Rules/ethics of Swinging to Follow

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Speaker2: of the Hot of the hot wife podcast. The commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its host or guest and does not reflect that of the opinion of the hot wife podcast owners, agents, or representatives. This podcast is not meant to be taken as professional advice. Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast, where we discuss all the good, the bad, and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle. Hello, everybody, and welcome once again to the Hot Wife Podcast. I couldn't get that one out. Easy. Easy for me to say, right? Drinking much? Just a little bit. A little bit of rum and coke. All right. Yeah. Oh, so you're getting horny. Oh, absolutely. That's my radisiac. I'm going to take you upstairs when we're done here. All right. Well, thank you. I'm sorry. Spunkloop.com. Hotwifepodcast.gmail.com, and hotwife.linn.com.
Speaker3: Thank you.
Speaker2: Yes, I am here with my wonderful husband who's being a wise ass again.
Speaker1: My ass isn't wide.
Speaker3: Tell yourself that. it's gonna be one of those shows huh you might be it might be okay you're picking a fight you can't win baby it's okay don't make me yeah let's not go back to that one let's not go back to the Pussy raiding podcast. It's going to get ugly. Well, yeah.
Speaker4: It's going to get real ugly. You can piss yourself. Damn near. That was the closest I've ever been to pissing myself. The funniest part to me was watching you and Steven laugh your asses off and piss yourself. Yep, that was fucking funny. So tonight we found a website with some other aspects of looking at things. I'm swinging, yes. Yeah, I'm going to sneeze here in a second. Oh, yeah. I'm going to try to hold on. I can't do much about it. So we did a show previously about. All the. Misnomers. Oh, hold on. That had a different name for it. Yeah, different names. Oh, God, I don't have my glasses on. Misconceptions. Misconceptions. Swinging misconceptions. So this one I found interesting was rules of swinging to follow. Huh. Interesting. I didn't know we had rules. Well, when I read through them, they're not really rules as much as they are really good guidelines. Right. It's like common sense. So this is if you're interested in swinging, things to think about. Good etiquette. Yeah. It's etiquette. It really is. It has something, you know. And then it's also, if you're into swinging, it's some really good points to think about. And, you know, just be respectful. And, you know, to conduct yourself and be thought of well. So, like the first topic, the first one they have listed here is one goes, both go.
Speaker1: Now, they're referring to it like, okay, if we go as a couple,
Speaker3: when, if I'm going to leave, you go with me.
Speaker4: You don't stay there. Right.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker1: That would just make sense. But I also think that that also should apply to, like we talked about before, also is if one of us is going to play with a couple, per se, and let's say it's not at a party. We go meet a couple, and the husband is interested in you, but the wife isn't interested in me, well, then it's no. Then it's no. All bets are off. Yeah. I agree. It's like, if we're not in this collectively, we're not in this. Yes but they talk about you know they say you know come as a couple and leave as one it's uh it is not preferable to go if one goes while the other one lies behind always go hand in hand without leaving your partner behind uh swinging is safer and easier for both partners or if both partners are comfortable indulging in it. After all, it is a team game.
Speaker3: No, John, that doesn't mean you played the whole team. Oh, man, I got excited for a split second there. Yeah, but again, I guess the exception to that is if you do, if you have like we do hot dates.
