Nudity in Public

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Speaker1: This program contains strong sexual content. No one under the age of 18 is permitted to listen to or download the podcast in any manner. The hosts, guests, and performers all over the age of 18. Rebroadcasting this podcast in any manner is strictly prohibited without the written consent of the owners of the Hot Wife Podcast. The commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its hosts or guests and does not reflect that of the opinion of the Hot Wife Podcast. The commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its hosts or guests and does not reflect that of the opinion of the Hot Wife Podcast's owners, agents, or representatives. This podcast is not meant to be taken as professional advice. Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast, where we discuss all the good, the bad, and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle. Hello, everybody, and welcome once again to my Hot Wife Podcast. This is Donalyn, and I'm here with my wonderful husband, Vince. Yeah, wonderful husband vince he's the one that steers the show and actually makes it more interesting of course you do dear you're the best what we haven't determined yet no but i mean you are there's something i gotta be the best something i i when i find it i will let you know i keep looking i can't find it, I will let you know. Geez, I keep looking. I can't find it. So, today's topic. Public nudity. I like it. And why can't we run around naked? Well, we're born naked. Well, that's true. I mean, there's that show, Naked and Afraid. Yeah, well. That's a little scary. That's the place you don't want to be naked. You don't. Fucking jungles with these fucking poisonous mosquitoes and fucking poison ivies and all sorts of shit to encounter. There's a reason why we wear clothes. Well, there's. For all kinds of. There should be a permitting process. A permitting process. Not everyone should be able to run, run naked. me no no no i should not i would never i wouldn't even apply oh come on well i but but there are plenty of people that are not in uh what is i considered ideal shape that are very comfortable in their skin and that's great i have no problem with it god, I haven't had a problem with that either. You know, again, we've been to a few nude beaches. And let me get this a little closer to me here. And, you know, there's people that you sit there and like, okay. It's like, yeah, I wouldn't do that if I was that. But they're comfortable, and that's great. Yeah, I mean, if you're comfortable in your own skin then by all means that's good public nudity we're not talking public sex exactly i'm going heavy on my peas here so sorry with that um but um no we're just talking like normal everyday life right you know without clothes on to go to the grocery store and you didn't want to wear clothes I mean i guess it depends where you live and what the weather is but you know i mean for a guy to go outside in the real cold weather won't be very flattering let's just put it that way yeah no it might not be but that's yeah that's fine too i'm gonna turn my ringer off case someone calls um again, if you're fine with that, that's fine, you know. I mean, we're all born naked, like I said. Right, exactly. It's so, I mean, you know, I mean, hell, with these leggings and stuff. It doesn't leave a whole lot to imagination. No, you kind of get to see, I mean, what God gave the woman. You can see if they have a pimple on their ass. And you have three, by the way. Oh, damn it. Let's put alcohol on them.
Speaker2: Thank you.
Speaker1: I put alcohol in me. You're the only person I know who puts alcohol on pimples. Most people just pop them and they go away. You fucking try to, like, put this miracle lotion of rubbing alcohol on them and like, oh, in six weeks it'll be gone because it'll dry out. Gave up. You know? Fucking pop the goddamn thing. Oh, my God. try to like put this miracle lotion of rubbing alcohol on them and like oh in six weeks it'll be gone because it'll dry out gave up you know fucking pop the goddamn thing and i was i was always told never to pop a pimple because it scars not to mention if they're on my butt i can't pop them and i'm not having you pop them i don't care how much you're like you like hawk over me like oh let me see your ass i want to pop that pimple and it's like get away from my ass just get away from my ass leave it alone just leave it alone but you're like they're like drooling like oh i don't get to play with it much so if i don't get to handle your ass i'm gonna take every advantage of anything i can you know i'm gonna just pop my pimples that's not that's not pleasant when i'm shooting video and i'm you know you're on top of this guy this guy's dick, but I can't take in the eroticism of it. I'm just watching this pimple going, Jesus