Recent Anal Obsession - Show #11

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Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. Well, hi, everybody.

It is Donna Lynn, and i'm with my wonderful husband vince again tonight if i could only believe that i don't know that why do you say that why do you i'm always loving and kind to you okay right that shows that's different i do that because i do love you okay all right so so tonight we're kind of doing this uh we were we were actually waiting tonight to get a new piece of equipment for the podcasting our new mixing board yes and uh the amazon god saw fit that they told me i would have it today but then all of a sudden go no you're not going to get it to the end of march now it's like well then fuck did you tell me i was going to have it tomorrow so anyway i don't know so we're just going old school with it um i ordered it someplace else and we should have that one tomorrow so the podcast after this one hopefully we'll be back be a little better.

I mean, mean, hopefully this isn't too bad. We had a fan point out that one of the shows we did with different pieces of equipment was really has technical difficulties. Yeah, we didn't know that. Yeah, well, we listen to ourselves. I hate my voice. Both recorded or live.

I don't like listening to my own voice it's like a little cringy so well actually tonight we were supposed to have another one of the one of these younger gentlemen yeah stop by yeah and uh have some fun you were going to have some fun and again cancelled talk's a good game you know but I just can't make the rubber hit the road well I wasn't sure if me talk's a good game you know but i just can't make the rubber hit the road well i wasn't sure if maybe when you were first reached out to him that he knew he's going to be videotaped because he goes i don't want to be recorded that's not what i signed up for blah and i said hey i got this this fun video it's gonna be 10 minutes long just to you know i just need another guy to do this foot thing i don't do feet i'm like you know what fuck you yeah that's bullshit everyone that either i've reached out to or you've reached out to we're very clear interest it's the first question after that is do you mind being videotaped and they were like oh hell no well or hell yeah whatever i don't know i don't mind okay yeah and if they say i do and it's like okay well thank you but we're not playing that game no because well it's a multi-tier thing one yes we do put the videos out and two it's kind of our thing like you enjoy watching yourself and i enjoy watching the last one, when I was with the last gentleman, yeah.

Both of us were, like, trying to look at the monitor and see, like, oh, wow, look, I can see that dick going in and out of my pussy. Oh, my God. For me, that is a turn-on. It is a huge, huge turn-on. It is. My whole life, I've always, with old boyfriends, we'd set up the mirror just a certain way on an old dresser, you know. And then I would get all bent out of shape if somebody came along and, like, knocked it or moved it. It's like, fuck, I can't see. How do you do that?

with old boyfriends we'd set the mirror just a certain way on an old dresser you know and then i would get all bent out of shape if somebody came along and like knocked it or moved it's like fuck i can't see god damn it i go in there just the mirror again you know but that's just my thing i like i like to watch i like to watch then so do i watch you well not me i know you're a weird funhouse mirror wouldn't make it a trick stop it dark room makes it oh stop it so anyway well that's the thing i wanted to talk to tonight about which i think people might have interest in and you and i have talked about this briefly again we have talked about what we're talking about no no you're you said it totally off guard, go for it babe you just do that and this is a good thing your recent fascination with anal yeah, what the hell is going on with that?

