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Donna discusses the day she had shooting with two different men. Sharing the pleasures she had with each of them.A friend of the show Stephen called us prior to the show and we rolled into the show while we were on the line with him. We had great conversation and got a little carried away with our humor and laughing. Hopefully you will enjoy the show as much as we did recording it!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/hot-wife-podcast-and-the-swinger-lifestyle--5343522/support. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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hi this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast hi everybody this is donna lynn what's going on here the music's still going you pointed at me no it's it we're starting to show uh-huh yeah what was going on with that that was Steve's on, we got Steve on the line. Okay, yeah, yeah.
Hey, Steve, we're starting to show uh yeah what was going on with that that was steve's on we got steve on the line okay yeah hey steve we're back on again how are you good good hey sorry to everyone that's listening uh yep they've they've got me no no one else called them better come on everybody we know you love the show give them a call give them a call they're real people that's also frightening yeah we don't give out the email the phone number to everybody but anyway we would if you email us at hotwifepodcasts at gmail.com but be more than happy to uh you know have people call in and give them their give us our two their two cents so if you're a new listener steven who's on the line with us right now actually reached out to us six months ago minimum six months ago and uh yeah yeah about that time yeah yeah just reached out and told us you should end the show this is fucking disgusting you're wasting valuable air time and uh good job vince you're reading that i was word for word donna kind of donna kind of mimics that but she she's like, you know, you need to stop breathing to me.
Shut up. What the hell is this about me? You're sucking a bag where you're a real human's need. Yeah, I do say that a lot. You're cutting into my dating. Well, that's true, too. Shut up. Man. So full of shit. Seriously. I know, he's such a wonderful husband. Yeah, the whole wonderful husband just went out the window today. So first thing we've got to check with Stephen. Mm-hmm. All right. Any progress in the challenge we posed to you? Six months ago. Three months ago. Oh, man. So let me speak to all the listeners real quick. Guys, these guys are real.
They offer advice, not just an insight look on on theirs but they offer advice and uh into uh what you're looking for or questions answered or whatnot so there was uh they posed a challenge to me um me and my wife uh to go really brief because they have way better things to talk about uh me me me and my wife sort of sort of live the lifestyle and then uh kids came along and and everyone with kids knows that they come first and uh you come second but uh as far as progress goes yes i think there's been a little uh as i i bring it up, in the occasion that you two suggested.
I haven't gotten slapped, so I'm taking that as progress. Okay. She must hit me. You know, so it hasn't been, nothing's happened yet, but like you guys said, this is a, it's not a pool you jump into, It's foundation, groundwork. Specifically, you guys talk about a lot on your show is communication. Oh, yeah, absolutely. So I feel like there has been progress in the communication side. So I'm going to take that as a win. You know, so, no, I think it's been good. Yeah, that's good to hear.
When they're not telling're not telling you stop talking about it it's a no then you're making some kind of progress yeah yeah there's a there's a door that's open there and they're just crying yeah yeah and what's been great is i i i thought you know maybe i'll just uh you know uh show her really pictures of hot guys you know maybe that'll help which has with this yeah with the playoffs going on in football i'm like god look at his ab and then she looks at me and then wants to look back at the photo so i'm like hey that's progress right there she looks back at the photo as long as she's not saying uh you're not you know you're not gay are you honey Is this a way of, like, covering it up, you know?
If she goes back in there. We've done it. As long as she's not saying, uh, you're not, you know, you're not gay, are you, honey? Is this a way of, like, covering it up, you know? If she goes back in the end. Donna, we all do what we do for a free meal every once in a while. Let's not put a label of gay on it, okay? Don't make it ugly. Don't make it ugly. Here we go. Yep, don't make it ugly, Donna. Just before we started the show, Steve was talking about a gentleman at a restaurant where he's working right now. Not working at the restaurant, but he was in a restaurant. Okay.
Guy wanted company, and he says, hey, can I sit and eat with you, and I'll buy your meal. Okay. You know, so, I mean, you know, Steven had to earn his meal somehow. Oh, man. We're not, hey, it's a judge-free zone. Yeah, it's a judge-free zone. It's a judgment-free zone. I have said that. I mean, you know, the good thing is the sausage he ordered was bigger than the sausage that guy brought out. So, you know, and hey, Stephen's time in prison made it a little easier. It's all right. It's all good. It's all good. Exactly, Vince. You know, and to be honest, I was concerned it was a full meal.
It was an appetizer. It was like little sausages that, you know, that come wrapped in bacon. I was like, oh, you know. Yeah, so bacon-wrapped weenies, you know, that's fine. It's a way to get Donna in touch with my little weenies. I wrap it in bacon. That would be good. I do like bacon. Keeps getting caught between her teeth. He's so full of shit. You really are. You're full of shit. Whoa, geez. Donna, come on. Is that how you treat all of your talking guests? Oh, no, nice. It's just a story. No, no, you're fine. It's my husband. It's a piece of shit. I'm teasing. I am full of shit.
So you called it out. It's kind of surprising also. Whether you're talking to me or not, you called it right. No, that's fine. The part you didn't know, what tonight's show was going to be about, Stephen, which we'll get your feedback on, because it kind of relates to what we were just talking about with you and your wife. Donna had an active day today. Oh, very active. She had two playdates today. Yep, back to. She doesn't have three, but the young guy, the 26-year-old, stood her up. Yeah, I'm almost kind of glad.
Well, Donna's really hot and intimidating, so we can blame it on the youth part of it. You're super hot, Donna, so it's really your fault you didn't show up. You're just too hot. Yeah, that's what it is. I'm so sorry. The first play date was with a brand new gentleman. Yes. We just met online yesterday. And he's like my age. So that was interesting. Usually guys my age aren't as virile as he is. Okay.
I mean, he was able to come to attention and i gave me great oral skills i bunched orgasms that way um got nice and hard and nice dick it was always nice and shaved i that's a that's a big that's a big win for me he was all you know cleaned up down there nice and smooth made his dick really fun to suck you know licking his balls and everything's like nice and smooth and that was just that was just a delight for me and i'm not opposed to like some hair i don't care about that but it was just extra nice that either a he's just not a hairy guy or b he went through and really shaved up yeah oh either way That sounds amazing, though.