Christ, that dick should be popped. I think I see what Alpine guy is on there climbing it, yodeling soon. Jesus God. Okay, that's kind of a disgusting thing. It is disgusting. But anyway, I think if people are comfortable, and they're not performing lewd, crude, obscene acts. Right. You know, if you just wanted to walk around and not do things lewd and crude, I mean, you want to say, go to the grocery store. You know, you might want to stay away from the frozen section. You might want to stay away. Women might not want to. Everything tightens up and perks up, you know. It might help you look a you look a little better here's so funny when you're naked in the shop and all you're buying is zucchini and cucumbers summer sausage pepperoni women do it now dressed yeah brockwurst knockwurst it'll cut on shoplifting. A woman can only shoplift one of those things at that point. I'm not shoplifting pepperoni. Last time, that was painful. It would cut down on shoplifting, that's for sure. Yeah. I mean, think about it. You know, we're going to hide it. A good point. I don't know. You know, and, but, you know, I think if, I don't know. I wonder if sexual harassment would drop down if more people were nude, okay? You would kind of desensitize it. I'm not sure. I mean. Well, there's nowhere in the world we have it as an example no i mean except in europe supposedly there's going to be into ireland and ireland's not known for its nude beaches no but i mean like a lot of their commercials are um there's like just nudity but it's like just like topless it's not frontal but their beaches over have you know they're topless topless beaches are part of where we want to go with this eventually um but you know it's um yeah i mean i i just think it's like okay have we not all seen what asses look like not only the ones on the back of people but on their heads um but um yeah it's kind of We'll be right back. look like not only the ones on the back of people but on their heads but um yeah it's kind of i i just think you know if people if that's something they want to do of all the things going on in the world right now um you know these arguments oh i identify as a a couch you know you or whatever. It's like, hey, you be a couch. Have fun with that, you know? What's wrong with someone being naked? Again, I'm just saying as long as. I don't have a problem with it. I guess for me, I find clothing. I see the guy at the grocery store. I use that as an example. And he's reaching over to get apples on top of the the bin and his junk's like fucking rubbing against all the produce on the lower level yeah i have a woman i have a problem with that yeah there's you know okay so there's gonna have to be some changes things in society yeah there's like a cleanliness guy opens up the cabin at the grocery store to get a donut and he's getting off the top shelf and next thing you know he's cream filling the one on the lower shelf no yeah i i do have a problem with that and also clothing does add a level of protection warmth protection as well as expression i i like clothes i'm just no i'm saying not saying okay everyone would have to be naked you know i'm saying if it's something someone wanted to do but we do have not as many readily available but we do have little i'll call them nudist colonies or places that are nudist beaches or little resorts there's one up in the pocono sunny rest in pennsylvania you know i. But, I mean, they're... But again... Again, it's also a climate determined... Well, yeah, again, it's not really... It's not really determined. I don't see a lot of... Mm-hmm. Snowboarding naked. I don't think so. Although I have seen skiing in certain areas and bathing suits and stuff. It's generally more, I think, in the spring when it's warmer and there's such a base of snow. The snow's still there, but the air is warmer. Or it might be, I know. Or they're stoned. No, I know in California you can, there's such a difference. Like you could be swimming one on the lower part of an area and then drive a couple hours and then you could be skiing. You skiing and we kind of have that same thing here to some degree but not in the middle of the summer no you you can't be you know swimming here and then go snowboarding that afternoon it's just not going to happen yeah poconos or no i mean we do have uh i don't think they're even considered mountains i just think they're large hills po. Poconos? Yeah. That's not really a mountain range. Yeah, they're Poconos or mountains. They're actual mountains. That's why it's called the Pocono Mountains. I know, but sometimes people call them mountains when technically they're not. No, I think it just has to be so much of a vertical difference. Yeah, climb. Yeah. But, I mean, I can see that happening. Would I want to do that nude? No. In a bathing suit, sure.
Speaker2: I could see doing that in a bathing suit or, you know.
