Our 150th Episode! - Our Erotic Day

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The commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its host or guest and does not reflect that of the opinion of the Hot Wife podcast's Hi, this is Donna Lynn and welcome to my Hot Wife podcast where we discuss all the good, the bad, and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle. Hello everybody, this is Donna Lynn. I'm Donna Lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast. I'm here again with my silver-tongued husband, Vince. Okay. Well, that was a different twist. Well, I only said that. Good.

Well, he got a very nice compliment and we'll definitely go more into what we had very exciting afternoon. Don't really need to. Oh, what? Oh, come on. We were over at a couple's house and she mentioned... The people we talked about were the people who hold the house party. Went and just had some... alone time with them. But before that happened, she was complimenting Vince on what a nice, sexy voice he has. Especially the beginning segment. The warning. The warning, yeah. She goes, I just love that. I'm like, oh, what? Okay. She doesn't even know what the podcast is about. She just says...

I thanked her. It's a compliment. You think your voice is very sexy. I've heard that from a few people. I don't get it, but whatever. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. It's just one of those things that I've known this voice most of my life and it doesn't sound special to me. I guess you have known it most of your life. Most of my life, yeah. At one point it was a little higher pitched. Crackling sometimes. Somewhere in my teens. I thought you meant when you were like, You were a baby and you really weren't talking all day. That was even different then. So, yeah. But, yeah.

So, we had talked about that today was going to be an erotic little day. It turned out to be pretty erotic. Oh, I think so, yeah. Well, it didn't go as planned. It did not go as planned at all. The only thing we didn't get to do was actually record the podcast while we were with them. Yeah, that would have been even hotter. Sorry about that. And I have another discussion. disclaimer for this show. We just got back from seeing them and the studio is kind of a mess right now because we are in the process of revamping it a little. Yeah, we're going to make it look professional.

We used to look professional, but we still will be us. We won't be, but it'll at least look professional. We can't revamp us. We're too far gone. So we're doing this in our living rooms, almost, in our dining room. And the dogs are roaming around So at any given time, these dogs could bark for no fucking reason. An ant fart. The only fucking reason they bark is it's like, wait, we haven't been annoying in like 30 seconds. So if they bark, I apologize, but you know. Dogs will be dogs. Yeah, they're great dogs when they're not barking.

But anyway, so well, the day started out with you had your, the gentleman that had been here twice before who was a fan who you've done podcast, now you've done podcast. Video chats. I do video chats. Back to my Jameson stout edition. People ask me, what were you drinking, Vince? I didn't really know I had that big a following. People worry about what I was drinking. I am drinking Jameson tonight with finished in stout barrels. In other words, i.e. Guinness barrels. Oh, nice. It's an Irish whiskey. Finished in a little Guinness barrel.

You have that nice little kind of Guinness-y taste at the end. It's really nice. Oh. That sounds interesting. It is. I'm sure. I'm glad you think so. I guess that wouldn't be too terrible. I'm not going to mix it with what I'm drinking. I would let you try it, but all I do is get this ugly grimace from you. I'm also drinking a salsa or so, a hard salsa or so. It wouldn't even go together, not even close. No, because they just taste like shit. That's not one of my favorite, but it's okay. I do want to finish them up. It's a summertime thing. I'm...

Those things would have to have a lot more alcohol content for me to even consider them. They taste so shitty. They have like very little taste at all. Yeah. Whatever. And they cross so much. Right. It's like, well, whatever. Yeah. All right. But anyway, so you did your little webcam with the gentleman. Yep. Yeah. We always do like, it's usually a half hour long. We start out with 15 minutes of chit chat, you know, what's going on in your life. And then you erotic chit chat. That's what we do. And then we go into, you know, um, you know, I, talking dirty to each other.

I make them come and, you know, it's the dogs, right? So that was the start of my day. So that was kind of a little erotic webcam or video chat I did with him. And then we went up to see our friends. And the idea was we were going to have a play session, videotape it, and also do a podcast. Well, that's not exactly what happened. Well, again, we've been friends for a long time. Right. And we don't see them much except for the house parties. Right. And in all fairness, the house parties, they're the hosts and hosts. Right. So we don't get a chance to talk to them.

So they're talking to everybody and everything else. And again, we're talking to people. So, yeah, it was, you know, we sat down and next thing you know, four hours had kind of gone by. Yeah, gone by. Just shooting the shit. Yeah, we're just chatting about everything under the sun. Mostly sexual. Yeah, mostly sexual. Somehow everything turned into sex. I don't know how that happens. He's talking about that new deck he's building up back. He's like, yeah, we're going to fuck on that. You better make it really sturdy. Here's a great pumpkin pie.

