Planning for an Erotic Sunday!

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Speaker1: this program contains strong sexual content no one under the age of 18 is permitted to listen to or download the podcast in any manner the host guest and performers are all over the age of 18 rebroadcasting this podcast in any manner is strictly prohibited without the written consent of the owners of the hot wife podcast the commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its host or guest and does Does that reflect that of the owners of the Hot Wife Podcast. The commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its host or guest and does not reflect that of the opinion of the Hot Wife Podcast's owners, agents, or representatives. This podcast is not meant to be taken as professional advice. Hi, this is Donna Lynn and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast, where we discuss all the good, the bad, and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle. Hello, everybody. This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. I'm here with my wonderful husband. Yes, I you are okay oh here we go starting already i literally just walked in the door i drink i literally just walked in the door from work and you're already on me i wish yeah we've been having a whole different podcast no we won't be having be having a podcast at all, truthfully. It'd be a lot shorter. Can't talk, breathe, and swallow a bourbon. Okay, so tell me, what are you drinking tonight, my dear? Tonight, I am drinking Maker's Mark, but this is the French oak. Oh, yeah, you said it's pretty good. This is where it's aged in a second staging. It's aged in French oak staves. Okay. So these oak barrels, are they new? To be a bourbon, have to be new. Oh, they have to be new. But what they do after the initial aging process, they can put them in whatever they want. In this case, they put them in French oak staves or French oak barrels. Is the French oak also new?
Speaker2: I don't know. It doesn't have to be. You know, like there's something they call toast. You know, like there's some bourbons out there that are toasted. What they do is then they put them in a second barrel that is overly burnt to get more of a woody burnt flavor. There's bourbons that are finished in sherry casks there.
Speaker1: I've had them.
Speaker3: Cool. Good to know. Yeah. Works for me. It's a bourbon. It works for you. Well, not all bourbons do, but most bourbons are. Pretty broad spectrum. Mm-hmm. So, but yeah, we got another chick at the email up here. Okay.
Speaker4: So, we had gotten an email from Wayne, again.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: Let's see, Wayne's getting us some spunk loop.
Speaker2: Wayne's getting us some spunk loop? No, we're going to send Wayne some spunk glue.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker2: I was like, what? He sent a joke.
Speaker1: Oh, really?
Speaker3: Okay. Okay.
Speaker1: Can you do it any justice?
Speaker2: I'm going to try.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker1: There's a joke from Wayne. All right, here we go.
Speaker2: My wife and I were sitting on the couch, and I had control of the clicker. I was flicking back and forth between a fishing show and a porn channel. And I kept going back and forth and back and forth. My wife said to me, you leave it on the porn channel, you already know how to fish. That's pretty good. Yeah, I thought that was worth mentioning. That was a good one a good one so yeah i thought it was a great joke so but um zing you know one of the things we can talk about on the show and i didn't mention this in the description okay what's that but uh it's a question that wayne had posed to us also um about did your former career as an exotic dancer hamper your
Speaker1: pursuing a job after your career was over um well no because i didn't tell anybody until much later of my former career just said you worked in a bar i don't even think i even said that i think i just left it off the application well actually totally after you Thank you. of my former career i think you just said you worked in a bar i don't even think i even said that i think i just left it off the application well actually totally after you as you kind of finished you and i had started a 3d graphics business so we just kind of said it was that it was that because i literally was dancing up until one month before i started working corporate america yeah i'd taken a little bit of time off and you and i were doing the 3d stuff yeah but you know full-time working at the corporate america and still dancing no i was not i quit tried it a couple nope it was i quit in may and i started june 29th in corporate america i it was literally like one month one month no i No, I did not. I thought about it.
Speaker2: Now, the porn, they didn't know about it.
Speaker1: The porn, they did not.
Speaker2: And you were doing that while you were at corporate America.
Speaker3: Absolutely.
Speaker1: Swinging in the porn.
Speaker2: I think they'd frown more on the porn than the dancing.
Speaker3: Oh, yeah.
Speaker1: I think they'd definitely frown on that more. But no, I just didn't.
Speaker2: If companies really discriminate too much about the dancing, we wouldn't have that many nurses.
