Oral Sex Tip and Tricks

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Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my hot wife podcast.

i'm sorry i'm straight out laughing again hi hi everybody this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot white podcast and it's you know what this is going to be a tough one to get through i think but well with that sexy bathrobe jesus christ it's chilly down here jesus christ it's like okay take out the trash well i am here again with my wonderful husband vince but we also have our crazy friends over autumn and logan say hi guys are they crazy because they're friends with us yes i think so yeah let's check it out i think because we're your matches yeah yeah you think so if we had twins that were good looking that'd be hello guys hello if i if i had a male twin that was good looking and in shape and had a big penis it would be logan i'm telling you i'd be like oh my god it's my husband's twin it's my dapple my doppelganger whatever they call it you have to scoot over something to give me room for my head wait which head which one's growing?

I'm going to move closer or further away. Because Donna, if it's the right head, you should move closer. I should be closer, that's right. Don't shy away from that. Now you see the head. I may disappear. So we got an email from a gentleman. I think it's Dave. Dave, yes. Okay, and I'll give you his last name because there's only one or two people in the world with this last name, Smith. Damn, he's incognito.

I mean, hey, my brother's best friend is john smith yeah tell me go check it into a hotel with that name they're like yeah right what's your real idea it's john smith i swear that's what i'm saying good luck finding him yeah good luck but uh dave actually reached out and had some questions about uh performing oral he said that, again, we've heard this a few times, people have commented about apparently my prowess. And he's like, can you give me tips? I'd say, stay away from Donna.

You feel the love, can't you't you really feel the love here right so they they wanted to he wants to know that apparently um you know he's not um been overly sick a little leopard thing going on cheetah whatever the hell that pattern is i don't know cougar damn it is it's a cougar don't you get it do cougars have spots i thought they did cougars have spots right i don't think so i think they do i don't know in this case they do vince just nod anything to get that fucking matrony robe to fuck off right anyway so he was saying that he has not had the utmost success in giving his wife an orgasm through oral, and he wanted some tips and tricks and some pointers.

Interesting. On the male perspective? I feel like I should go, mm. I think we should do it from collectively, you know.

I mean, don and i have talked about this briefly we try not to talk about topics off air you know so we save it for beings here um but like she's like you know i i don't know how to describe necessarily what i do that women tend to like well well let's let's you save it you think about it as a major no that's true a guy doesn't really know what a girl likes unless she tells them straight up thank you yeah communication starts there i think it starts there well so it's fair to let the ladies start and then us jump in and tell them what we do and they can tell us why it doesn't work well do you know what yeah no and i think that's what we need to do i never said it no i'm i support that 110 but i think the first thing for a man to be successful at giving oral he actually has to really love to give oral yes agreed i don't know that yeah if you don't really want to give oral you know the woman feels it too sure i think sometimes since i've been with guys are just very like not very naive down there they don't know the anatomy they don't know where they're going with things it's like where is a clip mom you know what am i digging for here it's really important for the woman so i shouldn't have a pickaxe and a shovel not that it's really complex down there just it's just if you look at it for the first point especially like we have like relatively large lips they kind of look like kind of like a portuguese man of war coming out at you i call it a beautiful flower for sure i call that a beautiful flower it is it is but the thing is you guys actually from women i've been with you guys don't have that big of yeah i've been with women that yeah it looks like being like you're like the oh yeah the animal from uh uh a rocky horror picture show no no um little shop of horrors you know oh my god yeah the flower right with teeth and stuff and each people so they don't have i still go at it with a vengeance but So they don't have giant pussy lips but they got perfectly shaped perfectly proportioned and like when they're excited like they just They're responsive.

Yeah. You see that it's nice looking. It does kind of look like an Irish. But Vince these ladies are wearing too much clothes. Can you turn that heater back on? Turn I turn it back up all the way? Yeah, yeah, 100% until they're stripping. Until they're stripping. So tell us, whichever one of you two wants to start. Okay. What do you like from a man orally? And not like, here's my paycheck. That's not what I meant.

I'll give you five dollars and a chicken drumstick to eat me out if we're going to perform oral pleasures on you okay okay i mean i know i understand here's my paycheck is a form of oral you know pleasure but um it's what what we'll let the autumn first. What do you like done to you from a man or a woman, actually? I'm all about, like, the sensual kissing, touching, feeling. Right. I'm very about the feeling. So, you know, a lot of kissing, touching, gentleness. And then, like, I like it rough, too. So a little rough in there as well. But more of. Well, what about the actual oral skills?

Yeah, I mean, women know women well. So we kind of know where those points are. That's not. I disagree with that. Only because we've been with women that like to be fisted.

I'm like, no no put the whole thing in there like no no that's an extreme i'm not talking extreme i'm talking sensual like yeah you know where women you know i kind of know where to stick my tongue where those spots are where it feels within reason i think all women are different though i've been with some women that are like things done differently like i i tend to be well vince your techniques is very flicking quickly on the clit like very very fast and then when i was with you on you told me to slow it down so everybody's everybody does have a different but again that that's i think a key factor for anybody man or woman giving whoever you know in any part of sex communication you know if you want someone to do something or they're not doing something right you need to tell them and doesn't have to be yo motherfucker you know that's how donna tells me that's where the greatest part about is talking what your sexuality and and how you like things first sure i'm gonna talk about my sexuality real quick vince you never flick my quit just saying i suck your balls i i i said vince You know, I found the clit on the women.

I'm still looking for your clit. When I find your clit, we'll address it then. He wants his clit clit. It's eight and a half inches long. But I think every woman is different. To answer that question, every woman is different. And what feels good for them May not be what feels good for the next woman So you really have to have that conversation And that's any aspect of sex And if you want to make it Not awkward, talk about it beforehand Or you can give Gentle Honey, I would really like it If you Touch my microphone I'm sorry, is that what you want me to do?

Honey, I would like it if you touch your microphone Ha, honey, I would really like it if you, you know, flicked your... Touch my microphone. I'm sorry. Is that what you want me to do? Yeah. Honey, I would like it if you touch your microphone. I don't think this is a microphone. I'm just saying. It's whatever you want. He'll let you talk into it. You know? I mean, yeah. But no, it's true. I mean... It's a wireless mic. That's true.

