Real Women in Swinging and Porn

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Speaker1: this program contains strong sexual content no one under the age of 18 is permitted to listen to or download the podcast in any manner the host guest and performers are all over the age of 18 rebroadcasting this podcast in any manner is strictly prohibited without the written consent of the owners of the hot wife podcast the commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its host or guest and does Does that reflect that of the opinion of the Hot Wife Podcast. The commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its host or guest and does not reflect that of the opinion of the Hot Wife Podcast's owners, agents, or representatives. This podcast is not meant to be taken as professional advice. Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast, where we discuss all the good, the bad, and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle. Hello, everybody. This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. Once again, I'm accompanied by my wonderful husband, Vince.
Speaker2: Accompanied.
Speaker1: Ooh, there's a new word. See, I'm mixing it up. Someone bought a thesaurus. Yes, and thank you, dear. I really appreciate that. It was a wonderful wedding gift. Thank you. I mean, nothing says romance like a thesaurus.
Speaker2: Wow.
Speaker1: I like to think I'm a hopeless romantic. So I can come up with different names to call you, so it's not just bastard and asshole. I have my eyes on an old set of encyclopedias for you for Christmas. Ooh, there we dream. Want to hear a little funny story? Okay, go ahead. Totally unrelated to sex. Totally unrelated. So growing up, back 100 years ago, we had encyclopedias. Oh, sure. There was was no internet so we had an encyclopedia set in my house so i didn't know that like they were time sensitive so i had to actually do a report on um world war ii oops the encyclopedias my parents had gotten and I don't know where they got them or whatever were from 1941 World War II was not even in these encyclopedias yet it's like oh how embarrassing I don't know what you're talking about my encyclopedia doesn't have any such thing in it it's like World War II never happened itcyclopedia. Yeah, it's part of my childhood. It's just one of the many reasons I am the way I am. So some updated news on our Patreon account. Okay, I know you were working on it today. Yes, I was. So if, again, you join our Patreon account, one of the other perks now, I'm in the process of uploading our regular shows to the patreon account but however they will not have any commercials wow so you're going to get all if it would be the same shows when there'll be still still going to be shows on there um that um are only for patreon right but like this show will be on there but if you're listening to it through the many different avenues we're doing there's going to be commercials that uh are the company we do it through puts in there right um we don't have control over them we we honestly make pennies on it and i mean literally pennies so the Patreon account since I also do a recording our mixing board has a memory chip and I record it there also that is untethered by commercial so I'm taking that untethered oh dear me while you were at home I looked at your wow my little tesoros and stuff and said I'm still not sure what it means but um so I so we're putting the shows up in there also oh and you know they're the same shows just not commercials well that's nice so you can have all the shows there without commercials and shows you can only get there. So for five hours a month.
Speaker2: Wow. That's it. Pretty cheap.
Speaker1: So if the commercials bother you, then that's an option for you. If they don't bother you, well, there you go. You want to hear some spicy shit like what's going to happen next weekend at the party? We're going to be doing a podcast at the party. You might want to spend the five hours a month. It's fine. If you don't like it, don't think it's worth $5. That's fine. Then you can cancel that at any time. But it's $5. Okay. You know, so, and right before you got home, I was on the phone with Stephen. Oh my goodness. He's excited beyond belief. He's beside himself for getting out here. He's Saturday with the party and everything else.
Speaker3: Oh my god.
Speaker1: He's like, are they going to like me? I said, Steven, you have nothing to worry about. You have to refresh meat thrown into the lion's den. Exactly. Not going to like you.
Speaker2: You look at you.
