Secret People You Lust About - Show #15

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Hi, this is Donna Lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast. Well, hello everybody. This is Donna Lynn and I'm here with my wonderful husband Vince again tonight. Hey Vince, what are you up to? 6'1". Smartass. Never a straight answer can I get from this man. Never. Never ever. What kind of answer do you want? If it's straight, what should it be? Okay, not that either. Okay, there we go. Sorry, I just... Sorry, I flashed back. I'm just going to take this off a little detour just for a second here. We were in a supermarket and you're waiting in line to get a lunch meet.

And I just, you know, come up to you and I'm like... Hey Vince, you know, Hey, what'd you get? I'd been standing there for like 15 minutes waiting for my turn. Well, I didn't know I was out shopping. So you were picking other things. Yeah. And I was standing there for 15 minutes and they had one old guy sitting there slicing lunch meat. It was like, it took him 30 seconds to slice one slice of lunch meat. And everybody ahead of me wanted like five different quarter pounds of meat. So I was like, dear God. So I came up, I was like, Hey honey. Hey, Hey, what are you getting? What did you say?

Aggravated. I always pissed myself. So every time, I never get a straight answer out of him, ever. So we needed the whole... Sorry, that just popped into my mind again. It was just one of those things. Yeah, dim-witted or quick-witted, one of those two, I don't know. Definitely dim-witted. Tonight, I chose the topic of... People in our lives that are around us that secretly we wish we could have sex with. Okay. They don't know. I mean, everybody has them. Right. Everybody has somebody they look at. Like a crush type of a thing. Call it an adult crush.

I don't know what the proper terminology would be. Yeah, I have no idea. But I would say it's like someone that... you know, that you're around. So, like for me, who would I pick right now? I mean, I came up with a topic, but I didn't really have anybody. And I'm lucky to say I work with an all-male staff at my job, so there's no one I work with. Oh, sure. There you go. I don't know. I mean, so an example would be... Do you know who would have been... Like someone in our lives? Again, do you remember the restaurant went out of business? It's opened up under a new name now. Yes.

And there was the one girl there who she had just had a baby. Right, right. But she still looked good. Yeah, yeah. I would say her. Yeah, that's probably good. She had a pretty sweet little body on her. Yeah, she did. Absolutely. I could disappoint her so badly. In so many ways. I'd make her want to go lesbian in a heartbeat. There you go. I'm surprised I'm not. I'm halfway. I'm buying. Yeah, the only way you get it is you buy it. Oh, very funny. Do you want me to silence your mic? Please do. Please do. Okay, and then somebody in my life. Oh, boy. You know, I work alone.

My second job, all I'm with is my elderly aunt. So there's, it's pretty. Well, okay, back it up to back when you worked in corporate America. Okay. Okay. Yeah, there was definitely a... I mean, it didn't have to be at work. I mean, I didn't pick a work example. It could be... Well, you had one example, but it wasn't... You wound up dead fucking him. It was a guy at the gym, but you didn't even notice him. He noticed you. Right, exactly. Yeah, I didn't notice him. He noticed me. The work scenario, yeah, there's a bunch of guys. I'm like, yeah, that'd be kind of... I'm going to say bunch.

There's like three or four that were like, Yeah. You got to keep your face in front of the mic like I keep telling you. You can adjust the arm. There is. So you can look at me because you turn your head to look at me. There you go. Well, there's a, I'd say maybe a handful of guys in corporate that I thought would be fun to, you know, to fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Not too many. Not too many. Well, the one we actually did, but we'll save that story for another day. Yeah. So that actually... It actually came to pass. Wanting to and doing are two different topics.

Yeah, they definitely are two different topics. But the wanting to, there was a guy that I thought would be really hot. And after he was let go, we kind of kept in contact to some degree. And then that kind of disappeared. But, I mean, yeah, there's always somebody that you're like, yeah, I mean, they'd be fun. It's kind of fleeting. It doesn't go anywhere necessarily. Yeah. I mean, how often does it really come to fruition? No, but I guess where I wanted to go with the topic is that, you know, like you see the person and, you know, like.

Are you like kind of fantasize about what that would be like? Yeah, it's like every time it's like, ah, yeah, like the waitress I'm talking about. Right. She was always wearing spandex. Well. Or leggings. Leggings, yeah. Whatever the fucking term is. I don't know. In the 80s everything was spandex. You sit there and it's like, I'd like to see that without that spandex. Right, exactly. And you sit there and you look and it's like, okay, is she wearing panties, a thong, or nothing? Or nothing. You never know. Again, I'm looking at it from the male aspect. I don't know.

From a female aspect, when you see someone just pretending okay, one of these guys you worked with. Right. And you see him. When you sit there, oh, my God, I'd like to, you know, I bet you he'd be fun in the sack. Right. Do you just stop it at that? Or do you fantasize, like, okay, what kind of package does he have? Do you fantasize, is he a good kisser? Does he take trash out without you telling him to? Ooh, see, that's a turn on right there. Well, there was one guy, it was a black guy, he was really muscular. He was, he, because his dress shirts were way tight on his biceps.