there are two days, there are back to back I was fucking insatiable with it, the whole day like i'm not explaining oh no no no the um but you went from you know years ago it was like not even a concept i mean even even if you and i were messing around and you know even just orally i would sit there trying to tease you with my my tongue or my finger like Nope, out of there get out of there yeah it was weird because when i was with uh my last dopey uh mistake boyfriend that is a mistake of a boyfriend we do have some of the guys you play with we don't want them thinking you're talking about them right you're talking about the guy she was living with yeah before but he did a lot of anal play and then i kind of got out of it and then you and i when we first got together remember we were doing quite a bit of anal and then i kind of got out of it i kind of stayed out of it and now i'm like kind of like back into it again so i don't know i ebbs and flows i have no idea it's not every obviously not every penis qualifies for that entrance no exit how we were looking at it yeah yeah you're going in the outdoor you're breaking all the rules here it's a car lane not a truck lane yeah that bicycle lane not a truck lane yeah but i mean you know and the other cool thing is you have not only been enjoying it but you have been getting some uh anal orgasms quite a few like i said those we had two guys back to back we had a black guy on the first night and i didn't even do them vaginally i went right to right to anal and you're i didn't even remember you you pointed that out to me you're like hey you just you know went through the whole thing didn't stop didn't get your two hundred dollars do not pass go when you said it basically like you're a prostitute yeah no no no the whole yo pasco do not collect to it yeah yeah that that whole thing there's a difference so you're gonna put that in there it sounds like prostitution yeah sorry it was a whole monopoly metaphor but yeah and you said that to me and i was like yeah you're right i i went right to right to anal like doing things like with my with my asshole like fingering me and that was like amazing that was amazing and then it was like i saw that dick and i was like i'm sitting on that bitch okay now i know what you're generally talking about yeah yeah that was kind of interesting how you went like oh yeah yeah it's like hi how are you putting your dick in my ass yeah i have to tell you it was vibrator my ass i was like nope that's not doing it nope nope so he just started using his fingers and i was like oh my god that is a reason tend to be harder or rigid and the body those cavities aren't necessarily bone straight so to speak they need to have a little soft yeah this and you know so that's my mood just depends on my mood yeah but you know it's but i find it very interesting i mean i find it very hot well i did too i was having a good old time and then i was like was it the next day maybe it was a day later whatever there's another gentleman a white gentleman came over i did him anally and came that way and then did it vaginally and then uh he's the one that jerked off on my face yeah it was like the whole time i was just like i could feel like he's ready to come yeah oh yeah the video's up that's going up tomorrow oh okay the teaser's up today when this when this podcast goes out the video will have been up right i'm sure yeah so the same thing with him i had a either one or several uh anal orgasms with him and a bunch of vaginal ones i mean i was fit to be tied me and i there's pictures of him like pounding the crap out of my ass and i'm like yeah oh that's yelling uh fuck my little asshole fuck my little asshole well that might have been the last time with the most recent playmaker yeah but you've said it before too oh i'm sure i have you're getting a little more and i don't mean in a bad way at all but i'm more aggressive with the anal stuff i uh if it feels good at the moment i cannot tell you if i'm not having fun i don't want to do it sure and if i'm having fun i'll let you know i'm having fun because that's fine i'm having fun but yeah it it's so much i equate it so much like food like there are just days like you're just in a pizza moon and i just want to eat pizza i get that i can't do it but i get that it's a very much a food relationship and then there's other days i'm like crave certain things yeah you's yeah you don't even have to say you could sit there and you know use a food analogy that's fine now you gotta think people really do quickest i think so you know but just in the mood to have anal sex they're on my mind i don't get that one okay you don't get that one no i mean like during not the last show but the one one before the anal sex before he let me check my program i forgot who was on first oh oh i know exactly who it was i know exactly who it was but i was uh like thinking about and like fantasizing about having his dick in my ass for like earlier that day and it's like oh that's gonna be awesome and it was yeah but that doesn't always happen it was just like no it's just like that very time i was just like and while we're in this realm the other thing i find very interesting is you know uh pardon me um more recently you've been having more orgasm than ever like when we originally first started shooting some stuff years ago you correct me if i'm wrong you did a lot more faking of orgasms i didn't have nearly the orgasms these are all genuine these are all genuine orgasms yeah some are better than others i can tell you that but there is no such thing as a bad orgasm no there's some that are better than others i get that it was um yeah but yeah you've been having all sorts i mean both through oral and through vaginal and anal and i don't know how else you're gonna have an orgasm but if there's another way i will discover you'll discover um but i'm like ponta daily on with your orgasms or um yeah well those two were here the other week maybe a threesome and poke by Heidi poke by Heidi Well, those two were here the other week.

Maybe a threesome. Poke by Heine. Yeah, Poke Heine. But, yeah, no, I mean, because you used to be, had to get a little more attention to get to have one orgasm.

Now you're about where you know guys can get you to come pretty quickly so is it more you've turned on or more those things are working better for you because you were a lot of the older stuff we did years ago was you're kind of still in coming out a better pause and that could be i have no idea what's going on with my body i don't even i don't even pretend to understand i get that but you know so i just think it's it's been kind of interesting you know we knew of a couple women had said when they came out of menopause their sex drive increased dramatically and it seemed like yours was more the other way because there was a couple years you really didn't want anything to do with sex or it seemed, yeah there was two, three weeks that you wanted nothing to do with sex and I think you just gave me the sympathy stuff.

Well, I felt bad. Yeah. I can't tell you what happened. I don't know. The switch has been turned on, and let's just leave it go with that. Oh, I'm not complaining. I'm bragging. I'm going to tell all my friends if I had some. But anyway. Yeah, I didn't get that. I was going to jump on that, but I didn't. She would jump on it. even more than i already am sure oh okay uh but uh yeah no i find your new heightened sense of at times almost nymphomania and you're complaining i told you before no not complaining. I told you that before. No.

I'm telling you, I had that period that those couple of days, I really felt insatiable. Oh, do you remember? I equate it to a movie. You probably don't remember it. Black Snake Moon. Sure. How can you forget that? What's her name? Ricci, Licio. What the heck was her name? Was that? I'm thinking Monsters Ball with Holly Berry. No, with Christina Ricci. Yeah, Christina Ricci and Samuel L. Jackson. He has to chain her to the radiator because all she wants to do is fuck. And she says in there, she goes, inside there is a burning. And I'm like, yeah.

That's the first time I can actually say I understood what she was going through. There was that burning that Thank you.

she goes inside there is a burning and i'm like yeah that's the first time i can actually say i understood what she was going through there was that burning that i just want to fuck it's a burning or desire are you going to use the term burning desire it wasn't it was like a deep like in your abdomen like if i could go like like where your ovaries would be like in your lower abdomen like that a heat type burning not bad burning not like oh dear god i have to see the doctor burning yeah not that kind of burning like it was a heat burning like i just want to fuck i just want to fuck well, here I am at work.