Like when I was was um like autumn and i just had this very very hot girl girl scene was that hot or what i think yeah it was very very hot we just didn't get to see much you will you will i could like look over your when you were feeling it was definitely it was definitely very hot and i'm still like learning what autumn likes and you even told me like whispering in my ear which is very sexy like slow it down you know you know do like a little more sensual and you know and i was like that's great things have to be in the room he's killing the vibe she never said that shut up i thought we established you were in the closet.

He was. He was literally in the closet. People who don't know what that's about. You don't like yourself. No, I'm cool with that. When we shoot in our bedroom, we have a closet that actually, we have a counter built that actually have the computer and all the switching and stuff. So I sit in the closet. So actually, the guys don't, like if Donna's shooting with guys that aren't comfortable in front of the camera, one, they can deal with a camera. They have to deal with a husband sitting there watching. Oh, yeah. But they still know he's in the closet. That might be even scarier. I don't know.

So I'm not even sure how that makes them feel. And if I come out of the closet, they have a lot of reasons to worry. I'd be afraid. They should. It's because they've done something wrong. Never happened. He's still in the closet. He comes out every once in a while. We take care of our women around here. I come out just to fill my bourbon glass. He goes, right. Grab a cigar.

Don't do something wrong or don't let me run out of bourbon we'll be okay so sorry but anyway so again again for dave or whoever else is listening that has any interest in this it's um communication is a big big part of yes i agree giving oral pleasure same as if the woman with you is like i'm guilty of it um really i'm so sorry okay no like don will be sitting there blowing me and i enjoy my balls being licked so i'll sit there and go can you lick my balls yeah look at my balls it's like yeah okay but she would you know she'll do it occasionally without me saying something but but you know there's times you know when you want it it's like you know what that'd feel good right now how about we how about you go and pay some attention to the boys you know yeah yeah so you know and same as donna's like beige beige what the is that she goes we should paint the ceiling baby oh my god have you said that's what i'm done white wait in the middle hot and heavy you said paint white come on swallow come on she's gonna spit it out on your carpet in about two seconds come She's a swallower.

Come on, be a good girl. Swallow that. You're making paint suggestions to poor Vince while he falls deep. Well, it could have been cool wallpaper for all I can. The weird part is she starts talking to me about recipes, and she doesn't cook. I'm like, wait a minute. A little more parsley on that thrust. They're having sex and she's watching the cooking show. That would be really good for dinner tomorrow, honey. Put your head down a little bit. I can't see the TV. Honey, can you move your ass cheek just a little bit? Stop moving your head when you eat my pussy.

I'm trying to read Reader's Digest.

The special hat I have to wear has has a book rack on it I'm just thinking that Or like Al Bundy used to do He had a Playboy staple to the headboard While he was fucking pegged Yeah, thank God we don't have a headboard I got rid of that on purpose but so so you know communication we agree is important you know so for Dave and whoever else you know it's important that your wife or whoever you're performing oral on tells you what they want what you're doing right and even politely telling what you do wrong you know you need to know like okay do you like one of the things i enjoy doing that i find very erotic is not licking the clit like teasing let the woman's pussy swell and get to the point where you see her starting to like move her hips like trying to get your tongue onto her clit and then and then you know so when you hit it you just watch that back arch yeah you know you just you know just like yeah you can't do that too long because you tease me too long that i kind of lose my oh i do it with you too ah he sees me so long that i lost that i wouldn't come about a thousand times but you kept teasing me too long and then i I kind of it it kind of ruined you should just keep getting ramped up donna you're impatient it gets to a point though where i just my body just you know what it is my body becomes um fatigued from the sensation that happens okay it's like edging it's like edging but don't do it too long because otherwise it'll uh it'll ruin the orgasm oh there we go is it getting that warm up quiet let me turn that thing on we turn to heat up even more now all right spring will be here soon so so what now so donna since you know intimately my oral skills yeah so tell dave okay what is it part of my what what do i do that you like i like the fast flick i'm doing with my finger now see fast flick of the tongue on my clit but not too but you kind of dodge around you gotta do like the side of my thighs i do the chinese alphabet i'm just an asshole i do that too my hole which i like i like it when you lick across my pussy hole I can tell you what Donna likes yes you could spill the beans she likes it flicked and then she likes you to go deep and then go deep little tongue punch I work her up a little bit first.

Get her all, the juices flowing, and then you can go in. I'm just telling you, because that's what she whispered to me. Yeah, you're like, fuck with your tongue. It takes a lot. And I'm still learning from Vince. I'm not that, I don't think my oral skills are all that great, but I'm learning from you. I don't have a pussy. Yeah, I can't practice it. I think your oral skills are great, as far as a male's concerned.

I don't think my oral skills are all that great but i'm learning from you like yeah i think your oral skills are great as far as a male's concerned well we'll get to that topic next i'm a little more comfortable with that but my tongue gets fatigued over time like i don't know i agree with that practicing and practicing i think i think that's how damn near sprained my tongue one time on a little cast and all cast pussy I can't make it in my tongue you working I hyperextended my tongue. I'm sorry.

Yeah, but you have to say it like, I tugged with make it in my tongue ain't working i hyper extended my tongue i'm sorry yeah but you have to say it like i can't come in the world it's a thing now if he said boss says well what send him a picture of her pussy and he goes oh i get it i got it never mind yeah he'd give me a month off paid paid that god damn right i fucking he'd be like send me another watch i've only been there six months. Send me another picture on every day that ends in Y, and you're off. You're off. Yeah, how about it? You are the boss, Logan. Oh, yeah. That's why.

You just got busted. Just a little detail there. Just a little detail. Just so you all know. Yeah, for real, though, she never sex me while I'm at work. I'll be at work busting my ass. I don't get no pussy shots. What are you talking about? I'm with you. I do the plumber's track. I'm like, baby, check out this fucking mess.

She goes around the corner and tells you some sexy pictures.'re like what the fuck is this she does crawl up the ladder kind of sexy though she should she shimmies that ass side to side i look like i'm wrong on the ladder it doesn't look wrong but the thing is it's a plumber what's he doing the ladder he puts it up climb the ladder climb the ladder she is my secret weapon would you ever tell this girl no to an estimate as a man probably not no you're gonna whip out that fucking credit card and you're gonna pay this bitch you're gonna be like where do i swipe it she'll be like well unless your wife's home then all of a sudden it's like yeah i need to contact an all-male crew yeah the wives are an issue we issue.