I'm going to try and do a Venn voice. Oh, don't tell me more. Yes, stop it. Yeah. That sounds amazing. I'm going to try and do a Vint voice. Oh, don't tell me more. Yeah, stop it. Stop it. Tell it slower. Oh, I love that sound effect. That's going to go on the keyboard, Vint. Stop it. Just leave the damn buttons alone, Vint. Leave the buttons alone. He keeps pushing that damn button. Which button? This one? Okay, well. Don't do it. But yeah, no, I mean, he was very attentive. Yes. Good conversationalist. Yeah, good conversationalist.
And that's about as far as I can take it, because that's my interaction with him. Yeah, so I did all kinds of things with him. I even did some anal of course you did the usual and he said i don't go for that get that out of there no my my anal my ass oh okay well it was nice and thick but it was very doable so i thought why not i prepped so i'm i'm doing it man did. Yeah, and the thing is, I didn't know we had packing until we took the underwear off, and I was like, huh, this might just fit. Oh, what he was packing. What he was packing. I thought he said, I didn't know he was packing.
No, he was packing, sorry. Oh, but he took his underwear off, Dawn. I know, again a huge fan and i'm a second call-in type of person come on people i'm the worst person i could talk to and i've made the show two times reach out reach out people are genuine and awesome but no so he took his underwear off i know like listen your show, that's sort of your gig. You want to see the goods. You want to unwrap Christmas yourself. Well, I did help him because he still had his pants on and stuff. So I did help. But, yeah, it was really nice. It was very nice.
Yeah, lying down, it was nice that he helped me because, you know, he was lying on the bed. So sometimes you're standing up and it's just easier just to, you know, take it off but and then the thing is that ran a little longer than anticipated yeah so it was like as one guy left like literally 15 minutes later the other guy pulled in yeah just enough time to quick run upstairs take a shower de-louse oh stop it don't even say that that's terrible he always uses that that's just that's not not a good comment. Does despermify sound better? That's probably more like it, yeah. I despermify.
Yeah, when I did another enema. Call Webster's. I want that to be a new word. Despermified. Despermified. Well, let's all give props, too, because I'm sure Vince was working the high-pressure hose on the driveway. Sounds like he got it done really quickly before other guys pulled up. He probably just stopped the smell and melted. Usually a tire's hit a roof and drive through the car wash. With my legs open. Yeah, we had time, so, yeah. There wasn't any time for the buff and whack. No, just a wash. No Simonizing her today. Bye- whack. No, no, just a wash. No Simonizing her today.
I don't have time for that. But she did get the, you know, the white wall whitener, so her teeth look good. Well, yeah, they look really good, don't they? They're smiling here. But then the second gentleman was a repeat performance. He's one of her favorites, actually. Yeah, I guess he is. And then we actually went a little surprising. Yes, it was. He's usually a gentleman who's got... Longevity. Yeah, longevity and stuff. And usually goes for multiple times. And I'll let you finish the story. Well, I don't know about multiple times, but certainly longer.
And I was blowing him, my tongue just like was just flicking like on the underneath part of his head of his cock. And he was, oh my God, that tongue, it's in just the right place. I'm like, okay, I'm not moving it. Next thing you know, he's like, oh my God, I'm going to come. And I could taste it as soon as he's, he said that I could taste the cum in my mouth. And I was like, well, I want to be able to see it. So of So, of course, I moved back and he came all over my fingers, which was, for him, that was probably one of the shortest times we had.
Once you get used to somebody, it usually lasts longer because you're a little more desensitized to it.
Like the first time you're right out of the block with somebody new, a lot of times guys will pop quicker i get it's really exciting with somebody new you know it's a new experience the sensations are new i get it but he's been we have what this is his sixth time i think i don't know i've lost count something like that so so what i think on that though donna is is how much without you knowing it did you play into that early pop right because if you're talking about a guy that you've been with a couple of times and you have a rapport, and he usually goes for so long, so what I gather is, I mean, if this first guy fucked you really good, then there's no way to lose that eagerness, that hungerness.
So without you knowing it, it was so short period of time between guy number one and guy number two you might have done something spectacular sucking his dick that you hadn't done before because you were still turned on right normally if you meet this guy sucking his dick is part of what is turning you on and getting both of you to that point but if it was a short enough time between guy number one and guy number two mind you you're going into it engines rev uh you know redlining already so without knowing it you might have pulled out some you know vince tongue you might you might have had vince tongue magical vince tongue without even knowing vince's tongue was still in his fucking head which was nowhere near the bed no that's a good point that is a really good point another thing while we were um doing it he was telling me all kinds of things he goes you know he goes i bring up your pictures and i masturbate to them so i think there's a lot of things going on and i even told he was talking to you about that oh he was talking to you i thought he was talking to me i thought i guess makes sense and so you're talking about you yeah i mean come on look at you people only buy your videos trying to see if i'm in them that's what it is i know that i've been told that so many times you know the other thing i hear is they go is steven anything that's what it was they they he looked over and saw vince's eye contact and he's like i'm done i'm not holding back anymore that's the money those baby blues looking up at me if he was gay boy i'd be all over that well here's the thing the last video that this gentleman i shot i think is still i'm sorry gonna hear this again vince one of the hottest videos I think that we have shot in a long time.
It was a very messy massage video and we did it outside. It was September, so it was still warm. And we got a fire pit going and he shot it like through the flames of the fire pit. It's really fucking hot. And this gentleman is a black gentleman. Yeah, so you have the contrast. You have the white lotion on him. You have a white wife on him. You have a white wife on him. It just looks so messy and hot and just so erotic to me. Every time I watch it, I'm like, oh, yeah. And then I gave him anal. Oh, no.
It was like you could see his dick going in and out of my ass, and the lotion is dripping out my back, sorry, between my butt cheeks onto his cock cock which is going in and out of me it's like oh man he's smearing the lotion and in the firelight yeah you could almost think of it as his first load a little bit of cum oh and disclaimer the video that Don is talking about everyone don't try and watch it while uh trying to drive through the nevada desert i'm just saying hypothetically am i saying i've done it but but yeah you know i'm just saying uh the rumble rumble strips are there for a reason they do keep you on the road and there's big practices will fuck your truck up if you hit them yeah yeah but you know what so so for everyone listen i'm telling you guys these are these people are real they're absolutely incredible and it it is you know when i do a lot of longer road trips and and there's there's times i'll save up a couple of episodes uh so that i can listen to them back to back but not then you can only hear so much of Donna's voice before you look up her video.
