Newbie in the Lifestyle Interview

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Speaker1: Welcome to the Hot Wife Podcast, where we dive into discussions about relationships, intimacy, and everything in between. Before we begin, we want to make it clear that the views expressed on this podcast are solely those of the host and guests, and should be taken as opinions, not professional or medical advice. Additionally, we remind all listeners that this podcast is intended for adults over the age of 18. Unauthorized rebroadcast of this show is strictly prohibited without the written permission of the owners of Hot Wife Podcast. Now, let's heat things up. Hello everybody, this is Donna Lynn and welcome to my Hot Wipe podcast. Of course, I'm here with my ever-wonderful husband, Vince. You're not saying anything? Okay. I was waiting for the hammer to fall something else. What do you mean, like what? I never pick on you. I'm only loving and kind. Only loving and kind. You forgot to follow bullshit. Maybe. Let's go with the bullshit. So anyway. Well, today we actually have a special guest. In studio. In studio, yes. I'd like to introduce Stosh to everybody. He's new to the lifestyle. Get up closer to the mic, Stosh. Go ahead. How's it going? There you go. He's new, but not new. He's been on a Swinger website for a year. For a year, but it's still kind of new. Okay, but has had no luck. Yeah, I haven't had any success. Okay. With like meeting people or? Yeah, I find it's hard as a single man to meet people. Well, you're 600 pounds too. Yeah, that's it. That's what it is. He's not. He's tall, slender. 6'4", right? Your profile said. Yeah, I'm 6'4". Oh my God, yeah. For me to give you a hug and a kiss when you first got here, I stand up on an extra step. You'd have to stand on a step stool to blow them. Yeah, probably. Let's see if that actually works. Okay, well, that's why. Can't do that first thing on the show. No, I guess not. So you've been on for a year with no success. I just recently started getting back online. Okay. We'll give you a little boost, give you a credit, a cert, whatever they call it. on that site. Yeah, that's what I was looking forward to is getting my first cert on the website. I always look forward to getting laid. You want a cert? We can definitely do that. Yeah, that's the easy part. That is the easy part. Yeah, I think it's, we talked about this before on the show about how difficult it is for single males because a few bad apples ruin it for the whole bunch. You know, because there are guys that are pushy, they're like ignorant, they're Arrogant, disrespectful. You know, when you get a message from a guy saying, oh, fuck your wife, it's like, really? That's not what this is about. That was my email I sent you. Oh, that was. Oh, I'm sorry. I misunderstood. Yeah, no, he was, that's one of the reasons he's here. We had a, he was very pleasant, professional. I'll use that terminology. Courteous. Courteous. Yeah, and that's the way to approach it is just reach out and be nice to people. It's like, hey, how are you? My name is Sash, and you know. And I want to fuck your wife. Yeah, I saw all your shirts. So I figured if you guys weren't interested, you would at least give me some advice on how to approach it better. Yes. Well, we'll take care of that too. We'll see what we can do. I mean, we're not experts in this at all. We've been doing it a long time without experiences and knowledge, but I can't say we're experts. We can tell him what we look for when we get contacted by a single guy. Yeah, and apparently he did the right thing because Vince reached out to you. Yep. He's my gatekeeper. Being courteous. Yes, courteous. Which is what he did. He has pictures. Yes. Guys, put up pictures. Pictures are always crucial. Not of your dick always. Just nice from the waist up, you know, body pictures. Women want different things. Yeah, they do. We don't all want dick pics. That's nice. You put that in at the end. But I like, if you want to keep your anonymity, you don't have to put a face shot. That's fine. But if you just have like from your lips down, that's enough. Because we want to see like, what am I jumping into here? That's it. You know, clothed ones, you know, nothing too cheesy, but nice. What will make you look like, you know, put your best foot forward. You know what the term I was looking for and I forgot was respectful. Respectful. That's what you were. And that will go a long way. That'll get you further. along. And you did that. So, and that's all you got to do is just, you know, continue. I, all the single guys we've talked to that have asked for like, what should I do? It's like, be respectful. Like, Hey, my name is Stosh. And I came across your profile and I don't know if you're looking for single men or not. Um, you know, I would love to meet if you guys have remote interest. And see where it goes from there. Now read, read. And then I'm going to bang your wife like a Salvation Army drum. That is what he always puts that