We're working on that. Some of them can be converted. Some of them can be converted. Yeah, she shows up in shorty shorts and a tight, like a wife beater with no bra. Guys are like, I don't care what you're charging me. That's fine. Y'all wait for our new commercial. Can you wait for Summer so it's like she's all sweaty? Yeah, all sweaty. Y'all wait for our new commercial.

It's going to be like Baywatch Slash plumbing Instead of a beach He's running across a basement Titties bouncing everywhere With a pipe wrench I'll save the day Logan do you remember the customer we had That was like I've never seen a plumber With paint nails before. That wasn't all he wanted to say. I know it. I know it. Yeah, nails. He couldn't get over the fact that I had long pink nails. And he's like, I've never seen a plumber with pink nails. I'm pretty sure we were there to replace his sewer main, too. So, like, we had excavators, all kinds of crap.

And she's in there talking to him like a boss. Like, yeah, we're going to replace your sewer main after 20 feet. But if we run into this, it's really going to be a problem for your pocket. Tell me the guy isn't like, oh, I want to see her plumber crack. He didn't argue with shit. He was like, whatever you got to do, man, please do it right now. Right now.

And make sure she doesn't wear a belt so those pants come down i get dirty i get down there and get dirty i do we have video we know yeah i do i'm in the i'm digging holes i almost lost her in a septic tank the other week oh that sounds so hot it was not hot it was not hot he's like come over here no that's not true. I wouldn't let her within 10 feet of that hole you were I would not check this out because I got a little bit to the left. A little bit more to the left. He's moving it around. That is not true. She was not allowed within 5 feet of the hole. You said 10 feet before.

Oh, shit's getting deep as we shake. I do mean shit. Donna, you don't have shit kickers. You have Crocs. But they're waterproof. I got flip-flops. You're not safe here. I'm not safe. All right. So for Dave's, not that subject systems aren't sexy. Sorry, Dave. All right. We'll get back to the camp. I'll see.

It's a topic i'd rather talk about yeah me too yeah um not sure how that happened actually but yeah what else can we tell dave well the communication so communication and again i mean he needs to find out what does your wife like and what does she not like yeah now one aspect that we have ventured into and we'll see if they do do you guys have a mental game like you're getting getting receiving oral do you sit there and go into like a fantasy or something in your head that gets you more excited that's interesting what do you mean that's interesting i'm curious do you have any type of fantasy because i'm just straight up eating your pussy oh yeah well no i think when i'm eating her pussy i don't generally think of other things because i'm having fun eating her pussy but she goes into her little fantasies and when she's blowing me i'll go into mine yep you know and then he'll sometimes he'll be like i had this dream and he'll tell me about these erotic and then it's like i was on a mountaintop yeah i Thoroughly want to know what she fantasizes about.

I want some behind-the-scenes intel. I wouldn't say I fantasize about it. I do, I guess, in a sense. But it's us. It's us. Why? No, give me something else. There's got to be something else besides us. I'm more like, it's uh some hot rico suave motherfucker running on the beach fucking tis bouncing muscular sweaty come on something i don't know who's coming out of the closet now i'm not in the closet i just know what she wants trust me i i'm gonna look as vince says i am also allergic to anything attached to a meal. Yep. A good penis allergy. Very bad penis allergy.

Including a long conversation. Oh, back to the question. I guess I'm the only one that actually has a... Well, I don't know. Does she? She never really answered the question. Right. She's like, it's always loose. But what about the two of you? Yeah, what about?

What part do you think about okay so whenever so it doesn't matter say for instance donna and i eating each other out sure that was hot the fantasy is that yes that moment you eating me i saw that you know i've never never she was your husband while i was eating you out so i think she's kind of okay with it that was last time yeah we had a good time it was going down it's that that individual that moment okay that's what i visualize where it feels good yeah okay how it feels you know it's it's not anyone you know sure doesn't know the fantasy is that anything different from each other other than it's the individual the act the act i saw her face i know my wife i saw her face and she was genuinely orgasm that was a genuine a couple of them a couple of genuine orgasms she was into it just just to mention you guys know there are rubber sheets on the bed so yeah yeah we felt that when i was demonstrating scissoring with you which was a fun time i felt it i'm like i was actually surprised you kept your pants on when you did he was just demonstrating I thought I was just a fluff boy I was just supposed to be a fluff boy and i'm not allowed to penetrate the rule scissors have a hinge pin and you provide the hinge pin so the reason for that is we tried to make a fluff boy porn video but i accidentally penetrated and got her pregnant and i got fired so like totally wow yeah didn't work out so well no not so well she took seriously what you poked her her in fun huh yeah yeah it wasn't supposed to happen no no porn director was pissed so like donna donna has like two or three little fantasies that really rolls yeah gets in there and let's hear you know.

Let's hear it. What's the top one? It depends on, like, they usually last for a number of months, and I just do different scenarios. The first one was, we always call it the kiss the girl scenario.

If you're in the movie Kiss the Girls with Morgan Freeman, where the girl was held captive, forced to, in my fantasy now, the captor is very, you know, know hot and he forces me to give and receive pleasure and there's other women and in this in this cavern that are all we're all subject to his whims and desires i always try to keep him to myself so i could fuck him and make him come so he couldn't have any she has but she has other variants of no that's actually sub like she wants to be a sub in that situation vince when we started filming this and do you have a basement yeah i do not much of one really i'll come down there to some tied up bitches well just tell the ones that are in there to step aside we're filming one, really.

I'll come down there to some tied-up bitches. Yeah, it's the tied-up bitches. Well, just tell the ones that are in there to step aside. We're filming. Yeah. And that was... She's had variants of that where she does... Where, like, she's a patient in a mental hospital in a straight jacket. And they come in and they... Have their way with them. Have my way with me. You know what?

You and Autumn must be related because she likes that type stuff secretly too she won't sit here and say it on mic but she likes that she's scared of it but she likes it too well the reality of it is fantasy is always higher oh yeah way and then the other one was actually based on reality there was a when i said there's one guy in particular couch dances with him wear sweatpants and he'd slide his sweatpants down just to like the head of his dick and just a little bit would be poking out and I'd get my, I'd get on top of him and I'd like pull my teeth into the slide just a little bit so there's a little bit of skin on skin, just that little bit.