No, it wasn't every day. It was me. I'm kidding you, Darren. Oh, come on. Give me a break. But, I mean, it's not like every minute of every day. It's like certain periods of time. Thank God I can't be like that all the time. It's exhausting.

Like, those few days on this past weekend, I'm freaking, you're getting a little wrung out man i guys are taking vitamins whether it's whether it's work we're doing here at the house or weekends we shoot a lot or whatever it's like it's like i gotta go back to work to get rest yeah yeah you know i'm guessing some of the people listening to this podcast like oh i'll take your fucking promise poor baby yeah oh my god you know because again those you know donna being a hot wife means she has my blessing to to do all this and she generally does it in front of me or videotapes so i can see it later and and generally she gets to have her fun with whoever or however many.

And then basically we go and have our fun. So if she, you know, has a busy weekend, I have a busy weekend. Pretty much. I remember there were times where I've been playing with people. I look over at you and I'm like, you're next, Mr.

here you're next it's like oh boy yeah i'm bragging i guess i'm really not pitching so i guess i'd be bragging but um yeah i find it really arousing and just uh interesting because you know we've been together now 18 years yep married 18 married 18 years been together longer than that but 18 years married just a little bit longer i mean i've seen you obviously in different modes i gotta clear my throat i'm sorry about that and uh this is the most insatiable i've seen you have little spells of being insatiable like that shoot we did a few years back that group shoot that wasn't going to shoot it that wasn't a shoot at all i know didn't bring any clothing i'm not shooting i'm not shooting it yeah i was like i'm not going to shoot i want to yeah but also you got around all those big dicks and yeah and actually now i'm um well i blowing i guess like i can say his name because he's he's on only fans big max now i'll promote him i'm there blowing big i mean and there was other guys there that you know that he's nice that you shot with yeah yeah one guy you fucked that wasn't even there to shoot you just fucked him anyway and even the guy if you remember right the guy whose house i blew him yeah you blew him i blew him yeah the guy whose house we were using you know you even gave him a thank you got to you know uses gotta pay your rent somehow right yep and he was very grateful he wasn't he wasn't hating it no it didn't seem like it no not a whole lot he'd come when thank you there oh thank you cum load on your face let's just thank you like a big hot cum load on your face except for me i'll take a handshake you're you're a little weird that way no no i'm not weird i'm straight i don't want hot cum on my face or anywhere on my body oh fortunately i'm a little different on that well and that's why we're together see see you meet me yeah you're playing on the yang whichever way you look at it and guys who are into or people whatever your people that are into sharing that i guess i'll say the term whatever more power to you i don't i don't care whatever as long as everyone is consenting and of age i don't care what you do i don't care either you know have fun um life is short and is is yeah is of age consenting and no foreign animals are being hurt um true so true very true but uh yeah no it's it's very erotic and and we now are talking with a another mature woman who um i'm still on the fence whether she's going to come through or not they did a podcast with us we haven't posted that yet true i'm not sure yeah i mean she's going through some uh family family issues so once she gets them worked out we'll see if she comes around but if she does i think it's gonna be a lot of fun i think so too but i don't want to i don't want to push her i'm just no her boyfriend had a lot of fun and i'm yeah yeah when we were when you guys were all playing together i think the attention he gave you made her jealous it's being in the lifestyle sometimes that can be a problem yeah well i don't know i could i hope not i mean i hope that's not maybe we just ran into too much into it i'll find out but you know at this point we'll see what happens but uh yeah no it's been an interesting little adventure here we're going on our going into our fourth month of all this really the podcast has been around now no but this will be like the 11th show i think i think we started this whole adventure early January no no no no just uh doing the only fans and everything was the end of october end of october last week of october yeah so there was usually november december january february four months so we're starting the fifth month yeah so it's a yeah it's been a lot of fun a lot of interest oh god yeah i'm having a blast so what um obviously i'm having a blast it's it's documented right well again i can't lie about it you want to go we've changed the website the end of it still works the but the the site you were to go to and see the links okay it's all now hot wife donnalyn all one word dot com yeah oh i forgot yeah we did change that so everything consistent yeah that way you can find all the links and you can reach out to donna and uh tell her things you want to see or i mean if you're not a member one of her sites um you know there are two free only fan sites you can join true and there's even a free loyal fan site that's true you can go there and um see minimal stuff for free but pay for a lot of teasers up and i'm yeah let you know what the quant what the quality we're putting up is yeah so you don't buy something be like oh all she did was take her top off i paid x amount of dollars for this really well and i'm not just you know teasing like oh i don't get naked i don't we've done it i don't know we've seen what other uh girls are charging for things well you have done the homework yeah well whichever we uh you you keep saying you know we we had guys over to fuck it's like no you had these guys well now i'm correcting you there well the difference is you're not getting violated where if i was joining you i'd be getting by no that's necessarily but anyway um i've seen some girls they charge you a membership you know and again we have a member site that is our only fans vip and you pay a monthly fee which is very reasonable i think it's it's 12.95 i think there's a special running right now so it's like 11 something Thank you.

monthly fee which is very reasonable I think it's $12.95 I think there's a special running right now so it's like 11 something it's like 20% off or something like that and all the videos we post on all the sites are there and you're not paying anything additional there is your pay-per-view there true so if you were to buy two videos a month on one of the other free sites yeah you basically paid for membership and you would get you probably get 15 to 20 videos a month easily easily you know now only fans are set up where you can't download them if you're interested in buying some of donna's content that is downloadable then if you go to our loyal fans site that's true um there is a video store right okay and you can buy the videos there and they're the same price they would be if you bought them.

