So anyways. So then, you know, they do the shtopen and everything else and he leaves. Now, I brought it to her attention. He only lives within 30 minutes of where he was. Why would his company, quote unquote, put him up in a hotel?

Exactly. It would be like, yeah, exactly. You live a half an hour away. Half an hour. You know. You wouldn't. They wouldn't do that. And generally, I don't know what the guy does or doesn't do for a living. Most companies, unless you work for a very, very big company, even then, they're pretty cost-conscious. They're not going to put you up in that hotel. Not a high-end. No, that's – the cheap room at this hotel is probably $2.50 a night. The cheap room. You know, the one next to the janitor's closet, you know, next to the ice machine, you know. So it's not a no-tell motel. No.

This is where the celebrities stay when they're in philadelphia this is one of those hotels it's well here's a question for you do you think that he probably got the room ahead of time and was like did he know that he was going to hook up with mickey did he know that i don't know i don't know the details on all details on all that. You know, it's like, so you get this fancy schmancy room and nobody shows up. You're there in a fancy schmancy room by yourself. Well, I have a funny feeling he probably. He probably was like, you know, multitasking.

I mean, again, she didn't give me all the details. Didn't need them. Right. And if I was going to ask her details, I'd be like, you know, tell me about more like, you know, what went on while you're fucking them or something. That's a lot more arousing to me than like, what did he text you? You know? No. I have a funny feeling. He was texting multiple girls. I can't say he was and I can't say he wasn't.

I, my funny feeling was that, you know, since he was 30 minutes from that hotel, only 30 minutes, you know, what's, what's probably the hypothetical situation that he is with somebody else okay whether it be married dating or whatever whatever i'm gonna go more with the married part that i'd say oh i can't have that expense on my you know you could say i had a business meeting at this hotel and i got a little inebriated so i didn't want to drive so i got a room real quick to sleep some of it off. That could be a good excuse. That could be a good excuse. Okay.

Of course, Uber would have cost less. Ding. Yeah, you're right. Okay. Well, yeah. A 30-minute Uber ride would cost you the most, the most, 100 bucks. Okay. That room was a lot more than a hundred bucks. And then to say, oh, don't, you know, don't put your, don't put your car in the valet. I don't want to, I can't have that on my tab. Well, why would you have two? If, if let's say your significant other sees your credit card bill and sees two valet charges. Hmm. Well, here's the thing. Wouldn't, wouldn't Mickey pay for her own valet? It shouldn't be on his at all. He would pay for it.

Well, in all fairness, if I was going to entertain a woman, you know, and had to go get a hotel room, if I was doing something behind your back, which luckily I don't need to, I would sit there and, you know, treat to dinner, treat for a room, treat for the valet or whatever. Yeah, I guess. You know, I mean, first of all, I wouldn't have gone to Center City, but that's me. But I guess that's, she's trying to impress her. I don't know. I don't know. There's too many unknowns there. This whole thing is just so convoluted and weird. I'm like, I, I just don't know what's going on. Yeah.

Well, so, so she said to me the next day, she was talking about this and she, I don't know what to take of it. I said, well, or make of it. I said, he's got somebody else. He's, you know, and she was kind of a little heartbroken, you know, because she thought it's like oh, man, you know, but it's like the guy meets you in the middle of the night. Yeah. Don't put you on a valet kind of thing or whatever. He lives 20 to 30 minutes away. Yeah, that was a big red flag for me. You don't live that far. There's no reason. And a company wouldn't put you up in that hotel. Nope.

You're not going to expense that hotel easily. I don't know what he does. She doesn't know what he does. That's the other thing. You don't know anything about this person. And sometimes you just don't. And if you live that far away, why wouldn't you just say, meet me at my house or my apartment or condo or whatever. Why would you? Maybe he doesn't want her to know. I'm playing not devil's advocate. Close enough. That's fine. Well, he's legitimately single. He doesn't know Mickey. She might be one of those psycho bitches that falls in love. No, they've met before.

I know, but still, they've only only met they don't have a huge history together but they've never met at his house exactly he might be afraid that she might be psycho or turn into psycho or become psycho and start stalking him or you know fall in love with him a married woman with three kids you that looks like her you're worried about being psycho for you it could happen it happen. It could happen. He doesn't know her background and that she has... Yeah, I don't think it's... No, as well as we both know Mickey. He doesn't know her the way we do that. Yeah, but you get to know Mickey quickly.

She isn't really shy about pulling punches or anything you know she just she tells you kind of how it is you might still think that he might keep his little lovers like at an arm's length they're fun to fuck i'll keep them out here they that way they don't know anything about my personal life yeah it could be it could be but again now getting back to some of our experiences that people that you know we had the one guy who lives close to here come by and he's like, well, I'm married. Yeah. It's like, okay, got to hide my face. Okay. Okay.