He'd be like, oh dear God, I want to fuck you so bad. You know, it was that kind of thing. It was just so. Was that Tollgate?

another guy i don't remember his name whatever there was a guy his dick was so big he was a little little african-american guy and his dick would become so big it'd be like so he'd call him tollgate because i happened to be there one night i was there i was there one night when he came out of the couch dance room with her and he was fully erect and that thing it's like it's like i was really paying a toll to get past like you weren't going down that road man that thing was out there that thing was out there i mean you'll poke somebody's eye out with that yeah if he goes off you're in trouble that was like 14 inches easy yeah and he was i don't know he was i saw him i think he was lightheaded that That's a big motherfucker.

Yeah, that was. There is such a thing as too big is big, right? It is when you never had kids. Some guys, we've had some guys that they literally. No, you've had some guys. But, I mean, you're there filming. I'm still in the closet. She volunteered your ass. I'm still in the closet. I mean, Vince, we ran through some guys that were like 12 feet low vince and i tore them up though they taught him a real lesson with that bum sorry i had two inches and made it hurt two inches of fury the angry inch those are three pumps i'll never forget. I'm sorry. Three, not two? Well, he's a marathon runner.

I was thinking about something else, so I had staying power. Staying power. This shit is too ornery. But yeah, there were some guys that just couldn't get it in my pussy. For real? For real. But back to Dave's topic of oral sex or his wife. Yeah, sorry, we're meandering again. Do we know failing Dave at this point? No, well, we're going into the first one's communication and then have a mental game. You've got to find out what she wants. Have a mental game. Where's your head at when this is all happening? It could be, you know, what's her fantasy about that? Exactly. Does she enjoy it?

There's women who do not enjoy oral sex. True. I think Dave wants to know about the nuts and bolts of the thing. Well, we're getting there. The nuts and bolts. The nuts and bolts. He's got some nuts and hopefully he's got a bolt. Oh, I hope so.

And, you know know communication um again to the strength of my tongue or whatever everybody has you know physical limitations or abilities depending on the person oh my god we're laughing she can't stop laughing but um it's you know it's about um you know it's it's here we go so um adam should never have given them to her you know and you know role play is there something that maybe your wife you know dave maybe your wife wants to be the captive? Yeah. You know, there's people that, like, there's times, like, I'll take and hold your wrist down. Hold my wrist down. You know?

You know, like, so that. That's true. That's true. I'll put my arms up over her legs and hold her arms down. So, theoretically, she's being restrained. Yeah, that's good. Wait, I have a question for Dave. Has he asked her? I don't know. Yeah, he just... I don't think he's asked her. He just, from what I've picked up from his email, he doesn't think it's his A game. He has not gotten his wife to come through his oral skills as of yet. Okay, well, we won't be able to call Dave's wife up, so let's try to help him out as much as we can, okay, Autumn? Yeah, absolutely.

I mean, we can help him out with the lady's experience. How about 69ing? Does his wife 69 with him? I don't know this question. Oh, yeah, that's always a good one, too. Yeah, that's a lot. Is that something that would turn her on?

I mean, because it is arousing when you're feeling pleasure and you're giving pleasure it's kind of yeah you know it's kind of arousing i mean if you haven't tried that dave i'm sure you have but um you know that i asked him if they're swingers and they're not um they don't really think they need to or want to and that's fine there's nothing wrong with that right um but um Yeah, it's communication. Don't hesitate to bring a toy into it.

Yeah, there's been times fingers or fingers but i've used a vibrator while i'm eating her out you know um again dave we haven't talked about does your wife explore what you explore anally yeah that's true you know that's always because there's more nerve endings in the ass than there are in the especially with oral yeah so i'm in the mood yep sticking a finger or two up my butt feels pretty darn good she had a rhyme to it but again not not everyone And again, that's where communication comes in handy because not everyone is up to doing anal stuff, and that's nothing wrong with that. No, no.

It's an acquired taste. I'm not into receiving anal. Of course not. I'm not into anything to do with penises. You have made that abundantly clear. I will continue to make that. There's a sign on the door. That's it. No penises. Vince's ass off limits. Pretty sure it says exit. Mine is a revolving door. I was going to get that tattooed on my ass. Exit only. But I thought, if I ever went to prison, these are people who break the law anyway. They're going to listen to it. You might as well write a guest list. They're going to change that to interim. The guest list.

I came up with the ultimate tramp stamp tattoo, though. Yeah, what's that? So, you know, like at the carnival, you have the thing hit that sledgehammer and ring the bell? Yeah. So you get that above the girl and put the bell at the base of her neck. So the guy could see how far he could shoot his load when he pulls out. I've seen that. On a girl's back? Yeah. Oh, really? Yeah. Really? Yeah, seriously. It was a tattoo. Yeah, you get a tattoo of a girl who has this tattoo. So you put the bell at the base of her neck. Yeah. And they can see how far they shoot their tongue.

Seeie we got a sharpie and a tape measure vince oh my god okay that would be so funny yes i think that'd be you want a sharpie i use my artistic damn it babe i told you i should have came save my comb from last night she made me have sex with her on the couch i was trying to save myself did you rape him she did i did last night but you can't rape the willing so i didn't resist a whole lot logan was trying to be so good too and he's like Like, he's, For the day And I could tell Like he's being like Trying to be super good She wasn't having none of that shit He just wants you to respect him for his mind Yeah that's what he is Oh I respected him for his mind Yeah the little mind One of the heads Yeah little heads It was hot as fuck We keep getting off of dave's subject yeah poor dave is like so they help me talk talk to her find out what she wants yeah explore fantasy things yeah explore toys um explore you know um yeah you know again the fantasy thing is huge it really is it is for me because the best sex you can have is in your head.

Oh, absolutely. You can have the wildest fantasy. And if you go and try to make it happen, when it happens, let's say a threesome. Okay? All of a sudden, when it's all said and done, you go, hey, that was good. But my fantasy was a lot hotter. You know, like I've had numerous times with two women and myself.

Okay it was i loved every time but you know it was like the fantasy of it it's like yeah it went a lot faster than i thought you know when you got one hot woman sitting on your dick and the other one licking your balls it's like it's game over game over yeah sorry this is a single shot not a semi-automatic you know well and also in my fantasies it's a lot more smooth like the transition especially in a threesome circumstance right it's so much smoother than my reality i'm of course my i'm more limber i can you know do like gymnastics and shit we're like donna you take here hold yourself two feet off the ground with one foot on the doorknob yeah exactly you place yourself here behind donna where i can poke both at the same time wait are we playing twister i was just thinking that x-rated twister where did those five dwarfs come from right well you know we stole them out out of the neighbor's yard.