Speaker1: Yeah, that's totally different. Like you go out with somebody and everything else. That's different. You didn't go out as a couple. We didn't go as a couple. You went out with somebody and everything else that's different you know you didn't go out as a couple um we didn't go as a couple you went out with somebody else and formed a temporary couple um but yeah i i can't imagine leaving a party and leaving you behind why would you what circumstance would that you know is she she having such a good time he wants to leave and she doesn't or you know she's like hey i have more guys to fuck and he's like yeah well i'm getting tired i got to get up for work in the morning or whatever i mean my dad worked with guys they weren't swingers but they went to a party um and uh the wife stayed behind he was like hey i gotta get up to work tomorrow you know i you know gonna right we have to get going she's no no i'll stay someone will give me a ride home well the next morning he got up and went there went back to the house because she hadn't gotten home and found her naked in bed with the guy and actually punched the guy three times in the head and killed him no are you serious because he works a machine shop he's a strong son of a bitch oh he hit him so, he severed his spinal cord from his brain with three hits. Oh. Yeah. That's not good. I called him sir. So did he go to jail or something? Yes, he did. Oh, my goodness. He did more work with these because it was a thing of love. A passion, a crime of passion. A crime of passion. Wasn't it premeditated or anything? anyway, on a better note, the second one they talk about here is punctuality. Arriving at the correct time applies here as well. Turning up late at a party is a turnoff. By the time you're in, the night would be in full swing. You'd only not wind up making people who are already in the act feel awkward.
Speaker3: You don't want to, someone's fucking somebody else. You're going to walk up, hey, Joe, how you doing?
Speaker1: No, you just didn't.
Speaker3: But, yeah, I mean, punctuality is, and that, they're looking at it in a party aspect. Right. I think if you're going to meet another couple, let's say you're going to meet at a public restaurant, bar, whatever. Punctuality. And you say you say hey we'll meet you there at eight o'clock be there actually be there early we've done that we've gone to like meet couples at restaurants or bars and we're there early and most of the time they show up a few minutes late you know there's no pre-planning like yeah there's no excuse you can go into your gps type in the address it's like okay that bar is 25 minutes from here well you don't leave 22 minutes of right exactly you know um you should say okay it's 25 minutes from here we're gonna leave 35 minutes early exactly you know give yourself some some time yeah it's uh yeah punctuality i think that is a lost art across the board you know both swinging and non-personal for work for you know yeah well with when i have playmates like even the one we had um not the first gentleman i played with the second one was running a little bit late i i got a text drum saying hey i'm i'm 10 minutes out and it's like oh okay no big deal i mean not that it's a big deal for us i mean we're pretty flexible but they're very respectful those are very respectful so i appreciate that i mean things happen you get tied up with something or well the next one part the third third one the third one i'm not sure how many there are here i think there's 10 oh goodness there's 10 i don't see yeah i haven't looked through these yet since you have the paper yeah i gave you a paper last show yeah so yeah power get a paper cut here that's it the show will be over then yeah there's a paper cut there's 10 okay. Oh, see, that's a good one. Which ties into the punctuality. Sure. You know? And again, it's, you know, courtesy is the key to easing up. Behave with people the way you'd want them to behave towards you. Be sensible, thoughtful, and understanding. Again, a lot of these overlap. Yeah, not to mention that's good in, like, regular life, not just swinging. Yeah. So, yeah, be courteous. That's another lost art.
Speaker2: I think you could cross out. Respect, punctuality, courtesy.
Speaker1: Rules of swinging to follow. You could also cross out swinging and put in life.
Speaker2: Just life, yeah. That's another lost art.
Speaker1: Yeah, I mean, being courtesy.
Speaker3: Courtesy. Courteous.
