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Shot a custom video yesterday. It really turned me on since I have been so busy working my day job I forgot about how much I love cock! We ramble on about a few other things, we were just having fun.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/hot-wife-podcast-and-the-swinger-lifestyle--5343522/support. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my hot wife podcast. Well, hello, everybody.
This is Donna Lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast i'm here once again with my wonderful husband vince seems like i haven't said that in a while luckily we had a show we had recorded um prior just to keep it for emergencies and last week was one of those emergencies so yeah i ended up having to work a lot and it was just a clusterfuck across the board a clusterfuck yeah well luckily um as of tomorrow your workload is lightened up drastically yay so we're going to see some more of you in various positions i'm hoping i feel like i've been out of the saddle so to speak until yeah it's really except for what what went on yesterday yeah it's been two three weeks easy um no no no um two weeks no the weekend before we had the older gentleman come over remember yeah that was just this past weekend no no no no yeah you've lost track hate to tell you honey oh what that was that one was almost three weeks ago no two weeks ago was the gentleman we did the audition video with yes i just got the package from him he literally just dropped it off like two days ago that i'm thinking the uh virgin black guy oh no no no no just a white guy actually i forgot about uh-huh your ex-father-in-law my ex-father so but so this show is going to be more about the uh custom videos i get to make which is well and more importantly the one that uh last night was a little surprise last night in a way we were anticipating one other gentleman oh yeah and he fell through he fell through and just so happened this other gentleman contacted us and he said yeah and which we haven't seen in weeks three months months it's been three four months easily yeah kind of ruled him off his yeah because he said he had a girlfriend yeah and i'm not pursuing it yeah and i'm like i'm not gonna you know homewrecker yeah i'm not going to be a homewrecker so cheat on me but not you know it's not cheating if you set it up okay know about it consent to it details details you set the guy up to come over and fuck me oh it's not cheating i'm sure in your mind it mind.
It's not cheating. If I jump off the bridge, you're going to follow me? No. If I push you off the bridge, you're going to fall? Yes. Oh, okay, never mind. In that aspect, yes. So it really worked out well, and this was kind of a happy coincidence. And again, I think you might have forgotten what he had. Yeah, I did, actually.
I was was like i don't remember his dick being that big i was like oh i'm well the i should back up a little bit and say what the video is supposed to be about it was just um no second but this was pretty straightforward no second fuck it was just a blowjob video with a nice sloppy you know he wants me spitting on the cock and you know rubbing it and smearing it all over my face and a nice facial where i smear that all over my face too it was very straightforward it was a very messy very messy blowjob from start to finish spitting oh yeah slobber slobbery and then facial and rubbing the facial in it was a nice facial too I was like but I don't remember his cock being so big you had a quick reminder I was like I was talking and I was like holy shit it's getting bigger and bigger in my mouth I, I'm gagging here.
I don't remember him being that big. Well, yeah, I didn't either. Holy cow. But I don't tend to memorize guys' dicks. Oops, sorry, Lice. Sorry.
But one of the things I could tell that I found interesting, I guess I'll word it that way, was I could tell both of you wanted to like we wanted to do other things too because I was like oh I just want to fuck you so bad he's like I just want to fuck you too and it's like we can't this is a blow job we can't and unfortunately yeah you had to stick to this I had to stick to this good and we've had some scripts that this was an easy script believing not a whole lot going on there the guy wanted me to wear heels the premises is like i'm cheating on my husband because he's away so we had to make reference to that um but that was easy i mean we had some that they they had actual two minutes you do this and three minutes one minute you do this and we had some very unusual that's fine i mean people want what they want and now exactly i'm there and they're paying very nicely for it and i'm there to help them as long as it's not outside of my comfort comfort zone comfort zone i mean i'll do some things i'm kind of like ah that's a little weird or like when you have the pantomime thing i'm kind of pantomime yeah yeah pantomime yeah yeah that doesn't translate on radio but yeah marcel marcel no no remember i had to do the one like i i was the grandma and i was oh yeah pretend you're stroking something off there was no one there and there's no one there so that was kind of weird and then the breeding one that was weird too i had to i had to pretend like i was talking to this gentleman and use his name and Thank you.