Oh, you have to add two cups of this and a cup of that, and then you put your cock in it. Everything goes to sex with him. Especially him. He's something else. I remember fucking a chick while I was eating pumpkin pie. There we go. That makes sense. Pumpkin pie is good with just cream on it. I don't think you need that pussy on it. On the way up there, we split a pumpkin muffin and then he got to fuck me. So that's kind of like the same thing. That's where that's. Is that your new nickname? Pumpkin muffin? That's actually two words you wouldn't think a woman wants to use. Pumpkin muffin.

Pumpkin or muffin. That really compliment. No. Oh, my little muffin. Yeah, thanks. I'm like overflow in the cup. Oh, my little pumpkin. Oh, I'm bloated. No, I'm joking. They're yummy. You're so sexy. You're so sexy. Thanks. You're so yummy. Just call me limp dick. I'm so aroused when you talk like that. It makes my dick go even further limp. It's hot. Just keep calling me limp dick. Yeah. Call me saggy nipples, please. Oh, yeah. Oh, hey there, anal fissure. Tell me, incompetent lover. You're my incompetent lover. I don't even want to know. You're premature ejaculate.

You're my incompetent lover. You can't get it. hard no matter how early or how late. No. Who did that song? The original one. The real one. Easy Lover. Easy Lover. That was Phil Collins. Yes. See, he missed it. It should be Incompetent Lover. Incompetent Lover. Don't think so? No. He took a good song. He dirtied it. You know, You said I could make anything erotic or dirty, right? Yeah, and you do. Never, ever seems to surprise me. Just did. Well, like I said, you never... So before we get into more of it, I want to give a shout out. We had some... We have everybody...

All the Spunk Loob things are spoken for now. Oh, wow. Wayne, obviously, guess what? Wayne has been corresponding with us. That's great. Our friend Thomas, who we see at the parties. Oh, yes. Okay. You've even played with Thomas a little bit. Yes, I have. Hey there, Tom. He's getting one. Oh, nice. And let me find the folder I put this shit in. I hate touch pads. I know. Since we're on our kitchen table, things aren't ready. Yeah, I don't have my mouse here. Okay, so the other ones. We have an Omar. Mr. Omar, he's getting some free samples. A free sample. A free sample.

Well, we'll put some of those envelopes too. Oh, yeah, that's a good idea. Okay, free samples. Correction. Nice. And then we also have, I'm going to screw this up if I don't look. We have a Gary. Oh. And make sure. Okay, yeah, Gary, that's his name. I saw his email. It doesn't say Gary, but when you read the email, it says Gary. So. So is that five? Well, I don't know. We have, and then there's Chance. He's going to get on. Oh, that's right. Okay. So, and he told me it's not Vance. It's not Lance. It's not Lance. It's Chance. So, I should just fuck his name up just to piss him off. Come on.

Lance Chance. That's your Lance Chance, motherfucker. Lance Chance, motherfucker. So, yeah, it's been one of those days. We've... we've been consuming for a little bit. We, not Donna, but the hosts and hosts, they, uh, and myself consumed a half a bottle of, uh, Elijah Craig before playtime. So I have a, my alcohol level is okay. But you know, like I said, I'm replenishing it now. Thank goodness for that. So, but, uh, go down. But all the people that I just mentioned again, man, and thank all of you.

Um, Everybody with some very kind words about liking the show, their wives like the show and stuff. So we want to thank you guys. You guys need to get a life, man. There's other things out there. Yeah, but they can listen to us, you know, with our banter while they're doing other things that are really more important. I think they should be using our show to teach your kids, see what happens if you don't get a good education, if you don't eat your vegetables, if you do drugs, if you drink. This is what you could be. You don't want that. You don't want this. You want to be successful.

Yeah, we could be definitely a learning tool. You don't want to be having sex with all sorts of strange people, do you? Oh, you do. Okay, you don't want to have a big bourbon and whiskey collection? Oh, you do. Maybe you do. Okay, listen to the podcast. You don't want a nightstand full of sex toys, do you? Like mom? Uh-oh. Okay. Okay. Listen to the podcast. But anyway, so I want to say thank you to all those people and the people who don't email us. That's fine. We appreciate that we see the numbers. And like I mentioned before, we're always... Astounded. Humbled. Very humbled.

We never thought we'd be anywhere close to what we are. Oh, heck no. And the fact that you guys listen and constantly listen, that's great. You know, hello to our friend Steven. And we have Jay, of course. Yes, of course. And we have not heard... for a while from Mr. Mr. Bale Mr.

Bale in South Africa and they've been going through some stuff down there I hope he's okay but again if you want to reach out to us hotwifepodcast at gmail.com love to hear from you in any way as you know we'll answer you on your email but we'll also put a little shout out here on the show yeah people seem to like that they get a kick out of it like you called me out actually read our emails yeah you even said my name oh my god I feel like a rock star. We don't have friends, so. Oh, well.