I mean, if he would have flexed, he would have ripped them. And he was real quiet spoken, real mellow, but he had these huge, huge arms on him. And I looked up at that and I said, oh, yeah, that would be fun. That would be fun if he held me down or picked me up or threw me around like a little rag doll. All of the above. All of the above. He was a good-looking guy, but he was just very quiet. So I never got a chance to really know what he would be like. But I would like give him a sideways glance, you know, check out his butt as we walked by. And I remember I was talking to somebody else.

I'm like, yeah, you know, so-and-so with the big arms. I'm like, they're really muscular. And this other guy I was talking to is like, what? You want to fuck him? I was like, I didn't say that. I just said he had big arms. He's just muscular. I just noticed these things. That's all. And his tight ass. And come on, I'm just complimenting his physique. Don't put anything into it, please. Of course, it would have been fun. I think in today's world, it used to be a man said something like that. You get sexual harassment and a woman wouldn't. I was very careful with corporate America.

I never said anything. In fact, it wasn't until I hadn't been in corporate America for well over a year that I told this other person about, yeah, he was really attractive. They didn't even know who he was. They're like, who are you talking about? This, this guy worked in our group. It's like, are you blind? There's big, giant arms. The company you worked for was a very large company. Yeah. So there's a lot of people. Yeah. And in those environments, because I've worked at large companies too, that all of a sudden people, they all start to look alike. If you, if you have a small group. Yeah.

That you work in, you kind of only work in that group and recognized for the most part. And, you know, when you have people in, like, other departments. Right, right. Oh, that's true. Other floors of a building. But he was in our group. In your area. But the other person I was talking to had since been transferred to another area, so. Okay. That's what it was. But, yeah, I mean, you know, I was definitely not obvious about, you know, just checking him out a little bit. because I knew I don't want to get in trouble. I just, you know, just eye candy. Come on.

You know, you just need to like, just need a little pick me up during the day. Just look over to the, you know, huge bag. Last time you started basing things on eye candy, you wound up with me. Oh, that's true. Yeah. No, those were roofies, dear. That's a different kind of candy. Okay. I had it in a candy bowl. So I just assumed it's not what you meant. Yeah, that's exactly what I meant. I think that's M&M next to the bed. That's a bowl of roofies. Bowl of rubies. Yeah. I don't want to remember. Don't want to remember. I think I should take offense to that. I don't know. It's all done in love.

Come on. Just leave a 50 on the table. Don't worry if you're comatose, honey. You loved it. I don't care if you were comatose or out of it or unconscious. You loved it. That's what you wanted. Smell this magazine perfume thing, honey. Is this smell like like shit. I know. I locked out the word chloroform. Chloroform, yes, thank you. It's a new aftershave. New perfume. I smell that. I wake up an hour later, my ass hurts. I don't get that. Don't use that perfume. It's not what it's supposed to do. Oh, my God. So, you know, We also owe an apology to everyone. We missed a week with a show.

We had recorded a show for last week and the show was going well and then my dogs, our dogs, became complete pain in the asses and came up and started crying and interrupted the show. I just didn't feel that was a great show because I started getting really pissed off. You don't like him when he's mad. You don't like me either way. It's worse when You're mad. But anyway, so we're hopefully going to, you know, get back on schedule. And next week, I promise you, we're going to start doing shows on what nights did you want to do them, Mel? What night's best for you, honey? It doesn't matter.

Wednesday. Wednesday night would be better. Okay, so Wednesday nights, we're going to start doing a show. Okay. Live at 9 o'clock. Okay. Eastern Standard Time or New York Time. I've got to quit right through. All right. Eat clear. Sorry about that. I'm getting over a cold. And we're actually going to take callers. Wow. So you'll be able to call into the show live. If you go to the website now for the podcast, which will be, if you go to hotwifedonnalyn.com, you're going to find a link to the website. And the website actually is called the Hot Wife Podcast Podcast. Wow, that's a new extension.

Oh, there's a bunch of new ones. Yeah. Wow, okay. So you'll be able to, you can listen to all the episodes there. Right. You'll be able to get the phone number to call into the show. That's important. And that number will only be live while we're on air. Okay. Okay. So while we're on air, you'll be able to call in and we'll take your phone calls and talk to you and answer questions or... you could tell us a story or whatever. Ask our opinion or don't piss me off. So, um, but, uh, I'll hang up or say something I probably shouldn't say. But, um, so, Oh my.