Speaker1: You can do washboard abs. I couldn't even know I'm there the lion's den. Exactly. Not going to like you. Look at you. You can do washboard abs and stuff like that. That night I couldn't even know I'm there. So that's fine. But, you know, so. That's too funny. But anyway. So, and actually, the topic of tonight's show, Stephen and I kind of talked about it, but didn't tell him it was a topic we were going to do tonight so when he listens to this he'll go hey we talked about that let's see where that goes um is about like i told him at the party there's a great people at the party right and i i don't think anybody at the party would necessarily argue with us if i said there are people you'll find in the lifestyle that we call the pretty people. You know, we had people that when we set photo parties, they would see who was coming to the party and like, oh, they're heavy set. Oh, they're old. I'm not going to I don't want to be there. I'm going to be, you know, they thought they were pretty people. And the people I'm talking about weren't really pretty people. They weren't as weren't really pretty as they weren't yeah they did they their mirror was a little skewed but anyway um so and steven's like no man he says that's the best the the real people are what really is the you know and again i even said to steven it's kind of like me the first time they got to know me at the parties and women heard of what my prowess apparently is right they were like him well you know you know i mean you know you everyone's a judge a book by its cover i mean you sit there and you look at a meal you might not have ever had before and you go oh i don't know about that and you try to go holy fuck that's good right okay um so so the topic for tonight is you know real people in not only the lifestyle but in porn you know i mean don't get me wrong it's nice to look at the the women with the the perfect tits and the perfect ass and the the nip here and tuck there and blow the lips up there and die the fuck out of the hair they look okay yeah they're attractive i'll give you that but you know the women that are real, the ones that are, I'll use the term, obtainable. Right, obtainable. I'll give you that, yeah. The ones you can relate to. Mm-hmm. You know? Where is the, and the thing is, as many of those pretty people as I've met and you've met, most of them, and I'll use Angelina potentially you know oh i can't get laid oh people are kind of shy away from them for all kinds of reasons yeah for all sorts of reasons yeah but um yeah i i mean like when we get to the parties as an example okay i'm not that the men aren't attractive or whatever what what do you look for i'm looking more for personality how much fun are they going to be sexually i'm looking i'm looking for a sexual energy i'm not necessarily looking for a a body type they might be like oh he's not exactly the you know best built guy on the whole block but you say he's my husband shut up that's exactly what i said how do you know that no then i heard you and you point at me yes he's he's not the best built but um know, you start talking to them when, you know, you find out when you start playing with them that they have a lot of sexual energy. That's always a lot of fun. Well, even if it's not the sexual energy, you can get turned on by the person. Even without the sexual energy. Well, their personality feeds the sexual energy. You have to have that.
Speaker2: Yes and no.
Speaker1: I think so. I've played with people people you know real real women that um not blow up dolls i'm like that's next show oh shoot i gave it away yeah spoiler alert all right that's for the patreon yeah that's gonna be a lot more expensive than five dollars but um yeah i mean i've met people that were great people and everything else I don't know.
Speaker2: I don't know. I don't know. I don still fun right because they're a good person right you know i mean i've i've played with plenty of women that were were fun were attractive in their own way or whatever but they
Speaker1: weren't like like holy fuck that was a roller coaster yeah baby you know right right but then there are some that were like holy fuck i would never have guessed you know and you know and that and that's not just in the lifestyle that's also like i said what would you know touch on porn too you know like you had someone we'll talk about that in a little bit that commented about you in your videos so but we'll address the lifestyle stuff right now you know Steven's coming in and Steven's a good looking guy he's in impeccable shape you know he's got fucking washboard abs and shit I think you mentioned that once or twice I'm jealous I think he's gay he works out I'll see you next time. impeccable shape you know he's got fucking washboard abs and shit and i think you mentioned that once or twice well i'm jealous i think he's gay um he works out he's gay guys work out real men drink and sit around do nothing i think i'll take a gay guy then you want to go shopping but um no it's, um, yeah, I mean, I think people in general, and we do that across the board, a lot of people do it, and I think we're all guilty of it to some degree. We want to judge, like I said, judge that book by its cover, you know, um, yeah, I've been misjudged in a lot of different ways through life um and um you know but uh i think it's something people need to consider like when you go to a a club or a house party or a couple reaches out to you right great it doesn't hurt to meet them go out to dinner have a drink someplace get to know them just because they might not you know you're not hurt to meet them, go out to dinner, have a drink someplace. Get to know them. Just because they might not, you know, you're not looking to marry them, date them, or whatever.
Speaker2: Exactly.
