Older or Younger Playmates? - Show #14

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Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. Well, good evening, everybody. This is Donna Lynn, and I'm here with my wonderful husband, Vince. Say hello to everybody, Vince. Thank you.

well good evening everybody this is donna lynn and i'm here with my wonderful husband vince say hello to everybody vince hey everybody oh should i say hi everybody vince yeah okay smart ass starting already are we okay that's fine okay so tonight we're going to talk about um something that i have noticed in the swing lifestyle younger versus older well in the hot wife well it's kind of multiple things it is i mean younger older is always a topic in itself yes but then when you go into a cougar aspect that's what i was getting getting at. That's the younger, obviously.

But then you have the MILF thing, which is also a younger thing. It is. I guess MILF and cougar. Very similar. Very, I don't know what that is. Well, MILF is just mom, I like to fuck. Cougar is just an older woman. Not necessarily mom, just another aspect of it. Yeah but it's always um well cougar milk older woman younger man is that's yeah and then you also you know with the hot wife thing the hot wife is generically you can go younger or older yes it absolutely it's just about her of having another individual. Exactly. Or individuals. Or teams. Counties. Stop. That was just once. Yeah, geez.

Only 100,000 people in that county. Come on. 75% of them. It was a long date. Yeah. So it's a topic for another show. But yeah, so the younger, older aspect. So obviously I ask you first, do you have a preference for your playmate to be younger or older? It seems like the ones that I get more attention from are younger. Sure. Which is really weird. Sometimes it's a little, you know, I mean, they're half my age, which is. Or younger. No. You're 61. Half would only be 30. You've had some gentlemen in their 20s. Recently? I don't think so.

I think they've all been been one gentleman was uh 28 yeah i thought he was 30 no the one gentleman i'm thinking okay well yeah i know the one you're thinking of is 30 yeah there was uh the uh the gentleman who gave you anal the one time oh he's only 28 i thought he was 32 i mean 30 also yeah no i believe he's only 28 okay but you've had plenty of interest in people in their 20s yeah yeah it's yeah it's been a little i don't really think of myself as being 61 so it feels weird but not like like they're half my age weird weird so i like actually like sit down and think about it's like my god i'm old enough to be not that your mother i'm old enough to be your grandmother in some instances you think about it 40 years if there's a 40 year you know there's a 30 year difference you know well to be the grandmother technically you don't it almost they'd almost be illegal age really because they have to yeah you figure if they had a 20 it would put you at 40 right and then another generation generation is 20 years so if you're 20 and i'm 60 that's 20 so 20 yeah technically i guess yeah it could be yeah absolutely a generation is typically 20 years typically yeah not necessarily and your mom had you when you were when she was older than me no i meant like no yeah she was stop that's not what i'm talking about yeah i was just a baby when she had me yeah no but she was what 17 i don't know i was too young to remember she she yeah she got pregnant with me at 17 she had me at 18.

oh we're splitting hairs here same thing with my grandmother and mother my my grandmother was only 17 when she had my mom so it's that shortens up that you know that difference there but yeah it's been a um an unusual dynamic with the younger guys and you know sometimes I think like, oh, come on, you know, I'm not a spring chicken anymore. And they just, it does not faze them. You know, the little bit of wrinkles and the this and that, you know. You're still a beautiful woman in great shape.

I mean, you know, compared to the average 60-year-old woman, you are, you know, in the top 10 percentile, I would say. Well, yeah, but you're, you have your, your goggles on. Well, I have to say that or I won't get laid, so. You're drunk. That's more like it. Oh, the truth comes out. Well, you know, it's. Yeah, babe, you're beautiful. Suck my dick. Yeah, babe, I love you. Suck my dick. He has this thing playing in our bedroom. Mr. Subliminal. So, honey, suck my dick. What do you think the weather's today? Suck my dick. Yeah, that's exactly it. So you didn't answer the question.

You answered what do you generally get. The question is is do you have a preference no i mean younger guys are a lot of you have played with older gentlemen and they've been just as you know virile if i can use that word sure virile fun you could use that word fun yeah so you know i mean young guys are certainly a lot of fun to look at, and, you know, they're firm. But a lot of older guys are too, so I really can't take that away from them, you know. What in general, again, not picking names. Okay. In general, who would you say is a better lover, younger or older man?