No, those are the gnomes. They're the lawn. The neighbor's yard so now let's get into a topic that you two know more about okay what topic is that oral sex giving it to men oh again every man is different obviously so you have to while you're doing things i'll ask them they you know this is feel good for you do you like it are like, yeah, and they just take my hand and they slam it down to the crotch. But there's women who like that. But there's women who like that. I only threw up a couple times. Oh, my God. And that was before she got to the bedroom. Yep. She's like, this.

No, they went a little too vigorous, and I had just eaten my leg. Gag reflex. Yeah, gag reflex. I was like, oh, dude. We were shooting a scene one time this guy has like a 12 inch cock and it's crazy and he's sitting here like you know face and we just had breakfast like an hour before oh my god oh it didn't end well that almost wound up all over and he's like i'm trying to i'm trying to be a good sport about this man it smells really bad like well. I just threw up all over you. What do you want? Right? So that's something I try to avoid. I don't want to do that. Yeah. Yeah. Poor Donna.

I try to be a good sport, but I only have so much room back there. You are such a good sport, Donna. Such a good sport. She goes the extra mile. I do. I do. Or should we say the extra inch? You understand the assignment. I don't know about that. I mean, there's certain times I can actually, if a guy's cock isn't too girthy, I can actually relax with a glottis and the head of the cock will go, This is a family show. Don't use that kind of language rightthy. I can actually relax the epiglottis and the head of the cock will go... Hey, this is a family show.

Don't use that kind of language right here. I can actually deep-throwing... Shit, hold on. We better get the hell out of here. I thought she used a big word, too. We're not welcome in a family show. Use epiglottis in a sentence. I have an epiglottis in my throat. What's the origin epiglottis? Donna, I'd like you to spell that. I don't know how many do that. I'd like to be able to also. The epiglottis is that little flap that goes from... Okay, don't kill the whole show, right? Yeah, but I can relax that. It's really not sexy. Epiglottis is not...

When a guy's like, when I'm giving him a head and I can actually do that, he goes, oh my God, I just wanted another inch. Oh my God, your epiglottis is opened up. He doesn't know that, but I do. He doesn't know what I'm doing. It's more of a feeling. your epiglottis has opened up it's more of a feeling your epiglottis feels so good i just relax that okay i get it but just you know what i what would you call it i know what's your throat it's not though it's beyond that stomach you were just talking 14 i inches. I'd just be happy if I could reach her tonsils. Oh, yeah. Autumn's done again.

She's going to lose some ribs today. Oh, my God. I just, you know, I mean, if I can get past your canine teeth, I'm happy. It's like a hello. Yeah, I have a goddess. Isn't that two towns over? Yeah, something like that. So, what do you you're gonna tell them what do you mean you guys you guys could demonstrate technique i mean poor logan's sitting there doing nothing yeah he's just sitting there with i am kind of unemployed so what to say he's actually the subject matter at this point yeah subject, subject matter expert. Where's that stunt cock cup?

So what I prefer, I mean, honestly, you talk about guys slamming you down to the hilt. I'm not like that. I like soft, slow, barely gliding your mouth over me.

That's's what turns me on i'm not gonna he had to tell me that yeah she used to face fuck me like down to the hill yeah like and that was not my preference i don't mean to sound like a pampered ass but like i don't like when a girl's like choking on me i want her to have a good time too some guys find that arousing the whole like gagging and i get it but other parts of me is like you know they're like oh do you get really messy is there a lot of saliva and i'm like it depends on how much i'm engaged yeah yeah a lot of guys are into the messy face fucking type thing and you know that might be their thing but i'm a little bit more essential when it comes to that sad to say but no that's nothing wrong with that at all it's whatever turns you on whatever you like i mean the rough stuff looks kind of good more like on on film but the actual you know act of doing it is not work it's not my fantasy it's not not my right thing and i like slower you know right licking your balls and licking the whole shit i like it i like it slower myself yeah i'm sure in small doses it's fun but like no girl wants to sit there and be bash oh i hate like i hate the girls who drag their teeth across it oh you know what i I like to be bit a little bit A little bit Just sometimes Not much, just a bite here and there Like a playful one We've had Donna's had guys she's played with They loved their nuts, like tugged real hard That was my old boyfriend He's like that I had the nails and he's like, I want you to grab my nuts and pull.

So he's doing me dogging. I'm like pulling his nuts as hard as I can. Trying to start a lawnmower. If I knew he was a douchebag, you guys, I would pull the last harder. Except that fucker won't pull out. Man, I got a fucking wedgie. He's like wiggling around. Damn. Now I know how y'all feel wearing a thong I like the thong I prefer no panties wow yeah I used to do that no panties a lot more laundry everything would be like just getting soggy wow I don't know. I had to do a lot more laundry. Everything would be like just getting soggy. Wow. In the summer, the flies. Yeah. Oh, that was cheap.

Oh, my God. The good thing is, while you're sitting there, I have nothing on my food. The flies. Yeah, the love.

Can feel the love this is true love right here 20 years of marriage yeah that's why we hang out with y'all we can feel the vibe feel the vibe yeah donna feels a vibe every night she goes into her fucking desk drawer there and pull that thing out it sucks when they're going off and you're like trying to film some shit and all you hear is yeah that has happened to us or your dog accidentally grabs one thing and it's a new toy oh no my dog snitched me out when I was a kid when I first started having sex and was using condoms, I guess I must not have put one where it was supposed to be, and my dog come running out with it hanging out of his mouth perfectly.

They're like, here, let me just grab that. It must be a piece of debris from the floor. Nah, dude, my stepmom saw it. There was no denying what the hell it was. I was grounded for three months. Oh, my God. Three months? Three months. She was a bitch. She was a prude. Oh, my God. It's like, okay, so I'm going to be penned up for three months, and when I get done, I'm going to go fuck the shit out of something. Yeah, for sure. I was grounded for three months, but I still, like, whacked off every day. So what was your point? Yeah.