We're not charging any more here or there. And you can download them. You'll see they're marked downloadable. True. So, again, follow the links at HotWifeDonnaLind. That's H-O-T-W-I-F-E-D-O-N-N-A-L-Y-N-N.com. All one word. All one word. All. There are no spaces in URLs. Okay. And it's not. No, no underscores.

all one word all one word all are no spaces and urls okay and it's not oh no no under underscores i knew we'd changed it but i wasn't sure that's what it is okay all right well now i know yeah and it's important that i should know this i'm just gonna keep that being sucking dick bitch do what you have done donna does answer the messages he really did i know he doesn't mean you know if i answer if i got one of those messages and there was a dick pic in there which i know she gets if i answer it'd be like put your dick away if you don't get a message like you put your dick away then you know it's not me it's me now throughout the day like i had a day to myself i didn't my day job was light so i i spent the whole day just i'll do something around the house and i'll go answer stuff then i'll do something else around the house i'll answer some more stuff so yeah i'm always answering something i have my phone with me so i try to answer it as you know okay i have my phone in my pocket like all the time so i have a question for you now okay oh boy this is not a complicated one okay so it's a word um no so i'm going away for for business next week uh-huh do you think uh we had talked about it never just got there you think there's going to be a little cam show for me i shush okay yes one of my special friends we've been going back and forth okay i don't want to know who i don't want to know who okay special okay you're just gonna let me know so in case like people i've been training with don't sit there and go hey let's go out tonight for a drink no i don't think it's make ham show per se i think we'll just record it okay it's gonna be pretty hot okay but he said yeah his he's just we've.

Just leave it alone with that. Yeah, his family, so. Okay. All right. That could be a lot of people. That could be a lot of people. But we'll see. It may fall through. That's fine. I mean, I don't, I don't want that to be. It's a solo show. Oh, that's true, too. So, but that's cool. It would be more fun if i could you know uh record it for you and he had some ideas he wanted to do and i think it'd be fun okay i thought you were gonna answer it like the uh fat bastard may maybe i had to put my finger inside your mouth yeah my mouth there.

Sorry, I have a tickle in my throat because I'm kind of battling a cold. So I apologize for the coughing and clearing my throat. Stop kissing all my playmates. Okay, sure. We'll come with that. I don't have a cold. I've been sucking face and sucking dick with all these people. How come I don't have a cold?

Hmm been sucking face and sucking dick with all these people how come I don't have a cold maybe you need to suck more face just saying get me some women I will I was going to say maybe you should suck more dick the next dick I suck will be the first dick I suck the last one there will be a body i have to dispose of oh my god i only i have a penis allergy i'm only pulling your chain i know it's like watching go like i'm not gonna do that hey i get the same way when it comes to scrapple and olives so i feel your pain you realize there's probably people listening that might be listening that go what the fuck is scrapping oh that is a definitely a pennsylvania thing yeah don't worry about it folks you don't want to eat it stay away from the scrap the word in there is scratch not good not good at all we're not talking about this is not a cooking show well so okay so with your new found lust we'll work at that okay what are some of the things that you want to maybe put on the menu for upcoming that that you might want to do and these guys might all want to or women might want to stay tuned for it i want to revisit the bdsm world okay i want to revisit that special yeah we actually that couple has reached out um and uh our old podcast which we took down uh we're going to start over oh they were i guess we're going to go out so i get back from all this we'll set a date up and go to their house and um report a show with them and uh we'll have the mixing board too never gonna have headphones that'd be good that'd be great and uh do some playing around so we'll have a lot to talk about so also new outfits and And maybe you'll be able to, you know, really get into it.

Not that I wasn't last time. Your hip was before your hip surgery. Yeah. There was some pain involved that wasn't what was meant to happen. Discomfort. Discomfort. You couldn't do things because you couldn't, you could barely move your hip and stuff. Yeah, I couldn't move my hip. You have a lot more flexibility now. Well, don't be looking for straddles and splits for me ever. No. But, yeah, I have a lot more flexibility than I've had before. And the one thing that the gentleman isn't aware of, that he had said to you, I mean, he's never had intercourse with you anymore.

Yeah, so we've always been oral. Yep. And he also said that one day, he says, I want to fuck that ass. Oh, really?

