Sexual Mistakes and Regrets

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this program contains strong sexual content no one under the age of 18 is permitted to listen to or download the podcast in any manner the host guest and performers are all over the age of 18 rebroadcasting this podcast in any manner is strictly prohibited without the written consent of the owners of the hot wife podcast the commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its host or guest and does not reflect that of the opinion of the hot wife podcast owners agents or representatives this podcast is not meant to be taken as professional advice hi this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast where we discuss all the good the bad and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle hello everybody this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast and i'm sitting across from my idiot husband who's putting masking tape all over his face, mimicking me, I assume.

But he's got it all over as he's pulling his eyes back. Missing eyebrows. Yeah, very nice. Very, very alluring, dear. Thank you. I love it. I'm just trying to... The blue... You with those tapey things you put on your head to help with wrinkles.

Hey, I like i don't like frowning in my sleep that's when i frown i get those little things between my eyes i smile because i'm sleeping apparently i don't like i guess i must be an angry sleeper i don't know oh angry awake just an angry elf yes i am so yeah those little things are cheap they they really do work i mean look at the the two of my eyes it's like there's that 11 is not it's like barely visible now it's a 14 now it's a 14 oh my god now it's 111 i thought i thought you were a zz top fan i saw zz hey today super bowl sunday apparently i wouldn't even know i don't care sorry guys or just a bunch of overpaid pansies that just fucking no tell me how you really don't make enough money they think because they play a game okay go work for a living all of us out there working real jobs making a lot less than they make and then you know they you know now they beat the snot out of their bodies i'm not gonna argue that but oh they do this is my opinion Thank you.

Jobs making a lot less than they make. And then, you know, they, you know, now they beat the snot out of their bodies. I'm not going to argue that. Oh, they do. This is my opinion. My opinion. That's it. There's a lot of people that love sports. Hey, something to think about, you know. You know, I mean, don't get me started. I could do a whole show on that stuff. Yeah, I know. Let's keep this light and sexy, shall we? So you had a little fun today. I sure did. I did. We had a playmate over. I had a playmate over. You had a playmate? You're just friendly with him.

So, I mean, he held the camera. He was a lot of fun. He flipped me around to some positions and took control, which is always good. Did a couple of things you had done in a long time? Yeah. A little fucking yeah a little titty it doesn't usually work with me so your tits are big but not not big enough well they're firm enough that you can't really like push them together to oh sure you can but it's i don't think they're big enough for that yeah like your dick's not going to get lost in my cleavage it's just not not. But it was certainly a lot of fun. Sure. I had a really good time, so.

It was erotic to watch. Oh, good. I'm glad you liked as much as I did. Well, maybe not quite as much. No, I didn't like it half as much as you did. No one was touching my junk. That good. Oh, well, maybe later. Okay, I'll put my cartridge. If you're good. Have more rum and coke. Have more rum and coke. Anyway, so again, we'll start out. We'll get the nastiness out of the way. That's not nasty. We even... People don't really... I mean, a few people take advantage of emailing us, which we appreciate. We had Wayne and some of the other ones and Jay and stuff like that.

But we encourage you to reach out to us. Again, hotwifepodcast at gmail.com. Love to hear anything you may have, questions or comments or jokes, like Wayne sends me jokes. And, you know, topics or something, you know, you want us to talk about or critique us. Hopefully not. We don't take that well, right? Yeah, we do. We haven't had any. We haven't really had anybody send us a nasty gram. Don't be the first. You don't need to be the first, but whatever. I appreciate the input from other people. We get on the side.

We may not get directly through email, but there's people that we're close to that will get them on the phone and they'll start talking about things.

So it's cool do like the uh the camaraderie and you know the input from i'm going to it i'm glad that you know some of the listeners have you know have reached out and and do talk to us and tell us what they like and stuff like that it's and and one of the comments we've been told is they feel like they're part of the show sometimes you know like they interesting that apparently we're relatable enough that sometimes they feel like they're sitting in with the conversation and that's great that's kind of the goal that is kind of the goal Thank you.

know like they interesting that apparently we're relatable enough that sometimes they feel like they're sitting in with the conversation and that's great that's kind of the goal that is kind of the goal yeah we're we're just babbling i won't say talking i'll say babbling so by all stretches um you know you know we're glad to have you guys all listen and women i don't mean guys in a male sense i mean people so um also something you got to use today i was gonna say that go ahead for the titty fuck in fact he took the spunk lube uh the pumpable bottle and he just started dousing between my tits that's probably why i had so much trouble getting traction he used so much he's gonna fall off the.