Speaker1: Courteous is the word I was looking for. It is great, like, at the parties, okay, as an example. I mean, these are just brief little one, two paragraph things they have under each of these, which is fine. But, you know, when you're at a party and you're talking to someone, you'll be able to tell whether there's interest in you or not. You can tell. And if there's not, you don't have to go, okay, hey, fuck you. Thank you. you know when you're at a party and you're talking to someone you'll be able to tell whether there's interest in you or not you can tell and if there's not you know you don't have to go okay hey fuck you you know and walk away yeah you go you know you can sit there and say well you know what i've been meaning to so and so over there but i didn't see them here i want to go talk to them you could be you know fade out without being rude yeah being an ass yeah yeah rsvp to invitations is number four Here we did. And people would say they're coming, and then you buy food for however many people are supposed to be there and then they don't show up because half or more don't show up yep it'd be nice if they would have rfp'd rzp you know yeah um and again the the party we went to the other week a week or so before he called everybody and says hey just going to find who's coming. Are you sure you're coming? Because I've got to go buy food. Right. Especially in today's world, the food's not cheap. Not cheap. No, yeah. I mean, it's never been cheap, but it's gotten even less cheap. So, again, if you're going to go to a party and you've signed up for it, go to it it if you're not going to go to it yep you need to call them hey listen contact i'm sorry i'm not going to make it and try to do it as soon as you can i mean obviously things come up exactly okay but i agree when in general it's good you know same as if you plan to meet a couple at a restaurant and something comes up or whatever, you can't, call them. Say, hey, listen, I can't make it. Exactly. Yeah, we're, you know. Now here's what we try to do when we go to visit even friends or whatever. It's a gift for the host. And we've had a few people that come here and they bring a bottle of bourbon, bring a bottle of wine or whatever. When we go to the party, I bring a bottle of bourbon with me every time. You brought food the last time? Yeah, I brought food and bourbon and the podcast stuff. Oh, my goodness. And a beautiful wife. And most importantly, I'm with Stephen. I was going to say you. Now who brought Stephen? There's only a select few that find me the treat. Come on. So, but no, it's just good etiquette.
Speaker2: I agree.
Speaker1: I mean, now, if you're, you know, if you're going to a club, you're not bringing a bottle for somebody.
Speaker2: No, but a house party.
Speaker1: If you're going to someone's house or you're meeting a couple.
Speaker3: Right.
Speaker1: You know, now, if you're going to, like, a public restaurant or bar, you're not going to bring out a gift.
Speaker2: Exactly, you're not going to do that, but...
Speaker1: You know, so. The number six here is the right attire.
Speaker2: Here we go. Exactly, you're not going to do that, but. You know, so. The number six here is the right attire. Yeah, I was definitely not dressed appropriately with the last party. I was wearing entirely too much. No, well, when you got there. When I got there, I was. You changed. I can't go walk around. No. You can't go walk around the neighborhood in fucking straps. That's about all straps that's about all it was you know your ass hanging out and stuff i mean the dads would have not mind moms might have mind the kids would be like what the fuck she's wearing is she crazy is she wearing i don't know they look which action figure is she supposed to be so yeah so you know again dress appropriate for i mean again a lot of clubs have changing rooms and stuff so you can go in your street clothes and change into what you may or not may not want to wear exactly um then you know um yeah put on whatever you want when you're at the venue you know um i might say you can't dress sexy with normal street clothes that are you know lower cut or whatever um but uh what do you think number seven is no means no no that one is nine damn health and hygiene oh well you know that's important it has to be a no-brainer but okay we have to talk about this and the first thing they talk about is actually because you know we tend to shave we tend to bathe shower really get out of here well i didn't say every day once a week is plenty oh that's too much a week yeah so wrong okay um but the first part is actually to me the toughest part of something i think about a lot when i go to these parties is the oral hygiene right right you know because i might you know like when we got to the party maybe just carry on some mints or something yeah i guess that's one option but do mints really kill your bad breath or they just make it a minty shit show no they help okay well you know i mean i quickly because i knew it was like i was doing some stuff and my mouth was dry so i'm like okay my breath can't taste good so i quickly grabbed by accident a little bourbon like bourbon's going to help? You gargled bourbon?
Speaker1: Well, at least my breath tastes like bourbon. Like, okay, he's been drinking.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker1: You know, it didn't taste like, you know.
Speaker3: Ass. Yet.
Speaker2: Yeah, yet.
Speaker1: It got there.
Speaker2: Well, you know what Stephen does? He has those little, those little.
Speaker1: Mint packs of, like, tobacco.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker2: And he's like, he came over and, like, blew his breath in my face. And it was a little minty.
