Rebooting the Hot Wife Podcast: A Fresh Start

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Speaker1: Welcome to the Hot Wife Podcast, where we dive into discussions about relationships, intimacy, and everything in between. Before we begin, we want to make it clear that the views expressed on this podcast are solely those of the host and guests, and should be taken as opinions, not professional or medical advice. Additionally, we remind all listeners that this podcast is intended for adults over the age of 18. prohibited without the written permission of the owners of Hot Wife Podcast. Now, let's heat things up. Hello everybody, this is Donnalyn and welcome to my Hot White Podcast. Yes, the reboot. I was just going to say that. So yes, we took a little hiatus, but now we're back. Yeah, we didn't think it was going to be a hiatus. We actually had every intention of like, okay, we kind of felt we had covered everything we needed to cover. For us. But the thing is, the funny thing is, it's like after we quote, stop the podcast, we'd be like, oh, you know what? This is a really good topic. And then we're like, oh, we're not doing that anymore. Or we come back and be like, hey, I was thinking about this and that would be really good. And it's like, But we're not doing the podcast anymore. So there were still so many things. I'm like, oh, this would be really cool to talk about. But so... Yeah, we still have a bunch of listeners. Yeah. Some dropped off. Oh, yeah, of course. But hopefully they'll see we're putting stuff back out and people come back and hopefully maybe get some new ones. It's still our therapy, so I'm not too worried about it. The money we didn't make with this thing was incredible. Oh, yeah. And no worries with that. But I think the thing that sparked wanting to reboot the podcast was that very erotic play session I had down there by the pool with that younger guy. You had a couple more recently. Yeah, I did have a couple. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. I did have a couple, more than one. Yeah, there was that one guy that came out with a cock ring. He's a new playmate. Oh, I'm talking about the one that is... The one that ate the ass out? But there's also the other one. I was at work. Oh, yes. There was three. And I was like, you know what? The other one had a ring? Yeah. Oh, I didn't look at his dick close enough to know that. Yeah. Cock ring. It was like one of those rubber ones. Oh, cock ring. Yeah, I'm sorry. I was thinking like a piercing. Oh, no, cock ring. The rubber cock ring thing. I guess I wasn't clear saying that. No, you said it right. I just wasn't paying attention. No, it's okay. But it was like those little things I'm like, you know, They were kind of like getting the motor revved up again. Well, I think we had gotten into a routine. Mm-hmm. And life kind of gotten away and everything. And I think we kind of became stale where we didn't feel we had anything to contribute to the show anymore. Yeah, that's true. And I think we've had a little hiatus time and we've rekindled A little bit of excitement in our lives. And, you know, so we're going to give it a shot. People listen, great. They don't listen, I don't care. That's what happens in the swinging world. And even if you're not in a swinger relationship or in that realm and you're in a vanilla world, there's parts of your relationship is going to get stale. And sometimes you just have to take a little hiatus and then come back. Hiatus as in not leave a relationship. You just need to take a break. You know, step back, maybe clear out some cobwebs, reorganize things in your life, and try it again. And that's what this is all about. It's not, you're not going to have this clear run of this erotic, you know, ecstasy, and you're going to have billions of orgasms, you know. You know, it's not even like a freight train coming through. It's just, it's just not like that. I wish it were, but it's not. You're going to have things in your life that's going to put a damper on your sexual desires, whatever that may be. that's in the family, or things are hectic in the job. I'm preaching to the choir. Everybody knows what that's like. Yes, it affects your sex life. I'm sorry, it does. Life gets in the way sometimes. Life gets in the way. Unfortunately, life is not an orgy. Sometimes it is. Sometimes you just keep getting fucked. Not in a good way. Not in a good way. Not necessarily