The other thing I want to quick touch on, we had a, another email from, uh, a follower of yours. It wasn't an email, but he texted me. A message. Yes. Yes. It was funny. Yeah. His name was what, John? No, it was Bill. Like I said, Bill. Oh, my God. You're so bad with names. Hey, Sue, shut up. I'm always Sue. He doesn't know my name. I'm Sue. It's one syllable. I can deal with that. Yes, this gentleman, Bill, reached out, and he started talking to me. He's like, well, you know, you and Vince, you know, I really love it. I'm like, what? It sounded like he knew us. I was like, is this person?

I don't recognize the name. And then I started reading like, oh, he listened to the podcast. So, you know, they explained that he too was in the Swing Lifestyle with his wife. Don't give all the particulars. Okay. But it was neat that he could relate to what we're doing here. Well, the important part is he expressed that he enjoyed the show. He really liked it. Yeah, he really liked the podcast. Well, thank you for listening. Yeah, thank you. And all of you who listen, we're actually amazed when we look at the numbers of who actually listens to us.

I mean, I know Donna doesn't even listen to us. me. I don't know. What were we saying? Hi, how are you? What's your name? Exactly. Sue, right? Sue again. Ass. Ass? You. You're an ass. Oh, thank you. You like that part of it? I certainly do. Sure. But again, we welcome your emails, comments, good or bad. Doesn't mean we're going to listen well to the bad ones, but we'll Take them into consideration. But again, next week, we will actually be able to take your phone calls live on air. If you reach us, like I said, on Wednesday nights. At 9 o'clock. 9 o'clock.

That's New York time or Eastern Standard time, depending on what part of the world you're listening from. Correct. That's why I throw the New York time in there. For. We have people, this show is broadcast around the world. Mm-hmm. We actually have some listeners in Australia and Europe. So our analytics get to show us where people are coming and listening from. So now we haven't done live shows prior, so we don't know how many people will listen live. I know majority of podcasts are listened to in a download mode. Yes. So again, we still encourage you guys to, and women, to email us.

You can email Donna at D Lynn L-Y-N-N 8-6-6-0 at gmail.com and that will get to us and we'll hear your statements or whatever you want. Looking forward to that. It should be fun. There's already a couple people that are really excited about calling in because they do download and listen on a on a frequency, so we'll see. Dogs are acting up again. Already, I know. I think I hear the dog saying, kill me. Kill me. Well, we may have to put them in another room when we do this. Think they'll fit in the dishwasher? No, neither of them. Bet you I can make them fit.

Yeah, but cut their legs off or something. That would be... Origami them just a certain way. But anyway, so we can talk about what... It happened yesterday. Ah, okay. Now this is something I like because it was fun. I went on another hot date. This one had been planned a few weeks ago, actually. I was waiting for this one for a while. This is a play that I played with him two or three times already, and we know each other pretty well. So he took me on a hot date, and we went out to dinner. We had a couple of drinks and great conversation. Of course, he...

We had to be a little bit, you know, like whispering across the table about, you know, being in the lifestyle and things he was telling me about his experiences. So it wasn't like we could yell over the table. We had to be a little bit discreet. That was fun. He always has a unique perspective. And I know he listens to the podcast from time to time because... And he's encouraged friends to us. Yes, he has. But he said there was one that we were specifically talking about, an experience we had with him. and the audio had gotten garbled.

He had some problems with the different system we were trying. Yeah, so now we have a new system. But he was like, you know, it got to the really juicy part and it was about me and it just got all garbled and I couldn't hear it. He goes, I was so mad. I was like, oh man, that sucks. So if you're out there, we're talking about you again and it should come out crystal clear with this new equipment. So there you go. We're hoping. Yeah, we're hoping. There are some questions with these microphones. So we... You might need to upgrade these and save these for guests. Well, we'll see what happens.

It's always something. But getting back to my erotic story. Sorry. Ah, so we were talking about experiences we had being in the lifestyle, and he told me a really cool story, which I'm going to hold on to for another episode because it was very erotic, and I don't want to spoil it now. Yeah, well, you don't want erotic on this show. Well, do you want me to spoil it now? I can. Well, let's go on to your evening. Okay, but his was like. Maybe we'll get him on. To explain his? Well, yeah, we'd have a complete discussion about that. But we were going back and forth with our erotic experiences.

So we were done eating our dinner. We came back to our house and we had some fun. So I did a, I like to call this, it's an erotic, messy, massage, slow fuck. is what I like to kind of call it. I always call it the slow fuck massage or a messy massage or whatever. But we use a lot of lotion. I mean, he just like, we heated it up to a bad, it was, it was really quite warm and he like splattered it all over. Back up a little bit. What's that? We have a massage table. Well, yes. It's not like, you know, we left out that part of it too. Well, not everybody has a massage table. No, I guess not.

We, I mean, When your parents passed and we cleaned out their house, I found no massage table. No massage table? My parents' house, I found no massage table. Okay, we have a massage table. Okay. And this massage table has gotten a lot of use. I know you're going to... I know I yelled at you. I was like, why do we need a massage table? We have used this massage table for everything. Not just massages. It was great to take into photo shoots so you could fuck in the middle of a factory or an abandoned house. It was like... It was like a bed, you know, your portable bed. Here, let's go fuck.