little thing. He's already had more luck than I have. Well, here's the thing is, you don't know what other couples are looking for. So by all means, read the profile, read their profile, whatever it may be, because we have on our profile that we shoot content. It's fun, but it's also, you know, something else we can have a little, a little bit of money. We just had a guy reach out to us. He said, oh, I'd love to meet you. And I read his profile. Because he didn't mention anything about the video when he responded to us. So I said, I don't think it's going to work because you like to be discreet and we shoot video. He goes, oh, I'm okay with video. I just don't want it to get out there. Well, if you read the rest of the profile, it talks about signing a release. Yeah, it's going to be out there. Thousands of people, if we're lucky, thousands of people will be looking at it. Yeah, let that be the problem. That honestly made me more interested when I got to that part. Oh, really? Do tell. Oh, just something else that's new to me, so. Oh, yeah, we do have fun with that. Okay, I have fun with that. My husband has fun shooting it sometimes, but I have fun. Sometimes I don't. Sometimes you don't. Like today, I'm in a lot of pain right now, so it's like, okay, I mean, I'm just going to sit down. Yeah, you're just going to chill. But, you know, the only difference between, I've said this, porn stars and people who aren't porn stars, is there's a camera. That's it? That's it. You know, we all like to fuck, hopefully. I wouldn't be here if I didn't find it enjoyable. Go figure. Yeah, I know. It's like, something has to be arousing. If you didn't find it enjoyable, we'd just be sitting here having a conversation. Yeah, that would be about it. That would be about it. And we wouldn't be swingers. Probably not. What? Probably not. I mean, I don't, I really have a hard time thinking myself as a, quote, Porn Star, because like we said a million times before, we're just trying to get Stosh up to speed here. We were shooting the videos of my very first time swinging with somebody else. My husband is the one who actually got me into swinging, because you were with your first wife, and you guys were into it. I was like, it was weird at first. I have to admit, it was a little bit... But I was a photographer, so naturally I'm a voyeur. Yeah, so it just kind of seemed natural. And I'm an exhibitionist because I was a stripper before that. So it just kind of. Wait. You were a stripper? Yeah, you never knew that. I just thought the place where I met you, it was warm enough you didn't wear a lot of clothes there. Oh, that's what it was. Please explain the couch dance room where you, me, and April did that little three-way couch dance. You know, she forced my hand into her pussy. Yeah, she did. It was wretched. Two beautiful women. grinding on you, letting your finger them and stuff. It was horrible. I hope you never have to experience it. The only thing that made that better, if we weren't there and had the constraints of the bar. And she could have sat on my face. And she could have sat on your face. Her pussy was like dripping wet. I mean, she pulled her G-string to the side. And everybody else has heard this story a thousand times. I'm sorry. But she takes her finger, pulls her G-string to the side, and takes her finger up. And there's this big string of like pussy juice from G-string to the side. I was like, April, you're turned on, you little minx. She had to change that thong. She probably said, nope, I'm going to keep it like this. I'm going to rub it in somebody else's face. So what would be your ideal couple you're looking for? I don't know. Like I said, this is all new to me. I saw your profile and I was attracted. I feel like attraction is a big thing for reaching out. It helps. Yeah. I mean we've talked about this before too. There's people like we've met at house parties and stuff that generally aren't the textbook definition of what I would want to play with. But because they're a decent person, a great person, made them attractive. Yeah. Yeah. And wound up having a lot of fun with them multiple times. But yeah, again, once you get more experience under your belt and people see you have like more certs and stuff like that, then you'll get invited potentially to house parties and stuff. And that's where it's really, really important, again, to keep that level of respect and just be polite because people don't want someone there like a shark in the water. Just like, hey, I'm going to fuck you. Hey, I'm going to fuck you. You do it right, they come after you. The women come after you and go, hey, I'm going to fuck you. That's true. Yeah, a lot of times they don't invite single men get just across the board. A lot of parties, they don't allow single men, or they'll allow one or two select single men. There's a lot of clubs, it's the same thing, no single men. But usually they're ones that, like at a house party as an example, they're ones that someone at the party has