Pissed-off

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Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. Well, hello, everybody.

This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot W podcast i'm here with my i think more pissed off beyond pissed off this is gonna be the show of shows i'll tell you what but it's gonna be something that uh it's gonna be one of those motherfucking days yep i said it i'm out there with it it's like do you really think we should do this today yeah i gotta air some shit the fuck out oh man watch out guys i'm drinking fucking wild turkey 101 i haven't had a cigar today oh he's so irritable fucking right god damn it so let's start off with the most obvious the fucking elephant in the fucking room and this elephant must have a short fucking trunk.

I have no idea what you're talking about. Okay, yes, I do. Some guy reached out to us on the One Swinger site, okay? And we've talked about ghosting before. Oh, yes. So if you haven't, don't know anything about ghosting, check out some of my previous shows. But this dude was like all fucking hot and bothered to come over.

a hour man it was a great conversation awesome conversation i was really looking forward and we have a friend a female friend who um she's dabbling she's dabbling on getting into swinger there's something uh that uh again you and i've talked i think she's got a lot to contribute to the show. We might actually see if she wants to be part of the show. That would be great. She's a novice, we'll call it that. But anyway, so this dude, good-looking dude, according to the pictures, if they were him. True. If they were him. You don't know in these fucking sites. You don't know.

We talked to this fucking dude for over an hour cool good cool dude yeah really cool okay and it's like dude you're gonna get to be the minimum get to be with donna and if best case scenario you're gonna get to be both of them chances are i would put this at like a 99 percentile that you get to be with both these beautiful women yeah yeah okay and he doesn't call doesn't text saying hey i'm not showing the fuck up stands us to fuck up yep that's crazy what guy would do that let me ask you out there what guy would do that in we talked to him eight o'clock last night yes okay it's 2 30 today yeah so a little over 12 hours ago okay so it's like okay if you say if you couldn't make it or all of a sudden you're like i don't really want to be a video man be a fucking man stand the fuck up and sit there and go hey listen i'm not comfortable i can't make it hey my second thought you know i'm really gay or whatever the fuck's going on you know if you just you know it's like oh i really don't want to be with two women that would be horrible i'm looking for a fat obese i really don't want to be a two beautiful women that will make me come tons of cum um yeah you know it's like i really am not into beautiful sexy women with great bodies i understand that okay but but don't fucking talk to fucking talk if you can't walk the fucking walk i agree you know this limp dick motherfucker you know you ronnie you snap burn i felt that one all the way yeah well i'm not saying what his last name because i don't know his last name if i knew it i'd probably utter it i'm not telling you his website he's on or what his profile name is but ronnie if you're Let's get started.

last name because i don't know his last name if i knew it i'd probably utter it i'm not telling you this what website he's on or what his profile name is but ronnie if you're listening you you show up my house i'm gonna rip your head off i'm gonna skull your eyes and then then i'm gonna down your neck and i'm not a mean person posted this is not this is This is getting posted. Fuck you, Ronnie. You piece of shit. There's so many other guys. Well, and all those motherfuckers, same thing. You know, this motherfucker owns a business.

So again, like the example I told you, if he had someone who came to his business and made an appointment to see him, and like, oh, I'm going to come and I want to talk about what I want you to do. In the meantime, someone else called and said, hey, I want to come see you at this time. He's like, oh, I got an appointment. We'll schedule you for before. Well, now the guy originally, the guy who booked the appointment doesn't show up, but the other guy went to another appointment and went with that company and fucked you over. Wouldn't you be pissed off? Fuck you, Ronnie. Did I say this before?

Oh, my God. Wow, okay. Jesus, I didn't think you'd be going. Hang on, let me go back to the happy place, bourbon. Yeah, so we got everything all set up in the bedroom, reorganized everything. We're figuring on the girl participating, and she's a squirter. We went out and got rubber sheets. We changed the sheets. Well, a bottom sheet, not sheets. Yeah. Sheet. Sheet. Well, rubber, but it's rubber. But she still may come by this afternoon. Yeah. She might not have time to do the podcast, but she might, you know, we'll record another podcast with her, hopefully. Oh, that'd be great.

That would really be great. Yeah. At least we can depend on her. You know, if she's running late, there's family issues. She called and explained what's going on. She has a unique situation. Well, I can't, but she calls. Yeah, yeah, that's cool. That's a mature person. Yep, just like not showing up. So my question, why would someone join a swinger website, which you pay money for? They're not free. They have free memberships, but you can't do a fucking thing. So join a website. Spend this fucking money. Yeah. Reach out to people. Spend time talking to them. Yeah. Only not to show up.