She hates admitting what I'm wrong. That's not true. I'm giving you credit for it. It actually has been very, very useful. I can hear your stomach tightening. Painful the bit that I did something right. I gave you so much shit about this massage table. We have used the crap out of it. He pisses me off. He's right. I'm going to fuck this guy just to piss him off. I don't fuck him so hard. But anyway, yes, we set up the massage table. put a nice flannel sheet and heat up the oil or lotion in this case. I prefer lotion over oil. Just putting it out there because oil stains. It stains everything.

It gets all over the covers. But oil doesn't really absorb it either. It does, but also oil, I mean, you get glistening, but you don't, it doesn't show up well on film or in video is what I'm trying to say. Where a lotion, it's kind of white and I water it down a little bit so it has more of the consistency of cum. So when you splatter it on, it almost looks like semen. A little thicker. So he slathers it all over my back and on my butt. I can feel it dribble down because it's hot. I can feel it dribble down like my ass cheeks and into my butthole. So he did a really nice massage that way.

Taking his fingers and sliding them. He was exploring Oh, my. Yeah. Yes. Yes, he did. He put one finger in one hole and one in the other and slid them in and out. And I could I could see it in the monitor what he was doing. It was it was very messy, but it was very, very hot and very cool. I'm going to pause that for a second. OK. This is something we talked about before we fell asleep last night is we're doing a lot more on Pornhub now. Yes. A lot of your videos are being posted and that video will be posted in in the next few days on Pornhub.

And in Pornhub, we can't really put a description of what the video is. You just have to put the best title you can. So, you know, we can't really tell you all the things that, you know, like we said, we're used to in the past of giving you a nice description of what the video entailed. Yeah, because on other ones, you can only put up so much in thumbnails if you could even put up a thumbnail at all. So having a nice juicy description really helped, you know, let people know what the video is about and help sell the video so people, you know, would want to, you know, view it.

So in this case, we can only do the title of it, which kind of sucks. So anyway, he was, you know... Oh, he massaged... Carrying like a bowling ball. Pretty much, yeah, pretty much. And then, of course, he flips me over, starts doing the other side, so it just, you know... splattered all over my tits and all over my belly and all over my pussy. It was really fun. I think he actually fingered you to an orgasm at one point. Gosh, I'd have to... My head gets in a spin. I go to another place. I don't know what was going on. I know I had a lot of orgasms or several orgasms. You had two or three.

More than one, I know that. I don't think I was there All the way. What do you mean, mentally? Mentally. Oh, okay. Yeah, I don't think I was there. I thought you were on camera the whole time. No. Oh, but that's actually the other part I wanted to talk about. Okay, what's that? Because we can only give you a title on Pornhub, which you don't understand. You'll hear in the videos, like, oh, my God, that looks so hot. Oh, yeah. Did you see that? Our setup in our basement where we do the videotaping, I actually have four cameras set up, and I have a switcher.

So what I can do is, and then I have that all hooked up to two monitors, one for me and one for them. Yeah. So they can see, they're watching whoever Donna's playing with. Right. They all watch themselves. Like they're watching a live porn. Yep. While they feel the same sensations of what they're watching because now they're able to see angles that they normally would not see. True. And they know when they, like she feels her ass going up and going down, she's seeing it go on the same time the monitor. Oh, yeah.

So if you're watching any of her videos and you hear either of them like, oh, my God, that looks so hot. When you see them looking over in a direction, they're looking at the big 40-some-inch TV, 50-inch TV with this being played for them. And the reason we did it, one is I don't have to, in the past when we videotaped, I would walk around her and her playmate or playmates with a camera. And some of the guys started getting performance issues. Yeah, I think they were uncomfortable with that. Because, yeah, here's somebody, the husband of a woman. Right. Getting kind of close with a camera.

Yep. And it would cause issues. And now I'm across the room. Not a big room, but I'm across the room. You're across the room, sure. I'm sitting in a chair. And I'm just hitting these buttons to toggle which camera we're recording from. And... and they seemed all... It started like a new fetish for some of these guys. Oh, yeah. There's a couple guys I was with, and they were like, oh, I don't like to watch myself. Yeah, and they're kind of like, kind of resistant to it. And then when I was on top of one of them, and I was like, wow, man, I love watching your big dick go in and out of my pussy.

And he turns his head, and he cranes over and starts looking. He goes, oh, my God, that is so hot. All of a sudden, he's craning his head over the... Watch the monitor as I'm riding them. We'll tell the guys, we'll give you a copy. No, I don't need a copy. At the end, can I get a copy? I want a copy of that. I want that. How soon can I get that video? As soon as it's, you know, there's more to it. I mean, people think you just shoot the video and you automatically put it up, but there's a lot more work to it than that.