Speaker1: Because bikinis keep you so much warmer. I just like, maybe the security of just having my privates covered so the things aren't going to be gouged in there or go in there. Where the fuck are you going? I don't know. You fall in the snow and you get a pussy full of, you know, snow. I don't think I would like that. There's worse things. Yeah, I'm sure. Briars, poison ivy. Yeah, exactly. But again, I'm not saying that. I'm saying you want to go to the mall. I'm going to go shopping. I want to go naked. I want to go walk around. Why can't I? I don't know. Just saying. Not that I would. Just saying. but for people who I don't think I would I don't can't i i don't know yeah just saying not that i would not just saying but for people who are so inclined you know desensitize people okay so like i was saying about the topless beaches let's just go topless yeah sure there are plenty of men out there who should not go topless but yet they do yet they do you know these big fat guys on their drive lawnmowers I don't necessarily have big boobies have nice boobies they might be pancakeykey right but you know i i hear from women constantly you know oh i hate wearing a bra oh bras suck oh a man must have invented these bras they're uncomfortable okay i get all that you know especially in the summer you know it's oh yeah they do get a little a little sweaty but you know so let me get a woman again in in jan in Pennsylvania, you're not going to go, like, outside and shovel the snow topless. Nope. If you want to, that's great. Well, whatever. I'm not judging. No, thank you. Well, what I'm saying is, again, I just think if men are allowed to go topless, why can't women? I think it's because women's breasts are viewed as a sexual asset. There are plenty of men who treat their tits or their boobs or their nipples or whatever. They're aroused by that. I agree with you. We know guys got both nipples pierced. Yeah, yeah. That's a sexual thing. You don't just do that because, like, oh, you know. I was bored on a Tuesday afternoon. Got a few extra bucks. I wanted to buy some jewelry. I got bracelets. I got watches. I got rings. I got necklaces. Nipple rings. Yeah. Nice piercing nipples. Yeah, okay. Whatever. But, okay, so, you know, guys, yeah, we know guys that like their nipples tugged on or sucked on or whatever. So therefore, they're a sexual thing. Okay. They really serve no purpose on a man other than call out, this is the chest, you know? Well, maybe it's the whole lactating thing. Well, it's sort of like in dancing where dancers have to wear pasties.
Speaker2: Right.
Speaker1: I don't know what the rules are now, but when I was there, it was this on again, off again. First you're topless, then you're not, then you're topless, then you're not. Okay, so let's get into the health aspect of it. Okay, women could be lactating. Well, you know what? I could be drinking a fucking protein shake or an energy drink, and could spill it and i could just get all nasty too i don't you know i'm just saying is if i can go get it but that's not from your body whatever it's still something that is you know i mean the best chance of you contaminating, I'll use that word, others with your own. Well, at that point, then a woman needs to have discretion. Okay. If she wanted to go topless and she started to lactate for whatever reason. There are women who can lactate that haven't been pregnant. It just happens. Right. It's a small percentage. Yeah. I've never had that. Well, at that point, then there should be some common sense. Right. Okay, I got to wear a bikini top or a top. Yeah, don't be splashing my milk all over everybody. Yeah. Yeah, would you cough on somebody's – Well, some people do. Some people do. Okay, never mind. You know, would you – yeah, would cough on somebody? No, you don't lactate on. Sure. Nobody wants other people's spooge on them. Same as I'm sure guys who are walking around naked. They got the Hershey squirts that day. They're not walking around with no pants on just in case that fart can't be trusted. Oh, God, this this just went really bad. That's true. This is things to consider. Yeah. That's probably why I don't want to wear it. That's why underwear is a fart filter. It is a fart filter. Yeah. It doesn't take the smell out, but it filters the chunks. Oh, that's so wrong. Oh, dear God. And that's why we come up with our mantra, never trust a fart. No, seriously. I mean, it's, I think women should have, and again, you've seen protests to this effect. And I'm not saying, I'm not saying by the stretch, like, oh, this is something we just thought of and we stand behind it. Well, we stand behind it, but it's not something, you know, I just think if women want equal rights, that's one of the ones they should get. Yeah, I mean, I'd still wear a bra. I just don't want gravity. But that's your choice. That's my choice, exactly. I don't want gravity tugging on my titties any more than it already does, you know? Yeah, but if you were someplace that you determined that, yeah, what, I'm going to take my bikini top off and walk around top, but you could. I could. Yeah, that would be my choice. Yeah. And, again, if it's not made into a sexual element. Exactly. I mean, you walk around with your neck exposed. Well, just point it like we talked about on the last podcast. i could sit there and start kissing you or some other women on their neck and they get around so that makes the neck a sexual element doesn't it it could sure i guess you being your lips i can sit there and kiss you suck my dick with your mouth yes you gotta cover your mouth i'm sorry i'm a sexual device it's a sexual device now you know just, it's like, yeah, why don't you cover your lips? Where do we want to draw the line when we determine it's sexual? You know, oh, you jerked me off one time. So, you know, your hands. You used to wear gloves. I used to wear gloves. I know nobody could see my hands. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe that's the whole Muslim thing. I don't know. Oh, he sees your eyes? Well, geez, you know, maybe. Sure, and dress with undressed with your eyes cover your eyes cover your eyes there's nothing there with this big sheet oh my god that'd be yeah that you have to wear shoes because you could put my little dick between your toes yeah i mean yeah where do you where do you draw the line where do we draw a line you know it's that simple it know, you can make, you said it again numerous times that I can make anything sexual. You can make anything sexual.