It was her toothbrush oh man that's i didn't think that was a reserve for the backside i had to comb my anal hairs that toothbrush worked real good i hope she's listening to this. Oh, my God. God, I hope she bleached it. It's amazing her face cream never ran out. Fucking hell. She was like, my face cream smells a little bleachy. You know, I can't quite put my finger on it, but it feels like something else I've had on my face. I don't know the manufacturer, but it moisturizes, but it doesn't really get the wrinkles out. It seems to be really good for your face.

I don't know i i've had so much on my face my face should be you know exactly you look like you do john a face of a 12 year old it's not neva or whatever the hell it is jerkins facial jerkin i'd love someone to come up to you and say wow what do you do your skin's so beautiful i take facials like big cum loads from men those kind of facials not the pretty ones with little you know they put the you know no cucumbers no cucumbers on the eyes i have balls on my eyes and come on my face it's the creamy kind whoever listens to the show we're not responsible for your broken ribs this cream is good for internal or external use and it tastes good too try it as a salad dressing.

Toothpaste. Does not work as adhesive. Are we going to start bottling this shit? Oh, my God. Oh, guys would line up for the milking machine for fucking miles. Yeah, they'd be like, yeah, I'll donate. I'll donate. So what is your talent as, Arden, with oral skills, with a guy? What do you do that you think makes him see the serial numbers on the inside of the back of his head?

As soon as she's done answering, i'll tell you what it really is okay my eyes oh fuck she beat me to it okay her eyes will fuck you up as soon as she's like sucking on you and staring up at you like it's it's over you're fucked like you're her i interpret that like this is all you have for penis no that's not what she's saying to me well Ha haogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogog be you're poking me in the top of my esophagus whatever that character from sesame street was that donna mentioned earlier epiglottis mr snuffleupagus whatever the it was we're doing pretty good nobody got muted today oh put the finger away vince it's not necessary but um yeah that's a lesser Autumn can tell me what she likes and what she doesn't okay all right sound good yeah do like a blow by blow so when i start with oral with autumn like of course there's kissing like of course i kiss her boobs like kiss my way down to her vagina area if all right you know what pussy area you're gonna be all right vince i hope you're still in the closet but anyway i got face cream ready to come out we got a measuring stick Let me turn around I got face cream ready to come out.

We got a measuring stick. Let me turn around. I got the Sharpie. Where's that toothbrush? Where's the toothbrush? Oh, my God. But anyway, that's all generic shit.

Once you get to the area of operation, basically, I mean, it's no different than starting out by licking on popsicle like you know get her warmed up right and then tongue punch it a little bit but when you tongue punch the key is to curl upward toward the g spot and try to wrap your tongue backwards while you're doing that you know pay attention to that a little bit yeah you gotta have a little bit of tongue i don't have a long enough i know what if your tongue isn't yeah my car doesn't even turn see i don't know this is just me and my experience with autumn's pussy i try to reach that tongue or the g spot with my tongue which i can somewhat get there and she doesn't seem to bitch you know but it makes you keep doing to get it right you gotta pay attention to the g-spot and the clit at the same time and her reaction will tell you yeah yeah you gotta experience what she likes like don't be afraid to stick a couple fingers up there curl them back on that g-spot while you're licking the clit yeah yeah and you don't need to be aggressive like you know literally like you're licking a popsicle you know start out with that until she starts squirming then you can move into tongue punching make it all about her right yeah see how she reacts to what you do she's not you know you know, try it for a little bit.

She's not reacting. Some women like you to go up and play with their nipples a little bit while you're licking them. Yeah. It's all about stimulation. That's it. Yeah, it is all about stimulation. Well, it's all.

I mean, the one thing I like about oral sex in general, whether it's giving or receiving, is that person, whether it be you or the other person right it's actually you're getting soul attention yes yes you know and it's kind of like you know fucking is great and everything else but like as you get older you're like oh my fucking knees jesus christ my back hurts you know so yay getting older but you know when you get to you know again like we talked about like the fantasy going into your head of Right of a fantasy, you know, and, you know, let's pretend you want to think of Pamela Anderson or something like that blowing you.

You know, if you're getting a blowjob, you can close your eyes and sit there and picture Pam Anderson blowing you. Or whatever gets you there. Wake up and it's Tommy Lee. What the fuck? Steering a boat with his tail. Oh, my, I saw that. That's a fucking keel underneath, man. I can't wait to get a boat. I'm going to drive it with my dick. His dick came out and, like, could wrap around it. And it was weird. It's like, what the fuck, man? He had a suicide knob.

Yeah, so, I mean, it's all about communication it's about relaxing too you got to just relax and enjoy both her and you and she's got to feel the attraction like you got to eat that thing like it's a prime steak well and find out you're hungry as shit but again does she like does she like oral yeah that that could be another thing like honestly some women don't like oral yeah i haven't met one but i heard they're out there i've met a few that no i don't like you know like one of my old girlfriends she actually said that after i left her she met this guy and they wound up getting married and she told me one time i went to lunch and she's like he licked my pussy once made such a mess and not in a good way he just slobbered all over she goes i don't let him lick my pussy she goes you're really the last guy to ever fucking do me right i thought that's what you're supposed to do when you lick pussy make a mess no no not the way he did good mess he made a mess he made a mess but didn't achieve gotcha.

Yeah, he like slobbered. When I do oral on you, is there something you like more than others? Yeah. What? The beard. Facial hair. I like the little tickle. Yeah. Inact. Yeah.

I mean, Dave grow a beard, but other than that, something else, babe something else babe yeah like your tongue how you move it you're good at locationing can you elaborate a little bit about location spill the beans you're awful you really want me to spill it I'm trying to help i want dave to go home and eat his wife's pussy and she's like i want to marry you again i may be different than somebody else what i like is different and that's the case yes i like the licking of my clip but i also like the the slight suck right like i mean it's got to be you can't suck hard because that hurts yeah i suck on the clit lightly yeah lightly yeah just a little light suck and you know lick that in itself is arousing see that's what i'm looking for yeah if you actually suck on a quit just a little bit you pull on it just a little bit.

You'll find it swells and becomes more sensitive. Exactly. Yeah, and then we can feel it internally. Juices start flowing. Just a little bit here across my legs. There you go, sexy. That's what we were looking for. But, you know, it's like getting to the male end of things, yeah. I mean, you got to, if a woman's listening, or somebody who else who is accepted, I'm not judging. I think that, Logan, what do I do best? So, when I get oral, what I like, me as a person, and I'm not every guy, I like it to be as soft as possible.