Well, me using the switcher helps a lot instead of me editing footage from four different cameras. That's a lot. I'm actually doing it there. Everything I wind up editing is cutting out a little bit of stuff here and there. And then some of these guys prefer the face be blurred. Right. Exactly. I understand that. Yeah. Or sometimes we're like switching positions or grab a little water break or something like that. Nobody needs to see that. That just takes away from the whole eroticism. We are putting it out there as, you know, amateur, homemade. We're not, we're not professional here.

We're not, We don't have big lights and even the cameras. One is a cheap, normal, handheld video camera. Two of them are actually a little higher-end security cameras. Oh, is that what they are? And the main camera is actually, what I've had for a lot of years, is a very good video camera. Right. So, but, you know, it's not a high-end studio or anything. Oh, gosh, no. We're not doing any... Silly scenarios. You know, it's like, oh, you haven't paid your rent. No, no, we're not doing that. It's just. We're shooting that tomorrow. Okay. That sounds great. Who's going to be the landlord?

I wonder. There's an 80 some year old guy down the street who hasn't shaved or bathed in a couple of weeks. Oh, God. I am so turned on right now. Okay. So I wanted to go over the whole thing about the watching. If you're watching the videos and you hear, oh, my God, that looks so hot. oh my God, did you see that? Oh my God. That's what's going on. That's what's going on. I kind of giggle at that as I'm doing this here and both of them like, or as I flip, if I flip views, like I might be on a camera that's set up to be a close up of like, you know, your crotches. Yeah, exactly.

What the crotches are doing. But then I flip to an overall view and both your heads are turned looking at the TV camera. Yeah. It's kind of funny. Yeah, that's, like I've said several times before, that's always been one of my little fetishes. Now it's just more so. I've always liked watching myself getting fucked. And now I just see it on a bigger screen. So yeah, that's just one of my fetishes. So I was with this gentleman last night and we did well, since it's very slippery with that lotion, I was able to do him anally very easily. No, he did you anally. Oh, okay. Took him anally.

sorry let's let's switch that around yeah actually it was really important to keep yeah yeah sorry hey I heard she did you really no I didn't put that out there there's no pegging going on here he did me it was it was so slippery that I was having trouble getting a good hold on his well yeah you guys one kind of apeshit with that lotion I was like I thought you guys are stuck in that corner of the room for a little bit yes we'll be able to get it Well, that's the thing. I thought he'd put his dick in you and shoot you off the phone. Well, that's the fetish.

The fetish is you use a lot of lotion. I get it. I'm just saying it was that much lotion. I mean, it was really hot. I got the camera close up. Yeah, it was very sloppy. All that lotion. Yeah, it looked like you had like a bukkake. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, wouldn't that be cool? Yeah, it was a lot of fun. You couldn't handle enough guys that would give you that much. Oh, no, I don't think I could. Well, it's certainly, you know, come on, they're doing the fantasy here. I can have that fantasy. I'm just saying you couldn't handle that. No, I would probably drown it or something.

Next week, maybe. Next week. I need to stretch more or something. Oh, no. Some more balance of nature. Yeah, something like that. Take your vitamins. I'm doing them. Anyway, so, yeah. It was very, very nice. And then you got a nice... Pussy filled the cum. Yeah, I did. Of course, at that time, I couldn't tell the lotion from the cum because there was so much lotion and so much. But he, like, actually, he spread my pussy wide. You could see it ooze out. Yep. And then he pulled some of his cum off and rubbed it all over your clit. Yeah, yeah. So that was really hot.

And the cum was a little different color so that, and the lotion wasn't. Yeah, the lotion was more of a beige. Yeah, more of a creamy color. His is a little more white. So that was, you could distinguish between the two. But yeah, it was messy fun. That's probably one of my favorite ones to do. It was messy. And for those of you who contact her and go, do your husband know what you do? No, he has no clue. He is dumb as a stump. He is not a clue what's going on. Well, she wasn't cheating on me. She was acting out a role. That's what it was. So that's not cheating. That's not cheating.

If you do it in front of your husband, Is it cheating? I would not think so. It's not cheating if he knows about it and lets you do it. I get these comments all the time. You know, it cracks me up. I guess... How many of those? They're overseas. They're not in the U.S. We're not politically correct on so many ways. Yeah. But I'm going to do it this way. Okay. How many of the comments you get, it's in writing, but if you actually heard the person say it, how many of them went, does your husband know for what you're doing? Is he aware of what you're doing?

I don't know if he would be very proud of what you're doing. I don't think he would like that. That's kind of what you think they write like? Yeah, something like that. The names of the profiles or whatever they might be. That's fine. They're always... They need to look up the word hot wife or two words or whatever the fuck that is. Or hyphenated. It's like... Does your husband know? It says in your profile, your husband takes pictures of you naked and fucking other men. Is he aware you post them? Fuck. No, I'm convinced people do not read the profiles. Please read profiles.