Hmm, actually that depends on the person i've had him go oh yeah i mean like i said i might it went both ways i'm glad i wasn't there for that one no that's not what i meant oh my god stop stop okay i'm just going about what you said hey don't know i mean it could go either way i mean you have some of the younger guys are just i'm saying if you averaged it out if i averaged it out i probably more like the ones are slightly younger than me than too much younger than me and there's always ones that are so you're saying generally the guys to say 40s and up yeah 40s and up okay they they want to they take their time a little bit more they're not they're not that jack rabbit start and that's not true with all younger guys i'm just making a general statement not tying it in to any particular exceptions every rule absolutely are but usually the younger guys they don't take the time to tease a woman to build her up they just want to get their dick in there and you know come and pound away and you know it's like a marathon for them or a sprint or whatever athletics there is and they're usually the ones that have a lot more um gymnastics going on with it oops did you touch something i'm sorry i heard my my head phone go out did you mute me no i didn't mute you i hit a different button i'm not sure what that does but anyway go ahead yeah it was i don't know i couldn't hear anything so yeah i could hear my voice get lower and we're flat um yeah that's one of the interesting dynamics uh this is we're talking and older, that I've noticed that the older men tend to be more into, pardon me, teasing the foreplay into things.

Right, exactly. Not in every case. Not in every case. And the younger guys, they just can't wait to put their dick in you. Right you know and and sometimes that's okay well there's certain guys that you have had more excitement for than others right so you kind of come pre-lubed right you can say that yeah but you know it's still again i'll speak for you i mean the same for me you know one of the best parts like ar I'll speak for you. I mean, the same for me. You know, one of the best parts, like, arousal parts for me and you that I know of is the tease, the buildup of it.

You know, that way, you know, once you hop the fence, it's like, okay. I'm here. I'm on the other side. Yeah, I've been there now. Yeah.

You know, it's, you know, like, a newer thing you've told me about that you've heard a lot about is edging yeah the whole edging aspect yes so and correct me we'll get back to the younger older thing but the edging thing i guess is getting yourself worked up and just holding that well yeah i mean like jerk off get to the point where you almost come and stop it's like an orgasm denial kind of and then just keeping yourself going like that for i mean you're encouraging blue balls i i don't know how that works for men i don't know why you wouldn't fucking do that well we talked about this when we were laying in bed this is a couple three four weeks ago remember i was awake go ahead oh god you're such a dick now we remember talking about an orgasm it's like the roller coaster just get to the top and but before you go over to the other side that yeah period of time that's the edge and i remember when i was you were eating me out and i i held that that sensation at the top of that roller coaster peak for an extended period of time that's in my what i how i understand edging to be i i don't think you could do that i mean you have to walk around all day jerking off to almost come and stop and get back i think edging is getting yourself all revved up all horny right you might start out by getting yourself really close to coming and then stopping.

You know how you're like, God, I've got to fuck something. Yeah, exactly. And then I think they might, let's say you're at work now, and you're like, oh, going to work, going to stall, work it up, get real close, and stop. It's like, oh, my God, yeah, I want to come. To me, that's blue balls.

That's the balls that's the last thing i fucking yeah i don't that's i maybe we need to do some homework on edging more what the fuck it is but um yeah because i'm my my understanding of it was that sensation just before you go over the edge of the orgasm that well it's upsetting you work yourself up but you will not be able to maintain that i maintained it for several seconds but that's what i'm saying but that's because you had a level of stimulation sure absolutely so what's and one gentleman told you he was edging for a few days well how the fuck he said two weeks i was like what get the fuck out of here well that's what i'm saying my interpretation would be you have to work yourself up get like real horny right i mean you wake up in the morning okay you might be horny already but if not you know you start you know you know just well is it more of a mental state yeah i'll have to definitely do some more research on that and unfortunately we don't have callers to call in and correct us because we're spouting we're getting closer to it i know we are but i we're here spouting about things we don't know anything about or our misconception of i also uh want to talk about we had uh an email from a oh yeah listener uh leon and we'll get into that but um if you go to um hot wife donnalyn.com right you'll find links to everything and um there should be a link in there for email you can email us at uh d lynn 8 6 60 at gmail.com if you have questions for us for the show if you want to comment on the show good bad or indifferent um well the bad ones we just ignore yeah we do we haven't gotten any of those yet so Oh,'re there we're just doing this for fun i'll just i'll just send it now yeah the asshole you the guy you have on your show is a real fucking moron um wait i sent that um but um no the uh what were we talking about the email that you got email.