Speaker1: Yeah, exactly. Do you have any pretty nurses? I almost guarantee you, if you took all the pretty nurses into a hospital or a doctor's office and say, did you ever dance? They would probably go, well, that's kind of how I paid my way through nursing school. Yeah, that's what I did. Because almost three quarters of the fucking girls that danced back in the day when i was photographing with stuff were like yeah i'm going to school for a nursing degree it's like well the only reason why i picked it is i really like i said i really wanted physical therapy but it didn't fit into my curriculum i would i would have had to wait a year and a half to get into it i didn't have that i didn't want to wait a year and a half because i already take anatomy physiology one and two the microbiology all the core courses stop talking sexy and and i didn't want to wait and then forget all that and then jump into clinicals so i'm like okay well nursing's the core is all the same so i figured well if i got the rn or you know pursued that those core courses for nursing i could probably branch off and getting at that that medical background you can do a lot of things with it that's why a lot of people they'll get an rn or at least they'll get the the education of an rn and then they'll just you know tweak it as they go along but i didn't like it that much so the answer wayne's question is no hamper because hamper because i didn't you didn't tell them yeah they did find out later in fact you've been there a few years yeah and then they did find out well you told them um yeah i did tell them you didn't tell corporate you didn't tell you told the people you work i told the people i worked with because um work with because there's one guy who made kind of a joke. He got in trouble. I thought it was funny, but we had these, the wires that came down to hardwire all our computers together.
Speaker2: Came down from the ceiling and up to the conduit.
Speaker1: Yeah, and they wanted to put a piece of conduit down there. And he's like, hey, Donnie, you could be, like, getting around the pole and, like, swinging around it. And he got in so much trouble for that statement.
Speaker2: Well, it's corporate America.
Speaker5: You can't talk like that.
Speaker1: I thought it was hysterical. I was like, oh, that's a great idea.
Speaker2: One way of making gas money.
Speaker1: I'll see you next time. around the pole and like swinging around it and he got in so much trouble for that statement corporate america i thought it was hysterical i was like oh that's a great idea one way of making gas money yeah seriously and and uh yeah my manager used to you know joke with my dancing in fact she she had underneath her desk no lie six to eight pairs of shoes why would you have six to eight pairs of shoes under your desk at work i have no idea but there's one pair that were literally these six inch heels they were stripper heels they had the little um you know platform they were like um they were stripper heels they're stripper heels but they were a very subdued color they were almost like a skin tone but they were like i was, I was like, what are you going to start doing? You know, I was like, do you have a job on the side? I said, there's a stripper heel. You don't go right home after work, do you? Well, she had like all these shoes at her desk. And I was like, she never wore those shoes again. That's for sure. Because I was like, stripper heels. Do you have another job I don't know about? And knowing her, she never wore them in bed for her husband. That's for sure. Oh, hell no. Well, wearing shoes in bed sounds nice. It's just kind of clumsy, and they get in the way. It depends, I guess. I mean, you know. They slide off, and you know. I don't know. It's a cool idea, though. I just wear my socks. You just wear your socks? I know it turns you on. It does. Well, you know. i love a man who likes to keep his feet warm no i love a man who's like he doesn't want to reveal how many toes he has i keep his secret i put it out there and you know i know you only have heat i keep something you know keep keep me guessing something aloof half the fun of the sex the allure the mystery you know a little mystery in your love life. I might have ten toes. I might only have eight. You may never know. I could have nine. Oh, that's true. Yeah, you did have nine toes at one time. For a short time. But no, my dancing career never influenced my... Or never hampered either no i just kept my mouth shut about it you know that's what you got to do but yet they don't know about the porn career nope no swinging or swinging no no no except for that one uh my he had already been fired from my job at corporate america but he did find me on anything but i think i think that's hysterical yeah i love that i've you got to figure in a big corporation okay you were in a over a thousand people company okay yeah yeah chances are somebody is going to potentially find you on only fans or on a swinger website, you know, if you're there and you're prominent and like our profile on the swinger site we on, we're on, um, gets a lot of traffic because of the photographs and stuff that I've done with you. Um, you know, we're always getting comments and stuff. Right. Um, you know with social media and stuff today so yeah you know you put i mean even if it's not like nudes or anything well