Speaker3: Yeah. Thank you. Because he has those little mint packs of, like, tobacco. Yeah, and he came over and, like, blew his breath in my face, and it was a little minty. Yeah, it's just mint leaves in those little bags. Is it mint leaves, or is it mint and tobacco? I don't know.
Speaker2: I know they make them just mint.
Speaker3: See, that makes sense, like little skulls. Yeah, but they're just mint, no tobacco. I don't know. I never asked him what they were.
Speaker2: That's actually a good idea. Yeah, bad breath or body odor is a big turnoff for your potential partners yeah I don't know you don't know come on shower and groom well before you leave that party before you leave okay or leave for the sorry okay I missed the for the for party yeah for the party for the party oh my yeah yeah i i like things to be well groomed sure yeah no i think everybody does anymore especially in the swing world oh yeah yeah um yeah i mean last party there was one individual i talked about prior right right she didn't um didn't clean up properly huh obviously she had to pee right before and she didn't like there's like wet wash or wet wipe or whatever and it was just like oh dear god oh that's not good i mean it didn't smell like bad pussy it just smelled like piss yeah yeah it was not a not pleasant something to think about and that goes for men too man you get done peeing find some wet wipes a washcloth whatever wipe wipe your junk off so if someone is going to put their mouth there it doesn't smell or taste like piss i mean that's why i don't like pubic hair pubic hair no matter how much you wash it still smells like piss you know and you sit there you sit there and think like i'm pissing i'm not getting it all a woman might be a little different but for men we're pissing it shouldn't be in our pubic hair but it gets there it gets there i mean this one guy i was sucked so um well you know like um i i noticed a lot of people have little they call them little play bags or toy bags they put their toys and whatever they're going to use in their playroom. But a lot of times they'll have their baby wipes. Yours is a military rucksack. Oh, heck yeah. I mean, come on. I come in and it weighs like 50 pounds. And I put on my, it's like a backpack thing. You think you're going into combat. Oh my, well, yeah, I am, aren't I? Kind of. Kind of. So you have your, I always like having wet wipes in there. Because if I know I'm going to be playing, you know, while you're, you get kind of sweaty or whatever. That might be one of the gifts we need to bring. Because, you know, at the party, there was a few people that were playing, like that one Latino couple. Like, she was getting her husband or boyfriend, whatever they right he cream pieed her face cream pieed her fucking pussy a few times and she kept looking like where's the wet wipes where's the wet wipes and there wasn't any they didn't have them around so we might next time we go to like the dollar store or the ollies or whatever right you know if we find them buy a bunch and just next time we see them here's a gift for the party. Put these around. Yeah, especially the ones that are in the little individual, either the tubs. So if you're having a party. Have little wet wipes around. Yeah. Because, you know, either. For people, put them, make sure they're in the bathrooms. Yes, absolutely in the bathrooms. Make sure to label them, do not flush. Yeah, you got to do that. Leave them around where people are playing, so when they get done playing they can yeah if you get a facial you'll you know it's like hey and i want to go and make out with somebody i can't even yeah even if you know even if some guys go down on you right i still want to be fresh you know so the next guy isn't kissing the other guy proxy yeah exactly. You know, and again, you can expand on that however you may want to expand on that. You know, if you don't want to taste burning rubber from the prior guy, it's like, wow, man, this pussy tastes like burnt rubber. I don't know what the hell's going on. Yeah, well, you fucked the shit out of me. Oh, thanks for cleaning up. Hey, had they had those wipes that we had a couple of them? I wasn't i wasn't impressed with them but it was a cool idea called uh funky funky junk or funky junk wipes they were flavored baby wipes so you were when i don't remember them yeah they came oh at least your pleasure had them they came jesus christians all the time yeah it was a long time ago they had like a funky she gave me a t-shirt with the funky funky like logo funky