Speaker1: You know, you know, find out, again, and we've talked about this on air. Sometimes we've met other couples, and obviously they were not attracted to me for whatever reason. No one's ever told us why.
Speaker2: Right.
Speaker1: Yeah, I know. And they've been really rude about it, too. Yeah. And that's fine because now that makes them ugly, no matter how attractive they may be physically. Right. Now they're ugly. Yeah. You know, they could have just shook your hand and then just went the other way, then, you know, never contacted us. no harm no foul we never would we wouldn't care but they didn't even shake your hand didn't say good night nothing it was just total rude and everything was nice up to that point yeah it wasn't like some like i offended someone they're like well fuck you you know right right yeah um and that happened more than once yeah it did and we talked about that a few times. Yeah, so don't do that. That's not right. No. You know, at least shake their hand and say, hey, it was nice meeting you. And then never contact them. There was a reason not to. Right. If I said or did something, then what you should do is, like, you know, really didn't appreciate that or, hey, you're an asshole or something. But done. Oh, I did. I told you. You tell me on the regular basis but that's a different story hey I'm real about that I'm very honest maybe too honest sometimes when you hang sheets over all the mirrors in the bathroom so if I'm getting a shower you don't have to see the reflection well I feel like a vampire i might not see the reflection that kind of freaks you don't want to see the reflection um but you know i mean there's been people actually you've met and played with that i sit there and like nice guy but it's like in all honesty i don't you know i didn't find it uh the combination wasn't such that was like um something i wanted to watch in a video right exactly nice guy nice guy but again that's a different thing too yeah and i've there's guys like there's an older gentleman that you haven't shot with in a long time in a long time yeah i know exactly you know generally most people would sit there and like i actually because he brought a sexual energy right right and everything else i i found that very erotic to watch the two of you yeah and everything still worked really well yeah um pretty nice dick all things considered yeah you know he's in fairly good shape i mean he's lean and very interesting to talk to um and everything else he was in his 70s yeah yeah and um but uh you know i think you know in general i think people like especially in the lifestyle give everyone a chance you don't have to play with them give them a chance until you talk to them yeah i mean do you feel like people in the lifestyle are kind of shallow because like you're right you're not marrying this person so they want the cream of the crop they want somebody who's really hot because they're not marrying them. They're not doing anything else but fucking them. So they want the, or having sex with them, however you want to put that.
Speaker2: Whatever you say. Yeah.
Speaker1: So they want the hottest of the hot. So their experience will be what they want because it is superficial. It's not, you're not forming a relationship really. So maybe that's how the, see, I like, um, we do it. We're different. We always believe in friends first. Try to.
Speaker2: Yeah. That's how the see i i like um we do it we're different we always believe in friends first try to yeah that's how we must be some kind of chemistry i agree i agree so the person may not be you know the gq guy or you know the hottest woman there is but that's's fine. It doesn't really matter to us.
Speaker1: I'm not. I mean, what the heck? I mean, you are, but of course, you know. Well, it's not overstayed the obvious. You know, you're with me doing community service. We all know that. Well, I should be up for parole soon. Pretty soon. It's been 20 years. But, yeah, it's it's again i think i i understand the fantasy of having a great looking person you're having sex with you know um like i always make jokes about kate beckinsale you know gorgeous woman you know she would be honored to have me i'm sure she I'm just just like hey listen you know i'm almost happily married um but um yeah it's just people i get it but again if you're doing sex right your eyes aren't open half the time anyway so you're not seeing who the hell's fucking you. Yeah, I mean, seriously. Or the room might be dark. Yeah, it might be.
Speaker2: You know?