They told you, show the fuck up. You're going to get fucking laid. And by two gorgeous women. My mouth is open. I don't know how to respond to that. I don't know. You just decide you just don't want to do it. You just don't want to do it. I'm sorry. And if I offended someone, fuck you. Anyway. He's in the mood, people. He is in the mood. I don't care. I'm six foot 250. I'll fuck you up. I might not win the battle, but you know I was there. Oh, stop. Oh, my God, stop. It's just not worth getting upset about. Well, I'm venting so I don't kill. Oh, I see. The voices in my head tell me to kill.

Oh, the voices in your head. I'm tired of filling the backyard with bodies. He's so full of shit. I have an allergic reaction to all the Lyme. You know? Okay. All those voices I hear in the middle of the night. Oh, God, just stop it. He's not that way, really. He's just a fucking idiot. I don't know what the answer is. Thanks for coming for me. I know. I don't know what the answer is. In case the authorities are listening. Yeah, just in case. Anyway, so... I don't understand why you do that. I got that out. I'm done now. I'm better. I'm better. I just don't know why people do that.

Better than what? I don't know, but I'm better. Okay, so... Hey, so this week you have some videos Thank you. I'm done now. I'm better. I'm better. I just don't know why people do that. Better than what? I don't know, but I'm better. Okay. So, hey, so this week you have some videos coming out. Yes, with one we shot with a BBC actually a couple weeks ago. No. Hang on. Hang on. No. You don't think he's a BBC? No. Okay. He's a black gentleman. He's not like overly big.

You've dealt with plenty of white guys that you don't go with uh bwcs i have he's you don't use that term yes well not you don't use that term in when i write my descriptions i do do you okay i don't read them i don't i don't you know you don't read it doesn't have a fucking clue what i do but that's okay yes well yeah remember porn brown that was really ironic i just said bump there Well, yeah. Remember Porn Brown? Yeah, Porn Brown. That's what you did. Whoa, hey, whoa. That was really ironic. I just bumped there. But so, no. No, I mean, nothing against him. He's a great guy.

He's got a nice-sized cock. It's above average, not drastically. I just put him into a BBC category. Well, okay, well. It think that's wrong. I do. I think that's wrong. I think people have an idea, if you say BBC, it's going to be like nine plus inches. I think BBC has to be black, obviously. It has to be above nine inches.

Anything below nine inches is, I'm going to put that in the average category not for me i'm in the below average category i'm in the fucking need some serious abc yeah what's that average black cock okay well we're average i would just say ac just an average cock it doesn't matter what color it is does it matter what color it is no okay well it just gives you more description so you've been abc not a bbc whatever i think we just I think it's really important. Hey, you know, if I can give somebody a little bit, you know, extra... Fluff? You know, a little bit more of a compliment. Okay.

Just because he got hit in my ass does not mean he has a small dick. No, no, I'm not saying he's got a small dick by any stretch. I'd be jealous. I wish I had his dick. Yeah. But the thing I will give him, regardless of his color, he's a great guy. Right. And he knows how to... Please women. Sure. Yeah. He's very... He knows he eats your pussy well. Oh, God, yeah. He's good. I always come that way. He kisses you well.

Oh, very passionate it's he's it's you enjoy his company yeah and um i i don't want to use that term it's almost like he's making love to you but not without the emotions yeah without making love to you without the emotions okay you get the whole like boyfriend experience like a passionate boyfriend experience not the hey bitch get me something to eat make me a sandwich you know you ain't sitting there forcing your head down on his dick yeah you know roughing you up you know no and that's gonna be something the uh the other female i don't know what name she wants to go by so i don't use it yeah you know i want to talk to her about on airs you know her her she's new into all this right And what she's looking for, and what's the matter?

I'm just seeing if he texted us no no nothing he's a fucking asshole uh nick my my wrist was buzzing it'd be an hour and a half late i'd beat his fucking ass off the property yeah i'm disappointed yeah hey you're still getting late today i don't know about him yep i certainly am yeah so there you go who's coming over shut up anyway um but uh yeah it's uh whatever but yeah no that that gentleman, he's one of your top five. Yeah, I agree. I think he's definitely in the top five for sure. And technically, next weekend, you have your top guy.

Yeah, he's definitely, yeah, I guess you would say he's a top guy. I don't know, you tell me. Every time I put up a video with him. Okay, let me preface this in case anyone has a comment. Is it safe to say I'm your top guy? Yes, you're my top guy. Okay, so this is number two. Okay, we'll say number two. Close second, but yeah. Well, he's very malleable, and what I mean by that, yeah. He's clay. I just mold him how I want him. This time he's got a bigger nose.