We'll get into that email once we finish the topic of younger, older. But the edging end of things, I just don't... I'll have to do more research. But I can't imagine why you'd... I don't mind while you're in the plain nude. If you want it that, like, keep yourself worked up. If I know I had a date with somebody that, like, you know, like one of the guys that stops over to see you. Right. You know, let's pretend it's Wednesday and he knows he's seeing you on a Friday night. Right. You know, and he wants to make sure that he's going to fucking, you know, glue your eyes shut. You know, or.

What do you mean by that? Later half of the half of the show or you know he's going to give you a cream pie he wants to make you into like a fucking boston cream donut i do love boston cream yeah wow you just made my favorite donut disgusting not in my world just don't put chocolate on you we'll be okay that'll be hot yeah we'll do a whole series of videos just what donut can we make Donna here we'll stuff her with jelly now you've already been glazed yeah we've seen that you've been cream filled cream filled yep I think there might be a bit of sprinkles in there somewhere. I'm not sure.

But anyway, so let's say you know you have a hot date. Now, okay, we'll bring up another can of worms here. Oh, boy. Let's stick with one topic here, dear. One topic at a time. Sorry, they're all related. Okay, what were you? But these guys don't want to pop too fast, so they jerk off that morning. Exactly. But, you know, they're young enough, you'd think, okay, well, and if they know you, you're more than willing to go, well, let's get it right back. Yeah, oh, absolutely, round two. Yeah, but anyway, back to the younger, older, then we'll skip back over edging.

Yeah, we have to do more research on that, I think. Yeah, not extensive, but... I'd like to be in that state for a little longer. I don't think it's truly that state that we're thinking of. You don't think so? I think it's just getting... Do you remember a couple weeks back, like you were insatiable? Yeah. I think it's kind of that, where you're getting yourself all revved up and all horny. That was a couple days. Let's pretend you had a date tomorrow night and you sat there and masturbated until you got real close to coming and you stopped.

And then like an hour from now, you masturbate until you almost come and you stop. You get yourself all revved up.

I don't know if that would work for me.'t work for me at all you know what happens with me when things are when i go through that orgasm denial i'll call it that for lack of a better word i can only do that so many times like if you tease me and tease me too much while you're like any kind of oral stimulation i'll put it that way yeah and i get to that point and get to the point and then i'm not allowed to come it becomes i become more uh it becomes annoying is what it becomes sure you know so it's like oh just let me come already for god's sakes i'm right there and then i you know then i have to get work back up again and then i'm denied and he starts all over again to me that you do that once or twice or three times and it's fine after that it gets like all right just stop fucking with me just let me come for god's sake or fuck with me or fuck me something like that i mean i can handle that kind of up and down you know build you up and then let you down type of thing for so many times and after that it's like all right now i'm getting annoyed just keep doing what you're doing and don't stop i want to come god damn it don't we all yeah i know but anyway so yeah the the younger guys seem like they don't want to spend the time in the four point they're usually so excited that they Thank you.

yeah the the younger guys seem like they don't want to spend the time in the four point like they're usually so excited that they actually that like you're real i'm i don't know if it's that or not and they get there and all of a sudden it's like you know it's like a fantasy especially if they're really into the mature woman you know the right woman kind of thing it's you know it's a fantasy you know right it's the same as um you know the guys who have fantasies of more than one woman at a time right the fantasy is phenomenal but all of a sudden when it happens and you pop in the first two minutes all of a sudden now you got two girls having fun you're sitting there like uhling your thumbs.

Well, that ties into another topic, the reality versus fantasy. Well, that would be another show. Oh, I mean, can we really do a whole show on just that topic? Sure. You think so? We could pick a lot of fantasies that people have that we have done. Right. And how the fantasy is better than the reality. I'd say in most circumstances, the fantasy is better than the reality.

Well say in most circumstances the fantasy is better than the reality well that's what i'm saying you know and generally in my my humble opinion and my humble experiences the fantasy is always better well i'm always like more more of a nympho in my fantasies i'm also more agile i'm more gymnastic i'm more limber i can you know what i'm saying my back doesn't hurt my knees don't hurt um i don't i don't have to get up and pee it's like i'm having like you know hundreds of orgasms are barking in the next room the woman i'm with isn't pointing and laughing oh I only did that yesterday.