Just don't do it at 70 miles an hour because she is incredibly hot and your attention will not be on the road. And don't do it with your kids in the car. Yeah, yeah. Definitely don't do that. Oh my god. No, no, don't do that. I don't want to be responsible for children being introduced to sex at an early age. I won't do that. Keep both hands on the wheel and let the passenger, you know, play with you. That's even dangerous. Stop that. Oh, my God. Well, you've got both hands on the wheel. What the passenger's doing with their hands is, you know... You're still going to be distracted, but okay.
I'm taking all the fun out of this, aren't I? Yeah, but to your credit, saying it was the hottest video so far, Donna, is all of us watch those videos thinking, oh, we could do one hotter. I know I have. Like, the hottest video you have hasn't been shot yet, because I haven't been able to make my way up to New York.
Well, we'll just wait for that, won't we what you're waiting for dude yeah permission from his well or then she'll see what i really look like she'll be like oh uh we only do charities once a year we've already donated a bunch of old used clothes I gave it the office we're going to try some low light video how's that pitch black you don't feel around this is going to be a video in braille in braille you know not that we don't want to see you, Stephen, but we're just going to leave it to the imagination. Oh, yes. People can just feel the screen and try to detect what's going on. Braille.
Oh, man. Oh, man. If you're blind and you're reading pornography in Braille, that must suck.
do you masturbate oh my god yeah that's a good point that's a really good point man because what if you can only read with one hand well then most of us are right-handed so if i'm reading braille with my right hand lefty doesn't know what he's doing yeah i don't even invite him to the party half the time like what yeah yeah well what about audio books now maybe i guess that's where they have to go is audio audio books but yeah i'm thinking because when i've seen people read braille they actually use both they use both hands so yeah so there's a you know there's a there's a foundation we need to start is to buy pornography for blind people and yeah more and porn for blind people, I agree.
They're missing out. Yes. All they get is the audio. And then here's, uh, uh, oh, uh, uh. Then it just sounds like their deaf friend. It could be. It could be.
I'm not bashing deaf people,'m sorry that was maybe tasteless very quite tasty yes that's a whole big thing you could do a whole you know uh verbal description of what's going on in the scene did you ever watch porn with subtitles i'd never have no i never have if i have i didn't try reading them i want to see how they spell like oh it's like what well other subtitles if somebody's grunting they'll have the name of the character they'll just say grunt grunt moan grunt it's like that's not sexy what the fuck's head oh my gruntan. Grunt must be his name. Oh, grunt. No, no. Who's moan?
Why are you mentioning moan's name? I don't know. Sorry. Yeah, that's a whole missing thing. I don't know what you do. I don't know. I don't know. So if you're blind and deaf, you're really fucked. Or you're hoping to be. Yeah, you're hoping to be. Because like you said, you don't have porn or the audio or visual, so it's just a feel. Here's a whole new business. Porn for the blind and deaf.
What it is, is let's say you'd be with one of your playmates and they just sit there and get to feel you both while they're while you're doing it so they could kind of determine what's going on i i no no i don't think that would work okay they would have their fingers in all kinds of orifices oh like you would realize the difference you'd just be pissed off you'd be saying in further put it and they couldn't hear you go faster yeah not the whole fist oh the way they can't hear you're back behind me with these big giant you know okay oh they're blind they can't they can't see you either so you can't have like big signs saying put it in deeper.
I can't give them visual direction or audio direction. Not at all. Oh my God. You just have to put a shock collar on them, hit a button if they're doing something wrong. Of course, that might turn them on and then all of a sudden they go in deeper. I don't know. I was going to say, depending on wearing that shock collar, it's fun for both, right? Potentially. It depends what they're doing. Yeah. Yeah, I had one of those shocky things on me during my BDSM experience. Oh, but they didn't put it on me. It was actually like a wand of sorts. I got to see it. Well, I know you did, but I didn't.
Well, I was blindfolded. It was hot, Donna.
Have you not watched the video we haven't edited it yet because we have to there's too many faces to blur out yeah i would be there like for weeks trying to be like oh their face is still in there i might just like take 10 minutes of it like the hottest part and and really concentrate on blurring everybody's face but having six people they were jumping in and jumping out and then the next thing you know i got boobs in my face and a pussy in my face and somebody's dick in my hand and another one in my mouth and you know then they switch around and somebody's got their dick in my pussy and somebody you know it was like whoa what the fuck's going on here?
See that only sounds sexy when a woman says it. Uh yeah. If it was a man saying that it's like that's not sexy. It was. No. I felt like I was like in the midst of a barrage of people. Yeah I had a dick in my mouth and uh two dicks in each hand and one climbing in my ass and then some chick tried to put her tits in my face let's get the fuck out of here what are you doing on this cell block get out of here, bitch. Cell block. Fucking parole board. Folks, I don't know what's wrong with him. Alcohol. And Stephen. Stephen brings that out in me. You know, it's a gift, Vince. Oh my God.
He had dinner with another man. I'm just jealous. Why could that not have been me? I'd give him dessert. I'd give him a strudel. I'd say, come here, Steven. I need some whipped cream for my strudel. I'll give you a pastry that you'll never taste before. How about some creamy pudding? You're a sick bitch, dude. You're a sick bitch. Stop it. You like that way too much. You do it way too well. I don't know.
It doesn't translate over the phone, but when I meet with you guys for the first time, we're going to a a gay off voice oh no we're going to spend the entire evening in character oh no we're just going to see what happens there because you know i'm decent sort of okay when i've done it the voice like when i where i used to work and they're like not only do you nail the voice But you have all the mannerisms The facial expressions It just kind of goes hand in hand How much of that Is really real That's what scares me If I'm not getting it here, I've got to get it somewhere You could have joined in See, he doesn't want to join in.
I have a penis allergy. I break out in a fist fight with penis. I can't get to do anything to you. I don't want penis touching me. They won't be touching you with your penis. Stop it. They would not be touching you with your penis. I've got a side with Vince on this one. I know you're only 4'11". Even if dude's fucking you at the same time, you're like, Vince, you can put my dick in your mouth. There's only 4'11", between the other dick. That is not far enough. That's not a big enough distance. It's a 10-foot radius. I'm sorry. Yeah. It's a minimum. What if I was being spit-roasted?
You know, he's in the back, and I'd be sucking on you. See? There's not enough of my roasting pole to hold you up. You'd fall into a fucking fire. I'm just trying to put it out there. I'm trying to include you into the fund. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I like sucking on your dick. Come on. Yeah, I'd like that, too, but I don't like audiences. I'm sorry. Yeah, he's a funny guy. He is definitely the voyeur's voyeur. It's like, oh, it's okay for me to be behind the watch. I don't want to be in front of the camera at all. Me, I'm just like, whatever. Whatever.