experience with. Exactly. And can vouch for them. Yes, that's true. That's very true. Well, what are the things that are your hot buttons? What do you mean by that? Okay, so, let's pretend you're going to watch porn. What's the kind of porn you want to watch? Is there a certain fetish or something? I like anal. I like giving. Yeah, not receiving. Definitely not receiving. We can't really clear that up. Either way, it's, hey, man, that's on you. I don't care. I have a strap-on all ready to go upstairs. Never been used. No, it has never been used. I want to clarify that so people aren't like, oh, Vince. Vince is in the pegging. That's what it is. He's like all about that. I don't even have a pegged board. Obviously with one eye open now. I would never do that. I know you wouldn't. Yeah, of course not. Why would I want to do something that you would enjoy? Half the fun is, you know, rocking your world a little bit or making you smile. But so you like older women, I'm guessing? Categorial search a lot. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I think he found me in decrepit gilf. It was in the scratch and dent aisle. If there's a scratch and dent section on the website, I was there. On the swinger site. I get half off. She's a little damaged, but you can make it work. Make it off her shelf. Make it off her. Yeah, I do feel like that sometimes. I really do. It's like, God, there's so many things. You shouldn't, though. Your pictures on your profile were great. Well, they were taken a little bit before all my damn injuries, certainly. Some of them, when we first started swinging, some of them were 18, 20 years old. I'm sorry. Well, on the freeze part, everyone could see. I took down all the older ones and just have the current ones up there. But back in the- over 20 years. Everything from newer stuff to... To when we first started. Yeah. You know, that was kind of fun. So, yeah, you can see the whole progression of my life on a Swinger website. He took pictures of me. And the tits are still upright. Well, I bought these over 20 years ago. Even my boobs are... They still look good. Yeah, yeah, he did a nice job. Did a nice job. I didn't go too crazy with, you know, I don't have balloon tits or anything. So, yeah, it's a... It's believable. It's believable. But yeah, you can see a progression of our entire timeline of when we first started swinging until now. Yeah. Have you had any long-term relationships? I've been single for about like 10 years, I would say. But my longest relationship was about two years. Wow. Okay. Yeah. I get it. It's finding someone in the lifestyle can be tricky. Or even more tricky is finding, you meet a vanilla woman, right? And it's like, oh, she's fun. She could be chocolate. Sure, she could be chocolate for sure. But okay, somebody who's not in the lifestyle. And then you have this part of your life is like, do I share it with her? Do I not share it with her? How do I broach this? I would love it if she were to join me in this endeavor. Or couldn't, if that's a question too, is if you got in another relationship, And let's pretend, how do I say this? I guess if you told her you were swinging and she's like, I was willing to try that, could you think you could share a woman? I think I could. Okay. With the right couple. Sure. Oh, yeah. I think the hardest thing is most guys, they find a really nice woman who's not a swinger and then they try to either manipulate her or kind of like, this is air quotes here. Force her into swinging. Take one for the team. That's when it goes. Or they cheat on her. Yeah. And it's like, guys, that's not good. Swinging is not cheating. If you're not doing it together with your spouse, it's cheating. I'm definitely against cheating. But Vince and I have a relationship that if I have a go on a hot date with somebody or whatever, he knows all about it. We don't keep things from each other at all, ever. No. Why would we? No, I feel like good communication in any relationship goes a long way. Yeah, that's actually stuck. That is true. Swinging at the ultimate is communication. Yeah. You'll ruin your relationship with or without swinging if you don't communicate. True. You know, so swinging is important across the board. I mean, sorry. Swinging is important across the board. Sorry, communication, yeah. Freudian slip, mister. Yeah, something like that. But the one thing too, like we had a discussion about this, like once you really get into the lifestyle and you start participating more. And then if you have the thought of getting out of it, all of a sudden it's like, wow, this is going to kind of suck. Well, the nice thing about being in the swinger community, and I don't know if you witnessed this stash yet or not, it's even if you don't have sex with anybody in the community, but you're in a social setting with them, everybody is so much more accepting. Vince used to do a lot of nude photography, not porn, tasteful nudes. Then they kept telling me, put your clothes on. That was one thing. But we belong