And I'm really looking for someone to do some stuff my wife won't do. My wife won't do. Yeah. You know, I mean, there's, I mean.

at least he's honest about it yeah yeah but but there's been a few guys that i've always questioned like are they with somebody or whatever like hell there was that one guy who is single but he just started dating someone he came over here he's like i just started dating a couple weeks ago and he says you know we haven't had sex yet he says so you know he came over here and he shot a couple shot a video with you real quick you know big cum load he goes okay i gotta go i gotta go pick her up we're gonna have to date her you know which was fine i don't care we're not looking for especially him can't have an intelligent conversation with anyway um.

Sometimes that happens. Yeah. You know, not everyone can beat me. You people are, babe. You people are. I mean, I meant that in a good way. You're so unusual and so articulate and fun to be with. Don't hit the button. I'll hit that button. Don't hit that button. Don't hit that button.

No, button no no leave it alone if you only knew how to erase it i wouldn't so anyway um but yeah so if when you're if you're looking for single men to play with in any fashion right you have to do some screening or not care right we just you know we care but we don't care yeah we're not actively soliciting people that are married no no but sometimes they present themselves I guess is what piss off. They present themselves one way, and you find out like a week or so later that there's something else.

And it's like, dude, I don't give a fuck what you are one way or the other, but, you know, transparency. And he kept saying, well, to be transparent, I was like, yeah, sure, now you're transparent. You've got to be see-through. You've got to be see-through, yeah. I'm sorry, my skin has pigment.

You can be see-through you gotta be see-through yep i'm sorry my skin has pigment you can't see through me well he revealed his real name to me and i'm like i don't care whatever name you're using i'm that's the name i'm using so yeah i don't i don't care about that and then this whole thing came out in the wash because we're supposed to get together last night and he kept like you know well you know then he's like well you know i'm here with the kids and the wife's out and blah i'm like and when we talked to him on the phone he seemed like the most upfront most genuine polite and i'm gonna say he's not polite yeah he still was at no point in that conversation for someone who's had the characteristics that he has I would have thought in the beginning he would say listen I'm married is this going to be an issue we've had people like that I'd rather have them come out and say look this may be a deal breaker for you but here it is I'm going to lay it on the line and I appreciate that a whole lot a whole lot more like we said a thousand times it's not going to ruin our relationship We'll see you.

Yeah. You know, your wife watches porn? Maybe. If your wife watches porn, you probably wouldn't need to be here without her. Yeah, maybe. I don't know. I mean, there's only, I know there's only like 10 or 12 porn videos out there. Is it that many? People can find out. Let's see. There's Debbie Does Dallas. There's Two Girls in a Cup. There's Insatiable. Nope, doesn't know that right. Oh, Behind the Green Door. Behind the Green Door. There's only like 12 porn videos out there. Oh, okay. So she'll definitely find you. Thank you.

oh behind the green door behind the green door it's oh there's only there's only like 12 porn videos out there oh okay so she'll definitely find you and how do you find that one site with porn on just one just just one exactly that always amazes me with people it's like i unless unless you're a real porn hound we've had guys come back and say that they have found like older videos of mine on like, uh, X hamster, one of those, yeah, whatever that was. And I was like, wow, that was like a thousand years ago. So, I mean, if you're a real porn hound, you'll find people.

Oh, it depends on what you look for too. Yeah. I don't know. He even found like the old name I used to, too, which was really weird, you know? So I don't know how, because he was like, is this you? I'm like, yeah, but, man, that's, like, 10 years old. No, it's another 4'11 redhead woman that looks similar to me. Yeah, it was my doppelganger, gangle bobber. I thought you had shots ready to clear it up. Well, then I came back. Surgery? Next, get your doppelganger cut off? I got it cut off. But, yeah, so. I told you not to push when you shit. You'll get doppelgangers.

Doppelgangers, gangle bobbers, whatever. I don't know. Little boxing bag. Oh, that's awful. So if you're a porn hound, you'll find things. We've also had other guys that are definitely porn hounds and they found oh sure there's some real yeah they found videos that we had shot with them on other sites that they're pirating our our material our content so you know god bless you guys you porn hounds yeah and the sites that i had to go contact i'm having them removed and I'm like, how the fuck did you find this? It was so obscure. It was like fucking Rajesh's porn studio or something.

I was like, what the fuck says? Not for nothing, I've got the hottest videos. No, you don't, dude. They're not yours. They're not yours. Yeah. But, yeah, so the single man dynamic, again, getting back to the whole original concept, isn't just the married guy too. And we've touched on this before. I just had some more email from people that don't read the profile. Oh, my God. If you're a single man and you're looking to approach a woman and or a couple, make sure you read the profile. All right, when did this guy respond to you?

There's ones like, oh, I think we should meet and see where it goes. Where it goes. It's like, did you see anything about the video in there? Because then I'll respond to some of these guys like, you okay with signing the release? Release for what? If you read the profile, asshole, it says about shooting video and we distribute the videos and you'd have to sign a release. Oh, no, I can't do that. Well, you can't read either. Apparently, so shut the fuck up and get the fuck off, you know. Wasting my time. Stop wasting my time. Again, we've talked about this part. Rude motherfuckers.

