Questions to ask your partner?

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Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife podcast. Good evening, everybody.

This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my hot wife podcast and i'm here again with my wonderful husband vince the excitement level is overwhelming uh oh come on i'm always excited so you haven't seen you all day so it's nice sorry to bring it to a smashing close yeah i was just trying to broadcast the show live and uh it wasn't uh connecting to the internet so we're just going to record this one that's fine and then i'll post it later that's the important part is i have my Irish whiskey oh dear they're gonna think we're alcoholics every time i'm trying god damn it i'm trying you're practicing alcohol i'm working towards it okay i'm not a quitter nope all right so um in the you know trying to you know come up with various topics for uh for the show and shows we'll put it that way sure um i yeah did some searches on the internet one of the searches i did was um sexual topics okay so with that i found a list of 70 questions that you should ask or know about your mate now i, I've read through these, some of them.

I didn't read through all seven. I've read through about seven. Isn't that enough? It's 10%. That's all about we know from each other. That's about all we want to read. And there's some that I already know the answers to. Right. And there's probably going to be some here that's like, that's a good question. So you've got a hunt and peck, which questions, or are you just going down the list? We'll go through them. Thank you very much. And there's probably going to be someone here that's like, man, that's a good question, you know.

So you've got a hunt and peck of questions, or are you just going down the list? We'll go through them. And there might be ones I'll read while you're answering one. Right. And then I was like, nah, we've kind of covered that or something like that. I have no idea. Like the very first one, question one. Okay.

So if you're taking notes of things you might want to ask your mate husband wife boyfriend girlfriend both either or whatever they identify as um make a list okay because i unfortunately i don't have the website that i got this from okay so first question number one on this list is what is your dirtiest sexual fantasy? Oh. Huh. That is a good one. Dirtiest? I'm just reading the question. What's your dirtiest sexual fantasy? I want a man to clean my house. I want him to do my laundry and fold it and put it away. That is quite a fantasy. I can see that. Gosh, that's a good question.

I think that's a good question. You know, since you and I are in the lifestyle, is anything really considered, quote, dirty? I mean, seriously. You know, I mean. Again, it's all, you know, everybody's different. Exactly. Everybody has a definition of dirty. Right, exactly. And it's like, I don't even consider anything dirty. What was that movie, Shades of Grey? You know, a lot of people, that's a whole other topic. Well, wait a minute. When I was taking care of my aunt today, that was on. I watched like 15 minutes of it. God, it was just droned on. I couldn't do it.

If you're in lifestyle, that's like, okay, that's beginner stuff. You know, it didn't capture me. But anyway, back to your dirtiest sexual fantasies. We'll have to actually watch a movie and give our critique. Yeah, if I can get through it. It was rough.

Geez, I don't know if I even have a dirty fantasy i mean well problem is you've done so many things so many of them that's the problem i have a fantasy and said go let's do it so i don't i'm kind of like uh next question okay this one i don't think you can answer okay again these are questions to ask your mate okay how many people have you slept with slept with none fucked tons tons i don't even know how many people i think we did a roundabout number i don't know the exact number but i can say with certainty i have had sex with more different partners since we have been married than my whole entire single life and you had pretty active yes i had a pretty active single life too yeah okay the next one we already did a show on okay i'll just read it but we'll skip over it okay yeah where's the weirdest place you had sex okay yeah okay what's your favorite part of my body oh your ass because i can see you're leaving that's true thanks uh no my ass no no i'm saying is your answer to the question would be my answer i can see you're leaving leaving.

I really like your eyes. Your eyes say a lot. Oh, yeah? Yeah, they do. Okay. Oh, and your calves, because you always, like, flex them. I don't flex them. When I walk, they flex. Well, they're being flexed. Okay. And I think that's always fun for me. Okay. Well, I have muscular legs, so. Yes, you do. Okay, I know the answer to the next one, because I've videotaped it. Have you ever had anal sex? No, I never have. Not today, nope. Yeah, not today is about the only one. Matter of fact, not yesterday. Can't promise tomorrow. Can't promise.

Okay, so now we're into the questions I haven't really read yet. If you could choose what I was wearing right now, what would you choose? A French maid outfit and clean my fucking house. We're going back to the house again, huh? I'm speaking as you. Oh, I could put a French maid outfit on.

mean you don't own a french maid not anymore but i used to well i was back in the dancing days i want to see you in a pair of bike shorts so i can see your moose knuckle wow you know you took something that could have been a compliment and just fucking insulted me what is wrong with that okay let's reword this question what's your favorite thing to see a man in? Okay, let's pick a good-looking man with a great body. What's your favorite outfit to see him in? You know what? I'm an old, I'm pretty laid back. I like the jeans and, like, nice jeans and a T-shirt and work boots, that kind of thing.

There's no wrong answer. Yeah. Like I said, these are questions that people should want to ask. Right. If you're looking to have a sexual conversation, that will teach you how to learn more about your mate, significant other, however you want to word it. Okay.

