Performance Issues

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hello everybody this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast and i'm here with my wonderful husband vince wow hey for a change you're the inebriated one yes i am we were swimming today and that's all i'm gonna say but we're also here what yeah i was swimming today and that's all i need to say okay swimming and drinking and i was gonna say we have a friend of ours with us today he was swimming with us right larry come on say hi get closer to the mic buddy come on you can do it hello wow the enthusiasm is amazing you are really more enthusiastic down there by the pool i think that's what i'm here for uh larry's been a friend of ours for quite a while he's a playmate he's a lot of fun he's all of the above and a bag of chips and a friend of ours for quite a while.

He's a playmate. He's a lot of fun. He's all of the above. And a bag of chips. And a bag of chips, which we don't eat because they're not good for us. But they taste yummy. They taste super yummy. You can't have just one. No. All right. So if you want to reach out to us, our email is info at hotwifepodcast.com. And again, if things get tight, you might want to think about Spunk Loob. Go to spunkloob.com and in the discount code area in the checkout, put in Hot Wife, all one word. You'll get 10% off your order. If things get tight, it helps a lot, I'm telling you. It's good stuff.

Even, you know, we've heard people enjoy using it when they masturbate. That's true. If true if you have a toy though be sure you use some kind of lubricant and i do recommend female or male or you know sometimes i do recommend spunk glue and just put some lube in their hands when they jerk that's true whatever i'm only referencing that because a friend of ours used a toy and his his dick got like road rash and we gave him some spunk. He was like, here, use this next time you use it. He had too much traction. Way too much. It was like one of those flesh-like things.

If you didn't use lube, it would turn your dick into a candy cane. Oh, thank you. And if people want to see you or contact you or whatever. At hotwifedonnalyn.com. You can see all the people I'm doing and what I'm doing and who I'm doing and have done. I'm such a slut. What a good day. It's part of your charm. It's part of my charm. It's the only part I like. Oh, you like the sluttiness. Oh, wow. Oh, the first time I've told you that, pardon me. I know. He's always telling me. The rest of me is boring.

Well, yeah, the rest is boring boring i have to agree with you with that so and tonight's topic is i don't know if i'm gonna word this right um uh things that inhibit male or just inhibit sexual sexual performance it doesn't have to be male performance no it doesn't we could pick it on the poor guys but it's not it's not their fault like the number one thing comes to mind is wives and that's why there's sls nothing kills my sex drive like a wife jesus christ i can say the same thing about husbands but you can't you could oh honey you just turn me on all the time i'm gonna put a gun to my head right here.

Oh, jeez. Let me give you one that's loaded. Oh, jeez. No, seriously. I mean, especially in today's world with stress and everything else, you know. And medications and... Diets. Diets and whatever. You can inhibit it. Oh, absolutely. Absolutely.

What would you say is the number one killer of your sex drive besides me oh damn you took the number one away i know ah fuck uh pain pain okay and again we've talked about before um you know like i always say well some people find pain erotic but it's a different kind of pain the way i'm i'm definitely a dabbler in the bdsm world and when i got my feet flogged i came so hard but that's a whole different kind of primal orgasm and and um that kind of pain is much different to get into a different mindset yes you have to be in the zone i agree with that absolutely but like my shoulder pain oh forget it i can't even you know i'm i want to kill myself it's it's a pain but again you have to get into a mindset so your your mind has to be able to get the same as being turned on sure if you're not in the right mindset which is one of what we're getting at right one of the uh deterrents of performance male or female right of you know it's like you know you're stressed about your job paying bills distracted by something else find out that you know you're banging her best friend um yeah that's a problem what why i don't understand do you understand that the problem is you don't have any friends all the friends you have are men so it's not gonna it's not gonna happen no not today um but um yeah i mean again the stress of things yeah i agree if things i mean we've had that in the past we've been through some tough times and you know again you know some time had passed and it's like, you know, do you want to play around?