But that's the definition of a voyeur, right?
Becauseoticism is seeing it um you know and and let's be real if you focus in on something too close you're not seeing the entire picture right so from 10 feet i'll be honest from 10 feet away it probably looks a lot hotter watching you get fucked from 10 feet away than it does even if you're getting spit roasted because i mean then vince right if he wants to keep his dick in your mouth he can only lean so far side to side to see what's going on on the other end right and his his voyeur somebody's interested in in watching their wife be pleasured that's where the meat and potatoes are is watching your your pleasure from this other half so if i can only lean a foot to the right a foot to the left and not really see what he's doing there's a little bit of a loss there right yeah well you know the other thing is good point so let's look at our past you were an exotic dancer for 22 years so therefore you're the exhibitionist i've been a photographer videographer for 20 some years so that by nature makes me a voyeur so i'm just trying to get you into the house that's fine i appreciate that sucked your dick later that's fine what's that oh nothing dear i said i was gonna suck your dick later better god damn it stop calling me steven that only happened once come on but it hasn't stopped in the morning it's like good morning Stephen it's like I'm not fucking Stephen Stephen you gotta take your breath yeah what Vin said he's not fucking me yeah what Vin said he's not fucking me I promise you made that abundantly clear Stephen take the trash out Stephen's not here Stephen don't you have to go to work now Thank you.
You made that abundantly clear. Steven, take the trash up. Steven's not here. Steven, don't you have to go to work now? I don't know what Steven's schedule is. I'm starting to get a little suspicious. Oh, God, he's so full of shit. He's so full of shit. And then when you said, Steven, do you think Vince knows about us? I'm like, wait a minute. Donna! Oh, I love that one. Just Donna. No, it's got the whole thing. Donna! Girl, go put some damn panties on. Yeah, that's me.
That that i that would have worked today because i was walking around with buck ass naked for most of the day she actually walked outside just a sweat jacket and a lingerie on to go walk the one guy in the house so if the neighbors were to come out they were out yeah i have a little sweat jacket on fuck them too bad well Well, they're inside masturbating to the thought of seeing you. So they had their fun, too. I doubt it. I doubt it. They're pretty uptight. Yeah, they're pretty uptight.
They're probably inside soaking their fucking dicks in pussies and fucking lime juice to make them pucker more. What? Fucking tight-ass fucks. Oh, my God. Honey, are you getting an erection? Come here. That's right. No erection trio. She probably stitched your fucking snatch shit. She pees and looks like one of those fucking sprinklers. You're not getting near this. You're so wrong. What's wrong with you? You need help. Remember the wrong part? Yeah, that's you. Okay. See, because I have control of the board, so whose microphone goes on, whose doesn't. So, my microphone's on. It absolutely is.
I wish I could just mute just a little bit. That's fine. I don't care. So, that's life on the East Coast. Yeah, busy day today, that's all.
So, Stephen, do you listen to the shows that you've been on uh no i try and avoid all all the sound of you know no i'm just kidding no i i've listened to it and and it's fabulous i i like hearing every once in a while when you guys are in the show uh you know uh mentioning me and stuff like that because because again on on the other end of of what you guys are producing you guys are so funny so so uh thoughtful in in the in the information you're delivering again just from your guys's point of view and information you almost think i mean you guys are celebrities but let's be real well no no no think no think about it you guys are celebrities to everybody that listens to your show and loves it um now without putting it one of them yes thank you but i'm somebody they're not as big as somebody like you guys are out there entertaining people that thoroughly enjoy it.
So it is... You guys are celebrities. They need to get a life. And you're sexy as hell. And Donna, you're not that bad looking either. Don't leave her out. She'll cry all god damn night.
Well, somebody's got to give the wonderful husband a compliment every once in a while it's not just in the beginning of the show i gotta keep telling her pick your boobs up so you don't trip over them yeah well you know that happens you know i mean see and that's a real reason i don't get involved in like three essential because you know what the guys are gonna get jealous and they see me she's just gonna be staring at me not worried about them it This is not fair. Yeah, that's exactly why, hon. Go with it, bitch. Go with it. I'm telling you. I'll mute your mic. That's exactly why. See?
I told her I'd do it. I'm not ashamed to do it. I did it. Nope, you told her. You told her. I gave her a fair fucking warning. It's like a kid in a fucking candy store. Oh, All these bright lights. Look how these bright lights are missing. It's like, you know, Simon says all the little bright lights. I don't give you shit when you get ape shit all over the cock that you get in that bedroom, right? I get fucking glowing colored buttons on a fucking board. And all of a sudden, you're fucking jealous. I'm not jealous.
How many times you're getting slapped upside the head with big monster dicks and fucking your eyes glued shut. I wish I could get my eyes glued shut. I have not had. I wish your mouth would glued shut. I'd be fine too. No, I'm not talking that way. I know. Be bad for you. Jealous dear. No, I don't want dick in my mouth. No. Okay. No. This face is too pretty for dick. Yes, that's way too pretty for dick. That's what I'm going with. Stay with it, bitch. Stay with it. Work with me here. Actually, never mind. No, there's actually anything.
And there's the allergic reaction and everything like that you know it's a medical thing yeah vincent vincent is saying there's anything wrong with dick he's just medically yeah you know it's just medically it causes a rap kids have peanut allergies i have penis allergies what's wrong you understand you know you can't bring like you know peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to school well don't bring a dick within six feet of me that's simple no it's pretty simple i don't pose people who have dicks but just don't give it to me i don't want it it's like covid i don't want it no no no i don't want it herpes don't want it i love that keep-ridden dick 10 feet away from me.
That's the circle. That's the circle. Simple rules. Social distancing. That's it. Yeah. It's 10 feet one inch. I'm going to say hi to you, but within that circle, now I'm going to break out and start coughing. That's it. I get out the hot sauce in case that dick pops out. In case that dick pops out. Sprank it up, right? You put that shit on. I got that bear spray. You get bear in front of me, I spray it. Well, you've got to use bear spray because, again, like you said, mace is an erotic scent. No, that's aphrodisiac. Yeah, that's an aphrodisiac. That and pepper spray.