Speaker1: But, again, there's something about the underdog. I'll put it that way. It might be a good way of saying it. Is all of a sudden you get, let's say you're a woman and you meet a guy who's average looking, not a head turner, one you don't think about, you know, wouldn't, I guess. And then you say, eh, what the hell? And all of a sudden you find out this guy fucking rocked your world. Right, right, exactly. But, you know, you find the guy who's all muscular and, you know, the GQ guy or more likely thinks he's a GQ guy. I mean, we talked about, like, the one guy, Jabberjaw. Right, right. He was in great shape. Great shape. Didn't have a big unit. Nope. Okay. Had to pierce, though. Had to have it pierced. Well, whatever. That's, you know, whatever. So I could find it. But he thought he was God's gift to this earth. He didn't pass by a mirror. He didn't blow himself a kiss in it. Tell me I'm wrong. Yeah, you are right. And in all honesty, he could perform, but he wasn't like, he wasn't like left you like, wow. No, but he could definitely. He could do it. He could definitely do it. Yeah, but, you know, he's also fucking all sorts of supplemented up to keep his dick hard. He's always fucking jerking off to stay hard. On a note, there was one of the bars I worked at, there was this really muscular guy, good-looking guy, you know, always flirted with all the girls, always had, like, you know, dressed, you know, fairly nice, always thought he, you know, would swagger when he came in, that kind of thing. And one of the dancers, like, said, yeah, I took him home and fucked him. And she went like this, and she held out her little pinky finger, like, no dick. The guy's got no dick. She's like like he's got the smallest dick i've ever seen and we're all like oh man that's terrible i can't pick on him for that because you know what again i get back to the whole thing as men we don't get to pick what we're given i wouldn't go around swagger well i'm not arguing that no i'll pick on him for that. Okay. Don't sit there and like. Hey, baby, I'm the best. Yeah, don't sit there and talk a, you know. Maybe she was expecting something a lot bigger. Maybe he was just average size. Did he talk the game up? I don't know. I don't know. I never, I found his, his attitude in that aspect kind of a turnoff. Yeah. You know, it was, I dealt with him, but I was like, yeah, I could say, okay, let's pretend this, you take this gentleman, he's all buffed up. Right. I'm guessing he's wearing, like, form-fitting clothes. Right, right. And just, like, wanting to show off his physique. Right. I get that. Maybe he'd been better off dressing, you know, still doing, I'm not going to take anything away from him about working out and looking good. Right, exactly. You know what? Tone down the, like, machoism. Right, right. You know what? I think if you're just a good-looking guy and in good shape and you're just wearing normal-type clothing, clothes that fit normally, not like two sizes too small, okay, you can get away. All of a sudden, that girl's like, wow, he's a good-looking guy. Yeah, he doesn't have the biggest dick, but he's a good-looking guy. He's a decent guy. He's not all stuck on himself. And that's where we are with Jabberjaw.
Speaker2: Right.
Speaker1: I mean, he was stuck on himself. We talked about the story where he was looking into a fucking TV that was in this place. He could see his reflection. It's surreal. We're like, what the hell's going on there? Yeah, I mean, he honestly, he almost screened his own name out during sex. He thought he was that fucking good. Yeah, don't do that. That's not good. Well, I do, but I'm the only one having sex with me at that point. Oh, Vince. Oh, God, I'm so so good yes i am oh okay but uh yeah that's uh yeah it's sometimes like the regular people will surprise you you're right about that like just the average people surprise you yeah i mean there are you know people we've met in the lifestyle that look like you know betty homemaker and you know joe gardner whatever you want to call them and they were their game was on their game was on but you wouldn't to look at them you go really really again the women say with me when they have met me and like really he's the guy you're saying he's pussy like that yes yes and then when they get done they're like holy fuck have to help them upstairs yeah they're all sitting there getting bottled water to rehydrate gatorade power waters whatever they're drinking these days but and then again now like when you get to porn you know amateur porn oh yeah has really evolved into something different amateur porn originally was just the same people with a camera and it's evolved into so much and so so many people are altering what the definition of amateur porn is that again, you're still getting these, you know, you're getting far younger women into porn now. And I think there's probably more people shooting porn now than ever in history. Well, there's so many more platforms. That's what I'm saying.'s just it's become you know so more accepted like you can't go on instagram and find someone who doesn't have an only fans page right exactly you know um i'm expecting to see joe rogan have a fucking only fans page oh he might it's not all it's not it was not all for sex only fans can be other things yeah maybe he plays guitar or something i don't know maybe he has maybe he does something else i don't know it doesn't have to be sex anyway um but no i i still find the most erotic porn the actual real women having porn doing porn having sex yeah right you know uh like about the one fan we have. Oh, we have more than one fan. We have three. We