And then the breeding one, that was weird, too. I had to pretend like I was talking to this gentleman and use his name and get grandma pregnant and all this kind of stuff. We'll get back to the video that we shot. So this, in contrast. I can see because during normal play, when you're normally playing, you're sucking a guy's dick.
you you know start to finger yourself right you're getting wet and everything else and i was last night i saw you start to figure it's like well that's for nothing oh yeah it is but i do it anyway yeah i'm sure it felt good yeah i mean that's why i do it because it's like you know i need need more i need more i'm having fun sucking what's my inspiration yeah yeah what's my inspiration line he'd take his dick out of your mouth out of my mouth line please just suck his dick what's my motivation what's my motivation here to make him come oh yeah in what way do i want to make him come so yeah and and it was a lot longer than i anticipated too well yeah you know well again we had him holding the camera yeah and he said it's kind of distracting yeah so yeah you want to you want to be focusing on how good it feels not on like oh my god i gotta keep her face in the camera i want to put the camera down and just you enjoy grab the back of her fucking head yeah that's true note to self maybe we'll next time we'll just yeah we'll just mount it on the camera like we did towards the end of the video because i realized that was impeding his uh progress yeah so but uh yeah no i could see yeah if i had a dollar for every time you mentioned like oh my god your cock is so big oh my god it was it was like stretching my freaking mouth out i was like wow i just i just didn't remember it i guess because it's been a few months and i just i just didn't remember so many cocks all the time you know that's.
Just can't do a video without the dogs barking, can we? Sorry about that. It's all right. And it's probably Amazon or somebody's. No, not this late, no. No, I guess not. No. They heard the neighbor's dog bark or something. Who knows? Who knows? But anyway, so it's, yeah, it went well. He enjoyed it.
Oh, yeah, it was enjoyed it oh yeah he was on a time limit because the girl he's starting to date i wouldn't say he's dating her it sounds like they're still kind of like trying to feel where things are going yeah he was very not very evasive about that you know he told me he's like that you know like but they're kind of of not in a committed yet right and uh he had to uh he had told her he'd be home at a certain time right so he had to like basically come and run so which was fine we didn't that's fine yeah so i can't stay in chat i have a you know this girl waiting for me i'm like oh it's fine so i'm guessing that they don't have a sexual relationship i don't i don't know i don't i don't even know how to i don't even know how to respond to that like i i i guess i don't i don't know yeah i guess not because i i don't know it's like wait wait you came here and i i blew you came all over my face and then you're going to go to her are you going to have more sex is that in the i don't know i don't remember if he has that in him because there's guys we know that oh they go two times or more and then there's guys at one time and they're one and done yeah depending on age and this not criticizing any of them you can only do what your body can do but i did find out funny that he'd like had to sneak over here so i could blow him and use him well and the odd part is that it's like not only sneak over to technically cheat on this girl but he's doing it with a married woman in front of her husband so it's just like a whole lot of like I guess this other girl is not in the lifestyle oh well she would have come over with him i would have guessed no this is just a vanilla girl yeah i wouldn't think she's in the lifestyle or he would have said hey i'm going over here and i'm gonna you know if you don't mind i'm just gonna get a quick job have said, hey, can I bring her over?
And how about the two of you suck my dick? You know. Yeah. There was enough dick there for both of you. Yeah, there's absolutely enough dick for two people. I was holding it with like both my hands and there was still a dick sticking out of it. I was like this. Well, yeah, you couldn't get, your fingers couldn't touch. Not really. It was very was very girthy. Very girthy. It wasn't excessively long, but more girthy. Yeah. It was still long, longer than I am. I'm not, you know. He's still long, but he has either more girth than length. Yeah, he played hell with the sides. So. Yep.
I have stretch marks around my mouth, I think. So last weekend, unfortunately, you had to work. Yes, I missed out on a lot of fun or whatever you guys were doing. Well, you'll have to tell that story because I wasn't even here for it. Yeah, it was limited fun, I'll put it that way. Okay. We have recently met another hot wife. Mm-hmm. Hot wife, Melissa. Right. She'll be posting videos soon. Last Sunday, unfortunately, Donna had to work. I know, I'm such a party pooper that way. So it was basically her first time in front of the camera.
uh you know it was obvious it's her first time right right very sexual woman yes very tell me something holy cow very attractive woman um she is a a woman who's had children right so she has a small amount of fluff to I'll put it that way. Doesn't make her any less attractive. All natural tits, you know. That's what you're saying. And she likes big cocks. And she cannot lie. So she's definitely a size queen. Ooh, that's one thing. I am not a size queen. Yeah. My pussy's so tight. It's like borderline like what it was when I was a virgin, you know?