And I'm like, really, not the way I need to be. My head isn't there. And you're like, good, because I know it's been a while and I didn't want to, you know, deny you. The whole adage, not tonight, honey, I have a headache, it's that kind of a thing. It is kind of like that. But legitimately, it's not just a get out of sex, believe me. Yeah.

And again, something I um recently not no for a long time is i have severe back pain yeah back issues and that's something that i can associate with yep you know he's had them in the past he's had some surgery what have you but you know if you're that uncomfortable you cannot focus no it doesn't matter how erotic situation is it's like i'm like for me what i go through now, as you know, laying flat on my back is very, very difficult for me. It causes me severe back spasms. So it's, you know. And this is, unfortunately, this is, I hate to be a Debbie Downer on this show, but. You'd love it.

No, I know I really don't.

As you get older, all these things come into come into play and like you said it doesn't matter how erotic a situation might be and it it might be tantalizing you might be like wow this is really hot but you know what i want i want to i want to go further with this fantasy i want to go further with this experience but my my back hurts my neck hurts my shoulder hurts or you know those are the physical elements you have to deal with not to mention there's where you've told me in the past too it's like the room doesn't get dark enough well i know it's you there's alcohol that can help that well it's not just don't talk i've never said that to your face yeah yeah i never have but no so i think you know personally i think yeah as we you know pain pain is a biggie and stress are probably the biggest one i i agree i agree and there's also medications like we played with the one guy who's on blood thinners and couldn't understand why it couldn't come well yeah if you're not able to get that uh the the blood blood yeah you can't get the back pressure built up yeah because your blood's not and he's like i don't i don't yeah and usually he doesn't have a problem with that so it was like he's like i don't know what's going on and we even asked him he's like are you on any kind of medications yeah i'm on blood thinners i don't he wasn't specific as to what kind of anticoagulant he was on but it was like oh well there you go terms it's arousing I know.

Are getting hard for more medications i'd say well not just a blood thin it's an anticoagulant it is but you know it's a family friendly show i'd appreciate if you don't use those kind of fucking words yeah okay i is very family friendly let's go with that right are we family is karma coagulant it absolutely is how long it isn't your last load it could come out thicker drink yeah who you put off on to or where last time you put it off yeah exactly but does it come out like caulk come out like water it's a great Toothpaste to squeeze it out of the tooth. Yeah, it's been a while.

That's terrible. Sorry, I just flashed back to that YouTube video about the white caulk and the black caulk. But he pronounces it like caulk.

And the black caulk was filling in the bigger cracks in the deeper holes and the white cock goes into the back door the white cock is for smaller holes she goes I'll put that around the back door very cute little cock reference even just having a bad day which is a stressful thing too you're angry or pissed off you shouldn't be you i don't think you you might want to have angry sex but just part but there's times when let's say you had a bad day or whatever you want sex to relieve that stress but sometimes like it's just not working yeah i really want this because i need to relieve some stress but but it's just not working.

Yeah, I get it. So I guess do something else until the body responds. Well, have a drink. Have a drink. That's what I was going with. Maybe that's when the mental game, which we've talked about. Timelessly. You get into your mental game. What are your fantasies?

do you you know do you like your significant other whatever that may be to talk dirty to you tell you a story right right tell them a story or make animal sound whatever i mean you know mary do you have a mental game you get into before during sex or uh before or during no not really i'm just like see i i'm just like i'm horny i gotta get off i have an act when i'm with vince and he's like doing me and i'm i'm in a state of Thank you.

no not really i'm just like see i i'm just like i'm horny i gotta get off i have an act when i'm with vince and he's like doing me and i'm i'm in a state of i'm being pleasured so it's very selfish he's doing me orally so i'm not doing anything to him i have certain fantasies that i go into that get me to where i need to be if i take my time yeah if you yeah it's like two minutes i'm just about getting into my fucking fantasy and i'm ready to come like god damn i can't hold out stop it it sounds like a mars venus issue to me yeah it could be but i mean i can tell you exactly what these fantasies are not getting there yeah i mean i i have you want to finish the marathon doesn't matter how long it took you yeah but you take me there like i have this this whole kiss the girl scenario where i'm abducted and i'm in the caves and i'm being uh forced to uh give and receive pleasure it's a horrible thing of course in reality that'd be terrible but fantasy is awesome.