I'mac that and pepper spray i'm like whoa you want to get dirty now huh spraying all that erotic all over me i thought the answer was no but apparently it's yes salt and pepper in your steak before you eat it i know okay that's it you want a sandwich just sprayed right in here yeah that's what i you afraid it wasn't gonna get hot hot enough? Well, you know what? You just kicked it up, baby. That's it. Folks, he's joking. Yeah. Yeah, let's go with that. Sure. Yeah. God, you know, one of you lies, the other one swears to it. Now stop it.
Well, we're definitely, you know, we're the same person, just on sides of the coast that's it yeah apparently yep oh my god he's too funny he's trying to get his wife to fuck other guys i'm trying to stop my wife from fucking you're not trying to stop me from doing anything work with me here work i'll hit the button i'll hit that button don't hit the button You know he will that button. Don't hit the button. You know, we're on these swinger sites. You know he will. You know he will. I know he will. I'm not afraid to. I'm right here. Don't hit that button. Don't. Okay. Okay.
Just to show that, you know, you definitely are into this. It's like you're on a swinger website, and you're like, hey, look at this guy. You think he'd like to, you know, look.
Oh, he's got a nice cock for you you know it's like what did you find you a fat guy with a little dick you already married me i mean you know it's like hey donna i found my hey this guy's like 600 pounds with a half inch cock hey look good that's some sellers let's get a beautiful woman and give her you know fat motherfuckers a little dicks doing porn oh yeah that's i can guarantee you that's one thing in this world that's not a fetish you do not know that you do not know that fat guys that a fetish to the fat guys that look like that it's like oh no i got a fetish i'd love to see beautiful women fuck me well that's what they can think they're like oh he kind of looks like me he's got the belly got a little dicky dude there is hope yep yep she'll fuck him she might fuck i don't have to look at my mom that way anymore oh that's not jesus the dicky dude donna if any girl looks at another guy's dick and thinks of it as a dicky do he's not getting late i don't care what do you say you know well just because his belly stick out more than his dicky do that doesn't mean oh yeah it's not getting enough that's like if the guy pulls down pants and says what do you think and you're like oh it's cute yep okay pull him up just leave we actually go get yourself a beer we actually had the potential tonight to have a gentleman stop by that donald was going to blow on air but he had already been drinking too much um so i said steven stay out in california but it was this other guy and and he had actually had been drinking he said oh i don't feel safe coming over and driving i've been drinking already so like okay no no i understand that but we're gonna like we're gonna uh talk and we'll we'll arrange it for another show sure there's a whole big thing i don't get called cock ratings uh yeah that's the last thing i want a woman to do is rate my cock yeah and i completely agree with you vince because at the end of the day there's and again let's be real everybody there's always somebody bigger better stronger faster sure right i mean it it is it is what it is and so at the end of the day if i agree vince i don't i don't want to say hey rate my cock because you know depending on your life's experiences i'm in the top third or the bottom third and either way um i don't think anyone's going to be honest you know like i said if he's like oh no that's cute all right well just say it small i mean cute's not one of the adjectives I want to hear.
To me, I wouldn't say rate my cock. I would say, can you tolerate my cock? That's got a little more leniency. Oh, there you go. That's got more leniency to it. Can you tolerate my cock? Tolerate your cock. I like that, man.
I like that because it leaves it open for all us little guys you know it's like yeah i can tolerate that you know that sounds good now again so it was a guy that like pulls out 10 inches could you tolerate my cock oh yeah i could tolerate that guy with two inches can you tell me cock yeah i can tolerate that it's good either way either way it is you say rate and even playing field i like that well it's like that you know that what i'm seeing on instagram there's a little thing where the guy stand on the side road pissing and this buddy goes you know you could be arrested for that he goes for what pissing he goes no a grown man holding a little boy's penis yep yeah but you know people that are submitting those pictures for eight my cock let's be real vince You've got to, you know, people that are submitting those pictures for Rate My Cock, let's be real, Vince, you got to, you know, I have like six different sides of the cock depending on excitement level, right?
Usually they try to get the best picture or a video. The guys that want you to rate their cock are guys are going to be showing dick pics on, you know, a drop of a hat. You'll be like, hey, how are you doing? Hey, can I show you a dick pic?
It's like, I just reached out to you to rate their cockroach guys are going to be showing dick pics on you know a drop of a hat you'll be like hey how you doing hey can i show you a dick pic it's like i just reached out to you to say hi and these are those guys and and recharge for it you know i mean it's not like you do it for free they have to pay for it and usually i tell them i'm like make sure your background is clean and for god's sakes you know clean up your you know groom yourself you know if you shave shave it so it looks good get a nice get a nice erection for me to see it better yet if you can have a video of you having an orgasm that's that's huge i don't care how big or small it is present your penis in the best light possible father of my way please don't use the church's email yeah that's.
Or I can see, like, you know, make sure the background is pleasant, not full of dirty laundry. Don't do it in front of the church, Doc. Yeah, Father, yeah, don't. So when you send in the cock ratings, you'd be like, well, I gave you a nine, Vince gave you a two, so you're a four. We did the mean average. Yeah, that's tough.
Would it be weird if I send you a picture of my dick and asked to rate it on a curve like they did with all my stuff in high school like rate it on a curve donna come on like you know so it curves to the right so let's say you know a lot of cocks do curve to the right or to the left, so that's very doable. Mine curves to the inside. I swear to God, it's not. Oh my God, stop it. I'm not picking on you. Do you have an innie also?
I thought that only worked for a belly button, but no,'re in either outies for foreplay foreplay while we're kissing donna puts her fingers on my nose pinches it shut and then blows real hard then looks down nope didn't pop out then then she's like okay we're gonna get serious baby the next thing you know she climbs up on top me and starts jumping on my belly and she goes nope still not popping out it's like what the Oh, fuck. Oh, God. Then she takes like, okay, we're going to get serious, baby. The next thing you know, she climbs up on top of me and starts jumping on my belly.
And she goes, nope, still not popping out. It's like, what the fuck? Oh, God. Then she takes a Playboy and holds it in front of my penis and goes, come on out. Look what I have. Look. This could be yours. No one's going to hurt you. That's awesome to hear your talk Get that much attention though That's amazing That is awesome Jesus Christ most women will be like Nope not hard Alright see you later The fact that she's willing to strangle you And jump on top of you Until possibly your back breaks But your dick shows up I mean that's love Well we'll try next month Try next month I don't know.
your back brace but your dick shows up well you know i mean that's love well we'll try next month we'll try next lunar year well you know actually then she goes well it looks like it's going to be six more weeks of winter i'm like it's fucking aug. I can't get a little bit saw the shadow. I don't know. Just never came out of the damn hole. Yeah, I've still had my life one of the things. I'm still having this six more weeks. That's going to be coming up pretty damn soon Since the end of January Groundhog Day is right around the corner Didn't it happen?