There are guys like, man, my pussy's so freaking tight. Yeah, well, no. I'm going to come. She's not that tight. I'm not saying anything negative. Well, she had kids. But apparently she can do fisting, large toy insertion, and she can even do sometimes anal fisting. That's not even going to happen with me. I'm sorry. Well, a G.I. Joe fist, maybe. Yeah, that's about it. A little one. But she's supposed to be coming by again this Sunday. Okay. And we're going to see about shooting some more video.
You mean we're going to have to probably shoot some of you in front of her so she can kind of see how it's done right you know she's especially like the solo stuff she was a little she doesn't have to masturbate she gets a lot of dick so she doesn't have to masturbate so she doesn't and when she does she's home and her kids are near yeah so she can and scream and hang out from the ceiling. That's why we love this house even more. We're empty nesters and let's keep it that way. Oh, fuck yeah. It's like the house is, well, it's not perfect. Except for the goddamn dogs. Oh, the dogs.
Yeah, the dogs are paying the ass. But it's like, you want to fuck up on the kitchen table? By all means, we can do that. Or on the island.
Just put the dogs in the basement so they're not smelling someone's ass yeah that's but i mean we have that ability you know we could we fucked down there by the pool and since you built the uh the pergola is a word that means square gazebo but it's a pergola square gazebo anyway go ahead but i mean we fucked down there we fucked on the the pool, pool you know there's locked in the pool in the pool on the uh veranda we're on the deck the veranda is a porch that is enclosed on two sides is that what that well something like that what's what's it has a roof or something like that it's all it is is a little porch we just use that term for a small section of the deck that didn't finish building it we're actually rebuilding it's already there just rebuilding it so but we just makes us feel rich we're not we're not we even fucked on the lower deck yeah this house is nothing but steps and decks and steps and decks our house is built into a hill so if you don't have a deck, you have no place to...
You're going to roll down the hill. Yeah. So we have fucked several times blowjobs and whatever on the lower deck, the upper deck, which is where the veranda is. Again, around the pool. Driveways or anything that's sacred right now. Okay, what don't I know?
Let me check my ring camera footage hold on what could we do with that yeah you know the back of my truck back in your truck yeah i keep um it can't be this year it's too late i keep looking at my daylily hill like when they're all in bloom i think it'd be really cool to do a masturbation thing like in sitting inily hill, like when they're all in bloom, I think it'd be really cool to do a masturbation thing, like sitting in the hill. Oh, okay. Like when they're all in bloom. Yeah. Because I weed that. The flowers might hide what you're trying to show. Possibly. That might be kind of the...
Okay. Maybe like a photo shoot. A little artistic masturbation. Yeah, because they look so pretty but now i just don't want to show my i just don't want to show my day lillies it's a dailies i do want to show i don't care about my pussy i want to show the day everybody's seen your pussy yeah exactly nobody's seen the day lillies that's next year it's too late in the season they've all died back except for a couple of late bloomers yeah so there's a good chance that um hot wife michelle You're welcome. It's too late in the season. They've all died back, except for a couple of late bloomers.
Yeah. So there's a good chance that Hot Wife Michelle, not Michelle, sorry, Melissa. I keep wanting to call her, and Michelle is not even her real name. Yeah. That Hot Wife Melissa might be bringing one of her playmates. Oh, yeah. Apparently he's a very well-built well-hung um latino that sounds fun yeah could be and then also that we're recording this today is the uh second second of august yeah i know this saturday oh boy somebody's birthday i don't whose that would be. Yeah, somebody who's going to be 62 with a name of Donna Lynn. Yeah. 62. Hard to believe. Wow.
But we're not really doing a whole lot for my birthday on that day because guess what? I have to work. So. Next Sunday.ay the 14th 14th i get to actually celebrate my birthday now you plan this whole thing you sir you can elaborate what's going on we've talked about in the past your little but we we mentioned this before yeah like we mentioned this before ste Steve had even said, wow, he says, that sounds hot. So the plans are confirmed. Okay. That we're going to your BDSM master, so to speak. Right. And he is going to have not only his wife join him. Right.
But he's going to have three other doms and their wives join them. didn't think he was going to be able to get three you're going to be blindfolded right and and whatever care of i don't know how else to word it and and um so you're going to be controlled fucked sucked and you won't know because you're gonna be blindfoldeded the whole time. Yep, I won't know who these people are. Nope. And if I have my way, they will leave, and you still won't know who they were. That's why I see the video. Well, I'll edit the video so you can't see the face. Oh, he's so mean to me.