Next time his nose is not so not so big he's got a bigger chin so when he's 69ing his chin goes in my and then you know we can come up with this you must really think about this but yes no i don't i'm drinking bourbon it would go in my actually 69 his nose would go in your and if he's just eating your pussy normally then his chin would go in your ass oh yes you're right yeah you're right yeah what would you rather have would you rather have his chin or his nose in your asshole 69ing or just his nose his nose is my asshole because then he could breathe and that might tickle like he's breathing so no i think Again there is no direction to show this show is officially called pissed off oh no no that's that's the official title i'm telling you now we haven't even titled the show yet but that's the title pissed off okay go ahead if you listen into this podcast and you think there's a topic god bless you no, man.

Fuck it all. He told me that before we started. It's a Sunday, and I'm fucking half-wit at 2.30 in the fucking afternoon, and I'm pissed off, and I got to go to work tomorrow. Anyway. And that's why he's pissed off. Okay, move on with this, dear. What do you want to say? No. So, okay, here's a topic we never broached. Okay. Would you rather have your pussy eaten normally, like just laying on your back? Yes, yes. What do you enjoy more? Just get receiving or 69ing?

And let's pretend the person, because you're short, like you and I have a problem 69ing because either I'm going to hurt my neck or you're not going to reach my little dick. Stop it. So if your pussy's on my face, you're like, oh, I'll just kiss your belly button. Yeah, that's pretty much it. That's pretty much it. But let's pretend the guy's a little shorter than I am. Let's say he's 5'8", so you could actually 69. Would you rather 69 with someone or would you rather just receive or give? Oh, God. We'll put receive and give it the same thing. Right.

So would you rather do individual attention or do a joint attention? That's, I guess, the question. Oh, man. 69 has so many possibilities, but...

No, I think I'd rather just lay there and enjoy because then I can just concentrate on and be selfish and concentrate on getting an orgasm because i have rarely come with an orgasm on 69 real close but you're also concentrating on what you're doing and i know if i come i'm going to scream i'm going to bite down and i can't have that so it distracts usually a lot of times when you come 69ing you know you just stop giving attention yeah it kind of hot, honestly. Right. When you're sitting, you've done it on my face. Right. Like, when I've seen you do it on other guys' faces.

Like, when you're 69ing, where you're on top, it's almost like, it is hotter because it's like, it's like, yeah, it's almost like you sit up a little bit. Right. And it's like, fuck you. Like you're jamming your pussy down on their face. And like, yeah, fucking take this fucking. Take this pussy, bitch. Yeah, goddamn right. I'm going to ride your face. Yeah, fuck yeah, man. Those fucking lips reach out and kiss you back. I have said that many times. Yes, I do. I know you do. You got that term from me, though. Yes, I did. Yes, you did. I absolutely did.

Yeah, but my biggest fear is in the back of my head, and I think it kind of distracts from me having an orgasm, is if I'm having an orgasm, I'm afraid I'll clench my jaw and it'll own somebody's dick. I don't want to do that. I stop, and I lift my head up, and it's like, I don't want to. But you have had guys that, man, they want you fucking tugging and biting on their nuts and shit. That's true, too. Not too often, but every once in a while, it's like, yeah, can you bite my nuts and pull on the skin?

We have to do a show on some of these weird things people want, like the one you were doing pictures for earlier. Don't talk about it now. We'll save it for another show. Jesus Christ. We have seen a bunch of fucked up fetishes, have we not? Yes, we have. This dude that reached out to you asked for some five pictures. It's like, how the fuck is that sexy? Again, my jaw has dropped. I don't know. Well, yeah, it had to for those pictures. But anyway, different story. But I love to have someone write into the show. That's hotwifepodcast at gmail.com. Explain some of this to us.

If you know you have a fetish that is a little off the beaten path. Unusual. Off the beaten path. Okay. Explain to us what you find erotic about that. Please explain to us. I'm not saying you're wrong. I'm looking for understanding, enlightenment. Enlightenment. There we go. Yeah, there's some doozies out there, that's for sure. Okay. I'll talk about the one you said you picked it. Oh, you are going to... I'll put it out there so people kind of know what the fuck you're talking about. I'm just kidding. Always do another podcast on it. This gentleman wanted pictures.

I'm not saying anything wrong with it. I just don't understand. What are pictures of your dental work? My teeth. My mouth open, just seeing your teeth. And any dental work I might have, but... But the pictures he showed... It's got to be he's become a dentist. He's dry humping your fucking pocket in your pants. Oh, yes. You need an incisor work. I'm going to show you, baby. Your crowns, fucker. Yeah, baby. Please explain it to me. I mean, on a simpler level, I mean, foot fetish. Okay? I'll put this out there. I don't know.

woman in heels sexy heels yep like i like the heels that have like the strap that goes around the ankle and stuff i find them very attractive could i jerk off to them no but is it attractive fuck yeah yeah it's very right and again what heels do to a woman's legs very attractive attractive not jerk off material so not erotic just attractive the erotic would be what else goes with it what else is the outfit okay what is she doing while she's wearing those heels maybe i don't know i don't know i can see that but again i find erotic watching my wife give and or receive pleasure from other people you're a sick bitch well wait hang on with the shit we've been exposed to i'm sick really i had to put it out there and you keep doing it week after week so am i the sick one i guess i'm the sick one too well i'm just saying i don't i don't force you to do it.