in the way you want. We missed out some good shows, me talking about my colonoscopy. Oh, that was a good one. That would have been a good one. Oh, that was fun. For you, it wasn't fun for me. It wasn't the colonoscopy, it was the prep for it, just him, but we're not going to go there. Oh, what? But we'll go into ass eating, of course. But what you do is your business. I eat female asses. Oh, yeah, okay. Male asses are wrong in so many ways. Okay, whatever. You know, again, getting back to the reboot, I really want to thank the people that reached out to us. There's people who we have never heard from before. They're like, oh. That reached out. We're like, oh my God, I loved your podcast. I'm sorry to hear it end. It's like, wow. Okay. We appreciate the love. Hopefully we'll be able to give the love back and make up for it. I think so. There's going to be a lot more fun coming. You even had a listener who is remotely local to us reach out to us. Oh, yes. He sent me all kinds of pictures of his is a package. The original email came through. It was just a chest. Just a chest. And now he's like, oh, he asked me, he's texting me. And he said, hey, do you care if I send you pictures? I was like, no. And he's like, well, safe for work or not safe for work. It's my phone. Doesn't matter. Well, are naked pictures okay? Just asking. I was like. Asking for a friend. Right. Asking for a friend. Because they're not me. They're of a friend. So. So he sent pictures of his package. I don't know. Pretty thick cock there, I have to admit. I don't know. I'm glad to say I haven't seen it and don't really need to. See, in my mind, I pictured him being really tall. Okay. And he's not short, you know, not freakishly short. Like you. Like me. And so he's like 5'9". But somehow that cock in him, I thought would be on a much longer frame. Wow. Tripod. Yeah, like a tripod. Sure, you can say that. Wow. You know, you have kind of like a mental picture. No, I never think about cock. I am happy to say. No, I see a guy and he's going, well, okay. Wow, nice weather we're having. That's it. I don't go, wow, look at him. What's his cock look like? Words have never entered my head. No, I've been meaning his cock. I meant like his, how, he sent me a picture just of his cock. That was it. And I'm like, okay, how, you know. What's the rest look like? In proportion, if his cock is this big. This is a podcast. They can't see this big. What would you say his length is? Do he sense you hard? Yeah. Oh, it's hard. I don't know. I didn't see his picture. Don't need to. Do not forward them to me. The thing is, he's got his hand around it, and his hand barely, barely can engulf it. Wow. It's pretty girthy. It's pretty big. It looks like it's like, I mean, it might be camera. It could be AI. It looks like it's like 9, 10 inches. Did you offer to, you know, see this thing in person? Not yet. I'm kind of afraid. I want to be able to, you know, well, use my jaws afterwards and walk. He's in one of the local counties. Yeah. I don't know what town. I just know he said he was in the local county. So, all right. It's very possible. He'd been listening to the podcast. So maybe it'll be more. But you've had some little rendezvous more recently? Yes. Yes, I have. One new one and a couple of, you know, guys I've been with before. I don't want to say repeats. That would just be. Well, it's not like it's a bad repeat. No, no. It's like, hey, I've had more than one steak sandwich in my life. I still love steak sandwiches. Okay. I guess that's a good way to put it. I guess it sounded like it was kind of like. Yes, I didn't use the term hot dog. Big sausage. Roast beef. I think I have the roast beef. Well, you have some. I do have some, yeah. You'd be more like, well, I've eaten kielbasa before. I'll eat kielbasa again. So, yeah, that was pretty interesting. I get all kinds of pictures from, you know, our friend Wayne, and not as much as we used to. Sometimes he gets... No, well, Wayne should be listening to this. He should be. Wayne, we're back. Yeah, but I texted him earlier. Did you? Yes. Well, at first I texted him a picture I took of you. Oh, that's fine. That's right, when we were in Florida, we did some masturbation videos. Yeah, you did some masturbation videos. But we, as in you, were doing the camera, like setting up the cameras and stuff, me as a, we quote, talent. Well, I have to start slow. I haven't, you know, done this in a