And my thing is I have this, my captor, I have them all to myself. And I seduce, I seduce him as a captive. So it has a whole different role play thing. And he's got this small penis. Oh, don't ruin it for me. No, and he's just not satisfying. Premature jacket's in his pants before he actually gets it out. Thanks, Vince. My fantasy is now just... Oh, I thought that was part of your fantasy. No, that's when I'm with you. Oh, I thought that was a fantasy. Well, the other one is my... I like the dirty couch dance. I do this dirty couch dance, and I do things I'm not supposed to do.

Well well and that dates back to the days when you were a dancer and when i was a dancer it was a very i guess the fantasy comes from the aspect of like growing up as a kid you know you want to do what you're not allowed what you're not allowed to do absolutely and those things are kind of gets me there like real quick especially if i don't have to think about anything else in my environment like that's why it's so great that it's you're doing me and i'm just like there for the ride you know what i mean i'm just like jimmy metaphorically there for the ride yeah that's true i'm just there enjoying the ride or to be ridden to whatever but it works so i embrace it it's like whatever gets you there is what you should embrace you know as long as it's legal I think my fantasies are pretty legal I'm just saying as long as I don't have any illegal fantasies I'm just saying well you could fantasize about illegal things you just can't do them I don't think you should even fantasize I think that tends to make you want to do it more that's a gateway that's it could be it could very well look at these i hate to get off the on the wrong track here but they do i know just real real quick just just things that i've seen on tv and blah these people that are quote serial killers when they started out it was something really really sublime and very insignificant i mean jeffrey dahmer didn't start off killing homosexual men and eating their body parts he started animals he started killing animals or doing this as it starts out like something that could be we have to get back towards the sexy stuff but so i mean yeah so if you think about something about being eaten but this is a different kind of yeah no i'm just saying Yeah.

No. I'm just saying. Yeah. But. Keep your fantasies more legal. I mean, you could probably indulge in a little bit without getting into the. Without getting into too much. So here's, I have a question. Kind of related. Okay. Something for Larry Day. Uh-oh. Get his output on it. Uh-oh. You got it.

So I've always said that I think if we actually legalize prostitution okay and we're getting back to the fantasy aspect of things i think that there might be less i mean rape's a whole different thing but i'm gonna say less rape or whatever because so now somebody has a fantasy of a younger person okay so they could go to a house of they'll repe repute or whatever you want to call it, and they could find a young-looking woman who is of age and everything else, but she could dress up like he wants to fulfill that fantasy so he's not going and performing something that is illegal and harmful.

I mean, I'm not a psychologist psychologist i could see that going both ways i could see that satisfying his urges right do you think that could it could go both ways yeah that's what i could say okay that was great i had that fantasy that's what it's like okay now i can move on now i want something that's more or he could be desensitized to it and said okay i got this but now i've done it three or four times and now i realize this is not real and it's losing its kick so i got to kick it up a notch yeah so i mean either well i even think it would help yeah Thank you.

got this but now i've done it three or four times and now i realize this is not real and it's losing its kick so i gotta kick it up a notch yeah so i mean either well i even think it would help yeah i agree it could go either way if someone's married and i say they want to do anal and the wife's like no you're not doing fucking anal forget it don't get it out of your head could go to a a poor house and get anal with a whore right and satisfy that Right, right. It could potentially even save marriages. Yeah. The same as, you know, a woman. Like, I really want a guy with a big schwanz.

So she could go to a whorehouse. Schwanz? Yeah. Schwanz? Yeah, schwanz. I don't speak German. Okay, well, cock. And she could go and experience a big cock. Right.