Now, what would you like me to be wearing me oh always one-upping isn't he always quick with that wit isn't he well you know what about clothing none i i've always been you know this i've always been a fan of the body stockings yeah i know i noticed that yeah i'd like body stockings or or the mesh body suits yes yes i'll call it a mesh i mean yeah like a fishnet well no not even a fishnet more like a what's like a stocking material sometimes it's. Yeah, but I'm not a big fishnet fan. I'm talking more like that sheer... Oh, okay. Like a pantyhose type material. Oh, okay.

I don't know what you would call that, but... I'm not sure what I would call that either. Probably not. Back in the day, we considered a, quote, nylon, but I don't think it is anymore. Where on your body is your favorite place to be touched now i'm gonna guess this doesn't have to be sexual no i'm just like if someone's going to touch you? Probably my shoulder or upper arm. Like your back rub? Yeah. You don't have to be sexual. No, I'm trying not to be sexual. No, just like if someone's going to touch you. Probably my shoulder or upper arm. Like your back rub? Yeah.

Or if I'm not wearing earrings. Like your feet rubbed? I do like to get my feet rubbed, that's for sure. If I'm not wearing earrings, my earlobes. I know when I reach for you, I like to touch part of your earlobe and I'll run it down to your beard. Okay. But I don't know if you like that. I like touching that, so. No, it's fine. What about you? I don't know. My favorite place to be touched, I mean, again, I wouldn't automatically go right to my cock. No, no, let's, let's. No. That's kind of obvious.

I don't In all honesty, like if it's by someone in a room, something that is someone I care about, you know, I'd have to say, just even just holding my hand. I can see that. Yeah, yeah. So it's not, you know, that tells a lot right there. But anyway, when was the last time you had a dirty dream? Me was last night. It's got to be. You don't remember most of your dreams. I don't. No. No, and the dreams I do have are so mundane. I'm like cleaning or whatever I'm doing during the day, it carries over into the night. So either I'm working or cleaning or it's like, this is terrible.

Or I have a lot of those, they're not dirty. A lot of those vestiges of when I was dancing. I'll still have those dreams. We talked about that last time. I'll still have those dreams. But they're not necessarily dancing or dirty. Okay. Yeah, they're not a lot. If you could have sex anywhere in the world, where would it be? God, I haven't thought about that. You know, there's always that tropical island, but, you know, that's kind of passe. It's so, you know, typical. Yeah, I don't know. I'm not, like, a public exhibitionist, so.

Well, you could be like in a really nice hotel, but who cares where it is in the world if it's just a, if it's a building inside the building, does it matter? Yeah, yeah. So when did you first have sex? When? Yesterday at three o'clock. No. You mean like the first time? Yep. Oh, I was 14. Okay. It was September. There's no wrong answer. That's what it is. I don't know. I was like, I was pretty young. Yeah, we'll talk about that more in depth. Yeah, more in depth. I was like, I'm young. I cringe.

This one, as soon as I read this question, you're going to think the same thing i am okay so um what is the best sex you've ever had we're going back to that that incident the guy who told you who's gonna be the best sex and came in his pants yeah yes that's exactly we talked about that the last show yeah but who is what was the best sex you ever had gosh let me load my gun hold on I don't know okay i don't know oh wait yes i do know it's probably the best the time that you gave me all those the 42 orgasms that was that has never happened before or since so that was pretty spectacular and notice there was no was no penetration.

It was all oral. Somebody has a very good tongue. Yeah, and it was all within an hour and a half? Yeah, how many guys can eat pussy for an hour and a half at that level? If you could see my hands up. There's a couple questions here now that I'm going to lump together.

There's two of well okay what me here's one that's not part of that question is have you ever been caught having sex yes and being caught doesn't count like okay come on join in that doesn't count no i was 20 and i was down in uh tennessee visiting an uncle and the kid you have to get a little closer I was the kid I was down in Tennessee visiting an uncle and the kid. You have to get a little closer to Mike. I was, the kid next door, who was probably my age, I snuck over to his house and I was having sex with him and his dad walked in. Oh, okay. Yeah, but that was it.

I mean, I've always been pretty careful. Okay.

Okay, so here, whoops, didn't mean to hit the mic, sorry folks um two questions that kind of lump together okay do you watch porn and what kind of porn do you watch uh the answer's no no i i'm too busy you you see your own yeah i watch my own i see your own you know i'll i'll do like um on on certain platforms i'll see what other people are putting up just to see like what is exciting to them or what but as watching porn um you know i have tried i just find it so fake that i just i just can't get into it i'm sorry i i it just doesn't do it well it's like for me i critique it yep that's what i end up doing it's like oh she's not into look how dry her pussy is oh you know well you know or like been on plenty of sets and it's like okay yeah yeah but anyway um how often do you masturbate now i'm gonna say not in front of the camera oh then i don't need to Yeah.

I'm well taken care of. Because when you do on camera, it's real. It's real. I want to keep it. I want to keep it fresh. If you're going to go at it, you know, finish out. Yeah, exactly. If a guy masturbates, you can tell because he has to ejaculate. Right, exactly. A woman, you know. I mean, women fake it? Well, I fake mine. Oh, I know you do. I can tell. Every time. It's like, you faked it again, didn't you? I keep that bottle of Jurgens next to the bin. I was like, why does your cum smell like cherries and almonds? Why do I get that? It just lathers up. I don't know. Makes my skin smooth.