Anyway, so I just wanted to, quick, before we get carried away with what went on today, because it was kind of weird. Yeah, I feel a little wet. I feel a little wiped out. I better drink some more water. I feel a little dehydrated. How's your asshole? We'll talk about that in a bit. I noticed when we walked up the steps, the wind was blowing on us. Yeah. It's like, wow, we're near the ocean. It's like the ships are coming in. Oh, All we need now is a guy with a red kettle drum and a bell by you because he was banging the shit out of your ass like the Salvation Army drum.

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So anyway, we were hanging out in the kitchen for four hours with their eight dogs and chatting and drinking and drinking and chatting. It was bedlam. It really was. The dogs are great dogs. I thought you were talking about the drinking. The drinking was too, but the dogs are, are they fostering one? We act like we're fucking 18 sometimes with all the drinking. That's okay. A lot of the stories, especially when it involves me, it's like, well, I was drinking and It's the weekend. I didn't have a drink all week. Well, I only drink on days that end with a day. Day. Oh, I see. It's not so bad.

Some people think I might have a problem. Oh, I don't think so. I was like, no, I didn't have a drink. It's not a problem. And only on days that end in day. End with a Y. End with a Y. Yeah. And I only drink 12 months of the year. Oh, see? The rest I take off, and then I start fresh the next year. That's a good idea. Yeah. I'm not going to be one of those people who develops a problem. Oh, yeah. Not you. I am the problem. I drink to get away from me. No, that's why I drink. Oh, I drink to get away from you. That could be. That could be. I thought you said you drink to make me look better.

Well, no. You're already so hot. There you go. So, yeah, this whole day was supposed to be this very, and it worked out pretty. good. It was erotic. It was erotic. The only thing we didn't get to do was this podcast. Yeah. That would have been really hot. Because we were out too many hours of, you know, and they live an hour away. So we had to get home for our dogs. Right. So, which are now sleeping on the couch like we weren't even gone. That's good. Just let them alone. Ixnay on Og Day. Yeah, that's true. So, yeah, we went down into their little, little, okay, their playroom.

Into the basement. Yeah, into the basement, which is like a playroom. They have this, you know, two king-sized beds and So we proceeded to jump on one bed and take our clothes off and ended up being a, started out as a, as a threesome. I was with the wife. Well, I was videotaping. Yeah. Because Vince was videotaping, but. Well, we'll get to that. Let's get into the butt later. He did. He got into my butt. That's for sure. Fuck. Jesus Christ. I was getting ready to charge him rent. He was there so much. Well, it started out with, you know, um, Me with his wife.

Well, his wife wanted to play with you. She's never got a chance to ever play with you. Yeah, I know. Because at the parties and stuff, it's kind of like she's, like you said, the hostess and she's got her own things to do. And then, of course, my husband scarves her up and takes her away, too. She don't argue. No, absolutely not. She hunts me out. Oh, yeah, she does. She does. Yeah, we kind of have a little thing. I have a little thing. Don't tell anybody about that. You do. I do not. You keep posting pictures. This is not child pornography. This is my husband. I've never done that.

That I'm aware of. Ever. Okay. Stop. But it was... So, yeah, we went downstairs and decided to shoot it in a little different way. Turned all the lights off in the room and I just had a little, tiny little camera light. Right. That's all it was. So it's going to be heavy shadows and... So it almost looks like a spotlight. Yeah. Yeah, it's almost like someone had a flashlight on them. I didn't get a chance to see any of the video. Not yet. Neither have I. Except for what I shot. I didn't get to dump it yet. I mean, we literally just got home half an hour ago. Yeah, quick eating. Here we are.

Set this up and had to get alcohol back in me. But so yeah, we shot it. You know, at first you and the hostess started playing, which was kind of neat to see because, you know, you have some buy experience, but not that much. No, not as much as I used to have. And the thing is, I've eaten her pussy before, but she has a nice meaty pussy. It is very meaty pussy, but she's pierced. The first time I ate it, either the eight piercings were smaller. This was a big. She used to have rings on each of the inner lips. Now she has just like a ball in the middle. It looks like there's a bar. It might be.

I don't know. I don't look. I just put my tongue down there. So do I. And I was feeling around. I'm like, what the? It looks like the lips come out and there's a bar between them. I just don't talk to it. And then I don't know if there's a ball on the bar or not. Yeah, there's a ball on both ends. On the ends, yeah. It's a dumbbell thing. Yeah, it's like, it's a, yeah. Barbell thing. Barbell. Barbell dumbbell. But I don't think there's anything in the middle because I know I was. I was a dumbbell licking the barbell. Well, I guess I was too. Yeah, so. That was interesting.