You think so changing topics slightly is you know that people could if we had that show about prostitution being legal um but again they could almost fulfill desires i won't say fantasy i'm gonna say a desire sure absolutely so a woman who's like okay i've been with uh this guy for however many years he's got average at best but i want something yeah just kick it up a notch i want a baby's forearm never all right there are women oh i know it's just not me i will be walking right for a year come on let's go to the video his dick wasn't that big which one I will be walking right for a year.

Come on. Let's go to the video. His dick wasn't that big. Which one? Mr. Beer Can. That was a pretty big dick. More diameter. Yeah, more diameter. Yikes. Girth. A lot of girth. I mean, I had to exercise and stretch.

But again, if you have a wife that's very vanilla, just like the woman I dated, I talked about, she just did missionary and doggy that's it all of a sudden you want to go do something a little more than that you know you go to a warehouse and get that out of the way and hopefully maintain your marriage or it could like you said go the other way and like now you want to freak i'm missing a lot yeah i need a freak now oh and the other thing is too like well she is liquored up and just doesn't shut up i just thought she was naturally bubbling no i'm just i'm just gonna speak right now i don't care go ahead you talk talk about yourselves go ahead you're just gonna interrupt us she gets that way when she gets inebriate it's how i knew when i said to you up soon Yeah, it's like...briate she can't shut up oh you always tell me you don't talk enough on the podcast i'm talking now so shut up so um anyway um thanks you fucker i mean wonderful man i control the horizontal and the vertical uh yes you do but yeah no i just think i still think prostitution it's another business that we can tax oh absolutely and it have to be regulated condoms or whatever it is to keep disease at bay blah but i i do like the whole thing i have more guys asking me from the swinger websites i want to be pegged i cannot tell you if i was into pegging i would have them lined up around the block literally i even bought one of those i think we told you we have a it's a strapless yeah strap on strap on it kind of one part goes into your pussy and that vibrates it gives the woman pleasure but the other part also can vibrate to give your partner, whether it's male, femur, whatever, pleasure too.

But it's like, it wasn't cheap, and it was a cool idea. But I'm not comfortable with pegging. I have said that multiple times. I'm not comfortable pegging. And I'm grateful for that. Yeah, I just... Just say no. Just say no. But part of you finds it very erotic. I think it'll be a very interesting video to shoot. I just don't know. I'm afraid of going in too far. Says you. I am. I'm afraid of going too far. I don't find it interesting to shoot.

Oh find it interesting okay i i do find it is very it is interesting for me and erotic because it's something different something i've never done i mean i've used uh strapples with other women indy car but that's actually more attainable than me pegging you let me tell you well i know that it's that. It's right there with the ass eating. Okay, we're going to go right there or go in there, okay? No ass eating happening here. No, no. I had a young guy, and that's where this ass eating thing came. He goes, I've always wanted to have my ass eaten. And I was like, yeah, okay, I'll do that.

So ever since it's been dry heaving, he loved it man i got his little cheeks opened up and i got my tongue in there really we just we did just see that's your wife vince yeah i know i don't kiss her anymore i know where that tongue is in your video i can't even deny it i don't pour like water to drink anymore here's a glass listerine i'm not supposed to swallow i i do gargoyle listerine every night if it makes you feel any better no it doesn't it's been months i can still smell the shit in your oh come on oh my god he's such a namby pamby hey i know i know those are into it like i said that's great just not my gig man i had fun with it i apparently i had fun i i i just like seeing you get that that cracks me up anyway so back to things original topic You gagged.

That cracks me up. Anyway, so back to things. Original topic. Original topic. So what other kind of things besides pain and stress ruin sex for you? Okay, pain, stress, and me. What else ruin sex for you? No, I say medications. Not for me, but I've seen it happen with other people with certain medications. But there's medications for women that make them dry or whatever. It's very possible. I haven't been, I don't know of any off the top of my head. But yeah, I'm sure there's lots of medications out there that can. Yeah, I mean, I think stress by far is probably one of the biggest topics.

