Sex as you Mature

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Hi, this is Donna Lynn and welcome to my Hot Wife podcast where we discuss all the good, the bad, and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle. Hello, everybody. This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. I'm here once again with my wonderful husband, Vince. I'm just waiting for a snarky remark. No snarky remarks tonight? What's wrong? You're out of snarky remarks? No, I got a bucket full. A bucket full of snarky remarks. They all got your name on it. I know. I feel so lucky with the snarky remarks. Yeah. Usually you're good with throwing out those little remarks, you know.

Yeah, I'm just in a lot of pain today with my back, so. Oh. Sorry. I know you're medicating. I am. And what is the medicinal drink of choice today, dear? The bourbon of tonight's show is, this is a bourbon called Penelope. And this, they have like five or six different blends. Right. This one is the barrel strength or cast strength, whichever one it is. I think he's told me barrel earlier. It might be barrel strength. So this is coming out at 115.3 proof. Proof. Yeah. So, yeah. So if you're going to do it, do it right. No namby-pandy. What are we talking about? It should go for everything.

Do it, do it right. Yeah. No, you know, quasi, you know, bourbon tonight. It's definitely strong. It's not a manly thing or anything, but I am a personal preferences of generally bourbons over a hundred proof. They have more flavor for me. The 80 proofs, 90 proof I can deal with. 80 proofs are good. They're enjoyable. Like, 80 proofs are great if you're at a party and you don't want to get you know, at least for me, not get schnookered. Oh, yeah. That would be me. But you are like 10 proof. I'm like, don't, don't. Just sniff it. You don't even like to get drunk walking by me drinking bourbon.

Yeah, pretty much. But we've had a couple of people ask me, and Jay actually just sent us an email and asked me the question, too. Like, what is my favorite bourbon? Hmm. That will be a pretty tough one because I know you change. I have so many. Well, you have so many, and it depends on what your mood is, too. Do you want something that's a little sweeter? No, if I had something like a standard, I know this isn't sexual related, but whatever. Like, I cut my teeth on Wild Turkey 101. I know, but. That's always my go-to. You can never go wrong with Wild Turkey 101, in my opinion.

That's all it is. And that's still one of my all-time favorites. Yes. Another one of my favorites is... Woodford Reserve. Double Oak. Woodford Reserve Double Oak. See, that's sexy. There's a word wood in there and... Double? Double. Oak, not so much. But yeah, that's one of my favorites. I mean, Woodford Reserve makes great products across the board. I'm a big fan of New Riff, bourbon, Knob Creek. We just scored a bunch of bottles of Buffalo Trace. Buffalo Trace, yeah. It's another one of my favorites. Like Maker's Mark.

I mean, I have like 60 or so or 70 different bottles of bourbon, scotch, Irish whiskey, Japanese whiskey. We don't have a retirement anymore. Just saying. We just took the whole thing and just...

We're not going to have retirement i don't think i ever want to retire anyway that just sounds so boring retirement oh boy okay tonight's show's theme is oh it's um does sex as you get older get better like wine yeah exactly does it get better with age like a fine wine or maybe could be the title could be the differences between you know sex when you're younger versus sex when you're old and all kinds of physical limitations growing by the day oh yeah it's so much fun let's just start off the bat my opinion comes from somebody who has abused their body in every way possible internally externally physically everything else over the years and i am just a fucking train wreck so yeah i i have abused mine too physically you haven't caught up to me no no i think i'm paying like higher prices i've been in 12 major car accidents none of them have been my fault ridden in the ambulance numerous times that was just for fun come on you just like the you just like that neck brace thing you're like oh and they strap you down you're like don't dare drunks Thank you.

in the ambulance numerous times that was just for fun come on you just like to you just like that neck brace thing you're like oh and they strap you down you're like don't dare drunks to hit you because they will yeah um you know falling off roofs been trapped in burning buildings was a fireman uh been shot at you know well that was the whole jealous husband thing okay yeah he trapped me in a burning building and then no no no they did just shot at you shot at me trying to keep me in a burning building and then no no no they did shot at you shot at me trying to keep me in that burning building um yeah i've played a lot of sports i've just uh yeah so yeah i'm convinced we've said it before sports are not great for your body in my opinion no i think they're anything but healthy for you i guess in moderation and'd be okay because i was well you know if you're playing nerf gun tag or something maybe you're fine but full tackle football contact sports and no padding no helmets you know it could be a little different yeah but anyway so the that's going to add to part of what we talk about with the is sex does sex get better as you mature that is the question okay i'm still waiting for the answer i'm afraid of the answer i really am well i, anybody who's younger listening might go, oh, my God, I better have all, and you should.

You should have all the sex you can now. Yeah, because you don't know when it's going to end. Well, you don't know when your body's going to go. That's enough. That's it. Remember when you could do this last week?