Oh that ass oh really oh yeah i remember that one oh really and one day when we were leaving he was grabbing your ass and kissing you and he goes i want to that ass oh well maybe maybe he'll get his wish i don't know maybe okay here it is maybe that just bastard thing so i know his wife um accepts it because when i was giving her her 56 million orgasms well i don't care why did she apparently um you know i had fingers in everywhere for us oh my god you picked her up like a bowling ball so she didn't complain or hate it they could just add it to the i just remember the look on her face when she came up man she looked like she had just been to the ringer but that the look she the look of lust that she wanted to eat you up it's forever seared in my mind it was the hottest thing it was during the podcast and she just kept going around before during the podcast she was looking across the table and it's just like yeah she was devouring you if you can suck someone's dick mentally she did she did that was really cool yeah that alone was very hot very titillated very very hot yes i thought it was kind of fun so and anyway like you were fingering her and she was just like melted on you it was like yeah remember she kind of like oh and while i was eating her pussy she was speaking in tongues i don't know she went to a different place i was did she have Tourette's at that point too i i did it was wild things were said people would curse that that's all i know yeah it's funny as they must have good installation because i couldn't hear her yelling from we were up i was with her husband up in the kitchen you were down in her quote basement dungeon what air quotes there dungeon but yeah yeah i didn't hear i don't know how you didn't hear that i really don't good insulation i can build house yeah i don't know maybe that basement was deeper underground than i thought man i thought it was only one flight of steps it could have been more i don't know maybe they haven't insulated because it is a dungeon Thank you.

Thank the step it's like there you go there goes husband being drug away by a woman that's funny what that was kind of funny with that and we'll get into it when we go visit them but you know he had talked about oh you know it's really not about you know the whole thing it's not really about the sex or the master's pleasure and all that stuff he's sticking my mouth as i'm saying no time at all you know no time at all he's crying his dick on his dick in your mouth it's just like time at all. You know, no time at all. He's sprying his dick on you. There's your dick in your mouth. It's just like.

No time at all. He had. I had already been like. Yeah. Restrained in the doorway. Had already gotten. Flogged. Flogged. So it was like later on that he. Yeah, but it didn't cover that much time. It seemed like it when I was. Well, you were going through it when you were standing out there watching. It was really only about 15, 20 minutes into it.

I want to say it was you're standing out there watching it was really only about 15 20 minutes into it i want to say it was my work an hour i thought i was down that basement for like two hours no no no you weren't you were down there maybe 45 minutes wow isn't i well until now i thought i was down there for like hours no i'll show you two hours you know but uh yeah that was interesting yeah it's just like it's like wait a minute didn't you say yeah now again we've known them for a few years and never did anything with that was the first time either of us had ever touched them true or let them touch us and uh you know you've known he's he's one he's one of you so fucking bad he'd slaughter fucking half a russia to get to you oh well yeah that's something no that was fun that was a really good time no i thought it was fun having a uh when i saw the video afterwards it's always like his dick in my face that was fun because like you know you can feel it on your face and you know what you know what it is i mean it was fun it was all good i had a good time yeah i guess i mean yeah i know I'm going to be...

fun because like you know you can feel it under your face and you know what you know what it is i mean it was fun it was all good i had a good time yeah i guess i mean yeah i think what i know if i found that i was blindfolded with a dick in my face i somehow would get out of those bonds rip it off and jam it someplace that's just but yeah but me i'm more accepting i'm yeah that's what they don't do to me i'm also a lot bigger than you you think you're not bigger than me barely i mean we wear almost the same clothes close i mean i look at pictures of us together i'm like yeah you're 11 i'm 6-1 yeah you're 109 pounds i'm 240 pounds yeah identical sleeves close we're almost like twins i mean it's on mirror images yeah it's uncanny i have a full beard you shut up come on you're fucking plugged in nice i don't have a neck beard at least i don't either you know you blend yours into your nipple hair real well fucking asshole it's all your pubic hair it's like oh that's like a reverse it's like a reverse sasquatch there's a hair down the front of you and the rest of you is bald your back and that's right bald but they're bald but the front of me is all hairy yeah you laid in glue and then laid on a you know bare rug so that's gross that's hot so oh i am so wet with that i am so wet yeah look at me rubbing myself do i have to yeah oh man that's harsh no everybody i am the luckiest man alive i am married to a beautiful sexy woman who is ultimately my best friend before she's anything and the fact that uh sexually we click she that i her and i enjoy the same things for the most part and i don't enjoy sucking dick because oh i enjoy watching her suck dick and she enjoys watching herself suck dick so i i do what's a okay getting back to it what is your favorite thing to see you do when you watch your videos oh hands down i want to be on top riding that cock okay i i know you guys going to see that over and over again in these videos.