Yeah, yeah. Do you prefer to give or receive?

Now, it's not asking for oral or penetration that's just the question I think I like to give I think I like to give there's no right or wrong what do you like to do I prefer giving we have a difficult situation here because we're both giving that nobody's getting so i'm giving to you and then you give it to me so i guess that does work out okay yeah it works you flip a coin first is that how we kind of answered this one what's the best orgasm ever oh that was the one 42 have you ever been skinny dipping that's kind of been covered before um have you ever slept with someone you worked with we've covered that one yes and the answer is yes and yes if we were out to dinner and i said i wanted to have sex right now what would you do wow well because i don't want to get caught you know i don't want to be you know the answer could be technically well okay let's pay the bill get the fuck out of here yeah i mean i might like tease you more with my foot or something and then wait till we get home take your panties off throw them on the table oh yeah that's not going to rise too much of a ruckus now will it well it depends how you do it now here's one i don't know the answer to Thank you.

home. Take your panties off, throw them on the table. Oh, yeah. That's not going to raise too much of a ruckus now, will it? Well, it depends how you do it. Now, here's one I don't know the answer to. Have you ever sent nudes of yourself? No. What, in the last hour? Today? Okay.

You could sleep with a celebrity who would it be ah that's a tough one i don't i don't well there used to be an answer but due to the political climate a lot of things have changed so we'll skip over that one yeah they just don't do it for me anymore would you have you had group sex is that again is that today, this week? I'm just reading the question. Yes, yes, I absolutely have. Yes, okay. Okay, here's another one. I think it's kind of humorous. Okay. What is the most sex you've had in one day? Oh. I'm flashing back to when we had the other studio. We called it the barn.

There was like eight guys or something. Oh, that house up there out up in the Poconoids. The group shoot we did. Yeah, the group shoot. That's the one. You did like eight or ten scenes. Yeah, that was it. And a couple of scenes with multiple guys. Yep. Are you loud or quiet doing sex? I am loud. Like, if we're going to be doing sex outside, I'm going to have to get a dig out of the ball gag. Yeah, I found him upstairs. Here's one I really need to know the answer to, okay? Okay.

I have no clue one oh i'm yeah this is i want an honest answer okay this our relationship is hinging on this one see i know he's being facetious okay have you ever made a sex tape again today this week i tomorrow i'm just reading the question for the average couple oh my god that it's it's legitimate question you're meeting someone or you you know i mean i mean okay prior to our relationship how many men that you were in relationships with would have you asked any of these questions or been asked these questions uh probably a big fat zero no there you go With you and I it's like what this again well this was a kind of my wish list i kind of when we got together said okay this is the shit this is the wedding vows right here you will have group sex you you will make sex tapes well i'm glad i'm fulfilling all my vows.

I didn't even know I even had any. That would be funny. What is the first thing that sexually attracts you to someone? Their personality, their eyes. Usually it's the sense of humor. It's more like their personality. A throbbing bulge in their pants. That's always intriguing, but if they're like a douchebag, who cares? And different guys are like typically not as, I won't use the word, maybe not as attractive as somebody else might be, but because they have a winning personality. I mean, you have both, of course. Look at you. That was obvious. Come on, Jesus Christ.

I got a face for radio and a voice for print. That makes you special to me, dear. Yeah, I licked the windows on the bus. That's okay. Some of these I know the answer to. Have you joined the Mile High Club? No. No. Have you, do you have, do you ever read erotic fiction? Well, we don't read. What is your favorite toy? Again, in which drawer? Yeah, exactly. Give me a color to pick from. Would you say you're kinky? I wouldn't think so, no.

But there are people that knew me in my previous life in the corporate world that think I'm a freak well and i'm like i'm a freak no i'm not yeah i hardly ever get tied up do you enjoy shower sex ah it sounds so nice it's it's just not the logistics is just water doesn't work where it doesn't i mean it looks cool i mean it's fun to fondle each other, but the actual penetration. It looks erotic, but functionally it's not. Functionally it's not. It's like I tried doing a blowjob once, and I ended up almost drowning. It was terrible. Was that with you, or is that before you? I don't know.

We can act it and see if it brings back memories. We could, but either way, I was like drowning. It was terrible. It was was that's sorry where's the weirdest place you've ever masturbated probably in an old abandoned house that's probably weird under a train trestle that's probably weird well i'm talking outside of shooting erotic stuff how's that oh um i was working at one of the byos and i was it was a very erotic i guess with some guys are turning me on i masturbated on the drive home oh okay yeah so that was that was pretty cool i know this one do you like to be spanked? Again, today or?

In general. Yes. Okay. What's the most embarrassing sexual experience? Embarrassing. Oh, it wasn't really sexual. It was a little embarrassing. I don't think anybody noticed. It's not exactly sexual, though. I was doing a girl-girl show. Yes, Wednesday. Oh, that? That wasn't you.