That's okay, I don't need to know. It's more rock than me. Chances are you're going to have to see him because chances are I've got to have everyone sign releases anyway. Yeah, so this will definitely be up on many vids and the other platforms too, depending on what happens. Yeah, so we're going to be doing that. Holy shit. So next Sunday, you'll be, you know, I think... I'm a little excited, but I'm also a little scared. I think you're going to have a little bit of cum dripping out of every warehouse. I'm thinking so. You might want to put earplugs in, that's all I'm saying. Not a bad idea.
Well, the last time I was there, it was really good. I felt like I got a lot of attention. It was very nice. Well, you were the only one there. Well, him and his wife. Well, him and his wife, yeah. So that was really nice. And it kind of broke the ice for you. Yeah, yeah, so I can get into that. So, you know, I'll make sure I remind him that, you know, you liked your feet being flogged and you liked being flogged and, you so. I don't know what that was, man. When you started flogging my feet, I was like, oh, my God. Well, that's the new thing, too.
We've discovered that, like, when I'm licking your pussy, I just reach down. I've always, like, had my feet, you know. Yeah, but I never really, I mean. You've never given it any attention, I know. I never thought about it. You didn't say anything. I didn't think it was that erogenous to me.
I didn't think it was an erogenous zone and so he flogged him i was like holy my eyes like rolled in the back of my head you know yeah because when i lightly rub your feet while i'm licking your pussy you purr oh yeah i do so there's a little note for you guys try that while you're going down on your significant other male or female, who am I to judge lightly rubbing your feet don't rub mine mine are super ticklish it would just ruin everything yeah so like you're like leaning over like between my legs licking me but you also have my feet maybe it helps that you have short legs though yeah maybe it does because you have longer arms but i know like i've done it in the past like while we're making love like if i'm on top right i'll sit upright and i would lick the bottom of your feet and stuff yeah you know i i think i could probably just come with somebody licking my feet or just rubbing your feet rubbing licking like like taking their fingers or their tongue between my toes and I don't know what it is but I find that very soothing and erotic and I don't know so you could you masturbate using one of those foot massages like I have that vibrating one my feet it might not be enough well if you were masturbating with a vibrator on your pussy oh yeah or feet oh that would be I don't know.
See, my feet are not... Conducent to rubbing. Yeah, he doesn't like cutting. No, I don't like my feet touched at all. I'm sorry, don't. I'm super ticklish. I don't know what to tell you. Super weird. How many people want to touch a nine-toed sloth? Yes, you are that. You know? The one that's missing the toe isn't looking so bad anymore. It's still not attractive. It's better. Men's feet in general aren't attractive. I don't know. But there are some people that think all feet are unattractive. And I'm like, that's not even true. I mean, if you take care of them and they're not all nasty.
I'm not a foot person in general. I mean, there's people's feet that I can say a woman's foot. They're attractive. Oh, that looks nice, yeah. I'm not really a foot person either. No, they are. No, I'm not like that either, but I can. Same as I can enjoy a woman's feet and a really nice pair of heels. Oh, absolutely. You know? That's a no-brainer. I can enjoy that.
But again, for me, it's not an erogenous thing erotic thing whatever erotic erogenous it's not you know it's not it doesn't that's sexually whatever it's not getting me there i mean like there's plenty of foot fetish people that they i mean yeah obviously they just like to see pictures and videos of a woman's feet and rubbing them the feet and whatever and that's fine i think it has a place yeah i'm just saying not my place not that it offends me or grosses me out it just doesn't get you off doesn't stimulate me at all no no i'm not saying again i'm not visually i don't find it stimulating when it's done to me my feet are being rubbed yes it is in that case stimulating sure i can see that so or i can look at somebody's feet and say oh there's a nice feet or nice legs or nice i can appreciate it but i'm not going to be getting wet over one set of heels you used to have that had that thick ankle strap.
Oh, yeah. I found them very attractive. Yep. It stops that. Yeah. That's it. Oh, they're nice. Okay, move on. They look great. They look good while you're wearing them, like walking. They look good while you had them in the air when you're getting fucked. I'd get another pair of them. Yeah. If I could find them. Well, now your feet are, you don't have to modify your shoes anymore. Yeah, it's pretty cool. So, but yeah, it's, again, people that are into that. I mean, I would love to know what do they find erotic about that. You can email us at hotwhitepodcast.