Speaker2: I can.
Speaker1: So where do you draw the line here?
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: So, but the thing is, you know, these guys, like I said, men get to walk around, you know, with double D floppy boobies.
Speaker2: Oh, God.
Speaker1: That's on top of their big belly. Oh, please. I just ate lunch. Whatever. I'm just saying. And that's fine if you're comfortable with that. They get to do it. Yeah. They get to do it. Why shouldn't a woman? Yeah. I see your point. Yeah. But for some reason, society has made it deem that women's breasts have more of a sexual element or can lactate and expose people to bodily fluids. I don't know have great breasts you are you know you're past the child rearing years yeah why should i okay so is lactating a concern for you no okay have you ever lactated no okay all right move on yeah i mean i there's a there's a lot of ways if it's the whole the bodily fluid thing there's a lot of other bodily fluids you should worry about spitting uh coughing sneezing you know and but you're going to worry about my breasts which have never done that i don't know shaking someone's hand hand to hand type things you're you know exchanging germs of sorts so i don't i'm not buying the whole bodily fluids thing necessarily i don't i don't know what what yeah i think well again i think it's an archaic thought process uh yeah i get everybody has seen nipples right everyone has seen the asses like yeah why can't it not true in all places but like jersey shore women cannot wear a thong no they can wear cheekies those cheeky bottoms because that extra few inches square inches of material makes a difference oh yeah really yeah who the fuck thought this up it's an ass okay, okay? Get over it. It's a fucking ass. I don't know if this is true, but I heard they actually, on certain beaches, actually come out and measure the amount of fabric. What happens? Covering your ass.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: So if they have any square inches of fabric, okay? So someone like you, that might equate to damn near a regular bikini. But now you get a woman who's very large. So she could cram that thing up her ass. It'd be a thong. And it's like, nope, this meets the square inches. How do they determine? Yeah, I mean, you could definitely wear a full-bottom bikini and just from walking around and whatever, you could cram that into your ass and make it into a thong. Yeah, I have the material. Yeah, it's there. I have a wedgie now. Fuck you. I have a wedgie. You're just walking around with a wedgie. That's it. Yeah. Yeah, and then, oh, that doesn't mean it. Oh, hold on. Does the law say I have to pick a wedgie? I don't know. I don't know. That's what I'm saying. And then at what point does that become a lewd act? Exactly. So, you know, you could walk a fine line. You could really fuck with the cops. And I'm not saying fuck with the cops. I'm just saying. No, but it doesn't. We support the police and what they do. But there are just some stupid laws in the books. Yeah, I don't understand the whole. That's a show we need to do. What's that? Some stupid sexual laws. Yep. Okay, hold on to that one. Once again, I don't have anything to write with over here but yeah you're right i mean if you it's literally to go from a cheeky to a thong is like what an inch on either side i don't know an inch and a quarter whatever it is i don't know it's it's ridiculous but your cheekies or um a brazilian cut i mean it's it's halfway covering they want to put an age restriction oh sure i understand that if you're 18 or older to wear a thong right yeah that way kids aren't getting ogles yep exactly i support that i support that too that makes sense but uh yeah i just think that people need to you know makes these laws like don't we have bigger fish to fry you know there's yeah there's more important things out there than whether you have a woman is topless or a couple a man or woman or nude right or if they're wearing a thong or not exactly right this is if this is the only problems we have in this world then we should be goddamn grateful yeah exactly yeah i mean it's it's just ridiculous but yeah some people get very offended by seeing somebody's butt you know who gets offended by it the women who shouldn't be doing wearing that stuff i don't know who gets offended there might be Then make the beach a, you know. Age restriction. This is from 18 on. Make it like, okay, this is the old fuddy-duddy beach. If you're someone who is offended seeing that stuff or whatever, you go down here, just like they do at nude beaches. This is clothing optional. Yep. And this is a regular beach. Right. Come past here, can't help you. Yep, can't. So make it a, you know, it'd be, you know, it's sort of like a movie rating. Okay, this is the G beach. Or PG. The G, PG beach. Yep. Then you have the R rated beach, which could be topless with thongs. Right. Then you have, I hate to say X, but. Right. Yeah, well. Just keep it as R. The R be nude, too. Mm-hmm. Yeah, plain and simple. Pick a beach, any beach. Don't show me, put it back in the pile. Yeah, that would make it, I don't know, somebody would complain about it. Wow. I mean, people have complained about the nude beach up there in Jersey, too, I'm sure. I think it's privately owned, so. Oh, is it? Yeah, I believe so. Because Governor Whitman.