That wasn't me um sexual though i was doing a girl girl show wednesday oh that wasn't that wasn't me oh no i was doing a girl girl show with a girl and we were in a hot tub and i take a drink you you're getting froggy yeah sorry take a drink you're talking too much and um i got my period and we were dancing nude and i couldn't put a tampon in because i i we were doing this uh one thing that we always did where we put the we made me into a like an ice cream sundae and we used the banana like a banana split and all that and the guy had to eat the banana out of my pussy so i couldn't put a tampon in so we used extra cherry juice that day and i don't think anybody noticed but i was like oh my god look what's going on oh okay that has to be an answer well the other one that was kind of embarrassing is a guy was doing that at another party and he did you and he bit me and he drew blood i wasn't really embarrassed i was more like horrified but wow if you ever caught masturbating would you stop or would you finish I'll see you next time.

And he bit me, and he drew blood. I wasn't really embarrassed. I was more like horrified, but wow. If you're ever caught masturbating, would you stop or would you finish? Oh, I would definitely stop. Depends who caught you. Yeah, that's true, but it would disrupt my rhythm. Okay. Have you ever had an inappropriate crush? Inappropriate? Yeah, when I was in college, I had a crush on the one instructor. Okay. He taught history, or no, he taught British literature. No, this next question. Hey, what about you? You're not answering these questions. I am. No one wants to care about me. Oh, man.

No, I've never been caught masturbating. I wouldn't get caught masturbating.

I don't really masturb really masturbate much if at all um most embarrassing sexual thing happened to me saw myself naked in the mirror quick go back through i can answer this really quick i'm not kinky uh shower sex uh no i'm not a member of mile high club i don't read erotic fiction i write some once in a while yeah you've written some what's your favorite toy uh my evil knievel wind up jump toy but that's not a sexual thing um yeah okay uh okay spank no i don't like to be spanked i I was beat as a kid, so I associate you hitting me with I'm going to fuck you up. Anyway.

All right, I guess we know where Vince stands on all these things. Hey, that's why I'm better behind the camera. Okay, inappropriate crush. I mean, as a young boy, you know, the neighbor's wife kind of thing, you know. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I mean, I always, you know, some of my inappropriate crushes were married women. When I got into my teen years and I went in early 20s, I wound up fucking them anyway. So. So I guess it didn't really impact you. It wasn't inappropriate to me.

No this one is funny um i know i don't fall into this one um have you ever cried or fallen asleep during sex yes i don't know we first got together and i i drank a lot of uh something it was vodka and something and you're you're giving me oral, and I did, I passed out. You were kind of mad at me, and I was like, I can't help it. It was so relaxing, and I was really pretty drunk, drunker than I thought, and I passed. I fell asleep. That's the only time, though. Do you prefer eye contact or not during sex? Ah, geez, I like a little bit of both. I do like eye contact.

Yeah, I don't know why people don't. I mean, we were joking about that kind of shit at work one time. Like, the one guy would sit there, like, pretend he was a jerk, and I was like, don't look at me, don't look at me. It's like, I don't get it. I mean, I've heard that shit before. I don't get it, but whatever, I don't have to.

Do you like to kiss during sex today yeah again today yesterday yes yes absolutely that heightens the experience part of the foreplay i i think it is i mean some people i i maybe if they're not a good kisser i don't know the answer to the next question is if you do it right okay okay do you get tired after sex no sometimes i get like another burst of energy okay you know i get that second wind i think they were i just you know a couple of times i was all randy and i was like come on mister you and me let's go into the bedroom i know I had a bunch of orgasms. There's going to be more. Come on.

What's the longest you've ever gone without sex? I have never gone without sex. Oh, we've gone a couple months. Okay, that's probably it then. Yeah, you've always had someone in your life. Yeah, I've always had. Beautiful women tend to have someone in their life. Yeah, I really haven't gone on that long. Not that I remember. I mean, after your one boyfriend died from cancer, how long was it before you hooked up with somebody? Was it a week? Two weeks? Was it just to feel alive again? Yeah, it might have even been like a month later. It was meaningless stuff, but yeah. Oh, it was fun, though.

Sure. Sex is fun. You do it, right? Yeah, you do it right. That's for sure. What's, this is a good one, okay? What's a surefire way to turn you on? Oh. I like being teased, and I know that's a generality, but, yeah, I like the whole teasing. That'll get me riled up.

I don don't i don't like people that are overbearing i i like to i like subtle teasing i like uh things that are late and fun and that those kind of things just get riled up okay um lights on or off 26 now again are these the harsh lights for shooting i i'm fine with lights on i think you want to see what i think you do because you like to watch i like to watch sure it can be low light if it's like more of a you know normal setting but yeah i like being able to watch yeah this one's stupid i'll ask it okay have you had sex in the car i think everybody's had sex in the car oh my god yes i've gotten that wait that goes back to the most embarrassing i was 16 or something and i had a boyfriend who was much older than me he was like 20 something or other he's like five years older and we had this station wagon that we constantly had sex in the back the fact we had like a mattress back there we caught the fuck truck go figure and we were parked and this police this police cruiser comes riding up and we're caught and the windows are all the you know it's all fogged up from our breathing and everything and he comes knocking on the window gotta move it you can't be doing that here and I'm like, I'm thinking it's all he's just gonna let us go oh no he was he was not happy with us so i don't think we got a they get a kick out of that yeah you think cops will tell you oh and he's like gotta move it i mean in the scope of everything going on you know breaking up kids from fucking is the easiest thing a cop can do yeah it was pretty easy we're like okay sorry sorry but in retrospect i was under age i was 16 and my boyfriend was 20 something 21 so yeah in this day and age i would be like statutory rape or something but back in those days it was not quite so horrible okay you prefer one night stands or long sex partners?