Oh, I'll fuck your wife. I don't need someone to fuck my wife. Not a void there. We got that covered. We're good. We're good. You know what? We could shut this whole motherfucker down tomorrow and we will be fine. We don't need to. Well, you're part, right? Not me. Yeah. I mean, whatever. I still, I wouldn't have my fun with girls. You can have your fun with girls, whatever you want to do, babe. Okay. But yeah, I mean, if we wanted to. You mean we'd still say swinging, just not videotaping? Yeah. Or we could just shut down everything, swinging and everything. Oh, whoa.

How bite your tongue woman how dare how dare you see you made me hit the button don't make me hit that button what i'm saying is we don't need to do this and they're not doing us a favor oh my husband can't fuck me i need your dick fuck you i fuck her over every day there we go oh he fucks me good and hard boy donna the sink's full of dirty dishes I don't know. I don, boy. Donna, the sink's full of dirty dishes. Donna, I left big skid marks in the toilet. You need to clean them up. Yay. Actually, they're usually yours. Oh, there's transparency. Yep.

Now, this makes good podcast material right there. We're real people. What do you mean to tell you? And that's why single guys, again, we've talked about this briefly before. That's what gives them a bad name. Bad name. I mean, a lot of times some parties don't want single guys there. They're pushy. Yes. You're ignorant. Not all. I'm saying some. There are a lot of really great guys out there. Right. Don't be pushy. Don't be pushy. Yeah. Be respectful. Yeah. I mean, it's really pretty simple. But, you know, it's the few that ruin it for the many. Sure. You know, stop.

Don't misrepresent yourself. I mean, okay. We even had one guy he the picture he had on his profile was not him he got it off of god knows where wasn't even close wasn't yeah it wasn't even close we're like it was younger person in the pictures now the dude had a decent body on him he was in good shape he wasn't like you know it wasn't like it wasn't a fat fuck and then no it was fun to play with too. But it was like, why don't you just put your body in there? Just don't shoot your head. You're fine. There's nothing wrong with your body.

He's a professional and I guess, you know, everybody at his work has seen his cock. I'm sure. You know what? We even had one guy that was like, oh, can we put a bandaid over my birthmark? I'm like, dude, if somebody has seen. Well, you have to tell him where the birthmark was. It was like on his thigh. It was on the top of his thigh. On the front top of his thigh. It's like, dude, you know who he's worried about? He goes, I don't know whether he played golf or tennis or whatever, and his buddies, like when they go inside the clubhouse or whatever, and they shower.

I mean, it's like, well, what are you showering with these guys for? But anyway, hey, perish the thought if my buddies found out your buddies know you brag you call them up hey guess who guess who I was just with yeah finally I know you're getting that there yeah you're like well not just that one You used to have pussy juice on your beard and mustache and stuff, and you're like, hey, buddy, guess what? Guess who I just did? Well, you know, because... He's like, next one. Hey... Well, our buddy Stephen, too. I have to send him stuff. You sent him stuff? Stephen, you know.

For some reason, Stephen thinks he needs to, like, bow in front of me or something. Oh, my God. Stephen, you don't need to bow in front of me. No, you don't need to bow in front of me, no. You know, just a genuflex fine. But, yeah. Yeah, you're bragging about it. You're bragging about it. It's not so much the accomplishment of the quality that I get to have.

And again, this might also be a little bitch slap for the people that critique how i make fun of myself sometimes like okay dude i'm just making fun of myself relax you know get a sense of humor okay you can't make fun of yourself you shouldn't be making fun of anybody i mean i don't think i'm all that in a bag of chips and the pussy i get is way above my paper you know like know, like we've been talking about, we're going, we're going to a bondage party, the house party we had for your birthday. There's going to be like 10 couples there.

Well, counting us and there's going to be two single women. One of his Mickey is coming with us. So there's a chance. You're going to be eating a whole lot. I could be. I could be. Eating a whole lot of pussy. I could be doing a whole lot of stuff. A whole lot of stuff. Yeah, I could be. My tongue could come home and I could cast. Your tongue is going to be very, very busy. But, yeah, I know of three women that are possibly four. If there's a pussy I don't eat that night, it might be only yours. Oh, well, I'll look at mine later. That's fine. But I might sprain my tongue.

Been there, done that. That old tongue? Oh, that old pussy? But again, at that party, there's going to be nine cocks there for you, too. Holy shit. There's only, what, three? Three last time. Right. Yep.