junk or it was something like that i remember the name now vaguely yeah but so now here's something we could talk about for a minute or two okay what's that pardon me it's still under the health and hygiene okay and this relates to someone came by here the other week okay it. That was stopped by to sit in, listen to the podcast and stuff. Good cologne perfumes and body sprays will give you the edge of the environment. The best way to enjoy the party is by refreshing up as you reach there. Okay? Now, I got a lot to say about the cologne aftershave shit. Don't. Okay? I'm going there. I was going. Don't wear it. Don't wear it. Well, no, no. I'm not saying don't wear it. But don't buy the kind you spray. And if you do buy the kind you spray, don't spray it on you. Spray one spray in the air and walk through it. Right. We had a gentleman come in here to our studio studio which is only 12 by 15 it's a tiny thing talk about the studio i'm talking about the studio okay um came in here we could taste his aftershave he must have sprayed it on whatever aftershave cologne same fucking thing to me he sprayed it on with a fucking roller or a fucking he went to the body shop and used a spray gun yeah it's like he walked in here we're like you could taste it so he left after about an hour so he was here for an hour right the next day the studio you walked in here you burnt your eyes and stuff because the cologne was still in here. I don't think anyone really enjoys that much cologne on someone. No. It doesn't make anyone feel, or perfume, whether it be male or female, it does not give you confidence that that person is clean. First thing I think of is like, take a fucking shower and less cologne or perfume, whatever it or perfume whatever it is the thing is with him is we have a cover on the futon and the place still stunk so i changed the cover on the futon because his clone had perforated his clothing had saturated probably still in his hands yeah it was like all and you don't pour the shit in your hands and slap it on either it was all in the the futon cover so i i can't imagine where he lives with that yeah the whole place would stink i mean the it lingered if he liked the stove in his house it's just gonna go yep it was terrible gas gas leak no that was aftershave aftershave yeah i would prefer i'd rather a little bit of so bo than too much cologne here's the thing to think about my opinion and that's all i'm saying right but my opinion with if and when i wear aftershave which isn't often um put i get the kind i don't like the sprays right but if i get a spray spray it in the air and you kind of walk through it right and even then i walk through it without any shirts on and then i put my you know shirt or shirts on over it so it's still filtered if i have the kind my prefer my preference where it's open and you were like someone like him fucking pours it in his palm of his hand oh he He had a shower full of it. Yeah, I think he re-plumbed the car wash
Speaker1: and has it just spraying the perfume and he walks through it.
Speaker2: He just bathes in it.
Speaker1: Oh, my God, it was horrible.
Speaker2: It was terrible.
Speaker1: But if, you know, I put my finger over the hole and I shake it, so I have like a drop on the tip of my finger, and then I just rub that.
Speaker3: That's it.
Speaker1: That's all you need. Aftershave and stuff is meant so when someone is up close to you, more in the intimate style, they can smell it. Right. Not where someone else being intimate fucking three miles away can smell it. That's true. Okay. He doesn't broadcast into the room. Oh, Vince is coming. Then 10 minutes later, you're walking in. Tell me if I'm wrong. If we met someone, let's say we met a couple or a single guy for you, and the guy comes in smelling like that, the last thing you're going to want to do is play with him. Exactly. Yeah, it doesn't matter how nice he is. It doesn't matter how good looking he is. How big or little his dick might be. You're going to be like, fuck no. No, because I'm going to be like,
Speaker3: no,
Speaker1: because I got to take you to the car wash and power wash you to get that smell off of you.
Speaker2: That's true. And the thing is,
Speaker3: it's like,
Speaker2: you're literally tasting it.
Speaker3: So, you know,
Speaker2: if I'm going down on him, I'm going to be tasting this fucking perfume.
Speaker3: No, I, you know,
Speaker2: truthfully, I'd rather have somebody with a little bit of musk. Like they may be just a little bit sweaty than, than have an overpowering perfume.