One-night stands can be fun. They can be fun. There are some relationships I wish I would have kept as a one-night stand. Sure. Instead of the 10 years I was with him. Yeah, well. Keep it as a one-night stand, it would have a lot more fun. You wouldn't have so many bad memories. Yeah, exactly. At least I'd have one good one. Top or bottom? Oh, I like to be on top. We're not talking the submissive dom thing. No, I like sexual positions. I like to be on top. Well, again, because... I know the answer to most of these questions. Yeah, most of these questions, sure.

Asking so people can learn more about you. Yeah, they're taking notes. And again, well, I don't know if they're taking notes. I'm kidding. But again, these are questions, I think, to ask your mate you know these are interesting i think questions um again you can also make sure you follow donna at um oh the hot wife donnalyn.com that has all the links to all the platforms i'm on and should we yeah that, that's fine. And if you want to email us at the podcast, we're at hotwifepodcast at gmail.com. So, okay, let's continue with this. We're almost done. Oh, my goodness. Is that 70?

Well, I've skipped here and there, but we've gone through, I'd say, the better part of them. Oh, my goodness. Yeah. I mean, I'm not dwelling on these questions. No, no. What is your favorite time of day to have sex? Ah, I'm not dwelling on these questions. No, no. What is your favorite time of day to have sex? I would say afternoon and on. I'm not a morning sex person. I know. Sorry, I'm just... Rough or romantic? More romantic than rough. A little bit of rough. A little bit, but not too much. Quickie or marathon? Oh, God. Well, marathons, I tend to get cheap.

So do you have something that's like, you know, a half hour or less, a marathon? Well, it's a 2K, not the 5K. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I don't want to do the 26 mild okay what is your favorite part of foreplay kissing kissing finally probably kissing yeah there's no wrong answer i'm i don't have cue cards i'm not saying like say this say this yeah I think what do you think is a favorite part my part, a favorite part? My part, favorite part of foreplay, whether it's me doing it with somebody, whether it be you or another woman, or watching you, is the kissing and the discovery.

I was getting down to this.

And by by discovery i don't just mean pulling you know pulling his cock out and seeing it for the first time but even like him watching the guys as they take your shirt off and right you know and they take your brow off and they're always like oh my god you have such great tits and oh my god you know your ass and you know that whole yeah and it i see it inflate your ego right rightfully so and it's very stimulating you know the same as you'd like to like as you undress them um you don't just like rip the clothes off you know because one you know i i find it very rock the first time um you see their penis right right or cock however you want to word it um i think there's something kind of titillating about that oh yeah the discovery is fun you know because you could see pictures but until it thumps you on the forehead sometimes it has too it's like oh my eyes please see a permit for that, please?

So, would you dress up for me in bed? You don't. But would you dress up for me? That's the question. Yeah, I mean, I have some little negligee things. Depends on what it is. You dress up for the videos and stuff.

Yeah, that kind of fun and you enjoy buying the stuff you get excited when you buy stuff like oh this is going to look sexy sometimes it's even fun just to buy something nice and then show it to you I don't have to have sex in it necessarily but sometimes it's just fun to show you what I got sure I enjoy the little modeling show yeah it's always fun where is your favorite place to be kissed like the nape in my neck okay it's always kind of cool yeah i get little chills like you know is this i get that yeah like right below your ears not the nape or the nape in the back whatever the neck i'll just say the neck yeah i get that Yeah, that's that.

Yeah, like right below your ears. Is that the nape or is the nape in the back? Whatever. The neck. I'll just say the neck. Yeah. I get that. Yeah, that's a good spot. I also enjoy kissing women like just below the belly button. Oh, yeah. Like so close to almost like my chin is just touching the slit, the pubic bone or whatever you call that.

Or kissing the inside of the oh as you know for me one of the things i love to do is like is to lick all around right but not on it not on it and just get get whoever fired up and exactly see them trying to gyrate like no you're off a little move over come over yeah over, come over here. Yeah, and you're not quite there. It's like, come on, pull up that clit already. Yeah, please, you're missing it. No, I'm not. No, you're not. That's it. Do you like sexting? I have had some instances where sexting was fun, and other times it becomes kind of, I guess it depends on who I'm doing it with.

Thank you. where sexting was fun and other times it becomes kind of I guess it depends on who I'm doing it with. So sometimes it's fun. Sometimes it seems kind of labored. Depends on how pushy they are. Yeah, that's pretty much what I'm getting at. Yeah. This will be an interesting one I don't know the answer to. Oh. What is the best thing about our sex life? The best thing about our sex life? No judgment. There's no rules. Well, there's rules. Okay. In some people's world, there's no rules. Yeah. But, I mean, our rules are very... Honesty, safety. Yep. That's it.