So there's a bunch of them that we haven't met yet but we will well yeah so um yeah i think that's gonna be fun yeah okay i have to find something sexy to wear for a little bit it's all about impressions here it's like when you walk through the door your first impression is the only impression I think the only impression I'm going to get when I walk in that door is a couple of them coming up and jumping on top of me to kiss me and stuff I'd be like how's that tongue I think you need to come out with your tongue like in a little like a little tongue tongue cozy keeping it warm doing tongue ups but um I donnalyn.com and you can find all the places you can find Donna or pictures and videos and stuff like that.

You find this podcast. But if you're listening to it, you already know where to find the podcast. Obviously. If you want to email us and we are still having a contest. Oh, no one has written in yet. We have, well, we have a couple of winners, but you you know but that was from before uh we have like two um two winners uh steven yep and we're going to send some to uh logan and autumn yep um but um there's uh so we still have some spunk loop to give away. Okay, so. And these are the 8-ounce little bottles that we have? These are supposedly 8-ounce bottles, which is a lot.

You wouldn't think so, but yeah, it is. A little goes a long way. Let me just tell you that. Yep. You just can't, like, dump it out because you'll be slipping and sliding. Yeah, you will. So if you send us an email to hotwifepodcast at gmail.com, and I got something in my eye. Yeah, what are you doing over there? I don't know. I got something in my eye. It hurts. Don't rub it. I'm trying to get it out. There's something in there. Oh, my God. He's worse than a kid. Don't rub your... Don't rub your eye. You're going to scratch your corneas.

I don't know, it might just be an eyelash, but it feels like a goddamn log. Oh yeah, yeah. Okay, that's better. So, what can we make the question real quick? Oh, I... Let's make it something simple. Okay, send us the answer to what is two plus two? You might want to be a little more like, okay, whatever you want to do. Okay, so just send us an email to hotwifepodcast at gmail.com. What sound does a doggy make? Oh, no, that's a broad one. You could say bark, wolf, arg, whatever. Yeah, whatever. Two plus two is what? I'm not going to answer that because I don't want to give away the answer.

No, you don't have a calculator. I don't have enough fingers. Take your shoes off. You don't have enough toes. It's just awful, my God. Long division. Let me go get my scientific calculator. Call fucking NASA to see if I can tap into their computer we always had like a multiplication table but your daughter came to me I mean this is years ago they had a multiplication, I thought it was division lattice. No, it was a multiplication lattice. Oh, was it? Yeah. I was like, what the fuck is it? What, are they trying to grow plants? I was not going to tell you. Okay, I was not going to tell you.

So that's what we'll need to figure out this one. So anyway, hotwifepodcasts at gmail.com. What's the answer to two plus two? Oh, my God. You know nobody's listening to this, right? People listen, but they just don't interact, you know? That's fine. I don't care. I get it. They're listening. I appreciate you listening.

I just appreciate you listening all you gotta do is send us that email and then we're going to contact you get your address and have spunk loop send you a free eight ounce bottle yep it's you know it's a great product i'm telling you you're not gonna go wrong there um especially if you're doing a lot of anal i'm just saying i'm I'm just saying. Not that I always need lube for anal because my butt is just. Self-lubing. Something like that. Yeah, it does. We're turning on again. Yeah, Mickey made a comment about that.

She was, how does Donna just take it right in the ass with no lube or anything? I said, self-lubricating. If you get worked up. If I get worked up, that's one thing. And also, the guy is with, he's doing something really cool with spit, a lot of spit a lot of spit play. You know, he was, like, you know, spreading my ass cheeks and, like, really spitting to my ass. And spit really is not a bad lubricant. If you have a good saliva, like, I don't, I'm kind of a dry person. Sorry. I'm not as. I know. Just to fuck you.

I can't, I can't, I don't have enough saliva production to really get a good spit going. No, when you try to watch you spit on a guy's cock, it's just like, it's like, well, she's blowing air kisses. Well, sometimes I can get a long stringy one. It's like, oh, good, finally. Yeah, but anyway, so this Friday, you're going on a hot date. Yes. Uh-oh. Well, this Friday, you're going on a hot date. Yes. Uh-oh. This is something news that I haven't heard yet? No. It's like we've been shopping for a new car for me because mine's for a new guy. That's okay? We're going to do that Thursday, not Friday?

Yeah, we did it Friday. Thursday, I mean. It's kind of exciting getting a new car, but, you know, yes, I'm going on a hot date. Because you shot twice with this guy. Yes. He's really good. Really fun. Really nice. Easy to talk to guy. He's a professional. Yep. So he'll be fun. He's a very well-educated gentleman. And... We'll probably go up for, he says, are you okay with Italian food? I'm like, yeah. I mean, I don't... So he's taking to buy a slice of pizza? Probably. Okay. I'm good with that. Yeah, you know, elegance is... I'm all about elegance. Look at me.

Don't forget to put the napkin in the front of your shirt. There you go. Nothing says elegance like a napkin in the front of your shirt. Now, I guess you guys are coming back here. I would imagine. Okay. I'll find out more from him. Yeah, I guess you're going to need to. I guess so. All right. Well, then I'll have to, you know, go make myself scarce or something. Yeah, since this is not a shooting thing, so it just... No, it's just... Just for fun. Mm-hmm. That'll be fun.