to this artwork group, and he showed them, and they're like, oh my God, a nipple, that's porn. It's like, did you look at the Sistine Chapel lately? Did you look up there and see the naked cherubs? People that have a common thought process. In today's world, telling a dirty joke, you don't know who you're going to offend. Exactly. But at a swear group or something like that, a dirty joke. I don't know if you tell dirty jokes, but you're not going to offend anybody. Chances are you're not going to offend anybody. And even if somebody's like not into things that you're into, they can at least agree to disagree. Like I like a little bit of BDSM. I like being restrained. I like being flogged. I like especially my feet for some reason. But like Vince isn't into that at all. But he lets me get my little freak on every once in a while and that's all I need. You know, and it's fun. I let you do it whenever you want to. Whenever I want, but it's not my lifestyle. I just like to do it every once in a while. And then, of course, for my 62nd birthday, I know a lot of our listeners have heard this story before, and I'm sorry if I'm repeating it. He set it up that there were three doms and three subs, and I go to this guy's house. She was blindfolded and took advantage of it. Yeah, they could do whatever they wanted to do to me. Wow, they didn't want to take advantage of it because you were willing. I was definitely willing. Whatever you want. She got satisfied multiple times. Oh, yeah. It was definitely fun. It was very erotic, especially being blindfolded, and I was told to strip naked in this guy's- Well, if you were fully clothed, it wouldn't be as much fun. Well, hold on. I was on the front of his porch in his very suburban neighborhood on a very suburban street with houses very close. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever. Yeah, exactly. It was like, you've really, okay, I'll do it. He goes, and I had this dress, I could just zip it off and just have it fall off my shoulders. And they blindfolded me, I stripped down, and they led me in, and they restrained me to a column that they have in there. You don't have to go blow by blow. Yeah, in the living room, which was cool. And then the fun started. It was like hands and kisses and pinching, and the Wharton's wheel, that's what that's called, that one that looks like the pie cutter, the Wharton's wheel. And, you know, I'm feeling pinching. I'm feeling this. And, you know, people brought out vibrators. And you don't know what's going on in my head. There were pussies in your mouth. Oh, yeah. Dicks in your mouth. Yeah, I was like, what is going on here? It was pretty wild. It was fun. It was a lot of fun. So, you know, those kind of people, though, were very giving. They're very accepting. And Vince being very accepting, too, because that's not something he's into. As long as you're not doing it to me, I don't care. Oh, exactly. But you were very accepting and allowed me to the freedom to experience something that I could never experience in a vanilla relationship. No way. No vanilla man would be like, yeah, I'm just going to take my wife up there and they can do whatever they want to do to her. Yeah, I don't think most men would be really cool with that. But I mean, we knew these people. It wasn't like we just, we didn't know them. We already had built up a relationship with them. There's a lot more men, I think, that want to share their wives, but don't dare say, because they think that'd be weird. Yeah, I do think that. I think there's a lot more married men out there that would love their wives to be either A, in the lifestyle, that they can share them, or they could swap, or have some kind of- Or just be a real slut sometimes. Yeah, yeah. Either they want their wife to be a slut, or they want to be in the lifestyle, so they can also get a little freak on every now and again. So they can be a little slut and still get to have their wife. You know, if we're not going to include him in the conversation so much, you should at least take your shirt off. Oh, okay. You know, at least give him something to stare at. You know, it's only fair. It's only fair. So. Yeah, I'm sorry this is like your first experience. It's like, oh, hold on, I got to get out of this jacket. Well, that's kind of what I was getting at. Yeah, that's what you're getting at. Yeah. I hope I don't knock anything over. Oh, you will. your mic while you do that. But anyway, yeah, you know, I think you'll... We'll have to get you some new pictures too, like when the weather's a little better. Shoot some real nice photos and stuff like that. That always helps. Having good pictures on your profile. Yep. Yes. The best quality pictures you can have, you know, that only helps. Mm-hmm. You know? I agree. Because that's what, you know, that's their first impression. There we go. The girls are free. Oh, yeah. I was trying to go topless, and I was like, oh, I can't do that. It hurts too much. You tell it's winter. It's not that bad. It's