Let us know what the deal is seriously and also don't forget to check out hotwife donaldin dot com dot com that's where all the the podcast I'm thinking I knew one of them was online but the podcast is at hotwifepodcast dot online dot online yes that's the weird one that's the one I'm never quite sure i had a brain fart on that sorry that's okay but you're better than that i am so so hey and we didn't talk about the dress you're wearing oh yes actually i even had pictures of this up on instagram gilligan shirt no it's where's waldo kind of like where's waldo uh a fan bought this for me, unprovoked.
I don't even remember this being on my Amazon wish list. Yeah. He might have been able to just pick something to buy you and just send it to you. I don't know. So I'm wearing it. It's very sexy. I put it up on Instagram, too. He also bought you a bra and panty set. A purple bra and panty set. Which you're not wearing. No. No, because I'm just wearing it. Nope, no bra. Nope. No panties. Nope, just... Just cooter. Just saying. Next week. Next week I'll wear them. I like this. I like this a lot. His name is what, Carlos? Carlo. Carlo. So, thank you, Carlo. Thank you, Carlo.
And I already reached out to him several times and sent him pictures and put up on Instagram and gave him a little kudos. I buy you shit. I don't get any of that. Do you want me to... You know what I get? I get what to spend the money for. Yeah, I do do that, don't I? Oh, what can I tell you? I'm frugal. Yeah, God forbid I'd be nice to you. Don't, don't even start being nice to me, mister. It's just not going to end well. I thought I was a wonderful husband. That was 15 minutes ago. That's how the show starts. It ends, once I say it. Yeah, it ends. It goes, no one fucking void, bitch.
You're not wonderful after I introduce you. You're not so fucking wonderful. You're not so fucking wonderful now. You're not fucking Vince. Fucking spending money on me. Well, you're doing a whole lot for my birthday, and it's a little frightening, but kind of... I think it'll be a whole lot of fun, but also be very erotic, and I think it's going to be something we'll be talking about for a long time. Yeah, the part that worries me? What's that? I may not come home? No. Then it is a gift for me. It's a gift. No, so there's four guys and four women.
There's a chance, due to one of the women, I might have to satisfy four women. Oh, because of the wife? Yeah. The one who gave 56 orgasms to. Yeah. You think she's going to be like... Well, you know she's going to drag me over there to lick her pussy after I'm done videotaping. Of course. Yeah. I would expect no less.
And I'm going to guess she's not going to be shy at gonna be shy telling the other women you gotta have him lick your pussy so you might be busy well after we're done videotaping yeah you might be busy for a little while we're not this is not a 90 minute visit no it's not it's gonna be long that's okay i'll i'll be having my i'm gonna need time to recuperate anyway so yours as well. Bring some Gatorade. Yeah, I'll have to drink Gatorade. Not a bad idea. Drink some Gatorade. Lots of vitamin B. Yep. Make sure I take my vitamins the day of, the week of. Start building up to it.
I'm going to have to get you some sponsorships. Like, you know, like a NASCAR. You're going to have to do shit stamped all over your ass. I'm going to have to, like, you know, be stretching. Make sure I'm limber for it. I don't know what kind of positions they're going to put me in. Well, I'm guaranteeing it's going to be on the different... Apparatus they have? Yeah, appliances or whatever you want to call them. A spanking bench. Thank you very much.
going to put me in so well i i'm guaranteeing it's going to be on the different uh apparatus they have appliances or whatever you want to call them a spanking bench spanking bench is definitely one the one table that he had you tied down to before yep yep because you know these guys are going to want to put their dick in you so if you're tied to a saint andrew's cross it's kind of tough to right exactly it'll be on that especially you being short they're going to need to have you someplace where they can get to you. Right, exactly. The table, I think, would be...
I'm going to guess the spanking bench is going to get a lot of use. I'm thinking two. Which opens them up to both holes. Yep. All three, technically. Because your mouth will be hanging open on one end. Yeah, it's true, too. So, yeah, you could. That could work. You could get some mileage. I could. I might want to prepare the day of. I would suggest you prepare. I'm just going to put it out there. Unless you want to order a butt plug now that has do not enter and keep it in there. I might want to start preparing for that now.