have three. Woo! Woo! Before we get started with that, you want to see where Donna's stuff is, you're going to go to Hot Wife. I'm drinking water again. HotWifeDonnaLynn.com. And you'll find all the avenues where you can see her stuff and what she's doing who she's doing um you can email us at hot wife podcast at gmail.com and also do not here's the only commercial you're going to get if you're on patreon check out spunklube.com go there check out if you if you need lubricant want to use lubricant or want to experiment with lubricant spunklube.com is the stuff you know i was editing a video We'll see you next time. there check out if you if you need lubricant want to use lubricant or want to experiment with lubricant spunklube.com is the stuff you know i was editing a video today and in the foreground you could just see the very tip of the spunk lube bottle i was like ah there you go product placement but you can you couldn't see what it said but you just know it's a spunk lube bottle i'm like i didn't i didn't even try to edit i don't i don't care it's like it's fine i don't care we use it we're not sure about it yeah it's a spunk lube bottle. I'm like, I didn't even try to edit. I don't care. It's like, whatever. It's fine. I don't care. We use it. We're not shy about it. Yeah. It's fine. I use it for a lot of things. So back to the porn stuff. Oh, and if you want to follow us on Patreon, go to our website, hotwifepodcast.com. And there's a link on there that'll take you to join Patreon or you can go to patreon.com slash hot wife podcast all one word and then I guess that's five hours a month and you'll get no commercials and you'll get some shows that you can't get on all the other outlets so especially after next weekend holy cow we're going to have a bunch of shows generated next weekend this mixing board is going to get a workout i'm thinking so yeah steven and the a bunch of shit so we'll see anyway um so back to amateur porn yes and should i go into yeah talk about the gentleman who's a fan and he made a comment yeah, he's been a loyal fan. He's listened to all the podcasts. He won't call in because I think he's, like, too. Whatever. He always says, I don't have anything to say. I'm like, yes, you do. You send me an email. I don't either. But, you know, whatever. And he's on both my OnlyFans. I don't know why. It's the same stuff. And we thank him either way. way i mean he sends a lot of messages on one and well my next wife right it's it's odd but he's like everywhere and he's like before you oh that's because he's a fan let me explain to see okay i have to buy you a dictionary now because the soros isn't working i i can understand if he's on one platform or the other but to have them on both only fans he's a fan okay great you just email me on one because i check i check the email on both all the messages i always do but he's like before you block me or kick me off he goes please read my whole message and he's like you know you use your body's not exactly perfect Like're not a model i'm like duh you're not vince you're not vince he goes you and he goes but what you're doing is so erotic because it's so real and so raw you know i'm just chopping that down into just paraphrasing it and i was i didn't take offense and i'm like yeah i'm not 20 years old like i was i'm not you know ripped like i was when i was in my 30s that's and that's fine it's you know we're normal people nice sunglasses and now i can't see you good for you all of a sudden the show's entertaining i'm sure it is but we're just like regular people we're just like having sex and having fun and you know when i say when I say I like a cream pie, I mean I like a cream pie or like a facial. I want these things. So it's real. It is. It's what I like. It's all real stuff. If it was something she didn't want to do, she would not do it. I wouldn't do it. I would not do it. But, yeah, and that's the erotic part about, again, I have enough experience in the adult industry that, you know, there's a lot of the moaning and stuff like that that goes on during those sex scenes is fabricated. I'm not saying these women aren't enjoying what they're doing. Right. But in normal circumstances, they don't moan. I guarantee Some of them do not moan like that normally or whatever. Some of these videos I've seen, they actually edit in additional moaning so much to the point that whoever did the sound didn't check the sound they did and they put two women moaning when there was only one woman there. And it was like, really? Okay. But it i don't know 99 of the true true amateur shit is what you're hearing and seeing is true is real and how you know it's real it's generally bad camera angles horrible lighting yeah we were not all that great either we're we get it done we get it done yeah but we're not different a couple i'm like yeah we don't have like a whole set and everything else no we're in a bedroom where we have a lot of things to work around and we can't put all the lighting we would need to to light it perfectly and again because we're amateurs even the guys all of a sudden some guys get stage fright when all of a sudden you put too many fucking lights on them yeah you know and you know when you feel like you're on the stadium floor it's like the whole crowds are watching and all the lights are you know all we use is a ring light and maybe one other oh yeah yeah there's a ring light and then one other one and we even had um one of my playmates mentioned is are all these lights gonna be on it's like yeah if you don't you're not gonna be able to see anything yeah he's like oh i don't know i'm like well yeah and they either