No It's February 2nd It just happened the other day It's been a year already? No seriously Yeah The most stupid fucking holiday If you want to call it a holiday A bunch of dr drunks with a fucking groundhog. It's the only thing... It's a holiday for the bunch of drunks that are waiting for a zoo-capped groundhog that they taser if they want him to come out of his hole. Or they let him see if they don't want him.
I lived in Pansatani for years and um we never went to gobbler's knob i know it's called gobblers now that's where they should shoot porn gobbler's knob that hell with hollywood again donna gobbler's knob steven that that would be my poor name if i was gonna be a porn star gobbler's knob starring gobbler's knob no that sounds like you know that no that if you're gay i't judge man i'm making money you go with that you break it on hives left and right well you know whatever you break out in don't judge the penis allergy maybe that's why my penis goes in it's afraid of other penises maybe i don't know i don't know what's going on with it poor thing it's it's afraid it's just afraid so but uh yeah no that's yeah donald lived there and she says it's not at all when you see the tv show that movie that ain't yeah that is not fun we weren't into it they were you know For them, they were very jaded.
They were like, yeah, who cares? We got a farm we need to run. We got shit to do. So I never experienced the whole bring out of the Groundhog. Never experienced a novelist, God. No, I never did. But you're right. The Groundhog is in the library, and he has his own little, a big, you know. Den? Yeah, a den type of a thing. I was going to say like a, not an aquarium, but what do you call it? I don't know, a den? Yeah, that kind of a thing.
And they take him out, and they take him out where it's cold, and they stick him down this fake-looking tree stump thing, and then he comes out, and he sees his shadow. It's, what, six more weeks of winter? I don't know. It's stupid. How does that equate to that? It doesn't. It doesn't. It's just an excuse for poor Punxsutawney to have some claim to some fame. Otherwise, it's a sad, depressed little town. Here's what I want to see. Okay. I want to see him pull the groundhog. I don't know. The claim to fame should be that you're from that town, Donna. What do you mean? I'm not from.
I live there. I was going to school out there. See, I want to see this. They pull the groundhog out of the stump. Stump. It's like a stump. And they wait to see it shadow.
And all of a sudden, they hear, Donna everybody turns around looks at me you know i'm like here i go embarrassing again that's why the groundhog came out donna's here see my see if my panties are not on i tried to crawl back into that hole yeah okay i i you know i i can understand that yeah i've been there i cried crawling in a few times how far did you get up to my knees well you didn't see a shadow so he was deep enough yeah oh Oh, I couldn't hear the radio on my head. Like I've a Bushka. Yeah.
a shadow so he was deep enough yeah oh i couldn't hear the radio i wore you on my head like a babushka you know your lips pulled down over my ears where are you like when those you know roman not roman those so russian hats like oh yes so nice beaver skin hat perfect name this was a beaverless skin it wasn't as warm it didn't have the hair that's true I have no hair I make sure of that but yeah that was you're just sick motherfucker that's all I can all right well it sounds like you've had an amazing day then donna if uh if you didn't know do you have something else lined up for uh for tonight no i think i'm probably about three hours behind you guys so maybe it's too late but anything else he was supposed to be here 15 minutes ago and i oh no he was supposed to be here 45 minutes ago whatever and um nope no nothing from nothing nope 26 year old guy Okay.
minutes ago and i oh no he was supposed to be here 45 minutes ago whatever and um nope no nothing from nothing nope 26 year old guy yep i think i scared him away and uh just uh you know said you know as of yesterday it was all gung-ho like oh hell yeah oh yeah yeah let's do this cricket so he's home fucking masturbating to the nfl bending over oh tight pants put your hand against that guy's ball sack let him snap the ball to you oh yeah oh his ball sack against the back of your hand must feel good yeah baby i don't know why guys do this i really don't it's like if you don't want to do it then don't do it you either got to watch that lingerie football league oh yeah beach volleyball that's the only real sports women's beach volleyball oh yeah women's lingerie football i lingerie football it's not really lingerie they're wearing no that's fine you know asses out there and cleavage Yeah, I was expecting something a little more lacy, but okay.
Yeah, sorry. Silly me. Yeah. You know.
they're wearing no that's fine you know asses out there and cleavage and i was expecting something a little more lacy but okay yeah silly man you know well and then yeah i was gonna uh so so as far as that guy not calling do you find that to be more with because i know you said he was 26 do you find the the ghosting that you're you're that's what i call it what you're experiencing yeah do you find that more with the younger guys because yes because i know right away um i i sort of feel like i remember being that age right and so it is a little bit harder because again you're thinking oh i mean everyone knows how beautiful you are donna and that's something oh yeah i'm gonna do that i'm gonna do that and then all of a sudden when it comes time to it's so weird i think with youth comes a lack of transparency which is um and again i don't think you'd be offended if if if we had a hookup and I called you the day before the morning of and said, hey, Donna, I'm just super intimidated.
I'd have more respect for that. Like, we're not going to do it tonight. I'm sorry. It's me. I'm just intimidated. Minority, you know, but there's some information there. You're not ghosting, but you're just owning up to the fact that. Well, the one guy tonight, a different guy that was going to come on the show with us potentially he actually said he would love to come over and shoot but he's not sure. He says, I'm not sure I'll be able to perform in front of your husband. Yeah, at least he's honest. We can work with that.
But you know I think some of the ghosting issues are nobody wants to talk on the phone anymore.
they all rely on texting and when you talk to people or text with people um especially since like the profiles we have on the swinger sites are a couple you know they don't know is and again even if it was a single female you don't know is this a guy you know he's like oh wait i'm gonna go to their house and and this guy lived 45 minutes from here yeah it wasn't close he could drive 45 minutes get here just find out some sick old fucking guy it's like get in here and fuck me you know um yeah i wouldn't say that unless donna wasn't home but anyway um so yeah that's and that's being posted to a different website donna.