you can't do that like on instagram but if you put up sexy type pictures someone's gonna find you uh more than like if you do if you do hashtags and stuff if you just post pictures of you and your kid no hashtags or stuff like that you know chances are no one's going to find you or if you don't have you start putting up you know hashtags that are you know milf or whatever right chances are somebody you know is searching on that hashtag especially you have a link back to a facebook page or something like that it just gets broadcast oh i just thought of something about the dancing thing how they might have found out i was driving to work one morning and a local radio station was talking about the bar one of the bars i used to work at and i called in and i got on the air and i was like talking about the old bar i used to work with and how what it was like it was you know one of the sure local clubs so when i got into work this one guy came up to me he's donna you're such a little minx i'm like what are you talking about he goes i heard you on the name the radio station i heard you on the radio station talking about that bar you used to work at and i was like oh all righty then so cats out of the bag because oh you little minks the stripper bar wasn't a sex club yeah
Speaker2: it was a stripper bar yeah it wasn't like they're talking about house parties and you called in and said oh at this house party there's four different guys that's true you know then all of a sudden someone goes in hey i heard you on the radio station talking about you know you and vince went to a house party over the weekend we're fucking four different guys and well vince
Speaker1: Thank you. But then all of a sudden someone goes in, hey, I heard you on the radio station talking about you and Vince went to a house party over the weekend. We're fucking four different guys. Well, Vince wasn't, but I was. Vince was with six women. Vince has own problems. Yeah, but, I mean, in corporate America that many years ago, their heads would have exploded. Oh, still, there's still that level of people just, you know, I think more people have the fantasy than would even ever try to pull the trigger. Oh, yeah, same as swinging. I think there's probably more people, I mean, more and more people are getting into the lifestyle. Sure, absolutely. But I think more people have the fantasy, and again, we've talked about this, you know like steven talked about you know how you know he kind of is in the lifestyle but it's significant other isn't right no interest it doesn't know he is um and other people we know you know my good friend you know he would love to be in the lifestyle his wife is nowhere near interested yeah and i you see that most on most sides it's the man wants to be in the lifestyle the woman doesn't in most cases that we've experienced and we've you know seen it's the guy's like yeah i think the woman has we might be changing the whole topic of the show here
Speaker2: i think the woman has so much more to gain swinging is so much more i'll use the term lucrative i don't mean in a financial way it's so much more lucrative for a woman
Speaker1: We'll be right back. has so much more to gain swinging is so much more i'll use the term lucrative i don't mean in a financial way it's so much more lucrative for a woman there's more men that want to have sex with women than there are women who have sex women have more to choose from yeah more men availability women are far pickier who they want to sleep with right so as a man you know um you know and and again in an evening a lot of guys can't uh manage to satisfy more than one woman a woman can keep going you know you don't have to be erect or anything oh exactly yeah like you know yeah there's a men it seems to be like once not all men but once they come the party's over so i noticed that the party's like they'll they're only play for a little bit and then like okay move on move on yeah well, for me, you know, I've said it before,
Speaker2: I don't have intercourse with any of them. I'm just giving them all oral. And I found it interesting last night I was talking with the host.
Speaker3: Right.
Speaker2: We were chatting on the phone about this weekend, which is what the topic of the show is really about. But he's like, because he hasn't been around when I've played with his wife.
Speaker3: Oh.
Speaker1: He's always upstairs either being a host of the party or hosting someone in his bedroom. Right, exactly. And, you know, he was saying, he says, I don't know what you do to my wife. He says, you must have a magical cock. He says, all she does is anytime I bring you guys up or whatever, or she brings you up all the time, she's like, she goes, he says, her eyes just twinkle. She kind of purrs like a cat when I mention your name. He says, you show up, she just beams. I said, well, you know, I said, in all honesty, I've never fucked your wife yet. He goes, you're kidding me. I said, no. He says, the way she talks, it sounds like you've fucked her six ways this Sunday and made her come so many times. I said, I've made her come a bunch, apparently, according to her. I said, but it's all been through my tongue and my fingers and stuff. He's like, holy fuck. He says, you're kidding me. I said, no. I said, ask her. She'll tell you. And her she'll tell you you know i said i said no it's all been you