Speaker3: I'll see you do stuff. You're active. You're doing stuff. And that's natural. The sweat is after they've showered within the last couple hours. It's not like, well, they were at work all week doing, you know, laying laying down asphalt for a living and they sweated all week out there 105 degree weather somebody i think they get sweaty while we're playing that that kind of sweat i'm fine with i'm absolutely fine well that's different that is different that's what you help generate that's yeah but it gets that little bit of musk which is fine fine. But that perfume thing, was that you or me? What the hell is that? A ding? Oh, it's text messaging.
Speaker2: Oh. I don't know if that's.
Speaker3: Yeah, no, that was actually Mickey. Oh.
Speaker2: Just texted me.
Speaker3: Nice.
Speaker1: Very nice. I'm not sure what that says. I don't know why it says that, but okay.
Speaker3: And my daughter sent me a picture of her dog. Aww. That's always sweet. But, anyway, so. So the perfume is now. Yeah, the perfume is just aftershave or whatever you want to call it. Cologne, perfume, aftershave, It's all, nope. If it's overpowering, nope. Yeah. It's a turnoff. Just be considered with that, yeah. So one of the other ones, number eight, is enjoy yourself. Duh. That's kind of new. No, I'm going to hate what I'm doing. Okay. So it says the whole idea is to have fun and enjoy your time there. So participate in activities that make you feel comfortable. Don't let anyone pressurize you. Pressurize?
Speaker1: That's the wrong word.
Speaker3: Pressure you. It should be pressure.
Speaker2: Use pressurize. Like canning?
Speaker3: Oh, damn it. He was having so much fun. Using an instant pot, you know?
Speaker2: A pressure cooker? Well, they get you all turned on and you don't get a release.
Speaker3: Oh, shit.
Speaker1: They were pressurized.
Speaker2: Honey, I told you to go release his valve. She comes over with a wooden spoon and turns the knob on it. All this steam comes out of it.
Speaker1: Pressure cooker, yeah. So the basic thing they're trying to say with this one as I read through it is you know go have fun right relax don't be uptight if they're playing games or whatever participate you know within your comfort level right so i get that so number nine that's the one is the right to say no the right to say no yeah and and the right to say no is not only to To say no, but it's to accept no. Mm-hmm. Okay? So, again, if you're at a house party, you're at a club, whatever, you know, if someone approaches you and you're not interested, you can say, no, thank you. I appreciate it. I'm flattered, but no. Or someone says that to you, go, hey'd ask i found you attractive or right exactly you know um but don't be you shouldn't be embarrassed by it no no you shouldn't be embarrassed by it no means no and and most parties we've been to they're very uh they underline that quite a bit. No means no. Everybody follows those rules. We've never had a problem with that. So that's always nice. And 99% of the places, that is a standard rule. Whether it be a private party, a club, or whatever. No is no. Right. And if someone pressures you or you pressure them, someone's getting bounced out. Yep. So, now, 10, I think, by far, is one of the most important ones. This is the last one. Oh, boy. And we'll go to that one after we, let's do the plugs. Okay. So if you want to reach out to us, and we hope you do, we try to answer every email. Not necessarily always quite so timely, but we get to them.