Oh, that's true. And the day before. Stop. Time before that. Time before that. Anyway. Oh, it's not that bad. Stop it. You're fibbing now. I'm not. My nose is not touching the microphone. Nothing I have. Shut up. I didn't even go there. I thought it, but I did not say a i did not say a word that's as bad as going there but anyway um yeah so i i mean and and not all the older men are that attentive either i'm not going to defend them 100 no no it's never 100 it's never whitewashed like i can always critique because I'm sitting there watching and videotaping. You should be the director now.

She needs it. Cut, cut. I'm not selling it here. I really think you, make me believe you want to fuck her. I just don't think you want to fuck her that bad. Can you imagine that? No, watch. I'm going to give Donna the strap on. She's going to fuck you. Watch how she does this. Yeah, I'm sure there'll be some guys who would not be real happy about that. No, I would not be happy watching that either. It's a joint thing. Nope. No, but the older guys, and not all of them, there has been a few guys that you sit there and go, oh, now I understand why your wife cheated on you.

But, yeah, I don't know what the real answer is. And now we're going to a different topic of what's wrong with foreplay? But, yeah, no, I think in general and for me, honestly, there is a slight I'll see you next time.

wrong with foreplay um but yeah no i think in general and there for me honestly there is a slight uh erotic edge when i see a younger woman with an older guy oh sure i can see that too you know like somebody who is a widow right or is that a widower widower is a man a widow is a woman when you have someone who is a widower and hasn't been with anybody in let's say 20 years oh dear dust off the cobwebs well but the thing is yeah so you know and all of a sudden you're seeing them feel good about themselves Thank you.

you know dust off the cobwebs yeah so but uh you know and all of a sudden you're seeing them feel good about themselves yeah that's kind of nice that's pretty hot yeah yeah so and you know an older guy can take that young girl and because he especially if he's a younger girl younger girl young sorry younger girl woman. Yeah, that's the right terminology. It's not a girl, a woman. But his experience, let's say he's really well-versed in the art of foreplay. He's going to make her world rock. Yeah, or even if the woman does it in a more non-selfish mode, like, okay, hey, this guy's been alone.

Right. I know, you know, he's a nice guy. He could use some attention. Sure. Oh, yeah. I can see that. Put a smile on his face. Yeah.

But, yeah, but the younger guy thing, when, like there's one young guy in particular that it was a couple young guys i know you're a little more uh entertained by oh sure they're fun they push all my buttons yeah and that was my point is they are actually talented talented what they do yeah and they're not none of them are again you're not a size queen none of these guys are like huge oh no i mean they're some of them are a decent you know not to be shy right you know size no they're nothing to be ashamed of size i mean but they're not like you know they're accommodating i mean i can definitely do that which is that makes it a little more enjoyable for me because i'm not really a size queen.

That's not where I get my stimulation from. And I get a lot more stimulation from the clit than I do from the actual vagina. I mean, they're kind of intertwined, but I get a lot more stimulation from my clit than I do from my vagina.

That's why you get it either A, riding, you're i'm on top so your clit rubs that's exactly why or be through oral exactly that's my that's my go-to but the nice thing is and the one young guy even thanked me because like afterwards we were talking about our experience and he was saying that he was really glad that i expressed myself because he said a lot of women especially especially he's been with other younger women, and they just keep their mouth shut and then wonder why they're not getting satisfied. It's like, I'm very expressive. I'm always, I'm very, you know, go faster, go slower.

I try to be like, and I'm not demanding with him. It's like, hey, you know, if you just, you know, slow down a little bit, that would feel really good or whatever. Or, you know. It would be really hot. My husband left the room. Yeah would be so hot. Sometimes you just leave on your own, just like, have at it, kids. Well, it depends on how long the session's going.

know you get bored actually there's been time majority of times i've left the room is um hasn't been so much recently because of our new camera setup right right when i used to have to walk around like i would hold the camera and walk around guys would have performance issues well yeah it's like the camera's like right there by their junk and it's a little more like i'm like checking in on them kind of thing where I don't know.

performance issues yeah it's like the camera's like right there by their junk and it's like and it's a little more like i'm like checking in on them kind of thing where our setup now we have four cameras and we have it hooked into a video switching board and so i just sit the other side of the room i hit record i let donna and whoever or you know the team have fun and i just hit the buttons and flip between the cameras and uh just record the fun without being intrusive at all yeah that's kind of nice and then the the new add-on which we talked about last show i think is where i actually have the switching my monitor that i use hooked up to another tv that uh so donna and her cohort in crime can actually watch themselves and it's amazing how they all get turned on watching you know i have been a fan of watching myself since i was in college yeah you said that yeah there was and i always bring up this story about we had this antique dresser and it had a mirror on it that tilted, it was on like a hinge.