Dick was going through and he's having trouble like holding my tits together because spunk lube is so slippery, you know. And non-sticky. And non-sticky. He could have gotten traction if it was like a cheaper. Yeah. If it was, you know, some piece of crap lubricant. When it starts to get sticky there. He would have been gripping.

You get like road rasher, you know, Indian brush burns on your t on your tits something like that yeah so this was he i think he put on a little bit too much but it was fun it was like all over it was like your boobs are smooth now oh they are they are soft and supple so it is kind of a you've already talked about it actually does a nice job to soften your skin yeah like we were done he was like wow do you want to like wipe off with a baby wipe and i'm like no not really i want to kind of leave it on my skin because it it really does help feels good does feel good so he's trying to titty fuck he slipped up and poked you in the eye with his dick went too far oh that would have been fine yeah oh it just slipped through my mouth oh darn i hate when i get titty fucked you had you had your head hanging off the edge of the bed.

Oh, that's right. You kind of were getting balls in the eyes. Yeah, kind of was. That was kind of fun. Yeah. I was like, in some instances, I felt like I was being suffocated a little bit. It was a little scary, but a little exciting, too. So, yeah, it was. Yeah. It was all good. Yeah. It was interesting.

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So anyway, they want to see where you're doing what you're doing who you're doing i'm doing hot wife donaldin.com you can check out all the platforms i'm on i'm always uploading stuff i'm going whatever videos i have i'm like yeah this will be fun this one looks good i'm trying to mix them up. So today's topic. I'm not sure how to put this one. Go ahead. Regrets. Things you've done sexually that you wish you hadn't done. Yeah. Like, oops, I wish I hadn't done that. No. Is it something, an act, a person, an act with a person, a person with an act? You know.

Do you have anything off the top of your head all those oops i really wish i hadn't slept with this person type of thing it was earlier on oh sure way earlier on well i think one night stands my last oh my my ex oh that was a big that's that's gonna be the default answer i mean for me if i had to sit there and go what is it for me yeah it was my ex oh that was a big that's that's gonna be the default answer i mean for me if i had to sit there and go what is it for me yeah it was my ex that wasn't my ex-wife you don't have an ex-husband no but i have an ex-boyfriend yeah a lot of ex-boyfriends what are you trying to say yeah before you and i got together you had a lot of boyfriends Oh, okay.

I have even more now. Blow those out of the water. It's a good thing you have Excel for a spreadsheet because those old handwritten phone books, you'd fill those fuckers up. Oh, I feel, yeah. Yeah, I don't know. Is there anything sexually that I've done? Yeah, this is going to be be a short show i can't think of anything off the top i said that i said oops i wish i hadn't done that i can't put my finger there's been things like you're like i'm not ever doing that again oh yeah what was that i don't i can't think of anything off the top my head oh the top the top of my head.

Well, anal's not ruled out now. Yeah, anal's definitely not ruled out now. Maybe at one time it might have been. You don't want to drink a lot and then deep throat somebody. Oh, yeah. Don't want to do that. Don't want to drink a lot of beer, then deep throat. Nope, nope. Or eat anything, like, spicy. I'm just saying. Nothing spicy. Well, today we held off having lunch. Yes, thank goodness. Before you played. Part of lunch involved, I was making bacon chili cheese dogs. Not good. I said, let's wait for the beans to after sex. Don't get too graphic, but yeah, that's true.

I think it's self-explanatory at that point it definitely is yeah if you can't put chili and oh that delicious bacon and cheese and yeah it was pretty good oh those those wieners were they're the biggest wieners i've ever seen no i've well they were pretty i've seen you put bigger wieners in your mouth yeah they didn't have a have a lot of girth to them, but they had some length. They had some serious length. Yeah, they were. They were a foot. They were a foot long. Oh, sure, yeah. So they were true foot long wieners. Let's see. Is there anybody?