Nope, not at all. I'm always like, that's why I'm really disappointed today. What does that make you, that you're willing to do it and do it willingly? I'm a super sick bitch. I'm okay with that. I'm a sick bitch, too. And I'm fine with that. I wear it with pride. Yeah, that's fine. No one's getting hurt, obviously. Nope. They might scream the Lord's name in vain, but they're not being hurt. I'm not being hurt. Yeah. Okay, just checking. No, no one's being hurt. That's what I'm aware of. Nope. Oh, my God. She made me spray a liquid out of my penis. She choked my chicken. It was just awful.

She was tugging my nuts and made me, my dick it harder. That's horrible. I don't understand that. like pull Thank you. She choked my chicken. It was just awful. She was tugging my nuts and made my dick it harder. That's horrible. I don't understand that. Pull my nuts like you're starting a fucking lawnmower. I don't understand that either. There's a lot of things I don't understand. Simple division. Word problems. Sorry. I'm just putting it out there.

Why can't't you drive over the straight striped lines in the street yeah i don't say oh they put this like fucking little like island and they have stripes in it and you can't drive no i don't drive over that why it's paint people's not gonna pop your tires why are you making me go all the way to the right to go back to the left can't i just follow the double yellow line you got this like what the what does that do please someone explain it to me it's not sexual i'm just asking asking for a friend i don't know what to tell you i told you this is the pissed off show everything in the road he's going to be sounding off about oh not everything pandora's box let me drink some more bourbon hold on Today's show brought to you by Wild Turkey 101.

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So anyway, but um yeah so last week we talked about that on last week's show that was pretty erotic and the girl who's supposed to be on the show today was the girl which we talked about last week that's right the woman she's not a girl yeah whatever yeah yeah oh we never did go back to talk about the video that was going up. We kind of got on the track. Oh, okay, let's go back on the video. He's not a BBC. He's not a BBC. He's really not. You're saying BBC, and they're going to go and look for this guy with a fucking 12-inch cock. He's seven inches, far more than I have.

Don't get me wrong, but that doesn't make him a BBC. He's more than seven. No, he's not. Yeah. No. I will measure him next time he's here. Yeah'm sure he's he'd probably tell you most of these guys like well the circumference around the head is this and the circumference of the base don't get me wrong he's got a decent it's not it's not overly big you've dealt with bigger yeah there's there's always bigger well there's always. There was a guy some years ago that was 14 inches. Yes. And you had all sorts of problems with that.

You looked like one of those things as a kid you had that you squeezed and the arms and legs moved. Yeah, you had to eat my pussy just to get me riled up so I could handle that. I'm going to eat your pussy whenever I can. There you go. Thank you. I appreciate that. Yeah, it took a bit. I had a practice dildo to get him in. He was exceptionally. And he was still bigger than that practice dildo. Yes, he was. He was longer and thicker. Yeah, but he was easier to take in than the practice dildo because dildos don't give. Yeah, the dildo was rigid. Yeah, they don't have give.

So human flesh was a little easier to handle. Your pussy keeps rubbing against my legs. Okay, so he's not a BBC. He's an ABC. Your pussy keeps rubbing against my legs. Oh, my cat. Oh, poor little thing. I don't even want to worry. So this ABC, average black hawk. Really? Do you have to give a descriptive of average, big? This guy was this great lover of yours. That's all. Okay. This great lover. And he really is a good lover. We played on the bed for the first time with all the cameras around, and it was like a surprise cum laude that neither one of us expected, which was kind of fun.

It was, you know, I thought I was going to ride him again. I thought, okay, maybe I'll do some anal with him, you know. And I'm blowing him, and I'm jerking him off at the same time. All of a sudden I hear, oh, my God, I'm going to cum. Well, in all fairness, I've had quite a few blowjobs in my day. Really? You? Oh, my goodness. One or two by you, too. Yeah, one or two. Not too many more than that. Not too many. Some other dicks to suck. So many other women I'd rather have to sleep by dick. That's true. He's in rare form today, folks. He's in rare form. Oh, here we go.