while. And it's, I still can't, like, get on my, like, hands and knees. My shoulders just lost. Update everybody. One of the reasons we slowed down, you had your shoulder replacement surgery. My left shoulder done. And that is, better, a lot better. But the right shoulder is now every bit as bad. So she's not up to 100% where she wants to be sexually or physically for anything. So that was another thing that impeded the sex happenings with us. Not just between you and I, but globally. Yeah. Well, here's the thing. You just don't think about your shoulders being involved in sex. And there were guys like, oh, just lay there and enjoy it. No. Missionary position. Someone tells you just lay there and enjoy it. It tells you, like, I don't want to fuck you. I don't want to fuck you. It's going to be boring as hell. Yeah, exactly. And it's like, no, if I have to lay there missionary style, I'd rather not have sex. It is boring. I don't mind if you flip there for a minute or two. I find, for me, personally, missionary is boring. I can't, I don't have, you know what it is? I don't have control. And maybe I'm a bit of a control freak. And one of the problems is, too, you're a small woman. You're 4'11". We've talked about that before. Yeah. You have never had kids or anything, so your cervix isn't, like, you know, down a hallway. No, no. And some of these guys that tend to be a little bit bigger, they tend to, you know, beat the shit out of your cervix like a fucking Salvation Army drum. And that's not fun. No. That's just not what I enjoy. So if I'm on top, I have more control. I can gauge how much, you know, once I get loosened up, I can certainly take it in a lot deeper. Sure. But you have to get to that point. I just can't go in there and slamming and whamming and bamming. I'm not going to be happy about that. I am tinier down there, so it's a shorter distance between the front door and the back hallway. You know what I'm saying? The dirt road. The muddy road. I don't know what part that is. But between my vagina and the cervix, there's not a whole lot of room there. Anus. The what? Anus. The anus is the other side. That's actually better. The other side? That's your belly button. No, I mean, the other side of my pussy is my butt. Yeah, which is your anus. Well, I wasn't speaking that way. I was saying like the front door is my vagina, but the back wall, the vagina, and the back wall is like your cervix. Yeah, okay. And guys just hit that back wall, and boy, I'm telling you, that is not fun. So, One of the things now, today, we're recording this on Thursday, the 31st of July. July. I think like my fucking month. This whole summer's been fucked up, you know? Have you been drinking all day? Did you go down, you went down to the pool around noon? No, yeah. And you were drinking then? Yeah. Oh. Well, it was just a couple beers. And then this is my first bourbon of sorts. No, I haven't had that much. I've been drinking water, too. He hasn't been drinking that much. You know what that means, right? If you put that in front of me naked, you go, well, your dick isn't that small. Yeah, thanks. Well, you put that in front of it. It really is. There's mice that are smaller. There are mice that are. Don't say it. I didn't say it. So Donna's birthday is next Wednesday, the 6th, August 6th. Oh, boy. So. Scary. Yeah. Going to be the big. 65. Yeah. I am now eligible for. Discounts. I've been eligible for those discounts for a while, but. She gets pissed off when that girl waitress goes, you went to senior platter? Well, senior platter, I thought they were like the same size platter, but cost less. They're tiny. It's like. It's half the price because it's half the food. It's like, well, it's great, but I'm... Just give me a discount, but I want her on the full platter. I want the full platter. But, so, for her birthday, you got two things coming up that I know of this weekend, and you can surprise me tomorrow. I don't, I don't... Saturday, we have the mystery man. The mystery man. Yep, I've arranged for a gentleman that you have never met. I have seen pictures of his penis, though. Yes, you have. You probably shouldn't... It's actually a very nice-sized penis. Until it shows up, you don't know if that's his penis. Yeah, that's true. You know what? An AI that could be like this, you know. I sent you pictures of my penis and you go, Vince, your penis isn't black. I don't know. I would remember that. I