You can't do this week you can't do it this week you know like like um uh mickey has said and even angelina you know take oh my god i could fuck for hours and they can now angelina is my age right i mean she's a she's a dynamo and she is a type a personality She is a very very rare um individual in so many ways um unique and again if you haven't listened to her podcast she has started her own podcast it's on thursdays are the new episodes um it's it's on our it's on our website it's um the crazed sex craze podcast so you can go there or you can go to sexyangelina.com tell you what let me do this yeah play the commercial hi this is angelina nicole host of sex craze podcast if you want to find out where you can find more of me check out sexyangelina.com you'll find my videos social media and my podcast I don't know.

podcast if you want to find out where you can find more of me check out sexyangelina.com you'll find my videos social media and my podcast and love showing off and this is where you'll be able to see all of it come take a look okay there you go there you go come There you go. Come take a look. I love how she sounds so sultry. Yeah. But then, like, when she gets on the show, it's like, I need dick. Oh, my God. I want to eat corn dogs out of their ass. Oh, more pain.

And again, if you go to her many vids page, which if you go to sexyangeline.com, and you'll see some videos, a shot of her masturbating and all I can tell you is there is no acting involved. They are the most incredibly interesting masturbation. Intense. It's hard to put the word intense into a masturbation video. Thank you. I mean, I've done masturbation. They're okay. They're erotic. Hers are not only erotic. They're intense. They're intense. I'm out of breath watching them. Yeah. She's ripping her clothes off and tying herself up with them. And that's all her. Twisting and winding.

I was like, oh my God. So here's the inside track before we get back to the topic. Because this is a lot more interesting. The inside track with her is she is a sex addict. True. It truly is true sex addict true truly admitted she is in therapy she is a full-blown admitted sex addict yeah um and so like when i was over her house shooting those videos with her uh of her not with her of her um you wouldn't last three seconds with her. My insurance company says, no, we can't cover you with that.

I think out of just pure sympathy, she goes, I think she's like, no, I don't want to make Donna a widow. Yeah, seriously. I need you. So we came up with a concept. She was like, well, what are we shooting? And I said, well, it's going to be you because you didn't find someone that can ride the bull for more than eight minutes or eight seconds, but whatever, I don't know. Eight seconds. Yeah, I know. I couldn't even. Eight minutes, eight seconds. So it's like, okay, here's the fantasy scenario. And she would go, hmm, no, I got one. Like, okay. She'd put on some outfit.

and she'd go hmm no i got one like okay she'd put on some outfit then she'd go into these like the one she did with uh professor cliff cliff that's my favorite yeah professor cliff is my favorite because i love when she like rips her panties apart And these are like They look like brand new She puts her ass in the air And like Pretending to get dry humped Yeah And shit And smacking her ass Oh my god Oh my god But like I said I'm standing behind the camera She's doing this I'm I'm giving her no direction And When she's done I'm out of breath Right, yeah I had to sit down And have a cigarette I wasn't even touching myself Oh no I was like Jesus I like when she had her We'll be right back.

she's done. I'm out of breath. Right, yeah. I had to sit down and have a cigarette. I wasn't even touching myself. Oh, no. It was like, Jesus. I think when she had her Hitachi's on, she's standing up by the window. Oh, yeah, and she's wearing the men's underwear, and she's like, I could just come all day. Here I come. I'm coming again. I'm coming again. And she's like, I could just come all day. And she'll sit there. Oh, it's rapid fire. I mean, she's bang. It's like, Jesus Christ. Holy fuck. Yeah. Yeah, she's... Thank you.

I'm coming again and she's like I could just come all day and she'll sit there oh it's rapid fire I mean she's bang it's like Jesus Christ holy fuck yeah yeah she's she's a trip oh my god so for her sex is actually I don't know if it's gotten better or not but it's certainly still alive and well oh she's gotta be in hell right now she has she has in-laws well she has some relatives here, not in-laws. Okay, just relatives, sorry. From outside this country. And they're visiting and staying with her two weeks. So she doesn't get to, she can't masturbate with people at a house. No.

She is not quiet. Nope, nope. She can't even sneak that. I think the neighbor's three houses over with the window shut can hear her. Yeah, I'm thinking so. Yeah, she, she no there's no way she can be discreet not even close no so you know so that she has to i don't know what whether she has to make pour a bucket of water put her head in the bucket of water and then masturbate while her head's under the water or what she does. I don't know. I don't know what she's, but I tell you what. Gives them money, go to the movies. Go see a movie in this country and then goes and has fun. I don't know.

But that thing, it's... I tell you what, when they leave and she has the house to herself again, it's going to be nuts. Either A, she's going to like grab... Her desire for cock is going to be even worse now. I know. Yeah, I know. But anyway. All right. I don't know of any woman that uses those words ever. Yeah. Not in that age group. No, I might say I'm horny. They don't. Yeah. No, but she says, I want cock now. The vigor she goes at it with. Oh, yeah. Her expressions are like her hands are like, I want cock.