I mean, just, I get, what is your name? Really? How old are you? It's in the profile. And does your husband know you're doing this? It's like, okay, I'll give you the hot wife one. Maybe you don't know what a hot wife is. Okay, I'll throw you that bone. But you don't know my name and how old I am. It's in my fucking profile. Please read the profile. When I go and I... So many of your things start with hot wife Donna Lewis. I know. I mean, I guess they're looking at it like, oh, wow, she's a hot wife. In a sense, like, wow, she's really hot. She's attractive, yeah. She's an attractive wife.

Has nothing to do with that, really. You know, her husband's cock is different. and sizes all the time. All the time. Wow. Yeah. He's like a chameleon cock. Yes. Different length. I don't remember his cock being that big last time I saw a picture. Jesus. Oh. Oh, he must be sick. It's a lot darker. Maybe he's out in the sun. When did he grow two dicks? In both holes. Wow. She's sucking both his dicks from different sides at the same time. What a fucking talent. Now she's going to have a spit and swallow problem. Oh my God. Oh, look. He turned Asian. Wow. Yeah. Oh my God. He lost his dick.

He's got a pussy now. She's eating his pussy. How does he identify? It's almost like... I'm a fucking sexual chameleon. That's how I identify? You should identify as a fucking moron. Yeah, I get those statements all the time. I'm going to drink more of my bourbon to shut up. I do. I get all those kind of things. And I'm like, who do you think is taking the pictures? Okay, the selfie is okay. I'll take that. You have a great timer on your camera. It takes great pictures of you with your husband's multiple color cock. And... Switches to vagina. And vagina. Vagina cock.

I notice your husband's cock vibrates and glows. That is very interesting. Stop. Stop it. It makes a buzzing sound. He might want to see one of my cousins who's a doctor. Oh my gosh. No, no. Yeah. If I offended you, fuck off. I'm just shaking my head. You can hear my eyes rolling. Can you hear them? I'm just like, whatever. Wait, there's still some sound effects on this board. Let's see what this one does. That works. What's this one do? I like this one. Thank you. I'll be here all week. What's this one do? There we go. Stop playing with the button. Two more buttons. Hold on. All right. Okay.

It's a new board. Excuse him. That's it. No more pushing of any buttons. I got all the buttons pushed. Jesus Christ. Where's that fucking kid? What's your point? Apparently, I don't have a point of a dull person, as you would say. Very much so, yes. Get your own lines. I steal his lines all the time. All the time.

Back when she worked corporate America, we'd go to like a little company event and all the people would come up oh Donna is so funny I'm like she steals my jokes and they're like yeah yeah oh no no Donna's so funny I'm like okay I'll keep my mouth shut all night let's see how funny she fucking is she wasn't funny but at the end of the night they're all like oh my god Donna your husband's so funny yeah there you go I think some of them she'd probably go over without me knowing and going he steals all my shit no I give you credit I give you credit I think some people were kind of like Well, you bust on me quite a bit.

Not that I can't. You bust on each other. Yeah, but whatever. We bust on each other. Some people I think took offense to it. You are better at it. That's why I bust on me. I don't care. I'll kill you in your sleep. You try. I know. Got that pillow right there. I welcome it. But I'm not going to bury you in the front yard, okay? That's a local thing. That is a local dilemma. One of our mile-and-a-half neighbors apparently shot her husband in the head, left him in the bedroom for the last two weeks. I had someone dig a big hole in the backyard to bury him in.

It's like a seven foot by three foot hole, like right next to the road. I mean, there are driveways right there. You can see it right from the road. So when I said I'd kill you in your sleep, I flashed back to that. Look at this way. What's that? You only have to drive my body about a mile and a half up the road. I can just dump it. The hole's there. The hole's there. I'd just say he looked like a suicide. He shot himself in the head 32 times. Worst one I've ever seen. And then jumped in the hole on his own. I don't know what the fuck he died. He really wanted to die.

He had to reload three times. That's somebody who really wants to die. He had a suicide wish. But anyway, so we don't have any play dates set up for you on the calendar. No, but the gentleman with the really big dick that I had trouble with the first time has reached out to me. But you haven't scheduled anything. No, I wanted to see if there's anything we have planned. We have nothing planned. So you say. I don't know of anything. Okay. Then I'll pick a date and have him come over again. So this is a gentleman we met once before. Yes.

And the photos we saw on his profile seemed like he had a decent-sized cock. I don't always go by profile pictures. Well, perspective can fuck things up. Yeah, perspective. And sometimes they're flat-out wrong. Yeah. They're misleading. So I take the profile pictures with a grain of salt. This is a white gentleman. Yes. And his dick was not just long. Well, it wasn't so much long. It was a lot more girthy than it was long. Yeah, it was like a beer can girthy. Yeah, it was like beer can girthy. And you couldn't get it in your pussy. I only got in like the first like two inches.