And while that's going, you know, you're licking her, she's licking you, fingering you. Oh, yeah, God. And then her husband was kind of. Playing around with you. Yeah. Yeah. And very quickly. Oh, then you guys were actually taking turns like sharing his dick. Yeah. Yeah. He's they both started licking you and fingering you and you had an orgasm that way. I couldn't keep track. I tell you what, when I was I'm when I was done with that, I'm surprised I was able to walk. The whole event. The whole event. I was like one after the other. I was like, oh, my God. So awesome. So then.

you guys had done that. And then next thing you know, you, uh, you know, he, like he wanted to fuck you. Well, I know he, he did his wife first. Yeah. He was trying, you know, he was getting up to speed. And then, you know, we did some more, you know, messing around. We did like a kind of like a weird 69 thing. Like there was a one time, maybe it was later on, I was sitting on her face and kind of like sucking his cock and then kind of like, you know, flipped it around that I was sitting on his face and eating her out. So, For some reason, I was always on top. Because you're smaller?

Yeah, probably. I don't. I fit a little better on that. But there's one thing I was really trying to get them to do, and I told them about it, but it didn't really materialize this time. I'm hoping next time it will. I still want to be eaten out and fucked at the same time. They did that. But not for any long period of time. It wasn't like I couldn't get engaged to it long enough. There was, you know. Yeah. Yeah. I want to try that again. Just really enjoy that sensation because they just about got into it and then positions change for whatever reason. I would like to try that again.

I would try that in the past and it just never... That almost gets back to what we said before. Your fantasy is always better than reality. No one pictures getting a leg cramp in the middle. Exactly. No one did. Stuff like that. It just didn't work right. Maybe the bed was funky. or the way we were on it was a little funky. So I think we played more. None of the four of us there were spring chickens. Or gymnasts. Or contortionists. Or contortionists or whatever. But that was quite a lot of fun. Then he says, I would love to fuck your ass. And Donna says, I would love you to fuck my ass.

I've been wanting you to fuck my ass. you know at first it was like a little bit uncomfortable tight like for a little like I was surprised because I was pretty worked up and I was like I just not feeling quite right it's been a few weeks since you've done it yeah yeah you know so I but once that those juices start flowing back there and like I could feel that sounds disgusting I wouldn't say when the you're talking about an asshole and juices I wouldn't put that in the same sentence. I would say, once my ass got turned on, caught up to the rest of me. My ass, whatever, whatever he said.

I'm just saying, ass juice is not something I want to drink. Well, it kind of is, because I lick it off of his cock when I come off. I have no problem. I think my ass juices are very sweet. Very sweet. Hand to God. I have no, I do ATM all the time. I have been down in the pussy when I fingered your ass. I'm not arguing. I'm just saying. I just don't like that terminology. It's just, In the audio of it all, someone who hasn't experienced anal, they're like, ass juices? Well, you know what I mean. When I eat Taco Bell, that's what I get. No, that's not the same. It's not the same. Come on.

My ass juices. Don't. Don't. That's not good. Okay. What would you call it? I guess when my ass starts to get lubed up, it produces its own lubricant. Yeah. You know, it really does. So, hence the ass juice. It's tears. It's crying. It's ass tears. It's ass tears. No, your ass kind of like lubes up when you get excited. At least mine does. Mine doesn't. Probably not. Nope. Mine puckers. He sees any dick coming out. The only thing that happens is my fist clench. I don't know what that is. I don't understand that. But anyway, I...

he got his like, like I said at first, you got his like dick into me and it was just a little bit tight. But when he's got a decent sized dick, he's got, yeah, he's a nice sized dick. Nice sized dick. Really nice. And I'm not saying that in a gay way. Unfortunately, in my life, due to the nature of things, I've seen a lot of cock. He's got a nice dick. Not touched. He's got a very attractive penis. He actually made a comment when we were talking upstairs. One of the statements was, Someone, like, in a text message to him and said, Hey, Bob, you have a very nice penis.

I said, Bob, that's a text you'll never get from me. I said, I might sit there and say, Hey, Bob, it was a nice party. I will never say anything complimentary about your cock. I don't like to talk about other men's. Well, what it was is one of the other playmates, the couple, the man was texting the host saying, My wife cannot wait to suck on your fine cock. Oh, okay. I missed that part. It sounded like he was saying it. No, no. My wife wants to. Okay. You've been with his wife. Tom. It was Tom's wife. Oh, I know so many times.

I know there's three times in the world, but she was the one on the podcast from the party. Yes. Which we will be posting on since we closed our Patreon account. That, that audio will be coming up this week on the, uh, on the regular channel. Oh, and by the way, everybody, if you're listening to this podcast, Welcome to our 150th episode. You're kidding me. No. This is the one? This is our 150th episode. We better make this one fucking hot then, folks. Okay, I'll go topless. There you go. Take my shirt off. Take that shirt off. Put it back on. Put it back on. Shut up.

You and your big meaty nipples. All four of them. Wow. You know, if I liked you, that would hurt. But you don't. You don't like me at all. Fuck no. Maybe a little bit. So, where were we? You had a dick in your ass is where we were. Oh, okay. Well, after the ass starts producing these delicious juices. These lovely ass juices. They just, my ass just, it's like kissing it back. It's like, oh, yes. It's like my ass is drooling because I just want that cock in my ass. It's just like, okay. I gotta have that cock in my ass. It's so delicious. Succulent. Succulent. It's a plant.