She could rip your dick out by its roots she really could yeah with her mouth or hands or pussy oh my god yeah i i pity the next guy that she actually fucks i feel bad for him he better he he he should notify next to kin in case he doesn't show back up yes here is i mean if he was smart, he'd go get microchipped or something so he could track that body down. Because she is going to devour that thing. I know. It scares me a little bit. Her pussy is sort of like the monster. Yeah, the plant from. No, it's more like the dragon or whatever it is under the steps in the monsters. Oh.

Her pussy opens up. Is no that was spot spot that was spot for the monsters but uh anyway so we also gave our friend who was here the other show uh gave him some spunk loop and uh i'm curious i've been to reach out to him and see see if he He used it on his wife. See what his review on that is. Yeah, that would be interesting.

He won't be able to tell us he'll have to tell me enough to read it but go to spunk lube.com check it out get some get some you will not be um disappointed disappointed that's for sure because we've used it on our toys when angelina and i had the both of our toys and we were doing the with theunk lube, without the spunk lube, then with the spunk lube to see what the difference would be. And it helped. It was really good. It was really smooth. And we even heard recently, too, from Logan and Autumn. Yeah. That was a blast from the past. It's quiet to hear them.

Apparently, they still listen to their show, which is great. We miss them. Hi, guys. Again, they got spunk food from us, and I didn't get to hear back from them about that after every challenge. Yeah, they said something about some video they were going to show and share with us. I'm curious about that. Hey. That would be very sexy. Anything Autumn wants to show, I will watch. You will watch. Yeah, me too. You know? Me too. That's good.

So, getting back to back to okay the original topic the original topic sure about you're talking about whether chess or checkers is a better game yeah that's exactly what we're talking about because that is so sexy i thought so yeah no i think i think sex from you know is younger it was like more more of a vigor, like, because you're just so excited about just being able to have sex that you just go after it with, like, a flurry. I would almost compare, and I might be wrong. I've been wrong once or twice. I would almost say it's sort of like video games.

Like, when you're younger, you know, the younger crew today, you know, younger the younger generation, they're all wrapped up in these video games. Like, oh, my God, it's so exciting. But you're not really doing much. You're going through the motions. You're playing the game. You might be having fun, but it doesn't mean anything. That's a good way to put it. Yeah, you go through the motions.

It's but now okay i'm 57 and you're 62 and next week you're 63 but you know it's like okay so it's like the video games i'm actually more interested in the real thing and i can't do the real thing necessarily every day you know or whatever and so all of a sudden it's like when i get to you know shooting a gun in a video game not exciting going to the range and shooting a real gun kind of exciting kind of exciting scary fun yeah scary fun it's that kind of thing you know i can play baseball on a fucking art on the video game or i can go out and play it with friends and actually hit the ball and run and catch and then be sore afterwards and i'll be able to walk for a week yeah yeah getting older it's so much fun and again we've talked about this on other shows it's you know when you're under 35 and orgasms always feels good sure somehow after 35 i think orgasms feel so much better We'll be right back.

under 35 and orgasms always feels good sure somehow after 35 i think orgasms feel so much better you appreciate them more well you appreciate them more and the this is going to sound kind of strange they became for me more complex sure like that i guess because it's the understanding of them the appreciation i don't think they're any more complex it's that you've grown that you've Thank you.

more complex sure like i guess because it's the understanding of them the appreciation i don't think they're any more complex it's that you've grown that you've grown yeah they're different they were different then they've changed over the course of the last 40 years or whatever it's changed on who's given them to you oh that's true too yeah but i mean let's just take giving myself an orgasm because that has changed. I mean, the field of orgasm, what makes me have an orgasm has changed. You know, how quickly I can come has changed.

And when I was in, I was telling you earlier, just only briefly, though, there was a definite line between premenopausal orgasms and postmenopausal orgasms. If you're a lady, you know what I'm talking about. And then you have that desert in the middle where there was no orgasms. Well, there was, but they were painful. Exactly. They burned. That was fucked up. I have an orgasm that burned like a hot. Like you're being punished for it. Yeah. It's like, this feels good. Oh, no, it doesn't. It's burning. It was like a deep inside burning.

Like somebody took a hot punished for it yeah it's like this feels good oh no it doesn't it's burning i was like that deep inside burning like somebody took a hot poker and was in your insides and and i don't i don't know the sensation i can't even say like what direction was coming from it's like it radiated out from your just from your hoo-hoo you know what i'm saying a feeling that wasn't pleasurable how about that yeah it was, it was a hot burning sensation, kind of like an aching. Am I going off again? No, I just lowered it because you were... Oh, too loud, sorry. No, it's okay.

But yeah, that was not pleasant, not good at all. It was weird. And then it changed, so now it feels good again. But again, it's different than the orgasms I had before. Sure. But even the aspect of like the 75 positions, you want to try to accomplish every one of them every time you have sex. Well, as you get older, it's like your knees hurt, your back hurts, your hip hurts, your neck hurts.