I think there was a girl back years ago that was like one of those meet at the bar take home bang kind of things and it was just meant to be take her home banger and that was it right and again you know the next day you go to the bar it's like oh shit i'm sober now come back later oh yeah i don't say i was not a bar person so i don't have any of those stories well you were at the bar dancing exactly so i wasn't but i wasn't a patron of the bar so i wasn't i was working so that was a whole different mindset but yeah that just the x is probably the biggest oh god i wish i would not have done that that would be fine you just stayed a one-night stand yeah just keep it as a one-night stand that would be fine that it was fun but you know yeah that was yeah that was that was pretty nasty i mean i know there's something that is bugging me oh yeah and i i mean for you i mean i know there was something that um well we know we won't go to certain swinger parties because um that that isn't yeah no we've been through that a million times yeah so those kind of things are just like oh man well i'd be interested in hearing from the listeners if there's something that you've done sexually right you're like no i'm not doing that again you know i mean Thank you.

the listeners if there's something that you've done sexually right you're like no i'm not doing that again you know i mean um it's bugging me i can't think of something now i mean i thought for sure like when i saw when i came up with the topic i was like oh this yeah there's probably 10 different things but i'm having a freaking brain fart here yeah especially recently there is very little i would say i i said would go back and say i wish i hadn't done that most of the time i go into it with some ambivalence and then it was like you know i don't think this is going to work out it's sort of and then you end up having a great time so usually for me it's the other way around i start out like oh i don't know if this is gonna well okay this scenario is gonna work one of the things that i know um i'm not gonna mention names right but like you're not into rough sex or choking in general no and there is uh one or two playmates that are really that are arrogant and pushy and those are the kind of people that right off the bat it's like nope not doing that again and you know what they if they would just slow down on being so aggressive it would be a lot more fun for me but yeah they're definitely like the last time that one guy was here you didn't see him because you were focusing on yeah what was going down below but he had his hand on my throat lifting me up and i was like just take your hand off yeah if i was seeing that he would have been hurt yeah and it's you know sometimes your hand just goes there just no it doesn't yeah if you 57 years of my life i've never during sex put my hand on a woman's well what about on her chin to kiss her or it's kissing that's that's a gentle the slightly pinched chin that's not grabbing her fucking throat i've grabbed guy's throats when i go to beat the fuck out of them but i don't that's different then i kiss them later you kiss them later make up for being so rough there you go i'm sorry did i hurt you i didn't mean to be so nasty and forceful but just kind of something else no okay no all right just go there but here's the thing with that see i'm i'm kind of a switch i might start off being like oh i'm not really feeling it and then when i get like my motor starts wrapping then it's like yeah fuck me so hard pound, my motor starts revving, then it's like, yeah, fuck me so hard.

Pound my fucking pussy harder. You know, and it's like, where the fuck did that come from? Yeah, I mean, yeah, you have thrown me off on that one a few times. Like, oh, I don't want rough sex. It's like, okay. So I tell the guy, no rough sex. And then, you know, three minutes into this guy fucking you, you're like, pull my hair, fuck my little pussy, fuck that pussy. I'm like, Jesus Christ. What happened to that?

I don't want rough sex rough sex well i you know i think i'm overcompensating with my shoulder so i'm always afraid that if they lift me up or it depends on the position you're talking about so if you're in your back it's a little different yeah being on your back is kind of boring i'd rather be on all fours and stuff so i'm kind of like over protecting my shoulder like in my i think you like your ass fucked harder than your pussy oh god yeah absolutely absolutely like i said before there's more room down there's a little more you know you got 16 feet of colon my vagina is my vagina is only like what five inches you know so they're always hitting back they're always hitting i can't say bottom because it's really not it's a top so they get to the back of the cul-de-sac yeah they get to the back of the cul-de-sac real quick and it's like ow it's like forget the cul-de-sac hit the mud road yep get get in the back door hit the dirt road dirt road can i can handle it so much when it feels great so i mean it's a win-win you know i can handle a lot more pounding back there than i can up front for some reason i don't i don't know is there you know maybe i'm psychotic maybe i have some mental issues there may be some issues i have to work through mommy issues daddy issues whatever now there's more room there's just more room it As long as I'm, like, revved up.

Oh, yeah, I can. Sometimes I prefer having anal. Yeah, I can honestly say I prefer having anal. I've actually seen some videos recently out there that, like, content creators interviewed, and they actually say I prefer anal. I wonder why.