know i said all the women there i said they're always when i get done giving them oral they're too exhausted to even want to fuck me oh my god well you're like helping him up the steps he just ruined it for yourself and you gotta save a little that's okay yeah you know it's in all honesty the way my back has been for the last so many months it's you know even just laying there doing them i'm in a lot of pain at the end of the night so but hopefully we're getting that fixed soon so you back but anyway so we'll get back to the topic now okay topic for tonight is for tonight is reached to talking to, to the host last night. Right. Um, we can say his name, Bob, he was on the podcast. Oh, I know. There's only three Bobs in the world, so they'll have to figure it out. This one spells his name backwards. Oh, so he, he spells it B O B instead of B O B. Yeah, exactly. Oh man. See, you just came to it. So that's how you can tell which one I'm talking about. Yeah, I know. So, you know, I reached out to him and said, hey, how about if this weekend we come up and we hang out and we shoot some video and maybe do a podcast and all that. He's like, yes, that'd be great. That'd be awesome. So, we're going to go up there. Sounds like fun. Hopefully. Because he mentioned, and I had to correct him, he had mentioned, he says, you know, I haven't fucked Donna yet. Now, you've blown him a few times. Yes, I have. Okay. And I said, Bob, you have fucked Donna. You didn't get to fuck her a whole lot, but you did fuck her. He goes, when? I said, her birthday party, when she was blindfolded. He goes, you're right. He says, yeah, it was just a very short time. I said, yeah, because everybody was, you know. Taking their turns. Yeah, jockeying for position and stuff. So he's like, he says, you don't know how bad I want to fuck her. I said, no, you've made it quite clear. But every time at the parties, I'm walking around and I don't see him, so I don't see him. Yeah he's yeah he gets preoccupied so he's got so many women to choose from um but so but before that before we head up there on sunday you also have another little event to do yes i've been doing a um with a gentleman originally he was in ohio then moved to kansas but we've been doing this uh this web he's not local he's not local at all we've been doing this webcam over the last two months he's been local right he's had his work brought him closer to like uh you know new jersey and whatever so closer to our area yeah so he drives up here we have some tough fun so you actually got to fuck this guy twice fuck the fan an actual a actual fan. But we've been doing the webcam, video chats and that kind of stuff for, oh, God, months, a year, maybe a year, I guess. Like every month we'll do one. So first you're going to do a little webcam. Webcam with him, and, you know, you please yourself for him. Yep, yep. And then we'll go up to Bob's. Who knows what's going to happen to you?
Speaker2: Well, see, that's the part I want to talk about.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker2: So when we go up to Bob's, no, it's the B-O-B.
Speaker1: Oh, the B-O-B.
Speaker2: Not the B-O-B one.
Speaker3: Okay. Right.
Speaker2: I don't want you to think we're going to the other Bob's house.
Speaker1: Right, exactly.
Speaker2: So we have options.
Speaker3: Thank you. Oh, the B-O-B. Not the B-O-B one. Right. I don't want you to think we're going to the other Bob's house. Right, exactly. So we have options. I know, I know. Okay. So I'm curious. Let's explore that. What do you think you want to do? We have, you know, obviously there's multiple scenarios. You could be doing Bob, his wife, in a vanilla sex. You could be doing Bob in a vanilla sex. You could be doing Bob and his wife in some S&M sex. Or you could be doing Bob in some S&M sex. I think it would be fun to, I'd be careful because some, depends on what, I think it would be really erotic to do Bob and his wife in a BDSM or power exchange scenario. However, you have to be really careful with what sites I post them on. One site, you can't be restrained. You can't be blah, boring. They just want straight sex. But I think it would be just something different. Well, I think what you need to do is – you need to shoot, and you do, more importantly think what you need to do is we need to shoot and you do more importantly what you want to do and if we can't post it on one or two sites we don't post it there right then we just tell people hey if you want to see something really hot go over there yep exactly but again i think you know yeah i definitely want to do more bvsm kind of like what they did at my party isish. Okay. But I won't be blind for it. I'll have more interaction. Because at my party, I was just there for people to do whatever they wanted to do to me. I was kind of passive. It was there about all your pleasure. It wasn't really about their pleasure. Exactly. And I like to be more engaged and interactive instead of just being a passive, you know, participant.
Speaker1: You know, it depends on what, you know. Yeah, give me my spanking bench.
Speaker2: If we're going to do the BBS thing.
Speaker1: Yeah, you know, getting paddled on a spanking bench when I'm blowing Bob and have his wife spank me. And then, you know, maybe while he's fucking her, I could be licking his balls.
Speaker2: You don't want to be blindfolded for it?