I can't bend in those positions like i could be for we have to like do an hour of yoga before we would like okay we're gonna stretch it all for a bad idea i don't want to pull hammy i'm trying to fuck you it's like okay i'm gonna stretch out my hamstrings but you're laying on your back i know i don't want to pull hammy oh you can do it you can do it yeah lay on your on your back no laying on your stomach you definitely could well my point is i could be sitting in this chair looking at you and pull hammy well we're such athletes as it's amazing i don't know how that happens we're in better shape than some the work we do around this house that's true but still i mean it's almost like you do you have to like stretch and do some kind of Thank you.

We're in better shape than some. The work we do around this house. That's true. But still, I mean, it's almost like you do. You have to stretch and do some kind of yoga or, you know, something, some kind of stretching before you do sex otherwise. You were going to pull a muscle then. Oh, my God, it's going to be terrible. Yeah.

I mean, you're going to really make the person you're with having sex with feel good oh oh oh oh it's like yeah baby yeah yeah no i pulled a hammy yeah that's not good not good yeah but i mean again you know the the energy level when you're younger is the excitement right the thrill but but I don't really think, and we've said this before again, I don't think that the full enjoyment is there. Right. You're just like, yeah, you're just like putting another notch in my bedpost. Fuck yeah, which is fine. Which is.

And I'm not saying you don't enjoy it, but if you're under 35, I actually think once you break, especially the 40 plane, Mickey, we've talked about that with her, whether it was on air or not, I don't remember. Mickey, for a lot of years, has been with one man.

And she doesn't complain about the sex with that you know with their other husband um but all of a sudden she's been experiencing other people and and she's like no sex has never been like this she says you know when i had it when i was younger you know it wasn't it was fun and everything but she goes it's just so much more heightened now i said yeah because you enjoy it more you you know i think there's a lot of things that play there um it's your your attitude toward it and i think her attitude towards sex has changed and and it because she's with different people now you know they broaden her horizons and they have different techniques and they do different things to her.

But, you know, also, I think as we get older, we have more responsibilities. Oh, really? We do? Oh, I didn't say we did them. Yeah, I didn't say we don't have to own them, but we have them.

But I mean, you know, you sit there and say, oh, I mean, there guys like i'm gonna call my girlfriend or whatever and we're gonna you know we're just gonna go let's go it's like well now it's like well i gotta cut the lawn and then we'll go i kind of have to stack up the firewood in the back of the house but then we'll go then i gotta wash the car oh but then we'll go take the wife's car out fill it up with gas and then i gotta clean the pool i gotta do this protect the chemicals but then we'll go fuck then when you take a nap but then we'll fuck i tell you this all the time you're like no i got more jobs for you to do that's not even true yeah i need some of those jobs come.

I'd say you didn't do the jobs. You're not going, let's go fuck. You don't even play with me when the sun's up. Is the sun up? Yeah. Oh, then we'll have to wait. That's my point. I need a dark room, roofies, alcohol. I see alcohol kicking in. But, no, we're, again, when you're young, it's just like, yeah, okay, let's fuck. Don't go out to dinner. Come home, we'll fuck. Watch a movie, then we'll fuck during the movie, and then after the movie, we'll fuck some more.

So now it's like, it's been a week are you tired no I think I'm okay think we can get one out don't make it last long just depends on how vigorous things have been during the day week yeah I mean just have when you're younger you have more energy I mean it's a sad truth you know I wasn't working the hours I'm working now Thank you. I mean, you just have, when you're younger, you have more energy. I mean, it's a sad truth, you know? I wasn't working the hours I'm working now. Well, I'm talking, we're trying to talk people in general. People in general. Again, as you're older, you have kids.

You have kids. Getting that time. The time is a huge thing. And again, the sex you have when you're married with children, you know, again. Sounds like a TV show. Yeah.

You can't be making those animalistic noises and screams you know because all of a sudden there's a dad what's going on in there so nothing yeah your mom stubbed a toe ow ow ow ow yeah like you have to squelch it and that kind of puts a damper on things because you can't let loose and ah yeah some i i don't know i don't know what married people do that have kids since our kids are your kids are grown and out of the house so yeah so yeah i mean i remember as a kid my parents would uh like midday and i didn't know be in there. Now, my parents fought a whole lot. Right.

They fought more than they got along. Right. And there'd be times that they were fighting. And all of a sudden, they'd go into the bedroom, and they'd lock the door. And you could hear them. And they're talking and arguing. But then there'd be times, like on a Saturday or Sunday, whatever, you know, we'd be out playing, come home, the bedroom door would be locked. And we'd, you know, pull on the door knob, like, Mom, Dad, you in there? What do you want? I don't have to paint the picture.

No, but the thing is are they're they're you you hear what sounds like fighting but really that's not what was going on at all no you didn't hear anything if they were fighting and arguing you would hear them talking or whatever or arguing but there was times where there was no noise see that was a dead giveaway that they but i didn't i was too young i didn't know about fucking then like, you know, what they say today. It's like five years old. You know about sex. It wouldn't have your dick cut off. No, this was like, I'm five, six years old.