And we had like this little leather strap that was like tucked in, like made of the old belt strap or something. It was tucked in there. So the mirror was tilted at just the right angle. The magic angle. The magic angle. So if I was on top of him, I could turn my head and I could watch what was going on. I was like, oh, that's, I found that very erotic. Yeah. Very erotic. So I've been, that's been a. Now you're doing the same thing, but in a bigger way, getting multiple views. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that's really nice because sometimes you'll switch and I'll be like, oh, that's not such a great view. Then you'll be like, I guess you'll see it too. But you've got to mix it up. Everybody likes a different view. I know. If I kept it to one view, it would be boring. It would be boring, but some are better than others. That's for sure. Oh, yeah, but that's to you. There are guys who... This is Donna Lynn's hot wife show, right? It's all about me. Yeah, apparently.

You're getting your orgasms not me oh okay yes i i am i thought well i that's why i speak up i'm i'm in it to win it so that's it you know but if i don't speak up and and get what i need i'm gonna walk being very disappointed, and it's for my own fault. Yeah. Well, I have no one to blame. But, you know. So if you hear a whistling, it's our dog. It's our dog. 70-pound coonhound that just cries all the goddamn time. Anyway, so for you, it's either one, a younger or older. You don't have a preference? No, not at all. Thank you.

So, um, yeah, so, so for you, it's either one, a younger, you don't have a preference. No, it's based on the individual, not so much. I, yeah, it's definitely based on the individual. If all the playing fields being equal, it's definitely the individual. I mean, I have to have a conversation. I have to have some kind of energy and chemistry with them.

So that could you know either way you know you could be older or younger we don't have anything to talk about it's not going to be a great sex session not a whole lot of talking going on no but i'd like to know that i have a a chemistry with them yeah it's nice to have some level of a bond relationship yeah Yeah, a friendship whatever if you're comfortable with them to some degree exactly it's not like hi how you doing this fuck it's like i don't care how good looking you are if there's nothing nothing there then it's it's kind of empty oh that's your excuse for me i was hoping you wouldn't figure that one out I'm so good looking.

That's exactly what it is, dear. That's your excuse for me. I was hoping you wouldn't figure that one out. I'm so good looking. That's exactly what it is, dear. That's not it. Okay. I'll get the hint. So anyway, got an email this morning from a gentleman named Leon that didn't say where he's from. It's irrelevant, I guess. But he just discovered this podcast. And I want to say thank you to not only Leon for discovering the podcast, but everyone who listens. Oh, yeah, thank you. So we just thought we'd do this for fun.

I used to do a couple podcasts years ago and had some limited success with them and had fun doing it. And now with Donna's newfound passion with all this stuff, I just said, hey, let's just do this. I mean, people might want to listen and hear us talk about our experiences. Well, yeah, I think the whole swing lifestyle type of view that we have in the whole hot wife scenario i i i tell people let's get this straight let's back up what swing lifestyle is a sight so we are either swingers or we are in the lifestyle i don't like the lifestyle is is the is a newer term for being a swinger.

Swinger dates back to the 60s, 70s. That's fine, but people still recognize that. I know. Swing lifestyle. Well, not swing dance. That's different. But that's why the website is called Swing Lifestyle. That's that one website. Yes.

What I'm saying is what we are in is the lifestyle well yeah but that's in quotations because they they cut off the swing part we're in the lifestyle you could be any lifestyle but you know people in the know know that you are swingers if you say you're in the lifestyle most people around here don't even barely know people in this area say we're swingers oh you have a swing set in your backyard oh yeah that's what yeah that's why when we see all those commercials for a sling and they're making reference to being swingers you know yeah we're gonna sling so anyway leon and his wife since my wife distracted me.

Apparently, from a right, Leon said his first marriage, he had toyed or had done some limited experience in the lifestyle, and with limited success, I guess. And then now with this wife, it seems like, if I remember right,'s something that they are they talk about in bed and right yeah the concept is exciting but uh have had little success in trying to connect with um with that with someone or some people or whatever we're a whole team you know and everyone has rules um you know we have our our set of rules for us that work for us and we don't try to put them on anyone else.

And the rules that apparently Leon and his wife have have made it uncomfortable for other people to try to join them. Okay.