A plant that's like a succulent. Oh my God. It's like. It's a succulent. Oh my God. Oh my God. It's like a big kielbasa. And everyone knows I want kielbasa. My ass. Okay. That's nice. fine. So your ass is salivating. Kind of is. And he's got his dick in my ass. But the thing that really got this motor running is I like being controlled from him because I know he knows like how much pressure to put on because we've been through training. But he started grabbing my hair with just the right amount of force and pulling it back as he's banging me in my ass.

It starts out kind of like normal, you know, but I'm really starting to get into it. I'm like, oh my God. I know once I'm like, you know, fuck me, my fucking ass. You know, or something like that. I was hoping to dump the video so I could play the audio for you. Oh my God. There was so many times like, fuck my ass, fuck my ass, fuck my harder, fucking fuck my ass. And he's pulling my hair harder. He came over to me. I'm like, not me. The one on her. Stop it. Jesus Christ. Yeah, well, you were like shaking your little tight ass. No, he thought that since I'm an ass, he I guess.

I guess, but he was pounding. I said, no, the one that's salivating, not the one that's dry heaving. That would be me. You were dry heaving? No, I was salivating. I was loving it, man. He was pounding the shit out of my, well, I shouldn't say that either. He was not pounding the shit out of my ass. He was pounding my ass very hard, though, very vigorously. That reminds me of a guy I met in San Francisco. Was he pounding the? I lost my anal virginity in San Francisco. Sorry. Go ahead. I'm trying to be serious with this. I am too. Oh, sure. I'm going to have some more bourbon. Oh, you go.

So there was one point where he's pulling my ass extremely hard and pounding me that I have this orgasm and I remember screaming because I went into another zone with this one. It was like I feel like my, my. Your whole body turned red and your face did. Really? So I thought, I thought you were going to pass out. Oh my God. Oh my God. I felt like I left my body. I felt like I had an actual project, astral projection, an asterial projection. Well, that's what happens if you have diarrhea. Sometimes that does happen. If you stopped at Taco Bell, that's what you would have. Never, never.

But, yeah, I was in a zone there, man. I was out there. Yeah. I'm surprised my butt isn't, like, sore or something. It feels a little stretched out, but it doesn't feel sore. She's going to get up from the chair. Yeah, pretty much. Leave the chair there. God. She could climb the side of a building with her asshole right now. Sting to the glass. That was fun. And then I know we got back into like a threesome kind of a situation there. Well, what happened then too, you guys were kind of sort of taking a break. Yeah. And then I went, started going down on his wife.

Yeah, I just saw you like moving around. I'm like, what the heck is he doing? Next thing you know, I feel like the bed go down. I was like, oh, we have a fourth person. Oh, there you go. So he started taking advantage of his poor innocent wife. Oh. Yep. There's the first part from Stupid. There's the first one. Going to have that from time to time. time. He heard a dog. He heard an ant fart, so he's going to bark. So, yeah, no, according to her, she lost count again. Oh, yeah. She was just... She's not, like, verbal. Like, I'm very verbal, oral, whatever. When I come, you know when I'm coming.

There's no doubt. There's no doubt. Not even a little bit. You start like a siren. It's like... And then I just scream, and I can't help it. But I'm not... I thought I was loud and I was very loud tonight. I was very loud, but we've had other playmates that are way... You've been outdone. It was like... You were, the last one, that real powerful one you had tonight was probably the loudest I've ever heard you. Yeah, me too. Me too. Far enough. That was a pretty... It was like that orgasm came right up from wherever it came from. Your toes. Yeah, you know what?

When that was happening, my left leg was going numb. Sometimes I had to do anal and it it must hit against a nerve like in a weird bizarre way and usually my left leg you're banging my ass my one eye is blinking my one eye is blinking and my other ear is twitching I don't know what the fuck is going on there but I can feel like it did kind of come up from my feet like they were got kind of numb and I could feel this like weird nummy buzzy sensation nummy num sensation the nummy joke I'm going to tell that joke You want me to go ahead?

Pretty young girl walks, not too young, twenties, goes to gynecologist for her first exam. And she walks in, you know, they call her back in and the doctor, you know, this, hi, I'm Dr. Vince. And says, um, you know, I'm going to ask you to, you know, go behind the curtain and disrobe. She said, I don't know if I could do that. Listen, I'm a professional. I've seen it all. Just, I need you to do that. So, She goes back there, disrobes, comes out. He's like, all right, hop up on the table and put your legs up in the stairs. She goes, I don't know if I can do that. I'm kind of embarrassed.