And I just wanted to know, it was like, Hey, it's lunchtime. When you fucking feed me. Yep. You know, and feed me so I'm going to fuck back out and play. Exactly. You know, you know, but anyway, it's another story. I'm not going to get into politics. Or the abuse you had as a child. Yeah. It's a whole other podcast. The Angry Vince podcast. And I'd be banned in every country in the world.

There'd be exactly zero political correctness On every shape, form, platform The whole show would be nothing but Beep It's like a fucking Morse code show But anyway Yeah, no, as a parent You want to have that time But, you want to have that time. But your kids, like we've seen it with people, they're like, my kid's supposed to be in bed at 9, they keep getting out of bed. Well, there was a simple answer to that when I was a kid. It's like, smack my ass, get the fuck to bed. There was none of that. You didn't have an option.

You got out of bed, you better get up, pee, get a drink of water, and get the fuck to bed you know there was none of that you didn't have an option you got out of bed you better get up pee get a drink of water and get the fuck back in bed it was like you were not you know it's like 9 o'clock you're in your bed don't come the fuck out you're either sick or you're going to the bathroom and going back to bed there's no two ways about it but we know people that you know their well, they're supposed to be at 9, it's 11 now. And I keep telling them, okay, you can have one more ice cream.

I don't know why they don't go to sleep. She's giving cappuccino. Here's 17 pounds of sugar. I don't know why they don't sleep. I can't figure it out. And then they went and said, we never get alone time. How about some thinking? So anyway, okay, this is not a parental guidance show. Nope. Again, just too much pain and drinking alcohol. You know what? Whiskey. Give your kids whiskey. I'm all about that. I think it's a necessity. What the fuck?

If they're old enough, if parents can get their dicks cut off or whatever get their body mutilated you can have a shot here's some fucking bourbon baby drink the fuck up this is i probably shouldn't say this but i remember my sister was little she was teething that's all and they would put whiskey on your finger on their finger and they'd rub it on their gums well one of the other things i've heard of is two women drink wine when they're breastfeeding. Yeah, baby goes right out. But anyway, so I think it's, yeah, there's a whole different level of passion or something.

I mean, I think also as you get older, it's not as necessary to have the sex part as is the intimacy. Good point, yeah. I think we crave more intimacy as we get older than we do the raw slappy sex thing. We just don't have the energy. Intimacy doesn't, we just don't hold each other.

This doesn't hurt we just didn't hold each other yeah this doesn't hurt i'm good you know i don't take any more time i'm okay people are gonna really enjoy getting older i'm telling you this is so uplifting but it is it's an act it's a reality it's a reality talk to anybody who's older and we have you know we've been to the parties and everything everybody there is pretty much our age we're older you know a lot of people there are some people having fun mostly us mostly us the sluts that we are that's it and then a lot of. They're just happy to have the camaraderie.

Yeah, they're just upstairs. That's actually a tough word for me to pronounce. Especially if you had. Camaraderie. Especially with all the. I didn't have that much. There's still a little left. Oh, a little bit left. Okay. Not for long, but yeah. Yeah. But again, and then sometimes you find out that, I mean, granted, we're all swingers and stuff, and now it's different for me. I go there and just talk for two minutes to a woman. It's like, you want to go play? And they're like, yeah. But a lot of times people sit there and spend an hour or so talking with someone.

And then you see them slowly wander off to go play.

Well, I think in their aspect, I think for them, because they know each other pretty well, it's a lot more of a social event too i'm sure it is for us it is too but i mean if we i could very easily go and just hang out oh me too me too these women some reason oh yeah they're just dragging you downstairs you poor little thing you poor baby i think you're gonna my side yeah i i think you need to Start stretching more more you're going to get a sprained tongue and then what is a piece of meat that's it they don't respect me for my mind no they don't they should really respect me for my mind exactly i think they yeah that's exactly what they should do would you mind if you eat my pussy you mind i don't mind i don't mind at all but yeah i mean uh yeah i think um as you get older there is that the intimacy the more of a camaraderie there's a more of a social sure you know part of it an element of it that's like we've had people ask us like what clubs you go to it's like clubs are not our gig okay and there are plenty of people that that's their thing that's great but i would bet there's a larger percentage of more mature people in the swinging world that aren't necessarily club people like the people at the party we go to i don't think because they don't want the loud music i mean i personally don't like to have to yell to someone when i'm talking to them because because then you're not talking, you're yelling at them.

You're yelling. You know, and it's just not, you know, our parties start at 8 o'clock. You know, those clubs don't open until 9. So. Yeah, some of us, I'm definitely an early, early riser. Well, I mean, we're still getting out of there at 1. Or 2. Whatever.

And then the whole next day is shot in the ass but um you know it's yeah that's the other thing it's like every out too late it's like i feel like i'm i kind of ruined my the next day i'm kind of ruined i'm not hung over i'm just it takes two days yeah it does it kind of like it's almost like you you jump time zones a couple times yeah and it's not like we're hung over it's just no no it's not you know it's too far traveled yeah so yeah i mean so that's another thing about getting older it's you have to think about okay i have things to do the next day i don't want to be out all night and it kind of you know all these things come into play when you're younger you don't think about those things it's like oh let me part until four o the morning.