That's it's it okay you should have that in a relationship anyway without sex exactly so that's it's very i don't i don't have to be afraid of and hide anything from you because there's there's no judgment there's no i don't have to be on the guard of oh well maybe i'm not acting the right way so it's definitely a true no judgment zone and i'm the last person i can be whoever i want to be yeah i'm the last person to tell you how to act because i kind of fucking do what i want exactly you know more likely you to tell me you shouldn't have said that you shouldn't have done that but i'm like well i fucking did too fucking bad I just say, okay, you're right.

And it's like, well, that is you. But that's what people either love about me or hate about me. I'm good with it. Yeah, that's all that matters. Okay, I think I know the answer to this one. Okay. Now, wait a minute. You didn't say what you loved about our sex life. The same things. I love the honesty.

I love the the openness uh you know part of the thing if you haven't heard this part about our relationship not you people listening right um is um if either one of us decides there's someone we meet in some way and are going to play with them we either have to call text or whatever the other one ahead of time say hey i met so-and-so and i'm gonna play with him or when you're done like hey so-and-so stopped over and we had some fun yeah and i also feel i also feel too there is some some part of some sexual whatever it might be that i wanted to try, you wouldn't be like, oh, no, that's disgusting.

You don't want to do that. You know, I mean, I can't think of anything off the top of my head. I don't know how much you haven't done. I mean, other than like scat. That's the only thing I could come up with. Then we have a problem. Then you're like, eh, you don't want to do that. No, you don't want to do that.

But, I mean, everything else is pretty mean everything else is pretty much on board i mean i don't i i remember when i was younger and the same boyfriend i got caught in the the fuck truck with the same boyfriend i was still going through the whole my whole bisexuality and i came to him and like hey i think i'm in the women well you would have thought i killed his mother oh i don't want to be with you and your fucking lesbian fantasies and i was like i was devastated i was devastated and here's the real thing of it and karma does have a wild side years later i had a threesome with an him and another girl so there you go motherfucker being bisexual is not so bad was it ha ha ha i got you well he just felt he felt threatened i guess yeah well it was like it's just like we talked about uh some of the other girls that you used to work with dancing that weren't allowed to or didn't want vibrators because there was girls that you know when we get we talked about it yes that didn't want vibrators because their boyfriends wouldn't allow them because their boyfriends felt challenged well then, then maybe they should.

No, you're not going to need me if you have that. It's like, well, then you need to look at what you're doing wrong. Well, or that. It's like, oh, yeah, my vibrator is going to help pay the bills. Yeah, okay. There's a lot more to the relationship. That's like saying, hey, I got a power screwdriver. I don't ever need a regular screwdriver. Exactly. You still need a regular screwdriver. You still need a regular screwdriver.

screwdriver okay what's the shortest time it's ever taken i know the answer taking you to have an orgasm you know the answer i don't know if i know the answer shortest time do we time things i do you always make a joke about when i go to oh god yeah the two minutes yeah yeah i was thinking of like like recently it was like it's been a little bit longer i've been able to hold out but yes the two minutes yeah somebody can make me come in two minutes and i'll be like no tease me a little bit i don't i don't want to you know come too quick yeah i actually i spend more time struggling to slow down the orgasm than i do trying to get her to have an orgasm yeah yeah that's and it's the same with uh the one we talked about with the 62 it was the same thing it's well i mean once you get her started and it didn't take me i don't even think it took two minutes to get the first one and once you the first one going, they roll.

Yeah, once you open up that gate, it feels like a flood. It just comes one after the other. And again, I didn't pull all my tricks out of my hat in the beginning. I, you know, I used a couple little ones and she started going. So then I had a bunch of other things that I do that helped her.

Oh, achieve 62 or whatever and that was not even maybe an hour it might have been an hour because you were upstairs blowing her husband and we came up you guys were done we were done but wasn't like you know you guys were done made dinner went out shopping came back you know painted the house Read a couple books, a book wasn't that bad so that was the better part of the question list of questions I felt you should ask your significant other interesting yeah some of them brought back some little memories when I was younger and a little more naive with old boyfriends and getting caught by the police.

That whole, everybody should at least do that once. I mean, it's a rite of passage, I figure. Ma'am, so tomorrow... Oh, my.

You're meeting a gentleman you met online who has been wanting to get into shooting yes and uh you guys have been going back and forth about this yep yep he's relatively local yeah yeah and he has from what i saw from what you showed me Pretty big dick yeah i was like oh my god that's a big dick what am i gonna you know i'm like 4 11 right man his dick is five foot it's like oh my god but and he's a white guy so well people don't understand there we've met plenty of white guys with big dicks. Big dicks. It's not just a black guy thing. No. No, it's not.

You know, I just think that the black guys with the bigger dicks are just less shy. Yeah, that could be. Yeah. They just come out like, look at me. Look at me. I get it. I mean, if I had something like that, I'd probably be running out bragging too. Yeah, talk about big dicks swinging. I mean, they really do.