Speaker1: No, not this time. No, I think I'm going to save the blindfold for the party. Okay. The next party in December. And then I'm just going to be like a free-use toy, and people can just come by and do whatever they want to do to me. It might be kind of fun. Yeah, okay. You know, so I won't know. But if I know Bob, we're going to bring the podcast equipment and do a podcast, and I would not be surprised if there's some playing going on during the podcast i wouldn't be a bit surprised either so we'll we'll play first then do the podcast sure because that makes sense and then you could talk about what you just did and i think it'll be you know a lot more interesting to the you know talk about you know the fun that we had you're leaning towards the bdsm thing yeah or power exchange sure whatever but we'll just because it's something bd something because most people yeah exactly yeah because i don't i don't have anything like that up on any of my platforms it's just been vanilla because most most guys most of the play time you get regardless isn't that because i'm not going to do it no exactly um okay so you get to get your feet flogged yeah or whatever my feet flog whatever. My feet flogged or whatever. You like your feet flogged. I love my feet flogged. I can't say that. That's five times strung fast. I had no idea that was a little turn on for me until he started flogging my feet. Now you know. Now I know. Oh, I do like having my feet played with. Yeah, you like rubbed rubbed and you know massaged and i'll do that sometimes i'm looking your pussy i'll rub your feet well yeah yep yep good to have long arms good thing when you have short legs yeah well we have a little bit of bed you have long arms i have short legs so it works out yeah but yeah i i uh i guess because my feet don't get a lot of attention so if somebody gives them attention it's like oh and i'm not ticklish so it's if you could just see what she did in the chair just kind of like just like melted you know i became a glob yeah i love that that's why i even those um you know those little balls have little ripply things on you can rub them on your feet and stuff this but it's like massage balls okay they have a little handle on them sometimes all right yeah yeah i i would love to have like rub them like over my feet or i like that sensation because i'm not ticklish so it doesn I think it feels good. When people, oh, like when you get a pedicure done, sometimes they'll rub your feet. Yeah. I should. I could discount that. I've got eight feet, eight toes. Yeah, you would have been 20% off. And it's the bigger toenails, too, so I should really get a discount. No, the other one's just roll over the ears, and they're done. I mean, they can sneeze and mine are done. Yeah, well, you don't like having, even when you had a tentative, you don't, nope, nope, you're ticklish. Is it ticklish because you don't, or is it just feels weird? It's ticklish, yeah. See, I'm not ticklish. I don't know, I don't feel there's a need for anyone to touch my feet. Oh, it's such a great feeling. It's a shame. Yeah. I think it feels really good. Again, now a nice back rub. Oh, yeah, absolutely. I'm not talking about the deep tissue stuff that kills you. That's all I'm talking about. Now I'm talking about something not quite that deep because that's just darn painful those deep tissue ones man they're in the borderline you know i'm i'm torture i'm like i'll tell you whatever you want just get your hands i shot kennedy i swear just get you i was three years old at the time but i shot i shot him again to these trigger points and stuff i'm like oh god my eyes cross and it's like that's it's good afterwards but man while they're doing it it hurts that deep tissue is just brutal but i love having my feet massaged i think it feels really good i like it when they you know rub my toes i know like between my toes very anxious to play with you oh well and you know like i when they, you know, rub my toes. Well, I know Bob is very anxious to play with you. Oh, well. And, you know, like I had mentioned, you know, there's that other girl who was on the podcast with us. And I said, hey, if you want to invite her over. He goes, no. He says, I just want to have some time with Donna. He says, I don't want. So I get to play with the other girl more often. Right, right. Joanne. Right. He says, I don't want to. You know, he says nothing against against joanne he says i i want some time with donna oh oh that's fine so we can do that yeah so he's going to get the the full treatment so yeah i think it'll be fun to do some things down there in their little playroom yeah yeah i might even try to do some erotic stills. See if I can add some artwork to his walls. Interesting. Yeah. So we'll see. But again, we have to, can't be, it's a school night, so. Yeah. I can't be out all night, but, you know, it'll be the afternoon. So I figure by, you know. Yeah. My evening we'll be packing up. But we have to be home by like, we have to leave there by 6 or so. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. That makes sense. That's enough hours. You can't accomplish sex in six hours. Well, you know, there's also driving time and, you know, chatting time. Oh, sure. You know. Yeah, there's time for Vince to set up the video equipment and there's time for Vince to set up the podcast equipment. There's time for Vince to tear down the video equipment. Well, you're just going to use the gimbal, right? You're not, you're just going to use the gimbal to get around the table. Yeah, but I still got to set it all up. Yeah. You know, I got to check all the batteries. I got to, you know, make sure it runs. With the lighting, I have to do test settings. Then I got to get out the video, all the podcast equipment. The podcast. Set it up, run all the wires, make everything's connected connected make sure everything's recording right get everyone set up and then you know and you guys just show up and look pretty yeah when we went to the house party we're doing the podcast you know you and steven like oh we'll help you set up you disappeared down there with the hostess yeah you disappeared we had no way i didn't see you come up well because you were down there was a guyess. You disappeared. But I came back up. I didn't see you come up.