I was going to evince it. But anyway, you have exceptional oral skills. I don't know about that. I do. What makes it so exceptional? I just do what... Okay, you keep sitting there, in all fairness, and saying how my oral skills are exceptional. What make my oral skills exceptional? Easy. You have, your tongue is very strong and can flick for long periods of time on my clit and go around it and keep me at that interest level. A lot of guys who do the slow tongue thing, it's a lazy tongue. I don't like the lazy tongue. Same thing goes for you. Okay. You are more attentive.

You have a better suction than most you're not just like licking like a lollipop no i do i put suction on it you know you pay attention to the balls yes sometimes you know um you're in a position where guys can play with you while they're doing it. Right. Some women lay between your legs and like... You can't get down there. You can't do anything to add to the stimulation. Right. Yeah, I prefer to lay on my side like next to you so my legs are open so you can reach in and play with my pussy or my tits. I'm like right there.

And I propped a magazine up on your tip so I can look at pictures and turn me on. But it's a different story. I mean, that's irrelevant. But anyway. So anyway. Oh, do you feel the love, folks? I tell you, shut up. I'm thinking of this girl. Shut up. Just be quiet. Yeah. Don't talk. I'm thinking of this girl. That girl doesn't sound anything like you. Oh, that's the love for you.

I told you, this is off show Oh my god, okay But it's the same thing And again, I've had plenty of girls suck my dick Oh, but there was that one girl She had her tongue pierced Yeah, it was pretty good Wow, it was like She just about got wrapped around you Oh my god i'm gonna come i was like oh that's it he's gonna take me out to get my tongue pierced right now but in all fairness that was the first and only time she sucked my dick oh that's true too strange i it could have just been her technique yeah i thought because she was doing something where she took her tongue and like swirled it around my dick oh that's interesting it wasn.

It wasn't just like up and down. Right. She actually like swirled it. And the ball helped. Oh, yeah. The little piercing helped. I don't think that was a determining factor. I think her general technique was pretty good. I figured that was it. I'd have to invite her back and have her do it a few more hundred times and find out. Find out, right. Only for science. Yeah, just for this experiment. I just thought for sure he'd be like, okay, honey, we're going to go up right now and you're going to get your tongue pierced. No. I never really thought it was a piercing. I figured that's what it was.

I couldn't think of anything. While we're on the piercing of tongues, when I see guys with their tongues pierced, I'm like, oh, man, it's for eating pussy. No, it's not. You get your tongue pierced, especially if it's back far enough, you're not putting that part of your tongue on a pussy. It's not going to get there. That's for sucking dick. If you're a guy, it's a pissed off show. It's a pissed off show. Please turn it off now. If it's a guy and you got your tongue pierced, you're sucking dick somewhere. God damn it. You know what? I'm not saying you shouldn't.

You have fun with it, but own it, motherfucker. Own it. I suck dick. I got my tongue. I don't. Not me. Not me. I'm talking as if my tongue is not pierced. My tongue is not pierced. No dick has ever come near my face or it would be ripped off and laying on the floor in a bloody pool. But no, seriously. I mean, okay, when I lick your pussy, it's the very tip of my tongue, correct? It is the very tip of your tongue. Okay, you don't see me like, ah, like reaching the back of my tongue. You sometimes do, and it's like, ah, come on. But again, it's like, yeah. Get up a notch. Flick, flick.

I need the flick. Yeah. I need a turbocharger. Guys who have their tongue pierced, that's not fair. No, no. Well, maybe they were wrong. That's not hitting your foot. That's not hitting your foot. Not only if it's in the front part of the tongue. If it's like the middle of your tongue. Mm-mm. Unless it's on the very tip of your tongue, which they don't pierce. Yeah, they don't pierce that. You suck dick. Own it. That's not. If you're a guy with your tongue pierced, own it. This is for my boyfriend. Not for my girlfriend, not for my wife. My boyfriend. Oh, my God. You suck dick.

And I'm not saying you shouldn't. God bless you. Have fun. That's great. Maybe I got conned into it. Giving people pleasure is a great thing. That's one of the greatest gifts in life. I agree. I agree. Whether it be sexual or buying them a nice gift or whatever. But own it. Okay. Okay. God, I'm being browbeaten here. I feel like I'm the one being. I'm talking. You're just taking it personal. Yeah, I guess I am. Oh my goodness, okay. I'm in a pissed off mood. Everything's irritating him. Oh, today, yeah, yeah. That motherfucker. Let's see. Did he text me? Did he text you? No, Amazon. Okay.

Amazon says my patch kit for my blow-up doll is on its way. Oh, there you go. It's about fucking time. Do you know you can't bite on the neck of your blow-up doll? I did not know that. Yeah, they puncture real easy. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. You have no idea how much it upset me. I'm going to town on this thing, and I'm like, who's your inflator? Who's your inflator? It's like, what the fuck? I'm sorry. You showed that doll who's boss, right? That thing never tells me how small my dick is, unlike you. Oh, dear God. Okay. Donna! That's it, man. He's in one of those moods. I'm staying away.