Show a little appreciation for, you know, the inconvenience and sometimes the awkwardness that you have to go through with, if you're not used to being in front of camera, like, I'm so used to being in front of a camera. And he's not a, he's a very quiet, reserved individual. Mm-hmm. Like, getting him to speak up is just, like, a little bit. Well, when we sit and talk, he's fine. He's fine, but we put him... I wonder where, I mean, obviously he's not taking it to a pizzeria, but... You don't know that. It might be a fancy pizzeria. Might be. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know.

I have no idea where he plans on taking you. Or you have to figure out what time he's picking you up. 6 30 oh okay i i have not been privy to the i'm sorry i was not being transparent enough for you no sorry should i send you a little email a little memo that's fine that's cool that's cool you know well i might have to go hang out the cigar shop or something for a little bit sure whatever yeah whatever. Yeah. Well, I could just actually come down here. Yeah. Whatever you want to do, dear. Whatever you want to do. Should we send you pictures and FaceTime nonsense?

No, he's got problems with that. Okay. He is a little camera shy. Just a little bit. Not too bad. He's getting better. He's getting better, yeah. Some people, you can groom them into getting used to the camera. It is I don't know. Yeah, on and off, though. But still, I'm not camera shy at all because I'm behind the camera. Well, there you go. So my performance behind the camera, flawless. Oh, flawless. Fucking, I can come on cue. Yes, you can. And all the other letters on my keyboard. You're just that good, babe. I have it wrapped in cellophane, so I don't ruin any more keyboards.

Good for you. You learned you learned it took me a few i have to do something with this mixing board so i don't ruin that oh yeah i can't we can't we can't get them out all gooped up it'll be fine it'll be a good time so we'll have this great party which i i'm really looking forward to because these are really good people so this will be a really fun party. Okay, we're back to the party. Yeah, yeah. We're still on the hot date. Yeah, well, the hot date is one. That's going to be a good, fun thing. But this party is going to be another, especially dragging Mickey along with us. Oh, my God.

Now, do you think it's going to be – What? Well, Mickey is not into the BDSM world no more than I am. It doesn't need to be. No, but it's going to be exposed. But in some ways, she is. Like, she enjoys a little roughness, like her hair being pulled and stuff like that. I don't know. It doesn't need to be. No, but it's going to be exposed. But in some ways, she is. Like, she enjoys a little roughness, like her hair being pulled and stuff like that. Yeah. Like, I was talking to her about that. We haven't really talked about my birthday thing much. I think she just wants to forget that.

No, she doesn't want to forget it. That didn't happen. No, no. Too much whiskey. Well, she regrets that part but no we think we both do no i no our conversation is that as much as she doesn't want to play with friends i don't think she's ruled out i think she's kind of like yeah it's gonna happen again well here's the thing if she if she plays with you you're totally safe. You're not going to be stalking her. You're not going to be. She's had guys, like one guy who was her friend that she did play with, like the next day is like, hey, can we go out tomorrow? Hey, what's the, you know.

All of a sudden he's up her ass. Yeah, you're not going to be like that. Hey, the opportunity happens to come about and it's, you know, all of the planets align or whatever it takes and it happens fine. If it doesn't happen, it doesn't happen. It's not a big deal. Well, I told her about the concept of you babysitting your kids while I heard her and I go on a hot date and she goes, that's kind of hot. Yeah, I could do that. I said, Donald's going on plenty of hot dates, you know, I haven't had any. No, you haven't. No. Of course, I never had to babysit kids. I guess I'll be okay.

No, they're old enough to babysit themselves. You just got to be there. God forbid something happened. Yeah, absolutely. You know, I'm not going to come there and find you, like, duct taped to a chair or something and set you on fire or whatever. I mean, I have to pay them a lot of money for that. Yeah, a whole lot of money. I think those kids are probably big enough now that they probably, they're bigger than me.

me yeah i mean mickey's on vacation right now but she i think she's coming home wednesday i think who knows i might be able to have a hot date friday night too oh there you go then i can't babysit well no she might not need to who knows there's some anyway i won't get into it but sometimes her kids have a different thing they do on friday night okay i don't want to get into Yeah, so there was...

to who knows there's some anyway i won't get into it but sometimes her kids have a different thing they do on friday night okay i don't want to get into yeah so they'll be they'll be doing their different they could be doing their other you know activities yes okay that's good so we'll see hey who knows whatever her husband i haven't talked to her about it because the the hot day thing just happened arranged uh friday night just so yeah just a few yeah just a few days ago sure Here we go. I haven't talked to her about it because the hot date thing just happened arranged Friday night.