He goes, listen, I'm a professional. I see this stuff all the time. I've seen thousands. Okay, so she gets up there and he's like, okay. He says, you have to take your hands away so I can see it. You know, I got to examine, make sure you're okay. She goes, I don't know. I'm nervous. He goes, I've seen thousands of them. Relax. Okay, so he's standing there looking at her crotch, you know, step away, and he's like, oh, my God. She goes, is it bad? He goes, I'm going to have to numb it. She goes, really? Is it that bad? He goes, yeah, I'm going to have to numb it. She goes, oh, if you have to.

He throws his face in her pussy and goes, numb. So that's where he got the numb, numb from. But the numbness went up my leg. So different kind of numb. This is a podcast. There's no visual on this one. So the little facial expression in his head was that Leg. Leg. This made me get retarded. I might be retarded. You fucked your brains out. Yeah. He always says, one of his little sayings that he's going to, you know, fuck the snot out of somebody. I'm like, I don't like that. That's the box of tissues next to the bed. Yeah, obviously. It's like, is that really what you want to say?

But of course, I like to say, bang the shit out of. And, you know, that's just as, no, not good. So part of the eroticism of today also is, You're on one half of the king size bed. Right. I think it's actually a California king. It's pretty big. I think they're California. But anyway, baseball diamonds, Donna and this gentleman are one half of the bed and she's yelling and screaming, having an orgasm. His wife and myself are on one side of the bed and she's having orgasm after orgasms. If someone was outside and could actually hear what was going on, they're like, let me in. Well, either that.

There was a lot of orgasms between the two of you today. Yeah. I, yeah. Absolutely. But the thing is, it's like, if you don't know they were having orgasms, you're just like, what are they doing to this poor, innocent women? Oh my God, they must be torturing them. Look at her. Screaming and yelling. Screaming for God. That's all I know. A lot of screaming for God. Well, actually, there'd be no mistaken, but when they heard me, you know, when I say, fuck my ass, fuck my ass hard. Come on, fuck my ass. I'm sure there's no doubting what was going on with that one.

Yeah, that's not really said in church much. So it wouldn't have been a prayer session. No, there was no, oh God. Well, there might be one or two, but that. And then Joe said to the disciples, fuck my ass. Fuck my ass. That wasn't, I don't remember that in scripture. No. But I didn't close, but yeah, that was, that was good, man. I was, we did like three sessions of the whole bang in my ass, like a fricking Salvation Army drum. That was actually pretty good. Oh yeah.

You know, what's nice is like, I'm, if you do that like too long, I like that, that vigorous fuck from, from time to time when I'm like in the, in the zone and I was really in the zone. It has to be someone you're comfortable with. Yeah. There's been plenty of guys that you shoot with it. You're not necessarily connected to as much. Yeah. And when, when they kind of use the terminology rough, fuck you. You don't like it. Yeah. They don't have, they don't, they don't know me. They don't know my, um, there's no connection. Yeah. Well, there's no connection. Number one.

And number two, they don't know my threshold. Like he does. He does. He, We had that either verbal discussion, the training. He knows that if there was something you were uncomfortable with, you would tell him and then he'd back down. Sometimes these other guys, you tell them and they don't. Yeah, and that's a problem. Or they want to fuck for like three hours. It's like, well, I don't. It was a pretty long session. I don't know how long it was. Well, we went down. It was like an hour and a half. Yeah, so it wasn't like terribly, terribly long, but...

there's a lot of, you know, going through different positions. there was a lot of things beginning where you guys, the three of you were all just giving each other oral together in groups and alone in pairs. Right. Everyone knows you're sleazy. That's very good. Very good. I just came up with that. It's like alone or in pairs. That's pretty much it. Yeah. Everyone knows she's sleazy. She's sleazy. I am. I want a song mood, I guess. Um, But then, you know, so that ate up time. Right. And I don't mean it in a bad way. And then you and the hostess started teasing him. That was fun. Yeah.

You know. Yeah. Yeah. And then there was a combination again of like the three of you connecting in some kind of parallelogram kind of shape there. I don't know what that was. Yeah. He was like fucking her at one point. And I don't know. I was like licking her. I was on her face maybe. He was at one point. Yeah. She was laying under you licking your. pussy. You're licking her pussy. Right. And then he was fucking you. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Cause I, there's one section. She's like, Bob, get, get it out of my face. I don't know if he got done. Well, he got done fucking your ass a little bit.

He pulls it out and his stick, his dick lick went right onto her forehead. I was like, really? I got Donna's ass juice on my forehead. Well, she was licking my ass anyway. So I don't know. I'm sure it was fine. I'm just saying. I've been licking her ass. It's like, She's trying to breathe and all of a sudden this... I was wondering... Get your dick out of my fucking... She has your pussy because you've got short legs. Your pussy isn't that far above her. She's trying to breathe a little bit. Your pussy's there and all of a sudden it's like... You've got to smack the dot in the forehead.