Then I'm going to go and go back to work. If you're younger and you have an apartment or something like that, you don't have to worry about cutting the lawn. You don't have to worry about a lot of the things that older people with properties and kids and pets have to worry about. I mean, the couple that host the party, they ask us all the time, I want you guys to crash here. It's like, well, we've got two dogs at home. Yeah. You know, they need to go out. Yeah. You know, and they've got to be fed at whatever time in the morning. Exactly. Whenever we get up. Yeah.

And it's actually more detrimental if we just sit there and we crash there for four hours. Yeah. Versus come home, I can crash for six hours. You know? Yeah, I'd just rather get home and sleep in my own bed. Yeah, no, you find, like, you know, as you get older, hopefully you don't. Hopefully, you know, you're in great health and, you know, God blesses you with that. But, like, for me, I have a very bad back. So after a certain time in different positions, all of a sudden I'm in severe pain.

And all of a sudden that helps, not, doesn't help performances and longevity and concentration and desire and stuff like that, you know. This is just going to be so much fun getting older. I just know it. Work just tells it how it is.

Mm-'s just the unfortunately this is just swinging this is you could you could be someone in the vanilla world just be with your partner and you might be let's say 35 now it's like oh no everything's going great why don't you just wait yeah you just wait give another 10 i hope i'm wrong i hope you both are in great shape and everything else and don't have issues but something to consider is there is a chance at some point you're gonna be sitting there like oh honey i can't do that too long my knees hurt or my back hurts yeah and you know the weird thing is it's like it's sometimes it's a kind of a gradual thing and all of a sudden you're like oh my god i can't get in position anymore you know I used to get that leg almost wrapped around my head.

I can't get it up above my waist now. What's going on with that? It's like that used to be one of my favorite positions. Now it's like, nope, nope, that's not happening. It's like, when did that happen? How did that change? Well, and that age-old thing, too, where guys have said, like, they have a jar, and they put a penny, a quarter, a nickel, whatever. Every time they have sex in a jar. Right. And then the next year they put another jar out and they take, every time they have sex, they take one of those coins out of the one jar and put it in the other and they never use it up. Right.

You know, there's always left over. So you had sex, more sex the prior year. Right. And I think you find that because, one, as we get older, we have more shit to do. Two, you just don't have, you're like, oh, I'm very tired. You know, you're just like, okay, I sit behind a desk all day at work, and then I drive home. I didn't walk home. I drove home. I get home, and I'm like, oh, my God, I'm so tired. It's like, what did you do? You know, but if I sit there and do shit out in the yard, you know, you're tired, but somehow you still have stamina. You're just like, okay. You know? Yeah.

It's like, you know, just different things hit you. But when you're young, you have boundless amounts of energy. It seems that way. Yeah. It seems that way. You know? I mean, I remember back, you know, back in the day when I did land surveying, I'd be outside working in this fucking hundred degree heat and humidity, you know, and everything else.

I come home, shower, down a few drinks drinks i'm out trying to get laid yeah yeah now i watched the weather and i see what's going on with jay lives and it's 118 degrees and i'm like fuck i'm tired i might've been out there i watched the news for half an hour honey i'm very tired sorry i turn you down tonight. I don't care what supplements you take. I mean, they all help. I mean, supplements do help. Oh, yeah. But I'm just saying, a lot of this is going to be on the individual. Take care of yourself. Eat right. I sound like I'm getting a lecture from my mother. Eat right.

Eat all your veggies.'t say that But yeah, I mean, it will make a difference Down the road If you want a good sex life, take care of yourself Again, not necessarily a sexy episode No, not a sexy Not necessarily one of the funniest episodes But it's one of those things we just wanted to talk about Because we both There's been nights Donna and I It's like been nights Donna and I get, it's like, hey, you want to play, aren't you? Yeah, I do. And I said, why? And I'm like, you're tired, aren't you? Yeah, I'm tired. And I said, it's okay. My back is killing me. Yeah. Okay.

Well, we just had good intentions. Let's go to bed. Yeah. Let's just talk about sex. So I'll dream about you. In my dreams, I'm tearing you'm tearing you up oh my dreams i'm being torn up so yeah and it's it's um yeah uh yeah it kind of sucks because like in my mind i'm still able to do a lot of the things i could do before but in reality is a little different yeah and some days are better than others some days i have that day where, man, I'm just, you know, with this young guy and I'm doing this. And then I have, you know, a couple of guys, you know, lined up and it's all fun.

But boy, I tell you what, like the next day I'm like, whew, I feel like I'm a little wrung out here. What the hell? I remember running a marathon, but apparently I did. Like we had a couple of weekends back to back where I had multiple playmates. And it was fun at the time. And I was like, yeah, yeah, let's do this. This is great. But it's like, after I'm like, yeah, I think I need a little breather. So I'm just, I'm just saying, I just need a little bit of time off here. Well, hey, so in, uh, in about a month's time, say over a month, we have our number one fan coming out to stay with us.