Yeah, just a few days ago. Sure. But anyway, yeah, no, the hot date thing will be fun. Yeah. You know, and I think you might get a better performance. Don't we use that word? Yeah, of him sure you know again having cameras lights and the husband watching you essentially i mean i'm not like i'm sitting there like staring at him i mean i am looking at what the cameras are seeing yeah baby that's hard i'm in the same room and you know i'm looking the monitor of what the cameras are shooting. Yeah, depending. If you're in the bedroom, you're in that little nook, which is kind of nice.

You're kind of off to the side. Yeah, but he still knows I'm right there. Now, he's got to be comfortable enough. He knows I'm like being weird. Am I sitting there jerking off or whatever? Oh, God, that's just so good. Am I dropping my camera in the hot tub or anything i guess it's because i'm so used to you and i being together on these kind of things i'm like what do other couples do like there's another another couple when they bring in a single man well a lot of times it's the it's a threesome then ah okay or I mean, it depends on what they're into.

If they're into cuckolding, that's a whole other show we should cover is cuckolding. If they're into cuckolding, you know, then there's some possible humiliation involved. There's whatever, you know. Oh, yeah. The sky's the limit. There's so many different variations of being cuckold. It goes from just... Well, we'll get... That's a whole other show. Let's not get into that now, okay? Yeah, but there's a whole... That's a whole other show. I'm going to write that here on my calendar if I find a fucking pen. In the drawer, there's a pen. Yeah, okay. Right hand side. I got...

I don't need to go in the drawer. I got one right here on my clean desk. My desk is a fine, organized machine. Mess. Okay. Mess, that's what it is. There it is, right there. There you go. But, you know, it depends. I mean, you know, yeah, I don't know. Not that I was going to join in or anything, because I don't want to be on camera. But, you know, we've met guys who are all about doing a threesome and there's some guys like, nope, just me. Yeah. Yeah. It depends on who you're talking to, what their comfort level is. Yeah.

I, I would love to, you know, get into doing more threesomes, but getting two guys that are comfortable with each other and me is like, it's. And you have a couple of guys that are not only comfortable with that, but me is like, it's... And you have a couple guys that are not only comfortable with that, but they're also like, he's hot. Yeah. We haven't heard from the one guy in a while. No. Hey, you know what? Yeah, whatever. I don't care. Yeah, whatever. I mean, again, that's what I was getting into too. We talked about a brief earlier in the show. Okay, what's that?

How, maybe we didn't, I wanted to, because we talked about earlier today what I was getting into, too. We talked about a brief earlier in the show. Okay, what's that? How, maybe we didn't. I wanted to. Because we talked about it earlier today. I'll put it that way. That we found a lot of times, like, once you meet somebody and you play with them a half dozen times, it tapers off. Yeah.

Because all of a sudden, it's like being in a relationship relationship it's not as exciting anymore it's becomes old hat i mean and that's one of the things in all honesty with swinging that makes it erotic is that you get to have something different you have a different meal every day well it's like those big assorted boxes of candy you know you don't know know. You pick a guy or you pick a piece of candy out, and if you don't read the lid on the fucking candy, you don't know what you're getting. You've got to poke them all and find the one you like. There you go, so to speak.

In your cases, let them poke you. There you go, find the one you like. Find the one you like. And even then, the guy poking you is going to sit there and go, hey, it was fun and everything. But it's like, okay, it's starting to be the same. Okay, I've done that. I'll go back. Okay, I don't need to see that person every two weeks. Yeah, I can go maybe back every three months. Sure. But in the meantime, I'm going to go poke this one. Yep. You know? And that's kind of what I'm trying to convey to Mickey. She thinks she's going to get a stable of like four guys that are going to be regulars.

And it's like that's not how it works it doesn't seem to we've had a lot of guys no matter how beautiful and how great you might be and everything else at some point guys are like okay I've done that I've that note that notch is well into my bed post let's get another one yeah you know i only get one for that person not how many times i got laid i just get one for that person so that's that's one of the things of swinging you know that's that's definitely um yeah the swinging world to some degree there's we have seen couples that actually have relationships within their couples group and they play on a regular base and they they have Thank you.

We have seen couples that actually have relationships within their couples group and they play on a regular basis and they, they have social time. I mean, they, they have a bond, a real bond and they don't play all the time. They, you know, they hang out, they have barbecues, they, you know, go to their kids, you know, whatever, you know, recitals or whatever. And they have an actual bond that's there and they play whenever. Bushmill. There you go, babe. Which I kind of, I think that's pretty cool. Yeah. You know, that's pretty cool. Yeah.

Well, we won't have that same availability with Mickey because of her husband. Right. I mean, I'm sure her husband would probably wouldn't mind touching you. Just not the same in return. Okay, let me say this way. If some of those things, and we won't get into it. Yeah. If some of those things about him got cleaned up. Yeah, got corrected. Yeah. Would you play with him? Sure. I like big burly guys. He's a big burly guy. Okay. I've always been attracted to big burly guys. Hence you. Okay. He's kind of, it's not a. I just had to quick do a little visual comparison to me and him.