Oh, I'm going to move down the table. Yeah, okay. So anyway. So, okay. So your inflator mate didn't show up no the patch is on its way it's on its way that's good good to know so it'll be here Tuesday Wednesday night after that shit dries I'm going to teach that little fucking inflated mate who's boss I don't care I'll take it down to the fucking gas station blow that fucker up oh my god Ha. Can you imagine being all up top of your car? Have it tied to the roof of the car. You know, air dry it.

You have to make sure the head's first because you put it the other way, it fills up and blows off the car. It's a mess. Not that it's happened to me five times, but whatever. So anyway, back to your BAC. ABC. ABC, whatever, whenever you're able to. One, 2, 3 But we were talking about it was a surprise orgasm and that started on the oral skills He didn't last as long that time He's usually pretty long but you fucking put the oral skills to was, I don't even think it was even a half hour. No, I don't think it was. It was like 20 minutes. Yeah, I think it was, too. I think you're right.

Did it even penetrate you? It was just oral at that point? No, I got a chance to do all that, and I just happened to come around to blowing him again just because that's what I like to do. And all of a sudden, he was like, oh, my God, I'm going to come.

Bertha was like, laughed afterwards, like, I wasn't expecting that't expecting that neither was i okay so here's a question okay tell me what is your favorite thing in the sense of would you rather anal okay if you could only do one thing with a guy guy shows up oh and he says i only have 10 minutes you're gonna blow him you're gonna take him anally or you're gonna take him vaginally oh damn um ah shit uh see i have to work there's no wrong answer i have to work up the anal i can't just run right in and let's pretend everything all systems go houston you know it's just like okay i would be anal then if all systems yeah all systems ago and i'm tired and i'm like hyped up and i'm there really yeah yeah over a year ago i know it was really not something on the table so the anal thing is really quick for you yeah it really has like why i'm not opposed'm not opposed.

I'm just asking. I deal with assholes on a regular basis, so go ahead. It's special for them. I get a different sensation. I can, this is going to sound really strange, I can handle longer cocks in my ass than in my pussy. How about girthier? Slightly girthier is fine, too. That and vaginally is about the same. Girthy-wise. Girthy-wise. Okay. Girth-wise, not girthy. But length-wise, I can handle more in the back door because in the front door, it kind of like keeps hitting my stupid- Cervix? Either cervix or it irritates my bladder, if I can say that. And then I have to pee. You did.

You just said it. Yeah. You pronounced the word bladder correctly. Thank you. really worked hard it's a difficult yeah two syllables yeah bladder yeah no it's d not a t bladder bladder we're gonna fuck you i'm in a pissed off mood is this really where you want to go yes i do apparently stop it just stop it stop it you pissed me off you pissed me off oh my god Thank you. Stop it. Just stop it. Stop it. You pissed me off. You pissed me off. Oh, my God. But yeah, longer ones keep poking me weird. Okay. But it's a... There's a wrong answer. I can handle that more in the back.

And I think guys really appreciate it, so. Because they don't get it. They don't get it. Like my friend who we told him, he texted me. He wanted to be here today if everything went down. Luckily, he found something better to do. Nothing's going on here, buddy. But he's going to be away on business most of next weekend, but he'll be back next Sunday, and he is hoping. He's kind of fired up. Oh, boy. Yeah, but next weekend is my number one guy. Yeah, well, we might try to make him, this guy might be coming up and watch. That'd be interesting. And then be number two.

That'd be fine with me if he's okay with that. Well, I might need a quick shower. That's fine i'm good with that too we'll see yeah because uh you know because i think he would enjoy watching you and again the girl that might join the show oh she would love this individual this individual yeah well he's again not not my buddy but yeah my My buddy, my, my number one, my buddy, my friend with benefits, buddy. Oh, he's another one. Uh, nice. Not my buddy, but... Yeah, my buddy. My number one. Your buddy. My buddy. Your buddy. My friend with benefits buddy. Well, he's another one.

He's a white guy, very attentive, has a lot of energy. Young. Well, both of them are young. He's half your age. Mm-hmm. Well, the black gentleman's only like 34, 35. He's half your age. Yeah, he's half your age, essentially. Essentially. Close enough. And so this is another younger guy, but he's very attentive. He's, you know, he's fun. What is your ideal lover? I think he talked about that. If we get the other young lady on the show, younger lady, I'm going to ask her, what's her ideal lover? Yeah, well, I think we already went over this.