I mean, it's probably different for for everybody but i just gave you my reason i mean every woman has depth limitations and the front yeah sure the back i mean if they're too long they do hit a nerve and my left leg goes numb but other than that we're good you know the other thing is too i can't walk right afterwards it's like my right eye twitches for a couple yeah a couple minutes yeah but um but the one thing is too um i think it's uh brain fart man what's wrong with you i gotta have more bourbon i i think you need more bourbon for sure there's too much blood okay it came back to me sorry oh it's like i started thinking i had this crazy thought of like maybe you should stop drinking bourbon it's like fuck you it's like oh but you know every woman has a a limit to how much they can put in right and you know and again depending on the guy who what he's bringing to the table right you know so i could see where once you get past the initial i'm guessing uncomfortableness of anal that all of a sudden sit there and go okay we can you know do this oh absolutely well the neat thing is with anal you can do it vaginally too but because he's in the back door i have more room to play with my clit yeah he i can do that while he's in my pussy too but it's it's a lot closer like if i'm doing doggy i can play with my clit there's a lot of clitoral stimulation i go on while he's in the back door and it all kind of feels really good and yeah there's yeah i just like it okay i just yeah that's fine i mean we've talked about that yeah yeah so but wonderful as far as i think if there's things sexually that you wish you hadn't done it's been it's more a person more of a person than an act exactly usually the act is like oh that'd be so hot but he just ruined it for me or he can't perform that yeah or he can't perform that or nothing i don't want to be rude with people not performing but if they're just rude you know they're just not we're not clicking maybe that's it yeah well yeah there has to be some kind of chemistry and sometimes you think there's a chemistry there.

Then when the, you know, the wheels hit the asphalt, it's kind of like, ah, I thought he was a lot more fun when we were sexting or texting than he is in bed. Well, and the other thing I forgot, but I've got it back to, is, again, is, you know, you might be on birth control and stuff. And let's say you get cream-pied, you could still have that fear, like, well, you know. But when you go anal.

When you go nope oh cream pie the shit out of my asshole i'm just gonna fart it out later yep i just have my little my little fart but fart bubbles fart bubbles yeah come come poops that's what we were calling them come poops some poops i was like i know there's a name for them because guys with glazed donut in the toilet sort of like a little you know somebody did anal with me i got a big cream pile the whole rest of the night i had the the cum poops it's like these big dollops of cum in the toilet i was like oh there's a cum poop right there cool swallow i used it on him i used it on finally i don't know what you're choking on but you're choking on something i was uh breathing while i was swallowing my bourbon so it uh theors went up.

But I just, yeah, you got me. But no, I would think, yeah, it would probably be more of a person than an act for us. Oh, absolutely. We're not really that adventurous. No, I don't think we are.

I there's things i like i like the hair pulling i gain all i guess compared to like vanilla people we're oh my god they're so wild and then to swingers we're like oh they're pretty much running the mill they're pretty much you know right there you know there's nothing real kinky not like oh i oh well i do have a newfound love of ass eating okay i found something i found something sexually i don't want to watch anymore his ass was fine to eat it was just it was fun i think i'm just saying my you know you know a guy eating a woman's ass doesn't bother me but i don't know man there's just something wrong it was smooth.

There's just something wrong. In my book, those who enjoy it, God bless you, man. Go at it. But there's something wrong about watching a woman eating a man's ass. I'm sorry. There's something against nature there. I'm just thinking back to Angelina saying how much she loved eating a certain man's ass. Oh, Jesus. A certain ethnicity. Asian guy's asses. She's like, oh, they're so smooth. I just look at my face in there and just eat their ass. And she's like going, if it's smooth. Oh, come on. No, it's just disgusting. Look at you, and you're squirming over there. Oh, God. Oh, okay.

I'm just saying. I don't see anything wrong with it. No, there's just something to me. It's all I can word. It's my opinion. So you're trying to say that all anal stimulation means that men are definitely borderline on the whole homosexual thing? I didn't say a word. I didn't say a word, did I? I haven't recorded. I didn't say anything like that. Okay. I can't record my thoughts. I'm just saying, if it feels good for you, fuck it. Do it. I understand that. I agree. Take it over your bucket list. I did it. I have said it before. I'll say it again. If it's something you enjoy, own it. Yeah.