Yeah yeah i went up my snapchat there's one kid who's and it's kid i mean he's young younger like 20 something or other and his dick is swinging back and forth i mean the way he does the like on his phone like the way he shoots the video it looks like the dick is coming up and hit me in the face it's like ow my eye? So this gentleman is, what, 35? 35. And you're 61? Yeah. So he's... Bearing down on 62. Bearing down. But I can honestly say he's one of the slightly older guys I've been with. Slightly. I've been with guys in their 40s, but I've been a lot of guys in their 40s.

You've had a lot of men more recently. They're more mature been with guys in their 40s but i've been a lot of guys you've had a lot of men more recently they're more mature yeah in their 40s yeah so he's he's kind of split in the difference yeah he's kind of split in the difference so that's it's fine i don't care i just find it interesting that's all and more importantly what you're telling me i haven't talked to them yet he seems like a very nice guy yeah he sounds he sounds really nice. So we're going to help him generate content, and you're going to generate content. Yep.

You've seen the content. Yeah. So you're going to take his content in. Yep. I think he's a little nervous. I don't think he's ever done it. Well, I don't think he's... He's not actually in the lifestyle.

No he was married prior right so he's used to the vanilla relationship yeah and we're not saying anything bad about any of this no it's just okay so if if you are listening and you're in the vanilla ratio that's great we have no problem with that we've been there done that wore that t-shirt um and then we took the t-shirt off a lot then um and then i was asked to put the jumpsuit on but anyway that's a different story um so the um you know but once you sample you know that that pie it's a different uh yummy pie yeah um are we talking cream it's awkward again here's a guy who's never been in the lifestyle right yet alone the lifestyle with when you're getting into it if you're in a couple there is a nervousness about is my significant other going to want them more than they want me right that's a common one that's a very common threat um you start to worry that if she enjoys that sex or he enjoys that sex too much but one thing to think about strange sex is always I'm gonna say it's better it it seems better it seems better it's more it can be more exciting sometimes it's like the first time with somebody it's very awkward and i i couldn't have an orgasm because it was whatever but the second time was better and there's a nervousness am i going to be able to watch or see my mate with somebody else that's true um am i going to perform right with this other person in front of my mate and if i have too much fun is my mate going to get upset well here's one we were with um another girl and she had her tongue pierced if you remember she was blowing you and you came pretty quick i thought for sure you're gonna drag me out and be like come on don you're getting that tongue pierced right now it was nice okay it's cool it was really cool i thought that was funny but yeah no i was different yeah it was good yeah absolutely i've had you give phenomenal blowjobs and i'm not getting my tongue pierced i didn't ask you to i don't want to break my teeth I have nothing against it.

No, no, that's fine. I have nothing against it.

absolutely i mean i've had you give phenomenal blowjobs and i'm not getting my tongue pierced i didn't ask you to i don't want to break my teeth i have nothing against nothing about that i just don't i don't need that but um but there's been a few women that have given phenomenal there's been some that not so good right but um you know so but that's one of the things so for this gentleman i think it's going to be interesting for him one he's going to be fucking a married woman in front of her husband while he videotapes so but get him here before and we'll hang out yeah i told him we'll talk first it's not going to be like come on how you doing let's let's have sex yeah you to just like get here and like quick sit on his face i mean i mean you might but yeah um no i thought you know a nice icebreaker would be to take some sexy but not too sexy pictures of he and i together something that he can use to promote himself on like instagram friendly just like i'm there in the picture but not i mean like he's wearing a tie and i'm pulling on the tie all he sees my hand you know something like that something that implies like asexuality you have to yeah you have to make it very subtle very subtle i mean instagram is we'll rip that shit right down put up on twitter you know i mean all those things can go up on twitter twitter will take a bunch of different and i think that's a great way to get us together so we can give us some kind of a conversation and interaction.

Warming up. And a warming up, exactly. So that's always kind of fun and he'll have something that he can actually use to promote himself which is always good. Sure. Yeah, because he's going to have his own profile. And he's doing his own thing. Yeah. So I think it's going to be fun. And he, you know, he reached out to me. Taking him under your wing, so to speak. Yeah, I mean. Take him under your thigh. Under my thigh. Under my breast. He's probably a lot taller. Between your breasts. Between my breasts. Whatever. Yeah, we'll stop there. Yeah, exactly.

But yeah, no, I'm looking forward to meeting him oh good um you know seeing you know see if we can help him uh grow i'm sure i'll be able to do that i said i said i will be able to help him in the physical i'll help him in the physical, I'll help him in the marketing. I can't help the physical. Nope, nope. I'm sure he's fine with that. He better be, because there's not an option. Yeah, I know. I don't care what the video shows. Stop. I was in prison. It's not gay if you're in prison. It's prison. Gay for the stays, don't they say? Whatever.

So, but yeah, so that's going to be an interesting weekend. And you still have one other guy that got ill last Monday, so you don't know yet. He might be coming by this Monday. Well, we'll see. Yeah. We shall see. I'm going to reach out to him and see what's going on. And he was sick, so. Yeah, a little strep throat. Yeah. I don't need your throat, god damn it. Anyway. It would be a problem if I had strep throat because I would be sore and I couldn't do that. Hey, and also I want to put out there, in case anyone listens this far into the show, because we're at 50 minutes. Oh my.