All right, so. That could be so many things, your job, life. Oh, yeah, exactly. So don't get stressed and you're good. All right, show's over. It's a wrap. It's a wrap. Beat that one to death. Yeah, I mean, there's probably all kinds of other things that can lessen your sexual desire, maybe even certain foods. Like if I eat hot, spicy foods and I get a heartburn, ah. Now, do you know what ruins it when I know we've had asparagus? Asparagus. We've talked about this before. Oh, my God. It doesn't matter how much you shower. Everything still smells.

It still smells like asparagus, and asparagus we've talked about this before oh my god it doesn't matter how much you shower everything still smells like asparagus and it's not good you know what else is like that is tuna canned tuna is it really yes yes see i just had that last week and vincent didn't say anything to me maybe he's like he well i couldn't tell because they had the the clothes pin on his nose. No, honey, you smell great. I think it's going to get any worse. It's going to get any worse. I really hate you. So you know that for a fact, that tuna fish is, are you red?

Oh, your urine smells, yeah. I've been to a urinal after eating tuna fish. I haven't really had tuna in a long time, so I have to pay attention. Honest to God, it's not my imagination.

It's like, it's like my god what the fuck did i i don't know what's in the tuna but it smells it smells awful it's interesting i've i've never i just know asparagus definitely tuna in water or tuna in oil uh water okay water i had no oil okay interesting i'll have to pay more attention after i eat tuna but that is it's a whole other topic for another show how food affects different things in a sense of like i think we did one about how different food affects supposedly and i trust yeah we the flavor of cum yeah we did all mangoes and you know pineapple and blah but i i can't prove any of those things one way or the other well we just have to get a bunch of guys here and they have to eat something different and you have to guess what they ate see that'd be an actually interesting show i'm sure the government has funded a study on this uh you think so probably if they can fund a research to see how you can use a frisbee for a weapon oh dear god they should be able to well yeah it depends on the frisbee there's gotta be some military use for flavored cum i don't know i'm sure there is it's so deadly well it depends who's dick you're sucking how much they come in i i don't know i don't know that's terrible yes but do you think you could do that do you think if we gave a guy right something i gave him something to eat you didn't know it he sucked his dick do you think you could tell what he had chances are unless it's something really i'll use the word acidic i probably could not tell probably if i gave a mango or papaya maybe it might be slightly sweeter i do know i um i was messing around with a guy who did a lot of methamphetamine he did a lot of you know uppers and meth and that and his come well i i that i don't know but probably man i need a dick man i didn't come addicted.

No, but his cum was very bitter, and I associated it with the drugs, which could happen, maybe not. I don't know. What do you say, Larry? I don't know. You don't know. Yeah, my knowledge of meth. He doesn't look like a dick sucker to me. Yeah, my knowledge of meth is limited. I know it's bad.

Oh, yeah, but this is like back in the 70s, remember i was sticking with food sticking with food well i'm a certain medications can make things see if he could tell you asparagus i don't think it'd be immediate response anyway i mean it would take a few hours it's a few hours maybe longer than that maybe like the digested and yeah someone said it was like up to two hours really that short a period i would think like even because when i eat asparagus and i'm pissing throughout the night it's it smells like that till the next morning the next morning we're both coming out of the bathroom going good god still are you kidding me what kind of asparagus was that i've had it over a day later really i usually it's like less than 24 hours and everything still smells wonderful like asparagus i mean i love asparagus i really do but the spartic acid is not not my favorite it smells pretty rank and let's see if i can find somebody to eat something that you won't know and see if you can guess what they had okay we're gonna do a real experiment here larry not right right now.

Right, exactly. Do something fun, sweet. Who will have hot peppers and spicy food? Well, you know, it might be. I'll be sucking his dick. I'm like, oh, dear God, he's burning my mouth. That'd be terrible. He knows I hate spicy food. Do a birthday cake. Ah, birthday cake. I'm going to have him do olives. Olives, oh, I hate olives. Oh, God.