Oh, I was wondering where you were going with that. He's coming out, and we're going to be on the podcast. It's our fan, Steven. And he's coming out to kill some brain cells with me. There will be bourbon consumed. There will be cigars burned. There will be pussy torn up torn up however you wanna I'm gonna take some my supplements then start taking my vitamins now you know vitamin C D and lots of b12 I'm going through all the whole cocktail I think Stephen's coming I'm to have a jar full of all my little supplements. You're going to hook up to an IV at B12.

Instead of like those hats with the beer cans. Oh, yeah. The straws. B12. You're just on a constant drip. Yeah. Caffeine on the other one. Eh, B12 might do it all. I don't know. It'll be fun. I don't have one of those hooked up to your pussy with this, you know, spunk loop. Spunk loop. A spunk loop drip. Spunk loop drip. Yeah. He's all kinds of fired up, isn't he? Oh, in all sorts of ways. Yeah, he wants to come out and chill. Right. Hopefully it'll be warm enough we can still jump in the pool and drink some bourbon. If we're drinking a bourbon, we can jump in the pool either way.

Burn a couple cigars. Yeah. Have some fun. Have some more fun. Well, we'll have fun in various ways. Some in your way. Some in my way. Different ways. Different ways. Yes. I don't know. Maybe get somebody else to join in. We're going to try. We don't know scheduling. Yeah, we don't know. Anyway, I'll be having fun with him. That's for sure. I would definitely be having fun with him because we've been chatting back and forth. Yeah, he sends you pictures. Pictures, yeah. He looks pretty flabby. I never said that. You said, oh, my God. I never ever.

I'm going to have to lift his belly up over his shoulders so I can see his little wee wee that's not even true oh my god he's like he's like it's like fat bastard from from Utah surprise surprise oh my god no that's just awful i'm sorry i can't get that scene out of my mind now when he's laying in bed he's got the chicken leg and he's like sexy man and and he's got the food all over his man do you tell steven don't bring any chicken oh that's so gross so no he really looks good he's been really training he Every time he's like, in good shape beforehand i'm just busting yeah uh well um he hasn't been fat he's just yeah he's in better shape than he was when he first started all this training though yeah so but uh so and then we've heard from jay you know unfortunately jay called not unfortunately she called but she called in but it was a having some bad they were having a lot of bad rain out where she is in Arizona.

And she's been sending us pictures, beautiful sunsets and stuff. Yeah, it's really nice. They had these like torrential downpours. So hopefully she keeps safe. Yeah, hope so. I mean, it can turn like in an instant with those, you know, flash floods. And I don't even know, I don't know what the weather is really like out there. Hot. Well, yeah, besides the hot. Well, they don't get much rain in the desert, but when they get it. That's the thing. The ground can't absorb it quick enough. It's not like here where you have dirt and stuff to absorb it. They just have sand and it just...

It doesn't absorb it. And then we have our buddy in South Africa, Mr. Bale. Yep. He's complaining how cold it is because it's their winter. That's true. What did he say? He said it gets below freezing there. It's kind of comparable to here in our winters. It gets below freezing. I would think they're about equal where we are. Yeah. On the other side of the world. Again, I haven't checked with him. Hopefully his mom is doing better. Yeah, I hope so too. His mom is not doing well, so we told her to keep her in our thoughts and prayers. Again, we'd like hearing from everybody.

Our buddy Mike, he just had some surgery, so hopefully Mike's doing well. And he's using his funk loop.

I using that to reach out to him again so um you know so uh and check out tomorrow's show on um the sex craze podcast oh that's right like i said just go to go to hot wife podcast.com and when you're there you'll find a link to go to sex craze podcast i thought you said that came out on thursday it does but tomorrow we're recording it today is tuesday it's not going out tomorrow to wednesday i was trying to avoid that because you always give me shit about that it's like just tell me so i just treated it like it is wednesday you're now screwing it all up see you create your own trust trust the process okay oh but you were?

Trust you? No, I don't think so. That's why I didn't say me. Oh, I see. Oh, fuck. Change that up, please. Put another one on. Donna! No. Girl, go put some damn panties on. I do have some damn panties on. Do you want to see my panties? My little black lacy things. Oh, yes, you do. Very nice. I don't match, but, you know, be that as it makes. Right now. So, but, yeah. So we have still some interesting things might be happening with other people. I'm not going to talk about it. Why did you even mention it then? Well, no.

We had some girls had some girls that expressed interest oh yeah and they were all hot and bothered and then just completely uh ghosted us yeah it's a whole ghost thing they reached out to us they wanted to shoot that's great but then uh we just heard from some um i'm blanking on her name. I told you that her husband called me today. Autumn? No. Who? Oh, Jennifer. Jennifer, that's her name. You're like blanking on her name. Oh, the mind is a terrible thing to waste. That's another thing. As you get older, your mind goes. Just goes. There's nothing left.