said it was just lighting. Just lighting. You took it in the dark. Your penis isn't big enough to cast a shadow like that. Whatever. Okay, so you. So we have a mystery man coming by on Saturday night. Let's go. Let's delve into the mystery man because that's going to be interesting. We've done this before and it was a very unique, and erotic situation. We didn't get a chance to explore it further with the first one. That was a few years ago, many years ago, actually. The first one was a mystery man threesome. Yes. Yes, you're right. Yeah. I was with two guys. Their profile pictures looked like they were the same. Right. Physically. Yes. And here's the funny thing is they had the same name. Yeah. They were both named Brian, which was very, very funny. And when they both showed up, they weren't the same. Someone lied with their profile pictures. You know, with me being blindfolded, I really couldn't tell. I couldn't tell. Okay. I mean, when you saw the pictures, it's like, wow, he's a lot chubbier than what he is. No, when he showed up, it's like, wow, that was 30 pounds that wasn't in the photo. But photos. Photos, yeah. So it's like, yeah, well, that's me when I was in high school. Well, that was, you know, 15 years ago. Yeah. But anyway, it was a good time. It was, oh, that was good. And then we did another one with, we had another mystery man where I was blindfolded again. And he couldn't speak. And he was just supposed to tease. He did speak, though. Oh, did he? Yeah. No big deal. I mean. No, you just couldn't take the blindfold off. You couldn't tell what he looked like. Right. And he was supposed to just tease me this time, but not fuck me. And come back a second time to do that. And he never did. Yeah, he, We were trying to set it up, but he was a salesman of some sort and traveled a lot. Right. And then it just got to the point where it just was not happening, and we just lost touch plain and simple. Well, I was wondering, because he couldn't do anything more than just tease me the first time. He did for his dick. He did fuck you the first time. Not much. Yeah, not to completion. Okay. You got to come. He didn't. Okay. Yeah, he might have been kind of upset about that. No, that was why he wanted to come back. He was going to, you know, Make you a fucking ice cream cone. Oh, that would have been fun, too. I thought maybe he got upset because he... And the truth is, too, I'm not gay, as I've said, but he was a good-looking guy. Oh, really? Oh, I have no idea. He probably, of all the guys you've been with, and I'm not putting anyone down, except this guy, this guy, no. He's probably the best-looking guy I've ever seen you with. Oh, fuck, really? Yeah. And I've never seen who he looks like? Nope. Oh, fuck, man. I mean, he was... I wanted him to come back. It just didn't happen. I don't even remember his name or profile. I think he took his profile down too. Oh, really? Maybe something happened. Oh, darn. Oh, darn. With his looks and everything else, he had a good body, everything else. Oh, I have no idea. He's probably getting more pussy than he would with that thing anyway. Oh, fuck. I missed that. I missed out on that, didn't I? Oh, well. Good thing you have me. Make me feel comfortable. Oh, I'm not with a pussy. No. It's all right. It's all right. Shut up. Oh, that's all right. Does it hurt much? Shut up. It's okay. You're the one who... Let's carry off the show. You could have gotten, you know... Big, fat, ugly guy like me. And you go, Vince, this isn't a mystery, man. It's you. Actually, Vince feels like he lost weight, but he's 100 pounds more than me. Oh, yeah. Okay. That's not fair. It is funny, though. But... Now, you could have gotten, like, you know, somebody who wasn't... He was, like, average looking or whatever. I wouldn't know the difference. No. I was hoping the next round you were going to find out and really would have tripped your trigger. Oh yeah, would have tripped my trigger. But I mean, he was, yeah, when he and I had corresponded afterwards, he was like, oh my God, dude, she's hot. I was like, did you have the blindfold on? I'm sure he had the blindfold on. Maybe. And a picture of somebody else on the inside. Joan Rivers. Before the surgeries. Okay. That's a little better. But, yeah. No, so this guy, he's going to come over. Okay. You're going to be blindfolded. Okay. Yeah, I don't know if I want to let him talk or not to you. I think there has to be