Speaker2: It's because you were down there with a guy.
Speaker1: Shame on you.
Speaker2: Yeah, I carried all the back. My back was really hurting that day. I carried everything down the steps, set everything up. And then you were on the podcast. There was no excuse for that. You were on the podcast.
Speaker1: When I came there, I said, what can I do? And you're like, oh, I'll have it down. I'm like, all right. I was already kind of pissed off. It's like, Stephen said he was going to help, too. Yes, I know you're listening, Stephen. So then I tore it all down. Well, I will help you, but I need to know what to do. So you have to be. We'll figure it out. You have to direct me. So, you know, what are you looking forward to doing with Bob that you haven't done yet in a BDSM world, I guess? I told people in the description that, you know, send us what you want, you know, but I think you've already decided you wanted to do the BDSM thing. Sure. You know, some nice flogging, of course, spanking to some degree, hair pulling, you know that that kind of stuff uh being dominated a little bit it would be kind of fun i think from him okay some people have dominated me and it was not a good experience but i think he knows like how much he can he knows my boundaries so that's important you know and yeah I think if we get you know his wife and Bob too it could be a little you know we could both tag team Bob and then you know mix and match and tag team me we could tag team her everything would be fun okay what are your thoughts? no? no thoughts? I just I don't I mean it's all gonna be fun there's no choice about that yeah even without the BDSM you know I'm not talking I'm not talking about being on the Sadie Andrews cross and all that stuff just a little late flogging a little bit of spanking I don't really you know yeah being dominated a little bit I think be fun whatever yeah that's not my interpretation of fun. But, yeah, I get it. Oh, you've been dominant in certain situations. Don't tell me you haven't. I know. I don't want to be flogged is what I'm saying. Oh, no. Flogging wouldn't be good. Not for me. And then, of course, there's no hair on your head to really pull. So, that's another issue. Okay. You have your hair short, too short to pull. I shouldn't say you don't have any hair. You just don't have any hair to pull. That's okay. You'll be pulling your back hair. You don't even have any back hair. I can't even pull that. You have no leg hair. Nope. Not that I shave. It just... Yeah, it just doesn't grow. The jeans wear it off. Oh, something. It's like smooth. I'm like, how come your legs are silky smooth and mine are like, you know, nubbly. I'm an overly hairy person. No, but yet your brother is. My brother got my hair and other people. He's like borderline sash squad. It's like. But yeah, no, it's. I think it'd be fun i think you know bob gonna get the animal treatment oh oh heck yeah i've got to make sure i prepare for that don't let me forget because sometimes i get distracted remind you for that well i forget sometimes you know you get all into like i gotta get my makeup done and get this outfit and that and then they just forget like oh i didn't prep oops now is it better to prep when you're up there or prep when you're home oh it's better when i prep when i'm home i'm just asking i don't know like what's the time difference there oh i'm not gonna yeah it's not gonna get that bad i don't know i don't want to i don't want to be doing an enema in somebody's bathroom i mean just't think that would be tasteful. Just my opinion. Better than shitting on the bed. Okay. Since you put it that way, yes, it would be better than shitting on the bed. Actually, I was browsing some videos the other day. What's that? The guy was an audition video, and he talks this girl into doing an anal, and he's fucking her ass. And right before, like, he pulls out, they put a warning up, you know, it's like, this video could be disturbing to people. As he pulls out, it was, I'm just going to use the words, it was messy. It was messy. Okay. Yeah. So it's like, see, that's why you shouldn't do it to someone who hasn't prepped i would never never do anal unless i've been prepped prepped yeah i call it the prep well you want everything to be cleaned out sure you want the maybe you don't uh yeah you don't absolutely i'm just saying some people might not i'm just saying i don't know i'm not judging disgusting yeah yeah um i don't know. I'm not judging. Disgusting pigs. Yeah, I'm not.
Speaker2: I don't find that pleasant.
Speaker3: You know where she kisses, you know?
Speaker1: I'm just saying.