I hope it doesn't get too boring, but I love that position. Love. You can't give an ass for that position. It's great. We're working on it. But seeing my ass go up and down on a cock, any cock. Especially the last video that went up with the guy that we have that the dick was so big it couldn't really go on my pussy. That image is up and it's, I could only Thank you.

especially the last video that went up with the guy that we have the dick was so big it couldn't really go in my pussy yeah that image is up and it's i could only take in like two inches of his cock because it was well we're looking at this this microphone here well they have to know it what size it is it's a water bottle this guy had to fuck a water bottle dick oh oh easily yeah you're looking at your average 16.9 ounce bottle oh no it's wider than that it was easily as wide as that easily because i really had a hard time yeah yeah and he kept saying you know because on my profile i had my hand on i'm like yeah but your hands are big your dick looks kind of like normal size not to mention i never ever go by profile pictures yeah we've been duped before it's like your profile picture and you look totally different yeah so i never go by that not to mention dick pics are like i'm not interested in my profile pic my pictures my dick picture is black of course it is that's my dick really i i never go by that Because when we're looking for a prospective playmate it's more than just the dick oh you don't have some dick pictures i do i don't have a problem with that but when we're looking for a playmate i'm looking for a personality i'm looking to be clean yeah your own little turn on isn't solely a cock no i can get that anywhere i can buy one i can you know that's that's not the there's more to it than that there's a lot more things woven into that relationship than just a penis and they would be yeah and they would be yeah oh the other things that would be woven in there Like I just said, personality, we click, is there a chemistry, is there, can you talk to this?

yeah and they would be yeah oh the other things are being woven in there well like i just said personality we click do it there's a chemistry is there can you talk to this person or do you have to sit there and drag a conversation out of them the more lively a conversation is that you you two can reciprocate on as topics or you know sexually or non-sexually the more exciting the build-up is and the more exciting the build-up is the better the sex is it's it's it all builds on itself if i have a partner and these people can be totally lovely but if you're sitting there going so how was your day and like it was good hey give me some feedback one answer people yeah there's one answer people and and the sex with them might be okay and it's fine but there's people that you just click with and you start having a rep you know that this kind of back and forth with and the sex is whoa it's like my job you know i do sales and you know you have customers with the public that you deal with that you know you can ask a question to and you get good feedback and you could build from that and you build a repertoire it's a big work for me you know sit down it's a good thing it's a good thing um but then you have the people it's like so how's your day good so did you come in looking for something today yes what did i interest you in a gun what i'm working guys i work at a gun store that's why she said that it wasn't meant like they would kill me they might when they're done but whatever you're not that bad no but uh as far as i know yeah no different like any other retail yeah it's a retail job but uh you know it's yeah so what is what is the first thing i said when a guy you haven't met face-to-face yet comes into the room what is the first thing that makes you go well he's attractive what draws you to a man let to a man we obviously know it's not a penis or something okay let's say guy comes in fully dressed there's personality i mean he might be visually what is the visual what's your first visual stimulant i would go with um face and eyes i guess because everything else is covered up so i don't know yet and i don't care if he has a little bit of weight to him i don't care about that he could be a little heavy that doesn't bother me this is the right wrong answer no no i mean usually it's like does he come in smiling is he coming in these that has a happy you know is he smiling or did he come kind of like you know like well i don't want to be here you know not that that happens very often but there's a few guys you can tell but in all honesty they're coming to a strange place with strange people and they know probably inside the next half hour they're gonna be fucking the guy's wife in front of them and do they think that's strange in the vanilla world it is well but it's an awkward position whether you're a swinger or not uh think about that because again you don't know and i'm not a small frail fragile person i know delicate fragile you my little lily flower here but um you know so they walk in and they see you know yeah this one gentleman he goes you know i didn't know coming to this house you know i somebody's you know you were hosting so i didn't know i there's a safety factor you don't know in this crazy world but we have all kinds of certs that i on the on our the swing uh website that we belong to certifications are a big deal and that's and i do think that gives us credibility those are real people you know we're not here scamming people we you know we come here to play and ultimately have sex with me that's what they do and that's and everybody's good with that we're all on the same page and everybody's left here i said hey we're the real people i had they had a really good time you know and they leave you know happy because god knows i made them come and that is my job once yeah sometimes more than once but uh yeah no this is curious because you know like for me i've told you before um a woman's eyes are to be one of the first things i can find sexy you know then it goes right to legs and ass when a guy comes up to our door yeah i see if he's smiling and if he's his body demeanor is open and usually it's that's I think you like positivity too I think everybody would like that not everybody I don't think some people recognize me I go by their and then we don't just like come in hi how you doing let's fuck it's like we chat we might have a you know some kind of a beverage alcoholic non-alcoholic whatever you know kind of like have a foul language what non-alcoholic yes please I have virgin ears We'll be right back.

You know, some kind of a beverage, alcoholic, non-alcoholic, whatever. You know, kind of like have a... Don't stop using that kind of foul language. What, non-alcoholic? Yes, please. I have virgin ears. Non-alcoholic. We always have water because you've been being dehydrated when I'm done with you. If I do it right, you'll be dehydrated. I certainly will be. Definitely be less... Have some catering.

You're going to need this before you fuck my wife you know those kind of things you just signed this release it's not a model release it's a safety release i have something if you have a heart attack which you suck in your dick so hard anyway uh yeah no it's just curious with that you know that's about it i mean i'm usually pretty open oh my biggest turn off now is uh your husband oh i'm out of here no pubes un unkempt pubes like pubic hair no manscaping no manscaping oh my god no the field's gone unattended truly that's just a big huge gigantic turn off sorry guys if you're into that el natural so i don't mind it a little bit like if you're like not that hairy i don't mind a little bit yeah the grass can be cut short or let's just say you're not that hairy of a person or you don't want to make it look like you've been in the wild for the last, you know, 20 years.