He's probably bigger than you. He's dropped some weight. Okay. Yeah, no, but he's, I think he's broader than I am. And I'm broad. You're broad. He's even broader than you. So, yeah, one picture they had with him. Yeah, he and I would be the front line of the football team. Yeah, truly. Yeah. And he's in the snow and he's got the new goatee I'm like who's that and you're like oh that's Mickey's husband I was like what what he actually looks good what the fuck I don't know I don't know again he entertained her for a lot of Yeah, for sure.

But just that, you know, he's got to clean up a few things. Yeah, that's true. But yeah, these people that have, like the couples really hit it off. And I still think, and I could be wrong with this, and we kind of migrated to a different topic here, that when couples get along so well, I still think, and I could be 110% wrong, and I usually am, that there's still one component of that is the part to keep that relationship strong, and the other ones do it to take it for the team. Oh, you think? From what I witnessed, like the couple hosting this party. The husband is the dominant one.

Oh, he's absolutely the dominant one. And I think it's a matter of what does he want. So... So you think his wife kind of... The one couple that the last woman I played with, he was like, you couldn't see it because you were blindfolded. He was all about her. He was he paid her attention over his wife and especially over the other woman. Everyone overpassed that other woman. OK, that's why I gave that other woman attention. She seemed real nice. No, she was fine. Huge boobs. Oh, my God. Got those big meaty boobs in my face. Yeah, you did. With those big fucking piercings in her. Oh, my God.

Fucking pull-up rings, man. Fucking do pull-ups. And she's a larger woman. Not offensive large, but she's larger. Yeah, she's definitely a curvy girl. Yeah, she's not necessarily BBW, but not far. She could definitely be BBW. Yeah, she'd be BB, but not like... Not disgusting, slovenly BBW. Facially, she's gorgeous. She's got some fluff on her. And you have these gigantic boobs. You're going to have fluff. And a very sweet pussy. There you go.

But anyway, during that time, when you were blindfolded and being paid attention to, when he wasn't paying attention to you, he was all over that other woman. Oh, the other girl. Yeah.

And you could see you could see I could see that there was a definite fascination with him with her and she was reciprocal to it okay and I think that was one of her apprehensions with playing with me it's like well you know I have my husband and i have him right you know who are you you're not wearing leather with your dick hanging out as so many of the guys were the three other gentlemen there were yes i was not i was fully dressed um i don't own anything leather other than work gloves and shoes oh and nothing else Don't wear anything else.

When I'm using, when I'm wearing my leather boots, work boots and my leather gloves, that's when you get the hottest for me. Oh, it is the hottest. Look at him. He's, he's building decks. He's got the biggest deck, baby. Take down that tree, baby. Anyway.

Yeah, we have our own warp sense of er warp senses so using that as my basis for what i was saying about when you have two couples that are best friends right okay i generally think i'm not i'm not saying they all four of them don't get along right but i think a lot of that is based on the fact that one member of each relationship has a little more fondness for each other than, let's say, the other two. Like we talked about the dynamics of two couples. It's the same thing. Two of them are saying, hey, they're fun. I have no problem playing with XYZ and everything else.

But, you know, I mean, I know my wife really enjoys him. I mean, I don't mind playing with her. But, you know i mean i know my wife really enjoys him right man i don't mind playing with her but yeah i know someone my wife really enjoys playing with him so it's kind of that like i i win also but she's winning even more and you know and that's my you're kind of taking one for the team but it's okay. Again, when you get so involved in that stuff that I'm sitting back and I can see the dynamics and again a lot easier for me to say, a people watcher.

So yeah, I see that being because we've seen other groups that the couples are best friends. There's a couple we used to share the studio with as an example and they were good friends with that other couple I'll see you next time.

groups that the couples are best friends right you know there's a couple we used to share the studio with as an example and they were good friends with that other couple um and it worked out because the girl the wife of who shared the studio with she loved big cock right right and other couple the husband had a big cock but he was kind of remotely interested right but the husband of the couple that we shared the studio with was totally enamored with his wife. So there you go. So I'm just saying, there are just two examples I'm talking about.

Yeah, it's a whole different dynamic when it comes to couples. Yeah, but so anyway. Yeah, so the party on the 29th, and we'll record the podcast on the 30th. The aftermath. There are 30 days in April, right? 30 days after September, April, June, yes. Okay. April, June, and November. So we'll record it. It'll go out on May 1st, I guess it will be. Wow. But, yeah. And maybe we'll get Mickey on the show, too, so she can tell about what she witnessed. Oh, we've got to do that. What she witnessed and, hopefully, God willing, experienced. Yeah. Are you kidding me?

They're going to be like, she's going to be like fresh meat in a lion's pit, you know? No, they're real respectful. They are, but you know they'll be like looking and going, yeah, man, I can't wait to get my claws into her, boy. Well, depends. This is what we're going to do. They are, but you know they'll be like looking and going, yeah, man, I can't wait to get my claws into her, boy. Well. Depends. You know. What they want, they want to do that for you for how many years? Oh, right, yeah, years.