actually pretty nice in here. I'll open the front door. Hold on. Thanks. Oh, you're all heart, Vince. This guy is such a jokester. Such a jokester. Me? Yes. Why not? All the time. Why? Do you remember the time at the old house? I was in my underwear. And what did you do? You pushed me out the back door. And it was cold and nasty. Remember? Then you quick close it. And I'm out there in my bra and panties. And I'm like, bitch, let me in. And he's in there laughing. He's laughing at me. And I'm just like, that's... I told you the front door was open. You had to walk around. Not a fan of the cold weather? No. No, I'm not. Especially when you're almost naked, I guess. Especially when it's like... You are a prankster. You're a troublemaker. You have some grudges, don't you? I think I got you back in some therapy. I think so. Oh, my God. So be careful. That's all I'm saying. So what's been, obviously not in the swing world, but what's been your most erotic experience you've had so far in life? It's been, I'm going to be honest, it's been a while for me. But this one chick, me and her used to go out to the bar together. have like crazy fuck sessions like both holes but in the bar now once we got in oh that is kinky that's that'd be a pretty liberal bar maybe they snuck into the bathroom yeah there you go i've heard stories about people like that what that looked down in it in the bathroom of a bar sneak into a bathroom i've sure i've never i have never done that personally but i have I've heard of people that have. But you fucked in the parking lot at plenty of bars. Well, one or two. One or two. She was a wild one? Yeah, but she wasn't for many after a while. She was too clingy, I felt like, at the time. Oh, yeah, that can be kind of a, yeah, kind of a turnoff if it's too much. Yeah, two clingies, yeah. Oh, yeah, I think The guys that were too clingy. It was the same thing. It was just, you know, at first it seems like it's cute. No. And then after a while it's like, ah, can I just do something by myself? Yeah, that's how it was. It was like every weekend. Yeah. Like work all week and then like didn't want to hang out with her one weekend and she wasn't happy. Aye. Yeah. No, you dodged a bullet. Yeah. Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Unfortunately, it's like my, One daughter, she's very clingy. Very clingy. Very needy. I keep telling her, you know, don't do that. That's not attractive. What is attractive to men, and correct me if I'm wrong, is a more confident woman. Not arrogant, not bossy, but confident. It's like, if you didn't want to hang out with me, I'd be like, oh, that's fine. I have my own life. I can do something else. I got shit I got to do. I have shit I got to do. That's true. But I think confidence, on both sides, like a confident male, If you became and exuded confidence, you'll get a lot more women. That's what I've been working on, is building my confidence. Well, I think it's something that either... I don't know if you really have to... I guess you do have to work on confidence to some degree. And sometimes I feel like it has to happen organically, just by having experiences that are positive. Like, I'm hoping this one will be for you. That's the hope here. And then you can take... this experience with you, and hopefully it's positive, and you can build on it because you're a nice-looking guy. You're very polite. You look like you'd be a lot of fun. So that kind of stuff, that you exude that. That isn't something you just say, I'm confident. It's something that starts being part of your behavior and part of your personality. Well, just showing up to our house on your own. You're, what, 25 miles from here? Yeah, it was about an hour drive. Yeah. I was nervous. I'm not going to lie. Oh, sure. I get it. If I was in your situation, I'm going to someone's house. I don't know them. I don't know the area and everything else. And all of a sudden, it's like, I'm going to go see a husband and wife and, you know, potentially play with her in front of her husband. Yeah. There could be some shit goes wrong there, but, you know, it's, but, you know, again, you've read our profile and the certs we have, you know, no one states. The certs definitely help. I feel like because I was reading them and everybody said you guys make them feel very comfortable and I can agree with that. There's not too many bodies buried in the backyard anymore. I ran out of lime. DoorDash doesn't deliver barrels of acid. That's terrible. We separate love and sex. You can have sex with my wife but you're not going to love her. I don't. He does. No. Not a little bit. No, not even. What's your name? Exactly. Okay. Exactly. But no, it's, yeah. I mean, like I've said, we've said it on almost every podcast, I guess. There's nothing greater in life than an orgasm. It's free, you know, and it's nice to give one as well as to get one or two or three or four. If you're multi-orgasmic, yes, that's very nice. I'm not personally. Yeah, most guys, generally speaking, are