This is not the 1970s porn. Let's put that out there, just saying. Yeah, that's a huge turnoff. For me, I mean, some guys love the big hairy pussy. Ugh, go for it. I've eaten some pussy. I'm just like, that's not fun. I'm doing spit out pubic hair all day long. I'm choking on it. I'm like, that is gross.

God, that is, I'm sorry like that's not fun i'll just put up pubic hair all day long i'm choking i'm like that is gross oh that is i'm sorry that is just not not my cup of tea go groom okay uh they actually the other day at work and again people i work with have no idea no idea of your oh they would hate you the more they do now they might i don't think some of the people you know you tend to walk into normal vanilla people go man my wife did two strangers last night they were what well what uh weren't that strange but she knew them before no i didn't what i'm sorry like the night you did the threesome oh yeah absolutely i did not know either of those that was kind of fun though yeah you didn't hate it too much uh it's all done in the name of art um now i don't remember i was going to say now i'm walking in and you told your your guys at work that you your wife doesn't do so i, I was going somewhere with this, but.

The vanilla. And tell them when you, you know. Yeah, there was a point I was going to make, I don't know. Oh, the mine is a terrible thing to waste. That's why I'm horrible. I might want to start taking all those pills and give you memory. I would, but I keep fucking forgetting to take them. That's a flaw. That's a flaw in the fucking concept of taking those pills.

You've got to fucking remember to take them that's the flaw that's the flaw in their fucking concept of taking their pills you gotta fucking remember to take them i don't remember to take them it doesn't do a goddamn bit of good no no it doesn't so um but anyway yeah they would definitely hate you at work they'll hate you i don't think they would understand no no oh there's a couple guys that would be totally jealous hate you in a good way they'd be totally jealous um oh yes there would no no no no i know i was going okay you know where you're going they were talking the other day about manscaping oh that's where i was headed and they were like oh man you gotta be it's ridiculous to manscape you know you know who the fuck would manscape you know who would shave all the pubes off i unlike normally kept my mouth shirt so unlike you dear i'm sure and i was surprised it didn't make them go vince you had nothing to say i'm surprised it's like do do do do dodo-do-do-do-do.

Yeah, you're, you know, keeping quiet. Yep. Unlike Vince in so many ways. She's putting a red flag. Vince, you obviously manscape. I want to say manscape. You don't have to shave everything down to the skin. I'm just saying, I don't want a fucking forest in my fucking mouth. That's all I'm asking. She'll take it off if she doesn't want the leaves.

I don't want a fucking poodle in my mouth that's all i'm asking she doesn't want the leaves i don't want a poodle in my mouth there you go go suck on your poodle and how do you like that i'm not doing it no i'm not i'm not not about that just trim it up some some guys have white hair down there that's fine i don't mind a little tickling of the nose that's fine i'm probably i don't i'm probably little nubs you know i'm not a fan of uh hairy pussy just right yeah because again you and i've had this discussion a thousand times sure you know if you don't manscape or haven't been with a woman who's trimmed up or whatever you call it shaved um there's so much more sensation oh that's true too you know the hair acts like a insulator buffer yeah um like one of the things i enjoy is my balls being licked oh yeah and if you have hairy balls it's just like you know and there's it's bad enough the way i look but when a woman's dry even because she's got hair in her mouth, it doesn't make you want to feel real good with you.

It's like... Or cats. Yeah. You want to sit there and go, well, I hope I was doing pubic hair, not the fact that the light came on in the room and she sees what I look like. Come on, there's roofies for that. Yeah, well, yeah. That's her aphrodisiac. Yeah, I know. That's different. That's a different show.

Same as show the same as you know there's women that again like one of the things i enjoy doing is teasing when i lick pussy sure and that involves licking the outer lips sure well if those lips have shag carpet on it you don't fucking ever hit the floor you're not going to feel the teasing it's just like well i know that here doesn't smell like piss anymore it's like there's shit out of it oh yeah that's just nasty oh i know if you're in if you're into tasting piss god bless you but i like it like we said before if you're everybody's consensual and of age have at it if you enjoy the taste of hairy piss go for it man but uh you know i mean again when we first got together you used to keep a like a you know a trail a snail trail patch or a skid bar uh yeah nose tickler yep yeah because it was the hitler mustache over the pussy kind of thing yeah i shaved into like a v sometimes i could never get a heart you know like uh why are you wasting time just get it all done well because it was worse i'm gonna put this in a really weird really socially acceptable to dance nude with pubic hair than not one of the girls i worked with goofed up like she was trying to shave her pussy hair and goofed up and she had to shave the whole thing we busted her i want to say buster balls we busted on her the whole night like yeah rochelle great nice hair you know it was like now it's like why are we busting on her that was now that's the norm is to have no knowledge we have been to a titty bar a long time i mean i mean now in the swing world yeah that's it's normal you know there used to be things called crabs you know they were oh god yeah crab type creatures that lived in pubic hair and that's always gone extinct because people don't have pubic hair they can't live if they're not in hair well yeah and the other thing at least like head lice head lice if if everybody had shaved heads head lice would not exist wouldn't exist well the thing is like you and i have been in the swing community for so long and to see somebody with pubic hair is almost uh that that it's like the one percent like most 99.9 percent of the people are shaved or groomed to some degree sure and then we get to somebody who is a big old shag carpet guy they're like what the fuck is this did you not get the memo this is i don't know you know that but there's different things for different people i don't know whether it's her mate likes that or she likes that he's cheating on his wife he quote swings alone that's it i mean quotes you know i'm gonna get gross here for a second oh boy you know we we've met guys who enjoy their own cum oh sure so maybe they like that they fucked a woman they blow the load in the hair and they spend more time licking it out i don't know i'm lick that off his skin is plenty.