And I don't think the rules are necessary ones that should cause a problem, you know some people we've had problems with that too oh yeah so um you know it's uh you know it's important i meet the people so i mean i don't want anyone with donna that i don't feel i can trust right and um and that's basically where leon's at he had a rule that he needs to meet these people before they meet his wife and I don't think that's an unfair I think what it might do well I think what it might do is people since Leon has experienced some when you go and try to approach people on these different websites there's a lot of false people a lot lot of bullshit people.

We have had a couple of them. And I think that they might be interpreting it like, oh, I have to meet with the male. Well, maybe there is no female. Bingo. Yes, I agree with that. So, Liam, my question to you, my statement to you would be, I would try meeting them in a public place with your wife. Yes, we've done that.

Just do just do that doesn't have to be in your neighborhood or something like that you know so there's no way they can like try to stalk you um meet them in a public place you know go to a restaurant or something and um you know so they get to it's also important i think that if you're your female partner wife or whatever right again this is not aimed just at leon they you know she needs to feel like yeah he's attractive yeah he's not a bad guy right yeah it might be guy might be cool to you but you know when all of a sudden he shows up the wife's like oh my god he's ugly or oh my god he you know he's um yeah and her eyes he's an asshole this guy's an asshole i don, you know.

Exactly. I think meeting in person is good, but we've had a couple of that, um, an experience with a gentleman that he seemed very cool, but he said, you know, before we play, he goes, I need to know if we're going to gel, if things are going to work out. We didn't have time to actually meet in a public place and we just FaceTimed. We did a FaceTime.

Yeah several actually two of them we did a facetime with and that's really worked out well yeah you know so you can actually see i've been here like three times now yep so it really worked out well because then you know like oh okay that you get a more feel of like their personality what they're into what they like and you don't have to go to the restaurants and you know do all that garbage if you don't have time or you don't feel like it or, you know, whatever. That way he could have his wife, you know, he could meet this other person by himself and then she could come in.

It wouldn't be that big of a deal. Yeah. Well, you could also do the whole thing too if you look at this aspect that, you know, there's a little dirty edge to it that, you know, you're meeting this guy in a restaurant and they don't know this could be someone you work with no one and people aren't going to really think twice they see a single guy meet a couple right exactly it could be anything it doesn't have to you know so but the aspect that you're basically interviewing a guy to go fuck your wife that's what it is and no one else knows it in the bar. Or wherever you are.

Wherever you are, restaurant, bar, library, whatever. So there's that little dirty aspect. I mean, like when you went on that hot date last week, actually last Friday. Last Friday, yes, it was. While I was in San Antonio, Texas, you went to a local restaurant with a guy. Now, we don't go there all the time, so they don't really know us.

No, but I have brought how many hot dates there how many hot dates have i done there six six easily it's like oh here she is again with another guy yeah but they don't know no we don't go there you go there more on hot dates than anything else and a few times i've been there i might just be another one of your hot dates yeah who knows they don't know yeah you know so you can actually make in your head make this little interview process kind of an erotic thing too and that's true that's a good point you know the fact that you're somewhere and people have no idea that you know you're interviewing this guy so he can possibly, you know, your wife is going to suck and fuck this guy possibly.

My husband brings out a clipboard, so, you know, it starts marking things off, like an interview. You know, because no one knows what you're there for. No, nobody knows. Yeah, unless you talk loud.

loud yeah we've had a couple yeah we were in one pub where you were busted on that poor waitress oh my god what did you ask her oh uh we were in i'm not gonna say the name you if i when i bring up the little scenario you'll be like oh yeah this waitress came up and she says yeah well um was she a was a teacher during the day she goes well i'm just a sub and you're and you like without skipping a beat was like who's your dom and she was like what the fuck are you talking about i was like oh that poor girl was like and then we had to like sub dom yeah then she caught on i was like oh my god she like turned away I think you freaked her out I embarrass you all the time well that's like on a daily basis just being seen it's what I have to do I just have to get over that the room can't be dark enough just keep those roofies by the bed filled it's my aphrodM jar.

It's my aphrodisiac for you. I don't want to remember. I don't want to remember. How many handfuls are you doing tonight, honey? I don't remember. But, yeah, so, I mean, I understand your rules, you know, and I support them. And I'm not saying that you shouldn't do it. But there's no reason you can't, I mean, again, I'm speculating from what I read and what I'm interpreting, so there could be aspects to this that I'm not privy to. Sure. If I'm not trying to offend you, I'm just throwing some ideas out there, you can do what you want.