In my book, that's like 12. Yeah, well, that's two inches or so. Yeah, it just didn't fit. I mean, I got pubic bone down there. It just did not fit. So I dug out my big black... This is a rubber dildo. It's nothing to write home about, but it's pretty girthy. And I started practicing. And I even showed him, I'm like, this is what I'm practicing with. I hope it works. So he reached out to me, so I'll make another, we'll make another go of it.

I think I need to, like, rev myself up more for him, like we had to do with another guy that was with the first black guy I was with with a really big dick. The more excited you are, the Oh, yeah. More you can take on. Sure. You know, I just don't think I was firing all cylinders quite that night. No, it was a little later in the evening. In the evening, yeah. In a long day. So, yeah, it depends on his schedule. Yeah, we'll see what happens. So I definitely want to make some time that I can, you know, get fired up before he arrives. So when he comes, I mean, I was able to make him come.

I gave him a good blow job or whatever. He was able to, come so it wasn't like he didn't have an orgasm. And some guys with big dicks can't come that way or so I've heard. I don't know. Everybody's different. Everybody's different. Everybody's got their own buttons. Oh yeah. And so do you so don't touch them. I'm not touching my buttons. Don't touch your buttons. I wouldn't touch this one. All right. That's enough. That could get annoying very quickly. I will delete them right away. No, I don't care. Just don't push them. Don't. Don't. I didn't. Your finger was hovering over them.

Don't tell me you're not. Okay. But we also have that one younger gentleman reached out to you. There's so many younger ones. Yeah, that's true. They're all younger than me, sweetheart. Just about, yeah. I think there's only one that's... The one gentleman that last time he was here, when he said he was coming over, he says, be aware, I want to go twice. Oh, yes. Oh, good. So, yeah. You had said he reached out to you, too. He said he missed you. Yeah, he missed me. Sure. He misses you like one every other week. In case he's not really missing, is he? I guess he misses.

He likes to do it at least once a week, probably. Yeah, well, there you go. That's very doable. Yeah, he's a lot of fun, so I don't have a problem with that. He travels a little bit, though. Yeah. And that's why he likes to do, like, two rounds. Sure. Makes up for the two weeks. He comes twice. He can hold out a little longer. But he said he's gone as much as six times in one day. He's young. Well, I was 30. Back when I was 30, I could probably do that too. Now I'm lucky if I could do it twice in a year. Stop, it's not that bad. Okay, in a month?

Well, when you said you had all those orgasms with all those... Oh, that one day? Yeah, that one day you had girls like... One came in and the other one left. You said your dick hurt. Oh my God. Oh, I felt so bad for you. Yeah, it was a weird part of my life. Weird? You used to be bragging about it. I guess. I don't brag generally about my sexual exploits. It was a simple thing that I had been dating a woman for a couple years. We had broken up, but she still wanted to have sex. In the meantime, I started dating a female engineer I worked with.

And then also, at the same time, there was a married woman in our company that, for whatever reason, was very aroused by me. Oh, Jesus. And I had an apartment with this guy. It was the second and third floor of an old row home. And I think my ex-wife, well, she became my ex-wife. Right. That woman I was dating that I broke up with, she had stopped by, I don't know, it was like 10, 11 o'clock in the morning. Right. She came over because she wanted sex and she had to go to work. She was working like a second shift. Right. So she came over and we fucked for a while. she showered and left. Right.

And then literally within an hour of her leaving, it was, she had just left. I got a phone call from the engineer I worked with. Right. And so I had just enough time to shower myself up and change the sheets on the bed. And, uh, she showed up and my room was up on the third floor. Right. It was above my roommate's room. And we went out, for a while and then she left but she was going to her parents for dinner or something like that. Okay.

The parents went to Delaware so and so then I showered was kind of chilling and all of a sudden I got a phone call from that married woman and she says I really want to fuck you some more. And you're like I'm sorry I can't. Yeah that's exactly said no man ever. No. That wasn't it. That didn't happen. So she came over and fucked her. Okay. And then she left, go back to her husband. And I sat on the couch in my living room all night in pain. My balls were like so, the fuel gauge was on empty. Oh, yeah. It was, my balls hurt. It was like blue balls in reverse. Yeah. They were so empty.

They were empty. Yeah. And it was before any pills or anything else. I just was able to have pure stamina. Again, I was 24, 25. That sounds about right. Yeah. Yeah, those were the days. But my roommate, he was like, you are one of the ugliest motherfuckers. How do you get these beautiful women to come over and fuck you three in one day? Three different women in one day. I'm like... I don't know. Rupees. I would have had to have gone there, roofied them, drugged them home. They actually came to me. I don't know. I don't know. It's another story I would talk about you one day. What about me?