You don't need to, like, you know, slam your your face in and out like enjoy it as much as i am like slow and you don't need to suck on it like just literally glide your mouth in and off of it and i'll be like super excited as long as you seem super excited you understand i don't need a face fuck i don't need somebody to suck my skin off i don't want somebody to rip my balls off there's some guys that that's what they live for yeah oh we met a guy that he was so into pain he loved clothes pins all over his junk if he was sitting there he'd sit there and he'd be completely flaccid you start putting clothes pins clothespins.

He had, what, 20-some clothespins on his chest? It was 16 on his dick. On his balls and dick. He would get rock-fucking-hard. You seem like you have so much regret, Donna. With all these clothespins, just pinching the skin on his unit, you could cut boards with that motherfucker. to that motherfucker you take them off area have the most nerves well he liked that i know mine does he's dripping pre-com and more clothes pins are putting oh he was yeah i swear to god i i can see it now like remember and and the girl we were with i mean she's i remember she I remember she bit him, broke the skin.

There was blood. He was loving that. With pain, he'd be rock hard. Oh, my God. It was like normal sex. He had a hard time performing. There's like a term for that, isn't it? Sick. Like one doctor she used. Sick. I don't know. Mentally disturbed. Is it epiglottis?

Not epiglottis not epiglottis shut up poor Donna God God everybody brings something like a never mind epiglottis epiglottis so you can call into work tomorrow and tell your boss I can't come in I hurt my epiglottis frame epiglottis see if they know what that is if you go into work the next day they're going to have to get well cards oh my God I can't I hope your epiglottis. Spring epiglottis. See if they know what that is. You go into work the next day, they're going to have to get well cards. Oh, my God. I can't believe it. I hope your epiglottis is good.

I had an uncle who died from a bad epiglottis. There is people that would feed into this shit, too. Oh, my God. Epiglottis cancer? It's new drama. Well, that could be. Is that a thing? Well, yeah. Okay, I don't know. Yeah. He's going to water the garden. Yeah, there's a spot outside. He's watering. It's the same location every time. I don't know why it's turning brown. I can't figure it out. The world is our urinal. We are men. Yeah. But anyway, so I think we kind of helped Dave, I hope. I hope so. Dave's going to send me an email and go, well, that was fucking worthless.

I don't know what to tell you. Hopefully not, Dave. You got me sexually frustrated and didn't help me at all. All I can think about is Donna's epiglottis. Hey, I'm pretty. Relax that. I think we just solidified the deal for him that women are complex and confusing. Sometimes. I actually think that Logan's outside jerking off thinking about your epiglottis. I think so, too. I could have done it right here. What the heck? Oh, Donna's epiglottis. When you swallow, though, you can really feel it, like, on your cock. I will never know. I will never know the feeling of swallowing by my epiglottis.

I'm not even going to get it. You mean you don't want to try, Vince? No, no. You can't reach it.

I know not so talented huh i'll stay in my closet me and my epigodis will stay hidden he notches out a little hole every once in a while he pokes it out through a glory hole actually in the bedroom You guys didn't see If you turned around That door It's a glory hole You have a fucking glory hole Yeah We're fucking trying it It's not all that I'm going to be on the same side you're on Just to make sure everybody's cool Yeah, Vince You stay behind me in the closet Just letting you know I'm not going I'm going to be on the same side of the door as you just you know my hands will be in the air look here I am I'm over here I'm over here I'll be cheering you on go Logan go you can be on a walkie talkie I want to make sure I'm in your queer line of vision so we're a go team guy no one could ever go hey where the fuck did vince go is that whiskers on my balls i feel fucking glory hole is always fun yeah until the voice on the other side goes how was that yeah with a deep voice.

Shit, what did I do? No witnesses, I'm out of here. Somebody filed a complaint. That's it. Well, did we solve Dave's dilemma? I'm sure we didn't even touch it, but okay. We went in so many goddamn different directions. I'm sorry, Dave, but I'll email your instructions. Well did you want to do the second part of this or do you want to have the actual instruction part, the actual demonstration or do you want to save that for another show?

We can save that for another i mean if anything you guys want to demonstrate that you know giving head i'll eat all i'm doing nothing i'll eat pussy anything because we're already an hour into the show yeah i was going to say yeah has it been already an hour yeah holy shit yeah yeah so it's up to you guys no let's let's hold that for another show. I don't want to like... Another show, we'll actually do some demonstration. Great. And show oral skills. You never know. You never know what's going to happen. I do. I sit behind the... Wait, wait.

Vince is going to rip his no there's there's no It doesn't a peak. Vince, no poking. Not even a peak. It doesn't even wink. It doesn't even wink. I don't know how to respond to this. Is it like a turtle with his head stuck in it? It never comes out. Did you send her pictures? That guy was at the hot tub. That was what? That guy was at the hot tub. Oh that guy was at the hot tub oh he was at the hot tub as men we don't get to pick what we're given i ordered a whole different one amazon delivered the wrong thing i'm saying it wasn't prime it wasn't fine paper it was substandard it wasn't prime.

It wasn't prime. It was substandard. It wasn't prime. Made in China. Chinese men laugh at my dick. It's that small. Look at his little peenie. He's smaller than Chinese guy. Oh my god. He has handicapped plays. His wee wee so small. He's smaller than North Green. His dick's so small he qual He has handicapped plates. His wee wee is so small. He's smaller than North Green. His dick's so small, he qualifies handicapped plates. He can use any bathroom. He can identify whatever he wants. No one argue. He gets a purple. He already has pronouns. Oh, no. I have adjectives. I don't have pronouns.

This shit's too much. Is we an adjective? We. It's a we thing. Anyway. I keep watering it. It doesn't grow. Miracle grow. It doesn't work. Nope.

I keep whacking doesn't grow Miracle grow Doesn't work Nope I keep whacking it That little fucking Spike though Hurt I think I'm engaged now That's terrible You shouldn't be using Those spikes You're supposed to use The powder Now you tell me Jesus Christ You know how many Of those spikes You can fit in your ass I do Oh my god Ha ha ha those toys used to have a kid the dolls you pull the little thing and it talks someone yeah someone you pull it god yeah i feel your pain like porn star incidents jimber finger jams all kinds of stuff what finger jams where it doesn't go where it's supposed to when you're a little too excited oh okay you know when you jam your finger in the door trying to reach for the you know similar your girl bounces a little too high and comes down in the wrong spot uh yeah we've all done that got into the wrong hole because of whatever me and you donna and then i tell her take the goddamn strap off off i was like yeah you're gonna feel me donna she was like wrong hole babe you're so tall and I just put the thing with Donna put the thing with Donna I'm like I was like, yeah, you're going to feel me, Donna.