She's, not for nothing, but you're going to have to move your penis. That's the problem. I've got an ass juice dot on my forehead. Anyway... That's for nothing. It was all clean. I made sure of that before I left, man. Well, if it wasn't, he pushed it far back up in there. As far as he... That's up near your lungs now. Yeah. He even did things like when I was blowing him, he got like a little bit vigorous, which was cool because again, he grabbed my hair like just right and he started slamming my face into his cock to like deep throat him. You know, but it was...

Sometimes I get like uncomfortable when people do that, but I... It was fine tonight. Tonight it was just great. I saw that and I was wondering is she going to complain about that? No, not with him. Some guys I do but there's a lot of more give and take. We have more of a bond with them. We have a friendship. There's a chemistry. They're just nice people and I don't know. It just worked out. I was just in that mood tonight. I was in the mood to be amally roughed up a little bit. And that wasn't all that rough but for me it was a little bit on the rougher side. I would say it was rough.

I'd say it was more aggressive. Okay. Yeah. It was definitely, you know, I got a little bit of smack on my nipples and stuff like that. And he's got a nice smack. He's got, you know, some guys that kind of like either give you the flaccid smack. No, I don't get that. You don't get the flaccid smack? Not from guys, no. Well, I get the flaccid smack from them. They're kind of like half-ass. I want to smack you, but I don't really know how to. And I get that. I understand. I'm not comfortable with on that side of... As a man, we hate the term flaccid. I know. It's the term limp either.

Okay, so it was like very wimpy smack. It's actually probably a better term. Wimpy? Yeah, it's less sexual. Yeah, it's a wimpy smack. It's like... Softer. How about soft? No, that's even a bad term. Softer. Flaccid, limp, soft, yeah. Okay, just stick with wimpy. How about non-aggressive? Non-aggressive. There we go. No. It was a non-aggressive smack. Oh, right. It was a non-aggressive smack. It was an impotent, soft, flaccid smack. Yes. Wait, did you say limp in there? No, it was just, I didn't want to hurt him. So I just wanted to show him something. Like, watch this. Watch my propeller. Woo!

No. No. Oh, my God. You want to see Tommy the choo-choo go in your tunnel? The little engine that could. The little engine that did. Oh, my God. So, you got your ass fucked. I certainly did. It was very nice. A bunch of times. Yeah, we did like three. I'll call them like a circuit kind of a thing. We got into like little groups and, you know, whatever's going on. Then he fucked my ass and I was doing stuff with his wife while he's fucking my ass. And then he would, you know, get like winded. He'd be like, okay, I need to take a couple second break. And then I'd do something else.

I'd suck on his dick some more or, you know, whatever. Then we'd get back into it again. So I think we did that like three times. I don't know. I was busy. Yeah, you were. You were tongue deep in her pussy. With thighs wrapped around your head. I'm surprised you could hear anything. I don't think you could. Yeah, exactly. I don't know. I was three knuckles deep in her pussy. Oh, yeah. I couldn't tell. I saw it in the back of your head. My face was there. You wouldn't have been able to see. You had her moaning and groaning. She keeps losing count on the orgasms. Yeah, you got to stop.

Maybe have a little chalkboard. I got to give her one of those little church things. Oh, yeah, yeah. The counters? The counters. So, okay. That's not light. It just went on for some reason. But anyway, I... Yeah, no, it was a great time. It was a really good time. It's just that everything just took longer as it usually does. Well, I think it's because I think we have a relationship with these people. So it's a lot more comfortable, so it's able to take longer. Sure. When you're with somebody that is just a casual playmate that, you know, they just come over to shoot video and fuck and leave.

Right. You know, where, you know, like the one gentleman that helped with us with the back walkway and stuff like that. You know, he hangs out. We have more of a relationship. Yeah. And you find you enjoy sex more with him as an example. Sure. Absolutely. Because there is more of a relationship. And you know what? Funny thing is, I've done some great anal with him too. Wow. Wow. Do you see the connection? It's so cosmic. Oh, my God. Friends get ass. I just don't give my ass juice to anybody. That's true. It's for special people. Yeah. So pull up a glass and have some ass juice.

I'm just thinking about the last, oh, the huge freaking anal cream pie he gave me. That was like, that was the most massive. I mean, I played that part of the video for like a bunch of times. I'm like, okay, it comes out there and then, okay, it stops. Nope, nope. There's a little ass bubble. There's some coming in my ears. I thought I had a cold, but apparently that's not. It's not. There you go. Shush. And that's the dogs barking. I knew that was going to happen. We couldn't do a whole podcast without them really barking up a storm. But anyway. Fucking the dogs. Fucking dogs.

No, I ain't fucking dogs. I meant, you know. Damn dogs. Damn dogs. But yeah, with that anal cream pie, like I saw, there's a bubble that Oh, yeah. And it pops. The motion going in now is going to put air to it. Exactly. So it's got to lather it up. So I had this cum bubble on my ass, and it kind of like pops. And you hear it like squirt and gush. And there's another like second load, like a second wave of cum, like oozes out of my ass. It's like, holy, that was a lot of cum. That was a lot of cum that came out of my ass. Was it a lot of cum? That was a lot of cum.