ignore it ignore it or sometimes it bothers them sometimes it bothers them sometimes it does hamper performance yep yeah it is it's you don't realize how bright it is until you're like right there and it's like oh that is bright but when you're watching the video it's like oh that's not that bright yeah it's really not and you need that otherwise you're not going to see all the yeah if you're sitting on top of him all of a sudden there's a shadow down there and it's just like you're not going to see anything tell anything yeah exactly and that's what you really need. You really need to light all those crevices. Yeah, but I don't light the shit out of it where you don't get shadows to get some realism out of it either. But, yeah, so, again, I think that's the real women in amateur porn. I think it's, you know, when they're not perfect bodies, when they have a little belly on them or a little cellulite on their ass right exactly you know they aren't necessarily drop dead gorgeous exactly you know they have stretch marks or whatever it's you know when it's a real person and you know like you know and even is like oh husband films me fucking his boss or whatever it might be um chances you know well there's a good chance it's a true story right there's a good chance you know which makes it erotic or you know fucking his best friend that's erotic yeah versus you know you know i i know in the porn industry you have to use step whatever right you know oh the you know my you know the girl the girl's like oh i the guy i stumbled across my stepsister masturbating it's all perfectly but everything's perfectly in place in the room everything looks like they're fucking in a furniture showroom right right you know it's like yeah that's happened yeah and of course the Stepmom is this gorgeous, big-titted, long-legged, blonde, perfectly shaved pussy. And the stepson just happens to have a fucking 10-inch cock. He's got, you know, wagons. Yeah, it's like, okay, yeah. Great abs, you know, tight butt. Okay, so if this is your stepmom, what does your dad look like that he could get a woman like this? Exactly. So. Yeah. But when it's a real thing, like, you know, like there was one video I saw I thought was really ironic. I saw a year or so ago. It was a woman that she went to a party at a friend's house. Her husband was away and she went there and she got drunk and she wound up what I think all the guys there fuck her. And it was like, it was obvious this was like, wasn't done with like a good camera or something.
Speaker2: Right. Right.
Speaker1: You know, and yeah, she fucking, you could tell she was drunk as a skunk and you could tell,
Speaker2: I mean,
Speaker1: she got banged everywhere and every orifice by every guy. Thank you. know and yeah she fucking you could tell she was drunk as a skunk and you could tell i mean she got banged everywhere and every orifice by every guy it was kind of ironic because it was real yeah you know i don't know if you could actually like if she decided to post that somewhere i don't know the release part of it's not my problem i'm just telling you what i saw well no the release situation would be one thing, but also the fact that she's drunk. She had to have signed a release. Yeah. So, again, was that true of the story? Yeah. Or was she just shooting it? But it was shot like it was amateur? Yeah. She wasn't perfect. She had a little belly on her. Right. She wasn't drop-dead gorgeous. She was a little slut, though, which though which made it kind of hot yeah it did make it kind of hot i could see that you know and um you know so that makes it more believable than you know she's got this gorgeous body then also carmen electra is your stepmom and you know and it's like yeah kind of think if my step-mom looked like that, she wouldn't be coming after me. She'd be going out cheating on my dad with somebody else, you know. Yeah, for sure. That's my theory. Oh, my God. And I'm not saying Carmel actually does that. I'm just using her as an example as a pretty woman, oh my god but uh yeah i mean i i think the realism in not just porn but you know the real people of i mean there's a lot of people you see on these swinger websites that would not fit technically into and i hate to use a term but i'm using it pretty people okay is um i don't feel i fit into that category um i know you do i mean a lot of people adore you um and they lock the door on me um but you know they judge you know and i get it we all want to you know none of us want to have sex with uh fucking uh the hunchback of notre dame but i try standing up straight come on yeah well your your humps on the front though um oh yeah they are i got two humps there yes you do um and uh but it's something to consider man don't rule out the you know like you go and like there was a person we know that it was very attractive. Um, she's now divorced. They were together for years and, um, I always thought she'd be incredible in bed. And then like the more we hung out with him and got to know them, it never happened. Oh no. But all of a sudden, like we started hearing more about her lack of prowess. Yeah. Like the one. Yeah. Yeah. You're like, Oh man, she's so hot. I was like, Oh my God. I bet she fucking, you know, sucks the chrome off a trailer hitch. It's like, she don't know where a trailer hitch is. Yeah, that's how it is a lot of times. It's weird how that works. Yeah. But her ugly sister, from what I've been told, will fuck the crack of dawn. You know? It's like, you know, how does that work? I don't know. Yeah. I'm not saying it's a case in every... I don't think her sister's ugly. No, the one I'm talking about was.