I'm sure it is. Actually, I live stream that. It's more ironic. But no, we try to get people a call. I want you to talk to her. Find out that she's real. She's a woman. It's not a guy putting on a scam or anything else. But these kids today, and by kids I'm saying 35 and under, they all want to just text. No one wants to fucking talk on the phone anymore. It's like, yeah, these things are called phones for a reason. Yeah, and the first gentleman was older, and we did talk on the phone, and he arrived here, like, ready to go. Like, you know, nobody wanted to do.
I mean, there was, you know, we chatted for a bit, too, but we talked on the phone first.
so i think we cleared up a lot of misconceptions that way but yeah the ghosting thing is just out of control well one i think it's because over text message events mind you i can be whoever i want to be right there's a you can own a facade on text messaging that you can't own in person right because even even though we've only talked over the phone and i completely enjoy uh our conversations in both your guys company i can i almost have a sense of of who you guys are because we talk on the phone right you can't have that facade when you're talking on the phone or when easily, no.
There's no inflection. You get no sense of the person through text messaging. I agree. I agree. It's very flat. It's very one-dimensional. Yeah, and I think, too, also as far as shooting in front of this.
And, again, all I can do is put myself in that situation to try and give the best outlook on what I see right because then I'm being the most informable rather than just guessing and making stuff up but same thing so if if I came and met you guys Vince and and I was with Donna there would be some intimidation factor but I think if you just own up to that and have that conversation, because, again, it's all about communication and say, oh, man, Vince, hey, I'm a little nervous to shoot with Donna with the cameras on and you there. So it just starts with, OK, well, come on over.
Let's have a couple of drinks and you sit next to Donna and you have your hand on her leg or kiss her cheek when she says something funny. And then I get no reaction. You know what I mean? And then I feel comfortable with that. Okay. And then Donna says something cute and I kiss her on the lips. And, and again, there's no reaction at events other than do you want another drink?
And, and then comfortable with that it's just it's about building pretend guns stop it events is so understanding these guys he even tells them he is did you shoot six rounds stop it it's only loading his pretend gun because i know i only have a two-inch cock and that's not what i told donna so they're both already oh sure rub rub it in that yours is twice the size of mine thanks oh come on vince we know you you don't fold it in half for anybody okay hey here's a quick cute joke that anyone can tell if you want to embarrass somebody okay oh boy here we go so you sit there and So you sit there and say, okay, you know, Stephen, well, I'd say Donna, you know, the other day, Stephen, myself, and my brother were at a bar having a drink.
And we're sitting there having a beer and what have you. And all of a sudden, we saw this big limousine pull up outside the bar. And this guy comes in wearing a very, very, you know, expensive suit. Walks up to us and goes, gentlemen, I'm a professional gambler. I'm going to bet you the sums of your three penises don't add up to at least 12 inches. So we said, okay. We'll take that bet. He goes, if it does, I'll give you each 1,000 bucks. Okay. So Stephen went first, pulled his out. He had seven inches. Ooh. Yeah. So, I pulled. I appreciate that, Vince. I'll send you a check later. Okay.
Venmo. I don't take check. Venmo. So, I pulled mine out, and I had four inches. Well, then my brother. Braggart, aren't you? I'm dreaming. Sorry, it's a joke. My brother pulled his out, and he had one inch. The gentleman goes, all right, you guys added up to 12 inches. Here's your money. Gave us each $1,000 cash. And he walks out the bar. So we're sitting there drinking and having a good time. Like, man, we each got $1,000. So all of a sudden, Stephen goes, you guys are fucking lucky. I got seven inches.
And I said, inches and i said no no no gentlemen you guys are lucky i got four inches my brother goes the two of you are lucky i had a heart on so you can use that joke wherever it may fit if you're in a group and you want to embarrass one person that's you substitute the names. It's not as funny. You go, well, Stephen had seven inches with Vince. That's not as funny. And that's why I tell everyone, I really say, call in, text messages, the podcast. These people are wonderful. I had the one inch. When Vince told me he was going to tell that joke, I have to be the seven-inch guy.
He said he'd tell it his butt. But really, I was the hard one-inch guy. I appreciate that, Vince. Real people. The money just came through in Venmo. Thank you, Stephen. Don, I'm buying you dinner later. Oh, boy. Yeah. Dinner's on Stephen. Yeah. Woo-hoo. And from the looks of looks like it looks like you're just getting a happy meal it was seven bucks gave me a dollar for every inch which i rounded up to a dollar because they wouldn't just let me do anything less yeah the transfer fees make it so i owe money now. God damn it.
So anyway, but so, yeah, that was the, we wanted to talk about, you know, Donna's little day today. The fact that, you know, you reached out to us, Stephen, which made us really happy. Yeah. And always happy to hear from you. And, you know, again, if people stayed with the show this long, make sure you check out the stuff that Stephen and we've talked about, Donna's videos and stuff. You can go to hotwifedonnalyn.com. You can find the podcast if you haven't already. Hopefully you have. You can find all the different outlets where you can see her videos and her Instagram and Twitter.
Yep, I'm out there. Out and proud. The podcast is on basically every goddamn platform you can think of. Everything from iHeartRadio to Apple to... Boggles the mind. More recently, Amazon Music to... Yeah, congratulations to you guys on all that, too. Even on Audible. because Amazon is part of Audible. Yeah, okay. So if you're getting your religious, you know, audio books, you can download our podcast and listen to them when you're done listening to, you know, the Bible or whatever you listen to. I don't know. Oh, yeah. See, you guys are on Audible now?
You're already fighting the blind and deaf and needing some arousal thing. Way to go, guys. We're working on it. A step ahead of that one. Braille porn. I'm going to spearhead that. A step ahead. There we go. It's like a pop-up book. You see a penis and they're going to run their finger over it like a pop-up book. Oh, this is a John Holmes book. Whoa, Jesus Christ, I hurt my elbow.
I can't quite make out if this is a man holmes book whoa jesus christ i hurt my elbow i can't quite make out this is a man or woman so it must be about vince the bump is not that big i can't tell well apparently this person has a a physical ailment oh it's about vince never mind i read the name here. But anyway, I was going to say about the podcast, wherever you listen to us, please subscribe. It's free. And also, yeah, throw a like at the shows, one or two. It helps us out. It gets us higher ratings, which gets us more listeners, which helps us out. And it's not going to cost you anything.
No, you know, no one knows you did it. You don't get embarrassed. You don't get embarrassed. We won't tell anybody, swear to God. We keep it a secret because we don't know who the hell does it. It's true. We won't tell everybody. We'll be the guilty little pleasure to have. And here's the list of people who subscribed this week. Alphabetical order. We're going to out them.