If you are in the swinging lifestyle and are a couple or a woman and have any interest in doing a podcast like this one please reach out to us we'd love to have you join our network um we have you know fun we're doing roughly two shows a week and if you want to do a show or so a week we'd love to set you up with that doesn't cost you anything other than the equipment you would need to get to to do the show Thank you. hopefully two shows a week. And if you wanted to do a show or so a week, we'd love to set you up with that.

It doesn't cost you anything other than the equipment you would need to get to do the show. We'd just like to keep the, you know. The momentum going. The momentum, the fun, the titillation. How's that for a big word? I'm glad. I might have to drop my pants. I think you broke a sweat on that one. It wasn't too many syllables, so I'm okay. Titillation. Oh, there was three. That was three. That's a lot, man. I'm surprised. Okay, I thought it was the alcohol, but no, that was the word. That was the word. Let me have some more alcohol. Honest to God, he's not an alcoholic, I swear.

I'm not, but I'm trying. Give me a break. I can only drink so much. I'm a nag. I am. Drink more, damn it. So I'm drinking. Tonight's show is being brought to you. No, it's not. I'm drinking just for your knowledge. It's not being brought to you by, but I'm drinking Colin McGregor's Proper 12. It's a good Irish whiskey. It's relatively cheap, and it's fucking good. It is. I wouldn't know. You want to try some? Oh, sure. Okay, now this had ice in it from prior, so it's kind of slightly watered down. That's kind of nice, because sometimes you have an ice cream.

Ah, don't give me excuses, just drink the shit. It opens it up. Yes. It's good. You'll notice it's sweet, doesn't have a burn. Oh, it does have a nice... Yeah, Irish whiskey is a little sweeter. It has almost a floral kind of smell. Yes, it does. Oh, no. Yes, Irish whiskey is very good that way. It's got little sweet notes to it. Mm, that is kind of yummy. It even has kind of a floral taste to it. Yep. And it goes down the back end. You get those floral notes. It doesn't have any burn going down the throat. No, mm-mm. It's very tasty. Oh, that is pretty good.

Yeah, I drink Irish whiskey when I'm in the mood for something kind of like a dessert. No, you didn't like Irish. I didn't before I went to Ireland. Yeah, I know. As soon as he got to Ireland, he became my Irish boy until we did the DNA test and we found out he actually was Irish, which is so weird. I'm half Sicilian and I'm about... about, I don't know, I'm Irish and Scottish in northern England. Yeah, but we always thought you were just like German. German was my last name, yeah, but German was like one-tenth of one percent. Yeah, it was like weird, and like, you're actually more, oh.

So all of a sudden, between the Sicilian and the Irish and the Scottish and shit, the drinking and fighting comes real clear. It's like, oh. Oh, I understand now. Yeah, no, it's clear where that fucking comes from. That's pretty good. Yeah. And there's better ones. I mean, this is good. Oh, it... For the dollar figure, it's pretty goddamn good stuff. Yeah. Yeah, no. I like Irish whiskey now. I mean, I'd like, obviously, my collection back here, I like a lot of different bourbons and whiskeys and scotches. Yeah, but you weren't always that way until you went to Ireland.

You had an Irishman introduce. Nope, and I had to teach him how to drink that shit. Oh, yeah, that was a night. But anyway, story for another show. That is a story for many other shows. Yeah, I got kicked out of Ireland for drinking the Irish. Anyway anyway can't take you anywhere can i and you don't yeah i did take you to ireland that was the last time it was what seven years ago oh already yeah ireland just for those who if you've never been to ireland i suggest as soon as all this covid horse shit's over yeah go to Ireland. It's fucking incredible. Ireland is my favorite place.

The people, phenomenal. The island is incredible. The alcohol, awesome. It's even better. Guinness over there does taste better. It does. And the people are friendly. The island is incredible. Clean. We were there in October.

the green in ireland in in october was greener than any month of the year it was neon neon green just uh fucking incredible but uh yeah the people i mean you could walk around the cities and the people would you sit there excuse me um i'm trying to find oh not a problem you're gonna go down here and you're gonna it's like yeah it's like really and you know like we're outside philadelphia and you go into philly and you go hey man where the fuck you man get the fuck it's like okay no problem sorry to bug you pal you know actually now in philly sir can you tell me never mind oh i'm sorry let me give you two bowls back so anyway um stay Never mind.

Oh, sorry. Let me give you two bowls back. So anyway, state of the country. Anyway, but again, I want to thank everyone for listening for whatever reason that you choose to, but we're glad you do. Yes, we are.

And if you enjoy it, we hope you tell a friend or two or five um again because we have fun doing this and yeah our turn on with this is the fact that we see how many people are downloading the show and the growth is making us scratch our heads it makes us smile and we appreciate it and we have a lot of fun doing it that's for sure it's you know yeah she has a lot of fun doing other aspects too but this is i'll show you later this is this is actually the parts that i get to participate in and enjoy so um you know but uh anyway so i want to thank you again and i do too and this is donna lynn signing off and have a great night.