I hate oh I hate olives that could get her off a penis yeah don't can't risk that no no he'll be having olives around his dick I'm like I'm not touching that sorry I don't I told you they weren't olives they were my testicles then your testicles are the size of i don't know no like they're much bigger like softballs i can't control great fruits that's what god gave me i'd have that checked out they're functional and yeah you have two daughters so they know that it works been that way my whole life i like what i didn't get in penis i got in testicles i got yeah so useful yeah so somewhere there's an elephant with small balls and a big that makes it even worse yeah it does make it even more in comparison yeah yay great if you don't feel worse about yourself you do now use that gun to kill myself.

there you go here i'll load it for you because i'm a loving teach me how to use your safety's off thank you i'm a loving wife no the safety's on that won't work let me take the safety off for you now i'll try pulling the trigger that sounds violent we shouldn't talk about that yeah and that's how i ended up spending the evening in the police station writing statements. Yeah. That's it. That's what it would be. So, okay, well, are we going back down to the pool? I think we should go back down to the pool.

Last week, Larry reached out to me and asked if, after the show, we went back down to the pool and you were wearing a suit. And I said, well, she wore part of one. I'm wearing just part of one, yeah. And today he got to have you down to the pool. Pool, yeah. Without a suit on and on top of him. And he wasn't wearing a suit either. What happened? What happened with that? Go to hotwifedonnellin.com. Come and find out. Well, you know the rest of the story. Maybe, maybe not. We leave some. By the video, you'll get to sit.

So, but, yeah, it's that time of year again sex by the pool i love it i do love it and it's good times i do and when we get high you just jump into the pool and swim around next thing you know you're on someone i knew you still have to get high and go swimming and they said it was like swimming in jello when you're high oh god i have to go down there and i'll let you know what that's like no i'm i'm a little tipsy i'm not really inebriate i don't care what my husband says i didn't say anything you just carried on your own he's smiling at me like oh my god and when i'm drunk you make fun of me oh i do it's my turn oh but you were way more drunk than i am oh my god oh my god like i was terrible he doesn't remember anything that happened that a couple times yeah i'm talking about the the chili contest i couldn't tell you five o'clock what he doesn't remember anything all i know is my asshole asshole's still sore.

I think all the guys had taken their turns on you. That's what I'm thinking. I won first place, and I didn't even submit chili. I'm not sure what happened. But I have a blue ribbon, so it's okay. There you go. Was it tied around your cock? It was a ribbon, not fishing string. Okay. All right. Are we ready to go in? All right. To hit the pool? We probably didn't solve anything about the things that make it hard to have sex, but there's something to think about. Yeah, if there's any other ideas that people have, yeah. Email us at info at hotwifepodcast.com.

And, you know, I'm sure Wayne's's gonna have something to say yes he does and uh wayne i saw the bathing suit that you want me to get i'm not sure a butt plug bathing suit is the way to go just i thought it worked it was a skimpy little bottom and it was like super tiny and instead of like a thong that would go up your butt, it actually goes in your butt with a butt plug, which is actually a cool idea. It just has a thing that covers your crotch a little. It covers your crotch, and then the string just goes into a butt plug into your ass. You can get anything on Amazon, anything.

I thought it was interesting. I just don't know if I want to go swimming with it. That's what I'm saying, because it could pop out.

Just think how interesting it would be if it was one of those butt plugs that it lights up you could oh that'd be so cool oh okay now i'm interested okay you got me the lighting up i'm so simple i'm like a crow it lights up and sparkles oh i gotta have that i want that in my ass i don't care how big it is and where i'm supposed to put it it lights up it lights up oh cool simple creature i i definitely am that i admit it it's true but we can have fun with that you can find out where i am in the pool watch my butt plug the water there's a visual it's dark you can't find me you can see my little butt plug i'm blinking i just worry you're so small you might get sucked into the fucking skimmer the skimmer go pull you out of the skimmer basket oh that's awful that's just terrible no no i know what's in that skimmer basket it's just it's not good all right it does it skims it skims so all right folks thank you again and we will talk to you all right everybody have a great night and And Larry, tell everybody good night.

Good night, everybody.