not. Generally speaking. Do you have a quick recovery? Or are you a young guy? I would say I do. Okay. I can go multiple rounds. Yeah, so yeah, quick recovery. Oh, I should have taken my B12 then today. I should have taken all the B12s and C and D. Oh, I'm a woman. Okay. Good for you. So if you're going to give a review of him to women who might be interested, describe what you see and what you like or what you maybe don't like. Oh, okay. Let's do this. This is going to help him too. So he knows how to present himself. Well, you are six foot four. So if you're 4'11 like me, you have to take that into consideration. Okay. Just from the logistics point of view. That's not one of those things that he can help. No. That's just one thing that you have to think about. I mean, slow dancing might be a little bit weird. I'll be making out with kissing your nipple. Well, if he gets a hard on while you're dancing, he'll be blowing them. He's not quite that tall. He'd be close, though. He'd be darn close. Yeah, you can't wear heels or anything. No, I'll be too tall then. But no, I mean, Sasha's in good shape. He's got great features. I think you'd be very kind, and you'd be very, Nurturing to a woman and gentle, I think you'd have that. Of course, I bet you have a little kinky side to you, too, which might be kind of fun. Oh, you're grinning. Uh-huh, maybe. There might be a little something-something there I have to explore. You don't know. So, you don't, you know, until we actually start playing, you don't always know. Yeah. To me, Vince always says when I'm with a playmate that I don't know anything really about him, especially from the waist down, he always likes when I unwrap the gift and you see what pops out. I'm talking about your face, your facial expressions. Oh, yeah. I'm like, ooh, yeah. It's always fun because you don't know. And sometimes I think I'd rather not know because then, And it's a surprise. I like surprises. Okay. You know? So that's fun. I think just, I think it's really important to swing it. You need to know what you like. You really need to, I mean, like 99.999% of guys like blowjobs. That's a given. I don't, you know. What's there not to like? I hate blowjobs. Say no man ever. You can only hate the person. giving you a blowjob. She rakes her teeth across here. But there's guys who like that. There's guys that like that. So again, communication is key with your partner. But you don't need to... The thing is, it's like you don't need a sheet. Like, okay, here's a form. You tell me everything you like and don't like. So it just cuts you the chains. No, I'm just saying for women potentially that are looking for single male in the Philadelphia general area, if they were to find his profile, What would you say about him? I think the pictures do you any justice. You look like you're about 14. You're very, very young. If that's a criticism, that's my only criticism. I looked at the picture, I'm like, how old is he, 14? Is that legal? He's on the site, so I guess you have to be of age. But you look very young, especially in the pictures. Yeah, I still got ID'd at the bar. Yeah, no doubt. Except the bars that the bartender Yeah, they know you, it's one thing, but you're probably like, ah, here we go again. He's got ink. He's got a lot of ink. Yeah, a lot of tattoos, which I can only see a couple of them now. I'll get to see them later, I think, when I unwrap my present. It's up to you. So that's kind of fun. I mean, if you wanted to, you could unwrap it here and I can share. Do you think we could do that? That's up to you. That's up to you. I just don't want to trip over everything here. Just move the stool back. Okay, watch me. All right. Can you move the stool back for me? Yeah, just a little bit. A little bit. There you are. Okay. There you go. Yeah, I was scared if I lifted it up. There go the drinks and I'd never hear the end of it. All right. Well, you can take your headphones off, Stosh. Okay. You can leave yours on. I'll leave mine on. All right. So let her see your chest first. We'll start the simplest thing. So. Nice. Yeah. Very lean. Yeah. See, there's a zink. Nice arms. Sleeve. Oh, that's it. Sleeve and a sleeve and a half. And I see there's a line on your chest. Got lots of celestial things going on on the left arm. Cool. That's very cool. Well done. Yeah, very nice. Very, very nice. There's one thing I want to check out. I hope my headphones will let me go that far. You don't have to hear anything. I'm the one controlling the board. So you just have to hear me and you can hear me talk in the room. We're not that far away. Okay. I'll take your word for it. So you can take your headphones off. I want to check out the kissing. Oh, okay. Is that okay? Yeah. That's fine. All right. Hold on. Okay. So, there we go. Let me turn his microphone up so we can pick it up. Oh, sitting on his lap. There we go. So. Whoa. Got a little bit of lip biting there, which I kind of like. There you go. So, she's. Butting her hands. I know, he's exploring. Ladies, if