She was like, wrong hole, babe. You're so tall. I am. I'm like twice as tall as Donna. Let me interpret Donna's language. Wrong hole doesn't mean wrong hole. It means that's not the one you were in previously. Yeah, I know. I was like, that's because I said Donna. I'm going to be in that pussy. And then she was like, wrong hole. But if you notice, it wasn't like get out. It was like stay there you're already there like shit happens i did an enema no should be happening in that hole thank you very much no not you'll see figuratively you'll see I have had no corn. I do an NMIM list every day.

Just because it feels good. I'm just saying, I'm good at target practice with a bow, but I'm horrible with my dick. Put some sights on it. Can you imagine? Could you imagine me strapping sights to my dick before a shoot?

That would so I make it To the right hole I wish I had a dick I could put a scope on You know what I think I could Attach an ACOG to it But I don't know How I'd look through it You'd have to have Your legs like up in the air How limber are you that'd be a whole new porn category dick scoops dick scoops would that be a white dot instead of a red dot I don't even know I'm sure it'd be a close combat I'll take it close quarter combat we. Yes, okay. Let's close this up. Thanks, everyone, for listening. Again, we didn't go to... We didn't promote anything, did we? No. We're terrible.

Poor Dave's like, why the fuck did I reach out to them? Yeah, I know. It's like, it took me the whole hour and 15 minutes. Just bring the tongue of fury. Yeah. All you can say, Dave, is just give it hell, man.

and let her tell you what to do exactly let her tell you that and she'll tell you what to do right or what did you not necessarily for real though that didn't say anything they laid there and they're like did she alive you know what let's pretend she doesn't like world you know if she likes toys well you know what there's been times where like we'll lay there and kiss and i'll just use a toy on you oh yeah that's true i'm gonna tell you right now like anytime you're licking pussy you know flip your hand over stick them two middle fingers up there curl them back on the g spot and keep licking you can't go wrong with it unless you're a little like me then just use one finger or one thing you know ask a finger amount like you want three fingers you want the whole fist can i have my watch back but for real even just one finger, you know, ask a finger amount.

Like, you want three fingers, you want teeth. The whole fist. Can I have my watch back? But for real, even just one finger, curl it up there and lick. Yeah, you're curling it up there. Just highly suggest, do not get shit stuck up there. Yeah. Then you're in the wrong hole. Then you're in the wrong hole. Yep. That's an issue. That's an issue, too. Yeah.

Make sure you put one of those safety cords like they have on surfboards on or something yeah yeah and a rescue tether and a rescue tether yeah like a confined space entry yeah bring a fire gun go for help oh my god you imagine the 9-1-1 call for that would be shit we almost got i had to call 9-1-1 once we got something stuck yeah we did oh my god another show another show yeah let's save that for another show maybe maybe not why my dick either if you want to see um autumn stuff, go to milfautumn.com, and you can get the link to all her different outlets where you can see her stuff.

And for Donna, go to hotwifedonnalyn.com. See that. For the podcast, if you want to email us like Dave and get absolutely no answer to your email. I'm sorry, Dave. Poor Dave.

But Dave, email us at hotwifepodcast at gmail.com uh we will answer you or i will answer you generally um because you're not gonna get an answer on the show not even a little bit yeah we fucked up dave sorry but we had fun trying we had fun talking you know dave come out here dave said he's out in like wisconsin or something like that just Dave you and your wife come out here and I'll show you how to do it to your wife yeah there you go that'd be fair wouldn't it yeah as long as he brings the cheese yeah so well whatever cheese I prefer you shower first yeah gotta watch him he can't be no no cheese dicks no cheese no cheese anything no cheese anything but and we didn't tell him the coffee trick he could try that oh yeah you know what before you shut the shit down give it to him that's a good one I gave Autumn the coffee treatment last week or two weeks ago two weeks ago so it's a it's a neat little thing it works for you know to receive and or give what you're gonna do is take a hot beverage we just call we call it coffee, but you can coffee, whatever.

Take a hot beverage, put it in your mouth, as hot as you can take it. And then right before you put your tongue on whatever it is you're putting your tongue on, swallow it, and then put your tongue right away on top of whatever it is you're licking. In this case, pussy, Dave. In this case, Dave. Your wife's pussy. But for those who might be listening that aren't Dave, I can't judge what you're doing. Whatever you want to put that, that's where I want to put that. Case by case. Case by case. Willing victim, somebody of age.

The only way I've ever gotten Donna to kind of squirt was do it that way. I'm an user. I'm not squirt. The first and only time I've licked Autumn's pussy was a coffee treatment. She kind of enjoyed it. Oh, yeah. Hell, I don't think it was just kind of. I can't speak for you. There was a wet spot on that massage table.

I thought she was bored and was reading the Bible because I heard a lot, oh, gods oh gods mean good yeah she was she was hot in the truck yeah we the table the table cloth or the cloth on there kind of showed it yeah because I didn't spill any coffee I know that no no no it no, no. It was a big wits, Bob. Autumn is a squirter. I'm still licking that cloth every day. I know. Stop that. Stop licking that. Damn, you didn't wash them yet? That was like two weeks ago. I know. He puts it in hot water and makes tea. Is that your new teabag? Isn't that what they mean by teabagging? Oh, man.

You are in the closet I don't know I live a sheltered life yeah I live a sheltered life alright I'm not gonna make you grow up yeah don't disturb his I won't ruin your innocence thank you so anyway thank you everyone for listening again, hotwifepodcast at gmail.com, hotwifedonnalyn.com, and MILF Autumn. Somebody, I wouldn't call you Savannah. I don't know why. Savannah? I don't know why. I don't even know it's Savannah. I don't think she looks like us. It's milfautumn.com. Yeah. And you'll see all the outlets where you can see her. You can do webcams and stuff with you. Wow.

How much credit do we have on our credit card? Shh. Hopefully you got a big limit. Hopefully. I'll be the only thing I have. Anyway, so. Yes. All right, everybody. Want to say good night, autumn logan good night guys all right everybody have a wonderful night