And I always say, someone who's very attentive and takes care of my needs so that I'm feeling more... What's more important, your needs or their needs? Well, the thing is that they take care of me, I'm more likely to get fired up to take care of them. Okay. There's a wrong answer. Yeah, I'm not going to be like, whoa, that's wrong. Door number two. No, okay. I mean, but with you, I have to be careful because if you make me come too hard, it just wipes me out. I don't have a gauge. It's not like a torque wrench. I'm like, I'm going to set this for 75 pounds.

No, but if I come first, it takes more recovery. Like guys and other guys I've been with, I can come more times because the orgasm isn't as intense. Now, okay. That's the thing. That's the difference. I'm not toot my own horn by any stretch. I'm a road nut. Yeah, right. What makes my orgasms to you more stronger than, see, I would think, stronger than someone else's. See, I would think the strange sex... It's your tongue skills. Well, hang on. No. Hang on. Tell me there's not an eroticism to the strange sex. Oh, there is. Okay. There is.

The fact that you have this young guy, as an example, let's say this 30-whatever-year-old guy. Right. Decent cock on him. Right, yes. Fuck the shit out of you absolutely um what makes this 56 year old giving you an orgasm that much better than that you've been with six billion times in a galaxy far far away your tongue is still stronger take any of the other guys and they're contenders and they're good, and I'm able to have orgasms, but they're tongue strength, endurance, and even technique. You have longevity. You've eaten my pussy literally for an hour and a half at full tilt boogie.

That's the time I had, like, what, 42 legitimate orgasms. I don't count. I stopped counting. I just go to town. Yeah, I was trying to count, and I had the 42, and I just... Okay, so, I don't know what other people do. I don't know either. And I don't care. But anyway, like, when I'm eating your pussy, as an example. Right. Okay, I enjoy eating pussy, obviously. Obviously. You know, not just yours, but all these other words and stuff like that. They keep coming back for that. Yeah. I go into my own head with a little fantasy scenario. Oh, see, I didn't know what you were... Sure.

Oh, that's cool. Yeah, and the same as you do. Yes, I do. So, I don't know where am I going with this. So, I mean, like when you're eating my pussy, you go into your own fantasy. So you're not, so you're hearing your fantasy just doing what comes natural. Actually, when I'm eating a woman out, my fantasies are going into what is she thinking about. Oh. You know? And how many times after we get done and I get done eating your pussy, I'm like, what were you thinking about? What were you thinking about? It's very erotic. Right. Yeah.

You know, I enjoy, I get a great sense of pleasure out of hearing what turns another woman on. Right. I can see that. I can see that. I can't remember how I worded that. I could have gone gay real quick. Nothing wrong with gay. Just not my, you know, not in my wheelhouse. Okay. But, yeah, it's like, you know, what is your fantasies? What is your, what brings you pleasure is far more erotic to me, you know? So, you know, and you have a wheelhouse of two or three scenarios.

Yeah, two or three scenarios that I can click into and usually i usually rotate them it's i'll usually stay with one fantasy for like a certain period of time and then it kind of loses it but there's one day something is a little more erotic yeah but i usually it's usually one fantasy that i'll play until it kind of like wears itself out then i'll'll hop to something else. Yeah. You know, for a while there was my kiss the girl fantasy that I was, you know, bound and I was forced to give and receive pleasure. That all got me to come like every time, especially, you know, I'd have.

And there's variants of that. Oh, yeah. There's variants of that. Very, very, there's all kinds of nuances. Like you were a patient someplace. Oh, yeah. I was a patient at a kind of like an insane asylum type of thing, and I was bound to this bed and this, you know, orderly where I would come over and start eating my pussy and caressing me and start to fuck me in that situation. I found that very erotic, and I'm restrained so I can only wiggle around. So that tease of being restrained of either moving myself away or trying to get him to eat me more was that denial I found very erotic. Okay.

So that's just me, though. I'm a weirdo. No, not at all. It's like whatever. No, when people want pictures of your teeth, that's weird. Teeth are sexy. When they're wrapped around your dick, sure. On their own. Unless you're a dentist. I'm just saying I can't understand it. That's all I'm saying. I'm not critiquing. Yes, I am. But, okay. So we were going back to your technique and why is your technique different? No. We might even talk about technique. I'm just like, what? Like what fantasy? If I wasn't your husband, would you still be as, um, aroused by my technique? Let's put it that way.

How's that? more sense absolutely yes okay yes there's no right wrong answer it's what you think this is legitimate that freaking jesus christ that tongue is like a jackhammer and you can go for like i mean if if i can last until your tongue got tired i'd be laying on my back or whatever for hours. Yeah, I know I can go an hour and a half, yeah. Yeah, I'm here. I was there. I was one of the women. The woman up in Ellentown area. Well, I had 56 orgasms. I didn't count. She did. Yeah, 56. Legitimately 56 orgasms. Yeah. I'd still like to re-contact that one couple. Oh, the one that wasn't sure.