Another day. About how I used to feel and everything else. But anyway, so yeah, but yeah, it was the old days. I'm 56 now. Everything changes a little bit. Physically, I'm not even talking about penis-wise. My back, my neck, my knees. Yay! Getting older is so much fun. We have oral sex over the house. We walk by each other and go, fuck you. That's what it is. That's our oral, right? Anyway, so the dog's didn't bother as much. That's given raw hide. That helps. They still came over and were pitching a little bit. Not too bad.

We get back to this gentleman that can go multiple rounds because he's young. He said the most he could ever do was six. Six. Can you imagine that? His balls must be like how yours felt. Empty. Beyond empty. I think two is plenty. That's fine. Well, I expressed this on other episodes, I think. Like, one of the reasons I like more mature women, like 35 and over to me is the ideal age for a woman. Sure, I get that. Nothing wrong with, you know, 20s-year-old women and stuff like that. But I think until you reach about 35. Right. And this might be true for men. I don't know. This is my opinion.

For what it's worth. They don't... When you're younger like that, you just want to put the notches on the bedpost like, I had five orgasms. But you had them, but did you enjoy them? I think 35 and over, I think we tend to enjoy them more and we tend to want to give them more. Because how many younger men have you played with? And they might have been fun and erotic to look at, but aren't so worried about your orgasm. Yeah. Or they don't know how to... Or don't even try giving you oral. Yeah. They just want to put their dick in you. Yep, yep. We've gone over this. That's true. Yeah.

And I think... And this isn't true with this particular young guy. No, he's attentive. Yeah, he's pretty attentive. But in general... I'm looking at the aspect of the rapid fire thing. Like, okay, I'm going to bang out six. Well... Well, I don't know. I've only done two rounds with him. I don't know if I want to do six. Well, I'm not saying you do or should, but I'm saying I'm looking at it from his end of things. I'm not saying he does enjoy his orgasms. I don't know in particular. It was a party that was going on all day, and you start in the morning by a time. Oh, sure.

You know, kind of your day when it started at 10 o'clock in the morning by, you know, 6, 7 o'clock at night. I don't know if there's anything in my life I can do six times in a row. Yeah, see? Think about it. Yeah. Like bounce a ball maybe or it's like I can't even fall down six steps. Oh, I've done that. I could probably fall down the steps and break six bones. But no, not a good time. Yeah, it's like, yeah, I don't want to have six drinks. Alcoholic. Yeah. Yeah. And in the time it takes to have six orgasms, you sit there and go, OK, I just lost half a day.

Well, unless for me, I can bang off six orgasms. I gotta get something to drink. Hey buddy, I'm starting to get hungry. Why can't we just bring a sandwich in there while you're getting banged? You know? I can just have the, you know, sandwich right there. Hey, my favorite team's playing. Do you mind if I watch a game while you go at it? You know? That's terrible. That's terrible. Can you put your head down? I can't see the game. I'm gonna watch some baseball because I like to bend in tight pants. It'll help me stay stimulated for you. Yeah, that's not... I'm only making a joke. But anyway...

I think he's serious. I think so. I think it's been a long day. Yeah. We were up late last night. Yeah, I was up late having some fun. Yep. Then she gave me some fun, which made it even lighter. Yeah, it was late. It was very late. That's one thing I won't give her credit for. After I get done videotaping her and having her fun... I have my fun. I make sure he has his fun. We go shower... very well. I take her to the local car wash and I make sure I spray clean her very well inside and out. I smell like new car when you're done with me. I'm not sucking anybody's dick through proxy.

You're not sucking anybody's cum? I even use the wheel cleaner on her. Yeah, then I give him his special fun and we talk about what we've gone through and what he thought was a rock. She shares how erotic it was and I share how erotic I thought it was and then we have another erotic moment and then we go to sleep. After that I'm about ready for bed. There been a couple of times like you know what I'm done. I'll take a rain check on this one and you can give me an orgasm tomorrow. I'll be fine. I'm just like there's some days I feel like I got so pounded.

I want to catch you in your rain checks. You're like Oh, shit, you remember that. I never say it to your face. Oh, thanks. Well, sometimes there's so many orgasms, I feel like a wet rag when I'm done. I get it. You know, it's like, yeah, I could just lay there and you can just give me an orgasm. That would be fine. But it's like, I want to wait till I have a little more energy to respond. So many orgasms. How many is too many? I mean, really. Y'all. That's a good question. Maybe. for another show. Another show. Yeah. All right. Well, I want to thank you for listening.

And again, sorry for the delay. Yeah. But, you know, we're going to start Wednesday nights at nine o'clock. At nine o'clock. Eastern time or New York time. Look at it. Yes. And so I want to thank you. And I want to thank you too. And this is Donna Lynn. I'm signing off. You want to add anything else there, Vince? Yeah. Remember to go to hotwifedonnalynn, all one word, And you can get links to everything. That's exactly what it is. So with that, we will talk to you later. Have a good night.