Speaker2: Yeah?
Speaker1: The youngest one, yeah. She was nasty. Oh, I'm trying to... She was nasty.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: I'll take your word for it. Yeah, she was nasty. The other sisters were attractive, but the last one, man, last one out of the pen. Fucking pen door slammed on that fucker. Wow. Oh, you're so brutal. You are brutal. Oh, my God. All the good genetics went to the other ones. Is that what you're trying to say? There weren't enough genetics left over for the last one? Yeah. Oh, my. And apparently people found that one attractive, and that's fine, but I didn't even find her as a person attractive either. So let me clarify. After I'm sitting there going, give people a chance. I'm like, well, fuck that one. I mean, don't fuck that one. She's nasty. I found her to be nothing remotely attractive about that last one. Right. Personality, body, nothing. Nothing. There was nothing remotely alluring. But, you know, you go to the grocery store, I see a lot of women that are older women, maybe a little fluff to them and stuff. You know, they're attractive. I could disappoint them. I'm sure you would, dear. Oh, I'm so disappointed. I'm so disappointed. They would turn gay. They'd become a lesbian. They would go home and tell their husbands how much they loved them. Thank you, honey, for not being Vince. Oh, stop it. Jeez, you're not that bad. That bad. I have to preface it by saying that bad. So anyway, so that was, I guess, top topic I wanted to talk about tonight was, you know. Not everybody's pretty in porn. Is that what you're trying to say? Or in the lifestyle. In the lifestyle. I mean, try to judge people if we can. We're all guilty of it. You know, definitely give the personality a shot first. I mean, like I said, unless they come with like one tooth in their head and dragging one set of knuckles on the ground and a big hump on their back. And even then, you go, oh, you know. Hey, there are many possibilities there. I just don't know. Do they do anal? You know, you can look at that from behind and hold it up. Oh, that's just... Hey, they need love, too. I know that. Can you just say? You're just so not right. There's definitely something wrong with you. You need help, mister. You need help. A lot of people think so. So anyway. So I think I killed that topic. I think so, too. So again, I want to thank everyone for listening. Hope you all had a great Labor Day weekend. Now we'll go screaming into Halloween. Yeah, but we have a heat wave coming first, though. Summer's still hanging on. Well, I'm just saying. I'm swimming tomorrow. I don't care. I'm swimming tomorrow. Steven said when he gets here, he's swimming, too. I said it's supposed to be like in the 70s. He's like, I don't care. He goes, I don't care. I'm drinking enough bourbon. I'm swimming. I'm like, okay. We'll keep this little solar doodads in the pool. We'll keep it warm. Anyway, so I want to thank everyone for listening. Again, go to hotwifedonnalyn.com. Email us at hotwifepodcast at gmail.com. All these.coms. Yeah,.com. It's a.com world. It is. So I want to thank you. And until our next show, which will be Friday.
Speaker2: Yep.
Speaker1: Sounds good. Hey, have a great night, everybody.