You might want to start putting a butt plug in walking around stretching that fucker out yep because it's going to get some mileage oh you have a funny feeling you're going to get a dp oh it's very possible i am a funny i don't know for a fact but you got four horny guys and they don't want to wait in line well let's see what happens yeah yeah well but again they're also respectful that if you said no i do need not to mention i'm there yeah i do need to gear up here people i can't just hit the ground running gotta say hi before you stick at my ass yeah seriously so yeah i'm not a porn star i'm just a hot wife there's a big difference yeah Yeah, you're approaching porn star.
I'm just a hot wife. There's a big difference. Yeah, you're approaching porn stars. I am not. Not financially, but... In any way. You've got a lot of videos out there, honey. Yeah, but they're all very, very vanilla. Well, to be a pro in anything, you have to make 80% of your income is from that. And it's not. No, not even 8%.
No, I mean, I'm just a hot wife who's just documenting our fun, basically grocery money at this point yeah that's fun it's fun yeah we make a couple bucks for our fun believe it or not we don't really make no no no no we have more equipment than we've made yeah yeah it's true that's fun but i mean it keeps us it it allows is an a creative outlet for both of us that is fun to do and also erotic. We get to do what we do best. I'm good at photography and video and stuff and you're good at sucking and fucking. I don't think I'm all that good at it. I mean, I enjoy it.
I don't know, guys keep coming back. I know, I have no account for taste. don't well the taste I didn't I should not have even said that that was my mistake should not have even said that I wasn't going to bring up the taste but that's a whole different that's a whole other show oh Jesus Christ that's a different category anyway so so that's going to be very interesting I'm I'm I think it's going to be pretty hot because the last time I was there was actually pretty hot yeah yeah I'll see you next time.
so that's going to be very interesting I think it's going to be pretty hot because the last time I was there was actually pretty hot yeah no it would be good and again these are all I think they're all people for the most part we've met in the last few years five years, six years so we would go to their parties yeah but we didn't act you and we went to their parties and just kind of chilled in the corner and just like looked at him and went what fucking weirdo no i like the outfits though uh okay i'll go with that i don't know no i go the chains and the this and the that and okay yeah i do like that yeah all right i get see i'm a person like the stereotypical shit like why do all bikers have to wear the same costume uniform sorry uniform uniform yeah you know i own a har i don't own a harley but if i owned a harley why does everything i wear have to say harley I don't get it.
So what does this have to do with the BDSM world? They all wear the same kind of... All the men have the vest with the leather vest with the chains going across it. They have some sort of fucking... Chaps or... Yeah, chaps or hat or leather Speedo or... It's like, really? Oh, what else would there be?
I don't know know why do you have to wear that shit i'm just asking i don't know the same as i don't get the the biker shit you know as an example or you know i'm trying to think of another one of these fad kind of things well you go from like motorcycle bikers to bicycle bikers oh You know, the bike shorts and everything, spandex, all kinds of. Why do they have to wear the fucking shirts that have all the advertising that they're not getting paid to wear? They're not doing the. Just like, you're not fucking in Le Mans or anything. You know, you're riding down my fucking street, you know?
You need the pants showing the moose knuckle really you're not you're not i mean come on what the fuck yeah you're you're 72 you're riding a fucking bike you're not setting records here you're not training for anything let's fucking wear regular you know put put on some shorts regular shorts or i don't get it. Anyway. Sorry, that's... There's a reason for that, but let's get back to... Something sexy? Sorry. What, moose knuckles aren't sexy? No, moose knuckles are. There's a reason men don't wear stretchy pants. Would you want to see... Go to Walmart? Okay, let's reverse this.
Yeah, here's the topic. Oh, my God. Let's reverse the fucking...
What we see we see as men okay we go to walmart as men you see a lot of women that should not be wearing i'm not going to mention sizes or weights a lot of women who should not wear stretchy pants right the yoga pants yoga pants or whatever whatever they are they're stretched beyond the fucking limits okay where you can count the fucking dimples in their fucking thighs and ass oh my god okay it's like a golf they got the fucking camel toe in full fucking effect you could see their granny panties or whatever it's like would you like it if us fat guys came walking in wearing those fucking things all fucking moose knuckled out yeah no no thank you you know but women think oh i'm 600 pounds i can wear this it's thinning it's no it's not no it's not it's really not black is slimming it has a weight limit and those four poor threads are about to fucking burst and no no no don't get that on the bottom shelf oh fuck she bent over you know it the fabric is stretched oh so it's see-through it's see-through it wasn't see-through if you weren't under normal circumstances they bend over it's like you can see everything right through because it's stretched so it's translucent i always want i always want to look at the ceiling and yell, my eyes, my fucking eyes.