Speaker3: So, again, we have two tubes of spunk goop going out.
Speaker1: Okay.
Speaker3: Of the natural. Of the new natural stuff, okay?
Speaker2: Organic. To Thomas, who's one of the friends we met at the party.
Speaker3: Oh, yes. And to Wayne. Oh, yes. Okay, I'm waiting for spunk loop to get me those um once they come in they're going out to you guys um so we still have three tubes left so uh if you know if you don't want to send us your address then go to spunk loop.com pardon me and uh go you, pardon me, burping. Go to the products, buy what you want, get to the end where you check out. Make sure you put hot wife, all one word, in the discount code, and you'll receive 10% off your order. Or you can go to our website, click on the link, the spunkloob link there, the the banner and that'll take you to the site and automatically apply the discount code so but uh if you email us at hot wife podcast at gmail.com send us your name and address we have three more tubes that we can send out as free samples for you so uh let us know if you want that sounds good i really like that stuff yeah well you'll get to use it saturday yeah i'm definitely sunday i mean yeah i'm definitely gonna take some up with me and yeah yeah so um yeah you might gonna need to bring some to the next house party they've already i checked the list i think there's already they take 12 couples we're already at 10 and they just posted it this week oh my oh my goodness oh my oh holy cow well you never know i mean by the time it rolls around some people fall off things come up yeah yeah but um yeah so it should be fun so and again if you want to see where donna is what she's doing you can go to hotwifedonnalyn.com and i'm i've been posting videos and pictures just about every other day every day so yep yep lots of stuff going on there so um i got a surprise it's coming in the mail she'll be here i'm gonna guess early this week do you remember that one toy that jay showed us that purple one it's got the the stimulator. I ordered that for you. Did you really? It's going to be here soon. Oh, that'd be fun. So we'll have to do a little product review. Oh, see, that's worth doing a product review on. Yeah, that one's got, it's got a finger back in the middle of the vibrator. It bounces up and down pretty hard. It looks like a rabbit. It's a G-spot stimulator. Right. And then it's got like a rabbit part that vibrates too. So, yeah, it's going to hit all your go-go buttons. I think so. Yeah, that just looked pretty cool. That looked really, really cool. Yeah, so I ordered it for you. Oh, nice. That should be in, like I said, it's got the thing that's shipped today. And it's only coming from New Jersey. Oh. So we should have it, I'm just saying, no later than Wednesday. Yeah, that'd be interesting. As fast as USPS could get it here. Oh, that's fine. Yeah. Exciting. That's fun. Hey, maybe I should, I wonder if I should wear my, the butt plug to the shoot up there on Sunday.
Speaker1: Get ready?
Speaker3: Well, I don't need to get ready. That one's not that big. Oh, it does.
Speaker5: It's the fact that it vibrates. Oh, that one.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker2: You have a bunch of butt plugs. It should be more specific.
Speaker3: Which butt plug? Oh, yeah.
Speaker1: The one that has a light in it. It might be kind of fun to shoot something with that one. We've never done anything with it.
Speaker3: No.
Speaker1: It might be kind of fun.
Speaker2: Give him the controller.
Speaker3: Oh, yeah. That might be kind of fun give him the controller oh yeah oh that'd be might be fun sure that's what it's meant for fun it's not meant to show people you're backing up or whatever you're stopping stopping that would be funny i think a butt plug it turns white when you're backing up it's ready to stop you know has little turn signals hey you know it's a whole new product i i like to be safe when i'm doing anal okay i want to be safe make sure he's all obey all traffic just think if the butt plug had like commands on it for like fucking like okay faster it lights up faster this is like unless they're behind you they won't be able to see it what yeah well i'm saying it had to be like fucking doggy style right they would have to be or something i don't know have have like tones like music the fuck by you know like have different rhythms. Like you like your workout music. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I wonder though, since it's like in your butt, I wonder if you'd be able to hear it that clearly. You just open your mouth and the sound. Hey, wait, we might be onto something here. A whole new product. Wait a minute. We can't be talking. We have the copyright. Don't try stealing it.
Speaker1: Don't try.
Speaker3: No, it won't be a copyright. It'll be a... Trademark.
Speaker1: Trademark, yeah.
Speaker3: Patent.
Speaker1: Patent, that's what it would be.
Speaker3: Quick.
Speaker2: Let's pretend we're smart enough to figure out how to make something like that, okay? Can't even come up with a good idea.