conversation. Yeah, there has to be a little something. Yeah. A little something, something, you know, here, you know. And I actually think what's going to happen is if I know you well enough, and I do, is that like probably halfway or at some part, You're going to wind up taking the blindfold off. No. It's in your way or something like that. No. No, I didn't take it off the last time. The last two times when I was with the two Bryans, blindfold stayed on. And then when I was with the first mystery man, blindfolds. I am not a person. You know how some people like they can't Christmas before they know the Christmas presents have been wrapped. They have to go and sneak around and look for them, find out what people got them for Christmas. I don't care. I want to be surprised. I'm going to leave the blindfold on because that adds to to the mystique. I don't need to know. I will know sometime. Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe I'll never know. There's one guy. I'll never know who that was. No, I won't remember him either. You know, I could be walking by him in the mall. And that's part of the eroticism of the mystery man. I mean, that's, like I said, one of my fantasies, for what it's worth, it's not going to happen. But it's always been like one of those, like, you know, you get into an elevator or you're, You know, you're someplace, you know, it's just you and this other person. In my case, it would be a woman. And just all of a sudden, it just, like, happens. And, you know, no discussion, no anything. You guys, you just start going at it. And then, well, it's a fantasy. It is a fantasy. Come on, I've never. And then all of a sudden, you know, you get done, you put your clothes on, and she gets off the elevator, or she walks away, or whatever. That's it. You know, she, you know, then you see her. See her again in the men's room, standing there with her cock in her hand. That's kind of a disappointment. Yeah, it's bigger than mine. That's always a problem. But yeah, then you never see each other. I'll never know who that mystery man is. I mean, actually, I've kind of had that, because there was a few women that I met in bars, and we'd go out in the parking lot or whatever. Oh, you dirty boy. Oh, you've done that shit. I surely have. I meant dirty boy in a nice way. Yeah, a long time ago. Oh, yeah, of course. Galaxy far, far away. I could say the same thing. You know, now I could only, I have to go to a senior center and try to score that. You and me both. Oh, my God. Well, he's on a scooter. He can't get away from me. It's no longer the back of the car, the back of those, you know, the little. While I'm changing his depends, I could take full advantage of him. Oh, that's, that's awful. Do you make adult-sized changing tables? Do you have them in the restrooms for changing tables? No, I don't think so. I don't think so. So that's going to be Saturday night. Right. And then Sunday at noon, I have a hot date with one of my regular guys. Great guy. Yep. Great guy. He's going to take me out to lunch, and then I'm going to take him back. Be his dessert. Yeah. I was thinking if it's a nice day, we'll go down to the pool. We'll do something down there, swim a little bit. Sure. You know, that kind of thing. I'll probably bury B in the pool. Probably. And you still have tomorrow. I know that one young guy. I wouldn't be surprised if you call him up for tomorrow. You must think I take vitamin B12 like five times. Well, it's on the kitchen counter. It is on the kitchen counter. How do I know? It's like, I don't know. I could. I could. I wonder. Yeah, you're about to have your youth slip away from me. You're not going to be 64 much longer. My youth. Let's go with that, my youth. Embrace these early years. You know? Once you get to 65, it's all downhill. It's all downhill. Are you kidding me? It's like Medicare, things are cheaper with that. I don't know if it's better. I don't know yet. We will find out. I don't want to be on a downer, but you know, there's good and bad with every age. I'm sure. When you're younger, you have a lot more energy, but you don't have the wisdom to really enjoy it. But you have the energy. You have the stamina. Sure. But okay. What's your 30s are for? 30s and 40s. You still have some level of energy. Yeah. You still have some stamina. Yeah. Yep. And he's outside in the heat. Yeah, but he's also like 20-something. He's like 24. Yeah, something like