Oh, hello. That's better. That just made things better. I always want to look at the ceiling and yell, my eyes, my fucking eyes. Oh, hello. That's better. That just made things better. There's boobies just came out. The nipples are hard. I had to harden them. It's a little bit warm in here. It's a little humid in here. Yeah, it's a little bit. It's a little warm. It's about 90 degrees outside. I'm sure. Going into another heat wave, just saying. If we weren't doing a podcast, we'd be in the pool right now. Oh, that would be so nice. Oh.
So, yeah, I'm just thinking about the little bikinis you wear. Her little wild weasel-style stuff around the pool. Drives the one neighbor crazy. Drives his wife even more insane, but they don't say anything because it's our property. They shouldn't be looking over. I don't think they see me, do they? I think she has recently. Oh, you think so? Yeah. I think she actually saw you the other day when you were blowing to one guy. Oh, no. Oh, who cares? It's our property. Fuck me. I shouldn't be looking. I don't look on their property. I do.
uh-oh i don't care the good news is she couldn't tell if it was me or somebody else because i was in the pool right so if she saw you i can't say for a fact she saw you but if she saw you she's thinking well great she's hot and giving her husband sex by the pool yep or maybe she saw my fat ass sitting in the pool and saw you sucking somebody else and going uh what's wrong with this picture something she's with somebody else vince lost his eyesight he can't tell what's going on that poor man his wife is cheating on him right in front of him when he can't see it she must be telling him she's chewing with her mouth open and he says will you please chew with the mouth shut yeah we gotta do something with that corner of the pool so they can't see him well it's fine i don't give a shit they shouldn't be looking anyway so all right well yeah i wanted to talk a little bit about the uh little custom video last night which was very erotic very erotic they haven't seen you really in action in a couple weeks yeah i know just the way even the one with the older gentleman we shot um i don't remember what the reason was but i wound up leaving the room it was like something like i guess it was just take it too long yeah we were actually shot that in the bedroom yeah and i think oh you know the dogs were starting to act up so i went out to take them out oh that's something new that never happens dogs never act up so i took them out that's why and then you guys did what you did yeah finished up that video I think is going up next Wednesday excellent so but anyway so we'll wrap the show up yeah man that was actually very erotic last night I'm curious to see I know you've already uploaded it to the gentleman that wanted it requested it so I'm curious to see how much of a load i got on my face it was a lot but the problem was it wasn't like one of those real milky loads right it was kind of more translucent yeah so it wasn't as visible i guess yeah i'm not gonna feel it on my face when he came because it was it splattered on me yeah the guy we originally had planned he not only is a big creamy load but he could take your eye to fuck out yeah he's got he's got power behind that distance yeah like i the last time i did that i was too close to him he's got back up i'm like no i want to make sure it gets on me not thinking he got no but that was very cool because it's when it splattered when he hit you right it went up into your hair it was like that was kind.
Yeah, but you might need to wear safety glasses. Oh, that'd be funny. Like an OSHA-approved stuff. Hard hat. It's up for a while. I'm giving you a blowjob and I want to take my eye out here. Yeah, Steve actually had said something about that too. Because he saw... Oh, he saw the video? Yeah. He said she might need to wear OSHA-approved safety glasses with that one. Yeah, yeah. That would have been interesting. So, and again, Steve is working and he's in an area apparently where he works that has little to no cell phone reception. And he's busy working. He's working a lot of hours.
So it's summertime and he he does something with the power grid or something such as that. And so that's, yes. So he's helping keep that up and running. Everybody has their air, so they're nice and comfortable. Yeah. So again, Steve, we miss you. Yes, we do. Again, people who want to reach out to us, have questions, comments, want to call into the show, reach out to us at hotwif at gmail.com and we'll set it up um and uh she plays with her tits and just distract me so is that bad i'm fine with it okay um anything more distracting if you played your pussy but we're not going to talk about that.
So, uh-oh. Asking you shall receive. Oh, yeah, right. Hello. But, again, find all the places where you can find Donna's pictures and videos and stuff. Go to hotwifedonnalyn.com. I'm on this so it's been a long day so anyway I want to thank you for listening and so do I and hopefully we'll talk again real soon and keep watching my videos and I'll keep having fun I'll keep baking them smartass And I'll keep having fun. I'll keep baking them. Smartass.