That's great. God bless you. You're over there going, oh, I can't do it. I own the fact that that is not arousing to me.

That's part i own i am not stopping or telling anyone not to do it i'm just saying it's funny watching you squirm i don't need to witness it well you did i know i did oh come on and i had to get the camera up close which means i'm looking at the viewfinder so i get to see it up close you turn your head kind of like i just move the camera in i'm just gonna look away kind of like what you did when you were videotaping that one bdsm girl uh actually dominatrix and spanky yeah he just set the camera blah i'm just gonna whatever they can there was no zoom in i just set the camera hit record walked away hid behind a curtain and that's what you did yeah Donna Donna and this other uh young lady who was a budding dominatrix yeah she had a a sub um that went by the name spanky um that's a disturbing video um that uh he she violated the course of this one hour podcast that she was doing I don't know.

um that's a disturbing video um that uh he in the course of this one hour podcast that she was doing used an electrode like egg like the women had those masturbating put electric that that shocks you put that up his ass had his dick in a cage for a while kept smacking his dick once it came out of the cage, jerk off get him close to coming and then stop and then fucked him with a eight inch strap-on dildo i've been in therapy for i'm sure yeah that one was definitely i'm glad that that's that was an interesting session we'll go with that it was interesting you were having fun i was having fun you were jerking him off you blew him for a little bit yeah yeah he sat on his face yeah but he was fun that way but all the things that he needed to have an orgasm or what his level of uh of punishment to achieve pleasure is beyond me yeah it's just beyond me i mean if i was i don't want to insult people if you were so inclined to have things up your ass what well if i was ever inclined to do the things he did, I'll put it that way.

Right. And I'm nowhere near that. Oh, I'd dip my head in tar. Well, he wore a mask. He wore a mask, yeah. Yep, yep. I just... Maybe... I don't know. It just... You're struggling with this one, aren't you? I'm trying not to offend people. Again, if you like it, you have to own it. If that's your thing, man, God bless you. Why should they? I don't understand it. It's like wine. I don't understand wine. I don't understand wine. I don't have an appreciation for it. You don't have a taste for it. That's true.

And people don't have taste for bourbon it's the same thing it's the same thing same comparison um just because i don't like it doesn't mean it's not good that's true just my opinion of yeah it was good for me that's all i can go by that was probably again that's what everyone should go by yeah if there's something you do that feels good to you and you're on board with it, hey, man, rock it. You know? Well, he certainly did. Yeah, we'll go with that. Yeah, that was probably the most weirdly kinky thing I was ever a part of. Most sadistic, I can't say sadistic, because all I...

It wasn't done to harm him. It was things he wanted done. Right. So I wouldn't say sadistic because all I... It wasn't done to harm him. It was things he wanted done. Right. So I wouldn't call that a sadistic thing. No, I guess not. You're doing it against, like, he was blindfolded and didn't know what was happening to him and... Yeah, that's true....outwardly didn't, like... Okay, it's more......enjoy it, but he did. But you had to inflict that kind of and endure that kind of discomfort.

i have something sexually i did that i i wouldn't do again record that session there you go that's the one oh voila eureka you came up with one oh my god that's good yeah it was certainly interesting i i've never seen that before. I probably won't ever see that again. If I can help it, you won't. But, I mean, whatever. Yeah. People like what they like. Yeah. Some people go to different levels.

And, again, we've heard of people need need to be hurt and blood drawn to get it orgasms yeah that's stuff like that i would never i'm not going to even get into that but that's you know it's just like okay i that's i don't know how do you surpass how do you surpass like what just feels good normally how do you just like well i like a vanilla milkshake it's very good however i want it smashed over my head i want a vanilla milkshake with like razor blades in it and then i want to drink it anally while it's boiling it's like? What happened to the vanilla milkshake? Yeah, exactly.

But if drinking that kind of milkshake rocks your world, go for it. No. Leave me out of it. I'm not making it for you. And I'm not going to record it. Nope. Yeah, it was certainly.