I would never have guessed if you hadn't told me. Yeah. Four times. That was a lot of cum. I've never had that much big of a cream pie. I don't think. That was pretty massive. You also had one down by the pool from that was him. But there's also another guy gave you a big one. I'm trying to think another one down by the pool. Yeah. Ambor. I thought he doesn't usually come inside me. He's one of his weird guys. It was the same guy. Yeah. If you watch it. He gave you a big one down there and gave you a big one in the bedroom. Yep. There are two of them. Yeah.

There was somebody else who gave you a big cream pie. But anyway. I'd have to go back and look at the videos. But yeah. So that was our thing today. Yeah. That was our thing, man. We were, I'm, I'm surprised I'm even able to talk right. It's, I feel a little, a little wrung out in a good way. You know, it's like, and when she woke up this morning and there were some difficulties that happened with her. Technical difficulties. She self-employed during the week doing not this stuff. Actually does a corporate America type job, but she works from home.

And there were some software difficulties, and so she was rather stressed. It almost canceled doing all this today, which wasn't fine. I told her it's fine. But now she's not so stressed. Yeah, I'm definitely not stressed. I can't talk right. I won't be able to finish my drink. If I do, I'll just pass out. Anyway, so we'll wrap this up. So that was what we did today. We told you it was going to be an erotic day. I'm anxious to see the video. It's not going to be, it's not as, there's going to be a lot of editing to do because It's only going to be on her OnlyFans page.

No, it's only going to be on ManyVids. We don't have the, it's only ManyVids. Only on ManyVids. Yep. Because we don't have the documentation for OnlyFans. OnlyFans, the other time we shot with them, they wouldn't have been allowed to shrink put that on OnlyFans. So it'll be on our many vid site. Right. But you can go to hotwifedonnellin.com and find the link to that. It'll probably be up there mid to late week. Oh, no. It's going to... There's a lot of other videos I have to go through. So it's going to be like next week or the week after. But what you know. Yeah. There's still...

I try to shoot them, like mix them up, like who I'm with and stuff. And then also like when they're shot so they're not... waiting in the queue. It was very erotic and if you get a chance to go and take a, you know, purchase the video, I guarantee you'll like it. But again, I want to get back to the 150th episode. I really thank people. We would have quit this a long time ago. We never thought we'd be anywhere what we're doing. And, you know, We're actually bearing down probably by the end of November. We will reach our 150,000th download. You think that's when that's going to happen? Yes.

We'll eventually get out. We're almost at 140,000 now. Oh, wow. So in all honesty with everybody, we do over 10,000 downloads. Downloads a month. We can't thank you guys enough. So there's a good chance by Thanksgiving, right after Thanksgiving, we will break 150,000 downloads. That's nuts. Well, thank you guys. And pussies too. Can't have one without the other. We thank you guys. We, you know, again, we just did this as our own little therapy. That's what we say. And stay tuned. My other podcast is coming up before long. It's going to be called Bourbon Therapy. We'll let you know about that.

Not quite so sexual. No, it's going to be just normal bitches we all have. It's just going to be a kind of ranting show. There will be bourbon involved on my part. You have to. It's called Bourbon Therapy. Yeah. One of my friends, he's going to be on it with us occasionally. He says, I can't really drink that much bourbon. I said, you don't have to drink at all. I said, I don't have to drink at all. but I'm going to. You are a trooper, dear. I suffer for my art. Yes, you do. You suffer. You can drink whatever you want to drink on the water. Sure. It's not about the bourbon, really.

No, it's not. It's about just things. It's about bitching. Things in life, like one of the first shows is going to be about bad drivers. Just shit that pisses us off. Well, we're doing this only because getting a therapist was way too expensive. We already had the equipment for this, so. But anyway, and I've been, yeah, I have therapists with restraining orders against me. Well, that always happens. Yeah. So many ways. So anyway, I want to thank you all again. I do challenge you all to see if you have one or two friends that might want to listen to the podcast. Yeah. Yeah.

We'd love to take on new listeners and, you know, again, love to hear from everybody. Hot wife podcast at gmail.com. And you can see. See where I am at hotwifedonnalyn.com. And I'm always posting videos at least twice a week. Pictures and videos, pictures and videos. Give us a yell. Tell us what you want to hear and talk about. Chaz told us he wants us to talk about something. We're going to do some more homework on that and get some facts for him on that and have a topic about how. Oh, boy. We're going to have something that's professional? Well, yeah.

He was curious to hear more about how divorce rates are lower. among swingers than they are with non-swingers. You know what? We need to research that. I can see why. We've kind of hinted on that before. But anyway, we have some other things coming up. Again, thank you everyone. Hope you have a great week. Get up and kick ass. Alright, see ya. Bye-bye. Music Thank you.