Well, the list is, okay okay we're done oh well we're just doing this for fun anyway so yeah when's that gonna start yeah yeah we've passed the one year mark now steven you know that yeah yeah i i heard that on your last uh last podcast our first podcast was january 10th of 2022 yes yeah so we are now we broke the one year plane wow and uh who would have thought and you know the three listeners we have we appreciate yeah and so thank you mom for listening dad thank you mom and dad so all three of those listeners though no so that that's actually how uh i got to be on the show and and everything because you can't help but listen uh to this wonderful podcast without it generating questions or at least responses that's that's what i found myself who gave them a fucking podcast i it generated uh thoughts and responses in my head and that's actually how i reached out to these wonderful people is i did just like they said i i uh i i emailed uh hot wife uh donnalyn at gmail.com did i get that right ben it's hot wife podcast at gmail.com hot wife podcast but either way i did i emailed in and i gave my thoughts on the show but i also asked some questions because really, as long as you're engaged, there's something in this podcast for everybody, whether you're in the lifestyle, whether you're thinking about getting into the lifestyle or whether it's just something you're not into, but trying to understand, um, there's something for everybody, but these people are real people.
And that's how I actually started this friendship as I reached out and i had uh i had some critiques uh and again they accept good and bad uh but i had some critiques and i also had some questions uh you know that i i wanted to discuss or at least being somebody yeah yeah you know and why you didn't grade on a curve I thought we had already said we were going to do that bell curve bell curve oh god we answer the thousands and thousands of emails ourselves thousands and thousands of emails I. Yeah. The check from the, you know, Mumbari and priest should be here soon. Soon, oh yeah.
The prince of, I sent him the $2,000 so he can get those millions. Nigerian prince. Hey. I sent a check in. I know. Okay, of course you do. Yeah, I'm sure you're related to some Nigerian prince. I'm still waiting for them to make my penis bigger kit that I sent in for that was in that email. So, he actually said that Donna said to reach out to you. I was like, what? I thought it was about a sponsorship, and it was like, no. The penis enlarger? Yeah. Oh, yeah. My Swedish penis enlarger. That's not my bag, baby. Honest, that's not mine. That's such a great show. Oh, my God, yes.
But, no, if you reach out to us, we'll get back to you. I mean, we've had a few people reach out to us with some positive stuff. Haven't had any negative stuff yet, other than what Donna tells me. That's what I'm here for. But I block her. She goes straight to the spam folder. That's my wife, all right. That goes right to spam. So no, we have fun with it and I hope you guys can tell that we do this for fun and trying to be informative to the best of our ability. We don't claim to know everything. Donna does. But, you know, she's a woman. That's just part of that. But, no, we have fun.
We're sharing our experiences. That's more like what we're doing. We really can't give advice. We don't know enough. I don't want to know anymore. My head hurts already. Aw. These three brain cells are just... They're overtaxed. They're overtaxed. I'm sorry to hear that. That's why I like these colorful buttons on this board. Yeah, I bet. I'm just like, ooh. It's simple. Green button, good. Red button, bad. Yeah, the mixing board is very colorful. It's got all kinds of green and yellow.
the red button no i don't like the red button stay away from the red button i don't know okay that's a great man i don't know how you stay off that mixing board vent when you're videotaping donna these guys. Because you know you're going to edit it out later. You ought to put some claps in and some different stuff. As she gets undressed with a guy, Donna! Girl, go put some damn panties on! Make her own blooper reels. Oh my god.
We'll wrap this up now sure we can do that if you want to stay on the phone for a few more minutes Steve after we wrap this up we'll continue to talk off air yeah for sure and again to everyone listening I'm sorry to jump in there Vince but I just want you a uh well a long-time listener congratulations on the year like you were just saying thank you um but no these these guys are real people and and i know i i think of myself as somewhat of the norm in the population and i know everyone listening to this or uh past or uh or future uh call in, text message, reach out over email, these people are real, they're going to be excited to talk to you, and it's going to be nothing but good information, so, yeah.
We try to make it fun, you know, life's too short, you know, there's enough bullshit going on, you watch the news and you just get angry and want to throw shit at the TV. We're trying to, you know, sex is one of those things that essentially is free. You charge me. That's different. Well, yeah, I do. Well, you know, a girl's got to do what a girl's got to do. Hey, Steve's got to buy dinner. You know, you've got to buy dinner. Buy dinner, yeah. But, you know, I mean, again, if we can help titillate a little bit and make you laugh a little bit, I think we did our job. I agree.
So, and again, the numbers, when I told Donna the amount of people that listened to the show, she didn't think it was a lot of people. We talked to some people who have some knowledge of podcasting, and our numbers are, thanks to everyone, incredibly good. I'm scratching'm scratching my head yeah i don't know why they want to listen to us either but um i appreciate it i do too but i'm still scratching my head yeah yeah so like oh god yeah but uh so everyone who does listen across all the platforms thank you, you know, hopefully you stay with us through this year.
Hopefully we can keep coming up with something to talk about. It's sex. There's always something to talk about. We talk about sex? Agreed. When did that start? Okay. Now I know. That's what you meant. Oh. Oh. Mm-hmm. Ew. You meant that when, oh, dog. Yeah. Wow. You weren't complaining when I sucked on your dick last night. You didn't suck my dick last night. Oh, shit. That's what I was complaining about. That's what you were complaining about. I wasn't complaining that you did. I was complaining about. That's what you're complaining about. I was complaining that you did.
I was complaining that you didn't. Oh, I see I got that all mixed up. Fucking going back to the Braille sex book. It's going to be a hit, honey. It's going to be a hit. I wonder if I just took the Braille and rubbed it against the bottom of my nuts if I would still serve a purpose. Those little bumps are pretty big. Just saying. What are you talking about? My nuts or the bumps on the book? The bumps on the book. We know how big your nuts are. They're huge. Just saying. Don't fit in my mouth. I'm just saying that. They're not that big. I wouldn't be able to walk.
Jesus Christ, that mouth is huge. Shut up. Fucking elephants be going, damn, he's got big nuts. My trunk can't pick them up. Anyway. Oh, wait. We've got to stop this. Stop the madness now. Stop it. All right. So, again, thank you to everyone. And, Stephen, hold on to the line. We'll talk off air. Thanks, everyone. And hopefully you'll hear next week's show. All right. Everybody have a great night.