Again, I wouldn't say i wouldn't do that again it's not one of those kind of things i would definitely do that again because it was very interesting and i wasn't being harmed and i got to you know partake partake but without being i wasn't the one administering those those toys and i would never do that yeah shortly after that's when we parted ways i don't know how that happened with that dominatrix right exactly but uh yeah spanky actually wanted to shoot with you oh i didn't know that yeah but and uh see i couldn't do those things to him no he wanted to do like normal stuff oh normal he had a normal sign sometimes when people um we know people that they can't come unless they have that whatever that stimulation is that's definitely out of the norm and not everybody can perform on you so like if he would have come to me like hey you need to peg me i'm definitely not comfortable with that use electrodes on on me.

Hell no. You know, all those things. It never would have happened. It would be like, you're going to be very unhappy with your experience with me because it's going to be so vanilla. You're going to be miserable because, you know, I have a lot of guys asking me pegged and it just, you know, I'm just not there yet.

I'm i'm just not there you had one guy you were willing to do it with yeah and everything was going good with him great guy and everything else yeah and then all of a sudden he just disappeared we got that girlfriend in florida well we didn't he disappeared and then i contacted him hey man where you been oh i got this girlfriend and she's moving to florida and you know once she leaves, I then I contacted him. Hey, man, where you been? Oh, I got this girlfriend. And she's moving to Florida, and once she leaves, I'll be back. So I have a funny feeling he moved to Florida with her.

Can't blame him. I don't know. I don't know about her. Yeah, I mean, that'd be nice. I mean, that's a woman. Yeah, it must be nice. Hey, wish him well. But yeah, because he even got me that strapless strapless strap on, you know, because it vibrates like inside your pussy. So as the woman doing either A to another woman or B to another man, you're getting pleasure. And then the person that you're using it on, it vibrates on that end too. There's all different controls. There's a remote. Yeah.

So I've been, I've put it in, uh, the design isn't quite right i'll still need a harness for it because it is kind of top heavy it kind of once it's in somebody's asshole i guess it's yeah you know he's picking up the load so to speak that's true i didn't think about that because i put it in my pussy and it just kind of like fell right now walk around with it i did yeah i tried walking around it's supposed to be in somebody and it's supposed to be in two people At the same time yes oh so maybe i'm not using it right i should have apparently not don't look at me oh i'm not looking at you not even a little bit not gonna help you at all but it is interesting i mean it's a cool device i would like to use it sometime on somebody or somebody use it on me male i don't know that male probably female.

Yeah, we'll have to see. Someday. So you can't come up with anything you really regret. I mean, there's people. There's been some people in your past you regret. People in my past, but like from the time I became an adult till now, no. Like Jabberjaw? He was a good to shoot with. He was, you know, he...

Oh, he was an asshole yeah but he was he was up for anything i mean i did double penetration because he's always stroking his dick he's up for anything so yeah he was definitely uh had a lot of energy we shot that one that one scene with him with the you know which one i'm talking about with the cute the cool pop that was really hot you know so he he was actually you know if he didn't if he would just shut up he'd be fine you know that's the name jabberjaw he just did not shut up we've met a couple people like that yeah yeah all right they spend more time talking than they do fucking it's like dude just shut up and fuck me for fuck's sake.

Just shut up and fuck me. Come on. Here, stick my pussy in your mouth. And you tell me to keep talking and don't fuck me. Well, yeah. See, different techniques. Different techniques. We'd like to actually hear from you. Tell us, send us an email, hotwifepodcasts at gmail.com. And I'd love to hear if you've done something.

And if it's, you don't have to get reallymail.com and um love to hear if if you've done something and if it's you don't have to get really descriptive and you kind of regret it yeah something you did or something you did that you regret give us an outline yeah yeah i'd be curious we're not going to read it on air we're just curious to get your feedback because i can't't think of anything. This is the shortest show in history. Over 35 minutes? I don't regret anything, really, except for my last mistake. Well, my wife bought a trout at the supermarket. Oh, yeah, that was not good.

It was laying on the counter. She went to the neighbor's to borrow some spices, and I was kind of hard. Oh.

She didn't know trouth had teeth oh you know what i would not stick my dick into anything that has teeth well didn't know i had teeth i mean sharp pointy teeth didn't know i had sharp pointy teeth i thought they were vegetarians anyway um okay anyway i want to thank everyone for listening um again feel free to reach out to us hot wife podcast gmail.com check out spunk group don't forget to type in the word hot wife all one word in the discount code in the checkout when you go to buy something. You'll get 10% off.

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