Which might be kind of good, because then, you know, it's like you meet people every day. I'm drinking mine away. But no. Yes. Yeah, Jennifer Ray. Sounds like apparently she, when she backed away, it's because she was sick, and here she had gotten Lyme disease. Yeah, that's serious shit. So she was in bad shape. They didn't recognize it was Lyme disease. They were looking at different things for it. Nothing was working, and then they did some tests and found she had Lyme disease.

So they've got that taken care of and she's cleared that up so maybe in the next week or so she's going to be doing some shooting. Oh, I hope so. That'll be fun. Yeah, I was wondering what happened because we did that one video together which was fun. We did that custom video and it was fun. It was, you know, whatever the customer wanted. True. And I was like, oh, man, if she gets into this, it'd be fun to have, like, a gal pal to do stuff with, you know? I'm getting tired of licking your pussy, too. Yeah, I know. I get it. It's so same old pussy, same old, same old, you know?

It's just boring. I get it. Yeah. See, as you get older, that's the other thing. It's like you just get tired of the same old pussy, so it's nice to mix it up. You get tired of hearing me say that, don't you? I do. But I agree with it, so. So, the other thing, I'm not upset about it. I'm glad Stephen's coming out. But that was the same weekend. Stephen's coming out the same weekend as that house party. So, we're going to miss the next house party. Yeah, we are. So, give the other guys a chance. Yeah. You know, leave them wanting more.

If we're there with every party then, you know, it gets to be like, oh, Donovan's here again. All right, now, here we go. Leave them wanting. Be like, oh, no, where's Vince? Oh, my God. Let them learn how to appreciate this tongue. Let them see the value of this tongue. How does see the value of this tongue. How does it feel to want, ladies? Oh, hearing he made you come once? Oh, that's it. Wow, that's a shame. Only once, huh? Just once. Or not at all. I don't know how to do that. I'd stop at like 30. I don't know how to do that. I stop at like 30. I don't know. Or more.

Especially when those fabric chucks are like drenched. I was like, oh, bitch. I'm blaming you. I can't help it. They squirt. Oh, my God. Or learn to squirt. Or happen to squirt. Or deal with it. I go to take my playmate over there and it's like, ew, get rid of that one. Put a dry one on. That's just gross. Clean up your mess, please. I did. Yummy, yummy. That wasn't my mess. That was her mess. You did the best you could do to clean up. My mess was all in my beard. Is that why it's getting whiter and whiter? That's it. All that pussy juice. It's pure pussy. Yeah, poor pussy.

You are what you eat, I'm pussy. You are pussy. Anyway, so we'll just wrap this fucker up. Yeah. I wish I could leave this on a really good note. Like, getting older is so much more to... No, in all fairness, to wrap it up, there is a lot of great things about getting older and maturing. You will you might not not necessarily not everybody the frequency might not be what you were when you're 22 25 but sorry that was mine the fuck was that you fucking swallow a parakeet the fuck my lip oh my god, well, mute your mic if you're going to keep eating birds. Oh, fuck. Cocks, not cockatiels.

Oh, sorry. Cockatiel. There's a difference. There's a big difference. One has feathers. Jesus Christ. I was like, what the fuck? Is there something wrong with my headphones? What the hell's going on here?

So here so okay what are the great spots with getting older we said you would enjoy you enjoy it more it's it's again like we talked about what for the naming of the of this podcast of the show i mean was it you know is is wine is sex and you get older so like wine does it get better and that's up for you to determine everyone's different yeah but uh it's different i'm not gonna argue it's not um you kind of have to go with the flow and just realize that you have your shortcomings and you're not your body's not going to respond the way it used to so either a you can get pissed off about it and fight about it or just kind of realize that hey i'm not i'm not this sex or dynamo i was when i was 20 but there's still a lot of other things i can do and and sex is still gonna be great and i'm still having lots of orgasms and it's i'm just not running marathons like i used to yeah so it's okay so with that yeah so with that um again thanks everyone for listening you want to see where Donna is, go to hotwifedonnalyn.com If you want to email us, I should have said this at the beginning of the show, email us at hotwifepodcasts at gmail.com Love to hear from everybody We do appreciate all the emails we get We try to respond to them And again I challenge everyone to find one or two people you can turn on to the show.

We're not asking you for money, just asking you to help us get more listeners. So, um, you know, again, we are, have climbed pretty, for us, way, way higher than we thought if we had 50 people and we'd been impressed with 50. So we're way, way beyond that. So we have over 100,000 downloads now. Yes, I put that up on Twitter. I retweeted your little tweet there. So yeah, thank you. Thank you, everyone. You can follow us on Twitter at hotwifepodcast.com. We don't really do a whole lot with the Instagram thing anymore. Nah, they're too... But yeah, it's Instagram. Yeah, it's Instagram.

They won't always have a Facebook page, so we don't have one of them. I guess we're just too slutty. We're just too slutty for the internet. Well, yeah. So, but, uh, again, thank you all and, uh, have a great day and we will talk to you next on Friday. Sounds good. Everybody have a great night.