I can't stop coming. I can't stop coming. Well, both of those other couples I'd love to contact. And neither of those couples would be against it. No, I don't think of fun revisit that and maybe get them on the show too you would have a unique aspect and uh well there's more into the bdsm world so they definitely have a whole different perspective i think tell me this wouldn't be interesting what's that let's say the original couple. Right. Get them on the podcast, and you and the husband continue the conversation while I go to the wife. Oh, okay. And eat her on air, you mean? Yeah.

Oh, my goodness. That would be interesting. Well, then he's going to want to have his dick sucked. We'll have to switch. Well, once one's done, then the other can take over. This will be the longest show in the history of podcasts. Well, maybe part one, part two. Good Lord. Be like, well, he's still eating our pussy. Oh, Jesus Christ. My hour number two, he's still eating our pussy. What we do is get her to give us an honest review. How's that? What if she says, I've had better? She might.

I wouldn't argue that sure well you know i by no means do i ever claim i'm the best no but you do you can tell you really enjoy it it's not something that's laborious to you yeah no you definitely you're always like can Can I just eat your pussy? Like, wow. Oh, sure, okay. You're going to make me cum, all right. God, it I just eat your pussy? I'm like, wow. Oh, sure, okay. You're going to make me cum, all right. God, it's just awful. How dare you? The young lady, younger lady, that hopefully will get to join the show. In all honesty, I'm not telling you something you don't know.

I would kill to eat her pussy. Oh, absolutely. Especially since we found her she's a squirter. It's like, oh, dear God.

absolutely especially since she's a squirter it's like oh dear god before she we knew she was a squirter i would kill to do it right exactly you know but now you know she's a squirter it's like oh my god one of the things one of the things that i found erotic with with that concept is there was a young lady that i photographed numerous time so redhead yes okay right um she's now a mom of two right um one time i went down her right again in multiple time situation at that time and the noises she makes and the moans and screams are a different voice It's like and it was so fucking erotic either that or she's being like the way she squealed right was so fucking erotic it's like when you get to see an aspect or hear an aspect of someone that no one else gets to see well i wouldn't say no one but certainly few get to see no well i'm saying like your voice when you yell and scream and everything else is not different than what you do normally like right your voice is your voice my voice is my voice this was like when she was when she was coming it's like who the fuck is this it was i was like oh dear god that's erotic is he or she's being possessed by a demon?

I'll take it either way. It wasn't bad either way. It's like, oh, my God. You know, and this. It's a possession. And I look at that instance, and I look at who this younger woman here that we're talking about. If I get to manage that, I'm curious. You know? I'm telling you, once that box is opened, and I don't mean that in a pun, but once I think it's going to be all hell is going to break loose. She's going to be like crazy. I need you to talk it up for me. Talk it up. You need to try that. I will. Tell me you wouldn't like to see that. Oh, that'd be really hot.

Especially with the squirting aspect? The squirting aspect? Yeah. That's a shame she's not by. That's all I'm saying. Yeah, well, she had a girl lick her pussy, she said. Yes. So there's a chance that it could happen. She might let you. She'd probably let you before she let me. Yeah, it's not the weird thing. She probably would. Yeah. And I'd have to kiss the shit out of you. Yeah, I was going to do it the other way. Either way, it's good. Your tongue is way more powerful than mine. Way, you have much better technique than I do. I've eaten more pussy than you. That's true. That's true.

So, anyway. All right, well, we're well into this pissed off show now. I've kind of calmed down. I've vented. Thank God. I've vented. Now that you're thinking about pussy, I guess it's all good. Oh, pussy makes everything better. It really does. Tell me something a pussy can't cure. Cancer. I was going to say like a nasty day, but I won't stay away from that. Yeah, I'm a cancer. We'll stay with that. Well, are you ready to sign off there, dear? I think I am. Check out hotwifedonnalyn.com.

See all the places I'm oncom and uh yeah see where she's at what's going on uh and also feel free please email the show um at hot wife podcast at gmail.com we'd love to hear from you um hopefully your thoughts and questions or whatever uh if you're interested in calling to the show we'll coordinate a time when we can have you call in and get you on air and talk to us. Love to have that. That would be nice. We enjoy that. So, do you have questions for us or comments or whatever? So, anyway. That works. I want to thank you. Sorry I ranted and raved and screamed and fucking cursed.

I'm actually not, but what the fuck? Oh, my God. All right, so I'm signing off. This is Donna Lynn, and have a great night.