Speaker2: Mm-hmm.
Speaker1: She closed down a lot of it. She closed all the nude beaches in New Jersey. Because New Jersey has no other problems other than the nude beaches. Yeah, there's no crime. There's no nothing going on. No, there's no pollution in that state. No, none. Not even a little bit. So they have to go. Taxes aren't, like, one of the highest in the countries? No, no. I mean, they don't have anything else to do but go after nude beaches.
Speaker2: What is that? No, none, not even a little bit. So they have to go. Taxes aren't, like, one of the highest in the countries? No, no. I mean, they don't have anything else to do but go after nude beaches.
Speaker1: Well, I mean, you know. It's ridiculous.
Speaker2: What's going on in this country right now? No one needs to worry about crime.
Speaker1: Crime's not. There's no crime.
Speaker2: No crime.
Speaker1: We have to worry about nudity. Nude beaches. Stuff like that. Stop that. I mean, it's not an issue right now in the news because we're approaching into fall and winter but just you know one of those things i wanted to talk about it's like you know just why you know like i said you drive down the street and you see some guy some big 350 pound dude on his drive mower on about fucking know, 300 square feet of fucking yard that he can't put a push mower on. His big old double D's are flopping around as he bounces around the thing while he's, you know, drinking a beer and just like smoking a cigarette. It's like, dude, how about a push mower? I don't even know how to answer that there's no answer for it it does seem very it's what makes it America he's entitled to do what he wants yeah that's true but I don't have to look but you want to oh no I don't I see you stare oh I do
Speaker2: it's like
Speaker1: how does that even work Connie can you eat more oh no I'll get you a drive mower stop you're so wrong I don't want to be offensive to anybody who has that i'm not picking on you but that's not your nature god bless you i don't i don't want to be seeing that in the general public now i i wouldn't be walking around naked i'm sure nobody wants to see me naked walking around i think there's a lot of people i'm one of those people so anyway so yeah that was kind of where i was going so oh oh what's that spunk lube again feel free to check out go to spunk lube.com and check out the products we did a show a couple of shows ago or a review of the products especially the newest one um if you buy some of their products and we stand behind them 110% and you get to check out, you can put Hot Wife, all one word, into the discount code area and you'll get a 10% discount. Or if you go to our website, which is hotwifepodcast.com, you can see the banner there for Spunk Loop and that will automatically take it to the site and automatically apply the discount. So whatever you order, you'll get that 10% off. Nice. If you are interested in getting a sample, we're going to give out to the first five people who email us at hotwifepodcast at gmail.com. um we're going give you the first five. It's like a one-ounce pocket bottle of the newest natural, which is all natural coconut oil and natural avocado oil. Just a free little bottle. So email us at that. Send us your name and address, and we'll get that out to you. And if you're one of the winners, we'll email you back right away and tell you, okay, you're one of the five. Nice. I'm going to clear my throat here. Okay, you clear your throat while we're taking this little break. Okay. There you go. So if you want to see where Donna is and what she's doing, go to? HotWifeDonnaLynn.com. Okay. And I'll see the videos i'm uploading and all the fun i'm having so that's always good um and i wanted to we have a competition going now oh from a gentleman who claims he is going to be our new number one fan oh yeah yeah you told me about that this morning i was like what is going on with that what exactly what contest is this well well we've been saying steven's our number one fan well steven reached out to us what a year ago this gentleman i'm not going to give you his last name but his first name is tyrone oh hello tyrone hello, Tyrone. And, yeah, Tyrone says he is listening to the podcast, and he is our new number one fan. So this is going to be between him and Steven. Uh-oh, we're in trouble. Or they're in trouble. I don't know. Somebody's in trouble. As far as I'm concerned, all our fans are number one. I like how you think. Yeah. Hey, Jay