I'm just reaching for something here. I don't know. I don't go for any of that. If anybody knows why you'd want all that down there, please reach out to us. I don't understand it. And I've eaten a lot of pussy with hair when it was like more the norm and it was acceptable and it was fine.

But now that I've been in the environment and the swing lifestyle where having hair is not the norm yep i'd rather have no hair i know it's more sensitive yeah yeah i mean if you're not shaving at all if you're not grooming at all it's more to shave it but if you're trying to like cut it into shapes and everything else you know like cut an arrow into it to show your husband where to go it's like here motherfucker uh good idea uh i mean no that's not your problem oh that's not my problem at all i have so many others but um yeah it it's you know Now, grooming for a man is a pain yes ball sack yeah yeah trying to stretch that shit out and make you know try to you know yeah it's a it's a intense you know women you just put your finger over your quits so you don't cut that off i absolutely for the most part pretty good on my lips i know you got a picture you know you're trying to fucking shave a fucking coin purse you know i'm thinking like chicken skin you have to stretch exactly yeah and then you know where the balls tie into the shaft you know there's like there's hair in there now you got to kind of carefully do that because you know i don't want to cut like a penis jugular or something like jesus you know and bleed out through my penis you know how embarrassing would that be oh yeah but they make you know that nair like for women i would not ever put that on your balls that would just be be ridiculous and terrible.

They now sell, I've seen online. Do you have something like that for men? Well, razors, they make just for manscaping and stuff like that. Interesting. Because the one I use to trim my beard is that's too aggressive. That one I would probably nick the fuck out of my nuts. Can you see me walking around with my nuts like a little piece of toilet paper? No, I don't. What are those sticks called when you cut yourself? Caustic stick? No. Oh, God. They'd burn like a motherfucker. Yeah, that would make my dick go even further than my body pattern. Any at that point.

I'd just fucking dip my balls in fucking hot sauce. Alcohol. I don't know what a stick's called. Sticks or septi sticks or mega sticks. No. For a brief second, I started thinking about those dipsticks that you used to get. They get the candy. That's where my mind went because there's a white stick like that. But you just didn't dip that. No. But anyway, that's a white stick like that. But you just didn't dip that in sugar. No, we haven't. But anyway. That's a whole different topic. Yeah. So we've covered a bunch of different things. I didn't point on getting them tonight. But okay.

Well, we're almost an hour. Holy shit. I didn't think we had that much to talk about. Yeah, I didn't think we had that much to talk about your whole new. Insatiable.

Anal thing thing that is my style for tonight and you know what too the last anal experience i had i got pounded harder than i've ever gotten you're sitting there begging a guy to fuck your little ass that was great okay the weird thing is i was comparing that to vaginal pounding anal was way less you know sometimes if you're doing a doggy and somebody's pounding you um doggy style it irritates in my case it irritates my bladder and i'm like oh god god dude that would have felt good but man my bladder's being irritated no anally did not have that it felt better so it doesn't go to your bladder second of all Did you ever think of this the vaginal cavity is only so deep before you hit the cervix anal cavity you could technically 15 feet in there maybe bring it on yeah but i mean yeah i i mean technically you should be able to take a longer dick in your ass than you can your pussy i didn't say wider i said longer but the god i don't want to get medical here but the musculature your vagina is meant to be pounded your acid is not the lining is much more delicate but you're right if you're just talking lengthwise yeah i could probably i could definitely handle longer if i'm doing a certain you know like probably doggy style i can handle longer but i can handle a lot more pounding anally than i could vaginally but you're right the cervix oh yeah shit yeah that was that was amazing and then that was round two it was round one round two oh my god am i blushing yeah you are you're kind of blushing man that was that was like awesome it was like and i'm watching her legs go back and forth she's she's kind of like she's kind of you know the thing was like you know he thought the surprise was my outfit the surprise was well she greeted the the last gentleman with a uh a garter stockings you know the typical the rent you know the heels and he thought that was a surprise because she told him hey i have a surprise for you he enjoyed that surprise and then she says oh by the way i'm gonna let you fuck me in my ass and he goes well it was round two because i know sometimes he's good for two rounds i might not be but he's good for two rounds those young guys i'm telling you you hate it i need to take more vitamins all right well all right let's close this up let's wrap this up so again i want to thank everyone for listening or uh very humbled by how many people are listening to the show.

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