But you can make the interview process part of the erotic fun i agree with that and sometimes it is and sometimes we've met some total jerks i was like well that was a waste of an evening you know it's like if because you're both going to interview them and then you know you go out into the parking lot or something like that as you leave and you know you know have a have like a baseball sign you know swipe your arm twice you know it means you know tell your wife to go over and give him a really good kiss watch her give him a really good kiss right so it sets up the next time right exactly oh that'd be pretty hot yeah i don't have to give you a signal you just do it if i'm really into them yeah if you think it's someone you want to play with sure you know i take control i see the so to speak i see i can see it glint in my eye my wet panties but you're usually closed it's hard to tell i know i leave a wet spot on the pens look wet oh stop you're awful swollen oh pants get tighter because the depends that's disgusting stop it they sit there and go i gotta get her home change her to bed change your diaper you know what her pussy tastes like that's awful you are disgusting yes pervert yeah i'm not just a member.

I'm the founder of perverts. Anyway. That's a topic for another show. Can I just tell you? Yeah, we have so many topics. Anyway, so yeah, make the interview process part of it. That actually could be kind of fun. You know, another little thing in the interview process.

Again, you could set this up with your wife the guy obviously wouldn't know this so she told him but you know have your wife if she um if she kind of likes him and let's say you're sitting in a booth this is a booth scenario so she goes oh you have to excuse me i have to go use the powder bathroom or whatever you want to call it. And when she comes back, she comes over and sits next to him at this point. I was just thinking that. You know, so all of a sudden he gets the idea that's like, okay, and what she can do before she's down, do you mind if I sit on this side now?

So you get the feedback whether he's okay with it.

Yeah, that's's true i just flashed back to that one cup we went to a a bar remember we were the bar was kind of dead and the girlfriend and i went to the bathroom we came out we're flashing you guys at the bar and the bartender couldn't see us but you guys could yeah it was hysterical i remember oh we were pretty trashed well the alcohol yeah and we're like lifting up our tops and flashing our boobs yeah that was a good time it was harmless the amazing part is like i've seen your boobs i still love your boobs don't get me wrong but it's like but i was more excited obviously to see that woman's because i hadn't seen her boobs yeah and her husband husband was more excited to see your boobs because he's already seen her yeah exactly it's just all fun yeah we were flashing our boobs at you and it was funny because ron white says like every man wants to see every woman's boobs you know it could be a big old flappy set of titties and she comes losing my boobs yeah i do yeah i do all Yeah, I do.

All right, roll them up. Roll them back up. Yeah, so, yeah, I mean, the interview process, in my opinion, is a very important process. I agree. That way everyone is comfortable. And if you bring someone to your house, if there's any problems, it's going to get out why there was a problem. Two, if something happens, you don't like them, this guy knows where you live.

I don't like them this guy knows where you live yeah i mean we know we know plenty of couples that they never play at their house whether because they have kids or just for the aspect they're worried that you know guy becomes a stalker so they spring for a hotel every time if you have that that means got by all means by all means do it i can't you know i figure you get more diseases in a hotel than you want from someone you're playing with that's my opinion bed bugs you go in there with a black light is that the truth oh yeah the hot tubs that are you know fucking cum filled oh please yeah that could be so hot yeah jumping in the sewer treatment plant yeah those people aren't cleaning those things that well unless you bring your own disinfectant and clean that hot tub before you get there and play i wouldn't get one not to mention there's hot tubs the only jacuzzi hot tub whatever you're gonna call it same thing jacuzzi is a brand is a brand name but it's a it's a bath tub there's nothing heating that water they're not that's not a hot tub though but i know what you know what you're getting at so it's just a bathtub with a autumn fart machine yep um yeah but uh yeah so yeah make the interview process fun yeah but everybody does have their own set of rules and i get that because you have to you have to have rules like i said you know and i'm addressing this to leon or anybody else that applies to if you set up the rules that you're like i said you're you're already encountering enough fakes out there so when they sit there oh you don't meet my wife you get to talk to me first then they're going well maybe you're fake maybe maybe you're the exactly you're trying to lord me out and try to god knows what do you're whatever make it where you go out together it's like okay you're going to meet me and my wife you know it's because you know you're going to be judging for safety she has to judge for the fact of yeah i'd suck and fuck him yeah oh yeah so if you say he seems safe enough to do it And she says, i'd like to have fun with him well then it's a win-win okay all the boxes are checked now you're gonna set up the date yeah then other rules apply from there but that's yeah that's more personal yeah these are all different these are all different which i'm sure we've talkeduseum.