You know, and, you know, it depends on what she sees as far as what they're doing, whether she wants that done to her or not. Exactly. Worst case scenario, I'm with her. Yeah, that's a poor thing. And I'll ruin some of their furniture. Bring a drop cloth. Just saying. If I get her to let me, if she's sober and I get to do it to her, oh, I'm going to drain every goddamn drop out of her. Bring a drop cloth. Fuck yeah. She won't be sober. She'll be drinking something. Come on. Yeah, but she won't be drunk like she was. Oh, yeah. We were so drunk. So anyway, back to the single guy thing. Yeah.

Phew. Yeah. Took the long way around the block. Well, and we also... The hot wife thing. So next week's show, we'll be talking about your hot wife. Experience, yeah. Yeah, your date. Hot date. Hot date, yeah. And... That'd be fun. Yeah. Thank you. We'll be talking about your hot wife. Experience, yeah. Yeah, your date. Hot date. Hot date, yeah. That'd be fun. Yeah, it's always fun. It is. Then after he leaves or drops you off or whatever, we go and play and you tell me what kind of fun you had. Yeah. I mean, I know he loves fucking your ass. Does he?

Friday night, first place he put his dick, besides your mouth, was right in your ass. It's only because of the height difference. Only because? No, it's only because of the height difference. When he was doing me dogging, my ass was, it was the upper hole when he was, he's a little taller.

I guarantee you, you give a guy an option of pussy or asshole, and a half out of ten times the guy's going right for the ass because they want what they generally can't get elsewhere yeah you know other places not that much difference there's not me there's not that much difference okay you're through menopause so it's not a difference for Right. But someone younger than you that can still get pregnant. Anal's a good alternative. Yeah. You're not worried about her calling you in a month and going, we have to talk. Like, hey, Dad. Do you still create Father's Day? Because you're going to start.

Well, not that that would necessarily happen to everybody, but, you know, I mean, there are people. So, just saying. But anyway, yeah. So, we're almost into an hour. Okay. So, sum it up. How am I supposed to sum it up? Okay, single guys, be respectful. If you're trying to pick a single guy. Oh, you're trying to pick a single guy. Screen them. Okay, what's your advice to people looking for a single guy? Okay, if you're looking for a single guy, be aware that maybe everything isn't as it seems. There might be some underlying things that they're not telling you. Be aware of those things.

And if you're not okay with that, put it on the table. Say, okay, are you married or are you not? If this is something that really is going to be a deal breaker, then you need transparency. Transparency is really important. And if it's really not, but you're not, thrilled with it, then you can go either way with it. You know, they seem like, you know, a decent guy where they're just being kind of a douche to their wife or whatever their situation is that we don't know about, you know, whatever. Depends what you're looking to do.

You just want to fuck the guy, then you don't want to worry about it. If you're looking to have something maybe ongoing, then it might be something to worry about. Exactly. So now, if you're a single guy looking to meet people, your advice? Oh, well, we've went over this before. If you're on a website, read the couple's profile. There might be things in there that you need to know about. You know, there are little things that couples are like, we're only looking for this type of guy. You may or may not fit that criteria. Be respectful. That's the biggest thing. Yep. Respect. Exactly.

Someone else is going to share their most precious thing with you. Yeah, don't think that you're doing them a favor because you're not. Even if you're trying to write to what is hopefully a single woman, you'll get more miles out of respect. Not like, hey, baby, I've got a big cock. I'll fuck you. Oh, God. I mean, I send Donna that email every day. I don't get any response she's blocked me what the hell is that Jesus Christ we're 70 feet from the road anyway, be respectful, no matter what. In life, be respectful, plain and simple. It's a problem we're not being respectful anymore. But, yeah.

And, you know, just know this Friday night, somewhere around probably 8 o'clock. I'll be getting the bottom knocked out of me. Don will be bottom, top, side, front. She'll be out at dinner with some guy. He is single. We know that. He's divorced. And, you know. There you go. I'll be getting my freak on. There you go. Or whatever it is. Yeah. She'll be becoming a Boston Cream Donut. She'll be cream filled. Okay, I'm good with that. I don't have a problem with that at all. So, yeah, who knows? You might be able to go a couple of times. Holy cow, I don't know. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

You never know with these guys. No, no. I think when he doesn't have the pressure of the lights and everything else, you know. So, but anyway. All right. Well, again, I want to thank everyone for listening. Yeah, thanks, everyone. And it is Easter today. So I want to say happy Easter if you celebrate that or Passover for the Jewish community and whatever else you might celebrate. Yeah, I don't even know anymore. I'm going to pretend. I'm like, Festivus for the rest of us. Oh, no, that's actually Festivus. Kwanzaa kin or something like that. We don't even know. Whatever, yeah.

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