Speaker5: Oh, shit.
Speaker2: But anyway. So just so people know, too, I did close our Patreon account.
Speaker1: Oh, you did close it?
Speaker2: Yeah, I closed it.
Speaker3: Thank you. good idea oh shit but uh anyway so uh just what people know too i did close our patreon account oh you did close it yeah i closed it there's there was a few of you right and we appreciate that and it's just it's like you know it was getting to be too much to handle that and and this one and this uh we're just gonna just do one one of the other focus on that and you know hopefully you know you guys just you know appreciate what we do they're still on our website place if you wanted to throw us a couple bucks to buy me a bottle of bourbon you can so i mean jay actually bought your bottle so that was nice very nice bottle yeah i'm still drinking that one oh you did open it oh yeah i look at you oh yeah okay all right it's not for collecting bourbon is not for collecting i like the the woman at the liquor store said to me when i bought like when steve showed up i bought like five or six bottles she goes wow you have a nice selection here you collect her i said no i'm a drinker a drinker so i have about 70 bottles she goes are they all open i said most are pretty much i had to try all of them. You have duplicates in that bit. Yeah, no, yes. So the duplicates go under, so when you're done with one. I don't have a lot of duplicates. I have a couple. A couple of duplicates. Most of what I have are singles. Well, each bourbon's different. It's like, you know, what are you in the mood for? Do you want something sweet? Do you want something more, you know, smoky? Well, I have scotches, I have Japanese whiskey, I have Irish whiskey. So all those things play into it. Yeah. And I think Thomas asked, I think he was one that said, do you drink whiskeys or just bourbons? Well, it depends on how you want to define it. I am not like a Canadian whiskey drinker. Right. I am a bourbon drinker. Like I don't really like Jack Daniels. Jack Daniels is a whiskey. It's not a bourbon. Right. I don't, I don't not like it for that reason. I just don't enjoy the flavor. I don't think it's got a great taste to it. Personally. I have a lot of Irish whiskeys. So there a whiskey. Like I said, Irish, sorry, Japanese whiskey is actually scotch. But because it wasn't made in Scotland, it's considered a whiskey. Right, right. So then I have scotches. I have a lot of different scotches that are from different regions, and they all have different signatures and flavors. Yep, I'm not a. You don't have to be. It's more for me. I've tried. Yes, you have. I have tried. Give me credit. Ben Pitch and I was like... Dirty socks. Dirty socks. I'm sorry. All right, more for me. Yeah, it's more for you. I tried, though. I don't like your coconut rum. It's like your coconut rum. It's like suntan lotion. It's suntan lotion. It's great in the summer. If I'm looking suntan lotion off your pussy or tits, then it's fine.
Speaker1: That's why that taste is good.
Speaker3: Other than that, no.
Speaker2: No pina colada horseshit for me.
Speaker1: I like it in the summer.
Speaker3: No, I don't like it in the summer.
Speaker1: I like coconut.
Speaker3: I like rum.
Speaker1: I want them together. Oh, okay.
Speaker3: Everybody's different. It's a personal taste. Yep. So anyway, I want to say thank you. Look for our show. We'll put it out after the thing. We'll record that Sunday. I'll post it Sunday night so you'll get it Monday. You're ambitious. Well, I like to make sure something doesn't happen to it in transit. Yeah, get it up, get it all right that makes sense yeah so anyway so i want to thank you all again please email us we enjoy getting hearing feedback from everybody uh good bad indifferent luckily so far it's all been pretty good yeah and you can tell we actually do respond to you because we're talking about you right here so we'll talk about your or and or will email you. Yep. Or both. Sometimes both, yeah. Might not always be the quickest response, but we get to you. But again, Tyrone, we haven't heard from him. I did hear from Stephen the other day. Stephen said, Tyrone, you can kiss his ass. He's number one. He says, you can battle it out for number two with everybody else so but that was funny in my book you're all number one there you go there you go anybody who listens to us and puts up with us yeah you're you're number one does so uh encourage everyone be safe have a great day and the start of well tomorrow's friday or today will be friday because You're going to hear this on Friday. Exactly safe. Have a great day. And the start of, well, tomorrow's Friday. Or today will be Friday because you're going to hear this on Friday. Exactly. So have a great weekend. All right, everybody. I'll be having a great weekend, that's for sure. Good night, everybody. We'll see you next time.