No, not really, but I think we've mentioned our rules, which our rules are probably one of the simpler ones out there. No means no and... No choking. No choking. I'm trying to think. Like, everything else is pretty... One fist in her ass at a time. Yes, please. At a time. So you couldn't put both in, but only one at a time. Oh, Jesus God, that's terrible. And we're not responsible for any fecal matter in your rings oh jesus god or watches or anything arm bands anything left in there is our property you're not getting that rolex back you didn't pull it out. It's ours.

She's like the fucking alligator in fucking Peter Pan. Walks around. There's all kinds of things jingling in my ass. At the end of the night, you're like, honey, open up your ass. I'm not going to talk about your jiggling ass. That's jiggling, not jingling. Oh, okay, whatever. Can you imagine that? It's like, all right, at the end of the night, all rightingling. Oh, okay, whatever. Can you imagine that? It's like, all right, at the end of the night, all right, spill the goods, honey. I have a Timex, a Rolex, and a Citizen. And somebody's diamond ring. Jesus Christ.

And a tennis bracelet, so I don't remember the woman. Maybe when it was on their foot. Who knows? Here's an ankle bracelet. And I found a little three-foot-tall Puerto Rican guy. Who is this he? Oh, dear God, that's terrible. All right. That's terrible. That's not even funny. Anyway, so again, thank you for for listening. And, again, for everyone listening, go to check out hotwife.linn.com. And you'll find the links to everything. The process is setting up a Pornhub site now. And OnlyFans, we had some issues with. I'm not going to get into trashing them or anything.

Yeah, because it was my mistake can't blame them it was my mistake i was being stupid they have some stupid rules well now we're on porn hub and thank you all the guys from porn hub that are following me on instagram i hope that you'll listen to the podcast because i think uh porn hub's gonna be a lot of fun i right now, all we have up are my masturbation videos. We're getting all the co-stars, getting all the documentation for all them, make sure everybody is, you know, above board. All the IDs are, you know, in place and everything like that.

And we can start uploading all that stuff as well. So that's going to be a lot of fun.

Oh, looks like the dogs are being annoying to my husband he's gonna give him some treats and shut them up that's what happens when you have pets but right now we've only been on Pornhub for what six days a week something like that I think close to a week I think so too so yeah it's on the way up so it's it's very confusing on the back end it is very confusing i don't we've already gotten a lot of views and some a lot of positive responses and stuff so yeah it's all good so but uh anyway sorry for my little quick that's okay the dogs are you know the dogs will be dogs yeah they're worse than kids aren't they but um yeah so again thank you and we're going to try doing two podcasts a week next week i'm hoping to hook it up to a phone line to actually take callers and you'll find we're going to have a website open, um, soon, which again, check out the hot wife, Donna Lynn.com.

There'll be a link there to get to our website to, uh, listen for the podcast. So you'll be able to listen to the podcast. It'll be free. Yep. Uh, but there'll be a phone number to call in during the show. And on that website for the podcast, you'll see our schedule and topics, and there'll be an email box there. You can email the show directly and let us know. Wow, we're going to be, like, planning things and stuff? Oh, dear, we dream. Let's say, you know, I have goals and aspirations. We've never done that before. I did it with my old podcast, yeah. You guys had, like, a schedule?

You know what you're going to talk about ahead of time? Not a whole lot in advance, but yeah. Yeah, I don't think so. There's a whole lot of alcohol being consumed during that show, as I recall. Yeah, I wish I could recall. Yeah, so yeah, I consumed too much at that point. That was a Thursday night debauchery. Yes, it was. So right now it's looking like these podcasts will be on Mondays and Fridays that could work that could definitely work so we'll see so we're going to wrap this one up so again thank you everyone for your listening and your support. By support, I don't mean financially.

I mean that you listen and we see the numbers continually growing. Yes, thank you. It always amazes me. It's like, who's going to listen to us? I mean, seriously. Yeah, and again, the simple thing, if you want to reach out to us, email Donna at D-Lynn, L-Y-N-N L Y N N 8 6 6 0 at gmail.com. So, uh, so I'm going to get off now. I want to say thank you for listening and thank you guys. And this is Donna Lynn signing off. Have a great night.