that. Yeah, the heat will get to you. He's been out in the heat all day working, you know, and again, I give you an orgasm. You want to go right to sleep, too, so don't even start. Okay, that's true. Okay, I take that back. I'm not 24, though. You know, you hadn't played with him in over a year, and you see him. Oh, there's a lot of pent-up. Yeah, and then all of a sudden you get him to pop four times. I mean, come on, he's blowing, you know, dust out the end of his car. I think actually the fourth time was pretty much. It was like a male queef. Pretty much. He thought he was giving you a facial, but the air came out and just blew your hair back. Blew my hair back. Yeah, that was funny. He goes, you were wonderful, but I have to go home now. I'm like, okay. I'm sure he slept good that night. Oh, I wouldn't imagine. Yeah. If he didn't, shame on him. I don't imagine he woke up horny. Well, you know what? He is young after all. You'll probably fuck all day and wake up the next morning and be like, I'm horny again. I'm like, who get email from him? You won't. Not email. Text messages. I get ones that say, good morning. He texts me at like 6 o'clock and more. He's like, dude, I don't get up to 6.30. He's good morning. He's already at work. Yeah, and then he texts me. He goes, I'm really horny today. Dude, I let you fuck my wife. Wait till seven. Wait till seven. Have some coos. Let me wake up at 6.30 and get some fucking coffee. Then I can talk to you. Not that I don't mind talking to you, but I'm just not fucking awake. I don't even talk to anybody at that time. Nope. You barely talk to me. That's all day. Oh, that's true. I get it. That's fine. That's fine. I think I like it better that way. Yeah. And for Pearl's wisdom at that moment. I know. I just saw my coffee and he's all chipper like oh I'm really horny today you know I'm like oh my god he's already been up for a couple hours so yeah I mean you know yeah he might have had his coffee or whatever he drinks oh I'm sure he's been up since like five o'clock you know which is not that obscenely early when I was going to the gym it was I was up at 3 3 30 you know trying to squeeze in that workout before but again you were back in bed by 8 8 30 at night Oh, yeah. If I wasn't back in bed by 8.30, I was pretty miserable. Oh, okay. See your face. See, I'm miserable all the time. That's what his face is saying. He's more miserable. Shut up. But, yeah, no. So, I mean, you have an erotic weekend. Oh, yeah, I do. I better stretch. So, Sunday night, we'll record the next podcast for Monday, and you can share your fun. My weekend. Yeah. My fun. My fun weekend. So, again, we're still doing the Fifty Shades of Pleasure magazine. So, Fifty Shades of Pleasure magazine. dot com. Check it out. It's free still. Haven't stopped that. And again, everybody wants to contribute to that. That'd be great. You want to see what Donna is doing or who she's doing? Oh, yeah. Hotwifedonnalyn.com. That is all my links and all the different platforms I'm posting again. Yep. I'm starting out slow. Starting out slow. But you'll see. We're probably not going to go at it with the same vigor we had before. I don't know if my... Arms Can Do That Right Now Yeah I'm Just Saying There's A Lot Of Things I Would Love To Be Able To Do And Especially Like The Trapeze Bar You Yeah That's A Ways Off Yeah I Don't Know If I Can Even Lift My Arms Above My Head Don't Don't Hurt Yourself Nope That's My Job Yeah Your Job Like If Somebody Would Say Put Your Hands Up I Don't I Look Like It's Half-Assed Isn't It It's Like Oh You're Lazy You Can't Put Your Arms All The Way Up No This Is As Far As You Don't Go Anyplace That Someone's Gonna Tell You Put Your Arms Up Oh, that's true. You don't go to the bank and get held up. Or on the roller coaster. You're not someplace doing the hokey pokey. Well, sometimes they do the hokey poke me. Oh, you're bad. But anyway, all right. Well, we got the first one out of the way. Sure. The first return one. Yes. So again, hopefully if you had people that used to listen that you know aren't listening and you catch us before Before they do, tell them we're back. And hopefully we can revive this thing and just all have some fun. So, again, that's all it's meant to be is have some fun and talk about all of our favorite hobbies. You know, playing checkers. Oh, sex. Sex. Chest. Chest. Anyway, so, hey, everyone, stay horny. Okay, have a good night, everybody.