you like a very smooth man, he is for you. Now, this is just a chest at this point. Yeah. I like it. Well, he told me he's a groomer, so. Okay. So, now she's rubbing his head. Oh, she's hiking her skirt. They're still kissing, just so we don't have dead air. Sorry, I know. That's okay. No, you take care of what you're doing. You're doing the crucial interview part. Crucial, crucial interview. Oh, so we're trying to get them, you know, some attraction on, the swinger sites. Yeah, I mean, you're not, you're more of a quiet person, so getting like a conversation with you is something I have to. Oh, again, this is a new, first time he's met us in a week, so he's fine. You'll be fine. Yeah, no, he's fine. Now, you got to remember, once you get done evaluating him, we get his evaluation of you. Oh, he's going to be scratching dent. Scratching dent. her ass up off the floor. He said it, I didn't. Vincent, you're a pain in my ass. That's on the floor. Oh, careful. Your ass is down by the back of your legs. We're still low. We're still low. At the back of your legs. Shut up. I got me my shoulders a bit. What's this? I have an insulin pump. Oh, okay. That's what I thought. I just didn't want to mess it up. Sit on that. You're going to pump them full of insulin. And Donna is wearing some thigh-high fishnets and a little skirt. I am. Yeah. At the moment, she is. I'm going to take this off. Okay. This being the skirt. Yes, this being the skirt. Oh, now they're taking the shirt off. Okay. Okay, I got to see if I can get more sound out of these mics out of there. Okay. Can you hear that? Yeah. Not bad for 65. Oh, my God, please. Clack your back and you're kind of like matching glasses. Yeah, if you're hearing clacking, it's your glasses. Clacking, I know, I know. I'm rubbing him on. Can you hear me okay with this mic here? Yeah. Okay. I have it cranked up. Okay, thank you. See, this is the fun part for me because I can feel everything through his pants. And by thing, I mean his penis. Jesus Christ, all of a sudden she became 12 years old. I know. I mean his cock. I can feel it, but I can't feel everything. So it's kind of, oh, you made it jump. That's cool. So it's like kind of peeking and kind of like just gave me a little exploration. Would it be easier if he stood up? Sometimes. Sometimes it's fun just being out of there because then I can do this. I can do that one. Oh, okay. Where you just tease him on top of the pants with your mouth? Uh-huh. I can do that one. Okay. Am I allowed to sample now? I don't want her to suck my dick, no. I don't want anybody sucking my dick. My dicks stay dry the whole day. Thank you. I'll teach you a difficult knot in that thing. I know. Oh, here we go. All right, let me lift up just a little bit. Oh, you hooked into the pump? Yeah, I can take that. Just unplugged. Interesting. All right, let's get you out of these things then. Let's see what happens. I like these. I like. I like. Okay. Sorry, you had bone-off shoes. There's more things, you guys. There's more resistance here. Yeah, okay, you got to remove the shoes, get the pants off. So. All right. So the shoes have come off. Okay. The pants are almost off. One leg's out. The other leg is out. Okay. That is jockey shorts or jockey briefs. That's the name. Yeah, but these gentlemen. I know that it is probably uncommon for men to find sexy type underwear without looking gay, unless you are, and that's fine. But these are very nice. These are like, they're more like a boxer brief, but they're made out of that very nice, silky kind of slippery, it's kind of a spandexy, like almost bathing suit. So my flowery pink ones aren't manly? Yeah, your flowery pink ones are not. So these are nice, like navy blue, just a plain color. And I can tell you, this is sexy. It's understated and sexy. Guys, do not wear tighty-whities and gross, you know. Do it up. Shut up, I know. Especially white ones that are gross. Don't do that. Ladies don't want to see that. Hint, hint. This guy has it right. Okay, well that's good news. It's understated. It's very attractive. That's a checkmark in his box in a positive manner? Oh, I'm checkmarking this box. I think he's got to checkmark your box. Oh, maybe. Okay, a little more kissing. Okay. Yeah, very nice. Very nice. I don't, I'm only saying that because I think a lot of guys just don't put thought into what they're wearing. Okay. And this is really nice. This is very attractive, understated, comfortable for him. and fun for me without it being, like, too overdone or, you know, kind of looking gay. Unless you want to look gay. And that is absolutely fine. If you're a straight guy and you come out with something like a little G-string, it may not come off so well. All right. I'm going to have you stand up for a second. Ooh. Well, there. That's not too bad. It, like, lines up. There goes the headphones. There goes the headphones. Sorry about that, folks. Ooh. Oh, there we go. Perfect level. Yeah, turn that a little towards. Yeah, I'm going to turn the mic just a little bit towards. Sorry for the extra. So you can hear what I'm doing. Oh, that's nice. I like to look at your balls. Now you tell me what you like, okay? Don't be afraid to tell me. She has a pony hair. It's a ponytail. You can grab it. Mm-hmm. There you go. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Would you be more comfortable sitting down? Yeah, if you're more comfortable that way. I'm just trying to make you more comfortable. And don't be afraid to tell people what you want, you know. I like that. Well, you've got to tell me that. Didn't look like he was really hating it too much, you know, I mean. I do go off by, you know. You got to turn the mic again. Bring it closer to him. Sorry, sorry. There you go. Yeah. I want you to angle it down if you could. A little bit more? Yeah, angle it down. There you go. Sorry, guys. There you go. All right. Now, you tell me what you like. If I'm doing something you like, you tell the person that you like it. Otherwise, there's both mouths. I like when you're looking at my bones. Okay, there we go. I don't know a man around that doesn't like it at all. I told her it's very soothing. So, would you say you have big cum loads? Some are bigger than others. Okay, well, that's fair. That's fair. I was going to tell yesterday, don't jerk off, save a big load for me. I didn't this morning. That's good. Let me see if I can get out of my stuff in my fear. You're a lot more undressed than I am. Not quite much. I'm glad he isn't wearing thigh-high fishnet stockings. That would have kind of ruined it for me. Well, dear, you always look good in thigh highs. Oh, that's me, though. Everyone has my legs. Yeah. He really makes his legs pop. Oh, I don't like to brag. Yeah. I have a little something special in, too. I've got my little butt plug in. Yeah, that chair might not take that. Might not work. So, all right, well, I'll tell you what, I think that was enough of an evaluation. I think it was too. We need his evaluation of you. Oh, boy. You need to sit in your chair. He might need to sample your pussy. Okay, I can definitely do that. Yeah, I didn't get a chance to check out the oil. I'm sorry. I didn't get a chance to check out the oil stuff. Yeah. Which chair do you want to be in? Whichever one you want to be in. Whichever one you're comfortable in, dear. Okay. All righty, people. Let's move this out of the way. All right. Oh, is there? Oh, hello. Oh. Hello. Oh yeah, where am I put it? Yeah, I've been there. Uh. Oh yeah. Yeah, look at all my colors. Oh, that's nice. Oh. Oh yeah, where am I put it? Oh, where am I put it? Oh yeah, where am I put it? Oh, where am I put it? How do you hold your liquor? By his ears. Oh yeah, right there. That's it. That's it. That's nice. That's really nice. Oh. Oh, he has that delicate little water that I love on the clit. Oh, you have a nice, meaty tongue. Oh, now you get the tip going over my clit. Oh, that's really nice. Oh, I enjoyed this. Well, I think we should bring it to a close now. I think we should, too. I want to get more comfortable someplace else. Yeah. have a little more flexibility. Yeah. So I have a question for Stosh. Do you want to give out your profile name on SOS? Yeah, I think it's just Stosh E17. Okay. So people can look you up. And if you're in the Philadelphia area, you know, and you want to check out Stosh and befriend him and be whatever else to him. Be whatever else. Sorry. No, I just have to adjust. I cranked those up since you guys were away. All right, so yeah, check them out, and we're going to have... We're going to take this someplace else a little more comfortable. Well, yeah, and then do something a little bit more. So again, thank you, Stosh, for coming on board. Yeah, thank you, Stosh. Thanks for having me here. We're going to have you on the show again later on, because your adventures are about to expand. Oh, yeah. Not just with Donna, but I'm sure other people. That would be up there. So with that said, check out... If you want to contact us, it's info at hotwifepodcast.com. And don't forget to check out 50shadesofpleasure.com. Check out all the different articles and what have you. The old magazines are still on there, but now it's more of a blog site. That makes sense. You can reach out to us. And if you want to submit articles, love to have it. And if... If you want to see what I'm doing, who I'm doing at hotwifedonnalyn.com, I'm posting several times a day, videos, stills, anything. I could think of all the fun I've been having. So yeah, check me out. And yeah, that's it. So on SOS, if you're on swinglifestyle.com and in the Philadelphia area, check out. A photocouple. Well, that's us. Yeah, photocouple. F-O-T-O-C-P-O-E. Yeah, that's us. But then you have Stosh. What was the numbers? Stosh U17. Okay. U17? Yeah. Oh, it's U17. Okay. Stosh U17. Okay. Check him out and reach out to him. You won't be sorry. No, you will not be sorry. Not even a little bit. All right. All right. We're going to have some fun now. All right. Bye. Say bye, Stosh. Bye