is actually in the lead. He asked me. Yeah. We're getting, I get booty pictures and some videos and stuff from her. And bourbon. And a bottle of bourbon. Steven, when he was here, bought a couple bottles of bourbon. Okay. That's pretty. It's a tight race, actually, between Jay. Yeah. You got to be in videos with Steven. Right. I get videos from Jay. Right, that's nice. Nothing wrong with that. No. I mean, they're in steep competition with each other. So Tyrone. We'll have to fight it out. Tyrone, if he sends us something, I'm guessing it's going to be for you. I don't know. Well, so it's, you know, we'll see. I mean, we have some people vying for their your affection but like i said all fans all four of you now are tyrone's number four we have four fans i love it i'm running out of money i can't keep paying these people oh man oh god okay but um but now we're going to thank everybody who's a fan. You're all number one does. Yeah. We appreciate you listening and dealing with our nonsense and, like I said, this is our therapy. So, but, yeah, like I said, all along we have been totally amazed how many people do listen. Don't know why. We don't listen to each other. Go ahead, Sid. What did you say? Exactly. Yeah, I mean, this is the same, like I've said before, a thousand times before, that this is the same stuff we talk over the kitchen table. It's like, why can't we? In the same way. Yeah, basically the same way, too. Yep, all of our shenanigans. we talk over the kitchen table it's like in the same way yeah basically the same way too yep all of our shenanigans we just put the microphones in front of us and just record it the same nonsense i mean steven can attest to that he was here he saw that and a few other people we know that are friends of ours already and listen they said when they listen to the they go, it was like I'm sitting with you guys out on your deck.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: Because it's the same talk. Same ridiculous banter.
Speaker2: Yep.
Speaker1: So, but anyway, so, again, I want to thank everyone for listening. And, you know, again, you have any comments, any suggestions for a show topic? We always welcome that. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Because guess what, folks? We're scraping the bottom of the barrel now no we're not like i said in the last podcast right unfortunately right now we're kind of going through some stuff um nothing earth shaking just time wise yeah just like i'm working a lot you know life, life. Damn life. Excuse me, it tickled my throat. But so, you know, we're, again, we're interested in hearing if there's something you guys have that we haven't thought of yet. Oh, yeah. Having the input from the audience and from our fans is probably the most incredible thing you can have because if if something touches their life and we can make light of it or bring their ideas into our conversation that that's just great and here's another one for you if you're somebody who would like to actually talk to us on the show be part of the podcast um if you email us and tell us you know one who you are to what you kind of want to talk about you know it doesn't have to be anything specific you could just be like you have general questions for us right you know whatever um i'll reach out to you i'll give you uh my personal phone number and then we'll coordinate a day and time that you can call in and we'll get you on the show with us. Yeah, it won't be live. We'll be prerecorded. I mean, if you're in the Philadelphia area, we can actually have you come into the studio. But if you're outside the Philadelphia, Pennsylvania area, give you my phone number and then you can call in and we can you know we'll schedule it you know because we record these podcasts different times and days and what have you so we'll get you to call in and uh get you on the show and and chat with you live so to speak yeah chat with you live but then have it then record it it's a live okay it's recorded live recorded right. That makes sense. Yeah. I don't know how you couldn't record a lot. I don't know. It's all AI. We're not actually here. It's AI. We're holograms. We are artificially intelligent. So. Well, artificial maybe. Intell intelligent not so much absence of intelligence there you go that's our AI there's nothing there folks nothing there alright so again I want to thank you all for listening and until the next show
Speaker2: alright everybody have a great night.