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Speaker2: We just did a whole bunch of commercials. I'm seeing how much I hate oops but one thing you'll never have what's that is political commercials that's true yeah that that season's coming soon so anyway um all right so let's get back to the last of the 10 things that are 10 commandments of good behavior for well for being a swinger it's they call it the rules of swinging to follow um i think it's word guidelines and yeah of course but the last one is the most obvious because you're not going to get laid without this one what do you think it would be and again it kind of ties into like the last all of them well go there horny that would be a good one no that's only go to a party if you're horny i i don't think you're a i don't think you're a swinger if you're not horny i i don't know friendliness go to you know be a friend be friendly to all even if you don't want to extend the night or don't want to have any interest in getting physical with someone, you may catch a vibe being nice to others in the community. In return, they may put you across to people who may be interested. Oh. May be interested. See, I thought friendliness is, if you're courteous, it kind of goes with being friendly. Again, we again, we go back to some of the people we've met, like at restaurants and stuff, and the one meet and greet, the meet and greet, yeah, the meet and greet up in the Poconos we went to, they were not real courteous, not real friendly, no one wanted to talk, no one, you try to strike up conversation, they didn't, it just, you know, you all have something in common, one common thing. Yeah, you're okay. At least one, at least one. Yeah. Okay. So just because you're friendly doesn't mean you got to go bump nasties. Right. Exactly. Exactly. And you might have a lot more in common with them than being a swinger. You could be friendly with them and never play with them oh yeah we've had people like that yeah so it's you know something to think about you don't have to be friendly you don't have to fuck them you can actually just be friends you know it doesn't hurt to always make new friends yeah you're right you're right about that you know i think people think of oh i'm in this i'm in a party atmosphere if i'm nice and they're gonna think i want to fuck them and that's not that's just not the case because you go back to no means no so you know you can be friendly with them when they approach you and you're like no this is not what i want to do then no means no so you have that out but it be friendly i mean just common common sense i don't know why we're having this conversation
Speaker1: you can be friendly and still sit there and say listen i'm i'm sorry i'm not interested right
Speaker2: you know is there a nicer way a more friendly way to say that
Speaker1: i can't list all the ways i've been told that
Speaker2: you're a really nice guy but wow you know you give great personality but
Speaker1: I'll see all over you. Okay. You know, when a month ends in Z, you're going to get real lucky. I get so horny for guys like you when a month ends in Z. I'm like, all right, I'll keep that in mind next party. Come with a new calendar. That's it. I'm going to print out my own. So, but, yeah, that was this article's 10 guidelines, I guess, of. Proper swinging etiquette. Yeah, I can't give them credit for it. Let me see if I can. I just typed in the internet a whole thing about, I said I bookmarked it. No,
Speaker2: it's actually a good thing to, to do this or so.
Speaker3: Yeah,
Speaker1: actually I went to the website is love, love panky.com. Love-O-V-E-P-A-N-K-Y.com.
Speaker3: Oh.
Speaker1: And this was just an article I got off of their site to give them complete credit. And, yeah, they got a bunch of interesting articles and various things.
Speaker2: So that's where we got that 10 things from. Yeah, we wouldn't think of this on our own truthfully oh i wouldn't say that well i can't think that shit up as i'm saying yeah i can't think i come up with other things yeah not that well a lot of it's just common sense you know but again it's a superpower i know it's a superpower it's a superpower so yeah but it just seems like if you go into a party you want to be polite you want to be courteous you want to be friendly you know don't wear so much goddamn cologne so they can smile you across the whole room be well groomed because you don't know you don't know what's going to happen yeah you might get intimate with somebody so i just i don't know yourself you know well there you go i'm not that limber i can't get my face down there to your hands reach my hands reach but my face doesn't i think i would eat my pussy better than i would finger myself but i'm sad i can't i went 10 pictures i said why all right so again i want to thank everyone for listening uh ask you do us a favor tell two friends see if we can get see if you get two of your friends to listen to the podcast and hopefully they enjoy it um have uh some new listeners that have uh you know joined you know we have and her husband. Oh, yeah, yeah. I think we have Steve in the thing for that one. We also have Bob and Gail. We have some other people we know that more recently have joined. We haven't heard from Mr. Bale in a long time. Still hoping he's okay. I reached out to my OnlyFans. So hopefully he's doing okay. Doing well. And, you know, always like to hear from Jay. Yeah, we do. We talked to Stephen earlier. Yeah. So you're not just listeners. You get to be part of the family. The hot wife family. Something wrong about that title. Yeah, it's a little scary right there. A little too intimate maybe. I don't know. A little too West Virginia. Yeah, a little bit. I'm going to back off on that one.
Speaker3: Yeah. I love it. All right.
Speaker1: So I want to thank everyone for listening. And, you know, have a great night, day, whatever time you're listening to this. And I'll talk to you later.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker2: Everybody have a great night.
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